Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 13, 2010 14:25:44 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From San Antonio, Texas
MOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN vs. MIKE JABLOWSKI & EMBER BLACKPOOL
“Champagne” Mike Jablowski and “Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool are announced first, and get a respectful ovation. The huge Blackpool steps over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring and looks totally unafraid of The Five. As Jablowski steps out of the ring “Arma-God-Damn-Mother-Fucking-Geddon” plays and Firewoman and the OOWF Intercontinental Champion Moosehead Jack storm the ring. Fire slides under the ropes, and despite giving up a ton of size to the 6’7” 300lb Blackpool, she goes right after him, ducking his clothesline attempt and catching him with a hangman’s neck breaker sending him to the mat. On the outside, Moose pulls Jablowski off the apron and hammers him with rights and lefts, then slams him face first onto the Mexican Announce Table before clotheslining him over the table into the laps of the OOWF Mexican Announcers – Paco De La Esperanza and Jorge Zantanos – laps. Inside the ring, Fire mounts Blackpool and hammers him with shots to the face. He shoves her off and gets to his feet in the corner, but Fire is relentless. She charges in and catches him with a high knee to the jaw. As he staggers out of the corner, Fire climbs to the middle top rope and PLANTS him with a bulldog. Fire rolls him over and pummels him with rights to the face, opening him up the hard way. Moose has climbed into the Five corner, but Fire shows no inclination to tag him in. She pulls Blackpool to his feet and throws him between the ropes and follows him to the outside. She stalks Blackpool and waits for him to get to his knees, then bends his head back, puts her knee across his throat and DRIVES him to the floor! Blackpool bends the wrong way, and also grabs his throat in pain, writhing on the floor and coughing up blood. Fire throws him into the ring, and he rolls across the ring and makes the tag to Jablowski before rolling out of the ring to the floor, still holding his throat. An official checks on him and makes the dreaded “X” sign. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Jablowski somewhat tenuously charges at Fire, she easily steps out of the way and he hits the ropes. On the rebound, Fire scoops him up and PLANTS him with a Michinoku Driver! Fire pulls him up and throws him out of the ring as well. Fire drags the hapless Jablowski to the corner and puts his face against the ring post, grabs his arms, and hits a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP sending his face crashing into the steel. Jablowski slowly slumps to the floor, blood pouring from what is surely a broken nose. Fire sends him back into the ring and stands over him watching him beg off. This just infuriates Fire more, and she pulls Jablowski to his feet and hits the DARLING DRIVER! Fire kneels next to the dead Jablowski and looks at the camera and says “That’s for you Alex” then hooks Jablowski in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Jablowski is in no shape to tap, so the referee stops the match and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 5:16 – Moosehead Jack and Firewoman
After the match, Fire pulls Jablowski up and FIRES him over the top rope to the floor. She is about to go after him when Moose stops her. The Quinns stare one another down for a moment before turning and glaring evilly into the camera. Moose slowly holds up his blood stained Intercontinental title and they both break into psychotic, disturbing laughter before leaving the ring.
TYTAN & ECOSYSTEM vs. DAVIN MORELAND & ALEXIS DARLING
Ecosystem and Tytan are announced and they make their way to the ring first. They get a rousing chorus of boos from the crowd, most of it seems to be directed at Ecosystem. He ignores it and continues to the ring with a strange look on his face. Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling are announced next, and they come out together. Alexis looks ready for the match, but Davin seems a little less than convinced that this is going to work any better this time than it did with her brother. They climb between the ropes and Alexis glares at Eco. Eco smirks, and Tytan tries to hand him a mic, but Eco waves it off and smiles at Alexis. Davin catches this and tells Alexis he is starting the match. Eco steps between the ropes, and it appears that we are going to get Davin and Tytan to start things off.
The big men circle and lock up. Both men try to push the other into a neutral corner, but neither man can get the advantage. Finally they break and stare at one another. Davin heads to the ropes and Tytan tries a clothesline, but Davin ducks it, stops, spins Tytan around, scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Tytan moves out of the way and Davin gets nothing but mat. Tytan springs to his feet and waits for Davin to stand up, he scoops Moreland up and slams him to the mat, then grabs his leg and tags in Ecosystem.
Eco steps between the ropes and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and drops an elbow across the inside of Davin’s leg. Eco works on Davin’s leg a few minutes until Moreland is able to use his other leg to pry Eco off of him. Eco rolls to his feet and waits for Davin to stand, Eco charges, but Davin catches him and PLANTS him with a side slam. Davin covers, but Eco rolls his shoulder at two. Davin pulls Eco to his feet and throws him into the corner and follows him in with a back elbow, then traps him and pummels him with repeated elbows to the side of the head. Davin looks at Alexis and somewhat reluctantly tags her into the match.
Alexis flies into the ring and blisters Eco with chops and beats him to the mat with punches and kicks. Alexis pulls him out of the corner and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop. Alexis runs to the corner and tries a spinning front kick on Eco, but Eco ducks and hits Alexis with a Pele kick. Eco tags in Tytan, and he comes in, and when Alexis gets to her feet, he nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! Tytan covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. Tytan yanks her to her feet and kicks her, then lifts her for a suplex, but Alexis slips out of his grip and lands behind him and rolls him up for a one count. Tytan kicks out and sends Alexis to the ropes, Tytan tries to flip her, but Alexis catches his legs, and quickly flips him over in a SHARPSHOOTER! Tytan has a shocked look on his face, and he just might have tapped, but Eco runs in and catches Lexie with an enzuguri to the back of the head breaking the hold. Lexie crawls to the corner and tags in Moreland.
Davin comes in, and when Tytan gets to his feet, he hits him with an inverted atomic drop. Eco charges in and Davin catches him with a boot to the face. Davin motions for the DOLPHIN KICK and runs to the corner and leaps onto the ropes, then leaps toward Tytan and connects! Tytan hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. Davin gets to his feet and starts toward the ropes, but Alexis stops him. They stare at one another for a moment, and when Eco runs to Tytan to get him back to his feet, Alexis and Davin rush the ropes and leap over the top taking them both out. Davin gets to his feet and rolls Tytan into the ring. He covers him, but Tytan kicks out at two. Alexis wants the tag, and Davin tags her in again.
As Lexie comes in, she catches Tytan with a spinning elbow to the face as he stands up. Tytan staggers to the corner. From the outside, Eco pulls Davin off the apron and low blows him and sends him shoulder first into the ring steps. Inside the ring, Alexis climbs the turnbuckle and gives Tytan the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! When she is almost finished, Eco hops on the apron and pulls the referee away and complains about something. Concrete TG hits the ring and heads for Alexis, but Lexie leaps off the turnbuckle and catches Crete with a punch to the jaw. Lexie goes after Crete, but Crete begs off. Lexie grabs Crete’s mask and tries to pull it off. Just before she has success, Tytan charges out of the corner and KILLS her with a clothesline to the back of the head. Crete slips out of the ring, and as he is leaving, he and Davin stare at one another for a moment, then Crete takes off to the back. Eco hops off the apron and when the referee turns his attention back to the match, he grabs a chair and waits for Davin to stand up, then BRAINS him with the chair! Inside the ring, Tytan pulls a stunned Lexie to her feet and hits the TYTANDRIVER! He covers, one, two, three! This one is over!
WINNERS in 14:44 – Tytan & Ecosystem
LD WILLIAMS, POE & STANK vs. SPIN HANSEN, DH MAGNUSSON & OUTBACK JACK
Before either team can be announced, all six of them bust through the curtain going to the back already fighting. LD Williams has a gash under his eye that is pouring blood, and Spin Hansen somehow got the back of his head busted open, and blood is running down his back. LD fights off Outback Jack with a knee to the gut, then slams him face first into the set. DH Magnusson grabs Stank and clubs him across the back, then clips his knee sending him down the ramp heading to the ring. Spin and Poe throw haymakers at one another, Poe misses a shot and charges at Spin, but Spin catches him with a big spine buster on the stage. Spin struggles to his feet and staggers over to LD Williams, who has Jack trapped in a cross face and kicks him on the back of the head breaking the hold.
Spin pulls LD to his feet and grabs him in a bear hug and drives him back first into the OOTron. Williams staggers forward, and Spin and Jack nearly cut him in half with the CALL OF THE WILD! LD Williams is DEAD! Spin and Jack turn their attention to Poe and pull him up and batter him with punches and kicks down the ramp. Soon, the OOWF World Tag Team champions are in the ring with all three members of Drink and Destroy. Magnusson has Stank in one corner and is trying to stomp him into oblivion. On the other side of the ring, Jack and Spin send Poe to the ropes and stop him with a double kick to the gut, then take him over with a suplex. The referee is trying to get some control of this match, he yells at Magnusson to let Stank out of the ring, so DH pulls him to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor.
Inside the ring, the referee is starting a five count to get two of the members of Drink and Destroy out of the ring, Magnusson grabs Poe and lifts him for a power bomb, Jack climbs to the second rope and drops a clubbing arm across Poe’s chest as Magnusson DRIVES him to the mat. Magnusson leaves the ring and Jack covers, but Poe kicks out at two. Jack pulls him to a sitting position and bounces off the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the back of Poe’s head. At the top of the ramp we see Selena helping LD Williams to his feet. LD looks a little confused for a moment, but Selena points to the ring. LD gets a murderous look in his eyes and runs to the ring with Selena following behind him.
Inside the ring, Outback Jack keeps Poe on the mat with several knees to the back of his head. He gets to his feet and heads to the ropes, just as LD Williams gets back into the ring, LD catches him and THROWS him over the top rope with an overhead release belly to belly suplex! Jack sails and crashes through the Argentinean announce table! Spin and Magnusson come into the ring, but LD cuts off Spin with BRUTAL stiff chops, and Stank catches DH with a forearm to the side of the head. Spin and LD fall between the ropes to the floor where they roll around the ring throwing everything but the kitchen sink at each other. Inside the ring, Stank and DH are fighting it out, DH gets the better of the exchange and turns to run to the ropes and nearly gets decapitated with a HIEROGLYPH! DH turns to fall and Stank catches him and KILLS him with a STANK-U! Poe covers and the referee counts one, two, three!
WINNERS in 17:29 – Poe, Stank and LD Williams
Poe and Stank leave the ring and grab Spin from behind, Poe sets him up and DRIVES him through the French Announce Table with a CRUCIFIXION! Poe, Stank and Williams admire their handy work for a moment, then collect their titles from Selena and head to the back under a chorus of boos from the crowd.
TEXPRESS vs. CONCRETE TG & RAVENNA BLUE – Best of Three Series – Match 2 – Crete and Ravenna lead 1-0
Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue enter first, and get a very positive reaction from the crowd. They slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles, and then CTG stretches as Ravenna runs the ropes to warm up. As their music fades, the crowd grows silent and the air goes out of the arena, as if everyone is holding their breath. There's a pause, and the crowd explodes at the first notes of “God Blessed Texas”. Zane Myers and Chad Madison step onto the stage and raise their arms, drinking in the adoration. They make their way slowly to the ring and acknowledge the fans, but don't stop to interact. Their minds are clearly on the task at hand. The Texpress climb into the ring and face of with the heroes. Nods of respect lead to fist bumps, and both teams return to their corners as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell.
CTG and Myers start out for their teams. They circle and lock up, and Myers backs CTG to the ropes. Barros asks for the break and gets it. They lock up a second time, and again CTG is pushed back. He falls back and hits a drop toehold, draping Myers across the middle rope. CTG sprints across the ring and rebounds, but Myers dives out of the way of the C-T-G, Concrete spins through the ropes and lands on his feet. Myers launches himself off the mat and levels him with a lariat. He pulls CTG to his feet and drags him to the corner to make the tag. He pins Concrete's arms and holds him in place for a flying elbow smash from his partner. Madison pulls CTG to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex, and then goes to the ropes and hits a Rolling Thunder. He hooks the leg as he lands and rolls CTG up. for a two count. Madison goes to the ropes and nails a dropkick as Concrete sits up. He pulls CTG to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, and then sends him to the ropes. CTG ducks a leg lariat. Madison lands on one foot and throws himself into a dropkick as CTG rebounds. Concrete catches his legs, and Madison's skull slams into the mat. CTG rolls him over into a Boston crab. Myers comes in to break it up, but CTG rolls forward to avoid a big boot. Myers stumbles, and Ravenna comes off the top rope with a cross body that takes him down. Barros sends Ravenna back to her corner, and Myers rolls out to the floor.
CTG rolls to his feet and drags Madison to the corner. He makes the tag and Ravenna slingshots over the ropes, dropping a leg across Madison's throat. She covers, but only gets two. She pulls him up and buries a knee in his midsection, and then grabs his head and runs up the turnbuckles - Sliced Bread #2! She covers, but Myers is in to break it up. CTG springboards into the ring, but Myers snags him out of the air and plants him with a spine buster. Ravenna jumps onto Myers back and yanks him into a Backstabber. She struggles out from under him and rolls to her feet - right into a dropkick from Madison. Madison hits a Lionsault and hooks the leg for a long two count.
Madison sees his partner back in their corner and pulls Ravenna to her feet. He sends her in but she reverses. Madison puts on the brakes before he hits the corner, but Ravenna slams him into the turnbuckles with a high knee, and then grabs him as she falls and rolls him up. Unfortunately, she did not see Myers tag himself in, and he breaks up her pin attempt with a stomp.
Myers scoops Ravenna up and slams her to the mat, and then follows up with a slingshot suplex. He covers, but Ravenna rolls a shoulder just in time. He drags her to her feet and she fights back with forearms, but Myers clubs her to the mat. He pulls her up and lifts her for the Border Toss. Ravenna squirms, and manages to drop behind Myers , hooking his head and nailing a reverse neck breaker. Ravenna dives to her corner and makes the tag.
Concrete comes in and nails Myers with a clothesline as he gets up. He takes the bigger man over with a suplex, and follows up with a running senton. He hooks the leg but only gets two. CTG pulls Myers up and throws a chop, and Myers responds in kind. The crowd joins in, cheering Myers' shots and booing CTG's. Myers gets the advantage and hits an Irish whip, but CTG reverses. Concrete ducks his head a moment too soon, and Myers grabs him. Border Toss into the corner! Myers makes the tag and the crowd is on their feet as Madison hops to the top rope. Myers lifts Concrete up – Dropkick Device! Myers rolls to his feet and cuts Ravenna off with a shoulder block. Madison hooks the leg, and the entire arena counts along as Barros counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, tying the series at 1-1 in 20:09, The Texpress.
CHRIS EVANS vs. DAMON WRATH – Ladder Match
Hanging high above the ring is a briefcase. The only thing Wrath and Evans know is that it contains a guaranteed title shot to one of the three singles titles in the OOWF. They don’t know which one. Around the ring stands four ladders, free for Wrath and Evans to use as they please. Damon Wrath is announced first, and he comes to the ring to a chorus of boos, and looks at the ladders and briefcase with a bit of contempt. He stands in the corner with his arms crossed and waits for Evans. Chris Evans is announced and when he comes out the place goes nuts. He soaks it up for a moment, then sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet just a few feet from Wrath, and they lock eyes for a moment before Evans moves back to the opposite corner.
The referee calls them both to the middle of the ring and explains the rules. Essentially, there are no rules. The only way to win is to be the one to pull the briefcase down and claim the title shot inside. Content with that, they back off and head to their corners, then the bell rings. The second the bell rings, Evans slides out of the ring and folds up a ladder and tries to slide it into the ring, but Wrath charges across the ring and drop kicks the ladder back into Evans face. Wrath grabs Evans from between the ropes and pulls him into the ring. He pulls him to his feet, scoops him up and slams him down on the ladder. Wrath drags a stunned Evans off the ladder and opens it, puts Evans leg in there and SLAMS it down on his ankle! Evans howls in pain, and Wrath adds to his misery with several stomps to that very ankle.
Wrath pulls Evans up and scoops him up once again, but this time Evans slips over his shoulder and lands, somewhat tenderly on his feet, then catches Wrath with a spinning heel kick as he turns around. Evans stands the ladder up and starts climbing, but Wrath is quickly to his feet and he knocks Evans foot off the rung and Evans falls, getting his leg stuck in the ladder. As Evans hangs there helplessly hanging upside down, Wrath grabs the leg he sandwiched in the ladder and twists the ankle, trying to snap it. Evans howls in pain, and manages to sit up and grabs Wrath’s head and hammers him with punches to the face. Wrath staggers away and Evans manages to free himself.
When Wrath turns around, Evans bounds off the ropes and drops him with a clothesline. Wrath rolls out of the ring and slumps to his knees on the floor. Evans waits inside the ring, shaking his leg, and looks up to the briefcase, but then sees Wrath stand up, he charges to the ropes, leaps over the top rope and PLANTS him with a CUTTER ON THE FLOOR! Evans lands a little hard on his ankle, and it twists a little more than he should, so he is a little slow to get to his feet. When he does get to his feet, he pulls Wrath up and tries to whip him into the ladder, but Wrath reverses it and sends Evans toward the ladder. Evans scales the ladder and leaps over the top rope and starts climbing the ladder. On the outside, Wrath quickly folds up the ladder on the outside, and slides it into the ring, hitting the ladder standing there, sending it and Evans tumbling! Evans tries to catch himself on the top rope, but he missed it and falls throat first on the folding part of the ladder standing outside! Evans head snaps back and he hits the floor HARD! Officials race out to check on him, but it appears he will be ok. From the other side of the ring, Wrath grins and slowly makes his way around the ring to Evans.
Wrath gets there and pulls a stunned Evans to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then slams him face first into the ladder and rolls him into the ring with the two ladders already in there. Wrath looks at the ladder in front of him, and folds it up and pushes it into the ring on the second rope. He rolls in and grabs the ladder and starts to pull it into the ring, and doesn’t see Evans climb the ladder behind him, leap from the ladder over the ropes and onto the end of the ladder outside the ring! The ladder springs up and catches Wrath right under the jaw and sends him sprawling across the ring! He might be out cold! As Evans leaped off the ladder, it fell over and lands on Wrath adding insult to injury!
Evans once again tries to work out the damage in that ankle before climbing back into the ring. He sets up a second ladder and starts climbing. Somehow Wrath manages to recover and stands up the ladder that was on top of him. He grabs Evans off the ladder and POWERBOMBS him in the middle of the ring, then grabs that ankle and traps him in an ankle lock! Wrath falls and grapevines the leg! Evans can tap all he wants, it won’t make a bit of difference! Wrath can snap his ankle if he wants. Evans fights to the ropes, but there is no break. He struggles and eventually pulls himself out of the ring causing Wrath to break the hold as they fall from the ring to the floor.
Wrath is up first and seems to be content with the damage done. He rolls into the ring and picks up the third ladder and carries it up the standing ladder with him. What on earth is he doing here? Wrath gets nearly to the top and lays the ladder across the two standing ladders creating a sort of scaffold! He keeps climbing and almost has the briefcase when somehow Evans gets back into the ring, barely able to stand on his ankle. Evans grabs Wrath’s legs and pulls him off the ladder to the mat, then knees him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT!
Both men are down on the mat and trying to clear the cobwebs to continue on. Evans crawls to one ladder, Wrath to the other, and they start climbing. They both get to the top of the ladder and eye one another warily. They walk onto the ladder lying across the top and trade punches, careful to keep their balance. Wrath gets the better of it and lines up Evans for the kill shot, but Evans leaps in the air and SNAPS WRATH OFF THE TOP WITH A HURRACANRANA! Wrath falls to the mat and lands hard, the crowd pops an appropriate HOLY SHIT! chant! Evans lands on the ladder, and it ALMOST falls off the top of the other two. He manages to shift the ladder so it is a little more stable, and slowly, carefully, gets to his feet and takes down the briefcase!
WINNER in 30:19 – Chris Evans
Evans holds the briefcase high in the air……REALLY high in the air, then opens it and pulls out the contract. He gets a smile on his face and holds the paper up……he gets a shot at the Intercontinental title! Inside the ring, Wrath is back on his feet and he grabs a ladder and tries to pull it out from under the other ladder! Evans is in a REALLY bad spot for that, so he throws the briefcase down on Wrath, bouncing it off his skull! Wrath staggers than falls to the mat, Evans wastes little time getting down off the ladder and heads to the back, limping badly.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Matt Folz is announced and comes out first, since he is not the champion and all. He makes his way to the ring and gets booed loudly from the San Antonio crowd. He ignores their boos and steps into the ring. While we are waiting for Darling, some of the cat calls must get to him because he turns and argues a bit with the fans in the front row. Alexander Darling is announced next and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion comes out with Alexis Darling. The Darling siblings make their way to the ring and the crowd goes nuts. Evidently their horror at what he did to Fire has mostly passed. Alexis holds the ropes for Alex and he steps between the ropes and holds the title up high, making sure to hold it up in front of Folz while he reminds him that he will NEVER hold this belt. Folz smirks and Alex hands the title off to Alexis and she leaves the ring. The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
Darling and Folz lock up in the middle of the ring, Folz slips behind Darling and takes him to the mat, then rides him as Darling tries to get to his feet. Folz paint brushes Darling on the back of the head a few times, then lets him to his feet. Darling gets up and looks very annoyed. The two of them lock up again and Darling slips behind Folz and tries to take him to the mat, but Folz reaches between his legs and takes Darling to the mat, then drops a knee on Darling’s ankle. Alex grabs his ankle and backs to the ropes. Clearly it appears that if Darling wants to go all amateur wrestling with Folz, he is not going to win. Alex gets to his feet and shakes the feeling back into his ankle, then the two of them lock up again. Darling takes Folz down with an arm drag, then pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and catches him with a shoulder to the mid-section, then snap mares him out of the corner and connects with a dropkick to the back of the head. Darling covers, but Folz kicks out at one.
Folz gets to his feet and Darling charges in, but Matt catches him with a boot to the chest, then grabs him and KILLS him with a t-bone suplex! Darling springs to his feet and Folz clotheslines him over the top rope, but Darling lands on his feet outside the ring, grabs Folz and pulls him to the mat, then drags him under the bottom rope to the floor. The two of them trade shots, with Darling getting the better of the exchange. Darling takes a few steps back, then charges at Folz, but Folz catches him with a big back body drop on the floor! Darling hits back first and howls in pain. Folz rolls him into the ring and quickly follows and covers, but Darling kicks out at two.
Folz pulls a stunned Darling to his feet, goozles him, lifts him, and drives him down onto his knee in a back breaker. He shoves Darling to the mat, but he is not done. He drives several knees into the small of Darling’s back, then pulls him up and lifts the champ up onto his shoulder in a back breaker. The referee checks to see of Alex wants to quit, but as you suspect, he does not. After a few minutes of torture, Folz runs Darling into the corner, slamming him chest first on the turnbuckle, then setting him on the top rope. Folz climbs to the top and hooks Alex and superplexes him into the middle of the ring. Folz rolls through and covers, but the champ kicks out at two.
Folz pulls Darling to his feet and sends him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon. Darling leap frogs him and puts on the breaks, when Folz stands up, Darling grabs him and hits a Rude Awakening neck breaker. Alex pulls Folz to his feet and sends him into the corner face first, then grabs him as he staggers backward, spins him around, hooks him and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Darling covers, but Folz rolls his shoulder at two. Darling waits for Folz to get to his feet, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat. The champ heads to the corner and starts to climb, when across the ring, we see someone hop the guard rail right behind Alexis……IT’S FIREWOMAN! Fire wraps her garrote around Alexis’ throat and starts dragging her up the ramp. Alexander climbs down from the top rope and runs around the ring after Fire. Inside the ring, Matt Folz gets to his feet, sees what is going on, and just leans back into the corner and waits. The referee has been counting the whole time, and makes it to ten. The bell rings as Darling gets to Fire and Lexie. Fire laughs at Alex and releases Lexie and shoves her toward Darling. Alex looks at Fire, then looks back to the ring where the referee is raising Matt Folz’s arm in victory.
WINNER in 29:11 by count out – Matt Folz
Alexander Darling comes back to the ring, grabs his title and a mic and steps between the ropes.
So. So this is how it is going to be, eh Folz? You are going to have the Five running interference? You happy with a count out win? <we hear Folz say “a win is a win…..champ”> Yeah, I would expect about as much from you. I’ll tell you what. At Territorial Beatings 5 this week, how bout this. You and I, in a cage, I know I don’t have to keep you in, you aren’t going to be running anywhere after I snap your leg. It’s to keep The Five out of the match. That way, when I pin your shoulders to the mat……again……that is it for you. End of the line, you are done, and I am done with you. <Folz nods and Darling drops the mic and leaves the ring, holding the title up as he walks to the back
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MOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN vs. MIKE JABLOWSKI & EMBER BLACKPOOL
“Champagne” Mike Jablowski and “Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool are announced first, and get a respectful ovation. The huge Blackpool steps over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring and looks totally unafraid of The Five. As Jablowski steps out of the ring “Arma-God-Damn-Mother-Fucking-Geddon” plays and Firewoman and the OOWF Intercontinental Champion Moosehead Jack storm the ring. Fire slides under the ropes, and despite giving up a ton of size to the 6’7” 300lb Blackpool, she goes right after him, ducking his clothesline attempt and catching him with a hangman’s neck breaker sending him to the mat. On the outside, Moose pulls Jablowski off the apron and hammers him with rights and lefts, then slams him face first onto the Mexican Announce Table before clotheslining him over the table into the laps of the OOWF Mexican Announcers – Paco De La Esperanza and Jorge Zantanos – laps. Inside the ring, Fire mounts Blackpool and hammers him with shots to the face. He shoves her off and gets to his feet in the corner, but Fire is relentless. She charges in and catches him with a high knee to the jaw. As he staggers out of the corner, Fire climbs to the middle top rope and PLANTS him with a bulldog. Fire rolls him over and pummels him with rights to the face, opening him up the hard way. Moose has climbed into the Five corner, but Fire shows no inclination to tag him in. She pulls Blackpool to his feet and throws him between the ropes and follows him to the outside. She stalks Blackpool and waits for him to get to his knees, then bends his head back, puts her knee across his throat and DRIVES him to the floor! Blackpool bends the wrong way, and also grabs his throat in pain, writhing on the floor and coughing up blood. Fire throws him into the ring, and he rolls across the ring and makes the tag to Jablowski before rolling out of the ring to the floor, still holding his throat. An official checks on him and makes the dreaded “X” sign. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Jablowski somewhat tenuously charges at Fire, she easily steps out of the way and he hits the ropes. On the rebound, Fire scoops him up and PLANTS him with a Michinoku Driver! Fire pulls him up and throws him out of the ring as well. Fire drags the hapless Jablowski to the corner and puts his face against the ring post, grabs his arms, and hits a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP sending his face crashing into the steel. Jablowski slowly slumps to the floor, blood pouring from what is surely a broken nose. Fire sends him back into the ring and stands over him watching him beg off. This just infuriates Fire more, and she pulls Jablowski to his feet and hits the DARLING DRIVER! Fire kneels next to the dead Jablowski and looks at the camera and says “That’s for you Alex” then hooks Jablowski in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Jablowski is in no shape to tap, so the referee stops the match and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 5:16 – Moosehead Jack and Firewoman
After the match, Fire pulls Jablowski up and FIRES him over the top rope to the floor. She is about to go after him when Moose stops her. The Quinns stare one another down for a moment before turning and glaring evilly into the camera. Moose slowly holds up his blood stained Intercontinental title and they both break into psychotic, disturbing laughter before leaving the ring.
TYTAN & ECOSYSTEM vs. DAVIN MORELAND & ALEXIS DARLING
Ecosystem and Tytan are announced and they make their way to the ring first. They get a rousing chorus of boos from the crowd, most of it seems to be directed at Ecosystem. He ignores it and continues to the ring with a strange look on his face. Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling are announced next, and they come out together. Alexis looks ready for the match, but Davin seems a little less than convinced that this is going to work any better this time than it did with her brother. They climb between the ropes and Alexis glares at Eco. Eco smirks, and Tytan tries to hand him a mic, but Eco waves it off and smiles at Alexis. Davin catches this and tells Alexis he is starting the match. Eco steps between the ropes, and it appears that we are going to get Davin and Tytan to start things off.
The big men circle and lock up. Both men try to push the other into a neutral corner, but neither man can get the advantage. Finally they break and stare at one another. Davin heads to the ropes and Tytan tries a clothesline, but Davin ducks it, stops, spins Tytan around, scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Tytan moves out of the way and Davin gets nothing but mat. Tytan springs to his feet and waits for Davin to stand up, he scoops Moreland up and slams him to the mat, then grabs his leg and tags in Ecosystem.
Eco steps between the ropes and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and drops an elbow across the inside of Davin’s leg. Eco works on Davin’s leg a few minutes until Moreland is able to use his other leg to pry Eco off of him. Eco rolls to his feet and waits for Davin to stand, Eco charges, but Davin catches him and PLANTS him with a side slam. Davin covers, but Eco rolls his shoulder at two. Davin pulls Eco to his feet and throws him into the corner and follows him in with a back elbow, then traps him and pummels him with repeated elbows to the side of the head. Davin looks at Alexis and somewhat reluctantly tags her into the match.
Alexis flies into the ring and blisters Eco with chops and beats him to the mat with punches and kicks. Alexis pulls him out of the corner and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop. Alexis runs to the corner and tries a spinning front kick on Eco, but Eco ducks and hits Alexis with a Pele kick. Eco tags in Tytan, and he comes in, and when Alexis gets to her feet, he nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! Tytan covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. Tytan yanks her to her feet and kicks her, then lifts her for a suplex, but Alexis slips out of his grip and lands behind him and rolls him up for a one count. Tytan kicks out and sends Alexis to the ropes, Tytan tries to flip her, but Alexis catches his legs, and quickly flips him over in a SHARPSHOOTER! Tytan has a shocked look on his face, and he just might have tapped, but Eco runs in and catches Lexie with an enzuguri to the back of the head breaking the hold. Lexie crawls to the corner and tags in Moreland.
Davin comes in, and when Tytan gets to his feet, he hits him with an inverted atomic drop. Eco charges in and Davin catches him with a boot to the face. Davin motions for the DOLPHIN KICK and runs to the corner and leaps onto the ropes, then leaps toward Tytan and connects! Tytan hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. Davin gets to his feet and starts toward the ropes, but Alexis stops him. They stare at one another for a moment, and when Eco runs to Tytan to get him back to his feet, Alexis and Davin rush the ropes and leap over the top taking them both out. Davin gets to his feet and rolls Tytan into the ring. He covers him, but Tytan kicks out at two. Alexis wants the tag, and Davin tags her in again.
As Lexie comes in, she catches Tytan with a spinning elbow to the face as he stands up. Tytan staggers to the corner. From the outside, Eco pulls Davin off the apron and low blows him and sends him shoulder first into the ring steps. Inside the ring, Alexis climbs the turnbuckle and gives Tytan the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! When she is almost finished, Eco hops on the apron and pulls the referee away and complains about something. Concrete TG hits the ring and heads for Alexis, but Lexie leaps off the turnbuckle and catches Crete with a punch to the jaw. Lexie goes after Crete, but Crete begs off. Lexie grabs Crete’s mask and tries to pull it off. Just before she has success, Tytan charges out of the corner and KILLS her with a clothesline to the back of the head. Crete slips out of the ring, and as he is leaving, he and Davin stare at one another for a moment, then Crete takes off to the back. Eco hops off the apron and when the referee turns his attention back to the match, he grabs a chair and waits for Davin to stand up, then BRAINS him with the chair! Inside the ring, Tytan pulls a stunned Lexie to her feet and hits the TYTANDRIVER! He covers, one, two, three! This one is over!
WINNERS in 14:44 – Tytan & Ecosystem
LD WILLIAMS, POE & STANK vs. SPIN HANSEN, DH MAGNUSSON & OUTBACK JACK
Before either team can be announced, all six of them bust through the curtain going to the back already fighting. LD Williams has a gash under his eye that is pouring blood, and Spin Hansen somehow got the back of his head busted open, and blood is running down his back. LD fights off Outback Jack with a knee to the gut, then slams him face first into the set. DH Magnusson grabs Stank and clubs him across the back, then clips his knee sending him down the ramp heading to the ring. Spin and Poe throw haymakers at one another, Poe misses a shot and charges at Spin, but Spin catches him with a big spine buster on the stage. Spin struggles to his feet and staggers over to LD Williams, who has Jack trapped in a cross face and kicks him on the back of the head breaking the hold.
Spin pulls LD to his feet and grabs him in a bear hug and drives him back first into the OOTron. Williams staggers forward, and Spin and Jack nearly cut him in half with the CALL OF THE WILD! LD Williams is DEAD! Spin and Jack turn their attention to Poe and pull him up and batter him with punches and kicks down the ramp. Soon, the OOWF World Tag Team champions are in the ring with all three members of Drink and Destroy. Magnusson has Stank in one corner and is trying to stomp him into oblivion. On the other side of the ring, Jack and Spin send Poe to the ropes and stop him with a double kick to the gut, then take him over with a suplex. The referee is trying to get some control of this match, he yells at Magnusson to let Stank out of the ring, so DH pulls him to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor.
Inside the ring, the referee is starting a five count to get two of the members of Drink and Destroy out of the ring, Magnusson grabs Poe and lifts him for a power bomb, Jack climbs to the second rope and drops a clubbing arm across Poe’s chest as Magnusson DRIVES him to the mat. Magnusson leaves the ring and Jack covers, but Poe kicks out at two. Jack pulls him to a sitting position and bounces off the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the back of Poe’s head. At the top of the ramp we see Selena helping LD Williams to his feet. LD looks a little confused for a moment, but Selena points to the ring. LD gets a murderous look in his eyes and runs to the ring with Selena following behind him.
Inside the ring, Outback Jack keeps Poe on the mat with several knees to the back of his head. He gets to his feet and heads to the ropes, just as LD Williams gets back into the ring, LD catches him and THROWS him over the top rope with an overhead release belly to belly suplex! Jack sails and crashes through the Argentinean announce table! Spin and Magnusson come into the ring, but LD cuts off Spin with BRUTAL stiff chops, and Stank catches DH with a forearm to the side of the head. Spin and LD fall between the ropes to the floor where they roll around the ring throwing everything but the kitchen sink at each other. Inside the ring, Stank and DH are fighting it out, DH gets the better of the exchange and turns to run to the ropes and nearly gets decapitated with a HIEROGLYPH! DH turns to fall and Stank catches him and KILLS him with a STANK-U! Poe covers and the referee counts one, two, three!
WINNERS in 17:29 – Poe, Stank and LD Williams
Poe and Stank leave the ring and grab Spin from behind, Poe sets him up and DRIVES him through the French Announce Table with a CRUCIFIXION! Poe, Stank and Williams admire their handy work for a moment, then collect their titles from Selena and head to the back under a chorus of boos from the crowd.
TEXPRESS vs. CONCRETE TG & RAVENNA BLUE – Best of Three Series – Match 2 – Crete and Ravenna lead 1-0
Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue enter first, and get a very positive reaction from the crowd. They slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles, and then CTG stretches as Ravenna runs the ropes to warm up. As their music fades, the crowd grows silent and the air goes out of the arena, as if everyone is holding their breath. There's a pause, and the crowd explodes at the first notes of “God Blessed Texas”. Zane Myers and Chad Madison step onto the stage and raise their arms, drinking in the adoration. They make their way slowly to the ring and acknowledge the fans, but don't stop to interact. Their minds are clearly on the task at hand. The Texpress climb into the ring and face of with the heroes. Nods of respect lead to fist bumps, and both teams return to their corners as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell.
CTG and Myers start out for their teams. They circle and lock up, and Myers backs CTG to the ropes. Barros asks for the break and gets it. They lock up a second time, and again CTG is pushed back. He falls back and hits a drop toehold, draping Myers across the middle rope. CTG sprints across the ring and rebounds, but Myers dives out of the way of the C-T-G, Concrete spins through the ropes and lands on his feet. Myers launches himself off the mat and levels him with a lariat. He pulls CTG to his feet and drags him to the corner to make the tag. He pins Concrete's arms and holds him in place for a flying elbow smash from his partner. Madison pulls CTG to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex, and then goes to the ropes and hits a Rolling Thunder. He hooks the leg as he lands and rolls CTG up. for a two count. Madison goes to the ropes and nails a dropkick as Concrete sits up. He pulls CTG to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, and then sends him to the ropes. CTG ducks a leg lariat. Madison lands on one foot and throws himself into a dropkick as CTG rebounds. Concrete catches his legs, and Madison's skull slams into the mat. CTG rolls him over into a Boston crab. Myers comes in to break it up, but CTG rolls forward to avoid a big boot. Myers stumbles, and Ravenna comes off the top rope with a cross body that takes him down. Barros sends Ravenna back to her corner, and Myers rolls out to the floor.
CTG rolls to his feet and drags Madison to the corner. He makes the tag and Ravenna slingshots over the ropes, dropping a leg across Madison's throat. She covers, but only gets two. She pulls him up and buries a knee in his midsection, and then grabs his head and runs up the turnbuckles - Sliced Bread #2! She covers, but Myers is in to break it up. CTG springboards into the ring, but Myers snags him out of the air and plants him with a spine buster. Ravenna jumps onto Myers back and yanks him into a Backstabber. She struggles out from under him and rolls to her feet - right into a dropkick from Madison. Madison hits a Lionsault and hooks the leg for a long two count.
Madison sees his partner back in their corner and pulls Ravenna to her feet. He sends her in but she reverses. Madison puts on the brakes before he hits the corner, but Ravenna slams him into the turnbuckles with a high knee, and then grabs him as she falls and rolls him up. Unfortunately, she did not see Myers tag himself in, and he breaks up her pin attempt with a stomp.
Myers scoops Ravenna up and slams her to the mat, and then follows up with a slingshot suplex. He covers, but Ravenna rolls a shoulder just in time. He drags her to her feet and she fights back with forearms, but Myers clubs her to the mat. He pulls her up and lifts her for the Border Toss. Ravenna squirms, and manages to drop behind Myers , hooking his head and nailing a reverse neck breaker. Ravenna dives to her corner and makes the tag.
Concrete comes in and nails Myers with a clothesline as he gets up. He takes the bigger man over with a suplex, and follows up with a running senton. He hooks the leg but only gets two. CTG pulls Myers up and throws a chop, and Myers responds in kind. The crowd joins in, cheering Myers' shots and booing CTG's. Myers gets the advantage and hits an Irish whip, but CTG reverses. Concrete ducks his head a moment too soon, and Myers grabs him. Border Toss into the corner! Myers makes the tag and the crowd is on their feet as Madison hops to the top rope. Myers lifts Concrete up – Dropkick Device! Myers rolls to his feet and cuts Ravenna off with a shoulder block. Madison hooks the leg, and the entire arena counts along as Barros counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, tying the series at 1-1 in 20:09, The Texpress.
CHRIS EVANS vs. DAMON WRATH – Ladder Match
Hanging high above the ring is a briefcase. The only thing Wrath and Evans know is that it contains a guaranteed title shot to one of the three singles titles in the OOWF. They don’t know which one. Around the ring stands four ladders, free for Wrath and Evans to use as they please. Damon Wrath is announced first, and he comes to the ring to a chorus of boos, and looks at the ladders and briefcase with a bit of contempt. He stands in the corner with his arms crossed and waits for Evans. Chris Evans is announced and when he comes out the place goes nuts. He soaks it up for a moment, then sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet just a few feet from Wrath, and they lock eyes for a moment before Evans moves back to the opposite corner.
The referee calls them both to the middle of the ring and explains the rules. Essentially, there are no rules. The only way to win is to be the one to pull the briefcase down and claim the title shot inside. Content with that, they back off and head to their corners, then the bell rings. The second the bell rings, Evans slides out of the ring and folds up a ladder and tries to slide it into the ring, but Wrath charges across the ring and drop kicks the ladder back into Evans face. Wrath grabs Evans from between the ropes and pulls him into the ring. He pulls him to his feet, scoops him up and slams him down on the ladder. Wrath drags a stunned Evans off the ladder and opens it, puts Evans leg in there and SLAMS it down on his ankle! Evans howls in pain, and Wrath adds to his misery with several stomps to that very ankle.
Wrath pulls Evans up and scoops him up once again, but this time Evans slips over his shoulder and lands, somewhat tenderly on his feet, then catches Wrath with a spinning heel kick as he turns around. Evans stands the ladder up and starts climbing, but Wrath is quickly to his feet and he knocks Evans foot off the rung and Evans falls, getting his leg stuck in the ladder. As Evans hangs there helplessly hanging upside down, Wrath grabs the leg he sandwiched in the ladder and twists the ankle, trying to snap it. Evans howls in pain, and manages to sit up and grabs Wrath’s head and hammers him with punches to the face. Wrath staggers away and Evans manages to free himself.
When Wrath turns around, Evans bounds off the ropes and drops him with a clothesline. Wrath rolls out of the ring and slumps to his knees on the floor. Evans waits inside the ring, shaking his leg, and looks up to the briefcase, but then sees Wrath stand up, he charges to the ropes, leaps over the top rope and PLANTS him with a CUTTER ON THE FLOOR! Evans lands a little hard on his ankle, and it twists a little more than he should, so he is a little slow to get to his feet. When he does get to his feet, he pulls Wrath up and tries to whip him into the ladder, but Wrath reverses it and sends Evans toward the ladder. Evans scales the ladder and leaps over the top rope and starts climbing the ladder. On the outside, Wrath quickly folds up the ladder on the outside, and slides it into the ring, hitting the ladder standing there, sending it and Evans tumbling! Evans tries to catch himself on the top rope, but he missed it and falls throat first on the folding part of the ladder standing outside! Evans head snaps back and he hits the floor HARD! Officials race out to check on him, but it appears he will be ok. From the other side of the ring, Wrath grins and slowly makes his way around the ring to Evans.
Wrath gets there and pulls a stunned Evans to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then slams him face first into the ladder and rolls him into the ring with the two ladders already in there. Wrath looks at the ladder in front of him, and folds it up and pushes it into the ring on the second rope. He rolls in and grabs the ladder and starts to pull it into the ring, and doesn’t see Evans climb the ladder behind him, leap from the ladder over the ropes and onto the end of the ladder outside the ring! The ladder springs up and catches Wrath right under the jaw and sends him sprawling across the ring! He might be out cold! As Evans leaped off the ladder, it fell over and lands on Wrath adding insult to injury!
Evans once again tries to work out the damage in that ankle before climbing back into the ring. He sets up a second ladder and starts climbing. Somehow Wrath manages to recover and stands up the ladder that was on top of him. He grabs Evans off the ladder and POWERBOMBS him in the middle of the ring, then grabs that ankle and traps him in an ankle lock! Wrath falls and grapevines the leg! Evans can tap all he wants, it won’t make a bit of difference! Wrath can snap his ankle if he wants. Evans fights to the ropes, but there is no break. He struggles and eventually pulls himself out of the ring causing Wrath to break the hold as they fall from the ring to the floor.
Wrath is up first and seems to be content with the damage done. He rolls into the ring and picks up the third ladder and carries it up the standing ladder with him. What on earth is he doing here? Wrath gets nearly to the top and lays the ladder across the two standing ladders creating a sort of scaffold! He keeps climbing and almost has the briefcase when somehow Evans gets back into the ring, barely able to stand on his ankle. Evans grabs Wrath’s legs and pulls him off the ladder to the mat, then knees him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT!
Both men are down on the mat and trying to clear the cobwebs to continue on. Evans crawls to one ladder, Wrath to the other, and they start climbing. They both get to the top of the ladder and eye one another warily. They walk onto the ladder lying across the top and trade punches, careful to keep their balance. Wrath gets the better of it and lines up Evans for the kill shot, but Evans leaps in the air and SNAPS WRATH OFF THE TOP WITH A HURRACANRANA! Wrath falls to the mat and lands hard, the crowd pops an appropriate HOLY SHIT! chant! Evans lands on the ladder, and it ALMOST falls off the top of the other two. He manages to shift the ladder so it is a little more stable, and slowly, carefully, gets to his feet and takes down the briefcase!
WINNER in 30:19 – Chris Evans
Evans holds the briefcase high in the air……REALLY high in the air, then opens it and pulls out the contract. He gets a smile on his face and holds the paper up……he gets a shot at the Intercontinental title! Inside the ring, Wrath is back on his feet and he grabs a ladder and tries to pull it out from under the other ladder! Evans is in a REALLY bad spot for that, so he throws the briefcase down on Wrath, bouncing it off his skull! Wrath staggers than falls to the mat, Evans wastes little time getting down off the ladder and heads to the back, limping badly.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Matt Folz is announced and comes out first, since he is not the champion and all. He makes his way to the ring and gets booed loudly from the San Antonio crowd. He ignores their boos and steps into the ring. While we are waiting for Darling, some of the cat calls must get to him because he turns and argues a bit with the fans in the front row. Alexander Darling is announced next and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion comes out with Alexis Darling. The Darling siblings make their way to the ring and the crowd goes nuts. Evidently their horror at what he did to Fire has mostly passed. Alexis holds the ropes for Alex and he steps between the ropes and holds the title up high, making sure to hold it up in front of Folz while he reminds him that he will NEVER hold this belt. Folz smirks and Alex hands the title off to Alexis and she leaves the ring. The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
Darling and Folz lock up in the middle of the ring, Folz slips behind Darling and takes him to the mat, then rides him as Darling tries to get to his feet. Folz paint brushes Darling on the back of the head a few times, then lets him to his feet. Darling gets up and looks very annoyed. The two of them lock up again and Darling slips behind Folz and tries to take him to the mat, but Folz reaches between his legs and takes Darling to the mat, then drops a knee on Darling’s ankle. Alex grabs his ankle and backs to the ropes. Clearly it appears that if Darling wants to go all amateur wrestling with Folz, he is not going to win. Alex gets to his feet and shakes the feeling back into his ankle, then the two of them lock up again. Darling takes Folz down with an arm drag, then pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and catches him with a shoulder to the mid-section, then snap mares him out of the corner and connects with a dropkick to the back of the head. Darling covers, but Folz kicks out at one.
Folz gets to his feet and Darling charges in, but Matt catches him with a boot to the chest, then grabs him and KILLS him with a t-bone suplex! Darling springs to his feet and Folz clotheslines him over the top rope, but Darling lands on his feet outside the ring, grabs Folz and pulls him to the mat, then drags him under the bottom rope to the floor. The two of them trade shots, with Darling getting the better of the exchange. Darling takes a few steps back, then charges at Folz, but Folz catches him with a big back body drop on the floor! Darling hits back first and howls in pain. Folz rolls him into the ring and quickly follows and covers, but Darling kicks out at two.
Folz pulls a stunned Darling to his feet, goozles him, lifts him, and drives him down onto his knee in a back breaker. He shoves Darling to the mat, but he is not done. He drives several knees into the small of Darling’s back, then pulls him up and lifts the champ up onto his shoulder in a back breaker. The referee checks to see of Alex wants to quit, but as you suspect, he does not. After a few minutes of torture, Folz runs Darling into the corner, slamming him chest first on the turnbuckle, then setting him on the top rope. Folz climbs to the top and hooks Alex and superplexes him into the middle of the ring. Folz rolls through and covers, but the champ kicks out at two.
Folz pulls Darling to his feet and sends him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon. Darling leap frogs him and puts on the breaks, when Folz stands up, Darling grabs him and hits a Rude Awakening neck breaker. Alex pulls Folz to his feet and sends him into the corner face first, then grabs him as he staggers backward, spins him around, hooks him and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Darling covers, but Folz rolls his shoulder at two. Darling waits for Folz to get to his feet, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat. The champ heads to the corner and starts to climb, when across the ring, we see someone hop the guard rail right behind Alexis……IT’S FIREWOMAN! Fire wraps her garrote around Alexis’ throat and starts dragging her up the ramp. Alexander climbs down from the top rope and runs around the ring after Fire. Inside the ring, Matt Folz gets to his feet, sees what is going on, and just leans back into the corner and waits. The referee has been counting the whole time, and makes it to ten. The bell rings as Darling gets to Fire and Lexie. Fire laughs at Alex and releases Lexie and shoves her toward Darling. Alex looks at Fire, then looks back to the ring where the referee is raising Matt Folz’s arm in victory.
WINNER in 29:11 by count out – Matt Folz
Alexander Darling comes back to the ring, grabs his title and a mic and steps between the ropes.
So. So this is how it is going to be, eh Folz? You are going to have the Five running interference? You happy with a count out win? <we hear Folz say “a win is a win…..champ”> Yeah, I would expect about as much from you. I’ll tell you what. At Territorial Beatings 5 this week, how bout this. You and I, in a cage, I know I don’t have to keep you in, you aren’t going to be running anywhere after I snap your leg. It’s to keep The Five out of the match. That way, when I pin your shoulders to the mat……again……that is it for you. End of the line, you are done, and I am done with you. <Folz nods and Darling drops the mic and leaves the ring, holding the title up as he walks to the back
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