OOWF vs. WWE Wedding Extravaganza! (07/28) Live! F

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/WWE Wedding Extravaganza
Live! July 28th From Las Vegas Nevada

Alexander Darling vs. Chris Jericho
Ecosystem & Tyler Vanguarde vs. CM Punk & Luke Gallows
Matt Folz vs. Edge
Texpess vs. Hart Dynasty
Seamus vs. Sheamus
Poe & Stank vs. Undertaker & Kane
Kz vs. John Cena & Randy Orton
Chris Evans and Ravenna Blue vs. Kaval & Miz
Firewoman & Alexis Darling vs. Gail Kim & Nattie
Salvation vs. Jack Swagger & Drew McIntyre
The Dead vs. Ron Killings
Spin, Jack, and DDT vs. Regal, Santino, & Kozlov
Mr. E vs. Evan Bourne
Stan Fulton & Dr. Infieri vs. John Morrison & Kofi Kingston
Davin & Moreland vs. Big Show & Rey Mysterio Jr

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Poe is being treated in the Infirmary. Selena is helping wipe the blood off his superficial wounds while a nurse stitches up the deeper cuts. A'isha is sitting in a chair, reading a magazine.

Sa-T: I like bloodshed, violence, and carnage as much as the next girl, but don't do this again.

Poe: I do hope this is settled between those goons in Drink & Destroy and brother Stank. I do not wish to do this again.

Sa-T: You now I never got to thank you for my party. How'd you get Sean Paul and Rihanna?

Poe: I told them it was a Caribbean benefit.

Aa-T: That's f*cked up.

Poe: Hey, I donated plenty to Haitian charities, so it more than made up for a little white lie for my Beloved.

Sa-T: You're still gonna be all cut up by Wednesday. We were gonna dress up and look all nice. You too right, A'isha?

Aa-T: I hate weddings.

Sa-T: Come on, it'll fun.

A'isha sits up with a huff and heads towards the door.

Aa-T: Last one I went to sucked too.

A'isha walks out the door. Poe's about to say something but winces instead.

Poe: Easy on the stitches there.

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(A bloodied and beaten Salvation appears it is right after Mayhem.)

Tytan: Eco you and your Minions....(screams)...you have finally shown your true colors. The time has come for what this world as been waiting for a Clash of Warriors like no one has ever seen.

Wrath: The OOWF needs to be ready for the gates of Hell have bet opened and the battle field will flow with blood like no one has seen.

Athena: Evil you have asked for this...I will not be responsible for the bloodshed. You will see at Mayhem what we have planned for you with what we do to thoseWWE chumps.

Tytan: If Evil gets in the way Honor and Heroes will come out on top. If you interfere in any way we will be there. Remember there are more of us then you think.

Wrath: Tyler I am also looking for you. If you try that hold one second to long I will be there.

Fade

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DVD is seen heading towards the destroyatorium. As he approaches, he notices Spin Hansen leaning against the entrance, holding his ribs.

DVD: Spin good to see you man.

Spin: Heh, good to see you back on your feet as well. The boys are inside.

DVD: That was a brutal match, how are they holding up?

Spin: Well the've been drinking for two hours...

DVD: That's not unsuall for Jack.

Spin: Yeah, but he's only had two beers.

DVD: Woah, that's bad, and it's a short turnaround until the joint show.

Spin: No kidding normally I would say facing a bunch of comedy acts would be a gimme, but in the shape we are in, i'm not so sure.

DVD: He don't let this get you down, we'll bounce back. Winning isn't the end all be all, it's how you handle adversety that really shows the character of a man.

Spin: That was surprisingly deep for you.

DVD: Yeah this nurse dame at the hospital "inspired" me to pick up some books while I was laid up. (a sly smile crosses DVD's face)

Spin: HA! Now that sounds like an interesting story, let's join the boys and you can tell me all about it.

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We fade out of Tytan and Wrath's super-intense promo...

...where The Dead, Ecosystem, Vangarde, Infieri, Larson and Lauren Phoenix are having a BIG FUN PARTY!



With balloons!



And cakes shaped like pirates!



And Wade Barrett!

Dr. Infieri: Wait, Wade Barrett?

Wade Barrett: Mr. Muyo, I just wanted to congratulate you and your fellow agents of change on your very successful performance on pay-per-view.

Eco: Thank you, and my best wishes to you and the Nexus coming up. As you know, I've seen to it that Mr. Danielson is gainfully employed in my sister company, and I hope to see him rejoin you soon.

Barrett: We are indeed grateful for that. And we look forward to seeing you on Wednesday. (Big, exaggerated wink.)

Eco: Indeed. (Big, exaggerated wink.)

(Wade Barrett exits.)

Lauren Phoenix: What was that about?

Eco: Nothing! (Big exaggerated wink.)

Phoenix: Whatever.

The Dead: Hey guys! Hey guys! Guess who the new OOWF Intercontinental Champion is?

Tyler Vangarde: I've played this game like, twenty times in the past hour.

The Dead: C'mon, guess!

Vangarde: Some over-excited asshole?

The Dead: Nope! Guess again!

Vangarde: I don't really like you.

(Ecosystem jumps up on a table.)

Eco: Hey DEVIL! Real talk!

DEVIL: Real talk!

Eco: So in case you guys didn't notice, we had a pretty awesome night. Dr. Infieri won his match and sent a harsh message to Hansen and Gryfon in the process--and believe you me, if you were concerned we're on the wrong path, you'll never see a greater miracle than Infieri winning a match, AMIRITE?

(Everyone laughs.)

Dr. Infieri: Ho ho ho, I say...hey, wait--

Ecosystem: Tyler and I defeated Texpress once again, making us the most successful team in the OOWF, and we had a new member join our acronym in the process...our new "L", Bryce Larson!

Larson quietly raises a glass and smirks as those around clap.

Ecosystem: And finally, The Dead became the NEW Intercontinental Champion after a long journey.

(Eco steps down and puts his hand on Dead's shoulder.)

Dead: Hold on a second--

Eco: Don't worry, I know you're not in for all the religious stuff. But I do want you to see--with only a little focusing, recognizing who your real friends are (Eco points to the belt) think of how much you accomplished so fast. I am so honored that you let us in, Dead. Really, I am.

(Eco goes in and hugs Dead, who is surprised.)

TD: Um...Juni?

Eco: Hold on, Dead. Let's just hug it out.

DEVIL: HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!

TD: Can...can we stop?

Eco: Just one more second. Let's just get a good solid hug...(lets go)...there we go.

Super Mario runs in. Stark naked.



SM: LET'S-A GO HAVE A BIG STREAKING PARTY!

Dead: No.

Larson: No.

Infieri: No.

Vangarde: Well, only if Lauren--

Phoenix: No.

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Madison & Myers walk into General Manager the Rick in the parking lot leaving the Cozumel Arena.

GMtR: No. Stop right there. My taxi is waiting and whatever you want to talk about can wait until we are in Vegas.

Myers: No, it can't (He advances on Rick, who backs up until he bumps the wall) This neverending string of HorseHockey matches you keep putting us in ENDS NOW! You let Tytan and Wrath chase us until they win and we get ONE rematch? ONE? And it was a DRAW! That doesn't warrant another contest? YOU WILL MAKE THIS RIGHT!!

Madison: (trying to back Zane up) Hey man, calm down a bit. Rick realizes his mistake,...

Rick: Fuck That. You attacked me. You don't get SHIT until I get a proper apology.

(Myers rears back and punched Rick square in the nose. a sickening crackleing sound echos as RIck howls in pain and slumps to the ground)

Madison: (trying to corral his partner still) Son of a... Come on man, that's enough!

(Myers shakes him off and hauls rick to his feet.)

Myers: Never ending feuds with the Defensetrators? Here!

(Myers spins rick around and throws him head first through the windsheild of a nearby car. Myers pulls him back out, glass shards tearing clothing and skin along the way. Myers Military Presses Rick, and hurls him into the hood of the same vehicle. Myers turns around and finds a large piece of metal and slams it into ricks back repeatedly. Madison is finally able to pull Zane away, who is panting heavily.)

Chad: (surveying the damage) Ho. Lee. SHIT! (he drags Zane away, who has not stopped staring at Rick's carcass)

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*Davin Moreland appears to be in the back of a van, which is moving. The ninjacam is operating with Nightvision.*

DM: Ecosystem, you and us have never had a problem before. But this past Sunday YOU decided to interfere with OUR destiny.

DM: Now, our natural reaction was to beat you into a vegetative state. But after some intense negotiating...with ourselves...we've decided there's a better way to insure that you keep your noses out of our business for a long time.

*Davin uncovers a blanket and pulls someone up by the hair*



DM: Call it...our insurance policy. You done fucked with the wrong guy this time, Eco. Haven't you learned? Don't fuck with crazy people? *he yells to the driver* STEP ON IT! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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[After the BIG FUN PARTY~! The Dead is hanging out in the newly formed DEVIL locker room. He is wearing a black shirt with the word DEVIL printed in red across the chest. His shiny new Intercontinental Championship belt is slung over his shoulder because, despite what you may have heard, REAL Champions do whatever they damn well please.]

Dead: What a night, eh? That Pay-Per-View will go down in OOWF History.

Dead: DEVIL fully forms, we destroy everyone that stands in our path, The Dead competes in one of the best matches of the year, and on top of everything, I walk out of the event with this.

[The Dead pats the title on his shoulder and smirks that evil smirk of his.]

Dead: Now, since I haven't really explained myself, and because a lot of second-rate "stars" are throwing out their opinions, let me set the record straight for why The Dead joined what's now known as DEVIL.

Dead: You see, when I made my return to the OOWF, I made it very clear that change was needed. While I was laid-up I witnessed the same core group running the show. The same names and faces dominating every aspect of every show. I came back to change that.

Dead: You know what I also noticed? During this same period ratings have dropped, attendance is down, hell even our roster has shrunk as some of the boys in the back have defected to other promotions. Clearly following the "old guard" wasn't working.

Dead: I joined up with Eco to form DEVIL for one reason, to change this company from the inside out. The old way wasn't working, unless your last name was Darling or Quinn. Eco and I are the new Agents of Change for the OOWF. The company needed a rebirth, and we pushed that reset button last Wednesday. As DEVIL showed last night, this is only the beginning.

Dead: We are DEVIL, and we are change.

[The Dead pats his title one more time and smirks his evil smirk.]

FADE

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Firewoman steps ... kind of limps, really, out of a limo in Las Vegas in front of Olympic Gardens (NSFW). She's met by Chad Madison

FW: Wow...you were serious huh?

CM: Of course!

FW: Where's Zane? I guess he was less than supportive of this.

CM: No, that's not it...just...Rick stuff.

FW: Oh yeah...so.....you're partnerless?

CM: Guess that's up to the board. Say....you don't think we could......

FW: .....

CM: .....

FW: I think that ship has sailed. For now.

CM: Just a thought. But you're right. For now. So, ready for your party?

FW: I really am not in the mood for a big ass bar fight...

CM: No, the invites clearly stated that travel rules apply. The whole company is invited, and they need to get along, at least INSIDE the club. They can go out to the alley if needed.

FW: Well...okay. But I'm not going to stay long, and........

CM: Fire....you can be a good girl after Wednesday.....

Fire thinks about this for a moment, then smiles. She looks up at Chad who offers his arm and exaggerates his Texas accent.

CM: Ma'am? May I escort you in to your farewell-to-freedom soiree?

She smiles, takes his arm and nods, and they walk into the nightclub for the party.

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A few moments later another limo pulls up to Olympic Gardens and the driver quickly hurries around to open the door. From the back step Alexander Darling and he is being escorted by 4 beautiful women with his sisters Alexis and Spencer and also Ashley and Olympic Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson.

Alexis: Are you sure you want to be here?

Alexander: Look, whether or not we're really friends again or not will take a lot more time but this is a step and besides...it's Vegas. And it's a strip club. I ain't missing this.

Spencer: You promise to be good right. No fighting or anything like that. Ashley and I don't get a lot of time to hang out with you guys without the threat of violence.

Ashley: Yes Alex...be good. I plan on watching multiple strippers give my Spence an orgasmic time.

Alexander: Yes, I'm going to be good. I know a lot of my least favorite people will be here but I'm here to have a good time. Drink some good liquor, see some beautiful women, and hang with my friends and family.

OGM & AS SJ: They won't mind that I'm only 19?

Alexander: Nope...according to Chad and what I talked to the owner of the club about, the club is technically closed for a private party so we have free reign.

OGM & AS SJ: Sweet. Do you happen to know when Davin, Sam, and Moonbeam might be showing up? Not that I care, I'm just...nevermind.

Alex and Lexie look at Shawn strangely as Ashley and Spencer have already walked in and we can hear the music already pumping. Shawn joins Alex on his left side with Lexie on his right as they walk in as well.

*Fade*

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Most of the OOWF Superstars are at the nightclub, drinks are flowing, glares are being exchanged across the room as each stable has it's own table. Everyone's mostly behaving themselves, though. The dancers are doing their thing, and we go to the table where the Five are sitting.

LDW: Having fun.

FW: Sure. Kinda. I think I might leave.

LDW: What? You can't skip out of your own bachelorette party!

FW: Meh....

LDW: Look....I've already had one male stripper come by here, and there will probably be more, and I do this for YOU, so the least you can do is get completely trashed like everyone else does the night before their wedding.

FW: There have been female dancers too...

LDW: THAT IS NOT THE POINT!

MHJ: LD is a little tense about the male dancers. He's no Donovan Viper.

Everyone waits....hearing nothing, they move on.

FW: Fine.....

Firewoman motions to the waitress, who comes over. She whispers in her ear, and the waitress leaves.

MHJ: What?

FW: Just watch.

The waitress disappears for a bit, and then reappears over to where the Darling contingent is sitting, and gives Ashley a Vodka and Cranberry. Ashley does the 'what? I didn't order this!' thing and the waitress points over to Firewoman. Ashley smiles, takes the drink and waves. Firewoman winks and raises her whiskey in toast. Spencer Darling folds her arms in anger, and then gets up and stomps off. Ashley runs off after her.

MHJ: Why would you do that.

FW: Two reasons. To thank her for her help finding Sydney.

LDW: And the other?

MHJ: I can answer that. Because it's fun.

FW: Bingo. And now something for the table.

A very beautiful dancer comes and lays herself on her back on the table, while another lines up a row of five shot glasses lined up down the middle of her body, and begins to pour.

FW: Drink up, partners. The next one's that guy over there.

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*Samantha Darling-Moreland, Moonbeam, Davin Moreland and Princess Peach all step into the club, immediately ushered to their seats by bouncers. Davin stands up immediately and wanders over to Alexander at another table and whispers something into his ear.

Minutes pass, and a brown liquid, which looks mysteriously like Irish Whiskey appears in front of Firewoman. Before she can go through the whole "I didn't order this" thing, the waitress motions over to Alexander across the room, who raises his glass.

Firewoman smiles and returns the gesture before taking a sip, before instinctively spitting it all over the place. Moose reflexively stands up to kill people , but Firewoman stops him. She looks annoyed, but is smiling.*

FW: *to herself* Bushmills. Well played, Alex.

*Sometime later, Princess Peach is well into her fourth Fuzzy Navel, and after a couple of "trips to the ladies room" with Samantha and Moonbeam, she is feeling no pain*



*And she's getting loud. And slurring.*

PP: FUCK that fucking plumber. I AM A moth-moth-mother....PRINCESS! I AM BETTER THAN THAT!!!

*She then starts dancing along with the dancers on stage, and is in danger of ruining her TV-G rating before Shawn Johnson comes over from the other table to talk her down a bit. Davin smirks and shrugs at Samantha, who just shakes her head. She walks over to her brother.*

AD: Things are getting interesting it seems.

SDM: Hey, I knew what I was getting into when I married him.

AD: You made it past a year. It's supposed to be easier now, right?

SDM: He's crazy...LIKE A FOX. Now buy me a drink, brother.

*He signals a waitress as we fade*

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<Moose and LD are sitting enjoying the party when an OOWF official walks up to them and says something to them. Moose and LD nod and get up, say something to Fire, and follow the man out of the bar. An Invisible Ninja Cameraman follows them outside and we see them get into a limo and head off in the direction of the airport>

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The remaining members of the Five are at their table. Selena is sitting on Poe's lap as if marking her territory. A'isha is sitting next to them, bored, and drinking a virgin version of some drink.

Aa-T: I want Saki.

Poe: This establishment was kind enough to allow...

Aa-T: I don't care.

Sa-T: I'm being overcome by the whore smell in this place.

Aa-T: At least no one's being washed like in some places I've seen in Japan.

Poe: What places?

A'isha takes a large, long gulp from her drink to avoid answering.

Stank: This place is pretty tame right now. Maybe I need to start making it rain.

Sa-T: You can make it rain indoors??

Stank: Uh, no, it's a term for...

Sa-T: Oh! That one is dressed like a bunny!

Selena points to a random stripper. A'isha bites her finger.

Sa-T: Ow!

Aa-T: Most fun I've had tonight.

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Another round of drinks is sent over to The Five's table and with it is a bottle of Saki. The male waiter in nothing but a very small banana hammock pours A'isha a shot. Poe is about to stop him and explain that she is underage.

WiBH: It's all good tonight Mr. Poe. It's a private party and Mr. Darling has sent these over.

Poe: Oh, has he?

Before anything else can be said, A'isha quickly takes the shot and Poe snarls.

*Fade* [/

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(Tytan, Wrath and Athena are sitting at a table in the nightclub. Wrath is messing with his phone.)

Wrath: Hey guys I didn't know Team Devil had a movie out.

Tytan: What?

Athena: No way.

Wrath: Check it out.

(He hands them the phone.)

Wrath: Here.

(They watch.)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata&v=zzCZ1W_CUoI

Tytan: (laughs) That is so wrong.

Athena: But that was good. (She laughs)

Tytan: That did look like Eco.

Athena: That one guy looked like Dead.

Wrath: The guy that got hit was Vanguard.

(They all laugh.)

Tytan: And they thought we were.always that intense.

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Three guys are sitting at a table in a Las Vegas strip joint. It seems more crowded than normal for a Monday night.

Guy #1: It's more crowded than normal here for a Monday night.

Guy #2: That's what the narrator just said.

Guy #1: Yeah, so I was agreeing with him.

Guy #3: I love you guys!

Guy #2: This probably isn't the best place to say that.

Guy #1: Hey, is that...?

Guy #2: Nah. Probably just some hooker who looks like her.

Guy #3: That is a pretty realistic OOWF title belt she has.

Guy #2: Who is the champ now, anyways?

Guy #1 and 3: Beats me.

Guy #2: Isn't that...?

The Rick: Oh HELL NO! You three aren't getting anywhere near my federation again!!! OUT!! OUT!! OUT!!! This is a private party!!!!! How'd they get in here!?! SECURITY!!!!!!

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Firewoman notices Moose and LD are gone, so she decides to do some mingling. She comes up to DEVILs table, where everyone is actually gone, checking out the rest of the place, except Eco. She sits down.

FW: Eco.

Eco:.....

FW: Juni....

Eco: ....

FW: Fine. Look, the truth is ...

Eco: Truth. Would you actually know the truth if it hit you in the face?

FW: The truth is I don't remember what happened at the contract signing. You were talking about....her.....and what happened.....and I just......snapped.

Eco: Uh huh.

FW: Really? You've never experienced that, huh? You didn't just SNAP when you attacked Jake? When you attacked....Moose's mother? This is a foreign concept to you?

Eco: No...of course not.

FW: So....I snapped....I blacked out, and I didn't even know what happened 'til Moose showed me the tape. I didn't side with Alexander, it was just...reflex. I'm sorry.

Eco: Really. You'll excuse me if I have a hard time believing you.

FW: If you think about it, you'll know I'm telling the truth. Later.

Fire gets up and walks over to where Alexander is standing kind of off to himself.

AD: Champ.

FW: Marty.

AD: Still?

FW: I kind of like it. New era. New nickname.

AD: Whatever.

FW: Don't you owe me a drink?

AD: I sent you--

FW: You sent me Unionist swill. How 'bout trying again?

Alexander smiles and raises his had to get the waitresses attention.

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(The members of Salvation are at their table talking.)

Tytan: We should send some drinks to Firewoman.

Wrath: What should we send her?

Athena: I have an idea.

(And off she went to the bar and she whispered to the bartender who then motioned to the manager.)

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Firewoman sits back down at the Five's table. Stank has disappeared into the Champagne Room. Poe is eyeing her and then moves around to sit closer to her.

Poe: You don't seem to be enjoying yourself as I thought you would.

FW: Lot on my mind.

Poe: Pressures of being Champion getting to you?

FW: Nope.

Poe: Ah, pre-wedding jitters.

FW: Please.

Poe: It's perfectly natural you know.

FW: I said it wasn't that.

Poe: Then what is it?

FW: And I'd confide in you why?

Poe: Why not?

Firewoman looks around the room.

FW: All these fine specimens here, and...after Wednesday...

Poe: Ah...that.

FW: I'm just. I've never had to be...

Poe: Faithful? Monogymous? Mature?

FW: Fuck you.

Poe: See, there ya go, trying to seduce me.

Firewoman is about to throw the drink in Poe's face when A'isha sits down next to him. A'isha arches an eyebrow?

FW: Enjoyin' yourself kid? How's your neck? Ribs? Pride?

Aa-T: Try not getting a reaction from me and enjoy yourself tonight. You'll only get to do this bachelorette party three or four more times.

Firewoman's about to reply, but decides to take another shot of whiskey.

FW: Keep it up little girl. I won't take it easy on you like Alexis did.

Firewoman turns to leave, but then slides a shot of whiskey towards A'isha before walking away to mingle some more.

Poe: No more.

A'isha smiles and slams the shot with an "Ah." Poe shakes his head and takes a shot himself. They both then look over to Selena who's sitting at one of the stages, pointing and laughing at one of the strippers.

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Zane enters the bar... and finds Chad sitting in a chair on a side stage with two strippers dancing on and around him. One of them has his cowboy hat on.

Chad: Hey ! You made it! Girls get another chair!

Zane: No.

Chad:...

Zane:...

Chad: I guess this means we need to talk

Zane: Yes.

(Chad stuffs a wad of bills into both ladies garters and joins Zane at a table.

Chad: So party pooper, what did the board have to say.

Zane: I'm suspended

Chad: For how long?

Zane: Until Further notice.

Chad: WHAT!?!?

Zane: I have to ... go to anger management classes and get counseling

Chad: You? counseling? Bwaaahahhhahhahahahahha (literally falls over and is rolling on the floor laughing)

Zane: You need to talk to Fire for me.

Chad: (from the floor sitting up in shock) I need to what?

Zane: You heard me.

Chad: O. Ok. Why?

Zane: Apparently, Rick wants me to see... Sydney Freidman

Chad: You're JOKING

Zane: No. It's not funny.

Chad: Yes it is...

Zane: So I'm off the Japan tour at least. You'll be on your own.

Chad: (stops smiling) That sucks.. you can't even travel?

Zane: No. I'm flying home after the show

Chad: Man, I'm gonna be all alone.

(The two strippers suddenly appear beside Chad)

Stripper #1: Aww.. you're lonely? We'll take care of that!

Stripper #2: let's go to the back for a private dance in the Cristal Room

Chad: How much?

Stripper #1: for just you? or is your friend lonely too?

Chad: He's DEFINITELY lonely

Zane: I'm no...

(stripper #2 muffles Zane's statement with her enormous breasts and Texpress are led back to the Cristal Room)

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A ninjacam fades in to see Chris Evans, but not at the Firewoman bachlorette party. Instead, Evans is seen working the heavy bag at the XTreme Couture Mixed Martial Arts facility in Las Vegas, in preparation for his tag match with Ravenna Blue against Miz & Kaval. He pauses and looks at the camera.

Evans: This week, I face off against two men that I hold a great amount of respect for. Despite what others might think of Miz, he’s worked his ass off to get where he is the WWE, and I respect him for it. And of course I’m looking forward to taking on Kaval. It’s a damn shame that his brother Low Ki can’t be here to see it though.

*Kayfabe comes from out of camera range and attempts a Tidal Krush kick, which Evans evades, and counters with a Grapevine Ankle Lock.*

After about a minute, Evans releases the hold and gets up, allowing Kayfabe to crawl off.

But despite that, that’s not the main thing on my mind. No, that dubious honor belongs to another man. No, not a man. A real man wouldn’t turn on his best friend. A real man wouldn't put his family above his own selfish desires. Only traitors do that, and that traitor is Bryce Larson.

Evans turns back to the camera.

So you faked your condition, eh Larson? You put me, hell, you put your own family through hell because they thought that you had permanent brain damage and would never be the same again.

Do you have any idea how I felt when I had to tell your wife and children that Daddy would probably never be the man they used to know? You will never know that feeling, and even though I can’t stand the sight of you, I wouldn’t even wish that feeling on you.

Evans turns back to the bag.

And for what? For *punch* power? For *punch* money? Or was it just for a chance to *punch* stab me in the *punch* back? Me, your own partner, a man who had loved you like the brother that I never had.

Eco makes himself out to be this great Messiah that thinks he can save me, that he can save the OOWF. Despite what he and the fans think, I know I’m not a great man. I turned my back on God a long time ago, and I’ve sinned too much in my past to be saved.

I’m a lapsed Christian and I don’t care to be religious. However, there’s one quote that I can say has helped me, and one that Eco, in all his preaching, seems to have conveniently passed over.

“What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul?” Matthew 16:26. It was during my time being a lackey for The Five that I came across this quote, and it made me realize that all the championships, all the power in the world meant nothing if I had to give up who I was in order to acquire it. So I changed my ways and decided to join up with Sanctum in order to rebel against them.

And what did you do, Bryce? What the fuck did you do?! You stabbed me in the back! And you sided with Eco! You fucking traitor!

Evans then flies into a flurry of punches and kicks to the bag, the last of which snaps the chain supporting the bag.

E: *heavily breathing* Bryce, you sold your soul, literally, to the Devil himself. And after I’m finished with you, for the pain and suffering that you put your family and I through, I promise you that Hell will seem like a paradise.

*fade to black*

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Texpress are being led to the back by Stripper #1 and Stripper #2 (they might have names, but honestly, who cares? They pass another private room, where Ben Rothelisberger stumbles out suddenly in front of them

Ben: Hey! It's.. The Texas guys!

Zane: Ben, shocxked to find you here.

Ben: yes, Leeeeeesa and I knew each other back in Ohio.

Chad: You look wasted.

Ben: I am. came back here with some girl, but she disappeared.

Chad: Bummer.

Stripper #2: Hey guys, hurry up.. we found some more friends and they really want to get naked!

(Strippers 3, 4, & 5 appear behind them)

Chad: Yeeeeee haw! Giddyap Girls!

Zane:.... (but he SMILES!)

(as they walk away, Selena wanders into the hallway)

Selena: Mr Football man! I want to pet your snake! Helloooooo?

[BookerShark]

Poe is looking for Selena. He enters the hallway and sees Ben standing over her.

BR: Why don't you come on back and see my snake?

Sa-T: What it's name?

BR: Um...Little Ben.

Sa-T: Aw, how cute! I wanna see.

Suddenly Ben eats a Hieroglyph from Poe. Selena squeals in surprise. Poe then grabs Ben and hurls him into the bathroom. He shoves Ben head first into a urinal. Poe then hits another hieroglyph against the porcelain.

Ben lays unconscious on the floor, but Poe's not done. He picks Ben up into Powerbomb position. He lifts him up and Powerbombs him on the linoleum floor. Some of Ben's goons finally come to the rescue. Poe dodges them, shoving them into the walls, toilet stalls, and urinals.

Poe realizes it's time to leave. He looks at Ben one more time.

Poe: I've always wanted to do this to you.

Poe kicks Ben hard in the face for good measure and then exits the bathroom. Selena is standing in the hallway waiting for him. She then puts her fists on her hips.

Sa-T: Omar...he was gonan show me his snake. You KNOW I love animals!

Poe leans over and whispers in Selena's ear. her face reacts in shock.

Sa-T: Omi...omigosh, he's, a...he's a PREVERT!

Chad and Zane come out.

CM: Ben! What the...

Chad sees Poe and glares. Poe runs his finger across his forehead and smiles. He then takes Selena by the hand and takes her away from the hallway.

[BookerShark]

Three guys are still sitting at a Las Vegas strip club table when they think they hear a man screaming about not liking said three guys.

Guy #2: Did you hear someone who sounded like The Rick?

Guy #1: I thought I read that in our promo above, but I was later told by another character that The Rick was beat up by another wrestler and in the hospital.

Guy #2: So we couldn't have heard The Rick yell, "Oh HELL NO! You three aren't getting anywhere near my federation again!!! OUT!! OUT!! OUT!!! This is a private party!!!!! How'd they get in here!?! SECURITY!!!!!!"

Guy #1: Apparently not.

Guy #3: I love how you guys promo!