OOWF Bloodbath In Paradise 3 PPV

[BookerShark]

Live! From Cozumel, Mexico

OOWF World Heavyweight Title 60 Minute Iron Man Match[/u]
Firewoman vs. Alexander Darling

OOWF World Tag Team Title Two out of Three Falls Match[/u]
Salvation vs. Nothing Happened

OOWF Intercontinental Title Fatal Four Way[/u]
Ravenna Blue vs. The Dead vs. Chris Evans vs. Moosehead Jack

OOWF Onslaught Championship Match[/u]
Stan Fulton vs. LD Williams

Taipei Fence Match[/u]
Poe & Stank vs. Drink & Destroy

Matt Folz vs. Mr. E
Team EVIL vs. Texpress
Spin Hansen vs. Dr. Infieri vs. Concrete TG

Card subject to Arizona invading Mexico

[BookerShark]

Blackened screen and then a blurry picture fades in, gradually clearing up to reveal a photograph of a much younger Alexander Darling and Firewoman, in a ring somewhere, arms raised in victory, while the music fades in A slow fade slide show of photos begins, which looks like a retrospective of Firewoman and Darling’s career together, beginning in Ring of Honor. The next picture is one of Alexander in a school boy roll up, followed by a slide where he is angry and being held back by Austin Aries, clearly their first match where Firewoman broke the rules and beat him. Several slides of other matches continue, some where they were opponents, but many where they were partners, either of official teams, or just in each others corners There’s some candid photos, probably take by Alexis of them as well. All smiles, good times. Fire and Alexis as Shimmer Tag Team Champs, Alex raising both their arms at an after show party.

There’s a photo in an airport in several languages, one of which is English that says “Welcome to Japan” and more photos follow of Pro Wrestling NOAH. Victorious arm raising, and backstage parties. We see Fire and Alex on their separate journeys in Japan but it ends with grainy footage from a street camera of Alex giving Fire her way out of Japan further proving that no matter what they’ve always been there for one another.

Themes shift again and it’s Fire and Alexander at OOWF. The formation of the original DEA as Alex and Fire become allies. Moments are shown from their time as allies including the joking nature of their friendship including Fire’s entrance with the Fire Squad flanking her. The it turns negative as we see Alex’s anguish while handcuffed to the ring as Fire is beaten down by Eric O’ Mac and his allies during the War with Bennett, Moosehead Jack looking on in the background.

It then changes to the formation of Run DEA at Hell on Earth as they attack everyone who comes after them. It culminates with the shot of them with Davin, Phantos, Lucios, and Alexis, in tuxedos and evening gowns, getting out of the limo to hold all five belts high. It’s interspersed with scenes from matches being won, and candid shots of champagne celebrations, but it keeps going back to that, all the time focusing closer and closer on Firewoman and Darling. Finally it holds on their faces, and fades into black.

A flash of pictures shows Davin, Phantos, and Lucios leaving Run DEA, then a photo of Firewoman with Evans and Larson, a photo of Alex frowning, one of Firewoman frowning, and finally a shot of Evans and Larson holding Alexis back while Firewoman swings the blow torch to the back of Alexander’s head. Followed by a shot of Firewoman leaving the ring, and Alexander’s look of shock. There’s a few video clips of the matches between Fire, Alex, and Davin but nothing seems settled between any of them and they come across as just another match even given the history between all three. Then here’s a voice over of Alexander’s promo after Firewoman revealed she was joining her brother, Moosehead Jack, in the Five.

AD: Brother in soul versus brother in blood.

Still photos of Moose and Alexander killing each other, until finally a shot of Moose and Fire attacking Alexis and Samantha in a parking lot, Firewoman walking out of the bar in Philadelphia, Fire waking up in the warehouse, Fire being carved up and tortured, and then black screen and silence as the song grinds to a halt.

A different song starts, showing Fire’s return after being kidnapped and tortured. There’s video of her return where she bullwhipped Alexander. The next video is Moosehead Jack laughing while he carves Alex’s chest and leaves a scar with his initials on it. Then we see the fireball that burns Alexander’s face leading into the recent look of Alexander with the mask and phoenix tattoo on his chest. The slides fade into a dual view of Alex’s new look with the scar on Fire’s forehead before it’s covered by her black bandana. It then moves on to Pick Your Posion. The video of Alexander distracting Fire during her match with Poe is played, followed by Firewoman’s reveal of Sydney, with Alexander’s subsequent freakout plays. Finally the match where Firewoman does finally win the World Championship, with Moose hugging her in the ring, and Alexander looking lost and dejected.

On the last “play with fire” in the song, the camera freezes on the picture it started with, this time ripped in half through the magic of photo shop, and then it is consumed by flames.

We fade back to the original photo of younger Firewoman and Alexander Darling.


We then get the final voice over:
They were once closer than any two friends could be. They considered themselves family until it was all torn apart. The time for blame has gone. We have one last match to settle the score. The champion…Firewoman. The challenger…Alexander Darling. The match, an Iron Person. The show, Bloodbath in Paradise. It will all be over come this Sunday.

And then one last lingering image of Firewoman and Alexander Darling standing side by side as allies before the picture starts getting torn in half.

[BookerShark]

Poe opens the door to his bedchamber, where Selena is standing with her arms crossed, waiting for him.

Sa-T: You LOST!

Poe: It appears that we did.

Poe removes the tape around his wrists before taking off his black gloves.

Sa-T: You SAID you were gonna win ME the belt back for my BIRTHDAY!

Poe: I did. I was wrong. But we will still celebrate your birthday tonight.

Sa-T: We better.

Poe: We only turn eighteen once my dear.

Selena slowly approaches Poe.

Sa-T: So whatcha have in mind? Is it better than winnig me a pretty belt?

Poe: Yes. Yes it is.

Selena smiles and wraps her arms up around Poe's neck. They kiss as Poe uses his foot to close the door.

[BookerShark]

FADE IN on a golf course. The skies are black and it appears there are storms in the area. PAN across the fairway to find The Crusher Stan Fulton addressing a ball approximately 50 yards from the green. It appears he has a pitching wedge.

“Well another pay-per-view is upon us and all eyes turn towards the main event. Alexander Darling challenges the OOWF Heavyweight Champion, Firewoman in their final match ever. Or at least until this storyline comes around again.”

Kayfabe drives a golf cart across the fairway and swings a four iron at Fulton’s head which he just avoids. The cart careens through the shot and ends up in a fairway side water hazard.

“The undercard is wholly packed as well. A best two-out-of-three falls match for the tag titles between Salvation and Nothing Happened. A Fatal Four Way for the IC title between Ravenna, Dead, Evans and Moosehead Jack.

“And a match I cannot wait to watch. A Taipei Fence Match between D&D and Poe & Stank. Hope they have the local bloodmobile standing by for transfusions.

“I hope that match is the semi main event for I will be concentrating on my Onslaught Title defense against LD Williams. Sheikh Rahat has only allowed me two hours to enjoy the scenery here in Cozumel. Then it’s back to the gym and film room.”

Fulton readdresses the ball and pitches the ball up onto the green and watches as the ball rolls off the other side. An audible sigh comes from The Crusher.

“Oh well. Golf was never my strong suit anyway.”

Fulton turns back towards the camera.

“LD, you’re tough son-of-a-bitch and I expect to barely be able to lift my title over my head at the end of the match. And of the Five, I think you’re the only one who isn’t wholly mindwarped about this upcoming wedding. I know you’ve got your head in the game. And so I have to step up mine.

“But make no mistake. I’m done being Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Respect the Opposition. I don’t give a damn about anything except hanging onto this title. Sheikh Rahat’s influence has helped with that. Nothing matters except winning. Nothing.

“So LD Williams, I and Sheikh Rahat will see you in the ring on Sunday night. We will both enjoy the pain.”

FADE OUT

[BookerShark]

*Davin and Alexis are SPARRING~!*

DM: Dammit NO, Alexis. Tytan will just reverse that and drop you on your head.

LD: Oh, he will not.

DM: Will too.

LD: NOT

DM: TOO

LD: NOT

DM: TOO INFINITY!

LD: NOT INFINITY BLACK MAGIC NO ERASING!

*Samantha overhears this apparently and comes in the room*

SDM: Wow. Seriously?

DM: We don't need your help, dear.

LD: Do too.

DM: DO NOT!

SDM: Ok, fucking stop it already. You two, work, and shut up already.

*They spar a bit more. Davin tries something which Alexis reverses into a LETHAL COMBINATION*

DM: Jerk.

LD: Shut up.

SDM: DAMMIT YOU TWO-

DM: Three.

SDM: WHATEVER. This is the first time you have a team on team title shot. And you're both going to blow it if you don't cut this shit. Lexie, you want to win, right?

LD: Obviously.

SDM: Davin, you want to win, right?

DM: We do.

SDM: So fucking stop the bickering already. I swear, Davin. You're turning into Alexander.

DM: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW~!

LD: Yeah, geez, that's not cool, Sammy.

SDM: Ok. Sorry. I take it back.

DM: Good. We're better than this garbage team we're up against, but the cards are stacked against us. Goddamn politics. Goddamn booking committee and their stupid booking. They want to give the newer guys a chance. Fucking FINE. But by all rights, Nothing Happened should destroy Jobberz R' Us for the titles, and restore them to their rightful honor and glory.

LD: But we can't do that...noooooooo...

SDM: So what are you gonna do?

DM: If we're not going to be given an honest shot? We're going to do the one thing we can do best.

LD: Pound of flesh?

DM: Fuckin'-a right. Several pounds. Bloody. Brutal. If we can't win the titles, we're damn sure going to shorten their careers.

LD: The fans want us to win. Hell, the OOWF wants us to win. But if Davin, Moreland and myself...

DM: Thank you.

LD: ...aren't going to be given a fair and logical opportunity, then we need to come away with a trophy of some kind.

DM: Preferably, a broken bone or 10.

SDM: Sounds like you guys are determined to salvage something from this.

DM: Davin Moreland is tired of being a damned afterthought. Davin Moreland is taken for granted. Davin Moreland is the greatest performer in the history of this federation, and Davin Moreland's hand-picked tag partner is probably number two...

SDM: Oh, hyperbole, how I love thee...

DM: This Sunday, at Bloodbath in Paradise *cheap pop*, Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling are going to remind the OOWF why we are who we say they are. And Jobber A and Jobber B motherfucking rookie of the year stealer will pay. Dearly. Trust me.

LD: Yeah...wait...what?

DM: We mean, Namaste.

SDM: Huh?

DM: We mean...COCK-A-DOODLE DOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!

SDM: That's...better.

LD: Yeah.

DM: And that totally sparkles with us.

SDM: When we get back to civilization, you need to see a doctor, dear.

*fade*

[BookerShark]

The Scene comes up in the destroyatorium where Outback Jack and "Dynamite" Danny Taylor sit at a corner booth shareing some liquid refreshement. The camera sneaks in nearbye to catch their conversation.

OBJ: So Wally checked in on DVD for yah, and the docs said he is doing better, he should be back by next mayhem.

DDT nods his head, relief spread across his face.

OBJ: Don't get too comfy mate, we go into a war this Sunday against to of the biggest blowhards in the Five. I need you to be 100% focused on this.

DDT snarls and punches his fist into his palm.

OBJ: Can you be passionate...

DDT nods yes.

OBJ: Can you be willing to fight through the pain....

DDT nods yes.

OBJ: Can you focus your rage into strength....

DDT nods yes.

OBJ: Can you use the weapons they supply us to take a pound of flesh from your enemies....

DDT shakes his head no.

OBJ: (belches) Thats austrailian for that's not the answer I was looking for mate.

In response DDT turns and in one fluid motion puts his fist through the nearbye wall. He pulls his fist back and stares OBJ in the eyes. DDT makes the motion of swinging a weapon and shakes his head no, he then holds up his hands and nods yes.

OBJ: Don't need a weapon because you are a weapon, I can respect that. You bring the skill and leave the mayhem to me.

Jack notices the ninja cam, and motions for DDT to follow his lead. The two members of D&D get close and stare intently into the camera.

OBJ: Stank you leaving D&D could have been forgiven, but claiming you could destroy us, that isn't something i'm taking lightly.

DDT flexes his shoulders and snears.

OBJ: Ambushing Spin, beating up a manager, and not even doing it on your own, real tough big guy. This Sunday you and your freaky pedo buddy are going to learn that you've bitten off more than you can chew, which is saying something with your fat ass.

DDT chuckles at this.

OBJ: I asked for this match, and choose this guy as my partner, but it won't be us you face...

Both OBJ's and DDT's eyes roll into the back of their heads, and when they roll back, a change had come over both of them. A darkness and sense of danger twinkled in their eyes.

Jack: Your going up against Jack of the Hinterlands and the Silent Violence. This sunday it's going to be a bloodbath, and for us it will be paradise..

DDT darts his fist out shattering the camera as we

FADE

[BookerShark]

(Ecosystem is in the single-lightbulb closet set-up. His face is aglow with the television. We see he is watching a repetitive loop.)

At the mention of her name Fire lunges at Eco while Alexander, who has circled around to the same side of the table, grabs his arm to pull him back. Eco turns and gets in Alexander's face and as they trash talk each other, Fire circles around to the table and lights the table cloth. Eco and Darling start to exchange blows, but Fire steps in and blocks, stepping between and backing Eco off a little. Just enough to give Darling room to work. He kicks Eco in the gut and then lifts him up in a crucifix position, as Fire walks calmly around the table, oblivious to the growing flames. As security comes running down the ramp with fire extinguishers, Darling tosses Eco and Fire grabs his head and drives him through the burning table. Crucifix Bomb/Neck Breaker! Security hits the ring with fire extinguishers and put the flames out almost immediately, as Fire stands up and calmly brushes herself off. As the exhaust from the extinguishers fills the ring, Fire's music hits (since she's champ) and red lights make an eerie glow off the exhaust as Fire turns to Darling.

Ecosystem: Five hours.

At the mention of her name Fire lunges at Eco while Alexander, who has circled around to the same side of the table, grabs his arm to pull him back. Eco turns and gets in Alexander's face and as they trash talk each other, Fire circles around to the table and lights the table cloth. Eco and Darling start to exchange blows, but Fire steps in and blocks, stepping between and backing Eco off a little. Just enough to give Darling room to work. He kicks Eco in the gut and then lifts him up in a crucifix position, as Fire walks calmly around the table, oblivious to the growing flames. As security comes running down the ramp with fire extinguishers, Darling tosses Eco and Fire grabs his head and drives him through the burning table. Crucifix Bomb/Neck Breaker! Security hits the ring with fire extinguishers and put the flames out almost immediately, as Fire stands up and calmly brushes herself off. As the exhaust from the extinguishers fills the ring, Fire's music hits (since she's champ) and red lights make an eerie glow off the exhaust as Fire turns to Darling.

Eco: I've been watching this loop for five hours. Making sure it was real. Making sure I have every detail correct.

After everything I did for you, you utterly and completely betrayed me. You aligned with the man who tortured you and left you scarred for life against the man that has done nothing but try to help you.

Even if you disagreed, even if you felt I was misguided, that is absolutely inexcusable. I have committed myself to you so fully--do you remember your first title defense, Fire? Do you remember?

Suddenly, Eco drops flat out, not moving. The referee grabs his arm and lifts it up, it drops. Lifts again, it drops—Fire lets go.

Fire: Oh for gods’ sake, will you fight back!

Fire kicks Eco in the side HARD, and he immediately bounds up, whipping Fire to the ropes, but on the rebound Fire takes Eco to the mat with a shoulder block. Eco flies back and lays out sprawled as though he is dead.

Fire: STOP THAT!
Eco: WHAT? YOU HIT ME SO HARD I’M UNCONSCIOUS!...Wait…

JR: Folks, it would seem as though Ecosystem doesn’t really want to seriously contest this match.
Razz: Well, it makes sense. He wants to be Fire’s guru, he’s happy she won the title! He doesn’t want to take away what makes her happy!

Fire steps atop the turnbuckles looking like she needs to time something perfectly...as Eco stumbles back, she leaps onto the back of his neck and executes a Victory Roll! 1-2-just enough for 3 as Eco kicks out!

Winner in 29:42...and STILL World Champion...Firewoman!

Ecosystem pops, looking as relieved as anyone about the three count. He extends his hand out to Fire as she staggers back up. His pleasure at being the first to congratulate Fire on her first defense makes her suspicious, but she shakes his hand as he smiles. He bails out of the ring and gives her double thumbs up as she takes the title from the referee. She gives him one second look, and then raises the belt above her head as the fans give a loud reaction, an increasing number of them cheers.

Eco: You can choose to believe I was trying to let you win, and then changed my mind but still jobbed to a victory roll. Or you can realize your suspicion was validated, and understand that your title would be MINE now if I hadn't laid down for you after your grueling title match three days before.

Let me be clear, Fire....or, perhaps, Lisa, since I have no cause to respect you. In my own way, I did love you--the way a teacher loves the student wise enough to teach him, you see? But at the end of the day...you're not special. You're as replaceable as the rest.

And in case you haven't noticed, the floodgates may not have opened, but there is indeed a slow drip. First Infieri. Now Dead. And soon, another will join the cause.

Drip. Drip. Drip.

OOWF, are you sick of Firewoman, Alexander, and the rest of the depraved disloyal old guard running the show here?

(Eco gestures to his phone.)

Eco: The lines...are always open. And EVIL never rests.

FADE.

[BookerShark]

(Tytan,Wrath, and Athena are sitting around a table discussing the strategy for the PPV.)

Athena: Do you believe Nothing Happened actually are looking for blood against you two.

Tytan: It is simple they no we have there number so they are going to do the only thing they got left.

Athena: because we are Salvation and you are still searching.

(Fade)

Wrath: Once again we will beat you and once again show you who the better team is.


Wrath: To fight dirty...we can do it too.

Tytan: But we don't need to. We are still going to do it in the ring. Davin once ruled around here. Even though he has been a little down on his luck he deserves respect.

Athena: And that poor Alexis having to team with Davin. I would love to get my hands on her.

(The guys minds wander. Athena smacks the both of them. Everyone laughs.)

Tytan: seriously, nothing Happened we beat you enough already. Can you take the hint and just go away so we can continue defending are titles with Honor.

[BookerShark]

Tytan then walks off to adress the camera.

T: Eco....Eco...you still think I should be by your side with your new allies. Those that want to sell there soul to you. I have done it once. It's not worth it. But also remember you were the one that said I would turn on you. The only thing is Eco you are the one who changed. Now you have your new followers. Enjoy them. They will only lead to your demise.
But be ready Eco I am keeping an eye on you and you keep your game up and I will have to take action because you are not a God.

(He walks off and makes a call on his cell)

Tytan: Look the time has come for you and I to talk.

Fade

[BookerShark]

Three guys are in a Las Vegas house, sitting around a table.

Guy 1: What do you mean you haven't ordered the Pay Per View!?

Guy 2: Don't worry. It's not like they run out of them.

Guy 1: But you have Comcast. You know what idiots they are.

Guy 2 (standing up): Are you saying I purchase my television viewing pleasures from idiots?

Guy 1 (standing up): I'm saying at Comcast you're more likely to find a Darwin Award winner than a Nobel Prize winner.

Guy 2 (slowly sitting back down): Well, you do have a point there. Hey, what's the score of the Reds game?

Guy 1: Washington 7, Reds 1.

Guy 2: EASY winner! Let's go pick up our money!

Guy 3 (looking at his winning tickets): I love you guys!

[BookerShark]

Poe enters the Five's area on the HMS Tytannik. He's carrying Selena in his arms, who's alseep. A'isha is sitting on a couch, playing with a lighter.

Aa-T: Musta had a good time.

Poe: She did. She also didn't get much sleep last night.

Aa-T: I really don't want details.

Poe carries Selena into the bedchamber, then comes back out, closing the door quietly.

Poe: Why are you still up?

Aa-T: It's only midnight, chill out.

Poe sits next to his daughter as she continues to play with the lighter.

Aa-T: Ready for Sunday? Ket's Taipei Fence Matches are notoriously bloody. I can only imagine what one with you, Stank, and Drink & Destroy will be like.

Poe: I'm not sure how to prepare for a match like this honestly.

A'isha grabs an aerosol can of some kind.

Aa-T: And then...it's on to other business right?

Poe: Of course my dear daughter. The first message was delivered loud and clear.

A'isha sprays the can at the lighter, leading to a small spray of fire that she watches almost mesmorized.

Aa-T: Good. It's time for vengeance.

A'isha passes the flame in front of her and looks into the ninja-cam like she knew it was there all the long.

Aa-T: Let it burn.

[BookerShark]

Myers and Madison are walking the streets of Cozumel

Zane: So tell me again why we are facing Ecosystem and Voltage instead of being in the Tag Team Championship match?

Chad: You refuse to apologize to Rick for starters.

Zane: He had it coming.

Chad: See? That's the thing. Gryphon was right.

Zane: Concrete is an idiot.

Chad: But he is right. We've always been about doing things the right way. Facing our opponents straight up and not doing anything out of line. You went Out Of Line So be a man, own it and let's get back in the championship hunt.

Zane:...

Chad:...

Zane:...

Chad:...

Zane:...

Chad: ... So let's go out there and show Eco and Vanguarde

Zane: Los Defensetrators

Chad: ...And there's that.. you know that's not their name anymore.

Zane: That's what they were when we got here. To me, that's who they are.

Chad: We wore masks back then.. You don't see anyone running around calling us Team Aquafina or Phantos & Lucios

Zane:...

Chad:...

Zane:...

Chad:... So let's go out there and put on a tag team wrestling Clinic and Show TEam EVIL why we are The Measuring Stick ....

Zane:...

Chad:... come on.. you know you want too... We haven't done this part in weeks...

Zane:...

Chad:...

Zane:...

Chad:... Fine. I'll finish it.. And that they simply don't Measure Up to The Texpress

Zane:....

Chad: You really need to snap out of it.

Zane: You're right

Chad: I am? ... I mean I am!

Zane:...

[BookerShark]

OOC: Will have limited internet access for next 2 weeks, so as a reminder, OBJ does not drink light beer

*Wally joins OBJ and DDT in the Destroyitarium*

WBK: Good news, Danny. Your mate's doing better. The doc says he's got a good chance of a full recovery.

*DDT smiles*

OBJ: Any word from the Taipei Fence Company?

WBK: Mr. Long Wang and Mr. Well Hung assured me the ring will be set up properly.

OBJ: That's good news.

WBK (pulling some papers from his pocket): Their associate, Mr. Enormous Genitals, emailed me the specs for you to review.

*DDT raises his eyebrows*

WBK: Jack's very particular about Taipei Fence matches.

[BookerShark]

Cut to Stan Fulton opening the door to his dark, supposedly empty dressing room, going down in pain before he can even turn the lights on. The lights coming on to reveal Fulton holding his ankle in pain, and Matt Folz standing over him smiling and holding an axe handle.

MF: Hi Stan.

Fulton snarls, hobbling to his feet and trying to attack Folz, but Folz quickly ducks it and sends Fulton back down with an axehandle shot to the ribs, followed by one to the back.

MF: Now, this is usually where I'd say "it's nothing personal, it's just business", but no one cares about you enough to even hire me.I'm just doing this for fun.Let me say this next part very clearly and very slowly to make sure you understand: I..DO...NOT....LIKE....YOU. Now,you won't have the Onslaught title after Sunday night, in fact I'll be in the back laughing my ass off as LD humiliates you in the middle of the ring. So I can't challenge you for that, what I can do is challenge you to one final match. One I'm not sure you'd be familiar with: a WRESTLING match. Meaning that I want it written into the contract that if you do any of your usual tricks: Outside interference, axehandle, whatever, ANYTHING outside the rules, that you're immeadiately disqualified, suspended for 30 days and barred from any title shots for 6 months. Now, I do realize, as I'm sure you'll point out, that it might be a little hypocritical of me to challenge you to such a match after jumping you in your lockerroom. But I wanted to make sure I had your attention. Now, onto my second piece of business.

Folz grabs a chair and smashes Fulton's ankle repeatedly, you can actually hear the invisible ninja cameramen's cameras picking up the sound of the ankle breaking. Folz goes out to the hallway and yells for a referee to enter. Once the ref arrives, Folz puts on an anklelock and smiles with glee as Fulton taps out.

Winner and new DDT champion: Matt Folz

MF: Now Stan I didn't do this because I care about this title, I could honestly care less. I DID do it because the thought of a talentless waste of space like you holding any title, even a meaningless one like this, turns my stomach. Good luck on Sunday.

Folz smiles, picks up the belt and walks out of the room, running into Selena Gomez in the hallway of Random encounters.

MF: Ms Gomez, how are you?

SG (a little warily): Fine, what do you want?

MF: To be honest, I really don't care about you much. But I found out yesterday we share the same birthday and I wanted to give you a belated present, shake my hand.

Selena looks a little confused as Folz extends his hand, but shakes it anyway as the ref again appears out of nowhere.

MF (clearly exaggerating): AHHHHHHHH< I QUIT, I QUIT, SHE'S BREAKING MY HAND!! I TAP OUT.

The ref shrugs and hands Selena the title as Folz smiles and says Happy Birthday.

Winner and new DDT champion: Selena Gomez

[BookerShark]

Guy 2: You know what would be funny right now?

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Having Outback Jack in this promo drinking light beer.

OBJ: Miller Lite! Best beer EVAR!

Guy 1: That is funny. And breaking kayfabe in so many ways.

Guy 2: Not to mention breaking the fourth wall. Best thing is, the real OBJ won't have Internet access for the next two weeks, so he can't even rip on us and start a feud.

Guy 1: Like we're coming back to the OOWF.

Guy 3: We're not?!? That was the only reason I'm hanging out with you guys.

Guy 2: I thought you loved us.

Guy 3: Oh yeah, that too.

[BookerShark]

Selena looks at her new belt and pets it like a kitty. Then the realization of what this means dawns on her and she runs to Chamber V. She slams the door shut behind her as A'isha looks up from her book.

Aa-T: What the hell is wrong with you?

Selena points to the DDT belt with wide eyes. A'isha slowly puts her book down and walks over to Selena.

Aa-T: You are so screwed.

Sa-T: Where's Omar? Uncle Moose? Mr. Williams? Stankie? Someone has to get this thing off of me!

A'isha can't help but laugh at Selena's panic.

Aa-T: It's Cozumel, where do you think they are? *keeps laughing* How'd you get that thing anyway?

Sa-T: Fatt Rolz tapped to a freakin' handshake.

Aa-T: Why'd you even shake his hand? You can't trust that dude.

Sa-T: I dunno!

A'isha puts her hands on her hips, thinks for a moment ans we can almost see the light bulb go off.

Aa-T: Lay down.

Sa-T: What?

Aa-T: Lay your ass down!

Selena looks at A'isha confused bu does as she says.

Aa-T: Stay still.

A'isha places her foot on Selena's chest. Mysteriously Appearing Referee appears and counts.

1...2...3 Winner and NEW DDT Champion! A'isha al-Takriti!

A'isha picks up the belt and walks back into her room and locks the door. Selena keeps laying on the ground.

Sa-T: Can I get up now?

[BookerShark]

After about twenty minutes, A’isha’s door opens. She’s wearing her wrestling attire (with visibly taped ribs) and on her cell phone.

Aa-T: Hit it.

A’isha walks past a confused Selena without saying a word, carrying the DDT belt. She opens the door of Chamber V and there’s two members of OOWF Security waiting for her and they escort her to the Gorilla Position as “The Kind” by Flyleaf starts to play.

The stage lights on fire as the fans in the Cozumel Arena clamour at this unexpected appearance prior to the Pay-Per-View. A’isha rises from the stage ala Poe and then makes her way to the ring. She tosses the belt into the ring and walks around to the time keeper to grab a mic. She slides into the ring, grabs the belt and begins to speak.

Aa-T: Alexis Darling. I want my shot at you one on one. I believe this should be sufficient enough bait for you. So get out here you bitch!

After a few minutes of silence, “Life is Beautiful” Sixx AM hits and Alexis makes her way t the stage with an amused look on her face. She does have a mic in her hand.

LD: You really don’t want to do this. I’ll break the rest your ribs. That’s a promise. So run back to daddy and hope someone doesn’t kill you for that thing.

A’isha lays the belt down in the middle of the ring and does the world famous “Bring It” motion.

LD: No.

Alexis turns to leave.

Aa-T: Bitchwhore!

Alexis slowly turns back around with a look of disdain in her eyes. She starts to make her way to the ring as the fans cheer.

Russ: Looks like we got an impromptu match before the Pay-Per-View!
Nash: Someone needs to teach these girls that you don’t do anything for free.
Raz: Hear from Hogan yet?
Nash: Shut up Raz, although I do feel the need to insult Double J right now. Maybe I should do to one of his brats like Alexis is about to do here.

A Mysteriously Appearing Referee appears, slides the belt out of the ring and rings the bell as Alexis gets in the ring. A’isha charges Alexis catching her off guard and starts whaling away. Alexis takes a few shots before gathering her bearings and pushes A’isha down. A;isha rolls and springs back at Alexis. Alexis dodges and pushes A’isha face first into the turnbuckle.

Alexis turns A’isha around and chops her to a chorus of “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Alexis then promply buries a knee high into A’isha’s midsection to catch her injured floating ribs. Alexis repeats this three times, before moving A’isha out of the corner and into the middle of the ropes. Alexis Irish Whips A’isha and attempts a clothesline. A’isha rolls under and hits the other rope. Alexis turns to face her as A’isha bounds off the rope and A’isha jumps up and hits a spinning heel kick square to Alexis’ jaw.

Alexis is knocked back and falls out of the ring. Alexis is out for a brief second before coming to and holding her jaw on the ring floor.

Raz: What a kick!
Russ: We’ve heard that Miss al-Takriti is quite proficient with her kicks.

Once Alexis is on her feet, A’isha hits the ropes and charges. Alexis sees this and dives out of the way. A’isha catches herself between the ropes and spins back into the ring. Alexis looks for her, doesn’t see her until A’isha grabs the top rope and dives over the top onto Alexis.

A’isha rolls off of Alexis and quickly climbs the steps. Once Alexis is up again, A’isha dives towards her, but Alexis catches her in a power slam. A’isha’s back arches from the impact. Alexis quickly pulls A’isha up by her hair and whips her hard into the steel steps. A’isha winces in pain ad Alexis slowly stalks towards her. Alesix grabs her hair and slowly pulls her up. We can hear Alexis say “you asked for this” and deliver two hard punches to the ribs. Alexis then rolls A’isha into the ring.

Alexis rolls into the ring and stands over a crawling A’isha. Alexis kicks her hard in the ribs. Alexis continues to stalk her. She pulls A’isha up by the hair once again and locks in a T-Bone Suplex. Alexis snaps the suplex and sends A’isha half way across the ring. Alexis once again slowly walks over to A’isha, once again pulling her up by her hair. She positions A’isha for a back breaker and delivers it hard. She then holds A’isha over her knee and pushes down on her chin and leg.

We can hear A’isha squealing in pain and she flails her arms trying to connect in some way with Alexis. After what seems like forever (like a Randy Orton chinlock), Alexis releases the pressure, but picks A’isha back up and delivers a sidewalk slam. A’isha’s back once again arches from the impact as Alexis just sits there for a moment, deciding what to do to this girl next. Alexis then stands, looks at the crowd with a smile as she moves the hair from her face.

She stands for a moment too long as A’isha grabs her ankle, trips her to the mat and locks in an STF (a real one)! A’isha pulls back as hard as she can as the referee asks Alexis if she wants to quit. Alexis struggles to reach back but finally manages to club A’isha with her fist, causing A’isha to release the hold. Alexis crawls to the ropes and pulls herself up as A’isha squirms towards the ropes herself.

Alexis waits until A’isha has pulled herself up and moved from the ropes and charges with a hard clothesline, turning A’isha inside out. Alexis grunts in frustration and has seemed to had enough of this now. She pulls A’isha up by the hair once again. She whips her into the rope and ducks for a back body drop. A’isha comes of the rope, somersaults over Alexis, grabbing her hair and pulls her back into a neckbreaker!

Alexis grabs her head and rolls out of the ring. A’isha takes this time to re-coop, pulling herself up with the ropes. She watches Alexis start to stand up outside to gather herself. A’isha hits the ropes, cartwheels, plants, and moonsaults over the top onto Alexis to a chorus of cheers.

Both women are down and spent. A’isha manages to crawl to the steps and climb up them. She watches Alexis who continues to lay there. A’isha gets a glimmer in her eye and climbs the turnbuckle.

Russ: What’s she gonna do here?
Raz: I dunno Russ, this girl’s capable of anything.

A’isha sizes Alexis up and leaps into a Shooting Star Press.

Raz: Look out!

Alexis springs up, catches A’isha and TOTALLY AMAZING DIAMOND CUTTER!

BY GAWD A’ISHA’S DEAD!

The crowd starts shouting “HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!” as Alexis flips her hair out of her face as she sits on the arena floor. She turns and looks at A’isha’s lifeless body. She looks at her nails casually as if bored and then leans over to roll A’isha over. She lays back over A’isha as the referee counts.

1…2…3… WINNER and NEW DDT Iron Person Heavy Metal Champion, Alexis Darling!

The referee hands the DDT belt to Alexis who holds it over A’isha before holding it over her head to cheers. She then heads to the back as EMTs come to get A’isha.

[BookerShark]

Poe is sitting in the waiting room at Cozumel's Hospital. Selena is sitting by his side kicking her feet in the air as she reads a magazine. A'isha is wheeled out in a wheelchair, which she quickly tries to climb out of.

Orderly: Hospital Policy Miss.

Aa-T: Fuck you and your policy.

Poe: I apologize for my daughter. She is quite rash.

The orderly nods his head at Pe but says nothing, although he can he heard saying something in Spanish that's likely not too flattering as he walks away.

Poe: What were you thinking?

Aa-T: I got my shot. That's what I wanted.

Poe: You wanted to eat a Dimaond Cutter off the tope rope to the arena floor?

Aa-T: Well I didn't exactly plan that.

Poe: You should have...

Aa-T: Should have what? Let Stan Fulton smoosh Selena into jelly to get his belt back?

Sa-T: I bet he smells like cheese.

Poe and A'isha look at Selena.

Sa-T: Don't fat people smell like cheese?

Poe: Are you okay A'isha?

Aa-T: Yeah, just pretty sore.

Poe: I'm going to have one of my private doctors come and check on you.

Aa-T: Why? The doctors said I'm fine.

Poe: I don't trust Mexican hospitals. You know this.

Aa-T: Yeah but...okay.

[BookerShark]

Poe: In fact, he should be coming in the next few min--

The front door is immediately kicked open.



Dr. Mario: IT'SA ME, DR. MARIO!

Aa-T: No way.

Poe: I've been told he's ranked among the best--

Dr. Mario: I'MA TAKE A LOOK DOWNSTAIRS!



Aa-T: Eh-eh. Ain't gonna happen.

Poe: Listen, I was expecting Dr. House--

Dr. Mario: Oh, he right-a behind me.



Aa-T: ...So I'm still skeptical.

Elsewhere!

Ecosystem is at a Burger King with The Dead, Tyler Vangarde, Dr. Infieri and Lauren Phoenix.



Vangarde: So I don't understand why we're not at Taco Bell.

Ecosystem: We have divested ourselves completely from the vestiges of Salvation. That means no Greek gods, no pre-match handshakes, and no fucking Taco Bell.

Dead: I kind of like the Combo No. 3. You get a lot of food for a pretty good value.

Infieri: Seriously? You seriously would compliment the food of...of the commoners! I guarantee you not one of these slovenly, greasy patrons has heard of--

Phoenix: --Roland Barthes?

Infieri: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I was going to say Francis Bacon.

Ecosystem: All right, DEVIL. Real talk time.

Group: Real talk.

Ecosystem: We have three matches tonight in which we must be prepared to prove ourselves.

My good Doctor Infieri...you are facing a hero who is unconcerned with the gritty work of raising others around him up, and an apathetic nihilist worse than fucking Meursault. Let them feel their own self-destruction in the flesh, the endless despair that is the natural result of their philosophy.

Dr. Infieri: Meursault?

Phoenix: The Stranger? Albert Camus?

Dr. Infieri: Oh. Yeah. Sure.

Ecosystem: Tyler, you will be teaming with me to take on Texpress. As they've alluded to, we've fought them many times in our past when they were Phantos and Lucios, Team Aquafina. We've beaten them before, and we've only improved.

Vangarde: Team Aquafina was a really stupid-ass gimmick.

Phoenix: Keep talking shit, Vangarde, and we're not going to get any sponsorships besides Dasani.



Vangarde: That color scheme is...is just awful.

Ecosystem: And Dead. The most underrated star on our roster, you were denied your chance at the title by Moosehead Jack on Wednesday. Come tonight, you will be denied no longer.

Dead: But I never win Fatal Four-Ways.

Ecosystem: Dead, I am sure you will--

Dead: Also, did we even get Moose back for jumping me in the main event?

Eco: Well, no but--

Dead: Also, whose stupid-ass idea was it to do the team unification in the first match, rather than the main event?

Vangarde: Oh look, Mr. Johnny-Come-Lately wants to dictate the booking all of a sudden.

Phoenix: You know, more viewers turn in in the first quarter-hour--

Ecosystem: DEVIL!

Group: WHAT?

Ecosystem: So we're kind of supposed to be the new dominant team on the block and it would be cool if we could act like it. First of all, I just finished our new logo...



Vangarde: Is that from the Shyamalan movie?

Ecosystem: SECONDLY, we have a huge surprise at the Pay-Per-View that will take this company by storm.

Infieri: Yeah, but I heard Moose might too.

Ecosystem: So?

Infieri: So his surprises are always bigger than ours!

Ecosystem: WELL MAYBE THIS TIME THEY WON'T BE HUH.

Vangarde: Well, we have no particular guarantee--

Ecosystem: Just let me fade out on the logo, k?

[BookerShark]

*Alexander Darling quietly walks out the Nothing Happened locker room, followed by a bewildered looking Fall River's own Angelo Barros. He looks like his eyes are burning. Alexander slings the DDT belt over his shoulder*

Your winner and NEW Iron Person Heavy Metal DDT Champion...ALEXANDER DARLING!! [/quote]

[BookerShark]

Poe, Selena, and A'isha walk into Chamber V after getting back frm the hospital.

Sa-T: Wow, I didn't know mushrooms were also medicine.

[BookerShark]

<Moose is sitting in the back of the Cozumel Arena, alone. The camera remains on him for a long time before he says anything. He slowly holds up his hand…..

….raising one finger>

A punk kid who is determined to make his name despite being in over his head

<raising a second finger>

A woman obsessed with “doing the right thing” and ridding the OOWF of evil

<raising a third finger>

A man hell-bent on seeking revenge for a slight that only he sees

The three of you will stand across the ring from me tonight at Bloodbath in Paradise 3. When that time comes, I have to make a few very important decisions. The first decision I have to make is whether I want to choose tonight to bring the Intercontinental title back to the Five.

The second decision I have to make is, which one of you do I want to destroy?

Do I destroy the punk kid who is determined to make a name for himself? Do I take Chris Evans and prove to the world that he is nothing more than a flash in the pan? That he is nothing more than the flavor of the month? Here today, gone tomorrow. Do I split his skull open, let him see his blood. Do I break his bones and let him feel the pain? Chris Evans, you are in over your head.

Do I destroy the woman obsessed with “doing the right thing” and ridding the OOWF of evil, namely, The Five, and me? Ms. Blue has decided to take up the mantle of resident do-gooder. Ms. Blue has no idea what she is doing. Ravenna, you fail to grasp the same simple truth as your mentor Concrete TG, without evil, there can be no good. Without Moosehead Jack, there can be no Ravenna Blue. I will gladly play your game, and relish in taking you to hell with me.

Do I destroy the man hell-bent on seeking revenge for a slight that only he sees? Do I destroy a man who has decided that he needs to use Ecosystem as a crutch because he can’t stand on his own? Dead, since your return to the OOWF you have talked a lot. At first, you were just happy to be here. Then, you didn’t win quite as much as you hoped, so you started grasping at straws, looking for excuses. You decided that it was the OOWF that was out to get you, that someone must pay for you not having the spot you felt you deserved. What you failed to consider is the fact that, just perhaps, you are not good enough to earn the spot you feel you deserve.

Tonight, someone will pay. Tonight, blood will be spilled, I guarantee that. Tonight, one of you will pay the price. Trust me.

<Moose looks away, then looks back for a moment>

Oh, and Little Alex……<Moose snarls> It is just over three weeks until our match in Blood Pond. It is……touching that you want your dear friend in Firewoman back by your side. It is real sweet that you can just decide that things will be over between the two of you this week, win or lose.

<Moose moves closer to the camera, and almost seethes with rage>

But let me make one thing perfectly clear to you you smarmy little shit, the ONLY way things will EVER be done between us is if you take your last breath in that ring with my blood soaked hands wrapped around your throat.

[BookerShark]

A ninjacam fades into Sanctum’s locker room where Chris Evans is preparing himself for tonight’s match.

Evans: You know, I’ve heard people talking this week saying that this match may be the sleeper match of the night, and with the talent we’ve got in this match, you’d be hard-pressed to argue it.

As for the winner, well, it’s not a matter of if Sanctum wins the Intercontinental championship tonight, but who in Sanctum wins it. That Intercontinental championship belongs to Sanctum, and Ravenna & I intend to keep it that way, even if I have to pin her to make it happen.

Moose made it clear about his opinion concerning Dead, and for once, he & I actually agree on something. Dead has this unhealthy obsession when it comes to me. He feels that somehow, during his absence, I’m to blame for his problems, and that by taking it out on me will somehow make up for everything. Hey Dead, whatever happened in the past between us is finished. Somewhere in that head of yours, you still see me as that same pretentious asshole that I used to be. The fact of the matter is that I’ve changed, so quit your bitching, come down off your cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and fucking get over it!

As for Moose, he promises that one of us is gonna bleed. I say bring it on. You can use your barbed-wire bat to peel the flesh from my bones like a cheese-grater, you can spill my blood all over Mexico, hell, you can curbstomp my face into the concrete until my skull resembles a raw mound of chop meat, and it still doesn’t matter. Fact of the matter is, you may be more experienced than me, you’re possibly more talented than me, and you may be able to beat me, but you will never...ever...break me.

*fade to black*

[BookerShark]

Just minutes before the PPV is about to begin we once again see the following...

Blackened screen and then a blurry picture fades in, gradually clearing up to reveal a photograph of a much younger Alexander Darling and Firewoman, in a ring somewhere, arms raised in victory, while the music fades in A slow fade slide show of photos begins, which looks like a retrospective of Firewoman and Darling’s career together, beginning in Ring of Honor. The next picture is one of Alexander in a school boy roll up, followed by a slide where he is angry and being held back by Austin Aries, clearly their first match where Firewoman broke the rules and beat him. Several slides of other matches continue, some where they were opponents, but many where they were partners, either of official teams, or just in each others corners There’s some candid photos, probably take by Alexis of them as well. All smiles, good times. Fire and Alexis as Shimmer Tag Team Champs, Alex raising both their arms at an after show party.

There’s a photo in an airport in several languages, one of which is English that says “Welcome to Japan” and more photos follow of Pro Wrestling NOAH. Victorious arm raising, and backstage parties. We see Fire and Alex on their separate journeys in Japan but it ends with grainy footage from a street camera of Alex giving Fire her way out of Japan further proving that no matter what they’ve always been there for one another.

Themes shift again and it’s Fire and Alexander at OOWF. The formation of the original DEA as Alex and Fire become allies. Moments are shown from their time as allies including the joking nature of their friendship including Fire’s entrance with the Fire Squad flanking her. The it turns negative as we see Alex’s anguish while handcuffed to the ring as Fire is beaten down by Eric O’ Mac and his allies during the War with Bennett, Moosehead Jack looking on in the background.

It then changes to the formation of Run DEA at Hell on Earth as they attack everyone who comes after them. It culminates with the shot of them with Davin, Phantos, Lucios, and Alexis, in tuxedos and evening gowns, getting out of the limo to hold all five belts high. It’s interspersed with scenes from matches being won, and candid shots of champagne celebrations, but it keeps going back to that, all the time focusing closer and closer on Firewoman and Darling. Finally it holds on their faces, and fades into black.

A flash of pictures shows Davin, Phantos, and Lucios leaving Run DEA, then a photo of Firewoman with Evans and Larson, a photo of Alex frowning, one of Firewoman frowning, and finally a shot of Evans and Larson holding Alexis back while Firewoman swings the blow torch to the back of Alexander’s head. Followed by a shot of Firewoman leaving the ring, and Alexander’s look of shock. There’s a few video clips of the matches between Fire, Alex, and Davin but nothing seems settled between any of them and they come across as just another match even given the history between all three. Then here’s a voice over of Alexander’s promo after Firewoman revealed she was joining her brother, Moosehead Jack, in the Five.

AD: Brother in soul versus brother in blood.

Still photos of Moose and Alexander killing each other, until finally a shot of Moose and Fire attacking Alexis and Samantha in a parking lot, Firewoman walking out of the bar in Philadelphia, Fire waking up in the warehouse, Fire being carved up and tortured, and then black screen and silence as the song grinds to a halt.

A different song starts, showing Fire’s return after being kidnapped and tortured. There’s video of her return where she bullwhipped Alexander. The next video is Moosehead Jack laughing while he carves Alex’s chest and leaves a scar with his initials on it. Then we see the fireball that burns Alexander’s face leading into the recent look of Alexander with the mask and phoenix tattoo on his chest. The slides fade into a dual view of Alex’s new look with the scar on Fire’s forehead before it’s covered by her black bandana. It then moves on to Pick Your Posion. The video of Alexander distracting Fire during her match with Poe is played, followed by Firewoman’s reveal of Sydney, with Alexander’s subsequent freakout plays. Finally the match where Firewoman does finally win the World Championship, with Moose hugging her in the ring, and Alexander looking lost and dejected.

On the last “play with fire” in the song, the camera freezes on the picture it started with, this time ripped in half through the magic of photo shop, and then it is consumed by flames.

We fade back to the original photo of younger Firewoman and Alexander Darling.


We then get the final voice over:
They were once closer than any two friends could be. They considered themselves family until it was all torn apart. The time for blame has gone. We have one last match to settle the score. The champion…Firewoman. The challenger…Alexander Darling. The match, an Iron Person. The show, Bloodbath in Paradise. It will all be over come this Sunday.

And then one last lingering image of Firewoman and Alexander Darling standing side by side as allies before the picture starts getting torn in half.

[BookerShark]

OOWF Bloodbath in Paradise 3
Live! From Cozumel, Mexico

SPIN HANSEN vs. DR. INFIERI vs. CONCRETE TG

Spin is out first, through the crowd as usual. He takes his time a little more this week because of the attack by Fulton after their match on Wednesday. Spin has his ribs taped and hops the guard rail a little more gently and climbs into the ring. Dr. Infieri is announced next and he comes to the ring accompanied by Ecosystem to a loud chorus of boos. Eco keeps him focused and he looks at nothing except the ring. Finally Concrete TG is announced and comes to the ring and the crowd explodes as the OOWF Super Hero sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope.

The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go. Infieri immediately charges at Crete, but Crete side steps and the Doctor hits the corner. Crete peppers him with rights and lefts, Spin joins and they beat Infieri down to the mat. As soon as they stop, Spin grabs Crete and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big boot to the jaw. Spin scoops him off the mat and slams him face first into the corner then pulls him back to the middle of the ring and lifts him for an ALABAMA SLAM but Infieri charges out of the corner and KILLS Spin with a SPEAR! Spin falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor grabbing his ribs in pain. Infieri pulls Crete up and hits a belly to back suplex, and covers, but Crete kicks out at two.

Infieri holds Crete on the mat and drives repeated knees into the side of his head as Eco cheers him on from the outside. Doc pulls Crete to a sitting position and catches him with a spinning front kick to the back of the head that sends Crete to the mat. Infieri bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Crete’s chest and covers him again, but once again Crete kicks out at two. Doc pulls Crete up and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Crete ducks it and reverses it into a crucifix for a two count, but it is broken up by Spin. Hansen pulls Infieri up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a SPINE BUSTER! Spin gets to his feet but before he can do anything Crete plants him with a LUNGBLOWER! Crete lays Spin next to Infieri and climbs to the top rope and hits a MOONSAULT, and covers both of them, but they both kick out at two.

Crete pulls Spin up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a drop kick to the jaw. Infieri is up and Crete catches him with a kick to the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT. Crete floats over and covers, but Spin comes in with an elbow to the back of the head and breaks it up before the referee can even count. Hansen pulls Infieri to his feet but the Doc rakes his eyes and backs Spin to the corner and lands a couple of chops Spin reverses Infierei in the corner and blisters him with chops and punches, then sets him on the top rope. Before he can go up after him, Crete charges in and catches Spin with a high knee to the back that sends him to the mat. Crete climbs the turnbuckles and hooks Infieri, but Spin gets underneath Crete, and POWERBOMBS Crete who SUPERPLEXES Infieri at the same time! Spin rolls Crete up, but he manages to roll his shoulder at two. Spin pulls Crete to his feet and nearly decapitates him with a short clothesline, then grabs Infieri and POWERBOMBS him onto Crete! Spin covers both of them, but to their credit they both kick out at two. Spin pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop. As Crete gets to his feet and staggers against the ropes, Spin charges and takes him over the top rope with a clothesline. Crete hits the apron, then falls to the floor hard.

Inside the ring, Spin waits for Infieri to get to his feet and hits him with his own SPEAR! Spin traps Infieri in the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! Infieri howls in pain but does not tap. Just as it looks like he is about to tap, a masked man makes his way through the crowd, he hops the railing right in front of Concrete TG, grabs Crete and SLAMS him face first into the ring post! Crete staggers backward, his forehead split open. The masked man grabs him and lifts him and hits a PILEDRIVER ON THE CEMENT FLOOR! Oh dear GOD! Crete’s neck twists awkwardly and he lies motionless on the floor in a pool of blood. The referee immediately leaves the ring and checks on Crete and makes the dreaded “X” sign. The masked man hops the rail and escapes through the crowd. Ravenna Blue and Chris Evans along with OOWF Officials and paramedics race to ringside to check on Crete.

While this is going on, Ecosystem slips into the ring with a chair and brings it down HARD on Spin’s ribs. Spin recoils in pain and breaks the hold. Eco lifts the chair and brings it down HARD on Spin’s head, then pulls him up and hits the ENDGAME on the chair. Infieri crawls across the ring and covers, Eco slips out of the ring and yell for the referee to count the pin. Somewhat distracted by what is going on with Crete, and probably wanting to get the match over with already, the referee doesn’t ask any questions and counts the one, two, three!
WINNER in 11:44 – Dr. Infieri

Eco and Infieri leave the ring quickly. Medics put a neck brace on Crete and get him onto a gurney. An ambulance backs into the arena as they rush to get him inside. The fans go quiet as they realize the potential seriousness of the situation. The whole time, Crete hasn’t moved at all.

MATT FOLZ vs. MR. E

Mr. E and Matt Folz are both announced and make their way to the ring, the fans are a little on the quiet side, on one hand, they must still be stunned from what happened to Crete, and on the other, it really doesn’t seem like they have a favorite in this match. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and Mr. E appears to be upset about something, perhaps it was Folz interfering after the match on Wednesday. Folz looks at E and appears to tell him to do something about it, so E does, he drops Folz with a forearm to the side of the head. Folz drops to the mat, but then tackles E, taking him to the mat with a double leg take down.

Folz hammers E with shots to the side of the head, but E reverses it and lands some shots of his own. They trade positions until they are tangled the ropes and the referee forces the break. Folz gets to his feet and moves back to the middle of the ring and motions for E to bring it. E charges in and they lock up, Folz slips behind E and takes him to the mat again and grabs a side head lock, E immediately works to his feet and lifts Folz up and hits an atomic drop that sends Folz to the ropes. E tries a clothesline but Folz ducks it and bounds off the ropes and charges for a clothesline of his own, but E takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Folz pops right up and E catches him with a kick to the gut, then puts his knee against the side of Folz’s head and hits a jaw breaker. E covers Folz, but Folz kicks out before the referee can even get to the mat to count.

E pulls Folz up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a hip toss on the rebound, then lands a drop kick to the back of his head. Folz gets to his hands and knees and E lands a stiff kick to his ribs, flipping him over, then covers for a one count. E pulls Folz to a sitting position and grabs a head lock. Folz works to his feet and backs E into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, and it looks like Folz is going to give it to him, but as he steps away, he throws an elbow that catches E right on the temple and sends him to the mat. Folz drags him out of the corner and covers, but E kicks out at two.

Folz grabs E’s leg and starts working that with kicks and knees to the hamstring and back of the knee. Folz locks in several spinning toe holds trying for a submission, but E refuses to give up. Folz tries to reach in for a figure four leg lock, but E grabs him in a small package for a two count. Both men spin to their feet, but Folz catches E with a kick to the back of the leg that sends him right back to the mat. Folz drops an elbow across E’s chest, and tries to trap him in an Anaconda vice, but E swings his leg up and traps E in a head scissors. Folz can’t escape, but he manages to make it to the ropes and get his foot on the bottom strand forcing the break. E releases the hold and gets to his feet, gingerly, and falls back into the corner.

Folz sees E in the corner and charges in, but E was playing possum, he catches Folz with a European uppercut that rocks his head back and dazes him. E scoops Folz up and PLANTS him with a JUVI DRIVER! E then climbs to the top rope and hits a SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT for a two count! E pulls Folz to his feet and shoves him back into the corner and sets him on the top rope, then grabs his head and DRIVES him to the mat with a TOWER OF LONDON! E rolls Folz to the middle of the ring then hits Super Crazy’s triple Moonsault, he covers, but Folz somehow manages to roll his shoulder at two.

E pulls Folz up and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Folz ducks it, puts on the breaks and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Both men remain on the mat while the referee starts a ten count. Folz gets to his feet at seven and pulls E up and shoves him to the corner and sets him on the top rope. Folz climbs up for a superplex, but E shoves him to the mat. Folz gets to his feet, clears his mind then charges into the corner and scales the turnbuckle, grabs E in a bearhug, and throws him off the top rope with a release belly to belly suplex! Folz crawls across the ring and covers E, hooking the leg hard, but to Folz’s amazement, E kicks out at two.

E pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and Folz charges in for a clothesline, but E backdrops him over the top rope to the floor. Folz hits hard. E waits for Folz to climb onto the apron then hooks him and brings him in with a vertical suplex into a BRAINBUSTER! E floats over and covers, expecting a three count, but Folz kicks out at two. E is stunned and snaps at the referee. He pulls Folz up, slashes his throat and sets him up for the Mr. E Presents! But before he can get both arms hooked, Folz grabs E’s leg and takes him to the mat and traps him in the ANKLELOCK! Folz falls to the mat grapevining the leg, E tries to make it to the ropes, but he is too far away!! After several minutes of agony, E has no choice, he taps out.
WINNER in 20:11 – Matt Folz

ECOSYSTEM & TYLER VANGARD vs. TEXPRESS

Ecosystem and Tyler Vangard are announced first and are accompanied to the ring by Dr. Infieri. They receive a deafening chorus of boos from the crowd, but they all ignore it and make their way to the ring. Eco and Tyler climb into the ring and Eco waits on the apron while Tyler remains in the ring ready to go. “God Blessed Texas” blares over the PA and Texpress make their way to the ring. The chorus of boos immediately evaporate into raucous cheers as Zane Myers and Chad Madison make their way to the ring. They circle ringside, slapping hands, the whole time keeping an eye on Eco, Infieri and Vangard. Finally they climb onto the apron and Myers steps into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Tyler immediately sprints across the ring and attacks Zane from behind.

Vangard slams Myers head into the top turnbuckle, but Zane no sells it and starts shaking with rage. Myers turns around and points to Tyler, Tyler immediately throws some punches that Myers blocks, then Myers grabs him and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a BIG BACK BODY DROP! Myers pulls Tyler to his feet and scoops him up onto his shoulder, then tags in Madison. Myers PLANTS Tyler on the mat with a bodyslam, then Madison springs to the top rope and drops a leg across Vangarde’s chest. Madsion covers, but Tyler kicks out at two.

Madison pulls Tyler to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Vangard reverses it and pulls Madison back, right into a knee to the mid-section, then takes him to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Tyler grabs Madison’s legs and drops a headbut right into the groinal area. Madison writhes in pain, but Vangard holds onto Madison’s leg and tags in Eco. Eco comes into the ring and grabs Madison’s other leg, then make a wish, then roll forward and catch Myers with a double shot to the face that sends him off the apron to the floor. They turn their attention back to Madison, and while the referee isn’t looking, Infieri works his way around the ring and grabs Myers and runs him shoulder first into the stairs.

Eco pulls Madison to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a sleeper hold! Madison struggles, but Eco holds on to the move and drives Madison to one knee. The referee steps in to check, and raises Madison’s arm, it falls once, twice, thre….NO! The crowd roars as Madison keeps his arm up. They cheer him on and he fights back to his feet and frees himself with several elbows to the midsection. Eco and Madison both hit the ropes and each connects with a clothesline sending them both to the mat.

On the outside, Myers gets to one knee, and Infieri is right there to land some kicks to the side of his head. Myers stands up and goes nuts. He grabs the Doc and hammers him with punches and kicks, beating him down to the floor, then pulling him up again and throwing him over the Lebanese Announce Table. Myers continues the assault, choking Infieri with wires and slamming his head against the guard rail. Meanwhile, back in the ring Eco crawls across the ring and makes the tag to Tyler Vangard. Tyler comes in, just as Madison gets to his corner and reaches out for the tag, but there is no one there! Myers is so caught up in punishing Infieri that he is not there to get the tag!

Tyler grabs Madison’s legs and drags him back to the middle of the ring and lands several stiff kicks to the head and face. He pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, scoops him up and drops him across his knee with a back breaker. Tyler pulls Madison to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off his shoulders, occasionally dropping an elbow down on the side of his neck, and raking his fingers across Madsion’s forehead, tearing out stitches until blood runs down his face.

Tyler lets Madison get to his feet then catches him in the gut with a knee that doubles him over, then lands some hard knees to his face. Tyler slings Madison into the corner and stands on his throat. The referee counts, and Tyler releases it at four, then tags in Ecosystem. Across the ring, Myers finally seems satisfied with his beating of Infieri, even though the good doctor is still on his feet. Myers turns to get back on the apron, but Infieri grabs one of the monitors from the wreckage of the Lebanese Announce Table and throws it at Myers, catching him right between the shoulder blades, sending him to the floor in pain.

Inside the ring, Eco comes in and kicks Madison in the chest, then pulls him to the middle of the ring and covers, but Madison kicks out at two. Eco pulls him to his feet and Madison tries a kick to the gut, but Eco catches his foot. Madison tries an enzuguri, but Eco ducks that and Madison falls to the mat. Eco picks him up and lifts him for a belly to back suplex, but Madison flips over his shoulder, lands on his feet, spins Eco around and drops him with a BETTER THAN AVERAGE DIAMOND CUTTER! Madison crawls toward his corner, Myers is doing his best to climb onto the apron, though you can tell he is in pain from the shot from the monitor. Madison reaches out, Myers reaches out, and they are JUST about to tag when Eco grabs Madison and pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Eco pulls Madison to is feet and Chad explodes with punches, kicks, chops, anything to get away and make the tag, but Eco cuts him off with a rake to the eyes then hits the ENDGAME!

Eco staggers back to the corner and tags in Tyler, Vangard comes in and pounces on Madison and locks him in the MANIFESTO! Madison struggles and tries to fight, Myers tries to make the save, but from the outside Infieri stops him, and Eco joins him in beating down Myers. Madison has no choice, he taps out! This has to be an upset!
WINNERS in 17:27 – Ecosystem & Tyler Vangard

Eco quickly rolls back into the ring and gets Vangard to release the hold before they draw the disqualification. Eco collects his followers, and has a strange smirk on his face as they head to the back. Zane Myers rolls into the ring and checks on his partner, and you can see he is livid.

POE & STANK vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Taipei Fence Match

For those of you unfamiliar with a Taipei Fence match, the ring is surrounded by a cage made entirely of barbed wire. Making things even more brutal, the competitors dip their hands in a bucket of glue, then into a second bucket of broken glass, making their fists lethal, glass covered shredding machines. Drink and Destroy are announced first and make their way slowly to the ring while the fans roar their approval. DVD looks a little apprehensive when he sees the monstrous cage, but his charge “Dynamite” Danny Taylor looks ready to go. They dunk their hands in the buckets, then step into the ring. Taylor looks around, almost in wonder, while Jack bounces off the ropes a few times, this is not his first Taipei match for sure. Poe and Stank are announced next, and as usual, the Five members are booed loudly. Stank leads the way and Poe and Selena follow behind. Stank is eager to get his hands glassed up, and seems to be chomping at the bit to get into the ring. Poe follows and looks at Selena, she looks a little concerned. The referee rings the bell, and Stank storms the ring and makes a beeline for Taylor, and this one is underway!

Stank catches Taylor with a shot across the forehead that slices Taylor’s head open. He drops to one knee, and Stank immediately tries to drag his face to the barbed wire. Taylor resists and fights back with a few elbows to Stank’s gut, but Stank slams a fist down on the back of Taylor’s neck, then drags his face into the barbed wire and rakes it across the sharp barbs. Taylor howls in pain as they tear his flesh. Welcome to the OOWF Mr. Taylor. Across the ring, Poe and Outback Jack take turns chopping one another to pieces, leaving cuts on their chest. Poe catches Jack with a knee to the gut, then picks him up by the throat and runs him back first into the barbed wire and leaves him hang there. Jack slides down the barbed wire, howling in pain, leaving a trail of blood as he falls. Jack falls to the mat between the cage and ropes and pulls himself up, Poe charges in and catches him with a boot to the side of the head that drives Jack’s head THROUGH the barbed wire cage! Jack frantically tries to free his head from the barbed wire, but it only tangles more and digs into the side of his neck.

Stank pulls Taylor to his feet and sends him face first into the wire across the ring. Taylor hits shoulder first and the barbs tear a slice into his arm, but he manages to stop himself from rebounding. Stank charges at him, but Taylor catches him with a big boot to the side of the head, then shoves Stank into the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and hammers him with shots to the temple until blood is flowing down the side of Stank’s head. Poe sees his partner in trouble and leaves the tangled Jack, tears a piece of barbed wire off the cage and loops it around Taylor’s head and pulls him down to the mat. Taylor grabs the wire to keep it from slicing into his neck. Stank comes out of the corner and mounts Taylor and hammers him with shots to the side of the head.

Jack finally frees his head from the barbed wire, thanks to some help from the referee, but it appears that he left a piece of his ear hanging on the wire. Jack, blood gushing from his ear, charges across the ring and takes Poe to the mat with a spear, then drags him to the barbed wire, places his face against the barbs and STOMPS the back if his head into the wire. Poe snarls in pain as the metal tears into his skin. Jack gets to his feet, staggers a little from blood loss, then charges across the ring and catches Stank with a knee to the face that sends him sprawling to the mat. Jack, in a rage now, puts the boots to Stank then pulls him up and throws him face first into one of the wooden supports holding up the barbed wire. The board snaps on Stank’s forehead and the big man falls back to the mat.

Jack pulls a long strand of the barbed wire off the cage and wraps it around his leg, then climbs to the top rope. He pauses for a moment to steady himself, then leaps off, dropping a barbed wire wrapped leg across Stank’s chest! The barbs shred Stank’s chest, as well as dig into Jack’s leg, leaving both men writhing in pain. Across the ring, Taylor pulls Poe to his feet and scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then puts his boot across his throat and chokes him out. Taylor backs Poe under the bottom rope and pulls him up so he is between the ropes and the barbed wire. Taylor gets a head of steam and charges across the ring and NAILS Poe with an elbow to the jaw sending him back into the wire, digging the barbs into his back. Taylor nails him with a second, then third elbow, each time the wall of the cage threatens to give, but somehow it holds.

Meanwhile, Jack has pulled himself to his feet and waits for Stank to get to his. Jack charges at Stank but Stank nearly decapitates him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Stank pulls Jack to his feet and lifts him in a military press, then drops him throat first on the top rope, as Jack’s head snaps back, Stank kicks him in the gut and lifts him for a powerbomb, but lifts him a little too hard and Jack goes into the barbed wire roof covering the cage! Jack is being cut to ribbons with each move, but somehow he pulls him onto the roof of the cage and lies there gasping for breath, as blood gruesomely drips into the cage below.

Stank takes advantage of the numbers game and grabs Taylor from behind and runs him face first into the cage. As he rebounds, Stank catches him with a massive SPINEBUSTER, then throws some punches at his face. The punches don’t have quite the same oomph behind them as they used to since all four men have lost an alarming amount of blood. Stank pulls Taylor up and throws him at Poe, who has finally got himself back into the ring. Poe catches him by the throat and lifts him for a chokeslam, but Taylor rakes Poe’s eyes and the big man staggers away. Poe is standing against the ropes and Taylor charges at him and tries a big boot, but Poe moves out of the way and Taylor’s leg goes THROUGH the cage! Poe bounds off the opposite ropes and hits a HIEROGLYPH to the back of Taylor’s head that sends him the rest of the way through the cage! Poe leaves the ring and steps through the wreckage, grabs a piece of the splintered board and tries to gouge Taylor’s eye out.

From inside the ring, Stank reaches up and tries to pull Jack back into the cage, but he can’t get a good grip. Jack pulls off strands of barbed wire and wraps it around his fist and every time Stank reaches up through the cage, Jack reaches down and blasts him in the face with a piece of the barbed wire. Finally Jack slides his legs into the opening and is about to drop into the cage, but Stank catches him! Jack hammers him with barbed wire and broken glass shots to the top of the head but Stank will not loosen his grip! Stank DRIVES Jack to the mat with a powerbomb, keeps his grip and hits a second, then a THIRD! Stank can’t cover though, and he collapses to the mat.

On the outside, Taylor and Poe wail on one another with pieces of wood and barbed wire until both are a hideous mask of blood. Inside the ring, Stank manages to lurch forward enough to get his arm across Jack’s chest. The referee falls to the mat and makes the merciful one, two, three!
WINNERS in 26:17 – Poe & Stank

Poe and Taylor collapse into the wreckage of the cage as paramedics come to ringside and attend to all four men. DVD and Selena stare on in horror as all four are helped to the back. As Poe and Stank get to the top of the ramp, Moose, Fire and LD Williams come out and check on their fallen comrades.

STAN FULTON vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

LD Williams remains on the stage after making sure his brothers are ok, well, as ok as one can be after a Taipei fence match. He is announced and makes his way to the ring, the fans boo loudly, but as usual, LD doesn’t seem to care. He steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. His opponent, “Crusher” Stan Fulton is announced and comes out, as always with the Onslaught and DDT Heavy Metal Titles draped over his shoulder and his axe handle in hand. Sheik Rahat leads his charge to the ring and the big man climbs into the ring, hands his titles and axe handle to his manager and we are ready to go.

The bell rings and the two men meet in the middle of the ring, shake hands and lock up. Fulton uses his weight advantage to push LD into the corner, but when he tries an open hand slap to the chest, LD moves out of the way and makes his way back to the middle of the ring. Fulton moves to the middle of the ring as well and they lock up. Williams grabs a side head lock but Fulton shoves him to the ropes, LD tries an shoulder block, but he bounces off the much larger Fulton and hits the mat. Fulton grabs LD by the hair and pulls him up and scoops him up and hits a fallaway slam that sends LD across the ring. Crusher pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound by the throat, lifts him, and DRIVES him down across his knee! LD writhes in pain on the mat, Fulton covers, but LD kicks out at two.

Fulton waits for LD to get to his feet, then hammers him on the back with a double axe handle sending LD right back to the mat. Fulton uses the ropes and steps right on Williams back, drawing a howl of pain from LD. Fulton steps off of LD’s back and drops an elbow across the small of his back, then grapevines his legs and pulls back while he keeps his weight across his back. LD snarls when the referee asks him if he wants to quit, and fights his way to the bottom rope and forces the break LD Williams’ first rope break.

Fulton pulls LD to his feet and sends him HARD into the corner. LD slams against the turnbuckle and staggers out, right into a big bear hug from Fulton. LD howls in pain as Fulton tries to squeeze the life out of him. LD tries shots to Fulton’s head, but The Crusher just squeezes tighter. LD tries to throw a few more but he fades and starts to go limp. The referee checks his arm and it falls once, then twice, then a thir…..NO! LD manages to keep it from falling a third time, but he still can’t fight free. LD goes limp again, and once again he has to save himself at the last second to keep his arm from falling a third time. Fulton leans forward so LD’s shoulders are on the mat, still squeezing him tight. Fulton gets several two counts, but each time LD rolls his shoulder at the last possible second. LD is fading fast, so he does what he has to do, he jams his thumbs in Fulton’s eyes, causing him to break the hold and stagger around in pain. LD gets a warning from the referee LD’s first referee warning. Williams rolls out of the ring to the floor and gasps for air.

Fulton clears his vision and looks for LD. He spots him outside the ring on one knee grabbing his ribs in pain. Fulton slips out of the ring and comes up behind LD and kicks him in the ribs sending him to the floor. Fulton steps back and yells for LD to get to his feet, as he does, Fulton charges, but LD side steps him and trips him as he goes by, sending the big man neck and shoulder first into the ring steps! The stairs don’t move a lot and Fulton grabs his shoulder in pain. LD rolls into the ring, very content to take a count out win. Sheik Rahat urges Fulton to get to his feet and back into the ring before he loses his title, Fulton makes it in at nineteen, just narrowly avoiding the count out loss. The time keeper lets us know that ten minutes have passed and five minutes remain.

LD goes into attack mode, hammering Fulton’s arm with punches and kicks and headbutts. The big man gets to his feet and backs into the corner, but LD gets his second wind and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE on him. Fulton buys a little time with a shot to LD’s ribs, but LD is right back on him like a wild animal. LD sends Fulton to the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the shoulder that sends the big man to the mat. LD lands hard and takes a few seconds to recover, grabbing his ribs in pain. LD gets back to his feet and pulls Fulton up and drops him with a shoulder breaker DDT! Fulton grabs his shoulder and howls in pain, LD grabs his arm and traps him in a fujiwara arm bar. Fulton quickly works to the ropes and forces the break Fulton’s first rope break.

Fulton tries to slip out of the ring to buy some time, but LD catches him by the leg and pulls him back into the ring, then POUNCES on him and traps him in the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Williams has Fulton trapped in the middle of the ring, he has his shoulder trapped and he is pulling back HARD on his neck, twisting his head as he pulls back! Can Fulton withstand the pain for two more minutes? Williams wrenches his neck back harder and harder, Fulton tries to hold on, but you can see him going pale with pain. Finally Fulton can take no more and he taps out!
WINNER in 14:20 – and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – LD Williams

SALVATION vs. NOTHING HAPPENED – OOWF World Tag Team Title 2 out of 3 Falls Match

Nothing Happened is announced and they make their way to the ring. The fans cheer for Alexis Darling and Davin Moreland, Davin seems to be having a conversation with……..someone. They step between the ropes and Davin, or is it Moreland? Makes it clear he is starting the match. Alexis relents and takes her spot on the outside of the ring. The OOWF World Tag Team champions Salvation are announced next, and Tytan and Wrath come to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. It seems they have won many of the fans over recently. They step into the ring and immediately move to the middle of the ring and offer the handshake of mutual respect. Davin, arguing with himself the whole time, reluctantly does it and Alexis follows suit. Tytan remains in the ring while Wrath hands the titles off to the time keeper, the referee calls for the bell and this one is ready to go!

Tytan and Davin lock up and Davin catches Tytan with a headbutt to the side of the head and sends him to the ropes and tries a big boot to the face, but Tytan ducks it and bounds off the far ropes and takes Davin to the mat with a flying shoulder block. Tytan covers, but Davin kicks out before the referee can even count to one. Both men spring back to their feet and lock up again, this time Davin grabs a side head lock. Tytan lifts Davin and walks him to the corner and sets him on the top rope, slaps him on the back, then walks back to the middle of the ring and motions for Davin to come off the ropes and fight. Davin is less than amused by this and he gets off the top rope and charges at Tytan in the middle of the ring, they lock up and Davin catches Tytan with a knee to the mid-section, then takes him to the mat with a gut wrench suplex. Davin bounds off the ropes and drops a fist right between Tytan’s eyes, and covers, but Tytan kicks out at one. Davin pulls Tytan to his feet and calls for a boot, Alexis gets her foot up and Davin slams Tytan’s head into it. As Tytan staggers, Davin wrings his arm and tags in Alexis, Darling leaps off the middle rope and nails a double axe handle on Tytan’s arm, then arm drags him to the mat and traps him in an arm bar keeping her knee on the side of his head to keep him on the mat.

Tytan fights back to his feet and Alexis tries to send him to the ropes, but Tytan reverses it, Tytan lunges at Alexis for a clothesline, but Alexis slides between Tytan’s legs and pops to her feet behind him. As Tytan stands, Alexis nails him with a spinning heel kick that knocks him off balance, she grabs Tytan and sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick right to the jaw that sends the big man to the mat. Tytan reaches out and tags in Damon Wrath, looking at Alexis with a little smirk.

Wrath comes in and he and Alexis lock up, Wrath slips behind Alexis and takes her to the mat and grabs a side head lock, but Alexis rolls him over so his shoulders are down for a two count before Wrath pushes himself back over to a sitting position. Alexis works to one knee and Wrath really grinds the side head lock in. Alexis fights to her feet and sends Wrath to the ropes, she catches him on the rebound and tries a hip toss, but Wrath blocks it, slams her in the face with a headbutt, then spins it around into an unprettier and drives her face into the mat. Wrath hooks Alexis and turns her over and covers, but she kicks out before the three count.

Wrath pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her into the Salvation corner and charges in with an elbow to the jaw, then tags in Tytan. Tytan comes in and lands several hard shoulders to Alexis’ midsection, then pulls her out of the corner and lifts her for a suplex. Tytan leaves her up there for a long time, then falls back to the mat and immediately floats through and traps her in a Dragon sleeper! Alexis fights the move, but she is fading. Davin Moreland comes in and makes the save with a kicks to the back of the head. Tytan gets to his feet and argues with Moreland, which allows Alexis precious time to recover. When Tytan turns back around, Alexis BLASTS him on the jaw with a superkick, sending the big man to the mat. Alexis lunges and makes the tag to Davin. Davin comes into the ring and goes after Tytan, but he makes the tag to Wrath.

Davin and Wrath meet in the middle of the ring and trade punches, but Davin gets the better of the exchange and bounces off the ropes and takes Wrath down with a discus clothesline. Davin pulls Wrath to his feet and sends him into the corner and follows him in with a back elbow to the chest, then keeps him trapped in the corner and hammers him with elbows to the side of the head. Wrath staggers out of the corner and Davin catches him with a DOLPHIN KICK! Davin pulls Wrath off the mat, lifts him for a suplex, then turns into a JACKHAMMER! Davin tags in Alexis, she heads to the top rope and hits a PHOENIX SPLASH! Alexis covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 13:47 – Nothing Happened, Nothing Happened Leads 1 Fall to 0

Alexis immediately covers Wrath again, but he kicks out at two. Lexie pulls him to his feet and throws him into the NH corner and charges in, but Wrath gets a boot up and catches her on the jaw. Wrath throws an elbow at Davin that surprises him and knocks him to the floor. Wrath charges out of the corner and grabs Alexis around the waist and hits a release spinning German suplex that dumps Alexis on the back of her neck and shoulder. He pulls her up and tags in Tytan. Wrath then sends Alexis to the ropes and drops to the mat, as she leaps over him, Tytan explodes off the opposite ropes and nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR! Tytan covers Alexis, but Alexis kicks out at two.

Tytan pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound in a bear hug, then throws her over his shoulder with a release belly to belly suplex. Alexis rolls out to the floor and lands hard. Tytan slowly leaves the ring to go after her, but Alexis is up first and rolls into the ring. Tytan follows her into the ring, but Alexis slips between the ropes and as Tytan stands up, she catches him with a spring board bulldog, driving him to the mat. Alexis rolls Tytan over and covers, but he kicks out at two. Alexis pulls Tytan to a sitting position and catches him with several kicks to the back, then the back of the head, then nails a falling clothesline that folds Tytan in half and bounces his head off the mat. Alexis covers again, but once again Tytan kicks out at two.

Alexis pulls Tytan up and sends him to the ropes, but she lowers her head a moment too soon and Tytan catches her, lifts her for a powerbomb and turns it into a helicopter slam! Lucky for Alexis she lands close to her corner and is able to tag in Davin. Alexis rolls out of the ring to the floor after absorbing a beating. Davin comes in and throws a punch at Tytan, but Tytan blocks his punch and counters with a chop to the chest. Davin staggers back a few steps and tries a kick, but Tytan catches his leg and takes him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip, then tags in Wrath.

Wrath grabs Davin and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then tries to whip him across the ring, but Davin reverses it and sends Wrath into the corner. Davin charges in and tries a big boot, but Wrath moves out of the way and Davin gets hung up on the top rope. Wrath lands a spinning kicks to the side of Davin’s plant leg that sends him to the mat writhing in pain. Wrath pulls Davin out of the corner and spends several minutes working on his knee, culminating in trapping him in a figure four leg lock in the middle of the ring. Davin howls in pain but refuses to give up. With the crowd cheering him on, he manages to make it to the ropes and force the break. Wrath waits till the referee hits four before he finally breaks the hold. When he does, Davin rolls to the outside and holds his knee in pain.

Wrath follows Davin to the outside, and grabs him to pull him back into the ring, but Davin grabs a handful of Wrath’s tights and sends him chest first into the Sudanese Announce Table! Wrath staggers backward, and Davin grabs him from behind and DROPS him to the floor with a scorpion death drop! Davin rolls Wrath back into the ring and slides in after him and covers, hooking the leg, but Wrath kicks out at two.

Davin pulls Wrath up and sends him to the ropes, Davin is still a little wobbly on his leg, so when he catches Wrath with a powerslam, he can’t immediately capitalize on it. When he does, Wrath once again kicks out at two. Davin pulls Wrath up and traps him in an abdominal stretch, close enough to his corner so he can reach out and tag in Alexis. Alexis come in and catches Wrath with a kick to the ribs, then sends him to the ropes. Alexis tries a drop kick, but Wrath holds onto the ropes and Alexis slams to the mat. Wrath tags in Tytan and he comes in and pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her to the ropes and DRIVES her to the mat with a spinebuster! Tytan covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. Tytan gets to his feet and slashes his throat! He is signaling for the BAPTISM BY FIRE! Tytan scoops Lexie up for the TYTAN DRIVER then tags in Wrath, Damon climbs to the top rope and grabs Lexie’s legs and leaps and they DRIVE her to the mat! Wrath covers, Lexie may be dead, Tytan stands guard to keep Davin from interfering and the referee counts one, two, three!
WINNERS in 29:28 – Salvation – Match tied at one fall each

Wrath flips Alexis over and traps her in the CATTLE MUTILATION and tries for a quick submission win, but Davin comes in and frees his partner with a kick to Wrath’s ribs. Wrath pulls Alexis up and sends her into the corner, then charges in for a shoulder to the midsection, but Alexis hops onto the top rope and Wrath catches his shoulder on the steel. Alexis flips Wrath out of the corner and rolls him up in a sunset flip for a two count. Wrath rolls out of it and gets to his feet and Alexis gets to hers. Wrath tries a clothesline, but Alexis ducks it and hits Wrath with a half nelson suplex sending both of them to the mat. Alexis starts crawling toward her corner, and the crowd chants for her to tag Davin in. Wrath gets to his feet and grabs Alexis’ leg and pulls her up, but she nails an enzuguri sending Wrath to the mat, then lunges and tags in Davin!

The fans explode as Davin comes in and scoops Wrath up and slams him on the mat, Tytan comes in and he gets the same. Davin turns back to Wrath and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Tytan is back up and Davin clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, then waits for Wrath to get up. Davin motions for the REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Wrath stands up and Davin grabs him, but before he can hit it, Wrath shifts and hits a belly to back suplex dropping Davin right on the back of his head! Both men are down and the crowd roars for them both to get to their feet.

Tytan gets back on the apron and Alexis is on her feet in the Nothing Happened corner. Davin gets to his feet first and staggers a little, he pulls Wrath up, but Wrath catches him with a kick to the knee, then plants him with a DDT! Wrath heads to the corner and slowly climbs, but Davin gets up and catches him on the top. The two of them fight it out on the ropes for a moment, and finally Davin is able to hook him and hit a SUPERPLEX! Both men are down, but Davin manages to throw an arm across Wrath’s chest, one, two, thre……NO! Wrath kicks out!

The fans are going crazy as Wrath and Davin fight to their feet again. Davin turns and catches Wrath by the throat for a chokeslam, but Wrath fights out of it with several elbows to the side of Davin’s head. Wrath grabs Davin and sends him to the ropes, and bounds off the ropes himself and they hit dual clotheslines! Once again, both men are down! The referee starts the standing ten count as the crowd roars for them to get up. Just as they are fighting to their feet, Ecosystem, Tyler Vangarde and Dr. Infieri storm ringside! Eco and Tyler pull Tytan off the apron and run him face first into the ring post! At the same time, Dr. Infieri and The Dead slide into the ring and CRACK Davin with a chairs! The referee has no choice, he has to disqualify both teams for outside interference!
WINNER – Double Disqualification at 42:40 – the match ends tied one fall each, Salvation retains the OOWF World Tag Team Titles

Infieri holds Davin and Dead POPS him with a CLOSE THE CASKET! Infieri then throws Davin between the ropes to the floor and Alexis races around the ring to check on her partner. Tyler and Eco throw Tytan into the ring and Eco slams the chair down on top of Tytan’s head. The three of them BLAST Wrath in the face with a chair shot as well and throw him out of the ring to the floor. They slip back into the ring and Infieri and Tyler hold Tytan up and Eco screams in his face. Eco winds up the chair for another shot when Ravenna Blue and Chris Evans storm the ring. Ravenna and Evans get the upper hand, chasing Eco, Tyler and Infieri out of the ring. Ravenna kneels down to check on Tytan, Evans watches the other three back up the ramp, so he doesn’t see the masked man slip into the ring. Evan turns around and SMASHES a bottle on Evans head! He grabs Evans and KILLS him with a PILEDRIVER! Ravenna is quickly on her feet and the masked man leaves the ring and joins Eco, Tyler, Dead and Infieri, he reaches up and slowly pulls his mask off and reveals………BRYCE LARSON! The crowd boos loudly as Team EVIL slowly backs up the ramp laughing.

RAVENNA BLUE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. THE DEAD vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Fatal Four Way

Moosehead Jack is announced first and makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Jake Walker. The crowd roars its disapproval at Moose, but Moose ignores them and rolls under the bottom rope into the corner. The Dead is announced next, and he gets a loud chorus of boos from the crowd as well. They seemed to be ready to embrace Dead when he came back, but he turned his back on them and sided with the increasingly insane Ecosystem. Finally Ravenna Blue is announced and the OOWF Intercontinental champion makes her way to the ring. She says something to the announcer and we hear that, due to injuries sustained from Bryce Larson, Chris Evans will not be able to compete in the match tonight. Ravenna hands her title off and slips into the ring. Without Evans, is this going to be anything more than a two on one beat down?

Dead quickly answers that question. As Moose gets to his feet, Dead POPS him with a CLOSE THE CASKET! Sending him out of the ring to the floor. Dead then turns his attention to Ravenna and smirks an evil smirk. Ravenna charges to the middle of the ring and she and Dead trade punches, Ravenna seems to be in an especially bad mood tonight, and she gets the upper hand on Dead and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a drop kick to the jaw. Dead pops right back up and Ravenna sends him to the corner and climbs to the second rope and gives Dead the Ten Punches of Doom! As she hits number ten, Moose rolls back into the ring and heads to the corner, but Ravenna sees him from the corner of her eye and catches him with a cross body block. The referee hits the mat and counts one, but Dead charges out of the corner and tries an elbow drop across the back of Ravenna’s head, but Rav moves out of the way and Dead drops the elbow on Moose.

Dead gets to his feet and Ravenna catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends him to the corner again. Ravenna charges in for a clothesline, but Dead gets a boot up and catches Rav on the jaw. She staggers to the middle of the ring and walks right into a RANHEI from Moose! Dead grabs Moose before he can cover and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Moose reverses it and catches Dead on the rebound with a powerslam. Moose doesn’t even try to cover Dead, instead he hammers him with closed fist punches to the face. Ravenna gets to her feet and charges at Moose and catches him on the back of the head with a SHINING WIZARD sending him to the mat. Ravenna pulls Dead up and hits an inverted atomic drop that sends Dead against the ropes. Ravenna charges at Dead to clothesline him over the top rope, but Dead ducks it and backdrops Ravenna to the floor! Ravenna hits hard and grabs her back in pain.

Dead turns to look at Ravenna and Moose attacks him from behind, catching him with a running high knee between the shoulder blades. Moose traps Dead on the ropes and hammers him with punches and kicks until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose pulls Dead to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Dead catches him with a knee lift that stands him up, then bounds off the ropes again and takes him to the mat with a clothesline.

Dead holds Moose on the mat, and lands several knees to the side of his head, then covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Dead gets to his feet and lines up a kick to Moose’s ribs as he gets to his hands and knees, but then he sees that Ravenna is on her feet outside the ring. Dead charges, leaps off of Moose’s back and sails over the top rope and crashes into Ravenna sending her slamming back first into the railing! The crowd pops a HOLY SHIT chant at that one. Dead pulls Ravenna up and scoops her up and slams her back first into the ring post then throws her to the floor. Moose steps onto the apron and hits a running elbow drop on Ravenna. As he gets to his feet Dead charges at him, but Moose catches him and drops him throat first on the guard rail. Dead grabs his throat and falls to the floor in pain.

Moose pulls Ravenna up and rolls her into the ring and follows, covering her, but she kicks out just before the three count. Moose pulls her to her feet and chokes her on the top rope, breaking just before the referee disqualifies him. Moose then gnaws on Ravenna’s forehead trying to draw blood. Ravenna staggers away to the corner and Moose charges in, but Ravenna moves out of the way and Moose hits chest first and staggers to the middle of the ring where Ravenna catches him with a Pele Kick sending him to the mat. Ravenna covers Moose, but he kicks out at two.

Dead reaches into the ring from the outside and grabs Ravenna by the hair and pulls her out of the apron until her head is hanging off the apron, then drops an elbow across her throat sending her to the floor on the back of her head. Dead climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring as Moose gets to his feet. The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and a heated argument ensues. The crowd roars for the two of them to tear one another apart, just when it looks like they are about to come to blows, the cheers change to roars as we see Chris Evans come out at the top of the ramp shoving OOWF medical officials, who are trying to keep him from getting into the ring, aside. Evans is wearing a neck brace, but he reaches up and tears it off and tosses it into the stands.

Evans slides into the ring and Moose and Dead both attack, but Evans is a man on fire! He hammers both Moose and Dead with punches and kicks, then grabs Moose by the back of the head and throws him shoulder first into the ring post. Moose hits the steel and falls out of the ring next to Ravenna. Evans turns his attention to Dead. Dead tries to beg off, explaining what he did, but Evans ignores him completely and catches him with a drop kick to the mouth that sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Evans springs to his feet and catches Dead with a kick to the gut, then slips behind him and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX! The move drops Dead on the back of his head, but Evans also hits hard on his neck and both men remain on the mat.

On the outside, Ravenna is up first and she comes nose to nose with Jake Walker. Jake is chomping on a cigar and he blows a cloud of smoke right in Ravenna’s face. Ravenna closes her eyes for a moment, then rears back to take a swing at Jake, but Moose HAMMERS her from behind with a punch to the back of the head. Moose rolls a stunned Ravenna into the ring and pulls her to her feet and sets her up for a HEARTPUNCH! But Ravenna catches Moose with a knee to the gut before he can hit it, then turns to head to the corner for the DIAMOND DUST but runs right into a CLOSE THE CASKET from Dead! Ravenna hits the mat hard and her eyes roll into the back of her head, she may be legit knocked cold. Dead grabs Moose and Evans and tosses them through the ropes to the floor, then falls on Ravenna and covers, one, two, THREE! NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
WINNER in 33:33 – and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion - The Dead