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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 13, 2010 18:38:51 GMT -5
OOWF Territorial Beatings 5
Live! From Humpty Doo, Northern Territory, Australia!
VOLTAGE vs. PUCK DUPP
Puck Dupp is already in the ring. The strains of “Alpha Male by Royksopp”, foreign to the newer fans of OOWF, stream through the speakers and Voltage walks down the ramp in the same gear he debuted in the OOWF with. A confident look crosses his face, but he isn't interacting with the crowd reaching out for hand slaps or jawing at him.
Bell is rung and here we go! Puck Dupp turns around from the corner and gets MURDERED by a kamikaze flying knee from Voltage, sending him straight back into the corner! Voltage is teeing off on him here with knees, kicks and elbows!
Russ: Bahgawd, Puck Dupp is busted open already! This isn't the same Voltage we've known for years!
Razz: I love it, what a way to start the event off!
Voltage whips Puck Dupp to the other corner, and follows him in with a YAKUZA KICK! Dupp slides down in the corner and Voltage charges in again with a CANNONBALL! Referee Angelo Barros looks very concerned and we haven't even reached the one minute mark yet! Voltage drags the corpse of Puck Dupp out, lifts him onto his shoulders and climbs the turnbuckles...Power Surge. Puck Dupp is lifeless as Voltage locks in the Electric Shock but the ref stops it immediately.
WINNER in 1:32 by referee stoppage, VOLTAGE!
Russ: Looks like Voltage has been doing some training in his time off.
Razz: This is very curious indeed...
Post-match Voltage refuses to let go of the choke until Barros reminds him that if he doesn't, he'll lose and not get his contract. A sudden realization crosses his face and he releases, before wandering out to the stunned silence of the crowd while EMTs tend to Puck Dupp.
FIREWOMAN vs. TYTAN
“The Bird and the Worm” by the Used plays and Tytan comes out, in full armor. He comes to the ring alone, so he gets some cheers. Guilt by association with Eco I guess. He steps between the ropes and waits, staring up the ramp waiting for the war that is sure to come. “Firewoman” plays, and Fire comes out from the back and nearly gets booed out of the arena. She completely ignores them and hangs her garrote over her shoulders and twirls the kendo stick she carries with her to the ring. Fire slowly makes her way to the ring, staring at Tytan the whole way. She leaves the garrote and kendo stick where she can get to it, then steps between the ropes. The two old enemies stare at one another from across the ring, and the second the bell rings, they charge at one another and start throwing punches.
As they are trying to beat one another to death, GM the Rick makes his way to ringside and pulls up a chair. Tytan grabs Fire by the throat, but she rakes his eyes to free himself, then bounds off the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the jaw. This staggers Tytan, but doesn’t send him to the mat, so Fire sweeps his legs, that sends him to the mat. Fire grabs Tytan’s head and slams the back of it against the mat, then hammers him with straight rights to the face. Tytan returns the rake of the eyes and shoves Fire to the mat. He pulls her to her feet and sends her to the corner and follows her in with a clothesline. Tytan grabs Fire’s chin and pushes her head back, and says something to her, we don’t quite pick it up, but Fire goes berserk. She knees Tytan in the mid-section and throws him between the ropes to the floor and follows him to the outside.
As Fire gets around the ring, she notices GM the Rick sitting there. They lock eyes for a moment, which gives Tytan the opportunity to spring from the floor and KILL Fire with a clothesline. Tytan pulls Fire to her knees then wraps a cord around her throat and chokes her out. He releases the hold, then picks up Fire’s kendo stick, waits for Fire to get to her feet, and BLASTS her across the face, sending her sprawling across the floor. The referee turns to call for the bell, but GM the Rick shakes his head, so the referee lets the match go. Tytan pursues Fire, and grabs her by the hair and pulls her up, we see that Fire has been busted open, which only serves to piss her off more. She turns around and bites Tytan on the bridge of the nose, as he turns and staggers away, she clips him from behind sending him to the floor.
Fire grabs Tytan’s armor from the announce table, and when he turns around she BLASTS him in the face with it! Tytan falls to the floor, but Fire is not done yet. She reaches under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire bat and rakes it across Tytan’s head, drawing blood from him too. Fire gets to her feet and shoots a quick, demented look at Rick, then grabs her garrote and slides into the ring. As Tytan gets to his feet on the outside, Fire reaches between the ropes and wraps the garrote around Tytan’s throat and pulls him into the ring. Tytan frantically clutches at his throat as the wire digs into his flesh. Fire gets him in over the middle rope, then springs off the bottom rope and drops a knee onto his throat, driving him to the mat. Fire pulls Tytan into the middle of the ring and covers him, but he kicks out at two.
Fire pulls Tytan to his feet and rakes his eyes across the top rope, then chokes him until the referee hits four, then slingshots him into the ring. Fire climbs the corner and tries a BEST FIRESAULT EVER, but Tytan gets his knees up and Fire takes another shot to her never healing ribs. As Fire writhes in pain, Tytan rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair and throws it into the ring. He starts to climb into the ring then stops and grabs something from beneath the ring, turns out it is a logging chain (seriously, why do we have so many of these lying around?) Tytan climbs back into the ring and grabs the chair and brings it down across Fire’s back. He pulls her up, then slams her on the chair, then grabs the chain, wraps it around his fist and climbs to the middle rope. Tytan leaps, trying for a fist between the eyes, but Tytan does nothing but punch the chair!
Fire spins to her feet and grabs Tytan’s arms and FIRESTOMPS him onto the chair! Tytan is nearly out! He manages to roll to the ropes and fall to the floor before Fire can cover. Fire follows him to the outside and pulls him to his knees, then wraps the chain around his face and tightens it, digging it into Tytan’s flesh and drawing more blood. Tytan howls in pain, but grabs the chain and falls forward, sending Fire crashing into the Arabic Announce Table. Tytan closes on Fire, but Fire kicks him in the gut, then gets to her feet and grabs the kendo stick on the floor and hammers Tytan with it. Tytan surprisingly absorbs most of the blows and keeps coming. He grabs a piece of his armor and swings at Fire’s head.
Before this can get too far out of control, Ecosystem runs to ringside and grabs Tytan and tries to pull him away from Fire. Fire grabs Eco to spin him around, but he turns and instinctively shoves Fire to the floor. Fire immediately springs to her feet and swings the kendo stick at Eco’s head, Eco ducks at the last second, and Tytan goes after Fire again. Before it turns into a 2 on 1 Moosehead Jack runs to ringside and clotheslines Eco from behind, sending him to the floor. Now Tytan is outnumbered. He wisely backs off and collets Eco. Eco grabs the back of his head and he and Moose exchange a few words as Eco and Tytan head to the back. Fire is still seething, and she turns to GM the Rick and stares at him. She tightens her grip on the kendo stick and slowly approaches Rick. GM the Rick jumps to his feet, and Fire raises the kendo stick, but Moose grabs her from behind and shoves her back. Fire seems to regain her composure and just grins at Rick. Moose points at him and the two of them exchange words, then The Quinns head to the back as well.
WINNER – No Contest in 11:49
CHRIS EVANS vs. DAMON WRATH
This is the rubber match of sorts between the two of them, though technically Evans won the first match via referee reversal, Wrath choked Evans out and made him tap. Wrath is announced and comes to the ring. The crowd boos him, but he doesn’t even seem to notice. He steps into the ring and bounces off the ropes and gets himself ready for the match. Chris Evans is announced next, and he comes out carrying the briefcase he won at MidWeek Mayhem last week guaranteeing him an Intercontinental title match. Evans holds up the briefcase, then sprints to the ring and slides under the ropes. Evans holds the briefcase high in the air and the crowd roars. From behind, Wrath attacks him, nailing him with a forearm to the back of the head, then spinning him around, hammer locking his arm, and DRIVING him to the mat with a DDT! Wrath rolls Evans over and covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Wrath pulls him to his feet and sends him chest first into the corner. As Evans staggers backward, Wrath catches him with a spinning front kick to the back of the head that sends Evans through the ropes to the floor. Wrath leaves the ring after him and pulls him to his feet and shoves him back first against the apron several times, then rolls him back into the ring. Wrath grabs Evans legs and rolls him over in a Boston crab, trying for the submission. Wrath switches it to more of a lion tamer, bending Evans back at a ridiculous angle trying to get him to quit. The referee asks him several times, but Evans will not give in. Finally, Wrath releases the hold, and drops a knee onto the back of Evans head, then grapevines his legs and pulls him back into a grapevine dragon sleeper! Evans is helpless here, but manages to be just close enough to the ropes that he reaches out and grabs the middle rope, forcing the break.
Wrath releases the hold just before he would be disqualified. He pulls Evans to his feet and tries a European uppercut, but Evans grabs his arm and rolls him over in a back slide for a quick two count. Wrath quickly springs to his feet and catches Evans with a knee to the gut, then drops a sledge down across the small of his back, sending him to the mat. Evans grabs his back in pain, and one would think his ankle is still not 100%. As if reading our thoughts, Wrath pulls Evans to the middle of the ring and stomps on Evans ankle, then grabs it and goes for an ankle lock, but Evans quickly spins out of it, sending Wrath across the ring. Evans gets to his feet and staggers back into a corner. Wrath charges into the corner, but Evans slips between the ropes onto the apron. Wrath crashes into the corner and staggers backward, Evans catches him with a kick to the back of the head that sends him face first into the turnbuckle, then backward to the mat. Evans springs to the top rope and hits a springboard 450 and covers Wrath, but Wrath rolls his shoulder at two.
Evans gets to his feet and takes the offensive now. As Wrath stands up, Evans catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends him right back to the mat. Evans pulls him up, grabs a headlock and runs to the ropes, springs off the top, and plants Wrath with a DDT. Wrath gets to his feet and Evans bounds off the ropes and hits the CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES! Evans is feeling it now, as Wrath struggles up one more time, he lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat with the ATLAS QUAKE! Evans covers, but Wrath shows his resolve by kicking out at two. Evans heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope. He waits perched on the top and looks like he is set up for a missile drop kick, when he sees Moosehead Jack heading to the ring. Evans turns and catches Moose with a cross body block, taking him out. Evans slides back into the ring and Wrath catches him with a SUPERKICK! Evans bounces off the ropes, Wrath catches him, wrings his arm and hits the LIGHTS OUT! He covers, but somehow Evans manages to roll his shoulder just before the three count.
Wrath looks a little annoyed and pulls Evans to his feet, hooks him for a suplex, then springs him off the top rope, SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, and drives him to the mat. Wrath gets to his feet and rolls Evans over and tries a rear naked choke, but Evans fights out of it. Wrath gets shoved off and Evans gets to his feet, but Wrath takes him right back down with a kick to his ankle. Evans falls, and Wrath leans in to pull him up, but Evans grabs him in a small package for a quick two count. Wrath kicks out, then waits for Evans to get up and hits the VENGEFUL ANGER! Evans is DEAD! Luckily for Evans he rolls out of the ring after this move so Wrath can’t cover him. Damon leaves the ring and grabs Evans and rolls him back in, then lifts him for a brainbuster, but Evans slips over his shoulder, somehow able to stand. Evans runs to the ropes, but from the outside, Moose swipes at Evans foot. Evans turns and leans between the ropes and grabs at Moose, and Moose BLASTS him with the briefcase. Evans staggers backward into the ring, the referee never saw a thing. Wrath grabs Evans from behind and hits a high angle German suplex, driving Evans to the mat, right on the back of his head. Wrath holds on and bridges, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 20:03 – Damon Wrath
Wrath gets to his feet and looks down at Evans and leaves the ring. Moose immediately slides in with a chair. He drops the chair next to Evans head and hammers him with punches to the face. Moose pulls Evans up and is about to drive him onto the chair with a DDT when Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue rush the ring brandishing their own weapons. Moose slips out of the ring before they get him, and slinks off to the back.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. ALEXIS DARLING
“Life is Beautiful” plays and Alexis Darling comes to the ring, alone. She gets a nice ovation from the crowd, but doesn’t seem to pay much attention to them other than some absent minded hand slapping on her way to the ring. This is a huge match for Alexis. This was all brought on when Davin Moreland questioned her as a partner. Alexis is out to prove herself tonight, and she has a very formidable task in front of her in multi-time champion Davin Moreland. “Toxicity” plays and Davin Moreland comes out to the top of the ramp with Samantha Darling-Moreland. Davin strikes a pose, and the crowd cheers loudly. As Davin slowly comes out of the pose, he focuses on Alexis and his eyes narrow. He makes his way to the ring and hops onto the apron, stares at Alexis, then steps over the top rope. The whole time Alexis keeps her eyes on Davin. The referee calls for the bell, and Alexis marches to the middle of the ring and extends her hand. Davin nods, then shakes her hand. The referee tells them to GET IT ON! And we are ready to go!
The two slowly circle and lock up, Davin has little trouble pushing Lexie toward a corner, but rather than get trapped in a corner, Lexie breaks the hold and slips behind Davin and rolls him up, but doesn’t even get a one count. Both are quickly back to their feet. They lock up again and Davin grabs a side head lock and takes Lexie to the mat. Lexie quickly gets back to her feet and shoves Davin to the ropes, but Davin takes her down with a shoulder block on the rebound. Davin bounds off the ropes again and tries a leg drop, but Alexis rolls out of the way, spins to her feet and connects with a kick to Davin’s face sending him to the mat. Lexie covers, but Davin kicks out at one. Both are quickly back to their feet, and Davin tries a clothesline, but Alexis snaps him to the mat with an arm drag, and arm bars him. Davin works back to his feet and backs Lexie into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and he gets it. Davin backs to the middle of the ring and motions for Lexie to come out of the corner.
Lexie comes to the middle of the ring and Davin catches her with a kick to the gut, then scoops her up and plants her on the mat. Moreland bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across her chest and covers, but Darling kicks out at two. Moreland doesn’t waste time, and pulls her up and sends her into the corner and follows her in with a big clothesline, then keeps her trapped in the corner and does the whole reverse elbows to the head deal. Alexis is loopy, and Davin grabs her by the hair and pulls her out of the corner, hooks her for a suplex, leaves her up there for a LOOOOOONG time, then turns it into a jackhammer DRIVING her to the mat. Davin covers, hooking the leg, but Alexis kicks out at two.
Davin keeps her on the mat and drives knees into the side of her head repeatedly, then covers her again but only gets another two count. Moreland pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a power slam, hooks the leg hard, but Lexie kicks out at two. Davin grabs Alexis’ legs and starts her in a giant swing. He spins several times, then lets her go. Darling rolls under the bottom rope to the floor where she tries to get her balance back. Davin leaves the ring and slowly walks over to her and stares down at her for a moment, then pulls her to her feet and whips her toward the ring steps. Alexis shows her agility by leaping over the stairs, rolling on the mat, then getting to her feet. She turns to Davin and makes the “come gets some” motion.
Davin goes after her, but as he rounds the corner Alexis rolls into the ring and starts toward the ropes. Davin climbs into the ring and tries a big boot, but Alexis ducks it and hits the ropes herself, and catches Davin with a double sledge to the face on the rebound. Davin slumps against the ropes and Alexis grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex. Driving the back of Davin’s head onto the mat. Alexis covers, but Davin kicks out at two. Alexis pulls Davin to a sitting position and kicks him in the back and the back of the head, then grabs his arms and pulls him to his feet. Alexis gets under Davin and LIFTS HIM FOR THE KUDOH DRIVER! But Davin rolls through, lands on his feet and shoves Alexis to the ropes and tries the DOLPHIN KICK, but Lexie slides under it, grabs Davin’s other leg and trips him to the mat and locks him in the DARLING CLUTCH! Can she make Davin submit? Davin howls in pain, has anyone made him submit before? Davin tries to use his leg strength to kick out, but Alexis holds on. Finally Moreland has no choice but to inch his way to the ropes. Alexis tries to pull him back, but finally Davin grabs the bottom rope and forces the break.
Alexis releases the hold, and heads to the corner. As Davin stands up, Alexis leaps and tries a hurracanrana, but Davin catches her, turns and nearly drives her THROUGH the mat with a power bomb! Alexis is DEAD! Davin folds her in half and covers, one, two, thre…..NO! Alexis kicked out! How the hell? Even Davin looks a little shocked by this, and to be honest, a little annoyed. Davin slides out of the ring and grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside. He rolls back into the ring and lifts Alexis up for a border toss, then heads to the ropes, NO NOT THIS! But wait…….Davin stops at the last second and seems to have a change of heart. The hesitation costs him as Alexis slips from his grasp, lands behind him, spins him around and hits the AIR RAID! Alexis covers, one, two, thre…..NO! Davin gets his foot on the bottom rope! Now it is Alexis’ turn to look frustrated. She heads to the corner again, and takes a little too long to get to the top rope, and Davin was playing a little possum here. He gets to his feet, runs to the corner and scales the ropes, grabs Alexis and nearly throws her out of the ring with a release belly to belly suplex!
Davin gets to his feet, and looks a little pissed. He lifts her for a border toss again, and once again turns to the table, he takes a few steps toward it, then reconsiders again, hefts her into the air, and drops her with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin covers Alexis and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 24:53 – Davin Moreland
After the match, Davin stands over Alexis as she starts to move. She looks up at him and he offers her his hand. She accepts and Davin pulls Alexi to her feet and raises her arm. The crowd goes nuts for this. They bump knuckles and leave the ring and head to the back.
TEXPRESS vs. CONCRETE TG & RAVENNA BLUE – Best of Three Series, Match Three – Tied 1-1
“God Blessed Texas” plays, and the crowd surges to their feet as Chad Madison and Zane Myers make their way to the ring. Determination etched on their faces, The Texpress barely acknowledge the cheers as they climb into the ring and warm up. After the cheers die down there is a pause, and “Front Line” Plays as Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue step through the curtain. From the looks on the Heroes’ faces, determination seems to be their word of the day as well. The two teams face off, and Ravenna offers a handshake, which is immediately accepted. Concrete sticks out his hand as well, and the Texpress hesitate before accepting it. Referee Angelo Barros gives his instructions and both teams head to their corners as he calls for the bell.
Zane Myers opts to start for the Texpress, while Concrete starts for the Heroes. They lock up, and Zane shoves Concrete hard to the mat. Concrete does a back somersault and comes up holding his head. He moves in for another lockup, but Zane sidesteps and slings him to the ropes. Zane hits a really high back body drop and Concrete slams into the mat. Concrete rolls to his knees and Ravenna tags herself into the match.
Zane and Ravenna circle, and Ravenna ducks a lock up and shoots the leg, taking him to the mat. She rolls through and ties up his leg, and then tries for an STF, but he fights her off. Zane gets to his knees and Ravenna nails a shining wizard. She tries for a quick cover, but he kicks out at one. He throws her high enough that she lands on her feet and springs into a dropkick, hitting him in the face as he tries to get up. She sits Zane up and drives her knee into his back, and then goes to the ropes and levels him with a diving clothesline. She covers, and again only gets one. Ravenna goes to the second rope for a springboard moonsault as he gets up, but Zane ducks the move. Ravenna lands on her feet and tries to dropkick him in the back, but Zane spins around and slaps it away. He grabs her legs and slingshots her into the Texpress corner, and makes the tag.
Zane winds Ravenna’s arm, and Chad comes off the top with an elbow to the shoulder. He takes over the arm and wrings it, flipping her to the mat. Chad drops a leg across the shoulder, and then tries to lock on a cross arm breaker, but Ravenna clasps her hands to block. She rolls him up and gets a one count. Chad kicks her off, and does a kip-up into a lariat, driving Ravenna to the mat. Chad pulls Ravenna up and rocks her with a European uppercut, then sends her to the ropes and nails a standing dropkick. He hits a second one as she falls, and goes to the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick as she hits the mat. He drags Ravenna to her feet and snaps her over with a suplex, and then reaches out to make the tag.
The Texpress hit a tandem suplex, and Zane comes off the second rope with a splash. He hooks the leg and gets a long two count. He slings her into the corner and drives a shoulder into her midsection, then lifts her onto the top turnbuckle. He tags Chad, who comes in and climbs onto his shoulders. Chad grabs Ravenna – belly-to-belly suplex from Zane’s shoulders! Chad hooks the leg and Barros counts One…Two…Thr – Concrete dives in to break it up. Barros ushers Concrete back to his corner, and Chad drags Ravenna to her feet. He sends her into the corner and follows with a clothesline, simultaneously tagging his partner. The Texpress pull Ravenna out of the corner and send her to the ropes. They lift her for a flapjack, but Ravenna hangs on and reverses into a dual DDT! She crawls to her corner, but Chad grabs her ankle just before she makes the tag. Barros orders Chad out of the ring, and he releases her, but Zane is there to take over. He pulls Ravenna up by the ankle and hits a leg-trap suplex. He drags Ravenna to her feet in the corner and lifts her up – BORDER TOSS! Zane covers and Barros counts One…Two…Thr – Ravenna kicks out!
Zane gets to his feet, looking impressed. He sends Ravenna to the ropes and levels her with a clothesline, and then drags her to her feet. He lifts her for a slingshot suplex, but when he drops her on the top rope she gets her feet under her and springs. Ravenna breaks free in the air, rotates, and turns the move into a flying reverse neck breaker! While Barros checks on Zane, Ravenna crawls to her corner. Chad comes in, but Ravenna dives – and makes the tag!
Concrete vaults over the ropes and levels Chad with a clothesline. He rebounds off the ropes and does it again. He rolls Chad to his feet, but Zane is up and grabs him in a full nelson. Chad powders out, and Zane hits a full-nelson suplex, dropping Concrete on his head. Both men are down, and Barros starts the count. Concrete crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up as Zane regains his feet. Zane tries a running kick, but Concrete dodges and he gets hung up on the ropes. Concrete delivers a couple of kicks to the leg, then springs off the second rope and drives a knee into Zane’s temple. He backs off while Zane gets up, and then rushes in, pushes him against the ropes, and sends him across the ring. Concrete goes to the opposite side and springs off the second rope into a moonsault bodyblock. He hooks the leg, but only gets two.
Concrete is up first and hits an Irish whip, but Zane holds on and pulls him into a short-arm clothesline. Zane holds onto the arm and drags Concrete to his feet, and then onto his shoulders. He hits a rolling senton into the corner and makes the tag. The Texpress send Concrete across the ring and nail a beautiful double dropkick. Chad covers, but Ravenna is in to break it up at two. Chad pulls Concrete to his feet and staggers him with European uppercuts, then snaps him over with a suplex and rebound off the ropes with a dropkick to the face. He covers, but again Ravenna breaks it up. The camera zooms in on Concrete’s eyes, and it’s pretty obvious there’s nobody home.
Chad drags Concrete to his feet and sends him to the corner. He gets up a head of steam and hits a somersault dropkick, landing on his feet and making the tag. Zane lifts Concrete as Chad goes to the top rope – Dropkick Device! Zane covers, and Barros counts One…Two..Thr – Ravenna dives in to break it up. Zane sends Concrete to the ropes and snaps him over with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but again Ravenna breaks it up. Zane pulls Concrete to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Concrete ducks a clothesline and grabs the top rope to stop his momentum. He rolls along the ropes and reaches out to make the tag.
Ravenna springboards off the top rope and takes Zane down with a hurricanrana. He kicks out before Barros even gets in position to count. Ravenna rebounds off the ropes and nails a diving clothesline before he can get up, and then runs up the ropes into a moonsault. She hooks the leg, and this time gets two. Ravenna rushes Zane as he gets up, and shoves him into the corner. She delivers a number of kicks to the ribs, followed by a kick to the face. She vaults over the ropes onto the apron, then hops onto the top turnbuckle. She hooks Zane’s head – DIAMOND DUST! She covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Chad dives in for the save – but Ravenna rolls out of the way and Chad hits his own partner! Chad rolls to his feet, and Concrete slams into him with a clothesline that takes them both to the floor. Ravenna goes back to the top rope – 450 splash! She hooks the leg and gets One…Two…Thr – ZANE KICKS OUT!
Ravenna rolls to her feet and hits the ropes. She nails Zane with a flying forearm as he gets up. She goes back to the ropes – and Zane KILLS her with a spine buster! Zane hooks the leg and gets One...Two...Thr- Ravenna kicks out! Both competitors get slowly to their feet. Ravenna ducks a swing and sweeps the legs. She goes to the ropes and leaps for a leg drop, but Zane rolls out of the way. Zane sends Ravenna to the ropes, then goes to the opposite ropes himself. He doesn't see Concrete make the blind tag, and no one but Barros sees Chad make a blind tag of his own. Zane levels Ravenna with a clothesline, and Concrete springboards off the top rope into a cross body. He hooks the leg, and Barros taps him on the shoulder to tell him that Zane isn't the legal man. Concrete rolls to his feet – and Chad levels him with a missile dropkick. Chad plants Concrete with a suplex and scales the ropes – Suicide Leg drop! He covers for One…Two…Thr – Ravenna pulls him off. Barros chases her out of the ring, and Chad drops an elbow and returns to the cover, getting a long two count before Concrete rolls a shoulder.
Chad sends Concrete hard into the Texpress corner. He follows him in, but Concrete explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Both men get slowly to their feet and Chad throws a Pele kick, but Concrete dodges and he crashes to the mat. Concrete drags Chad up and plants him with the Backwall. He covers, but Zane breaks it up at two. As Barros sends Zane out, Concrete grabs Chad, but eats a European uppercut. Chad hits another one, followed by a number of chops, and sends Concrete across the ring. STO! Chad rolls to his corner and makes the tag.
Zane grabs Concrete and drags him to the corner where he tags his partner back in. Chad scales the ropes and Zane starts to lift Concrete, but Ravenna sprints across the ring, springs onto Zane’s back, and leaps onto the top turnbuckle. She tries to hit a huricanrana on Chad, but he blocks and reverses. Zane drags Concrete out of the way, and Chad KILLS Ravenna with a top rope power bomb! Chad gets up and climbs the turnbuckles in a neutral corner as Zane lifts Concrete – Texas Death Sentence! Chad makes the cover and Barros counts One…Two…Ravenna stirs, but is too far away…Three!
WINNERS, taking the series two falls to one, in 58:37, The Texpress!
LD WILLIAMS vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match – 60 Minute Time Limit
Spin Hansen is announced first and he comes out to the top of the ramp and pauses for a moment and soaks in the cheers. The crowd is squarely behind the Drink and Destroy member. He slaps hands with the fans and poses for pictures as he makes his way to the ring. Spin steps between the ropes and his demeanor immediately changes. He takes off his ring jacket and tosses it to the floor and bounces on the ropes waiting for LD Williams to come to the ring. The OOWF Onslaught Champion LD Williams is announced next and he comes to the ring, to the deafening boos that we are used to hearing for members of The Five. LD ignores them as always and climbs the stairs, wipes his feet, and steps between the ropes. LD hands the title off to the referee, he holds it in the air, then calls for the bell. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and exchange the customary handshake, then circle and lock up.
They lock up in the middle of the ring and LD grabs a side head lock and immediately gets sent to the ropes. On the rebound Spin tries a hip toss, but LD blocks it and grabs Spin’s other arm and slams him in the face with a head but. Spin laughs at LD, then blasts him in the face with a head but of his own. LD staggers away and Spin grabs him from behind and drives him to the mat with an Olympic slam, then grabs an arm bar, keeping his knee down across LD’s shoulder. Spin gets a one count before LD rolls his other shoulder and starts working his way to his feet. As LD gets to his feet, Spin wrings his arm and snaps it, sending LD back to his knees. LD gets up again and shoves his forearm under Spin’s jaw and backs him into the corner forcing the break. The referee calls for a clean break and gets it. The two men move back to the middle of the ring and we continue.
They circle for a moment and lock up again, this time they try to shove one another around the ring, this ends poorly for both of them, as they break and start throwing haymakers. This gets both men a warning LD Williams and Spin Hansen both got their first warning. They do manage to switch things up on the fly and start throwing perfectly legal forearms, then Spin catches LD with another headbutt, this time right to the bridge of the nose, dropping him to his knees. Spin bounds off the ropes and catches LD with a falling clothesline, bending LD in half the wrong way and sending him to the mat. Spin covers, but LD kicks out at two.
Spin pulls LD to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, lifts him and leaves him there for a long time, before falling backward and floating through in to a cover, but LD kicks out at two. Spin pulls LD up and traps him in an abdominal stretch in the middle of the ring, and hammers LD’s ribs with his free hand. The referee asks LD several times if he wants to quit, but LD refuses to give up. Williams gets to his feet and tries to hip toss out of the move, but Spin releases it and takes LD to the mat with a belly to belly suplex, hooks the leg and gets a two count.
Spin pulls LD to his feet and throws him into the corner, then follows him in with a clothesline. Spin sends LD to the opposite corner, then charges in again, but LD steps out of the way and Spin slams sternum first into the corner. Spin staggers back a few steps and Williams grabs him from behind and sets him on the top turnbuckle. LD climbs up after him and hits a TOP ROPE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! LD lands hard on the back of his head and takes a moment to regroup, then covers LD. The referee hits the mat, one, two, thr….NO! Spin shoots his shoulder up at two!
LD gets to his feet and hammers Spin with several kicks to the face. He pulls Spin to his knees and rocks him with a European uppercut sending him back to the mat. LD grabs Spin’s legs and lands several stiff kicks to his hamstrings, then wraps him up and turns him over in a sharpshooter! Spin tries to grab Williams’ foot and get out of the move, but LD won’t let him, and he leans back further. Spin inches toward the ropes, and after several minutes of sheer agony, he grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. Spin Hansen has used his first rope break
LD drags Spin back to the middle of the ring and drops a knee across the small of his back, keeps it planted, then grabs his chin and pulls back, rolling Spin into a bow and arrow! LD can’t keep the much larger Hansen there for long, but as he gets back to the mat, LD grabs a chin lock and pulls back on Spin’s head, adding to his misery by repeatedly crossfacing him. The crowd cheers Spin on, and he slowly works to his feet, lifts LD in the air, and falls backward DRIVING LD to the mat! They both get to their feet rather quickly, and LD tries a clothesline, but Spin catches his arm, traps him in a half nelson and CHOKE SLAMS him to the mat! Spin grabs LD’s leg and flips him over and pounces, trapping him in the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! LD struggles to break free, but Spin locks it in. LD has no choice, he drags himself to the bottom rope and forces the break LD Williams uses his first rope break.
Spin pulls LD up to his feet and lights him up with several chops to the chest. LD breaks his momentum with a rake to the eye drawing another warning LD Williams has his second warning. LD sends Spin to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, Spin catches him with a kick to the chops that sends him to the mat. LD rolls to his feet and Spin scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then grabs his arm and traps LD in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! LD grimaces in pain and the referee asks him if he wants to submit, he does not. LD gets on his feet and reverses it to a pinning position, still trapped in the hold, he gets a two count, but Spin lifts his shoulder before the three. Spin takes LD back to the mat, and traps him again in the arm bar, LD reaches out and grabs the bottom rope LD Williams has used his second rope break.
The time keeper announces that we have just passed the 30-minute mark in this match, and it really seems like these two are just getting warmed up. Spin pulls LD to his feet and slams him face first into the corner, and as LD staggers backward, Spin bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Spin pulls LD up again and whips him to the corner, LD scales the ropes, turns and leaps and catches a charging Spin with a knee right between the eyes. Spin drops to his knees and LD grabs his head, tilts it back, and drops several elbows down across his face, leaving Spin with a bloody nose. LD pulls him up and hooks him, then takes him to the mat with a snap suplex! Williams pulls Spin up again and lifts him and drops him across his knee with a pendulum back breaker, then keeps him there shoving on his jaw and leg, trying to snap him in half! The referee checks to see if he wants to quit, but Spin does not give in. LD shoves him off to the mat, then drops several knees to the small of his back again. LD runs the ropes, but Spin catches him for a SPINEBUSTER, but LD reverses it and SPIKES Spin to the mat with a DDT! LD covers, but Spin gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count Spin Hansen has used his second rope break.
Both men are starting to get a little tired now. LD pulls Spin to his feet and sets him up for the CANADIAN DESTROYER, but Spin lifts him off the mat and reverses it into an ALABAMA SLAM! Spin covers, hooking the leg hard, but LD reaches out and grabs the rope to escape, LD Williams uses his third rope break. That is the final rope break for Williams, you have to wonder at that strategy, only once did he use a break to escape a submission move. Spin pulls LD up and sets him on the top rope and climbs up with him and hooks him for a superplex, but LD holds on and fights the move. Spin lands a couple of punches to the side of LD’s head drawing his second warning from the referee. Spin tries again, but LD holds on and shoves Spin to the mat. Spin gets to his feet and LD catches him with a missile drop kick that sends Spin to the mat, and under the bottom rope to the floor.
LD gets to his feet and waits for Spin to get up on the outside, charges, and dives between the ropes at Spin, but Spin catches him and reverses it into a SPINEBUSTER ON THE FLOOR! LD Williams may be dead! Spin rolls him back into the ring and covers, just as the announcer lets us know that we are down to fifteen minutes remaining. Spin covers LD, but Williams kicks out at two. Spin pulls him up and lifts LD for a power bomb, but LD slips out of it, lands on his feet behind Spin, spins him around and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD pounces on Spin and locks him in the CROSSFACE! Spin tries to escape, but he can’t and manages to get his foot on the bottom rope Spin Hansen has used his third and final rope break. LD doesn’t care, he breaks the hold, then pulls a stunned Spin to the middle of the ring and reapplies the hold again! Hansen can’t use the ropes this time, and he is trapped in the middle of the ring. Spin manages to get to one knee, which alleviates some of the pressure on his neck. LD pulls him up and whips him into the corner and tries to follow him in, but Spin catches him with a big boot to the face. As LD staggers away Spin climbs to the middle rope and leaps, and bulldogs him to the mat. Spin rolls him over and covers, but LD kicks out at two.
The announcer tells us that there is only five minutes left. Spin grabs LD and sets him up for another power bomb, but LD slips over his shoulder again and grabs Spin’s arm and tries to take him to the mat for another cross face, but Spin fights it and LD can’t get him down. LD catches him with an elbow to the gut, then slips behind him and hits a bridging German suplex, one, two, THREE!
The referee gets to his feet and……raises Spin Hansen’s hand? Williams looks at the referee in shock and asks what the hell he is talking about. We see the replay on the OOTron and we see that Spin raised his shoulder JUST before the three! Williams shoulders remained on the mat! Folks we have a new champion!
WINNER in 57:49 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Spin Hansen
After the match, LD extends his hand to Spin, Spin hesitates for a moment, but then shakes it. LD leaves the ring and heads to the back while Spin celebrates with his championship in the middle of the ring.
POE & STANK vs. DH MAGNUSSON & OUTBACK JACK – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Magnusson and Jack are announced first, and Drink and Destroy come through the crowd are the fans roar their approval. They hop the guard rail and rolls under the bottom ropes and climb to the turnbuckles and make the universal “we want the titles” sign, and the crowd erupts. The Five members Poe and Stank – your OOWF World Tag Team Champions – are announced and make their way to the ring. Selena is behind Poe, and we can see that the champs are not in a good mood at all. They pause at ringside and hand Selena their titles, then climb into the ring and immediately attack Jack and Magnusson, this one is ON!
Jack and Stank go at one another like men possessed, Stank gets the upper hand with a headbut that sends Jack staggering into the corner. He charges in and CRUSHES him with an avalanche/forearm to the face. Jack falls to the mat, and Stank puts his boot across his throat and chokes him. Meanwhile Poe has Magnusson down on the mat, he drags him to the ropes and puts his throat on the bottom rope and chokes him, then lands several stiff kicks to the back of the head. Poe pulls Magnusson up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big boot to the face. Across the ring, Stank pulls Jack up, and starts to whip him across the ring, then reverses it and sends him shoulder first into the ring post. Jack grabs his shoulder and falls out of the ring to the floor.
Stank turns his attention to Magnusson, and he and Poe put the boots to him in the middle of the ring. The referee starts the five count, and Stank stops and steps out of the ring just before he gets disqualified. Poe pulls Magnusson to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, then drops him on the top rope. Poe bounds off the opposite ropes and catches him with a boot to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. Stank hops off the apron and immediately rolls him back into the ring, Poe covers, but Magnusson rolls his shoulder at two. Poe grabs DH’s leg and hammers the inside of his knee with kicks and knees. He repeatedly drops and elbow across the inside of his leg, then twists his ankle and tags in Stank.
Stank comes in and drops a knee across Magnusson’s leg, then grinds his elbow into his hamstring while he twists his knee. Remember folks, Magnusson once broke his leg in a match, while it may be 100% healed, do they ever heal as well as they were before? Stank pulls DH up and whips him into the Five corner. DH hits chest first and staggers back a bit, and Stank drops him with a hangman’s neck breaker. Stank distracts the referee while Poe hops off the apron, grabs Magnusson’s leg and repeatedly wraps it around the ring post, causing DH to howl in pain.
Stank grabs Magnusson’s arms and drags him to the middle of the ring and drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but DH kicks out at two. Across the ring, Outback Jack is back on the apron, holding his shoulder, and cheering his partner on. Stank pulls DH to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but DH slips over his shoulder and hits a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP on Stank! DH starts the long crawl across the ring to his partner and the crowd goes nuts. He is just about to make the tag when Stank grabs his leg and pulls him back. Magnusson turns over and catches Stank with several kicks to the face, the last one sending Stank to the mat. DH turns over and lunges and MAKES THE TAG!
Jack comes into the ring and the crowd erupts. He takes Stank down with a punch to the jaw. Poe comes in and charges, but Jack backdrops him to the mat, then as Poe gets to his feet, Jack kicks him low and drops him with a leaping leg drop to the back of the head. Stank is back on his feet and he lunges at Jack, but Jack moves and Stank hits the corner. Jack leaps onto the second rope and BITES STANK on the bridge of the nose! Stank howls in pain and shoves Jack off, he rolls through and gets to his feet and Stank charges out of the corner and tries a clothesline but Jack ducks it and heads to the ropes himself and catches Stank with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head. Stank falls throat first on the middle rope, Jack gets a running start and leaps onto the back of Stank’s head, choking him on the ropes. Stank falls backward into the ring, and Jack bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest, then covers, but Stank kicks out at two.
Jack pulls Stank to his feet and wrings his arm, and tags in Magnusson. DH comes in and nearly takes Stank’s head off with a clothesline. He covers again, but this time Poe comes in and breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head. The referee quickly ushers Poe out of the ring and warns Jack about coming in, trying to maintain some control in this match. Magnusson pulls Stank to his feet and scoops him up and slams him, then bounds off the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Stank rolls out of the way and Magnusson gets nothing but mat. Stank gets to his feet and tags in Poe, and DH tags Jack back in. Jack charges across the ring takes Poe over the ropes with a clothesline. Both men fall to the floor. Jack is up first, and he slams Poe’s head into the Algerian Announce Table. When he turns around, Stank reaches behind the ring post and grabs Jack’s arm and YANKS HIM FACE AND SHOULDER FIRST into the ring post! There is an audible THUD as skin meets steel, and Jack falls to the floor holding his shoulder and face.
Poe rolls him back into the ring and drops several knees across that injured shoulder, then wrings his arm, hammerlocks it, and TRAPS HIM IN A FLYING CHICKENWING! Jack howls in pain, but Magnusson comes into the ring and nails Poe from behind breaking the hold. Poe sends Jack to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with the HIEROGLYPH! Poe covers, but Magnusson breaks it up at two. Poe tags in Stank, then charges across the ring and nails DH sending him to the floor. DH grabs Poe’s feet and pulls him out of the ring, and they trade punches. Inside the ring, Stank looks down at Jack for a moment, he seems to be thinking deeply about something, then he snarls, pulls Jack to his feet and sets him up and hits a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! Stank covers, and gets the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 16:45 – Poe & Stank
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Ecosystem wanders out confidently, flanked by the mighty Tytan. Moosehead Jack comes to the stage with Firewoman, but he appears to be telling her to stay backstage? Yes, she leaves, but when Jack turns around Eco has a microphone.
Eco: Y'know, that's mighty nice of you Moose. Looking out for your sister when shes in the final stages of realizing the true light of day in this world.
I promised that our latest recruit would rise from the ashes and join our cause tonight to complete the family. And it will happen, whether you want it to or not. The true vanguard of our fight will be fought by those who are willing.
If it is me that you wish to battle, then let us fight. But I resolve that the issue will not be between us tonight.
Moosehead Jack rushes the ring, and this one is ON!
Moosehead Jack enters the ring swinging wildly, yelling something about putting his foot into something, and Eco retreats to the outside immediately. There is no sanctuary for him there though, because Jack follows him out and continues the barrage! Eco is THROWN over the guardrails and into the crowd, and the two throw punches and brawl through the crowd. Chairs are upturned, and Moose SMASHES Eco with a garbage bin!
Sterling Glaw is struggling to find a solution for this, and is close to throwing it out until he realizes both men don't care so he follows it out to try and break it up. Doesn't work though, and he gets a bin to the face for his troubles. Eco finally gets the upper hand, and lands a DDT on the floor! The crowd gasps in incredulation as he and Tytan take advantage of the opportunity to lay in the boots...wait, who's that on the stage?
It's Concrete TG! Well, the masked attacker from the last few weeks anyway! He appears to be watching content, but then walks backstage again after seeing that Eco and Tytan are in control.
Eco drags Moosehead Jack slowly back towards the ring, throwing him under the bottom rope. He makes the cover, but Sterling Glaw is currently unconsciously occupying seat 22B in Section 8 and resting his head in someone’s popcorn. Eco looks around in frustration, and while trying to figure what to do Moose lands a LOW BLOW! He staggers to his feet, and the two start trading slow blows to each others' heads again. Moose gets the advantage when someone appears on the ramp...it's Firewoman! Moose looks back at her and tells her to go backstage, but she's not budging. She seems to be pleading for Eco's safety, but Jack isn't listening and he lands a massive lariat on Eco before rolling out of the ring. What's he got? A chair wrapped in barbed wire and a microphone!
MHJ: My sister didn't need saving. This is going to be on behalf of the Five. Get to your knees, you vagrant hypocrite.
Eco is struggling to one knee, when CONCRETE TG rushes the ring from backstage with a chair! He swings at Moose, who ducks it but rolls out of the ring before anything else can happen. Firewoman quickly grabs his arm and tells him it's time to go before any more important problems arise. They slowly walk up the ramp...
...while in the ring Concrete TG is standing with a chair over Ecosystem, who slowly gets to his feet. Tytan rolls into the ring with a smile on his face, and CTG drops the chair. Ecosystem grabs the microphone Jack dropped...
Eco: I did promise that the newest member of our battle would be revealed tonight. And it's good to see that they have finally gained permission from who it was needed to join our cause...GMtheRick.
<Concrete TG looks confused, visibly mouthing 'What has he got to do with this?' to Ecosystem.>
Eco: The time has come to reveal. Turn to me, Takaken.
Concrete turns around to face Eco, and is suddenly BLINDSIDED by the masked man we've seen for weeks and on the ramp earlier. Wait, does this mean it wasn't CTG? Who was it then?
The masked man picks him up and levels him with the Long Arm of the Law, before Ecosystem and Tytan lift him to his knees to watch the reveal.
Man: [in very distinctive voice] This moment has been a long time coming, where I could reveal my true intentions and join a cause that would allow me to spread the true message needed to fix this federation's deceit of you fans.
For years I was nothing but a joke to you people. When I disappeared, no one thought anything of it. And now that I'm back, your favorite OOWF heroes like this piece of shit right here are going to learn the true meaning of justice in this world. A revolution has just begun, and we are the 3 men who will bring the corruption of this federation to an end.
My name is Tyler Vangarde, and I'm not here to save you. I'm just here to show you the error of your ways.
He rips the mask off to reveal...Voltage?! with a crazed look on his face! He hits Concrete TG with a huge chair shot, then Ecosystem hands him the third of the Trios titles and he, Vangarde and Tytan hold them aloft. They exit to the sounds of an unidentified new theme, and the crowd boos soundly as CTG lays unconscious in the ring, Sterling Glaw remains in someone's seat in the crowd and debris litters the ringside area.
WINNER – No Contest in 5:42
[Edited on 4-26-2010 by mooseheadjack]
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