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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:11:03 GMT -5
*Davin Moreland comes wandering aimlessly and happens upon Sparxx and Jewel making their getaway, as it were. Sparxx sort of braces himself for a reprisal.*
DM: Saw what you did.
J-P: Yo man, you weren't even HERE when they jumped-
DM: I know. You get one. That was the one. We clear?
J-P: C'mon baby we out.
*Sparxx and Jewel leave. The camera follows Davin as he helps Larson and Eco to their feet*
DM: Anything serious?
Eco: No, I'm ok.
BL: Yeah, I'm fine, let's go kick that wigger's...
*Davin puts an arm out and stops him*
DM: No.
BL: EXCUSE ME?
DM: No. That's not what we do.
Eco: *nods along a bit* You did say that. No unwarranted backstage attacks. But Davin, even you have to see that this needs a response!
DM: Let me ask you a question. Did you or did you not jump that kid the first week he got to the OOWF?
BL: Oh COME ON, Davin! You made a LIVING doing that shit. Beating up the new guy? It was your gimmick.
DM: What I was, or what I have done in the past is not relevant here. I've made my share of mistakes, but I've also learned from them, and become better for it. When I first came here, and Junichiro can attest to this; the OOWF was nothing more than backstage attack after backstage attack followed by reprisals for backstage attacks and reprisals for reprisals. One day, I decided enough was enough, and I stopped. Soon after, others followed. Now these pointless, repetitive attacks are few and far between, and USUALLY there is a reason for them.
BL: That's great Davin. Now if you'd kindly shut the fuck up...HE'S GETTING AWAY!
DM: No Bryce. You had it coming. You brought this upon yourself. It was only a matter of time before Sparxx got his revenge. And it was justified. I will not sanction an attack on J-P Sparxx. I will not. Not for this. If he fucks up and does something stupid in the future, then that is another matter. For now? Not only did you have this coming, but we don't have TIME for this shit. YOU don't have time for this shit. You have a match against not only Sparxx, but Alexander Darling this week at Mayhem. And if you win that match...what do you earn?
BL: Winner's money at the pay window?
*Davin stares at him in disbelief*
BL: Well? I would.
DM: You earn a shot at the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. Do you have ANY idea what that means? Do you have any idea what that means to the established hierarchy here in OOWF if you're in that match? You, someone who is at least AS talented, and in most cases moreso, than everyone else on the roster? Whoever the champ is when you're in there, they'll try to look past you, but they'll know within a few seconds they're in for the fight of your life.
Eco: You say "whoever" like there's a doubt.
DM: First, it's called kayfabe, and second, anything can happen on any given Wednesday.
Eco: That sounds like something she'd say.
BL: Wait, so when I face...IF I face Firewoman for the title, you're not going to get in the way?
DM: I'll do my best not to.
BL: I mean, she's your cousin, you can't mean that you'll just do nothing.
DM: Bryce, this isn't about me. This is about you, and achieving your dream. You achieving your dream helps all of us, and helps the OOWF. Outside of that, I have no personal interest in the match. I've won that belt more times than anyone else. I can help you win it, or you can ignore me and do it your own way. But just consider, Bryce, consider, that maybe...MAYBE...I might just know what the fuck I'm talking about.
*Bryce finally relents and starts rubbing some aching body part*
BL: Fine. But he called us homos.
DV: I AM NOT A HOMO!
DM: Then why do you always show up whenever someone says homo?
DV: Fuck you, man. I'm in the Hall of Fame.
*he leaves*
DM: Valid point, Donnie. Anyway, talk shit about him in a promo. That's FUN. Not only do you get to work on your promo skills, but it will really, REALLY piss him off. Words hurt more than any backstage attack. There are a couple of larger individuals here in OOWF who would agree, if they were being honest.
BL: Fine Davin. You win.
DM: No Bryce. You win. You WILL win, and you will, well...DELIVER. But like Eco said before. You're not delivering for me, or for Eco, you're delivering for yourself, and for the good of the company. Besides, I've got other things to worry about.
*Davin reaches into a hole in the wall nearby and pulls out a small, black bag*
Eco: What's that?
DM: Pennance.
Eco: *senses something's up* Hey, we haven't cleared anything for you.
DM: Oh, trust me, my friend. This is as much justification as I'll ever need.
Eco: Don't, Davin. You don't need to concern yourself with that. It's got nothing to do...
DM: No. It has nothing to do with me. But there are just lines you don't cross.
BL: *some understanding comes across his face* Want some backup?
DM: *holds up the bag* I am the backup. When I get back, we'll go over Darling's tendencies again.
*Davin walks, with purpose, down the hallway. Without looking, he unzips the bag and drops it on the floor, revealing a firearm of some kind, although it doesn't look like a regular gun. We hear stomping coming around the corner, and when Poe corner, he eats 50,000 Volts from the taser Davin just shot at him. Immediately, Poe hits the ground and starts jerking violently. Davin slowly walks up, and hasn't let go of the trigger. He takes a knee before the shaking form of Poe*
DM: Helpless, Poe. That's what you're feeling now. I know you're not used to it. You've spent your life surrounding yourself with people to protect you. Helpless. Without Help. No one's coming, Omar. No one is watching in the back, and about to attack me with Dethbats or sledgehammers. No one is in the back plotting their revenge. In fact, there's no one here to save you anymore. And every vile, repulsive, disgusting thing you've ever done will come out - and now? It will be answered for.
*Poe stops shaking, his eyes wide and body in a full sweat*
DM: Fucking battery's dead, Omar. Otherwise, there's no telling how long I would have let this thing go for.
*He harshly rips the diode leads out of Poe*
DM: This is the part of the program where the old Davin would grab a chair and Pillmanize your ankle, and laugh as you cried for mercy. But that's not my job to complete. I think you know who's it is...don't you?
*Poe can't talk, and tries to gather some saliva together and spit it at Davin, but is unsuccessful*
DM: The Great and Mighty Poe. All alone. No minions. No partners you've suckered in. No teammates. No underage sex slaves. There is nothing now, between you, and everyone else. You're pretty fucking pathetic when you don't have an army behind you, Omar - and this time, you bit off more than you could chew.
*he leans in closer*
DM: And you, my old friend, have fucked with the wrong damned family. The amount of hell that will rain upon you from this point forward will be like NOTHING you have ever dreamt possible or conceived of.
*He leans in even closer to Poe's ear and whispers*
DM: Namaste.
*Davin gets up to leave but stops*
DM: Here's one from the family, Omar - "Do deireadh ta beagnach ar sinne." Getcha popcorn ready.
*Davin calmly gets up, takes the battery out of the taser, and tosses it into a nearby trash can.*
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:12:04 GMT -5
*Stank and LD Williams are watching everything unfold on OOWFtv.*
Stank - This... is getting out of control.
LDW - You think?
*Moreland's attack on Poe plays out to it's conclusion.*
Stank - ...
LDW -
Stank -
LDW - I know what I want to do.
Stank -
LDW - What do you want to do?
Stank - ... Poe has already written us off.
LDW -
Stank - We need to concentrate on finishing off Drink & Destroy.
LDW - Not what I had in mind.
Stank - Well... I'm not going after fucktard. Not because I don't want to, but because I know Fire would want to handle that shit herself.
LDW - ... oh yeah... I forgot.
Stank - Everyone coming to her rescue... defending her... honor. The only thing that accomplishes is pissing her off.
LDW - And Moose... has gone even further off the deep end.
Stank - Yeah... not sure how I feel about that.
LDW - Meaning?
Stank - You heard him. He feels like he's being pulled in different directions. I know which direction I'D like him to focus.
LDW - Then let's do what you said.
Stank - What?
LDW - Let's go get Moose and concentrate on taking out D&D and Fulton.
Stank - Fulton... forgot about him.
LDW - I haven't.
Stank - For his sake I hope he hasn't decided to become a member of Drink & Destroy.
LDW - You let me deal with him.
*Moose walks in holding Dethbat, giggling, with an insane look on his face. Stank and LD Williams look at their stablemate, as he tosses Dethbat on the bar and pours himself a drink..*
LDW -
Stank - Moose?
*Moose stops giggling and he turns toward Stank with a look of calm. He brings the shot glass slowly to his lips and downs its content in one gulp.*
MHJ - Yeah?
LDW - Uh... how's it going?
MHJ - Peachy.
Stank - Oh... really?... And here I thought it was going batshit.
MHJ - Tomato, tomahto.
Stank - Ah... anything else you'd like to mention besides fruit?
DV - I AM NOT A HOMO!
*Stank throws his hands up in exasperation.*
Stank - NOT THE FUCKING TIME DONNIE!
DV - STILL a HALL of FAMER GOD DAMN IT!
*Stank angrily grabs a resistant Donovan Viper, spins him around, and forcibly pushes the Hall of Flame... uh... Famer, out the front door! Stank slams the door shut, turns, and walks back over to where Moose and LD stand, smacking imaginary dirt off his hands the whole way.*
MHJ - What would you like me to say, Stank?
LDW - I thought tomatoes were vegetables.
Stank - No. That's not what I want to hear him say.
MHJ - Tomatoes are fruit, LD... trust me.
Stank - Look I understand if you want to deal with Poe and your sister.
MHJ - I'm committed to helping you end Drink & Destroy.
Stank - Yeah but...
*Moose reaches out, grabs a fist full of the front of Stank's shirt, and leans in close to the big man.*
MHJ - We will annihilate Drink & Destroy. End. Of. Story. Understood?
*Stank stares at Moose and relents.*
Stank - Understood.
LDW - Wait... wait...So what you're saying is... tomatoes AREN'T vegetables?
(Ads)
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:12:50 GMT -5
Early morning in a Detroit hospital...
Lucky: Ah, you're awake. You should be able to leave then.
FW: Okay......um....where am I?
Lucky: Detroit. Hospital.
FW: Oh....yeah......um.....why?
Lucky: Poe attacked you? Zapped the hell out of you? You're fine they just wanted to keep you for observation or whatever plot device reason we needed to have you away from the arena.
Kayfabe comes out and shakes a finger at Lucky.
FW: Moose....
Lucky: He was here, you had a talk about...things....do you remember?
FW: Vaguely...what did we talk about?
Lucky: Well, let's just save that for later, okay?
FW: Okay...I need to go....I need to train.....if I'm not ready Wednesday....
Lucky: Okay, well it's like 7:30 am. so you have time. Just relax.
FW: Fine....Do deireadh ta beagnach ar sinne.
Lucky: Huh?
FW: Just popped into my head. That and.....díoltas.
Lucky: Revenge? Since when do you speak Gaelic?
FW: Since when do you?
L: ....
FW: .....
L: Well, your husband will be here to sign stuff, so you can --
FW: Oh good...I'm glad Vince let him come up.
L: .... uh......Vince?
FW: Yeah, Chris usually has to ask so far in advance.......
L: Fire......um.......Chris isn't your husband....
FW: Don't be silly.......we had a..........
L: .......
FW: .......
L: .......
FW: Oh....right.........Why are we in Detroit?
L: Um....I'll be right back....I'll get a doctor.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:13:56 GMT -5
(Tytan finally catches up with Ravenna.)
T: Been trying to find you.
R: I have been around.
T: look... you know I am sorry about the other day.
R: I know, but next time I am not going to let that one go.
T: I wouldn't blame you.
R: Now are you going to actually go through with this match.
T: Yeah. I have no choice.
R: You always have a choice.
T: Not this time. This is how the cards have been laid out. It now has to be played out to the end.
R: Now you sound like Juni.
T: I told you I had to become a bit like him to know what it is going to take to destroy him.
R: You mean bury him.
T: Bury him destroy him...whatever it takes to end this once and for all. Which leads me to another question?
R: What's that?
T: I want you to take control of Valor and lead them.
R: Why?
T: I am not the leader I should be, I am not focused like you are...I need to do what I need to do to move on and right now I am holding the group back.
R: But this is the only thing that is keeping you from going off the edge.
T: I am fine.
R: You know what fine stands for, and that's where you are at right now.
T: ( get fustrated) I am not. You don't know the whole story...you don't know what really is going on.
R: Then why don't you tell me.
T: I can't.
R: Why?
T: It's...its complicated.
R: You are impossible. How can I help you if you don't tell me what is going on.
T: maybe I don't want you to help me.
R: Then you can still take Valor then.
(she walks away.)
T: Damn. Now what?
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:14:36 GMT -5
*Detroit Hospital* Alexander Darling is at a desk signing some paperwork and when he's finally finished he makes his way towards Firewoman's room. He opens the door slowly and hears Firewoman's comments to Lucky. Alex shakes his head as he walks in. Alexander: Hey, the paperwork is all signed and we're ready to go.Firewoman: What are you...oh right, um, okay. Let me just get dressed and I'll meet you outside.Lucky and Alex leave the room and start to head outside. Alexander: Where do you think you're going?Lucky: I just thought I'd get a ride.Alexander: I'm glad you thought that. There's some taxis over there. Have fun.Lucky looks at Alex to see if he's being serious or not and when he realizes he is serious, Lucky walks over to the taxis and heads off. Firewoman finally walks outside as Alexander pulls the Bugatti around. Firewoman: Nice car Alex...when did you get it?Alexander: It's your car...are you sure you're okay?Firewoman: Yea, I just need to rest some more I think. What do you mean it's my car? Can I drive?Alexander: I don't think that's wise. Why don't you rest while we head off. I've got to make a stop somewhere.Alex puts Firewoman's bag in the very small trunk and helps her into the passenger seat as he gets in and they drive off. -----Time fade 45 minutes later------ Firewoman bolts up in a seat like she just woke up from a bad dream. Firewoman: Where the fuck is he?Alexander: He who?Firewoman: Poe, that stupid sonofabitch tased me. And he told me...he told me some lies.Alexander tries to avoid looking at Fire. Firewoman sees this out of the corner of her eye. What do you know?Alexander: Who, me?Firewoman: Alexander Brian...Alexander: Fine, just don't call me that. It weirds me out. I don't KNOW anything, but I have my ideas if you're willing to listen.Firewoman: Just spill Alex.Alexander: Okay, listen...you and I have always had a weird relationship. I think I may be the only one who truly gets you sometimes. You don't ask for help and when you do need it, it's like pulling teeth and that's why I've always let you be you. When we were in Run DEA and you and Davin had your issues, I let you handle things your way because I know you wouldn't want anyone to intervene. When you found out your brother was Ket, I didn't try and come to you and talk about it because well, besides the fact that we hated each other at the time, it wouldn't have done anything. You're a strong, independent person Fire and I know you need to do things your way.Firewoman: Get to the point...what do you know about Japan?Alexander: It's a country in the far east.Firewoman just glares. Fine, Ket was always about protecting his spot. It's why he tried to destroy my life in Japan. He can use the money as an excuse now, but when I was in Japan, you know I had nothing. I was cut off from my family so money is just a lie. Ket hated me because I was willing to fight for my spot. Ket hated because it's all he knows. And if Poe needed something done, he went to two people. Ket or Tiburon. Tiburon was in Mexico at the time of your stabbing. Everyone KNOWS Ket was the only one who'd have done it if it was what Poe wanted.Firewoman: He wouldn't. He's my brother.Alexander: Look, I know this is probably putting me in his crosshairs again, and I'm never going to make you choose between your blood and your family. He may have known you were his sister, but what did that matter to him THEN. I'm not saying things haven't changed now, but back then, you were just another gaijin trying to take Ket's spot. And that's all he cared about then. I won't discuss my feelings for him now, but back then he cared about two people. Firewoman, the Lioness, wasn't one of the two.Firewoman: ...The two sit in silence for a little while as Alex turns down some side streets. Alexander: We're here.Firewoman: What? This isn't the arena. Where did you take me?Alexander: To see an old friend. One with an outsider's look and maybe he can help you deal with some of what you're going through.Firewoman: I don't need another fucking therapist. I thought you of all people...Alexander: Whoa whoa, calm down. Not a therapist. I promise. Just a friend.Suddenly there's a knock on Fire's window and she turns to see Fire allows a small smile as she gets out of the car and hugs Jimmy. Alex nods as the door shuts and he drives off. *Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:15:32 GMT -5
The scene comes up in the destroyatiorium. It looks as it a hurricane has hit the place, most of the tables are overturned the bar has been shattered,and most of the windows and mirrors have been busted out. Danny Taylor walks into the scene covered with dried blood and random homemade bandages. He is holding a keg that he flings across the room shattering out one of the lights. Outback Jack comes in from the other side flipping over one of the last remaining tables. The two pause staring at each, unspoken words passing between them. They both take a deep breath, nod and turn towards the front door. With a swift kick, Danny sends the door flying off it's hinges as the two leave. The camera pans in at what is left of the bar, as Spencer and Ashley rise up from behind it.
Spencer: Ashley, get on the phone and get ahold of Wally, we need him back here bad.
Ashley: What are you going to do?
Spencer: I'm going to get Rick before someone gets killed.
The members of D&D head on a direct course taking them past catering where Wraith and Chris Evans are sitting. Ravenna Blue walks in from her conversation with Tytan, when she is roughly shoved aside bye Outback sending her down to the floor. Wraith sees this and hops up blocking the members of D&D.
Wraith: Hey I don't know what your problem is, but you can't ju...
Wraith is cut off bye a boot from Danny Taylor followed bye a Dynamite Drop. Wraith is out and Evans is ready to hop to his feet when the hand of a just arrived Tytan restrains him. The members of D&D continue on there path unflinching in their focus. Ravenna has gotten back up and is checking on Wraith. Evans turns to Tytan.
Evans: What just happened, we haven't had any problems with D&D before?
Tytan: You can see it in their eyes, those are gladiatiors going to war. It would be best if we remained out of it.
Ravenna: I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
Ravenna gets up and follows after the D&D members, with Evans close behind. Tytan checks once more to make sure Wraith is okay before following himself.
Meanwhile the members of D&D continue on their path. Standing in the hallway are Ecosystem and Bryce Larson. Eco sees the dried blood on both Jack and Taylor and steps forward.
Eco: Jack my god, what happened to you guys are you all....
Ecosytem is cut off bye Jack who piefaces his head into a nearbye wall. Bryce steps forward, and is grabbed bye DDT who locks in a belly to belly suplex that sends Larson flying into a stack of palets. The members of D&D don't miss a beat and continue forward on their singleminded path. Larson gets to his feet shaking out the cobwebs.
Larson: Oh hell no, twice in one day, this shit ain't going to fly.
Before Larson can continue forward, Davin Moreland steps out of a side hallway (back from his "conversation" with Poe) and crosses his arms.
Davin: Let them go.
Larson: Sparxx may have been justified. But I have done nothing to D&D, that was an unprovoked attack, why should I just let them go?
Eco: (from behind Larson) Wrong place, Wrong time.
Larson turns around and sees Eco pointing up to a sign above his head that reads "Hallway of Random Violence."
Larson: (mumbling) I need to get a map of all these hallways.
Meanwhile the members of D&D turn a corner heading down a new hallway. Alexis Darling stands with her back facing the members of D&D engrossed in reading the roster lineup. Moments before the boys reach her location, a side door opens and a hand pulls her into the room. The camera switches to one in the room and we see that it was Alexander Darling.
Lexie: What the hell are you doing Alex?
Before he can respond the bloodied and angry members of Drink and Destroy walk past.
Lexie: Damn, those boys looked pissed, maybe we should do something.
Alex: No. That isn't our fight.
Seconds later the member's of Valor come past. Ravenna pokes her head into the room.
Ravenna: Lexie, Drink and Destroy are about to do something really stupid, give us a hand with stopping it.
Before Alexis can respond Ravenna takes off following the path of destruction. Alexis looks to Alexander shrugs and then begins to follow Valor. Alexander sighs deeply before following as well.
As Taylor and Jack continue down the hallway, JP Sparxx and Jewel approach.
JP: Look at these two sucka's babe.
Before Jp can continue his taunts, Jack and Taylor spin and bum rush Sparxx and Jewel. They don't lay a finger on them but push them against the wall staring them down. For the fist time since joining the OOWF JP Sparxx is stunned into silence. DDT merely snarls and growls at them. Outback grabs ahold of Taylor and pulls him away as D&D continues on there path.
Jewel: JP Baby?
JP: Yeah.
Jewel: I think I just peed my pants a little.
JP: That's gross babe.
The camera continues to follow D&D as they stop at the door in front of the chamber. They look at each other, nod and then Jack kicks in the front door. Moosehead Jack, LD Williams and Stank quickly jump to their feet. DDT points at LD and then points at the door.
OBJ: He's right LD, this has nothing to do with you, I'm giving you one chance to leave now.
LD: Sorry Jack, I stand bye my teamates.
OBJ: Your funeral.
Jack and Taylor rush in at the former Five members. Moose turns to grab Happy Deathbat, but has underestimated the speed of Taylor. Danny grabs the back of Moose's head slamming it down into the very bat that Moose was going for. Mooses head comes back up allready starting to bleed but still smiling. Meanwhile OBJ has rushed at Stank who has landed a solid blow at his head. OBJ's eyes roll back and when they return Outback Jack is gone, and Jack of the Hinterlands is present. Jack grabs a hold of Stanks face attempting to gouge out his eyes, while practically foaming at the mouth.
Moose attempts a back elbow that Danny avoids. Moose shove's his hand into Taylors face, who responds bye biting it. Moose finally gets a hold of Deathbat, and swings it clocking Taylor in the head. Taylor stumbles back fresh blood flowing. He reaches up, brings the blood back down in front of his face, and licks it off his fingers. Moose smiles even wider at this and charges in. LD sees that Moose has things in hand, and rushes over to help Stank. LD grabs Jack from behind pulling him off of Stank. Stank throws a haymaker, but Jack ducks and LD takes the blow on the chin.
Stank: Shit, LD!
Jack lands a kick between Stanks legs doubling him over, before sending him into the nearbye bar shattering most of the bottles. LD has recovered and lands a double axehandle to the back of Jack causing him to stumble.
Moose continues to swing deathbat at Taylor, grazing him and ripping new wounds. Taylor finally reaches out and grabs the razor wire bat with his bare hand. This surprises Moose, who pauses just long enough for Taylor to rip the bat out of his hand and throw it aside. Taylor follows that up with a massive clothesline taking Moose down. On the otherside of the room, Stank has recovered and him and LD are putting the boots to Jack. Taylor charges in with a shoulder tackle taking Stank into the wall. Jack grabs LD's leg and takes him down.
Moose recovers, rushes over and grabs a corner lamp and swings it at Taylor's head. Taylor barely dodges it, and the lamp shatters against the wall. Sparks from the shatterd bulb catch the spilled booze, starting a small fire up. At this point the members of Valor as well as several members of OOWF security flood the room attempting to pull the combatants apart.
The Darlings enter with Fire extinguishers in hand and quickly start putting out the flames. GM the Rick is the last to enter, frustration visible on his face.
GMtR: Get them seperated! Quickly.
As everyone continues to struggle, The Darlings and Valor are able to push Drink and Destroy out of the room, as Security holds the former Five members back.
GMtR: This is getting out of hand, I can't have you dismantling every arena we come to. From now until wendsday, all of you are banned from getting within 50 feet of each other, anyone violating that will be suspended indefinetly. Now get them away from here.
Valor and the darlings with the help of some of the security push the still struggling D&D members away. GM the Rick storms off muttering about not getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Moose and Stank make eye contact and Moose smiles.
Moosehead Jack: I'm 100% focused now Stank.
Stank: (smiling back) Glad to hear that.
LD just stands behind them a slight frown crossing his face.
(Fade)
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:16:10 GMT -5
<As Alexander Darling is leaving the room, Moose grabs a chain that was left lying on the floor and loops it around his throat pulling it tight. Darling gasps for breath and claws at his throat trying to free the chain. Moose whispers through clenched teeth so just Darling can hear>
MHJ: You smarmy little fuck. You just couldn't stay out of it could you? What, were you jealous because Poe was the only one spreading lies? You had to get in on the game too? Your story was real pretty, but you left one thing out asshole, I never cared about my spot I know where my fucking spot is, its wherever the fuck I want it. Now, who, on the other hand is so consumed with their spot on the card that they would do whatever it takes to stay there? Thats right Mr. Attentionwhore Alexander Darling. Two can spread lies you fucking worthless cunt
<As Darling is about to lose consciousness GM the Rick comes back into the room and yells for security to separate Moose and Darling. Moose lets go of Alex and backs off laughing his insane laugh. Darling falls to the floor gasping, but quickly gets to his feet and faces Moose>
MHJ: You want some more of Japan rich boy? Just say when and where. I will NEVER get tired of kicking your ass, NEVER!
<Security keeps them apart and Moose is ushered into the back Chamber room, and Darling heads down the hall>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:16:43 GMT -5
Poe storms into his dressing room, nearly knocking the door off the hinges. He stops cold at what he sees in the room:
Selena sitting in a chair facing the door.Poe: Beloved, you're not supposed to be here... Sa-T: Yeah, well, I do a lot of things I'm not supposed to do. Poe: You're in danger here. Sa-T: It's okay. I got a whistle! Selena shows Poe the whistle around her neck.Poe: A whistle? That's going to protect you? Sa-T: And this... Selena pulls out a cattle prod from under the chair.Sa-T: I'm callin' it Sven. Haha. Poe: I'm not sure that's... Sa-T: Seemed to work on Firewoman didn't it? Poe: You do not understand the gravity of the situation... Sa-T: I get gravity! It makes ya fall & junk. Poe: Beloved... Sa-T: Relax, Omar, I made a deal with that Rock dude. Poe: You hired the Rock? Sa-T: no...that would be cool, but no, the JM dude. Poe: You mean, the GM. TheRick. Sa-T: Yeah, old bald dude. Poe: What is this deal? Sa-T: Anyone that tries to assault me gets suspended for six months. Poe: I'm still not sure... Sa-T: AND...I brought backup. FELLAS! Kai and Aina walk into the room and stand on either side of Selena.Poe: Good to see ya boys. Kai: You made our careers, brah. Aina: We will not let anything happen to Selena. Kai: May Pele have our souls if we do. Poe sighs.Poe: You can stay. Do not go anywhere alone. Selena springs out of her chair and hugs Poe.Sa-T: Yay!
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:41:26 GMT -5
COLD OPEN on former AWA Announcer Larry Nelson who’s standing in front of an old-school OOWF banner.
LN: “Good afternoon everyone. We’ve got an exciting card coming up on this week’s Midweek Mayhem LIVE from the WFCU Centre in Windsor, Ontario. OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Firewoman defends her title in a Triple Threat Match against Matt “the Ultimate Mercenary” Folz and her former stable-mate, Poe! Plus the OOWF Intercontinental title is up for grabs when Ravenna Blue challenges champion The Dead.
“But now I’d like to talk about a six-man tag match coming up between former members of The Five, Stank, LD Williams and Moosehead Jack, going up against Dynamite Danny Taylor and Outback Jack of Drink & Destroy along with my next guest, The Crusher Stan Fulton. Stan come on in here.”
At these words, Fulton walks in from off camera.
LN: “Stan, you’re getting yourself put right into the middle of an old-school slobberknocker if I may use JR’s phrase. What are your thoughts going into this week’s match?”
SF: “Larry, I’ve never been in a match like what’s going to take place this week in my OOWF career, short as that’s been. Moosehead Jack and Stank are two of the most dangerous men in the squared circle. However, Outback Jack is as well and DDT is showing he’s in their league. Stank wants Drink & Destroy, well, destroyed. Moose is willing to help him.
“LD Williams is the wild card on that team. Yes, he was a member of The Five, one of the most evil group of wrestlers to come down the pike. But LD has a code he lives by and I’m not that sure he’s too keen on getting pulled along in Moose and Stank’s wake.
“But that’s where I come in I guess. GMtheRick knows LD and I have a bit of a history. LD’s momma killed my former manager, Sheikh Rahat. She, through LD, claims she didn’t, but I helped put that body in the ground. I threw one of the first shovels of dirt on him. Somewhere in LD’s body are the genes of a cold-blooded killer.
“So now LD has a reason to be in the match above and beyond being Moose and Stank’s proverbial bitch.
LN: “Those are strong words, Stan.”
SF: “They certainly are, Larry. I’ve already gotten the local blood center to have plenty of pints standing by. It’s going to get violent. I’m not one to usually make people bleed, but this week it’s going to happen to all six of us.
“I don’t have a horse in this race regarding Drink & Destroy. I’m not a part of their stable and until this matter with Moose and Stank is resolved I’m not inclined to. What they’re going through is personal and I can respect that. But I have a career to nurture and getting in between is not something that extends your work schedule.
“If Rick wants me to wrestle them, that’s what I’ll do. He signs my checks. I ask “how high?” when he says “jump.” You’ve got to be a man and do what you’re told by your employer. Not the other way around.
“Davin Moreland does have one thing right, I’ll give him that. All this backstage attacking does no one, especially the fans, any good. They pay to see us in the ring and if we walk out there in a full body cast, they’re going to stop coming to see us. Then we’re out of a job.”
LN: “Let’s switch gears and talk about Matt Folz.”
SF: “Well I’ve already said a lot about Matt Folz, but one thing that bears repeating is that he’s a very talented wrestler. I’m very surprised he agreed to team with me, but I aim to show him and the rest of this company that “The Crusher” nickname still means something.
“Texpress, welcome back. I hope your mental issues are in the past. For though you’re the self-proclaimed measuring stick, you’re also taking us for granted. Ask my new partner, Matt Folz, what taking me for granted got him. Ask LD Williams. Ask yourself, Chad Madison.”
Fulton holds up the Onslaught Championship belt.
SF: “You took me for granted. Thought I couldn’t wrestle you through an Onslaught title match without breaking the rules.
“You. Were. Wrong.
“I won that match and took back this title. And after the match, you paid for your disrespect with a shot to the head and ribs. You’d still be there on the canvas if it wasn’t for your partner saving your ass.
“So overlook me and Matt Folz if you want. You’ll pay the same price. Moose and Stank? I’m not taking you for granted. And though I don’t have a horse in this race between you and D&D, I’m still their partner this week. And LD Williams? Bring it on.
“I am The Crusher Stan Fulton and you will respect me.”
Fulton walks off camera.
LN: “Stan Fulton and Drink & Destroy versus Moose, Stank and LD Williams. This week on Mayhem! I’m Larry Nelson reporting.”
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:42:08 GMT -5
After checking to make sure the members of Valor are alright, Ravenna steps into the mass of security and EMT folk mending wounded wrestlers.
She emerges carrying Happy DeathBat, having been dropped in the melee.
Her jaw is clenched and she looks over to any of the Five remaining.
RB: Tell Moose if he wants this back, he's gonna have to talk to me first.
She stalks back down the Hallway of Random Violence to her corner of the Valor dressing room.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:42:55 GMT -5
Chris Evans, Tytan and Ravenna Blue are seen talking in the Valor locker room. Ravenna is still holding Happy DethBat.
Ravenna: So if Moose wants to get this back, he’s gonna have to come here and talk to me.
Evans: You have seriously got a death wish, don’t you Ravenna?
R: Look, the only way that we can save Moose is...
Tytan: Look, there is no saving Moose. You can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved.
R: You don’t know that for sure. He’s gotta have some good deep in his...
E: I’m not gonna let you look ridiculous by finishing that sentence. Moose doesn’t have a heart, or a soul, and he’ll be the first to tell you that. And even if you don’t believe his words, you know how the saying goes: his actions speak loud enough for themselves. Fact is, Moose is not human. No human is capable of causing such bloodshed, and be able to get what can be only be described as an almost sexual-like feeling of euphoria from it. Hell, look at his last promo.
See, does that look like a man who wants to be saved? For your own safety Rav, you need to keep as far away as humanly possible from anything that relates to the Quinns. And even if Moose is fine with you, Firewoman would beat you within an inch of your life if she got even the slightest idea that you were, dare I say, coming onto her big brother.
Ravenna blushes at the sound of that.
R *stammers*: You..you don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t have...any feelings like that for Moose.
E: For your sake, I really hope so. We’ve got enough corruption around here, and I wouldn’t wanna see another fall to them.
Come on Tytan, let's go prepare for our match. You should come too Ravenna. With that bat on you, you're basically a walking target.
R: Thanks, but I think I'll just wait here for Moose.
E: What are you crazy?!
T: Come on Chris, her mind is made up. Besides, she can take care of herself.
E: But she's gonna...
T: Chris! Let's just go.
E: *sigh* Okay, guess there's no changing your mind. Just be careful.
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:43:38 GMT -5
A limo pulls up outside the Windsor Ceasar's. Firewoman gets out, and hands her gear off to a valet, and sighs. Time passes and then the camera angle changes and Fire is standing on the roof looking out over the water. She stands there for a long moment, and slowly steps ever closer to the edge. She closes her eyes, and the breeze blows her hair behind her. She jumps! No, not that....she jumps when a voice comes from behind her.
Eco: I love the perspective that heights can bring.
FW: Leave.
Eco: A little jumpy for you. Must be your recent electrocution.
FW: You get the rare opportunity to be asked twice. Leave.
Eco: I would, Fire, but.... I just can't. Ravenna recently reminded me....who I am...who I wanted to be on my return.....you were right in your promo, Fire....I am a failure. I didn't save the OOWF.....
FW: You want a violin to play during this?
Eco: I didn't save you.
FW: You can't save people who don't want to be saved.
Eco: Yeah...
FW: Especially if you do it by befriending their crack whore mother, airing their past history, and munching down on their brother's flesh.
Eco: *shrugs* Hindsight is 20/20?
FW: *laughs a little* My hindsight is telling me I should have thrown you off this building instead of giving you a second warning, so let me give you a third. Leave me alone.
Eco: The fact you gave me a third....give me hope.
FW: Wonderful...now if you don't mind....
Eco: It's not every husband that would give his wife a bootie call.
FW: My husband knows me very well. He knows that if I went back to the arena there's a good chance that either Poe or I would be dead now, and he also knows that I don't like people protecting me. So he cooks up this little trip to get me out of the arena, and I pretend I don't know what he's doing. He can't stand to not do anything, so I pretend i don't notice.
Eco: Still....kind of an odd way to distract you.
FW: *smiles* It's not like that. We did yoga, drank tea, and just...talked. Jimmy is an old friend. He's a peer. Aries was my coach, but Jimmy...he was right there with us. He knew me .... before....
Eco: Before you went out of control.
FW: *laughs, and it's a genuine laugh* Oh gods, no. I've always been out of control The fact Gabe even kept me on after my debut....you know the story right?
Eco: No....enlighten me.
FW: Well, it was a dark match, which was still going to make its way onto a DVD...you know how ROH is....so it was my debut against Alexander, and he was supposed to win...
Kayfabe appears out of nowhere, and decides to just listen.
Anyway, Alex was supposed to win, and I dunno, he said something smart ass. We didn't know each other well then... Probably something about not losing to a girl... anyway, I sort of lost it a little and decided no way is he winning.
Eco: And he didn't.
FW: Nope. Surprised him with a roll up, and the ref had no choice but to count it.
Eco: I'm surprised you weren't fired.
FW: Yeah, Alex was LIVID, and Gabe was too, until he heard the crowd reaction and read the boards the next day.
Eco: Alex apparently got over it. You guys have been ... friends since?
FW: Took a few weeks but yeah.... shit happens, ya know? Anyway, Jimmy was there, and he knew me....he's changed a lot....well on his twelve steps and all. He gave me perspective. Compared the old me to this me. Stuff like that.
Eco: What does that mean?
FW: It means, I have a lot to think about.
Eco: In and out of the ring?
FW: ....
Eco: The fact that your even thinking about what you're thinking about up here gives me hope too.
FW: You don't know what--
Eco's voice and entire demeanor changes.
Eco: You need a person who cares in your life. And I, apparently, could never be that. If you have it.....don't throw it away. It's not like you don't deserve it, because you do.
Firewoman turns and looks at Eco strangely. Eco seems to change back into his crazy self.
Eco: Okay...see you.
Eco leaves. Fire stares after him for a minute, sighs, and turns looking back out over the water. Firewoman waits a few minutes and walks into the door to go down in the the arena and locker rooms.
She stops at Ric's and sees a familiar face. Firewoman walks up to Davin and hands him a cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee.
DM: Uh huh....
FW: Here. I saw what you did with...your aunt. And Poe. Thank you.
DM: Uh huh....
FW: That's all.
Firewoman sits the coffee down on the table in front of him, and walks away. She stops and comes back and points to the black bag Davin has sitting next to him.
FW: Can I borrow that?
DM: Su....sure...does this mean what I think it means?
FW: We'll see....
Firewoman grabs the bag and then walks down the hall toward the Darling Suites.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:44:33 GMT -5
Shortly after, because timelines are unclear, Ecosystem walks into frame where Evans and Tytan are.
Evans: Piss off.
Eco: I want to talk to my partner.
Evans: Where is he? (turns around) Oh, he doesn't mean--
Eco: I want to talk to my partner alone.
Evans: First of all, he's not--
Tytan: Let us be, Chris. It's fine.
Evans: ...I am unhappy with the number of people I am leaving alone. This is very Scooby-Doo like.
Evans glares at Eco and exits.
Eco: So let's turn around and get her before she does something stupid.
Tytan: You're one to talk.
Eco: I get you realizing Evans is not the best person to talk to her. So let's walk.
Tytan: And you are?
Eco: I may be? Look, you don't even know--
Tytan: I passed on the damn letter to you, remember?
Eco's face turns beet red.
Eco: ..I do.
Tytan: You need to let that go. You pissed on the sentiment then, and it's too late now.
Eco: Too late for what? I'm not looking for anything. I'm just looking to keep her from hurting--
Tytan pushes Eco up against the wall. Eco shows no resistance.
Tytan: NO, damn it. NO. Listen to me very carefully. YOU are the one who will end up hurting her. YOU are the one who has hurt everyone around you.
Eco: I--
Tytan: Juni, understand this. You're not purely the Devil, I know that. But you have one within you. You mock, and you rant, and you rave, and you tell everyone I will exult upon being able to bury you.
I won't.
I would love to heal you, bring you back, save you as you believe you have saved others. But you've gone too far down the rabbit hole. Things are starting to get more and more combustible in this company, and whatever happens at Hell on Earth, I know you will exacerbate it, make it worse, cause more blood to be shed than need be.
I think you can't help it. I think it's a sickness. I think--
Eco: It's all part of the plan?
Tytan: You have no plan.
Eco: (laughing) You're right...Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.
Tytan: Cute quote. But you are indeed, a schemer. You think you have a plan...but you undermine yourself every time. You lose focus, you get lost, and the whole plan is twisted into everything it was meant to tear down.
One of these days, you will join the Five's little club. You will kill an innocent man. You may do so in love, or passion, or confusion. But you will take a life that should never have been taken.
Unless I take yours first.
Eco suddenly tears himself away, ripping himself from Tytan's grip.
Eco: You lie.
Tytan: How so?
Eco: You said I would kill an innocent man.
Tytan: Am I wrong?
Eco: Tytan...(with a glimmer in the eye)...no one is innocent. Now look back to the wall.
Tytan looks to the wall, where a small bloodstain is left from Eco's head, wound having been reopened from the earlier attacks. He looks back...and Eco is gone.
Tytan: Damn.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:45:38 GMT -5
*An apprehensive Scheme Gene is interviewing OBJ in his Jack of the Hinterlands personality*
SG: Well, fans, I'm here...
JH: Shut the fuck up, Gene.
SG: ....
JH: Keep quiet and I won't kill you. My new partner doesn't say much, but he's a tough bastard. I'll go to war with him any day. Fulton's an evil fucking bastard, but he can go in the ring. He can probably hold his own against LD, and there aren't too many guys I'll say that about. Meanwhile, Moose, Stank, I'm still here. Every time you come after me, I get stronger. Knock Outback Jack down, and I get up again. I can outlast both of you.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:46:33 GMT -5
TheRick is tossing a drink back when there's a knock on his door. Now, since no one ever knocks (and he's drunk), he has no idea what to do. Erlana watches him dumbfounded, then gets up and opens the door. The woman at the door walks in:W: Aloha, GM Rick. GmtR: Uh, they call me The Rick. W: Well, The Rick, I have a contract I think you'd like to see. She hands TheRick the contract.GMtR: What's your name? W: Noelani. TheRick looks over the contract and his eyes widen and his jaw slacks slightly.GMtR: They're available? N: They are. GMtR: Well, this is great timing. N: I'll be in touch then. GMtR: You represent them? N: Yes, I do. I take care of their every need. GMtR: That's great. I look forward to doing business with you. Noelani winks.N: Aloha, Rick.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:47:24 GMT -5
There's a knock at the door. Kai and Aina slowly open it and see a floral delivery person standing there with a big bouquet of wild flowers. They take it, tip the delivery person, and he leaves.
Kai: Who are they from?
Aina: Maybe read the card?
Kai: "Welcome to the OOWF guys. Maybe we can hold hands in the ring and sing Kum Bay Ya some time. Peace, love, and tofu, Firewoman"
Aina: Aw, that's sweet....
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:48:06 GMT -5
<Poe walks into the room where Selena and the Flying Hawaiians should be. But the room is empty, except for Moose sitting at the table, with his feet up smoking a cigar. Poe’s eyes narrow and he immediately charges across the room at Moose>
MHJ: Just stop right there Poe. I didn’t touch Selena or either of the Hawaiian boys. They are all safe and sound. I asked them to leave so we could chat.
Poe: <growling> Where are they?
MHJ: Seriously, I don’t know. The three of them left together. Sit down
Poe: I don’t have time for this……
MHJ: Just sit the fuck down and listen to what I have to say
<Poe sits, glaring at Moose. Moose swings around to face him>
MHJ: This is going to get out of hand.
Poe: Not my doing
MHJ: Yes, it is. You are responsible, Fire is responsible, and I am responsible. I am here, believe it or not, to offer a truce
Poe: What?
MHJ: Look, we go back a long way. I know you, you know me. I also suspect that deep down, you know you cannot win a war against the Quinns. Not both of us.
<Poe nods slightly>
Poe: So, what do you propose?
MHJ: Three things. One, YOU tell Fire that that story about me stabbing her is complete bullshit. And two, win or lose, you and Fire settle your shit IN the ring. If you win at Hell on Earth, you walk out like a champion. If you lose at Hell on Earth, you walk out like a man. And finally, you KNOW Fire is going to get revenge, you fucking tased her. She will get her shots in, then it fucking stays in the ring.
Poe: And what, exactly, is in this for me?
MHJ: Well, I stay out of it. Like I wanted to do in the first place. You don’t face a war with both Fire and I, a war, like I said, that you cannot win.
Poe: What, no closure about Japan?
MHJ: <shaking his head> I am fucking tired of Japan. I would ask you if you did it, if you ordered it, if you say yes, it’s a war. If you say no, Fire won’t believe you anyway. So what’s the point?
Poe: The point is, if I say no, will you believe me
MHJ: Does it matter?
Poe: Yes
MHJ: I don’t know. You are a sick twisted fuck. Part of me completely believes you would order the hit, but then another part of me believes you wouldn’t order the hit, you would do it yourself. So take that for what its worth.
Poe: And Selena?
MHJ: I don’t touch her. Look, I am making this offer once, and that is it. You have to decide here, do you want a war that will cause all involved unimaginable bloodshed and pain – and you know goddamn well I will go there, and so will Fire. Or do you and Fire want to settle this shit once and for all, and we all can fucking move on with our lives? You two, in a cage, beat each other senseless, whatever. I can go to hell and back and be just as content. Do you want to chance your career?
<Moose doesn’t say another word, he gets to his feet and walks down the hall leaving Poe alone to do whatever he is going to do. Moose walks right to a door marked Valor and kicks the door open. Inside, Moose sees Ravenna Blue disassembling Happy DethBat>
MHJ: What the hell are you doing?
Rav: This thing has caused too much pain and suffering
MHJ: One, there is no thing as too much pain and suffering, two, leave my fucking bat alone.
Rav: How can you say that?
MHJ: It’s MY fucking bat!
Rav: NOT THAT! How can you say there is no such thing as too much pain and suffering? Look what this has done to you!
MHJ: <through gritted teeth> Without pain and suffering, there can be no pleasure and joy. You have to suffer to know the good from the bad. Sometimes, the suffering becomes the good, and when you get to that point, something like DethBat is your key to happiness
<Ravenna sits there dumbfounded>
Rav: That is the most backward logic I have ever heard in my life
MHJ: It may be, but it is the truth
<Ravenna looks at Moose and sighs, clearly he is telling the truth>
MHJ: Now, can I have that one back, or do I have to go make a new one
Rav: If you can make a new one, why is this one so important to you?
MHJ: It has bits of Darling on it
Rav: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard
MHJ: That may be, but again, it is true. Now, can I have the bat back or not
Rav: This won’t solve a thing
MHJ: What will? You want me to sit down and talk out my problems? Maybe sit and meditate and find common ground where both parties give some ground to make an overall better place for everyone involved? Maybe discuss our feelings and why we are feeling the way we are?
Rav: YES!
MHJ: Not today. I have an Aussie and a Mute to skin alive, now…….the bat
<Ravenna sighs and hands it over, Moose looks it up and down and straightens some of the nails Ravenna had bent>
MHJ: And the razor wire?
<Ravenna hands that over too, Moose is grinning with excitement as he rewraps the bat in razor wire>
Rav: At some point, we are going to have a long talk
MHJ: Can’t talk now, do you smell it Rav?
Rav: What? Do I smell what?
MHJ: Blood. It’s in the air again, just like it was on the cruise, only this time, its thicker……..they won’t be satisfied until the ring flows with blood
Rav: They who?
<Moose looks at Ravenna and grins, then taps the side of his head>
MHJ: They know. They know what’s coming. They tell me more each day. Its glorious too. It is going to be a bloodbath. I can’t wait.
<Moose stares at DethBat and gets an almost demonic look of pleasure in his eyes, his sentence trails off and he walks out of the room, leaving Ravenna much like Poe, wondering what to do next>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:49:04 GMT -5
Firewoman is in the Darling Luxury Suites. Alexis comes in and gives her a look.
FW: Are you ever going to explain why you're mad at me?
LD: I'm not mad...just....concerned.
FW: Well, I'm fine....I mean, I feel a little confused sometimes, but--
LD: Not about that...well, okay, yes that, but .... you remember the last time, right?
FW: Last time I was tased?
LD: No.....dammit......
FW: Oh....That was different. Besides, as soon as Lucky gets it straightened out, it won't matter.
LD: So, you're staying in his room because...?
FW: ...
LD: ...
FW: I think I'm taking a walk.
Firewoman leaves. She wanders through the halls until she randomly encounters Matt Folz.
MF: Firewoman.
FW: Folz.
MF: Look, I'm not going to be an afterthought in your match Wednesday. I know you and Poe are focused on killing each other, but I deserve that belt just as much as you do, and...
FW: Belt?
MF: The World Championship belt?
FW: Right.....well, okay, then....you think you can take it, then you're welcome to try. But if I were you, I'd make sure you don't get between us. Despite our recent difficulties, I really wouldn't want to kill you accidentally.
The two shake hands.
MF: Respect among professionals. Gotta love it.
Fire continues until she gets to Moose's room, and just walks in.
MHJ: Heya sis, how ya feelin'.
FW: Good. How's LD?
MHJ: He's been better, he's been worse.
FW: Fantastic.
There's a pause, and then Firewoman picks up the table...yes, literally picks it up, and throws it Moose's direction. She grabs Happy Deth Bat while Moose is ducking.
MHJ: WHAT THE FUCK!?
FW: Do you want the LIST, Moose? Do you want me to go down the very lengthy list Moose of just what you've done THIS WEEK, Moose? Let's see, Moose. For starters, Moose... for starters, that bitch whore of a mother comes to you, bats her eyelashes, and what do you do, Moose. What DO you do, Moose? You give her money!!
Fire begins to laugh maniacally, as she smashes anything she can find along the wall to her right as she talks.
You don't heartpunch her through the wall, like she deserves. Why would you do that, Moose? Give the prostitute addict who pimped out her own daughter some cash! Brilliant!
MHJ: HEY! Watch the--
FW: And then...do you remember me asking you, Moose? No...do you remember PROMISING me, Moose.....that you'd leave him alone? That you wouldn't hurt him? You do remember that, don't you, Moose?
MHJ: He's filling you head with lies--
FW: Oh get over it. He didn't say any of that was true. It was just his perception. That's all....and it kind of makes sense a little bit...
MHJ: You can't POSSIBLY believe...
FW: Do NOT change the fucking subject, Moose. The point is, you nearly strangled the life out of him, Moose, after promising me you wouldn't, Moose....
Fire smashes anything she can find to the left of her as she talks.
So you'll excuse me if I don't exactly have a lot of faith in your trustworthiness right now.
MHJ: Are you fucking done?
Moose walks toward her but she swings Happy Deth Bat at him, forcing him to back up, because it's not just an idle swing.
FW: But the best part, Moose? The very super-best-amazing part, Moose? The part that just SUPER FUCKING SPARKLES with me? You not MINUTES ago walked into the room of the man that is causing all this in the first place...the man that zapped me with a cattle prod, and is TRYING to drive a wedge between us... you go to him.....you walk right into his room.... and you offer him what, Moose.....What did you offer him?
MHJ: I am TRYING to keep you from--
FW: A TRUCE, Moose....You offer him.... a TRUCE. He attacks me in an alley with a cattle prod and all you do is talk MEAN to him.....and give him an olive branch and basically kiss his ass like you have for years.
Fire turns and smashes things behind her, and then turns back before Moose can advance.
I mean really....just staying out of it all together would have been better.
MHJ: Are you done?
FW: No, Moose...I am not done. Since you're playing Henry Kissinger here, I thought I'd give you my answer. The answer is no, Moose. I do not agree with this little truce of yours. I am NOT going to confine my attacks on Poe to the ring, Moose, I am NOT going to keep my distance from those little body guards of his, Moose, and if I happen to see that little child bride of his walking around, I'm going to try really hard, Moose, to remember that she's just as much a victim of his as anyone else, and NOT rip the hair off her scalp and wear it as a hat.
Firewoman punctuates her last sentence by taking Happy Deth Bat and throwing it through the television set, where it sends up lots of sparks. Fire turns and leaves the room before Moose can say anything.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:49:45 GMT -5
<Fire doesn't get two steps out of the room when Moose grabs her from behind and throws her back into the room. Fire turns around and comes at Moose, but Moose BLASTS her with a heart punch then grabs her by the throat, lifts her up and THROWS her on the couch>
FW: WHAT THE FUC.....
MHJ: SHUT THE FUCK UP!I HAVE FUCKING HAD E GODAMN NOUGH! You want to go all out after Poe at the risk of your title? FUCKING DO IT THEN! You want to keep protecting that little twatrash Darling when he FUCKING LIES ABOUT ME STABBING YOU IN JAPAN? Then go fucking listen to him. I AM SICK AND GODDAMN TIRED OF THIS!
You BITCH and MOAN when I don't come to your aid, well have you ever considered THIS Fire? COMING TO YOUR AID EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU WERE WRONGED IS A FULL TIME GODDAMN JOB!
Yes, I GAVE mom money to GO THE FUCK AWAY. I was TIRED of her fucking drama around here. You want her dead? THEN YOU FUCKING DO IT! You had NO problem trying to kill dad, what the FUCK is stopping you now? You don't like the way I handle things? TOO FUCKING BAD! I don't fucking do things your way anymore than YOU do things MY way. YOU don't like the kind of brother I am? TOO FUCKING BAD! I AM FUCKING DONE trying to please you, do you FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT?
I gave in with Darling, I hate that motherfucker more than anyone else on the planet, I fucking TOLD you that if he made you happy, then THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING DECISION. I wouldn't interfere. And if you call what I did some kind of vicious attack? Fuck you. He WALKED OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOM, hardly a fucking attack. If you think I will never lay a fucking finger on him again, you are fucking WRONG.
Now, do whatever the FUCK you want to do. I have your back, TO A FUCKING POINT. I am NOT a GODDAMN ATTACK DOG that you can just ORDER to attack when YOU start shit. Poe tased you. Poe lied about me. I settled my shit with Poe, or tried to, you do whatever the FUCK you have to do, if Poe goes over WHAT I DECIDE is the line I will be right there and he knows that, and you GODDAMN WELL SHOULD KNOW THAT!
I am TIRED of the petty bickering, I am TIRED of EVERYTIME someone opens their mouth about you, you feel slighted and bitch about ME not jumping to your defense. I have an obligation to Stank, I promised him I would help him end Drink and Destroy.
You begged me not to let my war with Darling get personal. You warned me that nothing good would come of it, and now look at you, you are doing the SAME thing with Poe. You want to risk the title? You do it.
<Fire gets to her feet and walks right to Moose, glares at him, Moose glares back. Fire takes a deep breath and walks out of the room>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:50:32 GMT -5
*Firewoman continues WALKING~! and is being followed by the cameras out to the generic loading dock in the arena. Suddenly, a pack of Marlboros come flying out at her*
FW: HEY! Hey! Gotta light?
DM: *puffing away himself* You know *hands her a lighter* it's ridiculous that you...THE FIREWOMAN...doesn't have a light.
FW: Well ex-fucking-SCUSE me I have a lot on my mind right now.
DM: So the heartpunch...did you like it?
FW: Yeah...it kinda...
DM: Tickles? I know. It's hilarious. Big badass Moosehead Jack with Daizee Haze's finisher.
*They both chuckle about it for a second*
FW: So what do YOU want?
DM: *shrugs* Finish my smoke.
FW: After that?
DM: *makes eye contact* Nothing. I've got stuff to do, in case you didn't notice. What I'm doing is working. That's important to not only me, but all of us here in OOWF.
FW: Why would you care about -
DM: Because, half-pint, I am only half-a-Quinn.
FW: DON'T CALL ME...
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Don't call me half-pint" I know. You used to say it just like that when you were 6. Huh.
FW: What?
DM: Smell it?
FW: *sniffs* Smell wha--oh...yeah.
DM: It's gonna be a good week for bleedin'. I've got tape to break down. Later.
*Davin leaves as Fire puffs away on her cig*
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:51:12 GMT -5
*Old School Promo*
Alexander Darling and Shawn Johnson are standing in front of an OOWF banner waiting for the sign that they're on and it looks like the two are having fun, laughing and smiling when Shawn gets the 3, 2, 1 from the ninja cam.
OGM & AS SJ: Hello OOWF fans, Shawn Johnson here backstage coming to you live from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. I'm standing by with one of the best in the company, Alexander Darling.
Alexander: Thanks for the kind words, Shawn.
OGM & AS SJ: No problem Alex. It's the truth. But even saying that, one can't help but notice that since losing the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship to your now current wife, Firewoman, you've been floundering a bit.
Alexander: Is that what it seems like?
OGM & AS SJ: To a casual observer, I am sure it might.
Alexander: Well, to that casual observer, I will say this...you're right.
OGM & AS SJ: Excuse me? Did you happen to say someone else was right?
Alexander: I know it's surprising to hear coming from me, but it's the truth. Once my issues inside the ring with Firewoman dissipated, I wasn't sure what my next step was. And then the wedding happened and Moosehead Jack came for blood once again and knocked me out of action for a few weeks.
OGM & AS SJ: Since returning to action from that attempted manslaughter...I'm sorry, unsanctioned match, you've had your ups and downs. A loss to rookie JP Sparxx, a dominating victory in a return match. A loss to Eric O'Mac in a 3-way match and then a return victory in Eric's specialty 15 minuts of Fame match. Why the inconsistency?
Alexander: Shawn, to be honest...it's that time of year when things are changing and I admit my focus has been drawn in different directions. Beyond the personal and private stuff going on with my wife and getting that situation dealt with and dealing with my sisters and their issues with certain people, it's been tough for me to keep my mind on the task at hand.
OGM & AS SJ: Are you using that as an excuse?
Alexander: Not at all Shawn. Just stating the situation. When I've lost those matches, it was because I wasn't the best wrestler on those nights, but in both cases I've come back and showed what I was capable of. The fact is it's that time of year when the winds are changing in the OOWF. The Five have collapsed, DELIVERS and Valor are on a crash course for destruction and that means there is going to be a power vacuum soon.
OGM & AS SJ: And where will Alexander Darling be standing once the winds are done swirling?
Alexander: No one knows Shawn, that's what makes this business so special. Things can flip on a dime and no one can predict what happens tomorrow, let alone next month. But what I will say is that I know what I'm capable of it's time to show the OOWF just what that is.
OGM & AS SJ: So, what is your next goal here in the OOWF?
Alexander: It's two-fold Shawn. Goal number one is to step into the ring this week with Bryce Larson and JP Sparxx and put on the match of the night. I have history with both of these rising stars and whether either one will admit it or not, they know stepping into the ring with me is an honor and something they have to take advantage of.
OGM & AS SJ: Bryce Larson has said if he wins this match, it should set him up for a world title match. And JP Sparxx has already pinned you once, a second win over you will catapult him right into a title picture of his own. How do you feel that other wrestlers may be using you as a stepping stone?
Alexander: I say let them try. Because when I win, I have my own title aspirations.
OGM & AS SJ: Feel like letting the world know what those aspirations are?
Alexander: Sure. I've shown my violent side in feuds with Poe, Moose, and Fire among others but the time has come for me to show that I can be the best damn pure wrestler in this company. Right now, that will mean going after Stan Fulton. So, I make this known to the entire Onslaught Division. Keep that belt nice and warm because I want it. And I am Alexander Darling and well, none of you are.
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:51:59 GMT -5
*Moments Later*
Alexander and Shawn walk into the Darling Suites where Alexis is watching OOWF TV. Alex takes a seat next to his sister and watches the promo's from Moose & Poe and then Firewoman's response and we can see Alex getting angrier and angrier. Then Moose's promo comes on and when he goes after Fire it looks like Alex is about to jump into action, but his sister grabs his arm and pulls him back down onto the couch.
Alexis: Wait. Just watch.
The promo continues and we see Moose throw a heartpunch at Fire.
Wait for it....
Alex and Alexis burst out laughing.
And they keep laughing.
They try to stop.
They don't. More laughing.
Alexander: When *HAHA* is he *HAHA* going to *HAHAHA* stop using *HAHAHAHA* that move. *HAHAHAHA*
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:52:45 GMT -5
Dynamite Danny Taylor sits with his back to the camera. Four Televisions sit in front of him. We can see his shoulders moving up and down slowly as he appears to be focusing on his breathing. As the camera moves in we see the images on the televisions.
TV one shows a scene of Moosehead Jack and Stank breaking Spin Hansens arm.
TV two shows a scene of Moosehead Jack taking a barbed wire bat to Spencers face after he kidnapped her.
TV three shows a scene of a badly beaten Wally B King being thrown at Outback Jack bye Stank.
TV four is paused on a scene of DVD hanging from a ringpost bye barbwire.
Danny's head slowly pans between each TV, pausing to take in each image deeply. His breathing seems to become more agitated with each scene. Suddenly he spins around to face the camera, and we can see that he is still covered in a combination of old dried blood, and fresh blood from the recent violence. There is a look of pure rage and possibly madness in his eyes. All the calming, logical people he had surrounded himself with have been removed, and only the weapon remains.
Taylor reaches out and grabs the camera, he stares into for an uncomfortably long amount of time. Finally he simply mouths the word "Boom", before destroying the camera completely.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:53:22 GMT -5
Poe is sitting on the couch in his locker room in deep thought/concentration. Then Selena, Kai, and Aina come in, holding pies.
Poe: So you are okay...
Sa-T: Yeah, we went out for pie. Want some?
Poe: No thank you.
Sa-T: You love pie!
Poe: Beloved...
Sa-T: *singing* It's Lemon Marangue...
Poe: Sit it on the table.
Sa-T: Yay!
Kai: You okay brah?
Before Poe answers, Aina's phone rings. He answers.
Aina: Aloha...he did? ...And are you gonna?...Awesome, I'll tell him...bye.
Poe: Good news?
Aina: Uh, I'll tell you later.
Aina nods at Kai, Kai nods back.
Poe: You two and your twin speak.
Kai: How did your talk with Ket go?
Poe is quiet.
Poe: I need to do something.
Poe leaves the room quickly as Ka, Aina, and Selena watch with confused looks on their faces. Poe walks down the hallway and grabs the first SFJ he sees (lets call her Gwendolyn)
Poe: Interview me.
SFJG: Uh, uh, okay. I'm here with former two time OOWF Champion, Poe. Poe, you recently had a sit down with your former ally, Moosehead Jack. Your thoughts.
Poe looks directly into the camera.
Poe: Ket, I never wanted to go to war with you. As for your sister, I never even wanted to associate with her again. She has what I want. I went over the line, and for that, brother, I am sorry. As for you, Firewoman, I regret nothing. I do not care for you. I do not care about you or As the Midol Turns. I don't know who stabbed you. I don't care who stabbed you. It wasn't me. It wasn't Alexander. It wasn't Moose. It was none of my associates. And unfortunately, whoever it was, did a piss poor job. I will meet you at Hell On Earth, in your steel cage for MY World Championship. I will not attack you before hand. I will not speak to you. Ket, I accept your peace offering. We will settle this in the ring. We will leave it in that very ring. When I win, I will walk out as Champion and I will walk out LIKE a Champion. If you win...
Poe snarls.
Poe: I might just have to keep on walking. The shame just might be too much to bear. So, Firewoman, if you have any honor at all, we will go to war at Hell on Earth. You wanted this. You asked for me and everything that comes with it, and you got it and then some. If you do not have any honor, well, I guess we'll see what that fucked up mind of yours can come up with.
Poe snarls at Gwendolyn and walks back to his locker room.
SFJG: ...Thank you Poe.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 27, 2011 21:54:09 GMT -5
Cut to Matt Folz's lockerroom, Hayden Panettiere standing there with a mic.
HP: I'm Hayden Panettiere standing here with Matt Folz,who tomorrow night will compete in a triple threat match against Poe and OOWF World Champion Firewoman. Matt, what are your thoughts going into this match?
MF: Hayden,it's just like I told Firewoman earlier: I'm not going to be an afterthought in this match. I honestly couldn't care less about whatever problems Poe and Fire are having, If they ignore me then I don't care which one I beat for the title.
HP: Moving on, you've made some surprising comments towards Stan Fulton and Alexander and Alexis Darling lately, care to comment on that?
MF: Addressing Stan first, he made a business proposal towards me,and I accepted. Nothing more than that. Not a friendship,although I do realize that some of the comments I've made about his weight may have gone across the line. And he does have some raw talent to work with.
HP: Somewhat ironically, you've essentially made the same proposal to the Darling twins that Fulton has made to you.
MF: You have no idea how hard this is for me to say, but Darling was right about everything he said in that hotel room. I am one of the 5 most talented wrestlers in this company but for some reason there is just something missing. Alexis and Alexander have been around this company since the beginning, maybe they can help me figure out what it is.
HP: Good luck in your match tomorrow
Fade
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