OOWF New Year’s Evil PPV
Live! From Christmas Valley, Oregon
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CONCRETE TG vs. LD WILLIAMSDavin Moreland is out first, slapping hands with a couple “DM”-wearing fans as he comes down the ramp but looking a bit distracted. He climbs up to the ring, takes a step or two up the turnbuckle and poses Rock-style but from the outside, before hopping in the ring to wait for his opponents. “Concrete” Takaken Gryfon is out next to a warm reception from the audience, but Takaken merely nods and looks forward—distracted for entirely different reasons than Davin, and nearly looking through him as he approaches. As Gryfon enters the ring, he paces and poses, but neither man evidences a clear focus…
…contrasting with the eyes of LD Williams as he enters. Williams takes only a second to look out and witness the audience’s mixed reaction, before craning his neck toward his two opponents and marching forward as if at gunpoint. He pulls himself up by the ropes, storms the ring, and nails Davin with a haymaker just to get us started. The bell rings as Davin punches back, Concrete TG bounding off the ropes and attempting to level both with a clothesline, but LD moves from his ducking stance into a quick spear-takedown. Davin grabs LD from behind, pulling him off to the mat and mounting him for a series of punches. Gryfon then hops on Davin’s back with a chinlock, but Davin stands up and falls backwards, slamming CTG back first and prompting him to roll out of the ring.
Inside ring, LD Williams takes Davin down with a drop toehold, rolling over to the front to lock in a front facelock, kicking back into a DDT. Rather than go for the cover, LD holds the guillotine hold on Davin, but after a few seconds of being dazed, Davin rushes LD hard into the corner, jamming his shoulder into LD’s waist a couple times. LD shoves Davin hard back to the ground. While Moreland is in a crawling position, Gryfon has made his way back in ring and runs toward the corner, jumps off Moreland—Poetry in Motion to LD Williams! CTG grabs Williams’ head, runs forward, bulldog on top of Davin! He goes for the double cover, kickout at one.
Angered, Williams attempts to throw CTG over the ropes, but Gryfon holds on to the top rope. LD turns around into Moreland, who pulls Williams’ head down into his shoulder for a modified Ace Crusher. Moreland pops over for a cover, but Gryfon hops over the ropes for a leg drop across the back of Moreland’s neck, breaking up before the count. Moreland shoves Gryfon into the corner, jawing with him, but LD Williams comes up from behind with a charge—but Moreland dodges to the side and LD runs into Gryfon’s raised knees, LD Williams coming off clutching his chest. Gryfon bounds up to the second rope and grabs Davin Moreland as he flips over for a reverse throwback neckbreaker.
Williams clutches at Gryfon to pull him off Davin, but CTG pulls him up and drops him throat-first across the ropes. LD Williams stumbles off and catches a hard kick from Gryfon, and is then put down again by a modified scissors kick with authority from a risen Davin Moreland. Davin Moreland then catches CTG with a kick to the gut and a hard snap suplex to the ground. Davin backs up, looking to catch Gryfon with a spear as he rises, but Concrete TG catches him with a superkick. Shades of Ravenna Blue! Gryfon throws the stunned Davin over the ropes, but distracted by a seeming brief fight in the crowd, Davin manages to catch CTG with a stiff kick before flying to the outside. Gryfon stumbles back as the now-fresh LD gets up, kick to the gut—CANADIAN DESTROYER! Davin’s not going to get back in the ring in time! 1-2-3!
WINNER in 8:43….LD Williams!
LD takes the raised hand as Davin looks aggravated, and quietly exits the ring as Gryfon is helped up.
RAVENNA BLUE & STAN FULTON vs. BRYCE LARSON & ERIC O’MAC vs. BOARDWALK SAINTSRavenna and Fulton are out first, to an enormously warm response from the crowd. The two slap hands and rush the ring—Ravenna obviously a mite faster—running the ropes a bit as they wait for their opponents. The “Boardwalk Saints” are out next, Alexis Darling and DH Magnusson immediately coming to a friendly staredown with their opponents as they enter next into the ring, a couple hand slaps between. After a pause, Eric and Bryce finally emerge to a rousing chorus of boos, mixed with other reactions to form a cacophony. Both men are actually chatting quite energetically and cheerily as they approach the ring, oblivious to the level of hatred emanating from the audience.
Both Bryce and Eric, however, quickly hustle to stand outside for the match beginning. The other two teams roll their eyes, Alexis and Ravenna electing to start (Eric O’Mac catcalling unhelpfully). Alexis and Rav lock up, the Darling sister falling back into a monkey flip that sends Ravenna flying. Ravenna up to a standing position, Alexis armdrags her down and slaps an armbar on. Ravenna pushes up on her left leg for leverage and swings her right leg upward, kicking Alexis in the head. Alexis stumbles back, Ravenna gets up to a standing position and lands a picture-perfect dropkick! Alexis is knocked back into the corner, where Bryce Larson tags himself in. Bryce bounds over the ropes, but is met with a hard knee to the gut by Ravenna. She swings her leg again, but Larson scoops under the knee and drops Rav down into a half-Boston Crab.
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Ravenna is struggling against Larson, attempting to kick him off but Larson hooks the other leg and cinches in the crab, dragging Ravenna away from the ropes. Ravenna, however, curls up into a ball, pulling herself up and through Bryce’s legs, nailing him with a haymaker on the way up, causing him to release her legs. She hops up on his shoulders, flips him over into a victory roll—good for two. Annoyed, Larson shoves her off, whipping her into the ropes as she turns back and catching her with a spinebuster. Larson goes for the cover, hooking the leg, but Ravenna rolls out and pulls him into a cross armbreaker. Larson throws his legs forward, pushes off and rolls backward into a corner, where DH Magnusson blind tags in and drops the elbow on Ravenna before she can release the hold.
DH yanks Ravenna up and whips her into the ropes, where he catches her off a crossbody attempt. He lets fly Last Call-style, but isn’t quite watching his aim, and she goes flying over the ring ropes—right into the arms of Stan Fulton. Fulton takes this as a blind tag and enters the ring. DH turns around expecting a pained Ravenna, but is met by a massive charging Fulton! Shoulderblock takes Magnusson down, DH pops up, another running charge takes him back down. Fulton off the ropes, BIG Splash! 1-2-Magnusson manages to swing his arm out from under Stan’s girth. Fulton hooks Magnusson up for a vertical suplex—no! He drops down into a brainbuster! Another cover, another two-count, though Magnusson looks dazed as he rises. Magnusson shoves Fulton as he’s coming toward him into the referee, knocking both other. DH takes a step back into the corner, and catches a hard kick to the head by Eric O’Mac! Magnusson, surprisingly, drops like a ton of bricks. Is that a blind tag? Either way, the referee missed it as Alexis storms toward Eric, but Eric reaches out and tags himself in on a stumbling Fulton, splashing atop DH Magnusson! He goes for the sudden cover: 1-2-3!
WINNER in 9:22….Bryce Larson and Eric O’Mac!
Eric grabs Bryce and they hightail quick, Bryce slapping Eric on the back in congratulations but Eric holding his foot in pain, as though he may have been hiding something inside. Bryce glares, but Eric shakes his head emphatically, claiming he twisted his ankle. The four competitors in ring look mighty pissed.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK vs. TEXPRESS – 2/3 Falls MatchFirst Match: Falls Count AnywhereThe two teams are announced, but neither come to the ring. The camera cuts to the back and we see Moose and Stank have attacked Chad and Zane in their locker room. Moose has Chad pinned on a chair and is wailing on him with punches while Stank grabs Zane and throws him against the wall, as he rebounds, Stank grabs him by the throat and tries a choke slam, but Zane catches him with an elbow to the side of the head then grabs Stank and throws him over the couch. Zane grabs Moose from behind and pulls him off of Chad, Chad gets off the chair and catches Moose with a kick to the gut then throws him out the door into the hallway.
Moose slams into the wall and falls to the floor, Chad charges out of the room and catches Moose with a running knee to the face that slams the back of his head against the wall. Moose slumps to the floor and Chad falls on him and covers, it takes a few seconds for a referee to get there and when he does, he only counts to two before Moose kicks out. Inside the dressing room, we see Zane has Stank on his feet and has him hooked for a suplex, but Stank blocks it and lifts Zane, but the ceiling is far too low and Zane’s legs kick out the lights and ceiling tiles sending debris crashing down on both men.
Chad pulls Moose to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut then drags him over to the catering table and hits an AA spinbuster through the buffet while Karm weeps silently. Chad covers Moose again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Stank and Zane crawl out of the wreckage of the locker room and get to their feet, Zane charges at Stank and tries a spear, but Stank sidesteps and Zane slams into the wall. As he staggers back, Stank lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a STANK-U! Stank covers, but Chad dashes over from the wreckage of the food and saves his partner from the pin.
Chad pulls Stank up and nails him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that sends him crashing back into a conveniently placed pile of debris. Moose gets to his feet and sees Zane standing up and charges in, but Zane catches him with a boot to the jaw sending Moose staggering backward. Zane charges and BULLDOGS Moose onto the concrete floor. Zane covers, but Moose kicks out, somehow. Moose is dazed and slowly gets to his feet. As he does, Chad and Zane KILL him with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Chad gets to his feet and rummages in some plunder, and finds some rope then HOGTIES Moose! (Fire would be proud) Chad covers, while Zane charges over and tackles Stank again, the referee appears and counts one, two, THREE!
WINNERS of the first fall in 10:51 – Texpress (Texpress leads 1-0)
Officials separate the two teams and untie a FURIOUS Moose. Moose tries to get at Chad, but they keep them separated and usher them to the ring where they will compete in a submission match now. All four get to the ring, Stank convinces Moose to wait on the apron while he starts things with Chad
TEXPRESS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK – Submission MatchThe bell rings and Stank and Chad lock up, Stank immediately clubs Chad to the mat with a forearm to the back of the head. Stank drops a knee across the back of Chad’s head then pulls him back into a surfboard with his knee planted between Chad’s shoulderblades. Chad howls in pain, but Stank refuses to let him go. Chad fights to his feet and manages to break the hold and spins around and catches Stank with a kick to the knee, but Stank nearly decapitates him with a clubbing clothesline, driving him to the mat on the back of his head. Stank drags Chad to the corner and tags in Moose.
Moose comes in and immediately drops a knee across Chad’s throat choking him. Moose is nearly disqualified but breaks just before the referee calls for the bell. He pulls Chad to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a Buisaku knee to the face. Chad is stunned and Moose lifts him and hits the GTSF! The back of Chad’s head SLAMS against Moose’s knee and he hits the mat dazed. Moose attempts to lock Chad in the ji-endo, but Zane comes in and saves his partner with a boot to Moose’s face. Moose hits the mat and rolls across the ring and tags Stank. Stank charges in and cuts the ring in half, knocking Zane to the floor, then turning back and catching Chad with a kick to the face before dropping an elbow across his back.
Stank pulls back on Chad’s head trapping him in a chinlock, Chad fights to his feet again with the crowd roaring for him to make the tag to Zane. Chad fires some shots to Stank’s midsection, then bounds off the ropes and catches him with a low drop kick to the knee, sending Stank to the mat. Chad gets to his feet and dives to his corner and makes the tag to Zane and the place ERUPTS! Zane comes into the ring and drops Stank to the mat with a shot to the head, Moose charges in and Zane lifts him in a military press and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. Zane pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a POWERSLAM! Holy shit! Zane grabs Stank’s foot and tries to trap him in an ankle lock, but Stank kicks free sending Zane staggering back into the corner. Stank charges into the corner, but Zane moves out of the way and Stank slams into the corner. Zane tags Chad back in, and the two of them bound off the ropes and clip Stank’s knees sending him to the mat. Zane bounces off the ropes again, but Moose grabs his leg from the outside and pulls him out of the ring and runs him face first into the ring post. The referee checks on Zane to see if he is injured, meanwhile Chad has Stank’s legs and is about to fall back in a figure four when Moose slips into the ring with a 2x4 and BREAKS it over the back of Chad’s head! Chad falls to the mat and Stank grabs him and traps him in the SOUTHERN COMFORT! Chad fights the move, but between Stank’s power and the whack on the back of the head, he has no choice and taps out.
WINNERS in 31:01 Moosehead Jack & Stank – Series Tied 1-1
Officials separate the four men again as the cage lowers from the ceiling. Zane talks to Chad in the corner, wiping the blood off of his own face from the gash the ring post caused. Chad’s eyes look a little glassy but he says he is ready to go. The cage is in place, the referee calls for the bell, and the third fall is ready to go
TEXPRESS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK – Steel Cage MatchMoose and Zane start things off in the cage. Moose charges in at Zane and the two of them trade punches until Zane catches him with a knee to the gut, then launches him into the cage face first. Moose staggers backward and Zane grabs him around the waist and drives him to the mat with a German suplex. Zane bridges, but Moose rolls his shoulder at two to avoid the pin. Zane pulls Moose up and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then runs toward the cage and drives Moose into the steel, then lets him fall to the mat headfirst. Zane drags Moose to the middle of the ring and covers, but Stank charges in and catches Zane with a kick to the face at two.
This brings Chad into the ring, he climbs to the top rope and leaps and catches Stank with a springboard tornado DDT, driving Stank’s head into the mat. Chad and Zane pull Stank to his feet and send him into the cage face first. As he rebounds, they grab him again and run him across the ring to the opposite side of the cage. Stank staggers off and drops to one knee, blood running down his face. Moose gets to his feet and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist. As Chad turns around, Moose BLASTS him with a shot just above the eye that busts him open. Moose turns around and Zane catches him right on the jaw with a superkick, sending him between the ropes into the cage.
The referee finally restores some order and Zane pulls Moose up and slams the back of his head off the cage, then flips him over the top rope back into the ring. He drags him to the middle of the ring and tags in Chad. Chad climbs to the top rope and drops a flying elbow across Moose’s chest and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Chad pulls Moose up and tries a whip to the ropes, but Moose reverses it and sends Chad into the cage face first. As Chad staggers back, Moose DROPS him with a heartpunch! Moose covers, but Zane charges in and breaks it up. Moose tags Stank in and Stank pulls Chad up and sends him into the corner and charges in. Chad gets a boot up and nails Stank in the jaw, then starts climbing the cage with Stank right behind him.
Moose runs in and tries to climb the ropes, but Zane climbs up after him and throws him back into the ring. Moose gets to his feet and shakes the ropes causing Zane to crotch himself on the top rope. Moose looks up at the cage, then smirks and turns to the door and charges over and kicks it until it opens. This is not escape, so Moose doesn’t win the match by leaving the ring. Instead he leaves the ring and races around the cage to where Stank and Chad are fighting on the top. Moose climbs the cage and at the same time, Zane recovers and starts climbing as well. Chad is sitting on top of the cage kicking Stank in the face, Stank looks like he is about to fall when Moose gets to the top of the cage and slams Chad on the back of the head with a headbutt. Chad slumps forward and Stank catches him on his shoulders and falls off the cage, FLYING STANK U!!! OH MY GOD! CHAD IS DEAD! Zane turns and looks at his partner, but Moose grabs his arm and keeps him from falling back into the ring. Zane and Moose fight, Zane gets the better of it with shots to the head and Moose falls off the cage and crashes through a table below! Zane falls into the ring, and tries to get to his partner, but Stank has already draped a massive arm across Chad’s chest and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS 2 Falls to 1 – in 45:39 – Moosehead Jack & Stank
SEAN MOORE vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchSparxx and Jewel are out first to a decidedly mixed reaction from the crowd. Sparxx laughs at the fans that boo him and wait in the corner as Jewel takes off his jacket and leaves the ring. The OOWF Onslaught Champion Sean Moore makes his way to the ring, to the cheers of the fans. He step between the ropes, no-nonsense and hands off the title to the referee then offers his hand to Sparxx. Sparxx shakes it, somewhat reluctantly, then the referee holds up the title and calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
They circle and lock up, Moore grabs an arm wringer and snaps Sparxx’s arm dropping him to a knee. Sparxx works to his feet and back to the ropes, then uses the ropes to flip backward and take Moore to the mat with an arm drag. Both men spring to their feet and Sparxx catches Moore with a kick to the gut then hooks him for a suplex, floats over and covers, but Moore kicks out at one. Sparxx pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the jaw with a drop kick and covers again, but Moore kicks out at two. Sparxx gets Moore up and backs him into the corner and lights him up with chops to the chest, then sends him across the ring and nails Moore with a stinger splash. As Moore staggers out of the ring, Sparxx springs off the middle rope and catches him with a spinning kick to the back of the head sending him to the mat again. Sparxx covers again, but once again Moore kicks out at two.
Sparxx pulls Moore to his feet and backs him into the corner and sets him on the top rope and tries for a superplex, but Moore blocks it. Sparxx tries again, but Moore stops him with shots to the ribs, then lifts him up for a suplex of his own and drops him face first onto the mat. Sparxx gets to his feet grabbing his face, when he turns back toward the corner, Moore leaps off and takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Moore grabs Sparxx and tries to trap him in an Anaconda Vice, but Sparxx fights it and moves around the ring until he gets his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break.
J-P Sparxx has used his first rope breakMoore releases the hold and gets to his feet and motions for Sparxx to get to his feet and fight. Sparxx smirks at him and kips up and charges at Moore and they lock up again. Moore slips behind Sparxx and grabs him around the waist and takes him to the mat, then grabs his leg and flips him over and drops an elbow across the inside of his knee and bends it back. Sparxx rakes the eyes forcing the break, drawing a warning from the referee
J-P Sparxx has received his first referee warningSparxx gets to his feet and waits for Moore to get up, then nails him with a leg lariat that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Sparxx waits for Moore to stand up then charges across the ring and dives between the ropes and takes Moore out. Sparxx pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, springs to the top rope and drop a leg across the back of Moore’s head, then hooks him and rolls him over, hooking the leg, but Moore kicks out at two. The time keeper lets us know that there are only five minutes remaining in the match. Sparxx pulls Moore to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a frankensteiner, but Moore catches him and drives him to the mat with a powerbomb, then flips him over and traps him in a STF! Sparxx snarls in pain but will not give up. He fights through the pain and grabs the bottom rope using his
second rope break.
Moore pulls Sparxx up and grabs him from behind and DROPS him on his head with a German suplex, then heads to the top rope, going for the HILLS OF MOHER but Sparxx gets to his feet and charges into the corner and knocks his legs from beneath him. Sparxx grabs Moore and takes him off the turnbuckle with a belly to belly suplex! Sparxx crawls across the ring and covers, one, two, thre….NO! Moore gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Sean Moore uses his first rope break.
Sparxx pulls Moore to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in, but Moore moves out of the way and Sparxx slams into the turnbuckle chest first. Moore grabs him and tries a CHAOS THEORY, but when Moore lifts him for the final German, Sparxx flips over his shoulder and rolls Moore up, bridging through the roll up, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! Moore kicks out a fraction of a second too late! NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER in 14:15 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – J-P Sparxx
Jewel brings the title into the ring and hugs Sparxx, he looks at the title and looks like he is nearly in tears. He slowly gets to his feet and sees Moore standing there clearly disappointed. Moore walks up to him and extends his hand, Sparxx smirks and hefts the title onto his shoulder and shakes Moore’s hand. Moore leaves the champion to celebrate and heads to the back.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Vertigo” by U2 fires up to a nice loud crowd reaction. Kai and Aina do their traditional Haka dance as Noelani appears. They make their way to the ring and the Hawaii'ans do their backflips and pose with Noelani to a huge reaction.
"Let the bodies hit the floor" begins to play, but is quickly drown out among the loud crowd reaction. "Dynamite" Danny Taylor and Outback Jack head to ringside drinking Foster's and high-fiving the fans, "Dashing" Victor Deniro following close behind.
Both teams meet for pre-match handshakes, OBJ punctuating them with his traditional Loud "Beeeeeeeeelch" and we're underway!
Kai & OBJ start the match out. Jack backs Kai into a corner, and backs up at the referee’s request. They lock up a second time, and Kai gets the advantage and backs OBJ into the corner. The referee counts to 4 before Kai lets go and backs up. They lock up for the third time and OBJ backs Kai into the corner again. He breaks at 4, backs up and then catches Kai with a sharp elbow. Kai recoils for a moment than charges in. Snap power slam by OBJ. Kai pops up and gets arm dragged across the ring. Kai gets arm dragged again then OBJ gets an armbar. He twists the armbar causing Kai to howl out in pain. OBJ kicks Kai in the gut then hits the ropes and hits a kneelift. Kai staggers for a moment, and belly-to-back suplex! OBJ fires up and the crowd sheers loudly with DDT on the outside urging them on. OBJ reaches out and tags in Taylor.
DDT in and hits the ropes for a knee, but Kai sees it coming and rolls out of the way and over to Aina. Aina hits the ropes, DDT hits the mat, and Aina leapfrogs and comes back off the opposite side… ducks a clothesline and springs off the rope to catch DDT with a forearm. Both men are up quick and Aina chops DDT into the corner. Irish whip… DDT reverses.. Aina handstands on the top rope to avoid DDT’s charge.. DDT pauses and catches Aina as he comes down.. Running Power slam for DDT! 1…2 and a pretty quick kick out for Aina. Taylor tags in OBJ, who comes in hot delivering a right.. and another right. A left… Aina staggers back to the ropes… OBJ firs him across the ring Springboard back elbow floors Jack. Aina pops up and hits the ropes as Jack sits up.. Seated Dropkick and Jack rolls to the outside.
Jack stumbles on the outside for a moment, then turns around into a SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES BY AINA! DDT rushes over and pulls Jack up, Kai has climbed in the ring and runs across the ring, one jumps to the top turnbuckle, springs onto the top rope and somersaults onto both members of Drink & Destroy!
Russ: Oh MY GOD!
Razz: That’s those crazy Flyin’ Hawaii’ans!Noelani and DVD are over trying to pull bodies off the floor. The referee in the ring is slowly counting and gets to 6………..7……….8 and Taylor manages to pull OBJ up and send him in the ring to stop the count for a moment. Kai and Aina are up together and hit double superkicks to DDT on the outside. Kai climbs up and while Jack argues with the referee about which one is the legal man, Aina climbs up and goes airborne with a big arching splash.. That OBJ catches and turns into an over-the-knee backbreaker. Aina and OBJ both crawl to their corners.. but DDT is still down on the outside. OBJ looks stunned! Kai gets tagged in and circles around Jack.. TOTAL ELIMINATION! OBJ is down and Kai attempts a cover 1…2… and he kicks out! Noelani is on the apron now to make sure the referee realizes what number comes after 2. DDT pulls her down to the floor, and he reaches in and gets the tag.
DDT is in with Kai, and he barrels in at the Hawaiian. Drop to hold by Kai. Tag to Aina. Springboard Elbow by Aina as Kai holds DDT down. Cover gets 1…2 and DDT is up quickly. DDT is sent into the ropes.. Double back elbows. Aina waits behind DDT as he gets to his feet.. fireman’s carry… Airplane spin! Round and round and round and round and round DDT goes… and the crowd starts counting the number of spins… 25.. 20… 25 times around! Aina stops suddenly… Cradle Shock! 1….2…and OBJ is in to break up the cover. Jack gets up and gives Kai a big boot (Insert Rex Ryan joke Here) and as Aina gets to his feet.. BOOMERANG! Jack powders out and the referee is out of position as DDT crawls over for 1…2… and JUST up before 3 is Aina. DDT begins to pummel Aina, not letting him get back to his feet. Gut punch. Double-arm DDT. DDT pulls Aina’s head between his knees and grabs him around the waist. He lifts him up, but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB AINA! DDT eats canvass and Aina makes the tag. Kai vaults into the ring and goes to work on Taylor with an assault of kicks. DDT ends up slumped in the corner. Kai tags Aina… Aina charges in handstand. On the turnbuckle above DDT… Kai charges in with a dropkick…. And Aina swoops down with a twisting elbow. He drags DDT out of the corner… tags in Kai. Kai whips DDT into the ropes.. backdrops him high into the air.. and Spinning Heel kick connects with DDT’s head as he comes back down! Tag to Aina… climbs to the top.. Senton splash and gets the cover 1…2…. And OBJ makes the save again.
OBJ is seen whispering to DVD… who runs around the ring and climbs on the apron, drawing the referee away from the action. OBJ comes in and blasts Aina.. and OBJ claps his hands over his head loudly and rolls DDT out. Referee turns around and points to OBJ to acknowledge the ‘tag’ Kai protests loudly, giving OBJ the chance to pummel Aina to the ground and now Jack is just stomping a mud hole (® Jim Ross) in Aina. Jack with a scoop slam…. Legdrop…. Irish whip and a clothesline floors Aina again. Big kneedrop and OBJ covers for 1…2… and Kai is in to kick OBJ in the head. DDT springs in the ring and SPEARS Kai through the ropes and to the floor. Aina is up and has thoughts about another suicide dive.. and BOOMERANG! OBJ levels Aina. Cover for….. No count as Noelani is chastising the referee again.
DDT is on the outside and whips Kai towards the ring post. Kai grabs the post to stop himself, DDT charges for a stinger splash and Kai manages to duck. DDT hits headfirst into the ring post. He crumbles in a heap. Kai scrambles up to the top rope. Aina sees him and is able to stop Jack’s assault and drop him to the mat… Kai with a leaping WARRIORS WAY! Jack is rolling in pain. Kai gets to the apron and makes the legal tag. Aina loads Jack up as Kai goes to the top.. DIAMOND HEAD! Kai scrambles for the cover 1….2….3NO! Jack’s feeble kick out ends up with his ankle on the bottom rope! The referee sees it and waves off the pin. Noelani is FURIOUS and again on the apron questioning the referee’s ability to say the word “Three”
DVD is on the outside reviving DDT and Taylor crawls to the apron and hangs on the top rope, clearly still not aware of where he is. OBJ starts to tag in as he has battled his way to his feet, but sees DDT’s eyes rolling around in their sockets and pulls back and eats a ton more offense from Kai. Tag to Aina and they look to be setting up OBJ for a finish. Jack gets a double backdrop and both Hawaii’ans climb to the Top Rope… Kai with the SSP! Aina with a 450! Aina with the cover 1…2…. And DDT is in to break it up! DDT gets driven back out by the referee, but he seems to be back to his senses as Jack is drug to his feet… and catches Aina’s superkick and tosses him aside! OBJ stumbles and falls to his corner and TAGS DDT! The Crowd pops and DDT is A HOUSE A FIRE! Numerous lefts and rights pound both Hawaiians as the each come back for several helpings of Dynamite! DDT fires up and the crowd responds. Kai is back in the ring after a tag and Taylor beckons him and mouths the word “BOOM”
Kai charges in and DDT is ready backdrop… belly to back suplex…. Clothesline… Elevated DDT… and a HUGE press slam sends Kai crashing to the outside. Aina charges in and eats a big boot DDT sets up the Dynamite Drop in Aina! DDT covers 1….2…. and Kai crashes down from the top with a senton splash! DDT is stunned as Kai puts him in an Over-The Knee Backbreaker… Aina up top…. BROKEN PALM! Kai with the cover…1….2… Aina intercepts OBJ…..3!
WINNERS in 17:53 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions, The Flyin’ Hawaii’ans
CHRIS EVANS vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMatt Folz is out first in his usual no-nonsense style. He steps into the ring and heads right to the corner and stands waiting, glaring up the ramp. The OOWF Intercontinental champion, Chris Evans, is announced next, and he comes out to a chorus of boos. Evans looks a little shocked at first, then smirks and pats his title and lets everyone who is booing him that this is what it is all about. Evans gets into the ring and makes sure Folz sees the title, Folz pays no attention to him whatsoever. The ref takes the title and holds it up in the air, then calls for the bell.
Folz moves out to the middle of the ring to lock up, but Evans bails out of the ring and does some warm up stretches. Folz looks amused, then steps back so he can get back into the ring. He does, and they move to lock up again, and once again Evans begs off and heads out of the ring, as he gets to the apron Folz catches him and flips him backward back into the ring. Evans gets to his feet and Folz grabs him in a bear hug and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. He covers, but Evans kicks out at two.
Folz keeps Evans on the mat and works his legs. Folz traps Evans in a figure four, but can’t get the submission. Evans works to the ropes and forces the break. Then slides out of the ring to the floor. Folz follows him and chases him around the ring, as Evans rounds a corner, he ducks down, as Folz rounds the corner, Evans springs up and KILLS him with a clothesline! Evans pulls Folz to his feet and rolls him into the ring and covers him, but only gets a two count. Evans grabs Folz’s legs and traps him in the ODE TO CANADA! Evans ramps up the pressure trying for a submission, but Folz refuses to give up. Folz slowly works until he is able to grab the bottom rope and force the break. Evans releases the hold, but only once the referee gets to four and threatens disqualification.
Evans sends Folz to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw sending him to the mat. Evans showboats a little too much and Folz takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! Evans howls in pain and tries to fight it, he appears to pass out from the pain and the referee is about to call for the bell when he comes back around and yells that he is fine. Evans crawls to the bottom rope and is about to grab it when Folz gets to his feet, drags Evans back to the middle of the ring and reapplies the move! Evans fights it as long as he can, but to no avail, he is forced to TAP!
WINNER in 18:44 and NEW Intercontinental Champion – Matt Folz
TYTAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchAnd now we come to the match that everyone has been waiting for as the heavyweight championship is going to be decided. But it’s about more than that for the two people who will be competing. It’s about revenge, it’s about justice, and it’s about truth. It was one year ago that Alexander Darling became OOWF World Champion and now he looks to regain that title. It was less than 6 months ago that Tytan took that same title from Firewoman and then a month later took Firewoman out in the most complete meaning of the word. Tytan who has spent the last few months terrorizing the OOWF locker room and committing acts of unjustifiable homicide now faces one of his toughest tests as champions. Coming out first to the “Prelude 12/21” and “I Stand Alone” mash-up of music is the challenger, Alexander Darling and the crowd goes nuts here in Christmas Valley. Darling looks extremely focused as he walks down the aisle and soaks in the cheers of the crowd. He runs the last few feet towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope before spinning around and staring up the aisle as he awaits Tytan. And here comes the double murderer as his music hits and he appears in the entranceway with Athena at his side. He’s got the OOWF World Title around his waist and a shovel in his right hand as the crowd rains boos down on him. He ignores them as he begins his slow and methodical march down to the ring. Tytan finally makes his way into the ring and he meets Alex in the center of the ring and it’s taking everything in Davis Hightower’s power to keep them from coming to blows before this match starts. Hightower explains that he’s going to allow some leeway here tonight, but not to push things too far and he explains to Tytan that the shovel has to go. Tytan just smirks and hands the shovel off to Athena as she exits the ring. Hightower takes the title and shows it to both wrestlers and then shows it to the fans in attendance before he hands it to the outside and calls for the bell.
Alexander charges out of his corner and meets Tytan and starts firing away as Tytan brings his hands up to block the punches. As soon as Tytan does that, Alexander changes attack and starts firing leg kicks at the big man to try and take him off his feet. Tytan is having a tough time withstanding this early barrage and he looks to bail to the outside, but Alex stops that by grabbing hold of Tytan’s leg and dragging him back towards the center of the ring and hitting a DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP. Alex doesn’t let go of the leg though and looks to roll it right through into a sharpshooter, but Tytan is finally able to kick away and he does finally roll to the outside and tries to shake his leg to get some feeling back. Tytan makes a mistake and doesn’t pay attention to Alex who hits the far ropes and with a full head of steam dives right at Tytan and hits him with a TOPE CON HILO. The crowd goes nuts as Alex is in total control right now. Alex decides to stay on the attack as he lifts Tytan up and starts to Irish whip into the steel barricade, but Tytan puts on the brakes and turns to catch Alexander charging with a back body drop that sends him flying into the third row of the audience. Hightower is trying to get Tytan to come back into the ring, but Tytan ignores that and follows Alexander into the crowd.
Tytan tosses some chairs to the side and pushes some fans out of the way as he leans down to pick up Alex, but Alex fires back with a kick. This time it’s Tytan’s turn to catch the leg though and he slams it hard on a chair. Darling crumbles to the ground and Tytan takes a chair and starts choking Alex with it. AD is gasping for air as he squirms away and Alex attempts to sweep Tytan off his feet, but Tytan is too solid and he begins stomping at Darling. Alex is finally able to back off and get enough distance to scramble back to his feet. Alex starts to pick up some chairs and throws them at Tytan who just swats them away like bugs as he stalks Alex through the crowd. Darling finally gets back to the ringside area and hops the barricade as he waits for Tytan to make his way as well. As Tytan steps over the barricade, Alexander uses a chair as a boost and flies up and takes Tytan up and over the barricade with a hurricanrana. And Alex isn’t letting up as he mounts Tytan and starts firing punches at Tytan’s skull. Tytan still has his faculties though and he tosses Alex off him and rolls to his feet and slides back into ring. Alexander follows, but he wasn’t paying close enough attention and Tytan catches him coming in with an elbow drop.
And now Tytan begins a lengthy, slow, methodical breaking down of Alexander’s will and stamina with a variety of headlocks, chin locks, and arm bars. Alexander tries to fight through this offense by Tytan, but each time he gets close, Tytan is there to use his power advantage and he strikes Darling back down to the mat with clubbing blows to his back and chest. Tytan stays on the attack as he lifts Alex up for a side slam but instead of driving Alex to the mat, he sticks his own knee and slams Alex down for a back breaker and holds him there as he starts to work over Alexander’s back. Slow and steady for Tytan here as he systematically works to weaken each and every part of Alexander’s body. This doesn’t just seem like a match Tytan wants to win, but another career he wants to end, but he doesn’t want it to be sudden like Fire or in the heat of the moment like Eco. He wants Alex to understand what is happening each and every second before it finally happens and Tytan is enjoying the drawn out process of this. But Alex is fighting with everything he has and it looks like he finally catches a break when Tytan puts his head down and Alex spikes him with a DDT. Alex looks to follow up as he hits the ropes, but he’s too close to Athena who reaches out and slows Alex down enough to let Tytan get back to his feet and he catches Alex with a BLACK HOLE SLAM. Hightower is reprimanding Athena and doesn’t notice right away that Tytan is making the cover. He finally turns around and sees…
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No, Alex is able to kick out and those few extra split seconds may have saved him here. Tytan glares at Athena for a moment before he turns his focus back to Alex and once again begins to wear him down, but this time it’s with Tytan’s power game. Tytan with a hard whip from one corner to the other and then back to the opposite corner. Alexander’s back can’t take too much more of this kind of punishment but he keeps fighting back. Tytan follows up a whip with a running shoulder block that takes all the air out of Alex and he crumbles to the mat and rolls all to the floor with a hard crash. Davis tries to hold Tytan back from following Alex, but Tytan just gently moves Hightower out of the way and follows. Tytan with shades of Mick Foley leaps off the apron with a running elbow that connects solidly and that had to hurt Alex. Tytan doesn’t let up though as he drags Alex to his feet and whips him hard right into the steel post and Alexander’s head hits very hard.
Tytan smells literal blood in the water as Alexander is already dripping blood down his face. Tytan leaps onto Alex and starts firing away opening the cut even more and Alexander’s face is now a crimson mask. Hightower seems conflicted inside the ring as to whether to call for the bell or not, but he holds off for now and lets the match continue. Tytan takes the blood and starts laughing as he continues to fire punches away. Alex tries to kick Tytan off, but he’s been weakened by the constant offensive barrage and now the blood loss. Tytan just drags Alex back to his feet and looks to whip Alex headfirst into the post, but Alex gets his leg up to stop the momentum and catches Tytan coming in with a PELE KICK. And not Alex looks to take the opportunity as he lifts Tytan up and sends him crashing into the steel ring steps. But Alex isn’t done as he moves Tytan off the steps and rips them apart. He lifts the steps up and as soon as Tytan is back to his feet, Alexander tosses them right into Tytan’s face and he crashes to the ground with the steps on top of him. Now it’s Alexander’s turn to be a little crazy as he jumps onto the apron and gets a running start…RUNNING SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE STOMP onto the steps and Tytan starts convulsing underneath the weight. Alexander looks to take advantage as he tries to get the steps off Tytan and slowly drags him into the ring. Tytan is now bleeding as well and Alexander slingshots himself in with a leg drop onto Tytan and stays on top for the cover…
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No, Tytan is able to kick out. Alex wipes the blood out of his eyes as he whips Tytan into the corner. Alexander follows Tytan with a side attack clothesline and Alex quickly follows up as he climbs the turnbuckles behind Tytan. He turns Tytan around and starts to drag Tytan up the ropes with him and fires some shots to Tytan’s midsection. Alex looks to be attempting to go for the DARLING BOMBSHELL but there’s no way he’s going to be able to get Tytan up, is there? No, Tytan fights back and back body drops Alex into the center of the ring. Alex crashes hard and before he gets a chance to recover, Tytan has turned back around and leaps off the second rope with an elbow right to Darling’s face that opens the cut on his head even more. Hightower gets in there to check and Darling pushes him away as Tytan drags Alex back to his feet once again. Tytan lifts Darling up onto his shoulders…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER and Tytan doesn’t let go as he gets back to his feet and spins Alex around and slams him down with not one, but a DOUBLE POWERBOMB and Alex folds up like an accordion. Tytan makes a cover…
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No, Alex somehow rolls his shoulder off the mat. Tytan looks frustrated, but he stays on the attack and continues to hit Alex with power move after move and keeps going for the cover. SPINEBUSTER only gets two. RUNNING POWER SLAM gets two and a half. HELICOPTER BOMB gets two and three-quarters. And Tytan is really frustrated now as nothing he does is able to put Alex down for the full three. Tytan slams the mat but as he does so he seems to get an idea and he slowly drags Alex to one of the corners. Tytan starts to climb up and drag Alexander with him. It looks like he’s going for the TOP ROPE PILEDRIVER that took Firewoman out. Alex is fighting as hard as he can and at the last second Alex grabs Tytan around the head and leaps back…CODEBREAKER off the top. Wonder where Alex learned that move, but Alex doesn’t let go and he rolls through the move and he lifts Tytan up…GOD’S LAST GIFT.
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No, Tytan is able to get a shoulder up this time. Alex doesn’t let up as he drags Tytan to his feet and plants him with the FUTURE SHOCK DDT. Alex doesn’t go for the cover this time as he sends Tytan hard into the corner. He takes a second and gets a full running start as he goes for the YAKUZA KICK, but Tytan drags Hightower in front of him and the ref is down. Alexander backs off and is about to check on Davis when Tytan explodes out of the corner with his RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Alexander folds up once again and tumbles back into the corner. Tytan looks around the ring and begins to laugh when he realizes there’s no ref and he stalks Alex around the ring. Darling slowly makes his way back to his feet, but he’s in serious trouble as the blood is pouring down his face. Tytan looks like he wants to finish this once and for all and he motions to Athena on the outside. Athena nods and walks to where the shovel is and grabs it. Tytan is reaching down for it and we see Athena looking behind Tytan where she sees Alex nod once. Athena nods as well and drops the shovel as she slowly starts to back up the ramp. Tytan looks shocked and surprised but nothing compares to Athena’s little point behind Tytan. Tytan’s head falls as he turns around right into a kick to his stomach. Alex doesn’t stop as he lifts Tytan up…BRAINBUSTAAAAA. Alex isn’t done now as he rolls Tytan over, locks the legs…MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. And now Alex looks to complete the trifecta as he climbs to the top and hits DARK DARLING RISING. But there’s no ref to count.
Alex heads over to Hightower and tries to get him back to his feet but Hightower is completely out of it. Alex turns around and starts to go back to work on Tytan to try and wear him down even more. He whips Tytan so hard into the corner that Tytan flips up and over and Alex follows that up with a dropkick that sends Tytan all the way to the floor. Tytan is in serious trouble right now, but he may have just gotten a bit lucky as he rolls over on the outside and his hand comes into contact with the shovel that Athena left on the outside. Alexander doesn’t see this as he hits the far ropes once again and goes for another TOPE but Tytan gets the shovel up and Alexander slams into it hard. Oh this is not going to end well for Alex now. Tytan shakes the cobwebs out as he lifts Alex up and tosses him back into the ring. Tytan follows him in, but he has the shovel in his hand as he does so. As Tytan passes by Hightower he gives him a hard kick to the gut to make sure he stays down for the moment. Tytan starts stalking Alex and swings the shovel at him, but Alex ducks and throws a dropkick at Tytan’s knee. It drops Tytan to a knee and as Alex goes for a SHINING WIZARD, Tytan gets the shovel up once again and Alexander’s knee slams into the shovel. Tytan drops the shovel for a second as he lifts Alex up and PILEDRIVES him in the center of the ring.
Tytan is in total control and he lifts the shovel high and is about to end another wrestler’s career when there is a huge roar from the audience and Tytan turns just in time to be caught with a piece of rebar to the gut. DAVIN MORELAND is out for the save. Tytan drops the shovel as Davin starts to light Tytan up with the rebar. Samantha is down at ringside as well as she tries to revive Alex with some water. He finally gets his bearings and looks shocked to see what’s going inside the ring. Alex shakes his head and gets back to his feet as Davin hits Tytan upside the head with the rebar and it spins Tytan right into Alexander’s waiting arms. Alex lifts him up onto his shoulders, places Tytan’s hand across his throat and nods to Davin. Davin smirks and hits the ropes…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER on top of the shovel. Tytan may be dead. Alexander quickly crawls over and starts to revive Davis Hightower and it seems to be working. Alex gets back to his feet and as Davis is rubbing his eyes, he doesn’t see the dark look that crosses Davin’s eyes. Davin nails Alex in the gut with the rebar and then nails the REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on Alex. Davin looks down at the carnage and makes a decision as he rolls Tytan on top of Alex before sliding to the outside and joining Samantha. Hightower finally rolls over and sees Tytan on top of Alex. He makes the slow count…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
WINNER and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion in 29:44…TYTAN!
The crowd is shocked at what we’ve just seen as both Alex and Tytan are still out of it inside the ring and Davin is smiling on the outside. Samantha hands Davin a briefcase as he slides back into the ring. Davin opens the briefcase and pulls out a piece of paper and pulls Hightower to his feet and points this paper out to Hightower. Davis looks shocked and the camera zooms in and in huge bold print on top of the paper we see the words
”VAGUE PROMISE”. Davis slowly nods and brings over the ring announcer.
Ring Announcer: Davin Moreland is cashing in his vague promise and using it for a OOWF World Heavyweight Title Shot…RIGHT NOW.*OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match*
Davin Moreland w/Samantha Darling-Moreland (Challenger) vs. Tytan (Champion)
Davin rolls Tytan off Alexander and places Alex in the corner as he lifts Tytan up and places him in the opposite corner. Both wrestlers are on their feet so Hightower has no choice but to call for the bell. Davin tells Hightower to make sure Alex doesn’t interfere as he drags and lifts Tytan into the air…ELEVATED REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER right onto the shovel that was still in the ring. Davin kicks the shovel out of the ring and spins Hightower around and Davin makes the cocky cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Your winner and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in 0:10…DAVIN MORELAND.
The crowd is stunned speechless as to what has just transpired and just as Davis Hightower hands the belt to Davin Moreland the entire arena goes dark. After a few seconds we hear some Gregorian Monks chanting and a blinding white light emanates from the massive OOTron screen. At first, the audience cast in shadow is illuminated, then the light becomes too intense to allow for clear vision. Upon the stage, there is a reverse spotlight—a casting of a shadow that makes the spot visible. A figure in a white robe steps to the front, hood covering the head as the crowd buzzes. He looks up as the lights dim a bit allowing the audience to see…
…the face of Junichiro Muyo.
JR: No…no, this can’t be.
Muyo lifts his microphone to his face.
Eco I baptize you with water for repentance. But after me will come one who is more powerful than I, whose sandals I am not fit to carry. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit…
…and with Fire.As he says these words, another figure in a white hood comes out to him, carrying a separate parcel. She raises her own hood…it’s Firewoman! Firewoman looks forward, smiling, bright-eyed as the audience gasps. Davin Moreland, holding his title belt closely, backs away and rolls to the outside, watching carefully as the two lost ones make their way down to the ring, walking up the steps to where Tytan has been laid out.
Alexander rises up just a bit to look at the center of the ring, where Ecosystem and Firewoman stand by Tytan, staring down. Tytan looks up, and gasps in horror. He looks shaken and frozen in place, when Eco—seemingly mustering strength beyond himself—grabs Tytan’s arms behind his back and forces him up.
Eco: I’ve got him tight, do it!Fire: …Eco: Now, Lisa, now!Firewoman takes a step back, staring down Tytan. She takes a quick step forward, face breaking into a smile, eye evidencing an evil gleam, she swings her arm forward…
…and hugs him, holding him close as Eco claps. The audience, stunned to this point, begins to vociferously boo, though all reaction shots show nothing but bewilderment.
The camera cuts to Alexander’s quivering face, which looks utterly horrified, if deeply confused as to whether he is hallucinating. Meanwhile, Eco quietly sets Tytan down, puts his hand to his face and seems to mutter a prayer. Suddenly, Tytan stands bolt-upright, seemingly free from the injury and pain collected throughout the night. Eco nods to Firewoman, who takes the white robe and places it over Tytan, allowing it to drape down over his shoulders as the three stand together in the ring, arms around each other.
Alexander cries out, more a noise than an utterance, but Firewoman pays him no mind. Ecosystem looks down to Alex, flashing a quick smirk, before raising his microphone again to his lips.
Eco: There is a time for explanation.
But now is not that time.Eco looks out to Davin Moreland, staring out from the ringside area, title raised.
Eco: There is a time to right wrongs.
But now is not that time.Now is a time to exult, to rejoice, to allow the world to stare and wonder.
We are your Trinity...And We. Will.He pauses, waiting for the audience’s reply. Eco comes down to one knee as Fire and Tytan still stand together looking forward, looking toward the confused face of Alexander directly.
Eco: (whispering) Save You.Eco, Fire, and Tytan roll to the outside and begin to walk up the ramp when Alexander finally realizes that it wasn’t a hallucination and Firewoman, his Firewoman, was standing in the center of the ring and ignoring him. He slowly gets back to his feet and is about to head up the ramp as well when he’s spun around by Davin Moreland who has crept back into the ring and Davin wallops his new title upside Alexander’s head. Davin stands tall in the center of the ring with his new belt raised high over the beaten and bloodied body of Alexander Darling. Eco, Fire, and Tytan stand at the top of the stage for a moment before disappearing in a flash of white light once again. And we fade…
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