OOWF MADNESS 5 PPV
Live! From Youngstown, Ohio
SPIN HANSEN & OUTBACK JACK vs. RAVENNA BLUE & CHRIS EVANSTime for some OOWF tag team action as the established team of Spin Hansen and Outback Jack meet the newly put together team of Ravenna Blue and Chris Evans. Hansen and Jack are allies in Drink & Destroy while Ravenna has been trying to put together a group called Sanctum and Evans has made overtures of joining. This should be the prototypical clash of styles between the power of the Drink & Destroy team against the speed and quickness of the Blue & Evans team. “Have A Drink On Me” by AC/DC kicks in and the members of Drink & Destroy come out to a very good ovation from the crowd. They slap a few hands on their way down and into the ring waiting for the entrance of their opponents. Metallica’s “Welcome Home, Sanitarium” starts to play and out from the back come Chris Evans & Ravenna Blue in matching black & blue tights with white trim for Ravenna and red trim for Evans. Huge ovation for the hometown Blue and by extension her partner Chris Evans. Ravenna takes in the adoration of the crowd as she slides into the ring with Evans and they meet Hansen and Outback in the center of the ring. Junior Hale checks out both teams and calls for the bell as 4 handshakes are exchanged between members of the teams.
It looks like Blue and Outback will start it off for their respective teams and they meet in the center of the ring with a classic collar-and-elbow tie up. Outback spins Ravenna around and pushes her into the corner. Hale calls for a clean break and gets one from OBJ. The two wrestlers meet up in the center of the ring again and once again Jack pushes RB back into the corner and backs away with a clean break. Rav looks a bit frustrated as she meets back up with Outback in the center once again. It looks like OBJ will once again push Blue into the corner, but Rav isn’t having that and ducks behind OBJ and grabs a side headlock. Jack goes for a side suplex but Ravenna flips out of it and lands on her feet and takes Jack down with a bulldog. Blue grabs hold of Jack’s leg and reaches back to tag in Evans. Excellent teamwork there as Evans slingshots into the ring and drops a leg across Jack’s neck. And now it’s a quick succession of tags between Evans and Blue as they keep Jack in their corner and continue to work over the neck area of Jack. But it looks like they go to the well once too often as Evans comes off the top and Jack catches him with a big boot that knocks Evans flying. OBJ drags him to his corner and tags in Spin and the big man from Utah comes in and lifts Evans HIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH overhead with a military press and nonchalantly lets him drop to the mat.
Spin hits the ropes and drops a big elbow to Evans midsection. And he stays on the mat as he wraps up the arms and cranks Evans’ neck. The big man is really stretching Evans body in a way it probably shouldn’t bend but CE is staying alive and slowly dragging Spin towards the ropes and he finally makes it. Spin doesn’t let off the attack though as he lifts Evans high in the air once again with a suplex but Hansen shows off his power as he holds it with one hand and starts doing squats before finishing the move. He rolls over on top of Evans and hooks a leg…
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No, Evans slips a shoulder out and the crowd is willing him to get to his corner to make a tag to Ravenna, but SH is having none of that as he whips Evans hard into his corner and makes the tag to Jack. OBJ comes in and starts lighting Evans chest up with some vicious palm strikes. A snap mare takes CE out of the corner and Outback throws a few kicks to get Evans on his back and then hits a running senton splash. He crawls back over and makes another cover…
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Th…No, Chris is once again able to kick out. OBJ drags him back into the corner and Hansen comes back in and climbs up to the second rope before dropping a knee across Evans throat. He reaches down and drags Evans up to his feet and Irish whips him and goes for a big boot but Evans ducks under and hits the ropes on the other side and as he comes off, he goes for a cross-body block but Spin catches him and tosses him in the air before catching him on his shoulders and damn near killing him with a SAMOAN DROP. He rolls Evans over and makes another cover…
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Th…No, Ravenna comes in and drags Spin off to a huge cheer from the crowd. She quickly backs into her corner as Hansen gives her a look. Evans is trying to drag himself to his corner, but Spin lifts him up by the leg and as Evans goes for an enzuriguri, SH ducks under but Evans stays on his one leg and reverses direction and hits the kick that forces Spin to let go. Just as Evans is about to dive to his corner to make the tag, Spin reaches out and grabs CE one more time and Irish whips him again. He goes for a back body drop but Evans leap frogs and hits the ropes near his partner who blind tags in without Hansen noticing as Evans comes bounding back…LARIATTTTTT flips Chris Evans inside out and Spin makes another cover, but Junior Hale doesn’t make the count and Hansen looks confused as he gets back to his feet. And he eats a missile dropkick off the top rope from the now legal Ravenna Blue. Spin goes flipping backwards as Outback Jack rushes into the ring.
Ravenna ducks under a clothesline attempt by OBJ and as he turns back around, she lifts him with a scoop slam. She gets up just in time to see SH charging and Blue takes him down with a drop toe hold right on top of Jack. And Ravenna moves out of the way as Evans leaps off the top…FROG SPLASH onto both guys. He quickly lifts Outback Jack up…ZEUS’ FURY sends Jack all the way to the floor and Evans quickly follows him out and they brawl around the outside as Ravenna grabs Hansen around the neck and drags him towards the corner. She climbs the ropes behind Spin…DIAMOND DUST and she nailed it. She quickly gets on top of Hansen and hooks both legs…
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What a victory for the new team from The Sanctum.
WINNERS in 14:11…Ravenna Blue & Chris Evans.
TYTAN vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title MatchThe rules of this match are simple. There is a 20 minute time limit. The title can change hands as often as you can pin someone during the match. After twenty minutes, whoever is the champ remains the champion. DH Magnusson is announced and makes his way through the crowd to the cheers of the fans. He hops the guard rail and rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. He doesn’t stay there long. The OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion Tytan is announced and as he makes his way down the ramp, Magnusson leaves the ring and grabs a kendo stick and heads up the ramp. DH charges and catches Tytan with a kendo shot to the side of the head. Tytan falls to one knee, DH takes a few steps back and charges and catches him with a big boot to the side of the head. Magnusson turns to the crowd and calls for a chair, a fan tosses his chair to DH and DH brings it down HARD on Tytan’s head. Magnusson covers and a referee appears….
ONE….TWO…..THREE! WINNER in 4:15 and NEW OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – DH Magnusson!Magnusson holds the title high in the air, which is probably a mistake. Tytan grabs the kendo stick and crotches Magnusson with it, doubling him over in pain. Tytan gets to his feet and pulls Magnusson to the top of the ramp, and throws him hard into the OOTron. As Magnusson staggers backward, Tytan backdrops him on the stage. Tytan takes a few steps back and tries a falling head butt, but DH rolls out of the way and Tytan slams face first onto the steel. DH pulls a light tube off of the OOTron and waits for Tytan to stand up, as he does, DH swings for the fences, but Tytan ducks and grabs DH from behind and DRIVES him to the floor with a BURNING HAMMER! Tytan covers Magnusson, who could be dead, the referee appears and…
ONE….TWO…..THREE! WINNER in 7:49 and NEW OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Tytan!Tytan pulls DH to his feet and lifts him for the TYTAN DRIVER but DH slips over his shoulder and kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT. Both men are down. They slowly fight to their feet and Magnusson pulls his belt off and WHIPS THE TAR OUT OF TYTAN! Tytan escapes to the back, with Magnusson in pursuit. Magnusson catches up to Tytan and loops the belt around his neck and slings him into a stack of equipment cases. The cases tumble over and Magnusson covers, but Tytan kicks out before the referee can make a two count. DH picks up a clangly pole, probably put there by Davin Moreland, and tries to impale Tytan’s skull with it, but Tytan rolls out of the way and throws an equipment case at Magnusson’s knee, sending him to the floor. Tytan gets to his feet and pulls DH up and catches him with several shots to the head, then tries a whip, but DH reverses it, Tytan reverses it again and catches Magnusson by the throat and tries a choke slam, but DH slips over his shoulder and hits DREAM STREET! Tytan is helpless and has to tap!
WINNER in 12:39 and NEW OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – DH Magnusson!DH gets to his feet and staggers for a moment. He finally focuses and sees one of those “in case of emergency break glass” boxes with an axe inside. He shatters the glass, grabs the axe and turns around to Tytan, but Tytan is already on his feet. He charges and nearly cuts Magnusson in half with a SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! Tytan grabs the axe and uses the handle to choke Magnusson with it, he frees himself with several elbows to the ribs, but as he turns around, Tytan grabs him by the throat and lifts him in the air and POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE CATERING TABLE! NOT THE CATERING TABLE! Tytan slumps to the floor, clearly exhausted from the brawl, and can’t make the cover. Magnusson slowly comes to and realizes he is covered in chicken tetrazzini and loses his mind.
Magnusson gets to his feet and puts the boots to Tytan, then slams him face first into the wall. Magnusson grabs Tytan by the face and rakes him across the broken “in case of Fire” box, drawing copious amounts of blood. Magnusson spies a scaffold where workers had been painting and he gets a devious smirk on his face. He pulls a nearby table over and puts it under the scaffolding, then grabs a chair and turns around and WAFFLES Tytan with it. Tytan slowly falls to his knees, then falls face first to the floor. Magnusson drags him over to the table and rolls him onto it, then picks up a nearby logging chain (and really, why wouldn’t there be a logging chain just lying around backstage?) and climbs up the scaffolding. DH gets his balance for a moment, then slowly wraps the chain around his elbow and DROPS A CHAIN AIDED ELBOW FROM THE SCAFFOLD! They both crash through the table and lie motionless on the floor. The referee looks for either man to move, but neither does. He watches the clock and as the time ticks out, neither man moves, he raises DH Magnusson’s arm from the rubble!
WINNER in 20:00 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – DH Magnusson
Just then Selena comes along, listening to her iPod and not paying attention. She trips over some of the rubble and lands on top of Magnusson. She pulls herself to a sitting position, on DH’s chest, brushing herself off. A referee appears and counts….
ONE….TWO…..THREE! WINNER! and NEW OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Selena! The referee hands her the title and Selena beams with happiness. Then her look slowly changes as she realizes what this means: she will be a target for everyone in the OOWF. Selena grabs the title and races back to The Chamber with an Invisible Ninja Cameraman in tow. Selena bursts through the door, right past Momma Williams, and slams her door. We hear it lock, then we see Momma Williams approaching the Invisible Ninja Cameraman. She pie faces him out of the room, slams the door, and we hear that lock as well.
LD WILLIAMS vs. CONCRETE TG vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe challengers are announced and make their way to the ring. They both get loud applause from the crowd. They wait in opposite corners for the OOWF Onslaught Champions to make his appearance. LD Williams is announced, and while the member of The Five gets mostly boos, there are a few grudging cheers mixed in there as well. LD climbs onto the apron and eyes his two opponents for a moment, then steps between the ropes. He hands off the title keeping an eye on Eco and Crete the whole time. This match is one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Onslaught rules apply, and the first person to get a pin fall or submission wins. The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
The three meet in the middle of the ring, and Eco and Crete exchange a look, then both of them chop Williams. LD backs off in pain and Eco and Crete kick him in the gut and take him over with a double suplex. Crete grabs LD’s arms and pulls him back into a surfboard, and Eco bounds off the ropes and connects with a stiff kick to LD’s face. Crete drops LD to the mat and hits the ropes and drops a leg across the back of Williams’ head and rolls him over and tries to cover, but Eco pulls Crete to his feet and lands a bridging German suplex for a one count. Crete rolls through it and Eco catches him with a drop kick that sends him into the corner. Eco charges in and monkey flips Crete out of the corner, Crete lands on his feet, right in front of Williams. LD grabs him and hits a t-bone suplex that sends Crete under the bottom rope to the floor.
LD turns around and Eco runs at him and catches him with a forearm to the jaw. Eco sends LD to the ropes and he elevates him on the rebound and drops him chin first onto his knee. LD’s head snaps back and Eco pounces on him and covers, but only gets a one count. Eco pulls LD to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but LD slips over his shoulders and lands behind him as Crete gets into the ring. LD grabs Eco for a belly to back suplex, and drops him, back of the neck first onto the top rope. Eco staggers forward right into a super kick from Crete. Eco falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor, grabbing his head, stunned.
Crete and LD lock up and Crete pushes LD to the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, and naturally gets it. As Crete backs off, LD tries to attack out of the corner with a clothesline, but Crete is ready for it and snaps him over with an arm drag, then locks him in a top wrist lock. Most wrestlers would have tapped by now, but LD is double tough. LD fights to his feet and spins and catches Crete with a knee to the gut, hammerlocks his arm and sends him shoulder first into the corner. As Crete staggers backward, LD grabs his arm and locks him in a FLYING CHICKENWING! It looks like Crete might give up, when Eco slides back into the ring and clips LD’s knee from behind, sending them both to the mat.
Eco covers LD first and gets a one count, then pounces on Crete and covers, but only gets a one count there as well. Eco gets to his feet and heads to the corner and waits perched on the top rope. As Crete and LD get to their feet, Eco hits a missile drop kick on Crete that sends his head slamming back into LD’s face. LD falls between the ropes to the floor, and we see blood pouring out of what appears to be a broken nose. Eco covers Crete, but Crete kicks out at two. Eco works quickly, trying to take advantage of LD being stunned on the floor. He springs off the middle ropes and hits a moonsault on Crete for another two count. Both of them are to their feet, and Eco sends Crete to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. He covers again, but Crete kicks out again. Eco gets to his feet and calls for the ENDGAME, but Crete spins out of it and shoves him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam for a two count of his own.
Crete pulls Eco up and stuns him with a European uppercut and several chops, then kicks him low and hits a TIGER DRIVER! Crete rolls Eco over and covers, but LD slides back into the ring and catches Crete with a double axe handle to the back of the head just before he could get the three count. LD pulls Crete to his feet and shoves him into the corner and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE on him, beating Crete to the mat. LD turns around and Eco is just getting to his feet. He kicks Eco low and tries for the Canadian Destroyer, but Eco back drops out of it, as he does, Crete charges out of the corner and hits a Thesz press on Eco for a two count. LD pulls Crete off of Eco and hammers him with forearms and head butts to the back of the head. As they fight, Eco gets back to his feet and charges at them both and takes Crete to the mat with a clothesline, then kicks LD low and bounds off the ropes, but LD catches him with a back body drop over the top rope. LD lands on his feet and pulls Eco out of the ring, slams him in the face with a head butt, then takes him to the floor with a snap suplex before rolling back into the ring.
As LD rolls into the ring, Crete connects with a low drop kick to LD’s face. Crete pulls LD to his feet and hits a DELAYED BRAINBUSTER! Crete covers, but LD manages to roll his shoulder at the last possible second. Crete grabs LD and hooks him in the SCAFFOLD! LD howls in pain as Crete ramps up the pressure! LD is too far from the ropes to force a break. Just when it looks like he is going to tap, Eco makes it back into the ring and catches Crete on the back of the head with an ENZUGURI! Crete staggers, breaking the hold, Eco spins him around and hits the ENDGAME! Crete rolls out of the ring to the floor. Eco pulls LD to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but LD reverses it, catches Eco with a boot on the rebound and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers Eco hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Just before Crete can get back into the ring to make the save!
WINNER in 14:39 – LD Williams
LD rolls out of the ring and grabs his title and heads to the back. Crete slumps to his knees in the middle of the ring in frustration. He was so close to getting the Onslaught Championship. Will Concrete TG ever win the Grand Slam?
POE & STANK vs. TEXPRESS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match for the Held Up OOWF World Tag Team Titles“God Blessed Texas” plays and Texpress, Chad Madison and Zane Myers are announced. They head to the ring, pausing several times to hug fans and pose for pictures. The crowd eats it up and cheers them to no end. The step into the ring and make the “we want the titles” motion and the crowd eats that up as well. Their music stops, and Poe’s music plays, and he and Stank come out and all those cheers immediately turn to boos. Loud boos. Deafeningly loud boos. Conspicuous by her absence is Selena. Stank and Poe ignore the crowd completely and make their way to the ring. They step between the ropes and somehow the boos get louder. Stank steps onto the apron while Zane Myers steps into the ring for Texpress, it looks like we are ready to go!
Poe and Zane go face to face in the middle of the ring. They finally lock up and Zane grabs an arm wringer, but Poe quickly reverses it and sends Myers to the ropes. On the rebound Poe tries a knee to the gut but Zane leaps over his leg and rolls Poe over for a one count. When Poe kicks out, Myers keeps hold of his leg and tries to turn him over in a Boston crab, but Poe fights it. Poe eventually slides to the ropes and forces the break. As Myers releases his legs, Poe pulls himself outside the ring and regroups for a moment. He climbs back onto the apron and Myers charges over, but Poe stops him in his tracks with a poke to the eye. Poe slips between the ropes, goozles Myers and chokeslams him. Poe drags Myers to the Five corner and tags in Stank.
Stank steps between the ropes and grabs Myers leg and immediately drops several elbows across the inside of his knee, then twists Myers leg trying for a submission. Myers works toward the ropes, but Poe drops off the apron and pulls the bottom rope away from Myers, drawing boos from the crowd and a warning from the referee. The referee forces Stank to break the hold, Stank releases his legs, then immediately grabs them again and traps him in an Indian death lock! Myers howls in pain but once again he manages to make it to the bottom rope. Stank pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Myers connects with a kick that stands Stank up. Zane bounces off the ropes and takes Stank to the mat with a thunderous clothesline. Zane falls to the mat and starts to crawl toward his corner while the crowd cheers. He is about to make the tag when Stank grabs his leg and pulls him back. Zane and Stank get to their feet and Zane BLASTS him with an enzuguri! Stank falls to the mat and Myers turns and lunges toward the corner and tags in Chad Madison!
The crowd goes nuts as Madison steps between the ropes. He waits for Stank to get to his feet and nails him with a drop kick to the jaw. Poe comes in and tries a big boot, but Madison ducks out of the way and catches him with a kick to the back of his plant leg sending Poe to the mat. Madison pulls Stank up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the jaw on the rebound. Stank staggers back into the Texpress corner, and Madison charges in and catches him with a clothesline. Stank staggers out and the crowd goes silent, then he falls forward to the mat and the crowd erupts, again. Madison rolls him over and covers him, but Poe gets back onto his feet and breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head.
Madison gets to his feet and waits for Stank to stand up, then catches him with several kicks to the ribs and sides of the knees. Madison runs to the corner and scales the ropes, then turns and leaps, but Stank catches him, then falls back and HOTSHOTS him on the top rope! Madison’s head snaps back and he falls into the middle of the ring holding his throat. Stank makes the tag into Poe, and Poe stalks Madison across the ring. Madison pulls himself to the second rope, and Poe puts his boot on the back of Madison’s head and chokes him on the rope until the referee threatens disqualification. Poe then pulls him to the middle of the ring and lifts him with both hands and DRIVES him to the mat and covers, but Zane Myers breaks it up at two. Poe complains about the interference and the referee turns his attention to getting Myers out of the ring, while his back is turned, Poe chokes Madison with his shin across his throat.
The referee turns his attention back to Poe and gives him the five count, Poe breaks at four and pulls Madison to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a bear hug. Poe squeezes Madison and it doesn’t take long for him to start fading. Madison goes limp in Poe's arms and the referee checks his arm. If falls once, twice, the crowd roars for Madison and he stops it just before it falls the third time. Madison fights back and looks like he is about to break the hold when Poe tightens his grip and Madison fades again. Stank feigns like he is coming into the ring, drawing Myers in. Stank comes in and rebounds off the ropes and connects with a leaping head but to Madison’s face. Poe drops him, falls on him and covers, and Stank slips back out of the ring. The referee turns around and sees the cover and falls to the mat, one, two, thr……NO!
Poe pulls Madison up and sends him to the ropes and lowers his head, Madison slips over his back and rolls Poe up for a two count. Poe kicks out with authority, and sends Madison to the Texpress corner where he tags in Myers. Myers comes in and catches Poe with a big body slam. Stank comes in and Myers catches him with a drop kick to the mouth sending him between the ropes to the floor. Poe gets back to his feet and Myers grabs him and PLANTS him with a belly to belly suplex. He covers, but Poe rolls his shoulder at two. Myers gets to his feet and calls for the DROPKICK DEVICE! The fans go insane, but there is no way he can get Poe up for that, is there? Myers tags in Madison and waits for Poe to stand up, then he gets the big man onto his shoulders! Madison climbs to the top rope and Madison leaps……DROPKICK DEVICE! Madison covers Poe and the crowd counts along, one, two, thre….NO! Stank is back into the ring and he drops a fist down on the back of Madison’s head. What the referee does not see is that Stank is wearing brass knuckles! Stank rolls Madison over and pulls Poe on top of him, then gets to his feet and catches Myers with a right cross sending him crumpling to the mat. The referee never sees it and counts the pin, one, two, three!
WINNERS in 27:17 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Poe and Stank
Stank pulls Poe out of the ring and they grab the titles and head to the back, Davin Moreland races to the ring and protests the decision saying Stank had knucks. Stank denies the accusations as they back up the ramp. Davin is livid. He checks on Chad and Zane and helps them to their feet, but they are still a little loopy, do they even know what happened?
DAVIN MORELAND vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchOur OOWF Intercontinental Title Match is next on the agenda and coming out first to “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei is the challenger, Matt Folz. He keeps his head up and ignores the sounds of the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and leans against the far corner staring down the ramp. His focus doesn’t change as System of a Down’s “Toxicity” begins to play and the OOWF superstar and current IC Champion Davin Moreland comes out onto the stage with his beautiful wife Samantha. Davin gets a thunderous ovation from the crowd here in Youngstown, Ohio and he slaps a few fans’ hands on his way down to the ring, but for the most part his eyes are as focused as Matt’s. Moreland gets into the ring and Davis Hightower calls both men to the center of the ring to go over the rules. Hightower sends Moreland and Folz back to neutral corners as he shows the belt to the crowd. The bell is rung and we’re underway here in this title match.
Davin comes out from his corner and meets Folz in the center of the ring where they start trash talking and jaw jacking with one another. Folz finally says something that crosses the line and Davin laughs a little at first before he straight-up BITCHSLAPS Matt Folz. MF’s head snaps from left to right, but he makes no move towards Davin, so DM decides to slap Folz from the other side and now his head snaps from right to left and we see MF’s head rise up as a little bit of blood pours out of his mouth. Folz spits it to the side as Davin's hand rises up for a third slap, but this time Folz grabs the hand and whips Moreland into the corner and begins throwing elbows at Davin.
Moreland is staggered a bit in the corner, but the big man has a lot of fight and he pushes Folz away and catches him on the return with a big boot. And now we enter a big back-and-forth of the match as Moreland is using his size and power to try and wear down the smaller Folz, but MF is using his technical & mat-based approach to keep Moreland off his game. DM looks to gain the advantage as he wraps Folz up from behind and spins him round to pick him up for a suplex, but MF wiggles out of it and lands behind Davin and hits a clean HANGMAN’S NECKBEAKER.
And now MF is on the offensive as he works over Moreland’s neck. He fires away with clubbing blows to the back and shoulder area while Davin fights back to his feet. Folz tries to keep the advantage but Davin is able to gain and he whips Matt towards the ropes. MF bounces off and leapfrogs over Davin, he hits the other ropes and he ducks under Moreland’s attempt for a clothesline. Hits the ropes for a third time and this time he comes off with a big discus clothesline that staggers DM back to the ropes. Folz backs up a step and then charges Davin; he hits another clothesline that sends both men flying over the top rope all the way to the floor.
Both men are on their feet and it looks like Folz has the advantage and he looks to send Davin crashing into the steel post, but DM reverses direction and he twists and turns to send Matt Folz slamming into the steel ring steps. Davin rolls into the ring to break Hightower’s count and he waits for Folz to get back to his feet. As he gets close to getting back in the ring, Moreland hits the far ropes and comes back with a baseball slide dropkick that sends MF crashing into the barricade. Moreland is back to his feet right quick and he hits the ropes once again…the big man is flying…NO HANDED PLANCHA over the top rope and both he and Folz are laid out on the floor. It takes a few second for the crowd to give the obligatory “That Was Awesome” chant and by that time DM is up and he grabs Folz by the hair and slams his head hard onto the steps. Folz comes up staggering near Davin and DM grabs him and hits a JACKHAMMER SUPLEX on the concrete floor. This time Moreland grabs Matt around the neck and tosses him back into the ring. He makes a cover…
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No, Folz gets his leg over the bottom rope. Moreland drags him away from the ropes and goes for another cover, but Matt has recovered enough and slides his shoulder out. So Davin lifts him to his feet and lifts him over his head with a very impressive military press, but instead of slamming Folz he drops him onto his shoulders right into a nasty DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. He attempts another cover, but Folz is once again able to slide his shoulder out and up. Moreland doesn’t stop the attack as he drags MF up and sends him hard into the corner. Davin gets a running start and charges in, but Folz somehow has enough to be able to jump up and twist around and he gets a sunset flip on Davin…but DM is able to kick out at TWO.
And now both men are back to their feet and start trading shots in the center of the ring which Davin looks like he’s getting the better of and it looks like Folz realizes that Davin has the power advantage so he drops low and hits a dropkick to Davin’s knee. And now MF smells blood as he starts going to work on Davin’s knee. Moreland is trying to grab hold of Folz as he slithers around the ring like a viper and keeps attacking the knee. Davin is finally able to grab hold of MF by the hair, but Matt refuses to let go of the leg as he gets to his feet. Davin tries swinging wildly, which Folz is able to duck and then Matt takes the leg and DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP. Moreland goes down and the knee is in serious trouble now. Matt quickly follows up and he grabs Davin by the legs and is working to turn him over into a Boston Crab, but DM is fighting every step of the way. He struggles all the way to the ropes and he grabs hold. Hightower calls for the break, but Folz doesn’t care as he drops an elbow right to the knee before finally letting go of the leg. Davin is halfway under the bottom rope trying to get his bearings and he doesn’t notice Matt Folz hitting the opposite ropes and he slingshots himself over the top rope and his a FLYING ELBOW DROP right on Davin that snaps his head back and Folz with a show of athleticism lands on his feet.
Folz drags Moreland the rest of the way out to the floor and sends him crashing into the steel barricade and then he reverses position and sends Moreland crashing into the ring apron and as Davin staggers off, Folz snaps off an OVERHEAD BELLY-to-BELLY SUPLEX that sends DM flying into the barricade once again. Folz then drags a hurt Davin towards the ring before he has to roll in and out to stop the count. He leans down to the floor to try and get Davin up once again, but it looks like DM was playing a slight bit of possum there as he delivers a hard-right hand to MF’s jaw. Folz must be seeing stars as that was a nasty punch and now it’s Moreland’s turn to drag Folz out of the ring and he gets him on his shoulders. It looks like Moreland is going for an F5 on the floor, but Folz is really fighting to avoid that as he has his arms locked around the bottom rope. Davin finally has to let go of the hold and Folz relaxes for a split second and that proves to be a mistake as Davin rolls Folz around…
CODE BREAKER on the floor. Matt’s head snaps hard into the apron and those in the front row hear a sickening crunch as it looks like Matt Folz nose just got broken. And now MF is gushing blood on the floor as Davin picks him up over his head and tosses him back into the ring. Moreland follows him in and lifts MF for a slam in the center of the ring. He puts Folz down and then Moreland hits the ropes…RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS misses, as Matt is barely able to roll out of the way. MF is back to his feet and hits the ropes near Davin…SHINING WIZARD and Moreland is down. Folz stays on the attack as he quickly climbs to the top rope…DIVING HEADBUTT connects.
And Folz isn’t wasting time, even with the blood loss, as he climbs up to the top rope once again. He takes a moment and he leaps off the top with ***** FROG SPLASH…but NO…DM gets his knees up and Folz goes bouncing away as that had to take the wind out of him. Davis Hightower is giving another mandatory 10-count as both men are really feeling the effects of this one. Davin is the first one to start dragging himself up in one corner, but Folz is just a step behind in the opposite corner. MF to his feet and he charges Moreland in the corner, but DM catches him and slams him down with a ONE-HANDED SIDE SLAM before he makes it into the corner. Davin shoots out of the corner and drops a big elbow on Folz. Davin stays down on the mat with MF and looks to be trying to lock the arm into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR. He’s got it locked on and is really wrenching back. Folz has to be in massive amounts of pain here as he struggles to get to the ropes. Davin starts really leaning back and if this continues Matt Folz’ arm is going to pop. Hightower is leaning down asking Matt if he wants to quit, but MF just spits a huge amount of blood right into Hightower’s eyes. That distracts Hightower enough and Folz is able to take his free hand and throws a short jab right into Samantha’s hope for a child.
Stank is writhing on the mat as Hightower wipes the blood out of his eyes, but if he didn’t see it, he can’t call it. And now Folz is back to his feet and he’s waiting for Davin to get up and as soon as Moreland does, Folz lifts him up onto his shoulders… SPORTSGUY SLAM connects. That should be it.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE…NOOOOOOOOO, Davin reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Folz looks shocked. He wipes the blood off his face and goes to pick Moreland up and he looks to hit a FISHERMAN BUSTER, but Davin has enough experience to counter it into a small package…
ONE…
TWO…
TH…No, now its Folz turn to kick out. And he looks furious as he gets back to his feet. He starts kicking away at the downed Moreland, but Davin is able to sweep one of the legs and MF crashes hard to the mat. Davin slowly gets to his feet and he throws a hard left at Folz that staggers him and then a big boot to the midsection bends Folz over. Davin doesn’t waste any time as he backs into the corner and waits for Matt Folz to get back to a pure standing position…SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR. That folds Folz up like an accordion and now it’s Davin’s turn to wait once again as he gets into position and just before he can hit the REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER the bell rings?!?!?!?
Davis Hightower looks around and he’s trying to figure out what’s going on…he nods to the timekeeper as he’s handed the OOWF Intercontinental Title. Moreland has pushed Folz away who has rolled to the floor and is staring up at Stank as he wipes more blood away. Davis Hightower hands the belt to Davin as the official announcement is made…
WINNER – 30:00 Time Limit Draw, Davin Moreland retains the OOWF Intercontinental Title
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Non-Title Taipei Fence I Quit MatchThe cage is assembled, and it is quite formidable. There is a cage constructed of wood and barbed wire, complete with barbed wire roof surrounding the ring, then a few inches away from that, a standard steel cage, with a roof surrounds that. In theory, that is to keep Moose and Darling from crashing through the barbed wire side, but we will see. Moosehead Jack is announced first, and the crowd boos mercilessly. Moose comes out and we see his hands have already been taped. He stops at ringside and dunks his fists in glue, then jams them both into buckets of shattered glass. Moose steps between the cage doors and enters the ring. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling comes out next, still wearing a mask to cover the burns and scars from his recent wars as well as a t-shirt. Darling also has his hands taped. He gets to ringside and before he puts his hands in the glue, he reaches up and takes off the mask and we see his scarred face. The crowd at ringside gasps audibly, then Darling dunks his hands in the glue and glass and steps into the ring as well.
The second he steps into the cage Moose charges at him, but Darling side steps him and shoves him back first into the barbed wire. Darling grabs Moose by the hair and hammers his forehead with glass encrusted fists. After four of five shots Moose is bleeding. Moose takes the back of his hand and rakes it across Darling’s face, then grabs his head and pulls him into the barbed wire. Moose rakes Darling’s face across the barbed wire and rakes at his face with his fists. In no time Darling is opened up as well. Moose pulls Darling off the wire and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Darling drops an elbow across the back of his head. Moose falls to the mat and Darling is immediately on top of him raining shots down on Moose’s face. Moose shoves Darling off and gets to his feet, Darling charges at Moose, but Moose dumps him to the mat UFC style and tries to land some punches on Darling’s face, but Darling gouges Moose’s eyes forcing the break. Darling gets to his feet first and sends Moose into the wooden support on the cage. Moose slams into it shoulder first and staggers off of it, and Darling lifts him for a Darling Driver, but Moose slips off his shoulders and runs to the ropes and catches Alex with a Buisaku knee to the face. Moose pulls Darling to his feet and shoves him back into the corner, and holds him there by the throat and bites at his forehead. Moose pulls a page from Eco’s playbook and tears off a piece of singed, scarred flesh from Darling’s forehead. Moose then grabs Darling’s shirt and tears it open, and lays into him with chops to the chest that open up the “Q” carved into his flesh. As blood runs down Darling’s head and chest, Moose whips him into the opposite corner and follows, but Darling stops himself and catches the charging Moose with an elbow to the jaw. Moose hits the mat and immediately spits out a few bloody teeth.
Darling grabs some of the barbed wire and tears it off the cage. Darling pulls Moose to his knees and wraps the barbed wire around his head, across his face, and repeatedly drives an elbow down across his face. Darling sends jackhammer punches into Moose’s face, then grabs his hair and yanks his head back and snarls in his face “you like that Quinn?” Darling digs the barbed wire deeper into Moose’s flesh drawing a river of blood down Moose’s face. He roughly pulls him to his feet and throws him into the barbed wire cage. Moose rebounds and Darling lifts him and hits the DARLING DRIVER! Alex grabs Moose and drags him to the barbed wire, he shoves Moose’s head into the wire, grabs his arms and hits a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP driving Moose’s head through the barbed wire and into the cage. Darling drags him off the barbed wire, and has to pull a few times to free him, and drags him to the middle of the ring and locks him in the MONEY CLIP!
Darling leans back and Moose howls in pain. Darling snarls at him and threatens to snap his leg. Moose can’t go to the ropes for a break because, well it just doesn’t matter. From the outside the referee asks him if he wants to quit and Moose tells him to go to hell. After several minutes of agony, Moose reaches back and grabs Darling’s leg and pulls it back enough for Darling to lose his balance and fall to the mat. Moose drags himself to the corner and slumps there, Darling gets to his feet and charges into the corner and leaps at Moose, but Moose rolls out of the way and Darling crashes onto the turnbuckle. Moose gets to his feet and holds Darling’s face on the turnbuckle, then punches the back of his head repeatedly. Moose lets go and Darling falls to the mat. Moose bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest, then takes the pad off the turnbuckle, lifts Darling up and slams him face first into the exposed steel. Darling falls to the mat and grabs his head in pain. I would say there was more blood, but at this point it is kind of hard to tell. Moose staggers a bit, both men have to be getting weak from blood loss by this point.
Darling frees himself from the corner and slowly gets to his feet. Moose drags himself across the ring and gets up as well. As Darling stands, Moose charges at him, but Darling was playing a little possum. He catches Moose and throws him with an overhead belly to belly suplex! Moose crashes into the door of the barbed wire fence cage, goes through that, then falls through the steel cage door as well, knocking the referee out. Moose hits the floor hard and lies there motionless as the crowd gasps in horror. Moose has pieces of the barbed wire door stuck all over his body, and what appears to be a splinter from the wood sticking out of his thigh. That is going to leave a mark. As Moose struggles to free himself from the wreckage of the barbed wire door, Darling slowly leaves the ring and motions to the back. Alexis Darling appears pushing a large trash bin full of weapons. She gets to the bottom of the ramp and stops and stares at her brother for a moment, doesn’t say a word, and turns around and leaves.
Darling reaches into the bin and pulls out a light tube. As Moose struggles to his feet, Darling shatters it across his back. Moose winces in pain and falls to his knees. Darling returns to the bin and pulls out a long. He wraps it around his fist and charges at Moose and DRILLS him on the back of the head! Moose falls forward to the floor, and we see blood running from the back of his head. Darling pulls Moose back to his knees and loops the chain around his throat and pulls Moose off of his feet. Darling has Moose on his back, pulled by the chain around his throat. Darling yells for Moose to quit, but Moose refuses. Moose’s eyes are glassy and it appears that his lips are turning blue. He finally pushes off the guard rail and sends Darling lurching forward straight into the cage! Darling hits face first and both fall to the floor. Moose is gasping for breath, Darling is grabbing his face and rolling around in pain.
Moose gets to his feet first and pulls Darling to his feet and whips him into the cart o’plunder, tipping it over and sending everything inside to the floor. Moose stalks Darling, but Darling grabs a shovel from the plunder and jams it in Moose’s gut. Moose doubles over in pain and staggers away. Darling gets to his feet and comes after Moose, he swings for the fences at Moose’s head, but Moose ducks and Darling breaks the chain link fence with the shovel. Moose grabs a chair from a fan and SLAMS it down on Darling’s head. Darling falls to his knees and Moose kicks the back of his head repeatedly, sending him face first into the cage. Moose grates his face across it and Darling howls in pain.
Moose releases the hold and looks to the top of the cage and starts climbing. After a moment to collect himself, Darling grabs something from the pile of rubble and starts climbing the opposite side of the cage. The two men meet on the top of the cage, both are having a hard time standing because of the beating and blood loss. They both appear to have been shot in the face with a shotgun, and blood drips from their faces and lands on the stained mat below. They trade a few shots, then Darling grabs Moose by the hair and we see what he had – a STUN GUN! He zaps Moose, though we don’t get the ridiculous lights dimming BZZZZZZZ sound effect to go along with it. Moose falls to the top of the cage and writhes in pain. Darling stands over him staring at him with vacant eyes. Darling tosses the stun gun aside and pulls the splinter of wood out of Moose’s thigh. He gets down on the cage and tries to gouge Moose’s eye out trying to get him to quit, much like Magnum TA and Tully Blanchard. Moose blocks it, and uses the glass on his fist to tear at Darling’s eyes. Darling drops the wood and tries to clear his vision, then gets to his feet and pulls Moose up and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER ON TOP OF THE CAGE! HOLY SWEET JESUS! Moose blocks it though, and reverses it into a backdrop!
As Darling lands on the steel, that section gives way and Darling slides down the steel and gets tangled in the barbed wire that makes up the roof! Darling is suspended above the ring, like a dead soldier hung up on the barbed wire! He bellows in pain as the wire tears into his flesh, his own weight digging it deeper and deeper into his flesh. OOWF officials, including GM the Rick come to the top of the ramp and looks at the spectacle. Moose slowly climbs down the side of the cage, as he gets about halfway down, he loses his grip and falls hard to the floor. He slowly crawls to the cage door and shoves the ring steps aside and reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder. He slides the ladder into the ring and slowly pulls himself back into the ring. The whole time, Darling tries to free himself, but the wire is keeping him in the air. Moose slowly sets up the ladder beneath Darling and climbs it. As he reaches Darling, he locks him in the JI-ENDO as he is hanging there. Darling howls in pain as Moose’s added weight pulls the barbs deeper into his flesh. Long tears appear on Darling’s arms and chest, and one is dangerously close to the side of his neck Darling is fading fast, but he manages to use his free hand to finally untangle himself enough that he is able to drop from the cage roof, as he falls, he grabs Moose’s head and hits a STUNNNER! Moose’s head snaps back and fresh blood POURS from his mouth! Darling lands hard on his tailbone, and he is in agony as well. We cut to the top of the ramp where the officials have a deeply concerned look on their faces.
Darling slowly, painfully, crawls across the ring and out the door. He stumbles to the pile of plunder and pulls out a box of light tubes. Before he can get back in, Moose is on his feet inside the ring. Moose steps onto the apron at the door and leaps, and drops Darling into the pile of rubble with a bulldog. The two of them hammer one another and Moose gets the better of it when he grabs a billy club from the pile and cracks Darling upside the head with it. Moose rummages a bit and picks up a big piece of plate glass. Who the HELL put that in there? Moose kicks the stairs onto their side and leans the glass against it. He then turns back to Darling and pulls him to his feet and tries to whip him into the glass, but Darling reverses it and Moose CRASHES THROUGH THE GLASS! People at ringside cover their mouths and gasp as Moose’s left arm is sliced to ribbons by the glass. This doesn’t even faze Darling in the least, he staggers over and holds Moose’s arm down with one foot and stomps on it with the other, digging glass even deeper into the wounds. Darling picks up the box of light tubes and slides them into the ring, pulls Moose up and rolls him in, then slowly follows.
Darling pulls Moose to the middle of the ring and sets the ladder next to him, grabs a light tube and starts climbing the ladder. Darling is not climbing very fast, since his tailbone might be broken, he may have a concussion, and he has lost about twelve gallons of blood. Moose gets to his feet and grabs one of the light tubes and swings it with his right arm, his left is hanging there useless at the moment. The tube catches Darling upside the head. Darling holds onto the ladder for dear life, and blood pours from his ear. Moose grabs a second light tube and starts climbing the opposite side of the ladder, slowly as well since he is using one arm. They meet at the top and try to hit one another with the light tubes, but Darling’s equilibrium is messed up, and Moose has one arm. They try, but all they really succeed in doing is tipping the ladder, sending them BOTH CRASHING INTO THE BARBED WIRE FENCE! The barbed wire fence collapses and they end up in a twisted pile of barbed wire and splintered wood wedged between the outer cage and the ring apron, which is only a few inches. Despite being hopelessly tangled, they both grab fallen light tubes and try swinging them, and still try punching and kicking one another.
Finally GM the Rick has had enough. He comes to the ring and grabs a mic:
GMtR: Enough, enough……..ENOUGH! Look at you two! You are nearly dead! This is not a match, this is attempted murder! I have the State Athletic Commission breathing down my neck back there………neither of you are going to quit, so I am stopping this match RIGHT NOW! This match is a NO CONTEST…….medics, get out here NOW!
WINNER – No Contest in 32:11
Medics rush to ringside with two gurneys. Ring crew also comes along with them and cuts away the section of the cage and does all they can to clip them free of the barbed wire. Alexis Darling comes out, as do Poe, LD Williams and Stank. As they are being freed, both Moose and Darling still try to throw punches at one another, but the strength behind their punches does not match the pure hatred on their faces. They are both strapped to the gurneys and quickly wheeled to the back to a waiting ambulance. We get a somber moment from Russ.
Russ: Folks, I have seen a lot in my years in pro wrestling. I have seen legendary feuds between men that genuinely did not like one another. I have seen men settle disputes in barbed wire, cages, cells, you name it. But what I witnessed tonight……this might have crossed a line. I have never seen a level of hate and willingness to hurt one another as I have seen between Moosehead Jack and Alexander Darling. At some point, this crossed a line between entertainment and, as Rick said, attempted murder. I don’t say this often, but I have to appeal to the people in charge, do not let these two face one another anymore under ANY circumstances. If you do, at some point, one of them will not only not walk out of the ring, they may well lose their lives. I have just received word that both men have lost consciousness on the way to the hospital. We are not sure of the extent of their injuries, but they do, at the moment, seem serious.<fade>
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