OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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STAN FULTON & MATT FOLZ vs. TAVIAN & VLAD DRACULThe Romanians are introduced first, to no reaction whatsoever from the crowd. Fulton is introduced by himself, to mostly cheers, but a few boos mixed in due to his recent comments about Packer fans. The crowd goes absolutely insane as the first few notes of the Foo Fighters Baker Street start to play and the homestate boy, Matt Folz is introduced. The usually impassive, Malenko-like Folz is touched by this, out of character high fiving the fans as he walks down the aisle and hits the ring. The bell rings and we're underway.
Folz starts out against his first ever OOWF opponent, Tavian Dracul. Quickly backing him into the corner and unleashing some WISCONSIN VIOLENCE!. Chop (whooo), Chop (Whooo), Chop (whoooo!!). Folz sends him off the ropes with an Irish whip, hitting a powerful lariat. Folz picks him up from behind, setting him up for a release German suplex, but Tavian manages to counter, hitting 3 quick elbows to the head which momentarily stagger Folz. Tavian manages to get to his corner and tag out to Vlad, who builds up a head of steam and charges................right into a beautiful old school Arn Anderson style spine buster by Folz. Folz drags Vlad into his corner and tags out to Fulton.
Fulton hits a powerful elbow drop on the downed Vlad, then.....goes for an STF?
!!! Looks like he picked that up training with Folz the past few weeks. He locks it in perfectly, but unfortunately too close to the ropes, Vlad is just able to reach for them and get out of it. Short arm clothesline, and Fulton goes to the ropes, looking to hit his finisher, when Folz gestures to him. Fulton climbs down from the second rope, walks over to consult with Folz for a second, nods and tags him in. Fulton puts Vlad up in a pile driver position, Folz climbs to the second rope... SPIKE PILEDRIVER. Folz covers, Fulton cuts off Tavian trying to make the save, 1...2....3. It's over
WINNERS by pin fall in 90 seconds: Matt Folz and Stan Fulton.
STANK vs. BRYCE LARSON vs. DAVIN MORELAND – Winner Gets an Onslaught Title Shot TonightDear God, who thought THIS match was a good idea? Clearly, there is no love lost between any of the three of the wrestlers here tonight, for many different reasons. Don't know who the crowd will cheer for either, since they're all kind of assholes. One thing's for sure, physicality will be the name of the game tonight. First out is Bryce Larson, who's getting more cheers now than he probably ever has in OOWF. He looks a little amped up, and if you didn't know better, maybe nervous? He climbs in and acknowledges the crowd. Next up is Stank, who is roundly booed. Stank loves this, and laughs his ass off all the way to the ring as he flips off the crowd. Classy. He gets in the ring and extends his hand to Larson, saying something like “I'm Stank, nice to meet you, Bruce”. Larson, appropriately says “Fuck off” and tells him he's number 1 with a universal gesture. Well, can't we just feel the love? Suddenly, the music changes as the theme for the World's Greatest Tag Team starts to play over the sound system. The Jumbotron shows the “Davin Moreland/Stank” tag team graphic that we haven't seen in several years, and Davin Moreland appears at the top of the ramp, alone, in one of the matching green singlets that they used to wear. The majority of the crowd thinks this is funny. The rest seem to be torn between smarks cheering for Davin, and others booing him, for whatever reasons. Stank, to his credit, took this in stride, and chuckled as Davin panders his way down to the ring, complete with a golf clap in Davin's direction. Well, this is friendly...so far...Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros appears to wish he were anywhere else as he calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
At the bell, the three standoff with each other in a triangle, arms out, all looking at one another looking to make the first move. Davin and Stank are each feigning a move at each other, while Larson looks on. Suddenly, there's some eye contact between Davin and Stank, and they both rush at Larson. The crowd hates this. Larson tries to fight the two big men off, but it's too much, and eventually they start putting the boots to him. Davin goes to the top turnbuckle and Stank feeds Larson to him. Davin gets Larson in Pile driver position and jumps...OUT OF THE RING TO THE CEMENT FLOOR! Bah Gawd Larson might be dead! Crowd boos the shit out of this as Barros heads out to check on Larson. Davin slides back in now and meets Stank in the middle of the ring. They're not saying much, just slowly circling. Suddenly, Stank stands straight up and stops moving. He stares down Davin and says “Fucktard”. Davin starts to laugh, so Stank starts to laugh. Davin then unleashes a vicious backhand slap to Stank's jaw, which turns him around. Chop Block from Davin sends Stank to his knees. Davin yells “You'll always be my bitch, and my pimp hand is STRONG, son!” This, well, obviously, draws lots of boos, and Davin hits the far ropes, trying for a BIG Shining Wizard. It misses, as Stank ducks, grabs Davin, and shakes the ring with a Back Suplex.
Stank is clearly pissed, and just starts lighting up Davin with punches while he's prone on his back. Usually, this is just a fun little spot, but Stank ends up throwing right hand after right hand, and these are all with his full weight behind the punches. He's drilled him in the jaw, nose, eye sockets and temples, and he's simply not stopping as Davin's face is a bloody mess. Still not stopping. Blood is flying everywhere, spattering around Davin's head on the mat, and spattering on Stank now, so he's nearly covered with it. Still Stank doesn't stop. Finally he tires of punching, and wraps his hands around Davin's throat. This is followed up by slamming Davin's head off the mat. And he continues. And continues. He shows no sign of stopping and Davin must have received several concussions by now. Stank's once lively expression has now gone blank. Finally, Barros slides back into the ring, and mercifully is able to pull Stank off of Davin. Davin looks to be in terrible shape, and he's not moving. Stank wipes the blood out of his eyes, and locks Davin into the SOUTHERN COMFORT! He cinches back, and it doesn't look like Davin's in any position to even tap out. Just as Barros is about to call for the bell, Larson, sporting a nice gash on the top of his head, hits Stank with a Missile Dropkick off the top, forcing Stank to break the hold.
Larson is HEATED, and is taking his aggression out on Stank. He pulls down one of his knee pads, and lands two straight Slingshot Kneedrops to the back of Stank's head. Perhaps now Stank can join the concussion party. He waits for Stank to get to his hands and knees, before DRILLING him with an ORTON PUNT TO THE TEMPLE! Crowd hates this too. Unlike some companies, the OOWF doesn't treat the audience like they're stupid, so Stank's not dead or anything, but his eyes definitely rolled in the back of his head. Larson yells out to the crowd, something, and pulls Stank up to his feet, and positions him on the top turnbuckle. He yells again...”DELAWARE!” Holy crap, he's trying for the Dela-Ware Special! Been a while since we've seen this. Superplex! It's rolled through into a DDT! THAT is rolled through into a Guillotine choke! Then he rolls sideways into a pinfall with the legs grapevined! Barros is shocked so he's late into the count....1....2....thre...NO! Out of NOWHERE, a bloodied and beat up Davin kicked Larson in the head and broke the count. It appears to be taking all of Davin's energy just to stand, so it's Larson who is first to attack with some Chop-WOOs.
He Chop-WOOs Davin all the way into the corner. He hoists Davin onto the top turnbuckle and does the 10-punch thing before yelling “DELAWARE!” again. Well, the crowd liked it last time, so this time they pop. He hooks Davin up, but it takes too long, because here comes Stank. HE hooks up Larson! The crowd goes deathly silent, as Stank rears back for a DOUBLE SUPERPLEX! Stank's still a little wobbly, and the Superplex goes horribly off line. Larson gets hung up in the ropes before hitting the mat, and Davin goes flying all the way to the outside. Somehow, Davin is able to land on his feet, even though the force of the action makes him squat all the way down. Larson's down! Stank is down! Davin limps into the ring, grabs Larson like a rag doll and PRESS SLAMS him out of the ring. Stank's starting to stir, so Davin stomps on his face, and maybe broke a tooth. As Stank reflexively covers his mouth, Davin drags himself over to Stank's legs. He locks them in. Stank realizes what's going on, but it's too late as Davin rolls him over! SHARPSHOOTER! Davin screams “TAP” with a voice that's cracking, but he doesn't care. Stank's in the middle of the ring, and as much as it kills him, he has no choice.
WINNER in 26:41 by SUBMISSION...Davin Moreland! Davin Moreland gets an Onslaught Title Shot Tonight!
As soon as he hears the bell ring, Davin breaks the hold and starts giving the “Dreaded X” sign to the back, himself. Barros does the same thing, and a team of paramedics flood the ring and ringside area, tending to all 3 men. None of them are currently moving.
RAVENNA BLUE & CONCRETE TG vs. THE DEAD & TYLER VANGARDEDead and Tyler are announced first and make there way to the ring together. Concrete Takion Gryphon's music hits next and he comes out to cheers from the fans. He waits on the ramp momentarily, waiting on his partner, after a short delay Ravenna Blue comes out to cheers. The two make their way to the ring, with Ravenna trailing slightly behind. As they enter the ring, Crete whispers something to Rav, and she shakes her head no, and can be seen mouthing the words "I'm fine". Dead opts to start for his team, and Ravenna motions that she will start for hers.
The ref calls for the bell, and we are underway.Dead and Blue circle and lockup. Ravenna gets the advantage, pulling Dead into a side headlock. Dead is able to push Blue off the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a clothesline. Ravenna goes down but is quickly back up. She cuts Dead's next attack off with a kick to the gut. Ravenna follows up with several quick chops, and a standing dropkick that sends Dead down. Ravenna goes to pick Dead up, and he rakes her eyes. Crete calls for the tag, but Ravenna waves him off. Dead locks Ravenna in a rear waste lock, and she attempts to elbow her way out of it. Dead keeps it locked on and pulls Ravenna to the ground, floating over into a seated . Ravenna tries to fight out of it, but a knee to the back puts her back down. Dead pulls Ravenna up and wrenches her arm before dragging her to his corner and tagging in Vanguarde.
Tyler comes in with a kick to Ravenna’s gut. He paintbrushes the back of her head, which turns out to only fire her up. Ravenna lays in with rapid fire chops. Tyler is momentarily stunned by this outburst. Ravenna attempts a superkick, but Tyler catches her leg. Ravenna goes for the Enziguri, but Tyler ducks and Ravenna hits the mat. Tyler pulls her up by her hair, and whips her into his corner. Vanguard then rushes over and open hand slaps Crete across the face. This causes Crete to try and enter the ring. The Ref rushes over to keep Crete out, and Dead takes advantage grabbing onto Blue. Vanguarde loads up the red mist and lets it fly. Ravenna is able to pull free, and the blast ends up hitting Dead in the face. Dead drops from the apron, and Ravenna lets fly a kick that nails Vanguarde, possibly a little low. Tyler turns in pain, and Ravenna grabs his head. She hops up to the second turnbuckle and nails a Diamond Dust. The ref finally gets Crete out of the ring, and turns to see Ravenna making the cover. The Ref counts the three.
WINNERS in 13:42 Ravenna Blue and Concrete Takaken Gryphon
Crete enters the ring and raises Ravennas arm as the crowd cheers. Ravenna seems to soak it in for a moment, before pulling away. Crete looks at her questioningly, but Ravenna just leaves the ring heading up the ramp. Crete waits for a moment more before following.
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROYThe Flyin’ Hawai’ians, led by Noelani, are out first, and receive a fairly positive reaction on their way to the ring. They pose for the crowd, and then Noelani exits to the floor while Kai and Aina warm up. The arena lights dim and the crowd erupts as Dashing Victor Deniro steps on to the stage and points into the stands where Outback Jack and Dynamite Danny Taylor are making their way to the ring. DVD strolls to ringside and attempts to strike up a conversation with Noelani as OBJ and DDT hop over the barrier and climb into the ring. Referee Angelo Barros gives the teams their instructions as they shake hands, and DDT and Aina head to their corners as he calls for the bell.
Kai and OBJ circle and lock up, and Kai grabs a headlock. OBJ shoots him off, and drops under his first pass. Kai tries a leapfrog on the second, but OBJ catches him and drives him to the mat with a Spinebuster. OBJ is up and reaches for Kai, who grabs his arm, swings his legs up around OBJ’s shoulder, and flips him to the mat in an armbar. OBJ struggles, and manages to roll Kai up. Before Barros can count, Kai releases the hold and rolls to his feet. He launches forward as OBJ gets up and spears him with a shoulder, lifting him off the mat and driving him into the corner so he can make the tag. The Hawai’ians send OBJ to the ropes, elevate him, and drive him back-first into the mat. Aina rebounds off the ropes, leaps high, and smashes a head butt into OBJ’s shoulder / neck. He hooks the leg, but OBJ kicks out at two.
Aina drags OBJ to his feet and rocks him with chops before burying a fist in his midsection. OBJ doubles over and Aina hits the ropes and nails an axe kick. OBJ drops to one knee, but does not go down. Aina rolls to his feet and hooks him from behind - Chaos Theory! Aina forgoes the bridge and rolls through, holding OBJ doubled up on the mat and reaching back for the tag. Kai scales the ropes and leaps as Aina lifts OBJ into at wheelbarrow position. Kai slams into OBJ with a leg drop and drives his face into the mat. He rolls Jack over and covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Thr - DDT breaks the fall just in time. Barros escorts Danny back to his corner, while Kai gets up and makes the tag. The Hawai’ians haul OBJ to his feet and send him to the ropes. OBJ manages to grab the top rope as he hits and stop his momentum. Aina moves in and nails him with a double axe handle. OBJ pitches forward, but rolls with it towards his corner. Kai grabs him, but OBJ reaches out and just manages to brush DDT’s fingertips for the tag.
DDT vaults into the ring, blocks a punch from Kai, and slams a forearm into his face. Aina tries to grab him, but eats an elbow for his trouble. DDT scoops and slams Kai, and then turns and drives a palm strike into Kai’s chin. DDT sends Kai to the ropes, and then grabs Aina and uses him as a battering ram, driving his head into his own partner’s stomach DDT maintains his grip on Aina and swings him round, pitching him through the ropes to the floor. He grabs Kai as he gets up and hits an exploder suplex. He rolls over and covers, but Aina reaches in and drags him off before heading back to his corner. DDT gets up and drags Kai to his feet. A pair of European uppercuts have Kai staggering, and DDT snap mares him and delivers a series of cross faces. He pulls Kai to his feet and suplexes him into the corner, reaching out to tag a groggy OBJ.
D&D each grab and wind an arm, and drive twin elbows into Kai’s back, sending him to the mat. DDT steps onto the apron and tags himself back into the match. He climbs onto the second turnbuckle as OBJ lifts Kai for a power bomb. DDT leaps as OBJ gets Kai to the top of the move, hitting a diving clothesline and adding his weight to the impact of the power bomb. OBJ rolls out to the floor and Danny hooks the leg as Barros counts One…Two…Thr - Aina dives in in the nick of time to break it up. DDT pulls Kai to his feet as Barros sends Aina back to his corner. DDT tries an Irish whip, but Kai dead weights it and falls back, sending DDT in the other direction. DDT is propelled toward Barros and stumbles sideways as he slams on the brakes, barely avoiding a collision with the ref. DDT turns around, still off balance, and Kai launches himself from his knees into a shoulder block. It knocks DDT back toward the corner, and Kai is able to make the tag to his partner.
The Hawai’ians send DDT to the ropes. He ducks a tandem clothesline and comes back with a double clothesline of his own. He drags Aina to his feet and sets him up for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Kai drives a diving forearm into his kidneys. DDT stumbles and releases Aina, who grabs his head. Kai grabs DDT’s feet and flips him horizontal as Aina drives his head into the mat with a sit-out face slam. Aina springs off the second rope and drives an elbow into DDT’s back, and then rolls him over and sits him up. Holding him in place, he makes the tag to Kai. Kai drives a brutal kick into DDT’s back, as Aina does the same to his chest. Kai drags Danny to his feet and sets him up for a DDT, but lifts him up and drapes his legs across the top rope. Aina springboards off the top into a moonsault, slamming into Danny as Kai hits the DDT. Outback Jack comes in to help, but Aina explodes off the mat and tackles him. They roll on the mat exchanging punches as Kai drags DDT out of the corner and rolls him up, hooking both legs as Barros counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 12:42, The Flyin’ Hawai’ians.
After the match: Kai helps Danny to his feet, as OBJ does the same for Aina. There is a brief staredown before the four men exchange handshakes to the delight of the crowd.
FIREWOMAN vs. ERIC O’MACOur two combatants come out, and once upon a time, this would have been a hell of a match up. Eric and Fire have certainly had their differences in the past, what with his orchestrated beatdown of her in South Korea before the OOWF Civil war, and Fire unceremoniously dumping Eric in a laundry cart and replacing him with Lucky as GM....And Fire certainly looks ready as she comes down, high fiving a few fans...Eric O' Mac enters to boos, which he doesn't notice as he is busy talking into his bluetooth head set. He gets into the ring, waives off both the referee and Firewoman to finish his call, and then apparently is ready to start. Fire has been standing with her hands on her hips waiting, and finally Glaw calls for the bell.
Eric still doesn't seem all that interested, and in fact, he might even be a little intimidated. He strolls around the ring, nodding at the fans, smirking at Fire who rotates, following him, hands on her hips. The fans start to get restless, so Eric seems to relent, and say "well, okay, since you're all here." They lock up and do an opening chain of locks and stuff. Neither one gets the upper hand, but both look pretty good athletically, so they run through a few more exchanges, and then break, so the fans can give their appreciation. They start to advance again, and then Eric seems to change from happy-go-lucky barely there Eric to ... some other Eric we haven't seen for a while, as he lands a HUGE Bitchslap on Firewoman that nearly spins her completely around. It only spins her about 180 degrees though, and Eric grabs her from behind and lands a quick suplex. He tries to go for the pin but she pushes him off before he can get very far. It looks like we have some glimpses of the old Eric, as he definitely has the upper hand here, getting Fire in various locks and holds, and keeping her from either hitting the high spots. She's wasting a lot of energy here, trying to get out of these holds. Even with her flexibility, Eric is switching it up so she can't use it to her advantage. Finally, she seems to stop struggling when Eric gets her in a chinlock, and then drops a few elbows, and some forearm strikes to the face. He stands and gets Fire in position and slams her down hard with the Smackdown. Fire's head bounces off the mat and she puts her arms behind her head. Eric mounts her and rains punches down to her face, before then pinning her shoulders to the mat. One...two...no! Fire bucks her hips, and sends Eric flying over her head. Wow, those are powerful hips.
Fire gets up slowly and starts to stalk Eric as he also starts to stand. He doesn't get far before she shoots a leg out and kicks him right in the jaw. Eric staggers a bit, and then Flair flops to the mat. Fire puts the boots to him, and then gets his arms behind his back, locking the leg....FIRESTOMP!! Eric is semi conscious, and Fire is looking like a cat stalking her prey, right before she strikes. Finally, she decides what to do and gets Eric into the Real Walls of Jericho!! (Bet that won't set well with the hubby.) She cranks down hard on it and Eric waves his hands wildly looking for ropes, anything....Fire smiles big as she digs her knee in even harder, and Eric is slowing down. Just as she thinks he's getting ready to tap....TYTAN! He appears at the top of the ramp!!! He's carrying his shovel and he's wearing an Ecosystem T shirt, and he's carrying a mic.
Tyt: Nicely done, Fire...nicely done....But we're waiting....We're all still waiting....you keep saying Eco is coming back?? Well, where is he, Fire? Why is he not here? Could it be, he lied to you? Like he lied to us ALL?
Fire releases the hold on Eric and hits the ropes leaning out, daring Tytan to come to the ring.
Tyt: You and I both know what will happen, if I come down there, Fire. You'll be reunited with Ecosystem, all right, but not here. I'll be sending you straight to him...straight down to hell!
Fire puts one foot through the ropes, and doesn't notice that Eric has recovered. He grabs Fire by the shoulders and pulls her down to the mat. He gets quickly to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps, hitting the EMac Attack! He makes the pin, one..two...THREE!
WINNER in 15:55 – Eric O’Mac
Eric celebrates in the ring, and laughs at Fire as she lays there in disbelief, looking up at the ceiling. Tytan laughs and heads to the back.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEAN MOORE – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Shot at the PPVSean Naomh Moore is out first, to a positive reaction. He climbs into the ring and poses for the crowd, and then warms up as he awaits his opponent. Alexander Darling also receives a very positive response as he strides to the ring. The two men face off as referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions, but there are no threats or trash talk. This match is for a shot at the Onslaught title at November Pain, and is being held under Onslaught rules, so neither man has time for games.
The bell rings and they lock up. Moore grabs a headlock. Darling shoots him off into the ropes. Moore comes back with a shoulder block, knocking Darling down. Alex tries to sweep the legs, but Moore hops over. Moore drops an elbow, but Alex rolls out of the way. Darling rolls back onto his shoulders and drives both feet into Moore’s stomach, then kips up and leaps, hooking him for a DDT. Moore reverses their momentum mid move and drives Alex to the mat with a Northern Lights suplex. He bridges, but Darling rolls a shoulder at two.
Both men are up and Darling shoots the leg, taking Moore to the mat. He rolls Moore over and drives an elbow into the back of his knee, and then attempts to tie him into an STF, but Moore rolls free. Alex gets a running start as Moore starts to get up, and nails him with a running knee. Alex drags Moore to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Alex attacks with chops. He sends Moore across the ring and follows, but Moore hits the turnbuckles and EXPLODES out of the corner. Alex drops to the mat and slides between Moore’s legs, hooking both ankles and dragging him off his feet. Alex ties up Moore’s legs, grabs his arms - CURBSTOMP! Alex rolls Moore over and sits him up, and then comes off the ropes with a flying kick to the temple. He hooks the leg, but Moore rolls a shoulder at two.
Darling drags Moore to his feet and pushes him into the corner. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into Moore’s midsection, and then drags him forward and sets up a suplex. Moore blocks. Alex tries a second time, and Moore blocks again. This time, Moore reverses, holding Alex at the top of the move for several long moments before dropping forward and driving his face into the mat. It takes Moore a moment to clear his head before he gets up and drags Alex to his feet. Alex gets in a few punches, but More ignores them and knees Darling in the stomach, following up with a huge European uppercut. Moore grabs Alex before he falls and hauls him into a bear hug. Alex slams his forearms across Moore’s ears to try and escape, but Moore turns and runs him spine-first into the turnbuckles before letting go.
Darling slumps in the corner and Moore attacks him with elbows and knees. He lifts Alex onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up after him. Alex fights back with forearms and knocks Moore off balance, but he grabs the ropes to save himself and smashes Alex in the face with a head butt. He hauls Alex up - Superplex! Moore floats over and covers, but Alex kicks out at two. Both men are slow to move, and Junior starts to count, reaching five before Moore is up. Moore drags Darling to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and Alex comes back with a flying forearm. Alex rolls through to his feet and rebounds off the ropes, nailing Moore with a Shining Wizard as he gets to his knees. Alex crawls over and covers, but Moore rolls a shoulder just in time.
Darling is up first and stomps on Moore, and then sits him up and pulls his arms back in a surfboard. Moore struggles in the hold, but refuses to submit. He gets his feet under him and stands, and Alex releases the hold and snaps him back into a backstabber. Darling rolls Moore onto his stomach and drives a knee into his back, and then ties up his legs - STF! Alex screams at Moore to submit, but Moore refuses to oblige. While they’re arguing, the bell rings. Alex releases the hold and looks at Junior, who shrugs. The timekeeper speaks:
“This match has reached the fifteen minute time limit, and is a draw.”
After the Match: Nobody’s happy. Moore is back on his feet, and he and Darling are having a heated discussion with Junior as The Rick comes through the curtain and storms to the ring. He calls Junior and the timekeeper over for a consultation, and the timekeeper speaks again:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, General Manager The Rick has granted this match an additional fifteen minutes.”
Both Darling and Moore look pleased at this turn of events, and Junior calls for the bell to restart the match.
Moore and Darling, both moving slowly, start to circle. Moore goes for the leg, but Darling sidesteps and snaps off an arm drag. Moore rolls to his feet and walks into a second one. He’s up again and Alex pegs him in the face with a standing dropkick. Alex rolls More onto his back and grabs his arms, but Moore flips over, yanking one arm free and pulling Alex off balance with the other. Moore gets up and hauls Alex onto his shoulders, but Alex shifts his weight to drop behind him, locking on a sleeper hold. Moore lifts Alex into a piggyback, and then turns and slams his back repeatedly into the turnbuckles until he releases the hold. Moore turns and rams his shoulder repeatedly into Darling’s midsection, and then whips him across the ring, leaving his feet and sending Alex into the turnbuckles sternum-first. Alex collapses to the mat, and Moore drags him to the middle of the ring and locks on a dragon sleeper. Alex struggles in the hold, but can’t free himself and starts to fade. Finally he gets his legs under him and drags Moore forward, hooking a foot on the bottom rope and forcing the break.
*Alexander Darling has used his first rope break*Moore ignores the order to break and drops to one knee, driving Alex’s neck into his knee. He does it a second time, and a third, drawing a warning.
*Sean Moore has received his first warning*Moore drags Alex to his feet and hits a gut wrench backbreaker. He scales the ropes - Cliffs of Moher! Alex rolls out of the way, and Moore slams into the mat. Junior counts, and reaches six before Alex makes it to his feet. Alex grabs Moore’s arms - Curbstomp! He drags Moore up and hauls him onto his shoulders. Arm across the throat - Darling Driver! Alex makes the cover, but is too close to the ropes and Moore drapes a foot over them.
*Sean Moore has used his first rope break* Alex hauls Moore to his feet, drags him to the center of the ring, and snaps him over with a suplex. He rolls him onto his stomach and stomps repeatedly on his back. Alex tries to tie up his legs for the Death-by-Darling, but Moore manages to twist free. Alex moves in and Moore kicks him in the face, and then gets to his feet. Moore winds up and chops Alex across the chest. Darling recoils, and then responds in kind. They go back and forth, each chop taking a little longer to recover from. Moore gets a little bit of an advantage and backs Alex against the ropes. Junior tries to step in, but both wrestlers keep swinging and they both draw a warning.
*Sean Moore has received his second warning**Alexander Darling has received his first warning*Moore puts an end to the exchange with a knee to the gut and sends Darling across the ring. Moore plants him with a spine buster and covers, but Alex rolls a shoulder just in time. More gets in a few stomps and pulls Alex to a sitting position, but Darling surprises him with a rollup that gets two. Moore kicks out and rolls to his feet. He rebounds off the ropes and KILLS Darling with a running boot to the face. He grabs Darlings legs and ties him into the Four-Leaf Clover. He has it locked on in the middle of the ring, but Darling refuses to submit. Alex is in mid headshake when the bell rings again. Junior orders Moore to break the hold. He does and falls to the mat, a mixture of exhaustion and disbelief etched on his face. Darling crawls to the ropes and drags himself to his feet as the ring announcer gives the decision.
WINNER - THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT DRAW
After the match: Both wrestlers look somewhat hopefully up the aisle, but The Rick does not reappear. Moore and Darling turn and face each other down until Alex extends his hand. Moore shakes it and the crowd applauds both men as they hobble up the aisle.
LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDavin Moreland comes out with cheers. LD Williams comes out to boos. They meet in the ring, Fall Rivers' own Angelo Barros does the belt show, tells them what is what as far as the rules, and then we're off.
Davin's got a bandage on his head after the three way match, and LD wastes no time in going for it. He hammers away at it, and busts Davin open again. Blood starts to seep through the bandage as Barros
gives LD Williams his first warning for the closed fists. Davin puts his hand to his forehead, sees the blood, *batistalaughs*, and then gets serious and slaps LD across the face, smearing blood on LD's cheek. LD goes across the ring and Davin follows him with big, hammering blows. He basically moves LD all around the ring, eating up the clock. LD reels and Davin grabs him and lifts him up into a very very delayed vertical....what will it be? We don't know! The suspense!! Finally, Davin releases and...WHOA! It's a back breaker! Davin is NOT messing around. He stands over LD, and holds up his three fingers, clearly indicating he is playing to win. Davin hits the ropes for an elbow drop, but LD just BARELY moves out of the way. Davin adjusts and goes for the pin, but LD does manage to kick out, since it's all early in the match and stuff. LD rolls to the side and uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Davin goes up to him with a lariat to the back of the neck, knocking LD to the floor.
Davin looks on, satisfied a bit, and then climbs out of the ropes to the outside, getting ready to fly. But LD has recovered and climbs up to meet him. He punches Davin in the solar plexus, doubling him over. He grabs Davin around the neck and then leaps off the apron, planting Davin with a DDT to the edge of the ring. That pretty much took care of the bandage, which falls off. Davin's face is a crimson match. LD gets up and rolls Davin into the ring, follows him and goes for the pin, one...two! NO! Davin gets his foot on the rope, as LD didn't get him quite in far enough. LD breaks the pin, but Barros gives
Davin his first rope break. Both men stagger to their feet and face each other, throwing half hearted hockey punches, open hand this time. Finally, LD fakes, and grabs Davin's arm when he goes to respond. LD whips Davin into the ropes and as he comes out, LD nails him in the stomach with a boot, doubling him over. LD goes in for the Canadian Destroyer! He lifts Davin up, but NO! Davin flips over and continues the roll up, but then LD rolls out as well. They both get to their feet and LD lunges for Davin again, and Davin grabs LD to set up the Really Good Diamond Cutter, but ... LD pushes him off!!! The crowd goes wild, with both men countering each others big crowd pleasing finishers! They turn to face each other again, Davin smiling through his bloody face, and LD is all grins also. They goozle each other simultaneously, and Davin has the advantage since he's taller. He gets LD up for a choke slam, but on the way down LD grabs and hits a DDT! Both men are down, and both men are counting the birdies going around their heads. Barros starts the count out, but he's interrupted by the buzzer going off. 15 minutes is up!
WINNER – 15 Minute Time Limit Draw
TEXPRESS vs. DH MAGNUSSON & ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchDH Magnusson and Alexis Darling are announced first and make their way to the ring. The crowd gives them a nice reaction and they wait for the champs in the corner and plan some more strategy. “God Blessed Texas” plays and the crowd roars as the OOWF World Tag Team Champions make their way to the ring. Chad and Zane slap hands along the way and climb into the ring and hold the titles in the air and the crowd roars louder. Alexis and DH meet them in the middle of the ring and they shake hands, and the crowd cheers that as well. The referee is about to call for the bell when Matt Folz and Stan Fulton make their way to the ring. They don’t bother with anyone in the ring, they just head to ringside and take a seat there. The referee holds the titles in the air and calls for the bell, and we are ready to go!
Zane and Alexis start things off. They meet in the center of the ring and slowly circle and lock up. Zane pushes Alexis into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, and gets it. The two of them lock up again and Zane takes Alexis to the mat with a snap mare and lands a kick between her shoulder blades, then grabs a side head lock, grinding her to the mat. Alexis fights to her feet and tries to shove Zane to the ropes, but Zane puts on the brakes. Alexis hammers him with shots to the kidneys and ribs, then lifts him for a belly to back suplex, but Zane takes her over to the mat and reaches out and tags in Chad.
Chad steps between the ropes and plants a knee into the wide open Alexis’ ribs then covers her, but Alexis kicks out at two. Chad pulls her to her feet and sends her to the ropes, on the rebound he catches her with a perfect drop kick to the jaw sending her to the mat again. Chad covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. Chad sends her to the corner and charges in, but Alexis gets a boot up and catches Chad right on the jaw sending him staggering. She grabs Chad from behind and pulls him to the corner, climbs the turnbuckle and PLANTS him with a tornado DDT! Alexis floats over and covers Chad and gets a two count. Alexis pulls Chad up and pushes him to her corner and tags in DH Magnusson.
DH comes in and drives several shoulders into Chad’s ribs, then whips him across the ring and catches him on the rebound with a press slam, keeping him in the air for a moment, before dropping him to his shoulder and DRIVING him to the mat with a powerslam. DH covers, but Chad manages to roll his shoulder at two. Magnusson pulls him to his feet and sends Chad to the ropes again, Chad tries a cross body block, but DH catches him and throws him across the ring Scott Hall style. DH tags in Alexis, Alexis waits on the apron, Chad gets to his feet and she springs to the top rope and snaps off a perfect hurracarana for another two count! Chad tries to get to his feet to make the tag to Zane, but Alexis sweeps his feet sending him to the mat hard. Alexis covers again, but once again Chad manages to kick out. Alexis reaches back and tags in DH once again.
DH comes into the ring and they each grab a leg and make a wish. Chad howls in pain, and no doubt, somewhere there are SFJ’s crying. DH grabs both legs and starts a GIANT SWING! He spins several times and lets go, to his fortune, Chad rolls out of the ring to the floor. To his not so good fortune, it is right in front of Fulton and Folz. They just look at Chad as he tries to get to his feet, and fails, taking a few steps and falling over. Magnusson leaves the ring and pulls him up and sends him back into the ring and covers, but Chad again kicks out at two.
DH pulls Chad to his feet, but Chad hits a jaw breaker sending DH to the mat. Chad dives toward his corner to make a tag, but DH grabs his foot and pulls him back to the middle of the ring, Chad turns and catches DH with several kicks to the face, then frees himself with a hard kick to the sternum. Chad turns and tags in Zane. Myers comes in and pulls DH up and sends him to the ropes and levels him with a clubbing clothesline. He leaves the ring and waits for DH to get to his feet, then slingshots himself into the ring and takes DH down with a shoulderblock and covers him, but DH kicks out at two.
Zane pulls him up again and hooks him for a suplex, but DH blocks it, then grabs Zane for the DREAM STREET! But Zane catches him with an elbow to the jaw and staggers into the corner. DH charges into the corner, but Zane moves out of the way and DH goes into the ring post shoulder and head first. As DH staggers backward, Zane reaches out and tags in Chad, then lifts DH onto his shoulders, Chad climbs to the top rope, DROPKICK DEVICE! Chad covers while Zane keeps Alexis at bay, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 14:44 – Texpress
DH and Alexis roll out of the ring, DH is grabbing his head and shoulder. Texpress are looking for their titles and Matt Folz and Stan Fulton step into the ring with their titles. Folz and Fulton look at the belts, then look at Chad and Zane. Chad and Zane ready for a fight, but Fulton and Folz hand over their titles, smirk, and walk out of the ring. Chad and Zane hold the titles high in the air while watching Fulton and Folz head up the ramp.
CHRIS EVANS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match – Stank Special Guest RefereeStank is announced first and makes his way to the ring, complete in an OOWF referee shirt. The crowd boos him loudly, but he ignores them and just smirks. He steps between the ropes and waits in the middle of the ring as “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos loudly as Moose rolls into the ring and remains slumped in the corner. “The Trooper” plays and the OOWF Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans makes his way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. Evans steps between the ropes, and Stank asks for the IC title, but Evans refuses to hand it to Stank, opting instead to hand it off outside the ring. Stank shakes his head and calls for the bell, Evans protests and tells Stank to check Moose for foreign objects, but Stank just shrugs his shoulders and motions for the match to start.
Evans Shakes his head and moves to the middle of the ring. Moose remains slumped in the corner. Evans looks at Stank, but again, Stank just shrugs. Finally Evans charges into the corner and lands a kick right to Moose’s jaw sending him to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor. The fans cheer as Evans leaves the ring and grabs Moose and whips him HARD into the barricade back first. And since this is not the WWE with their lame padded barricades, Moose’s back meets steel with a sickening thud. Moose falls to the floor and Evans lands several stiff kicks. Stank leaves the ring and gets in Evans face and tells him to take it back inside the ring. Evans glares at Stank and Stank pretty much dares him to do something about it. Evans shows restraint and grabs Moose and shoots him back into the ring. Evans covers, but Stank takes his time getting back into the ring, and by the time he gets to the mat, Moose has already kicked out. Evans snaps at Stank and Stank threatens him with disqualification.
Evans pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Moose catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up. Moose bounces off the ropes again and connects with a spinning clothesline that takes Evans back to the mat. Moose grabs the back of Evans head and HAMMERs him with punches to the face. Stank stands idly by not doing anything. Moose pulls Evans to his feet and sends him face first into the turnbuckle, then flips him around and climbs to the second rope and starts BITING Evans on the head! Stank ambles over and starts a ten count, slowly, and Evans finally shoves Moose off, sending him to the mat. Moose gets to his feet and Evans climbs to the second rope and leaps, catching Moose with an elbow to the forehead sending them both to the mat. Evans covers, and Stank gets there a little faster this time, but Moose still kicks out at two. Evans pulls Moose up and hits a rolling German suplex, dumping Moose on his head several times. He bridges on the last one and yells for Stank to count. Stank hits the mat, one, two, Moose kicks out.
Evans gets to his feet and argues with Stank over the slow count. The fans are cheering for Evans to hit Stank, Stank just stands there smirking daring him to do it. Evans has finally had enough and NAILS Stank! The crowd erupts! Evans rears back to nail Stank again, but Moose grabs him and traps him in the JI-ENDO! Evans struggles fighting it the whole time, but the more he fights, the tighter Moose holds on and finally Evans slumps to the mat out cold. Moose and Stank stand over Evans and look at him. The crowd boos loudly, but they don’t notice it, or care if they do. Finally Moose leaves the ring and grabs the Intercontinental title and looks at it, then drops it across the prone body of Evans. He falls to the mat and gets right in Evans ear, and we hear him say “You will never be The One Cubbie” Moose gets to his feet and he and Stank leave heading to the back to the boos of the crowd while trainers come in to check on Evans. As they get to the top of the ramp, Davin Moreland comes out. Stank looks like he wants to kill him, but Moose stops him. Moose and Davin stare at one another for a moment, then Moose and Stank head to the back while Davin heads to the ring.
WINNER in 9:41 by disqualification – Moosehead Jack