MidWeek Mayhem (05/19) Live! From Grenada

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Saint George's, Grenada

OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match[/u]
Poe & Stank (w/Selena) vs. Texpress (w/Davin Moreland) vs. Drink & Destroy (w/Wally B. King)

Moosehead Jack & LD Williams vs. Spin Hansen & Chris Evans
Firewoman vs. Matt Folz
Alexander Darling, Alexis Darling, Concrete TG & Ravenna Blue vs. Salvation

Card subject to.........ok seriously, I don't know shit about Grenada. Wasn't there a war there or something? Ollie North?

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*Rick's Office*

A banged up Alexander Darling knocks on Rick's door and waits a moment before entering.

GMtR: Oh jeez, what do you want?

Alexander: Calm down there chuckles. I was just looking over the card and wanted to make a suggestion.

GMtR: Of course you do. I figured you'd be happy at getting a second chance to get your hands on Salvation and it's been a long time since you and your sister tagged together.

Alexander: That's a big whatever for me. She wanted to do this on her own, but I won't deny that I'd like to get my hands on Eco once again. The tag match is whatever. I think you could have made a better card with the people available, but that's not the point.

GMtR: So what is the point? What do you want?

Alexander: I want to see up-close if Firewoman is ready for a shot. She had a very clean match with Ravenna, but I want to see what she does if I'm right there with her. So, I think a match with the history of Matt Folz and Firewoman needs a strong presence in the ring to make sure they wrestle a clean match.

GMtR: You. Want. To. Ref?

Alexander: I do.

GMtR: You?

Alexander: Yes dumbass.

GMtR: Whatever. I'll think about it. Now get out.

*Fade*

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Boarding the HMS Tytanik

***OOC(sorry, couldn't resist the pun)***

Chad Madison walks up the gangplank with his arms around 2 bikini-clad RNSFJ's Zane lags behind.

Chad: Partner, hurry on up here or else you'll be swimming to Grenada

Zane: Shut up and entertain your arm candy. Let me be.

(off in the distance we see Selena and Ai'sha standing, apparently waiting for Poe. Zane approaches them.)

Selena: Oooh, I Smell.... LOOOOOSER! (She grins and giggles and then picks up the bag where Omar keeps his OOWF Tag Team Championship Belt) You want to see it up close one last time? (more giggling)

(Zane wordlessly rips the bag from her hands and in one motion flings it over the railing into the ocean. He walks away and boards the ship leaving the girls stunned in silence, until Ai'sha begins to text away on her cell phone.

Zane boards the ship and re-joins Chad & The RNSFJ's

Zane: Where's Lucy? I could use a massage.

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Highway - You men do not impress me!

Profile - Recon platoon kicks butt.

Highway <Grabs Profile by the nose> If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!

Fragatti - Who invited ya!

Highway - I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?

*Stank pulls out his earbuds and looks up from his Zune HD as SFJ#5 walks in (The NEW SFJ#5 not Stank's old ex). Stank grins while he stares at the latin beauty.*

SFJ#5 - Whatcha watchin?

Stank - Heartbreak Ridge.

SFJ#5 - Mind if I work? I have a question.

Stank - And you arrrrre?

SFJ#5 - I'm sexy female journalist number five.

Stank - Is that so? So Rick finally hired another one.

SFJ#5 - Yes. I've been assigned to The Five.

Stank - Meaning?

SFJ#5 - I only interview members of The Five.

Stank - Okay. What do you want to ask me?

SFJ#5 - Just one question... Who are you?

Stank - What the fuck kind of question is that?

SFJ#5 - The only one that matters, babe. I'll give you some time to think about it before you answer. Later.

Stank - Wait.. What?

*SFJ#5 leaves Stank with a puzzled look on his face. Selena Gomez walks in all pouty.*

Stank - Did you know the girl who just walked out?

SG - I don't pay attention to the SKANKS that walk around here.

Stank - What's the matter with you?

SG - Can I borrow your belt?

Stank - Why don't you borrow Poe's belt?

SG - Zane poopyhead threw Omar's belt into the OCEAN!

Stank - He did WHAT?

SG - SHHHHHH! I don't want Omar to know.

Stank - He's going to find out EVENTUALLY!

SG - Not if you give me YOUR belt. Then he won't know I lost his.

Stank - Then I WON'T have a BELT!

SG - So? What do you care? You can't WEAR it.

Stank - SELENA!!

SG - Okay I'm sorry! I just-- I Just thought you might want to help me.

Stank - Selena I don't know. I really--

*Selena stares up at Stank with puppy dog eyes that would melt the heart of... well Moosehead Jack.*

Stank - For FUCK'S SAKE! Don't look at me like THAT!

SG -

Stank - FINE! Take it. I'll have to find someone to go fish the one you lost out of the Caribbean.

SG - oooh! Like PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN!

Stank - Yes sweetheart... Like that... You wouldn't happen to know if Captain Jack Sparrow was aboard?

SG - I'll see if my peeps from Disney can hook you up.

Stank -

SG -

Stank -

SG -

Stank - Just take the belt.

SG - Right.

[mooseheadjack]

(Tytan is outside with Damon.)

Tytan: That wasn't bad for you first step down the path to Salvation.

Damon: What did you think about the Chair shot for a finishing touch?

Tytan: That is where I have the problem, I wanted perfection your own hands are your best weapon.

Damon: We won the match!

Tytan: Not the way I wanted to win it!

Damon: A Win is a win!

Tytan: Not when I wrestle. Now, drop and start with the push-ups.

Damon: Are you to good to join me?

Tytan: Is that a challenge? You outlast me then the push-ups end.

Damon: If I don't then what?

Tytan: We will have to wait and see. I want you ready for the battle we have coming up.

Now down.

(They begin as the camera fades.)

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Firewoman is WALKING~! with Lucky and Moose on a boardwalk in Trinidad. Lucky is carrying both Moose and Fire's stuff.

FW: I'm just saying it was a bullshit call. We've never had time limits in any matches except Onslaughts and--

MHJ: Well, now we do, I guess. Besides, that way you didn't lose.

FW: What? I was not going to lose, I had her right where I wanted her.

MHJ: Pinning your shoulders to the mat?

FW: Moose.........*Fire is too frustrated with her brother to get the words out*.....never mind. Lucky, is there a reason we're not at the airport? We'll probably be on some stupid puddle jumper powered by a rubber band.

L: We're not taking planes, we're taking a cruise.

FW: Are you kidding?

MHJ: Do you NEVER read memos?

FW: I THOUGHT that's why I hired a valet.

L: I didn't tell you?

FW: No, no you didn't. Is this one of those "Fire isn't going to like it so I'll just 'forget' to tell her" things?

L: Maybe?

MHJ: It's one of those celebrity cruises where fans can pay a shitload of money to cruise with us.

FW: Ugh.

They finally get to the cruise ship. Lucky takes the bags to wherever they go, and Moose starts to head up the gangplank. Fire stays on the dock, looking up.

MHJ: Are you coming?

FW: Are you serious? No way.

MHJ: What?

FW: I'm not getting on that thing. They sink.

MHJ: What? They do not, come on.

FW: No way. NO no no way. I know what happens. I've seen "Titanic"....Look!! It's even got the same name!! Tytanik!!

MHJ:: I wonder how much Tytan paid to get that....

FW: I'll get to the next stop some other way.

MHJ: Uh-huh....and do you know where that next stop is?

FW: ....

MHJ: ....

FW: ......

MHJ: Get on the boat.

FW: Look, I'm NOT getting on that. We'll pull away from port and run straight into an iceberg.

MHJ: An iceberg.

FW: Yes.

MHJ: In the middle of the Caribbean.

FW: .................It could happen.

MHJ: Get on the boat.

FW: No.

MHJ: I WILL carry you on board.

Firewoman crosses her arms defiantly. Moose stares at her, and then starts to walk down the ramp.

MHJ: You asked for it.

FW: Okay!! Fine...I'm on. But if we sink--

MHJ: We're not going to sink.....wait. You've seen "Titanic."

FW: *quietly* Yes.

MHJ: The chick flick?

FW: Look, we had a TV and a VCR, but no cable and Mom only had three movies to watch. "Titanic" was the least objectionable fo the three, and I would play that really loud full blast to drown out the noise of her and her "boyfriends." I have the whole thing memorized.

MHJ: Oh........

Moose grabs Fire by the elbow to "help" her up the ramp. They get to the top and disappear around the corner, towards the registration/check in area.

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Stank is watching the men fish Poe's bag out of the water. Poe comes up beside him.

Poe: Did they get it yet?

Stank: Did they get what?

Poe just grins and looks at Stank with a sideways glance.

Stank: She broke down and told you huh?

Poe: No. I noticed she was being even more careful than usual with it. I knew something was up. Then I came uptop and I see this. So who did it?

Stank: You sure Selena didn't? She's not the bri...

Poe: She'd never.

Stank: Your daughter?

Poe: She may be tempestuous, but she's not that foolish.

Stank: You know who did it.

Poe: A Texan?

Stank: Yup. Not Selena.

Poe visibly clinches his jaw.

Poe: So they have no respect for the Tag Team Championships. Well. Maybe theRick should know about this. I mean, why else would they be challenging? They don't respect the prize. Maybe they shouldn;t get another shot.

Stank: You know I don't like politics. We beat their asses...again. Then we're done with them.

Poe: Perhaps. But I still think I need to have a chat with our, heh, esteemed GM.

Stank: Knock yourself out.

[mooseheadjack]

**SFJ#47 is interviewing L.D. Williams.**

SFJ#47: “L.D., you've been strangely silent-”

LDW: “Strangely?”

SFJ#47: “um...typically silent?...since Matt Folz challenged you to a match. Do you have a response for him.”

LDW: “I can see what Folz is doing. He wants to prove himself, and to do that you go after the big dogs. As far as I'm concerned, he can have the match. I'm not about to start to backing down from challenges now. Whether or not it happens on a PPV, well that's up to the Rick. Since I have this <holds up the Onslaught Title>, and this<holds up the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title>, Rick may have other plans for me.”

SFJ#47: “This week, you are teaming with Moosehead Jack to face former Onslaught Champion Spin Hansen and Chris Evans. Your thoughts?”

LDW: “Spin was a worthy Champion, and when I beat him he was man enough to offer me his hand. For as little as it probably means to him, he's earned my respect. Evans has talent,but he just keeps turning up to annoy me...Maybe it's time I did something about that. The two of them together? As far as I know, and I'm sure the Texpress will correct me, it's the first time they've teamed. Moose and I, on the other hand, have wrestled the occasional match together. I like our chances.”

SFJ#47: “One last question. There seems to be a three-way war developing between Salvation, Sanctum, and the Five. Which group do you think is the bigger threat to the Five's dominance?”

LDW: “Ecosystem and his sheep are a subject for another time. Ravenna, however, I feel bad for. She's tried so hard to rally people to oppose us and...huh.”

SFJ#47: “What?”

LDW: “It just occurred to me. Ravenna's had so much trouble with Sanctum because of us. For all everyone was terrified when we formed, what have we done threaten anyone? We wrestle relatively clean, we win fairly most of the time...Aside from the occasional post match attack, what have we done to motivate people to oppose us?”

**Williams turns and strides down the hall. He drops the Onslaught Title as he kicks open a door. We see Concrete TG stand up and turn around just in time for Williams to drive the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal belt into his face! CTG falls, and Williams kicks him, and then drags him up and KILLS him with the Angel's Wings, driving him face-first through the chair he was sitting on! Trainers and officials flood into the room as Williams collects his titles and turns to the camera.**

LDW: “We are the Five...This is our world...We are its honour...We are its glory....and, when we choose, we are its mercy.

We don't want to save you.

We don't need to save you.

You exist by our whim, and when we choose, we will end you.”

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SFJ: Lionheart, you’re coming off of what many consider to be an upset victory over Moosehead Jack. What are your comments over what he said a few weeks about you not being ready to face him, and about last week being a fluke win?

Evans: Heh. “Fluke win,” huh? I’ll admit that getting a countout victory is not the way I wanna go about doing things, but the fact of the matter is, I beat Moosehead Jack.

Moose is right about one thing. Last time I faced kz, I came up on the losing side. But that’s where that ends. Moose says that we lost because we weren’t ready, and he’s full of shit. When Bryce Larson & myself faced kz, we didn’t lose because of our lack of talent. We had all the talent in the world. No, the reason why we lost was because of our arrogance. Yeah, I admit to that. But times have changed, and so have I.

My pride was my downfall, but I’ve seen the error of my ways, and I’m focused on getting my career back on track. That’s why I joined up with Sanctum, to help make up for errors like that, to make a difference around here.

Now as far as LD is concerned, he’s right. The Five only exist to destroy anyone that gets in their way. They’re the dark, and we’re the light...

Ah you know what, fuck the preachiness. You guys wanna use violence to convey your message? I may have vowed not to attack anyone outside of the ring, but you want a war in the ring, you’ve got one.

*fade to black*

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*Wally B King, escorted by 2 lovely relaxation therapists, leads Drink & Destroy to the gangplank, where SFJ Random Number is waiting*

SFJ: Wally, it seems like no one's talking about Drink and Destroy in the clash of factions in OOWF.

WBK: Just the way we like it. Nobody was talking about the Celtics, and look what happened.

SFJ: Spin, you're teaming with Lionheart Chris Evans, who is relatively unproven.

SH: He's shown he's got the ability. We just have to get it done.

SFJ: Outback Jack, DH Magnusson, you have to face 2 of the best tag teams in OOWF history.

DHM: We've been in some pretty good teams ourselves.

OBJ: The Team From Down Under and The Midnight Sons kicked a lot of ass. Right now, Mags and I are carrying the flag for Drink and Destroy, a faction that has been more than the sum of its parts for a long time. Sanctuary, Salvation, and The Five are all flavors of the month. The Texicans had a nice run, but the bottom line is they should step aside and let Drink and Destroy take care of business.

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A bar on the HMS Tytannik has been converted into the hangout spot of the Five. LD Williams enters the bar...

LDW: Where is ever...

Selena pops out from behind the bar.

Sa-T: Surprise!!!

She then looks behind a curtain, where Moosehead Jack, Poe, Stank, A'isha, and a very disinterested Firewoman are sitting.

Sa-T: You guys, you were supposed to jump out and yell surprise!

Aa-T: We're not four.

Moose stands up and greets his long time friend and partner. They shake hands.

MHJ: Congratulations on your win.

Poe gets up and hands LD a beer.

Poe: The reclaimation project begins.

Poe looks back at Firewoman, holding his beer up.

Poe: May you finish the job very soon.

Firewoman smirks at Poe, leans forward to grab a glass of Jamesons(TM) and holds it up.

FW: Cheers.

[mooseheadjack]

(Tytan is on his cell phone wandering the deck of the ship.)

Tytan: Well I was wondering how long it would be before I heard from you again. So, you have seen what we have been doing with Salvation....I know it is still a way off but I think there is some potential there....I know there is a better way to be doing this....the newest followers still think violence is the way....you say that are not warriors...I think that I can help at least Damon he has the potential to be a warrior and get control of his demons. Tyler I am leaving to Eco. He can try to control him....Who's going to control Eco?....What are you talking about?.....Why we fought the Sanctum he did what?...That doesn't make sense....I fight for his cause since he fought for me. I am loyal and that is it......I will talk to you soon....

Damn....why now? Things are finally making some sense to me.

(Tytan walks off.)

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[Salvation are sitting around in their lockerroom. Tytan walks in as the scene starts.]

Eco: Just in time. We need to have a team chat before this match this week.

Tytan: What's there to discuss? I've been training Damon well. We're a cohesive unit. You and I have teamed together many times. We're a cohesive unit. You and...Tyler...have teamed before as tag champs. We should all work well as a team.

Tyler: What did you mean by that pause? You think I'm not a team player?

Damon: To be fair, you did deliberately lose the match the other week.

Tyler: Who invited you in here? I never agreed to you being part of the team.

Eco: TYLER! Salvation is a cause, not an exclusive sect. Damon's here to help do your bidding and get us to the top of the OOWF again. Whats your problem with that?

Tytan: Yeah, tough guy with your 0-5 record. Whats the problem?

Tyler: You guys start planning. I've got a score to settle somewhere.

[Vangarde walks off.]

Damon: Where's he going?

Eco: I don't know, but I get the feeling I should follow in case.

[mooseheadjack]

*Davin, Samantha, Alexis and Moonbeam are all sitting on Maho Bay Beach in St. John, USVI, a few minutes away from Davin's vacation house*

DM: What day is today?

AD: Sunday.

DM: Sweet.

AD: Why?

DM: Cause we don't have to be in Grenada until Wednesday, and Grenada sucks.

SDM: *bored* Stupid Reagan.

DM: No kidding.

SFJ420: So does ANYONE like, want to talk about Mayhem this week or whatever?

SDM: Not really.

AD: *yawns*

DM: Why? I'm a fucking valet this week, and Lexie's in a bullshit 3-person tag with people other than her tag partner. This is coming off a loss to Tytan and fucking DAMON WRATH, so forgive Davin Moreland if he doesn't give a flying fuck about Mayhem this week.

SFJ420: So, like, Sanctum and Salvation and Five and...

SDM: Don't. Care.

LD: I kinda care.

DM: Why? They don't care about you.

LD: THEY DO TOO!

SDM: Of course they do.

LD: Whatever. Need Margarita.

*Davin hands one over*

SFJ420: I'm surprised you actually promoed.

DM: Me too. Because Gosh Golly I sure do hope I'm an awesome valet this week. What a fucking joke.

SDM: At least we're here and not there. On the Tytanik or whatever. Hey Davin, have you told Firewoman yet?

DM: No. Not for lack of trying. She doesn't want to hear anything I have to say, anyway.

LD: Tell her what?

SDM: Maybe you should talk to Moose instead?

DM: And maybe I should light myself on fire. They'll both be equally as fun.

LD: Talk about what?

SDM: Davin, you should probably tell her before she gets married and whatnot.

LD: Tell her what?

DM: Why? She doesn't care. She wouldn't care anyway, so why should I? You're interrupting my sun.

SFJ420: Word. I'm gonna go see that guy about that thing.

DM: Don't let the cops catch you.

SFJ420: I'm too good for that, man.

*fade*

[mooseheadjack]

(Ecosystem follows after Tyler Vangarde.)

Eco: Listen to me.

Tyler: I do. Frequently.

Eco: Seriously. You're making a stupid decision.

Tyler: You don't think I can take him?

Eco: Of course you can. But I don't think you should.

Tyler: So you're going to try to stop me?

Eco: No. You should stop yourself. Tyler, I have faith in you. Reward my faith. Don't go after Williams.

Tyler: Why, because you like his friends all of a sudden? You know your little girlfriend is engaged, right?

Eco: Voltage.

Tyler: (bristling) That's not my name.

Eco: If it's not, then don't act like it. Puckish does not become Tyler Vangarde. You've been given a second lease on life, Tyler. You should use it to help others achieve the same. If you go after Williams, I will not back you up because we are not like Sanctum or The Five. When you are forwarding our mission, I will back you up. When you are not, I will not. Plain and simple.

Tyler: Fair-weather friend much?

Eco: Real friends are there to save you, not enable you. You know that. Spare me the comebacks.

Tyler: Look...Eco, we go back, and I appreciate what you've done for me, but I can't be--

Eco: What?

Tyler: Well, your...I don't know what...

Eco: Puppet?

Tyler: Yeah.

Eco: You're not. If this was all for me, sure. If this was some cult where you all shaved your head and I kept long stringy hair like that punk over in the E, sure. But if you've learned anything from our time as Defenstrators, you should remember that the biggest mouth doesn't put you in charge of anything.

I'm not your boss. I'm your friend. If you think I've gone back on that, walk out. If you don't, stay.

Tyler: ...

Eco: Well?

Tyler: I mean...you're clearly my friend. I just...I think I'm right here.

Eco: Do one thing for me then. A smaller thing.

Tyler: What?

Eco: Walk around the building. Five times. Breathe slowly. Look at the moon and all around you, and consider the vastness of the world you live in. Then do what you think is right.

Tyler: That sounds like New Age bullshit.

Eco: Just jump in your tucker bag and go, you stubborn jumbuck.

Tyler: There's the Eco I know. Yes, I can do that.

(Eco smiles as Tyler walks off. Tytan approaches.)

Tytan: Any luck?

Eco: Maybe. Tytan, what's your read on the two of them right now?

Tytan: Damon has potential, actually. I had no idea what you were doing with him, but we may have caught him at just the right time.

Eco: And Tyler?

Tytan: (sigh) I know he's your old partner...but he's not getting with the program. He knows it saved him, but he doesn't really want to live it. And...

Eco: And?

Tytan: To be honest, Juni...I question your judgment a little bit.

Eco: (frustrated) Look Tytan...this is not just designed to be an easy task for those already saved. This is a universalist project. Is anything about that unclear?

Tytan: I think there's a time to welcome everyone in with open arms and a time to think about the example you're setting. Don't let the fact that everyone is saying "Salvation" a hell of a lot more than they said "Team Team" means you have more credibility in the ways that matter.

Eco: That's...that's fair.

Tytan: I'm with you. But be smart.

(Eco looks perturbed as Tytan walks off. He then gets a call on his cell phone.)

Eco: Hi, Lauren?...just coming out of a little meeting...listen, can you set up a lunch date with me and Ravenna?...yes, I expect she'll be a bit resistant, but all the same...thanks so much.

*click*

*fade*

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[Vangarde is walking around the building when he runs into LD Williams.]

LD: Heard you were looking to settle some scores.

Vangarde: Uh huh.

LD: Well, here I am.

Vangarde: I don't care about you.

LD: Sure. I'll turn my back and you'll jump me.

Vangarde: You have no meaning to me. You're just another douche with a power complex in this federation. You'll get yours in time. Just not right now.

LD: Well if you're talking like that, I'm certainly up for a fight.

Vangarde: I'm not up for fighting. Not you, anyway. You have nothing I want.

LD: Keep walking then. What have you achieved so far since returning again? Maybe I was right, Eco's the only one of value in your team.

Vangarde: Remember those words, LD. Remember that this week at Mayhem.

LD: Ooh, are you gonna jump me? Lemme guess, you're gonna interfere and throw shit in my eyes?

Vangarde: None of the sort. Just wait, Rick's got a few words to say to you.

LD: What do you mean by th...

Vangarde: I have a score to settle somewhere. Later, LD.

[Vangarde walks off as LD ponders.]

[mooseheadjack]

Firewoman is SITTING~! in GMtheRick's office aboard the HMS Tytanik, looking rather green, and so she is letting Lucky do most of the talking.

GMtR: Seasick?

L: Just a little, I've gotten some prescriptions due to arrive tomorrow.

GMtR: You do? How do you...

L: Rick, my boss would like to protest the inclusion of one Alexander Darling as the 'special referee' for this match.

GMtR: Well, too bad. As much as I hate to admit it, Darling is right. I can't trust that Fire won't go all crazy just yet, and having him there seems to be perfectly good way to test that.

L: Really? You think forcing her to be confronted with the monster that kidnapped her, carved her face, tortured her...you think that's a good way to see if SHE'S recovered? I mean...is there a reason he hasn't be suspended and his title vacated? Because I can cite precedent from --

GMtR: Cite all the precedent you want, I can give you case after case in the OOWF of people doing far worse, yet still being employed.

L: You think that will HELP your case? If we took this to a jury, Rick--

FW: Lucky, stop. That will only make Alexander more of a martyr than he already thinks he is. The only way to really defeat him is to just do it. Next?

L: Fine.....okay, this whole wedding thing. My client--

GMtR: Client?

L: --has some demands, and they are nonnegotiable.

GMtR: Of course she does.

L: *handing Rick a sheet of paper* I think you can see that these are not too bad, really.

GMtR: *takes the paper and looks at it, apparently surprised by how short the list is.* So basically just three people you don't want to be there?

L: Yes.

GMtR: *puts the list aside and almost gets a sympathetic look...almost* But these first two are your parents, Fire. Chris's dad and other assorted family members will be there. Vince and I are flying them in, no problem.

FW: I don't care. If they show, I don't, and I don't care if you fire me.

GMtR: Well.......I had been looking for a way to tell you this, but ... well, your dad refused to come. Something about his house burning down.

Firewoman smirks a bit.

GMtR: And, well...we haven't actually been able to contact your mother, although invitations and details have been sent to last known addresses. You wouldn't happen to know how to get a hold of her?

FW: The last time I saw my mother she was giving a guy a blow job while he took a shit on the toilet in exchange for some crack. So, no. No I don't.

GMtR: Oh...uh...........so....no family there at all?

FW: It's.....it's okay. Moose'll be there. That'll be enough.

GMtR: Okay, if that's what you want....I'll have to see what I can do about the third name. I'll call Vince.

FW: It is a deal breaker.

GMtR: It shouldn't be a problem. Now... go up top and get some air. That usually helps me.

Firewoman and Lucky leave and head out the hallway to the elevators to go to the deck.

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Ravenna is sitting on the deck of the HMS Tytanik, watching the water lap around the boat when her phone rings.

RB: Yes? I'm sorry, Lauren who? Yeah, no I don't know you.

Ravenna looks around the deck of the cruise ship, to see if anyone is making eye contact.

RB: Can you please tell him if he wishes to speak with me, he can do so. Rather than having his secretary call me......Then you can tell his royal messiah-ness that he can come talk to me himself....the boat isn't that big.....thanks.

[mooseheadjack]

Firewoman and Lucky are on the deck and Fire looks a little better after getting some fresh air.

L: So........

FW: Go ahead, ask. You've been dying to since we left Rick's office.

L: About?

FW: Well, if I knew that, I'd just go ahead and answer you. If it's about The Whore, no that technically wasn't the last time I saw her, but Rick doesn't need to know the details.

L: Well, no that wasn't it.....just...... well, you're serious? There isn't ANYONE?

FW: No one I remember, Lucky. After we left Father of the Year's house, we had no contact with anyone. I was six, I don't remember any family. I can't even remember if we had birthday parties with cousins or anything. So I'm guessing we didn't.

L: Wow.........that sucks......

FW: Meh, not really. It just is.

L: .......

FW: .....

L: So....no one?

FW: Stop.

L: It's just...well, someone should be there.

FW: Maybe, but there isn't anyone. Can we just--

L: What?

FW: Huh? Oh, I think....we stayed at what I think was an aunt's house after we left Michigan, but not for very long. I think she was nice. I don't remember, though. Anyway, I haven't seen her since then, so she probably doesn't care if I'm getting married anyway.

L: Oh.....

FW: Oh, don't be so sad. It's fine. Let's have some fun. How 'bout....I'll pick out a cabin boy and you run a book on how long it takes for me to get him back to my cabin.

L: Fine.

[mooseheadjack]

<LD Williams keeps walking around the deck of the ship and runs into Moose. They keep on toward The Five’s cabin when they come across Chris Evans>

MHJ: Well LD look who it is, Chris Evans

<Evans immediately gets ready for a fight, but LD just laughs>

LD: Son, you could get ready all you want, if we decided to attack, there wouldn’t be a damn thing you could do about it

MHJ: Beside, if we destroyed you now, what fun would Mayhem be?

CE: I think it’s a good idea that you two completely over look me. Believe me, I have been the underdog before.

LD: Underdog implies that you have a shot. You and Spin are both good wrestlers, but you are not kz. Despite what those Texas clowns want to think, kz is the measuring stick of the OOWF.

<Moose and LD make it to the Chamber Cabin and walk in and see Fire, Stank and Poe waiting there sitting around with their gold. >

Poe: Good, now that everyone is here, I have something I want to bring up. Does anyone else find it odd that people are paying more attention to Sanctum and Salvation than to the Five?

MHJ: Nope

Stank: This doesn’t bother you at all?

MHJ: Nope

FW: Really?

MHJ: Look around, the only title we don’t have is the world title, and as soon as that piece of shit Darling stops hiding behind Rick, Fire is going to take that. LD, Stank and Poe have already proved that they can take gold whenever they want. Someone might get lucky one night, but they aren’t going to keep us from what we want. Let Sanctum and Sanctuary sit back and bicker over who is going to take us out. In the meantime, we will sit back and control the OOWF. Face it, the OOWF is ours, WE are the puppet masters around here. When we do something, we can sit back and watch them dance. Remember, this is OUR world now.

Trust me.

<The Five raise their glasses and toast that and we fade to black>

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(Ecosystem comes around the side of the boat to Ravenna.)

Ravenna: Your secretary?

Eco: Lauren Phoenix? OOWF veteran?

Ravenna: Before my time. Also--your SECRETARY?

Eco: So, in my defense, I didn't realize we were on a boat.

Ravenna: ...wait, what?

Eco: Someone wrote earlier that we were in our locker room--

(Kayfabe peers out from a window.)

Eco: I mean...I have terrible short-term memory?

(Kayfabe nods and ducks back in.)

Ravenna: Lovely. So what do you want from me?

Eco: You know the answer to that question. The real question is what do you want from me?

Ravenna: I'm not joining Salvation.

Eco: Name your price.

Ravenna: My PRICE?

Eco: Not money, Rav. But what...what could I change. What did you see in me--or my team--that you want back?

Ravenna: You can start with humility.

Eco: Of course. I've said all along that I'm no better--

Ravenna: No no no. You're not giving me a "Once was lost and now am found" humility. Salvation is still based around you and your arrogance. I'm not joining a group that exists to promote you.

Eco: It doesn't have to promote me.

Ravenna: Then it wouldn't be Salvation.

Eco: (rolls eyes) Fine. Let's turn this around. Would you want me to join Sanctum?

Ravenna: What?

Eco: Leaving Salvation, joining Sanctum. Would you like that?

Ravenna: I mean, I wanted you to join. If you did now, you'd have to drop some of this arrog-

Eco: Don't play cute about standards, because I'm not. Juni Muyo wants to join Sanctum and uphold its mission. Accept or reject?

Ravenna: ...Possibly accept. Where are you going with this?

Eco: Dump Gryfon.

Ravenna: Excuse me?

Eco: I like Lexi. I think she's really wrong-headed in support for her sadistic weasel of a brother, as I'm sure you do.

Ravenna: Granted, he needs to exercise more control, it doesn't justify last week.

Eco: Sure, but I like Lexi. Evans is an honorable guy, I can't pretend otherwise. And you...well, you know I do respect you.

Ravenna: Really now, Juni?

Eco: Yes Rav, really. The weak link here is Gryfon. In his confused, self-righteous way, he is inhibiting your mission. Our mission, once you grow to understand your own a little more broadly.

Ravenna: And you want me to cut him loose so you'll join?

Eco: So I'll consider it.

Ravenna: You know I won't do that.

Eco: (laughs) Well, of course. If you were willing to make a serious course correction right now, you'd be in Salvation already. All the same, I look forward to getting my hands on the man this week--and Alexander again, of course.

Ravenna: And me?

Eco: What?

Ravenna: You're facing me as well, lest you forget. You "looking forward" to teaching me a "lesson?"

Eco: Um...no...I don't particularly intend...

Ravenna: You like to quote Biblical passages right? I remember one from my old evangelical neighbors. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

Eco: Matthew 7:3.

Ravenna: Next time you chew us out for missing the bigger picture, remember that. Actually, next time you chew out Tyler for planning a backstage fight while you plot violence in ring, remember that.

Eco: Are you quite done?

Ravenna: You came over here.

Eco: Fine. I'll gladly head out.

(Eco takes a step and Ravenna pops up.)

Ravenna: I didn't answer. No, I'm not done. Recognize this, Juni--there is good to be done in this federation, and internecine warfare will not bring it about. I saw something good in you when I came here. I trusted you, but you have not lived up to the faith I had. Even so, I think you can turn it around. But you have to listen to and learn from your doubts, instead of merely preying on the weakness of others, mentally and physically.

Eco: You know that's not what I'm doing.

Ravenna: I don't know that. Show me.

(Ravenna sits back down.)

Ravenna: Now I'm done.

(Eco sighs quietly and walks off. Ravenna looks after him for a moment, looks perturbed, and returns to watching the waves.)

FADE

[mooseheadjack]

*Still on the boat*

Ecosystem turns around the corner and runs straight into Alexander Darling and Olympic Gold Medalist & America's Sweetheart Shawn Johnson. Eco looks Alex up and down before coming to rest and staring Alex in the face. It almost seems like he's looking past the mask and looking right into Alexander's eyes. Darling cranks his neck before moving Shawn out of the way and he starts looking Eco down.

Alexander: Sadistic weasel, really?

Eco: If the kidnapper fits...

Alexander: At one time, I may have defended myself to you, but not any more. I did what I felt needed to be done at the time. And the fact of the matter is that whatever I do or don't do is no business of yours. It's between myself and Firewoman. That's it. Your attempt...

Eco: It's more than just an attempt Alex. You, better than most, should know that when I put my mind to something, I accomplish that.

Alexander: Like saving me from Poe, right?

Eco: I won't take all the credit, but I do like to think I had a part in that.

Alexander: And you may very well have, but here's the thing about that. I wanted, hell, more than that I knew I needed to be saved from that. You will fail when it comes to Fire because she neither wants it nor will she ever believe she needs it.

Eco: You don't know her...

Alexander: I KNOW HER BETTER THAN ANYONE.

Eco visibly flinches back from the emotion/anger coming from Alex.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't...

Eco: I understand how personal this has been for you, but it doesn't mean you haven't stepped over the lines that I am trying to save the OOWF from. This company needs a cleansing and Salvation can take care of that. I just know that if you...

Alexander: Stop right there Juni. I've played the gang warfare game before. This company won't survive another. Salvation, Five, Drink & Destroy, and even Sanctum will drag this company down another dark path. One it may not recover from. And you being the savior, it's doomed to failure because there's no way you'll ever get through to the true masters of this company. Poe, Moose, Davin, Stank...they're all too stubborn to listen and the only way you can win this fight is to tear out their hearts.

Eco: That's your opinion Alex. I believe this company can be saved. Even if it's just one individual at a time. And it can be done without the methods you seem to think are necessary.

Alexander: I guess only time will tell. But what I can tell you as fact is this. After this week, you WILL stay out of my business, out of my life, and you will realize that I can not, nor do I need to be saved anymore. And neither does anyone in my family. Do we understand each other Juni?

Eco: We do, but we do not agree. And I will not set aside my cause because of you. I will fight for Salvation and if you stand in the way of that, then I WILL be in your business and in your life for as long as I need to be.

*Fade*

[mooseheadjack]

Chad Madison and a half dozen or so RNSFJ's are in the On-Board Hot-Tub on the HMS Tytanik. Rick and Erlana arrive, ready to 'relax' Rick sees Chad and the SFJ's and hesitates.

GMtR: Madison

Chad: Boss! bring the Lil Lady and join the fun. I was just talking to my posse here about how The Texpress plan on recapturing the World Tag Team Championships.

Erlana: (to Rick) Perhaps we should go

Rick: But I've been looking forward to this since we got on the boat. Please?

(Erlana acquiesces and they climg in the hot tub. Suddenly, Zane Myers appears with Snorkeling gear on from under the water.

Zane: (to one specific SFJ) You're right Lucy that's one heck of a scar. (notices Rick and Erlana) Boss. Was planning on stopping by to see you.

Rick: Do we have to do this here? I'm kind of on a break.

Zane: You're in Management. you know that is a 24/7 type job.

Rick: (sighs loudly) What do you want?

Zane: It's what I don't want. Davin at ringside. We need to defeat Omar & Lucas straight up with nothing for them to complain about. Davin is our brother in arms, but he's also a little hot headed. It would be better for you to BAN anyone from ringside than to bring 3 more people into the mix.

Rick: It's pretty much already decided.

Zane: Then at least put an extra referee or three at ringside to control the Seconds.

Rick: (visibly annoyed, waves a hand at Zane) I'll deal with this later, right now I want some quiet and relaxation.

(Zane disappears under water again and a moment later, Lucy giggles just before we fade to black)

[mooseheadjack]

Some time passes. TheRick is still relaxing in the hot tub with Erlana. Texpress has since retired to their rooms (or somewhere) with their ladies. TheRick rests his head back and looks up and sees Poe standing over him.

GMtR: God Dammit I'm on a break!

Poe: I'm not sure covorting with the talent is such a good idea...boss.

TheRick sighs. Selena hops up onto the side of the hot tub and traces her finger in the water as she hums a song to herself.

GMtR: What do you want, Poe?

Poe: Have you given any thought to my request?

GMtR: Yes. Your request to have Texpress removed from the Teag Team Championship match has been denied. Them punking you or your...whatever she is *points to Selena, who looks up with an irritated face at Rick* does not warrant a punishment of that magnitude.

Poe winks at Selena. Once theRick or Erlana are not watching, she pulls out a vile and pours the blue liquid into the hot tub.

Poe: Very well...Boss. It's obvious where your loyalties lie. Make no mistake, if you refuse to punish Texpress for their actions...Stank and I will do so for you. And it will be Much. More. Severe.

GMtR: Good bye Poe.

Poe nods, offers his arm to Selena who skips over and takes it with a smile.

Sa-T: Smile for the Camera Derek.

GMtR: It's THERICK!


Some time later, theRick and Erlana decide it's time to get out of the hot tub. They stand up. Erlana looks at theRick and her face convorts into pure shock and laughs. TheRick looks down and his entire body that was below the water line has been dyed blue.

GMtR: God Dammit! Stop laughing! You're blue too!

Erlana looks down and she too is dyed blue.

Er: I hate this job.

[mooseheadjack]

(Tytan walks the deck as a camera follows he speaks to the camera.)

Tytan: So once again the lines in the field of battle are being drawn. The Sanctum, The Five and of course Salvation.

The Five bumps their chest saying that they are the strongest in this soon to be war.

Sanctum thinks they are the heroes and they are out to do the right thing.

But what about Salvation.

You see we are the smartest. We are the ones that are going to use your faults...your short comings and use that to show you where you are wrong. Pride. Pride will each ones downfall.

Moose you say you are the puppet master and will make each one dance the way you want. The thing is that is what you have said time and time again. Remember I have stood toe to toe with you. Your violence and games left me unaffected. I have beat you. In fact we did outsmart you and said we would make sure those tag-titles you had would be taken from you. We did do that. Who is to say we can't do that again. I have always said that your sister was the tougher of the two of you. Is it that she is the smarter of the two of you?

Ravenna there is a place in Salvation for you. This is not about Eco is about what Eco believes and he has made me a better person for it. I was once a monster and Eco has freed me from those ways. Now, I will help him in his cause.

There are others that have not yet chosen a side soon you will have to decide which road you will take.

Salvation is the right way. We will show you that this light is what will save you. We are not perfect but we are still traveling the road that Eco is guiding us down, and I will continue to travel down that path and fight until my body is carried off the field of battle.

We are Salvation and we are here to save you.

(He walks on and the camera watches him walk off where he moves to the right of Eco and the two walk off together.)