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Post by BookerShark on Mar 12, 2011 23:38:03 GMT -5
*The OOWF-TV feed suddenly goes blank, replaced by the familiar warning tone from the Emergency Broadcast System. A generic announcer guy (but it also could be Davin himself) accompanies the following text on the screen*
T + GAC: The Attention Signal you just heard was not a test. You are about to hear a message from the Greatest of All-Time Davin Moreland. Please adjust your Nielsen boxes accordingly. A Ratings Escalation Warning is in effect throughout the entire broadcast area. Viewers should expect Extreme Entertainment along with Extended Periods of Awesomeness and Severe Difficulty in leaving the general area of your television set. Please Stay tuned for a message from the Greatest of All-Time, Davin Moreland.
*The screen fades to black briefly before fading in to Davin Moreland sitting behind a desk, wearing a suit. There is an OOWF flag next to him, and the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship is laid out in front of him on the desk. This looks eerily similar to a Presidential Address from the Oval Office. Dear Sweet Christ on a Cracker...*
DM: Good evening my fellow OOWF fans. I interrupt your regular programming in order to not only wake you good people up from what has probably become a long, droning slumber since my last address - but to do Davin Moreland's level-best to set the proverbial record straight as it were...
DM: To be honest, my fellow OOWF fans, there really is no need for me to set any record straight. Davin Moreland writes, dictates, reports and establishes said "record". Anything else is just background noise. But there is a scourge across our great nation today, friends. The scourge that is the inability of less-talented wrestlers to keep Davin Moreland's name out of their mouth.
DM: From the idyllic coast of Cummaquid, Massachusetts to the deserted ghettos of Hell, Michigan...from the Unfortunately Named hamlet of Fancy Farm, Kentucky to the Home Offices in Dayton, Ohio...Davin Moreland's name rings out from every corner of the globe. "And why not?" you may ask yourself. "Davin IS the Greatest of All-Time. Why shouldn't we talk about him?"
DM: You, as fans, have certainly earned that right. Who HASN'T earned that right are the jealous bottom-feeders on the OOWF card. Those who have been up against the Great Davin Moreland and lost. Repeatedly. Been embarrassed by my charisma. Been shamed by their utter lack of talent. Been clinging to their last shred of hope that they may ONE day stand within a few miles of my reflected glory.
DM: I am a magnanimous man, my friends. I understand people have to attempt to improve their own self-worth by tapping into the Greatness of Davin Moreland. By including my name in their promos, studies show that ratings jump by an average of 10% per segment. That's known in advertising circles as the "Moreland Bump". Normally, Davin Moreland Enterprises, Inc. LLC would expect to be compensated for that service. But being the ver generous guy that I am - and realizing that even the worst wrestlers on the roster need to get over for us all to survive...Davin Moreland doesn't sweat that.
DM: In fact, I'm bemused by the constant attention. When you're at the top of the mountain, it's expected that you'd become a target. People try to make their name off of you. Davin understands. I don't blame you people. I pity you. We should all pity these poor souls that have so little confidence in their own abilities that their only outlet is to attempt to bring me into their world - hoping beyond hope that they will be elevated as a consequence.
DM: But fear not, my friends. Davin Moreland will not be dragged into the muck and mire of such nonsense. In fact, I pledge to you this evening that I will continue to do what I've always done. I will entertain you. I will be great. I will be awesome. And I will be the best you've ever seen on your television. All the ancillary and extraneous events surrounding Davin Moreland are simply that. They're unimportant. All that matters is what I do personally.
DM: But you, my fellow OOWF fans, already knew that. You're smart people. You're not sucked in by such ham-fisted attempts at self-elevation by others. You already know that as Davin Moreland goes, so goes the OOWF. That's why you show up each week. Some of you cheer. Most of you boo. But you're all there for one thing...to see what Davin Moreland will do this week. You should be commended for that.
DM: Unfortunately, the OOWF Board of Directors has seen fit to give equal time to everyone on the roster...from Boring Jobber A to Boring Jobber Z. It's ok. I know you watch simply to see if Davin Moreland is mentioned. That's why most of the roster watches.
DM: So let me assure you all. You will continue to see the same high quality entertainment you've come to expect from me; despite the pressures, slings and arrows you hear from others. Davin Moreland is your champion. The People's Champion. As my mentor, the great Diamond Dallas Page was before me - as I am now. Your Champion. Davin Moreland. Through me, all entertainment is made. I shall not be silenced by the seedy underbelly of this industry, and I will not stop until every single one of you are entertained to my satisfaction. The rest is unimportant.
DM: Before I return you to your regular snoozefest of programming, I do want to address one ridiculous issue. Earlier this evening, some random jobber...it might have been Kiwi Joo, I'm not sure...put my name in their mouth. Fine. That's not what I have a problem with. My problem is that this same individual took the time to defend that Sandiest of Sandy Vaginas, LaDanian Tomlinson. They said not only that "they don't have a problem" with Tomlinson - you know, the same guy that has disappeared in every playoff game he's ever been in - the guy who sat on the bench with his helmet and parka on while his quarterback played an entire playoff game without an ACL. This makes Tomlinson the pussiest of pussies. But even THAT isn't as egregious as when Jobber McJobsalot described Tomlinson as "LT".
DM: That, my friends, as I'm sure you're aware, is unacceptable. I know you're boiling over with anger as I address you now. Any moron realizes there is and will only ever be one "LT", and that is the great Lawrence Taylor. Hall of Fame Linebacker, who did it almost entirely high on crack. Tomlinson is unworthy of such praise. Tomlinson is a pussy, much like the jobber who mentioned him. I'm sure that's why he defended Tomlinson. Please save your letters and outrage. Davin understands. I will address it personally if it ever becomes necessary. For the time being, I'm sure that publicly addressing this matter will be deterrent enough for it ever happening again. I sincerely hope that your airwaves will never again be soiled with such blashphemy.
DM: So please tune in tomorrow evening for "Dance of Death", where Davin Moreland will once again cement his already cemented legacy as the greatest to ever set foot inside the proverbial squared-circle. There are other matches too, probably, and I'm sure they're important in their own way. Of course, any matches that don't involve myself, Current Onslaught Champion Chris Evans or Former Onslaught Champion J-P Sparxx may cause you to go fix a snack, or use the restroom. I encourage you to watch the entire card, because you can be sure that Davin Moreland will be mentioned throughout, as he always is. That, in and of itself should be enough motivation. And even if it's not, just know that in the Main Event, Davin Moreland will address your concerns, exceed your expectations, and fill your entertainment vacuum for the evening.
DM: I thank you sincerely for joining me for this address, and I hope that your Daily Davin Moreland fix has been fulfilled. May God bless you. May God Bless the OOWF. And May God Bless Davin Moreland.
*Fade out - replaced by a picture of Davin Moreland holding a title belt high in the air after a win with a text overlay stating: "We now return you to your regular shitty programming"*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 12, 2011 23:39:11 GMT -5
Ecosystem, Tytan, and Diana are sitting in the Trinity locker rooms, when Firewoman comes out of her locker room. She is clearly not awake yet, having what we call in our household "sleepy face." Light hurts the eyes and sounds hurt the ears. She flops down in the chair, and one of Ecosystem's staff hands her coffee, which she takes eagerly. Ecosystem is flipping through a newspaper nonchalantly throughout the entire conversation.
Eco: Good, I was afraid you'd sleep through your match today.
FW: What is it.
Eco: Us. Boardwalk Saints. Cage.
FW: I hate cages.
Eco: I know... that's why I demanded it.
FW: How long was I out?
Eco: At least a day and a half. You don't remember? You had to be sedated after we visited with Moose. But you did sleep?
FW: Yeah....
Eco: That's good.
FW: You would think, Juni, but I told you sedatives don't work. All they do is make it impossible for me to wake up from nightmares that I think would give even YOU insomnia if I even described them in even the vaguest detail.
Eco: Interesting. You also wake up cranky and disrespectful.
FW: I'm...i'm sorry...Sensei. It's just...I'm so sore....
Eco: You're a wrestler.
FW: No, it's more than that.. I feel like I've been in a bar fight, and lost.
Eco: Well, I wasn't going to tell you. Do you remember Stank's visit? It was after Diana sedated you, but you were still awake.
FW: Barely.....Bits and pieces.
Eco: Well, he wasn't really happy about your activities. He took out Tytan and then went after me, but you threw yourself between us.
FW: I vaguely remember that....
Eco: And then...well, he took out his anger on you. I tried to stop him but he's so big.
Ecosystem smiles, as Tytan shifts uncomfortably in his seat.
FW: So that's where the bruises are from...And my gods my head hurts....
Eco: It's okay...your medicine is wearing off. That's what happens when you wait too long between dosages.
DP: He's right. It's very dangerous to just stop taking them. I'll be right back.
Podvod gets up to get her supplies.
FW: I'm sorry I disappointed you with M...my brother.
Eco: Fire, I've been reviewing your work on this, and it's not just Moose that you came short on. I think the reason our message has not gotten through is because you're less than committed to our cause.
FW: What do you mean?
Podvod returns. Firewoman holds out her arm and Diana begins to prepare it for injection.
Eco: Let's review. Stank you made thirsty. Eric you made extra sweaty on the treadmill. Not exactly big threats.
FW: But you gave me Dante's Purgatorio and--
Eco: Even Chad, with the fire. As talented and professional an arsonist as you are, Lisa, you expect me to believe you didn't notice the sprinklers?
FW: *Flinching a bit as Diana puts the needle in* Half the barns we're in those systems don't work.
Eco: Cutting off Alexis's hair?
FW: Okay, what about Stank's knee. And Davin's knee?
Eco: Stank's knee is fine. He's still competing. And Davin himself said that it seemed you knew exactly where to stab so that you caused minimal damage, and nothing permanent.
Firewoman flinches again as Diana pushes down the plunger.
FW: I'm ... sorry.....I thought that....
Eco: Well, maybe I wasn't clear. Or maybe you're not as invested in this project as I thought. Are you, Fire? Do you want to be saved?
FW: Y....Yes, sensei.
Eco: Because if you don't, and you're lying to me, I'm more than happy to drop you off in the Hallway of Random Encounters. There are plenty of people who want to have a word with you, I'm sure.
FW: *Her words starting to slur a bit.* I'm sorry, Sensei. I'll do better with Folz.
Eco: Not Folz, Fire. See, I could hear you yell out during your nightmares, and there were two names you kept yelling for, over and over. One was Moose, but you know who the other was.
FW: Yes, but...you promised he could join us.
Eco: Things have changed. I believe he is holding you back from true salvation. You need to sever ties with him. He is now Greed. End of discussion.
FW: I... I don't know, Sensei....He's not particularly greedy...
Eco: Lisa....are you defying me again?
FW: No, it's just that....
Eco: Are you going to disappoint me again?
FW: ....
Eco: ....
FW: No....No, sensei....
Eco: Good.
FW: Sensei? One more thing, before this medicine takes over.
Eco: Yes, Fire?
FW: I truly don't remember Stank beating me. You wouldn't be lying to me, would you?
Eco: No, Fire. You had already been sedated so it's understandable that--
FW: Because if it was you....FIre looks him directly in the eye, and her intention is pretty clear.
Eco: Understood, Fire. But I don't take kindly to implied threats.
FW: It's not a threat. Also, I need to talk to Diana...privately.
Eco: You can talk to her here.
FW: It's about....women things.
Tytan taps his hands on the couch and then rolls over the back to a stand.
Tyt: That's it...I'm out. *He leaves and Eco rolls his eyes.*
Eco: Here is fine.
FW: Fine. *she looks at Diana and begins to talk very matter of factly* Diana, a few days before my period I get these really sharp pains, and then when it starts it's like freakin' Niagara Falls and with this white ring wear--
Eco: Okay, okay....that's enough...go on.....
FW: Thank you, sensei.
Fire and Diana stand and head to her locker room. Ecosystem shudders a bit and goes back to reading his paper. Tytan comes back in.
Tyt: Juni...I know we need to control her...but to punish her like that....That's not the way to do it. If she figures out it wasn't Stank, I don't think there are enough drugs in the world to--
Eco: Then she won't find out, right?
Tyt: Yeah....right......
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 12, 2011 23:42:26 GMT -5
OOWF Dance of Death 7 Live! From Hell, Michigan <we see a hooded figure carrying a scythe walking a lonely desolate path while O Death plays in the background. The hooded figure passes a worn sign that says Hell with an arrow pointing in the direction he is traveling. As the song ends, the camera catches up with the figure and it slowly turns and looks at the camera, we can see nothing of the face, save for two glowing eyes. In an evil whisper that seems to come from nowhere and everywhere all at once we hear just two words.>Let’s dance Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Dance of Death Seven! As always joining me tonight are Razz……
Razz: Good ta be here Russ
Russ: and Kevin Nash……Kevin, rumor was you had somewhere else to be tonight
Nash: Yeah well, they wanted me to put John Cena over. Fuck that guy
Russ: Indeed. Folks, we have a great show for you tonight, as you know at Dance of Death, every title is defended in a multi-person match. Guys, I have to wonder, is this the toughest pay per view for champions in the OOWF?
Razz: Oh without a doubt Russ. Keeping hold of a title is hard enough when you are in a one on one match, the OOWF features some of the best wrestlers in the world, so every night, you have your work cut out for ya, when you are facing THREE of the best in the world in the ring at once? Your chances of walking out of there with the title take a nose dive
Nash: It certainly favors the challengers, unless you are smart. If it were me, I sit back and let the other three do my work for me, then step in and pick the bones and save my title. You don’t have to beat all three of them, you have to beat one, and all that takes is three seconds.
Russ: You’ve never met a short cut you didn’t like, have you Nash?
Nash: Hey, work smarter, not harder, right?
Russ: Let’s talk about our first match of the evening, it was one that, quite honestly, I was not expecting to see. I thought Eric and Bryce could jell and form a pretty good team, if Eric would just follow Bryce’s advice and play by the rules and let his natural talent come through
Nash: Or…….Bryce could have followed Eric’s advice and they could have been a very successful team
Russ: Shortcuts again
Razz: I think you two are missing the big picture here……again. The team could have been great, no matter which way they went, but the fact of the matter is, they couldn’t come to an agreement. It’s like a business deal, they don’t always work. But now, we get to see two of the best wrestlers in the OOWF square off in a one on one match. So, while the team didn’t work, we still get this match! I would say we win!
Russ: Well said Razz, let’s head to the ring for our first match of the evening!BRYCE LARSON vs. ERIC O’MAC – Onslaught Rules MatchBryce Larson is announced first, and he comes to the ring and gets a surprising number of cheers from the fans. He steps between the ropes and bounces off the ropes a few times and waits for his opponent. Eric O’Mac’s music hits and he comes to the ring with Lauren Phoenix by his side. Eric is booed loudly, but he ignores the fans. He steps between the ropes and looks at Bryce. Referee Davis Hightower is about to call for the bell when Larson reminds him to pat Eric down. He gives Eric the once over and finds him clean, then Eric has Hightower do the same to Larson. Both wrestlers come out clean and he calls for the bell and we are ready to go! The two men come out of neutral corners and locks up. Larson grabs an arm wringer, but Eric quickly reverses it and snaps Eric’s arm. Eric moves to the ropes to force the break. Since it was not technically a submission move, that does not count as a rope break. The two move back to the middle of the ring and lock up again, this time Larson grabs a side head lock, but Eric shoves him to the ropes. On the rebound Larson knocks Eric down with a shoulder block. Then hits the ropes again. Eric kips up and catches Larson with a hip toss, but Larson spins through it and lands on his feet, then springs off the middle rope and catches Eric with a spinning front kick that catches him right on the jaw. Larson covers but only gets a one count before Eric kicks out. Larson pulls Eric to his feet and catches him with a knee to the gut, then lifts him for a suplex, but Eric slips out of it and lands behind Larson and KILLS him with a LUNGBLOWER! Larson writhes in pain and Eric covers him, but Larson kicks out at two. Eric pulls Larson up and whips him hard into the corner, Larson slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Eric grabs him from behind and lifts him and sets him on the top rope and climbs up after him and hooks him for a reverses suplex! Larson fights out of it with elbows to Eric’s ribs. Larson grabs Eric’s head and he stands on the top rope. Larson leaps off the turnbuckle, dropping straight down to the floor, Eric’s head SLAMS into the top turnbuckle and his head snaps back and he falls into the middle of the ring. Larson quickly slides back into the ring and covers Eric, hooking the leg hard, but Eric rolls his shoulder just before the three count. Larson pulls Eric to his feet and catches him with a kick to the ribs, then lands the DRAGON’S FIRE! Eric is reeling and Larson sends him to the mat with a leg sweep, then traps him in the DRAGON’S LAIR! Eric struggles to remain conscious, but seems to be fading fast. Referee Davis Hightower is right there to call for the bell if Eric loses consciousness or submits. Eric uses his free hand to grope for the rope, he falls over and JUST manages to get his fingers on the bottom rope forcing the break. Eric O’Mac has used his first rope breakLarson releases the hold, then drags Eric to the middle of the ring and covers him. Eric manages to kick out at two. Larson covers him again, and once again Eric kicks out at two. Larson covers a third time, but once again Eric kicks out at two, then reaches up and rakes Larson’s eyes. Larson rolls away grabbing his eyes in pain, and Hightower gives Eric a warning Eric’s first referee warning. Eric struggles to his feet and falls into the corner. Larson gets to his feet and charges in for a clothesline, but Eric gets his knees up and catches Larson right on the jaw. As he staggers away, Eric climbs to the middle rope and leaps, driving Larson to the mat with a bulldog. Larson rolls over on his back and tries to regain his composure but Eric bounds off the ropes and NAILS a ROLLING THUNDER! Eric covers, but Larson kicks out at two. Eric pulls Larson to his feet, drags him to the middle of the ring and grabs him by the throat and hits the SMACKDOWN! Eric decides not to go for the pin, instead he gets to his feet and heads to the corner. He climbs the ropes and hits the MAC ATTACK! Eric covers Larson, one, two…..thre……NO! LARSON KICKED OUT! Eric stares at Hightower in disbelief. Eric pulls Larson to his feet and hooks him for a suplex and lifts him in the air, Larson frees himself and lands behind Eric and when Eric turns around, Larson POPS him with a superkick to the jaw! Larson and Eric both go down and the referee starts the ten count. Both men remain down, Hightower gets to eight and Larson gets to his feet and staggers over to Eric. He pulls him to his knees and sets up for Harry, Ron & Hermione! He hits the first shining wizard, then the second, and charges in for the third, but Eric ducks, grabs Larson’s leg and twists him to the mat and traps him in the STF! Larson howls in pain but refuses to give up. Eric pulls back harder, but Larson will not quit. Finally after what feels like an eternity, he manages to inch his way to the ropes and get his foot on the bottom rope. Bryce Larson has used his first rope breakEric releases the hold and Larson rolls out of the ring to the floor. Lauren rushes over to him and tries to help him to his feet. It looks like she hands something to Larson, Larson realizes it and nods. Phoenix races around the ring and hops on the apron and yells at Hightower. Hightower is distracted by Phoenix, Eric grabs Larson and pulls him to the apron and lifts him for a belly to back suplex back into the ring. As he lifts Larson, Larson BLASTS him in the head with something and Eric drops to the mat like he has been shot! We see Larson pull BRASS KNUCKLES off his hand and toss them out of the ring! Lauren Phoenix hops off the apron and runs around the ring and picks them up, Hightower turns around and sees Larson covering Eric, hits the mat and counts, one…….two…….three! WINNER in 20:12 – Bryce Larson After the match, Bryce stands over Eric and the crowd cheers for him to do more. Eric looks up at Larson while holding his head. Eric starts to back away a little, but then Larson holds out his hand. Eric smirks and grabs Larson’s hand and he helps him to his feet. The two of them stare at one another for a minute, then Eric extends his hand and Larson shakes it while Lauren Phoenix steps into the ring with them. The three of them leave the ring, grinning like Cheshire cats Russ: What the hell just happened there?
Nash: I think they got on the same page
Razz: Yeah…….but from who’s book?
Russ: Well, I guess that is something we will have to wait to find out. That was a tremendous way to open the pay per view though
Razz: No doubt about it, Eric and Larson are two of the best in-ring competitors in this, or any other company in the world, and folks, let me tell ya, that was just the tip of the iceberg of what they can do.
Nash: Think we’ll see that much wrestling in our next match?
Razz: If we see ONE wrestling move in our next match I will be very surprised.
Russ: Folks, to be honest, I am not even sure where to start with this next match. I can tell you one thing, it will not be for the weak of heart.
Razz: Lotta bad feelings in this one. I am not sure what kind of hold Eco has on Fire, but that is not the same Firewoman I have seen before. And what she did to Alexis with shaving her head? A woman scorned Russ, a woman scorned
Nash: You know, I am not so sure I buy this whole brainwashed Fire thing
Russ: What?
Nash: Really? Let’s look at Firewoman’s track record in the past. She has “allegedly” tried to burn down the family home, she has tried to burn Tytan and Dr. Podvod alive, she has attempted to kill some guy in Japan and that is just the start of a litany of thing……folks, this is a violent woman. And now, suddenly, because she is doing these things it is because she is being controlled by Eco? I call bullshit on this one
Razz: Nash, you can look at her, look her in the eyes, something is not right there
Nash: Yeah, she has given in to being a sick psychopath
Russ: Be that as it may, who ya got in this match?
Razz: I am going with Eco and Fire. Whatever hold Eco has on her, she will do ANYTHING to get the win, you can’t stop that kind of crazy
Nash: The Boardwalk Saints. Alexis is beside herself with rage, and Fire has nowhere to go.
Russ: I think the Saints win this one as well, simply because DH Magnusson may currently be the most level-headed one of the bunch
Nash: Scary
Russ: Let’s go to the ringBOARDWALK SAINTS vs. TRINITY – Steel Cage MatchTrinity is announced first and Ecosystem comes out with Firewoman trailing behind him. They are both wearing white robes, and are booed loudly. Fire seems to peek from beneath her hood for just a second acknowledging the boos, but then quickly looks down at the floor once again. They come to the ring and step into the cage. Eco and Fire both take a knee in the corner and seem to be deep in prayer or meditation. Boardwalk Saints are announced next, and they both come out to the top of the ramp, but Alexis sprints to the ring, climbs into the ring, races across the ring and grabs Fire from behind and begins PUMMELING her with punches and kicks. Fire falls to the mat, and Alexis is on her like a woman possessed. Eco moves to pull her off of Fire, but DH has made his way into the cage and NAILS Eco with a right cross that sends him to the mat. DH stands over Eco and dares him to get up while Alexis pulls Fire to her feet and sends her face first into the cage, then rakes her face across the cage, turning Fire into a bloody mess. Magnusson glances over at Alexis, which gives Eco the opening he needs. He nails DH with a low blow that doubles the big man over and sends him to the mat. Eco gets to his feet and charges across the ring and nails Lexie from behind, then spins her around, kicks her in the gut and PLANTS her with a DDT. The referee finally intervenes and sends Eco and DH to their corners so this can be an actual tag team match. Fire slumps against the ropes for a moment, wiping the blood from her eyes. She focuses on Lexie and a little bit of that old fire returns. Fire waits for her to get to one knee and charges off the ropes and KILLS her with a boot to the side of the head. Fire pulls her up and sends her to the ropes and catches her for a side slam, drops her across her knee, and keeps her there stretching her over her knee trying for the submission. Blood drips off of Fire’s face onto Lexie’s and Fire shoves her off to the mat. She grabs what little is left of Lexie’s hair and drags her to the Trinity corner and tags in Eco. Eco comes in and tells Fire to pull Lexie to her feet, then catches her with a spinning heel kick to the gut. Eco turns and argues with the referee, while he does this, Fire grabs Alexis and slams her face first into the cage and grates her face across the cage. Fire releases Alexis and she staggers, grabbing her face, blood already starting to flow down off her forehead. Eco catches her with a kick and sets her up for a pile driver, but DH Magnusson charges into the ring and catches Eco with a big boot to the back of the head. Eco falls to the mat and grabs the back of his head in pain. Lexie crawls toward her corner to make the tag as the fans roar for DH to get his first taste of action in this match. Eco stirs and lunges to grab Lexie’s foot, but she dives to the corner and makes the tag to DH as the crowd erupts. Magnusson comes into the ring and ducks a clothesline attempt from Eco, then as Eco rebounds off the ropes, DH presses him in the air, and throws him into the cage. Eco hits high on the cage, and slides down the side, slumping to the mat. DH turns around, and Fire is waiting on him, she tries to land a kick upside his head, but DH catches her leg, looks at her and shakes his head “not again missy” he pulls her forward into a short clothesline that sends her to the mat hard. DH turns his attention back to Eco who is getting to his feet. DH charges in and slams Eco on the back of the head with a forearm, sending his face into the cage again. DH grabs Eco and bends his head and chest back over the ropes and repeatedly clubs him with forearms to the chest. Eco slumps to the mat and crawls to the corner and starts climbing the cage, then tries to climb the cage. DH seems content to let him get so far up the side, then climbs to the top rope and grabs him. Eco turns and lands several kicks to DH’s ribs, then finishes him with a kick to the head that knocks DH off balance and crotches him on the top rope. DH howls in pain and Eco climbs a little higher on the cage, then leaps off and takes DH off the ropes to the mat with a hurracarana! Eco grabs a dazed Magnusson and drags him to the Trinity corner and tags in Fire. They pull DH to his feet and Eco sets him up for a piledriver, and Fire climbs to the middle rope and they hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Fire covers, but Alexis flies into the ring and breaks it up at two, pulling Fire to her feet by her hair and hitting her with a spinning chop to the throat. Eco comes in and nearly cuts Alexis in half with a SPEAR! The two of them brawl for a moment in the corner before the referee finally gets them out of the ring. Fire has dragged DH to the cage and presses his face against the cage and grabs his arms. Fire looks around for a moment, then down at DH and almost seems to reconsider. From the Trinity corner Eco yells CLEANSE HIM! And Fire CURBSTOMPS Magnusson’s face into the cage! She drags DH to the middle of the ring and covers, but once again, Alexis charges in and breaks it up. Fire gets to her feet and tags in Eco, then turns and goes after Alexis. The two of them tear into one another, I wouldn’t call it a cat fight, which would disappoint Joey Styles. No, this is something else, pure hate coming out here. The referee looks like he is about to step in, but he sees Eco behind Magnusson waiting for him to get to his feet. DH stands up and Eco catches him with the ENDGAME! Eco covers, hooking Magnusson’s leg, and a little bit of tights too, and gets the one, two, THREE! WINNERS in 19:56 – Trinity Eco runs across the ring and grabs Fire, pulling her off of Alexis. He backs her to the cage, Alexis starts after them, then sees DH on the mat and goes to tend to him. Eco and Fire get out of the cage, and we see Eco grab Fire’s bloody face and try to take the rage from her eyes. He keeps repeating “you did it, I am proud of you” After a few seconds of this Fire calms down and a look of peace comes across her face. She looks down and she and Eco head to the back. Razz: I told you……not the same Firewoman
Nash: Looked about the same to me
Russ: Whether it was the same Firewoman or not, that is a big win for Trinity. The Boardwalk Saints were really the only people that were standing up to Trinity, does this hurt their desire to send Eco back to hell where he belongs?
Razz: Nah, its one match. And it’s a cage match, so, this is far from over I think, The Saints are not going away
Nash: I think they are done. Eco and Fire are on a mission, or something. I think they are done with DH and Lexie
Razz: I don’t think Lexie is done with Fire
Nash: She may not be, but at some point, you have to let go and move on. I have a feeling Lexie is going to keep pushing it, and if she does, we have seen what Fire can do when someone annoys her enough
Russ: That is, if Eco lets her
Nash: That is, also, if you think Eco is pulling the strings
Razz: We could argue this all day, but up next, we have our first official Dance of Death, this one is for the Onslaught Championship, in what promises to be a great match
Russ: Chris Evans won the Onslaught championship from fellow GFY member J-P Sparxx. You know Sparxx is going to be looking for revenge, and to regain his title.
Nash: And Moore will be looking for a reason to stay in the OOWF. Seriously, who lets their visa expire?
Razz: And let’s not forget, the Onslaught championship is the only title Crete has not held in the OOWF. He will be looking to win that title and join the prestigious Grand Slam club
Nash: Actually, if he wins it, he would join Davin Moreland as the only six pack champion in OOWF history
Russ: I have to think that would annoy Davin greatly
Razz: I am going with Evans in this match. I think he finally gets it. When he was the Intercontinental champion, he had a certain swagger about him, but he got too cocky, too confident and he lost it to Folz. I think this is the dawn of a new Evans we are seeing here, cocky, sure, but focused. I think he keeps that title tonight
Nash: I think Sparxx regains. He seems to be the only one listening to Davin. He and Evans are a lot alike, except Sparxx never lost that focus. He lost the title, sure, but he knows that bling brings power. Sparxx regains the title tonight
Russ: I think tonight you see Concrete TG defy the odds and walk out of Dance of Death 7 as only the second Six Pack champion in OOWF history. Crete is due.
Razz: Only one way ta find out…….HEAD TO THA RING!CHRIS EVANS vs. J-P SPARXX vs. SEAN MOORE vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Onslaught Championship Dance of DeathThe challengers are all announced and make their way to the ring. Crete and Moore wait in their corners looking ready to go, while Sparxx preens in his corner, getting Jewel to tell him how awesome he is, which she does willingly and repeatedly. Finally the OOWF Onslaught Champion Chris Evans is announced and makes his way to the ring. This is essentially a tornado match, ostensibly fought under Onslaught rules. There are a few extra referees around the ring for this one to catch any shenanigans. Evans steps into the ring, and Sparxx immediately turns around and charges, catching Evans with a drop kick that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Sparxx waits for Evans to get to his feet and catapults himself over the top rope, taking Evans to the floor. Inside the ring, Crete moves toward the action, but Moore grabs him from behind and hits a bridging German suplex for a quick two count. Crete rolls to his feet quickly, but so does Moore and he catches Crete with a SHINING WIZARD to the side of the head. Crete stumbles to the ropes, Moore pulls him off the ropes and sends him across the ring and catches him on the jaw with a flying elbow. On the outside, Sparxx pulls Evans to his feet and lights him up with chops against the guardrail. Evans fires back, then goes to whip Sparxx into the guardrail, but pulls him back and takes him to the floor with a drop toe hold. Evans is quickly to his feet, and he slides into the ring and covers Crete just after Moore hit the elbow to the jaw, but Moore breaks up the pin at two with a boot to the back of Evans head. Moore pulls Evans to his feet and catches him in the gut with a knee, then hooks him and hauls him up for a vertical suplex, keeping him up there for a long time. While he has him up, Sparxx climbs to the top rope and NAILS Moore with a missile dropkick sending both of them to the mat. Sparxx scrambles and covers Moore, while Crete pounces on Evans, but both men kick out at two. Crete and Sparxx pull both Moore and Evans up and back them into neutral corners, then whip them both to the middle of the ring. Moore and Evans slam into one another and stagger backward. Sparxx grabs Moore from behind and hits an INVERTED DDT! Crete grabs Evans from behind and hits a WHEELBARROW POWERBOMB! Crete bridges and tries for a pin, but Sparxx breaks it up with a kick to Crete’s ribs, then climbs to the top rope and tries a 450 splash on Moore but Moore gets his knees up and Sparxx crashes and burns, rolling out of the ring to the floor. Crete gets to his feet and pulls Sparxx up and kicks him in the gut, and sets him up and hits a PACKAGE POWERBOMB! Crete gets a two count, but Moore breaks it up, pulls Crete up and shoots a half nelson and drops Crete on his head with a half nelson suplex! Crete grabs his neck (which has been injured before, thanks to Bryce Larson) and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Moore looks at a prone Sparxx and grabs his legs for the Four Leaf Clover, but Sparxx grabs him and rolls him into a small package for a two count. Sparxx slaps the mat in frustration, and waits for Moore to get to his feet so he can pop him with a superkick, but before he can throw the move, Evans grabs him from the outside and pulls him out of the ring to the floor dropping him face first to the floor. Sparxx gets to his knees and Evans TAGS him with the HARRY, RON & HERMIONE! Sparxx slumps to the floor and Jewel runs to his side. Inside the ring, Crete has made his way to the apron, Moore grabs him and lifts him for a suplex, walks back to the middle of the ring and KILLS Crete with a BRAINBUSTER! Moore floats over and covers, but Evans darts into the ring and breaks up the pin just before the referee’s hand comes down for the third time. Evans pulls Moore to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, then tries another, but Moore catches his arm and reverses it into a backslide for a two count! Moore gets to his feet and slaps his knee and waits for Evans to get on his hands and knee, looks like he is going for a running knee to the head. As he hits the ropes, Sparxx reaches up from the outside and low bridges him, sending him tumbling over the rope to the floor. Sparxx slides into the ring, and this time, when Evans stands up, Sparxx POPS him with a superkick to the jaw! Evans falls to the mat and covers, but just before the three count, Crete manages to crawl across the ring and shove Sparxx off Evans. Sparxx gets to his feet and grabs Crete and hammers him with forearms to the side of the head. Moore slides back into the ring and grabs Evans and throws him into the corner. Moore hammers Evans with knees to the side of the head and ribs, then sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex. Across the ring, Sparxx whips Crete across the ring, but holds on, pulls him back, kicks him low, then SPIKES him to the mat with a DDT! Crete immediately grabs his neck in pain. Sparxx looks over to Evans and Moore, then heads to the top rope. At the same time, Moore hooks Evans for a superplex, but Evans fights out of it and shoves Moore off the top rope to the mat. Both Evans and Sparxx are on the top rope, they look at one another, then Sparxx hits a 450 splash on Crete while Evans hits a TORONTO TWISTER on Moore! Both men cover, the referee uses both hands, one, two……Evans reaches out and rakes Sparxx’s eyes hard. Sparxx recoils in pain and falls off Crete…..THREE! The referee yells at Evans that that would be a warning, but at this point, it doesn’t matter. WINNER in 14:41 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Chris Evans After the match Evans gets to his feet and holds his Onslaught championship up in Sparxx’s face for him to see real well. Sparxx gets in his face and the two look like they are about to come to blows again. Sparxx smirks at Evans, then backs off. We hear Sparxx tell Evans to “keep his toy championship, I got better things ta win, knowhatimsayin?” Sparxx flips out of the ring and he and Jewel walk up the ramp. Evans taunts the crowd a little, then follows him up the ramp. Russ: So Evans retains the Onslaught championship, I have to wonder though, what does this mean for GFY? Can Sparxx and Evans continue to co-exist on the same team?
Nash: That all depends how Sparxx takes this. If he takes it personally, then no. The two of them will never be able to co-exist on that team. If he takes it as part of the game, and moves on to something else, then GFY can not only continue to exist, but they can thrive.
Razz: It’s a bitter pill to swallow, I agree with that, but I agree with Nash here, if Sparxx decides to take this as a lesson learned and moves on to something else, it can make the entire group stronger. If he dwells on it, it will be like a poison that festers and rots away GFY
Russ: It will be interesting to see how the supposed “Greatest of All Time” Davin Moreland handles this situation. One situation Davin Moreland will have no control over is out tag team title Dance of Death that is up next. Russ, Razz, this match has the potential to explode into violence that we have not seen in the OOWF in quite some time!
Razz: You got that right. The Hawaiians don’t like Drink and Destroy. Drink and Destroy don’t like Moose and Stank, Moose and Stank don’t like the Texans……well Moose and Stank don’t like anyone. This match is going to be crazy, I am not sure I can pick a winner here.
Nash: At the top of the show, we talked about the champions being at a disadvantage, I don’t know if that is any more true than this match. Kai and Aina have to have eyes in the back of their head for this one. They gotta be smart too, they don’t have to fight three other teams, they just have to not lose to any one team.
Russ: Well, they also have to worry about one of the other teams pinning someone else. This is not elimination, so not only do they have to watch out for themselves, they have to make sure no one else gets the three count. In what should be a brutal match, I am picking Texpress to walk out with the titles. After Chad’s actions against Moose, as much as I may disagree with them, I think Texpress is ready to take the next step and reclaim the tag titles.
Nash: I think the champs retain here. Kai and Aina also have Noelani on the outside to make sure they keep an eye on things. They are fast enough to break up other pins, and they are lethal enough to end a match quickly.
Razz: Ok…….if I have to pick……I am going to pick Drink and Destroy. Had it not been for the injuries to Stank and Moose, I would have picked them because hatred is one hell of a motivator. But since they don’t seem to be one hundred percent, I think Danny and Jack walk out of here with the titles tonight.
Russ: The announcer is in the ring, and we are ready to go!THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROY vs. TEXPRESS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANKProject 86’s “Destroyer” plays and Moosehead Jack and Stank come to the ring, boos rain down on them from the entire arena. Stank is still limping, and Moose is not quite as wild as he usually is, trying to protect those ribs from angry fans. There is still a look in his eyes, something ain’t right. They get into the ring and Moose slumps into the corner……gingerly and Stank stands there with his arms folded across his massive chest. Hellyeah’s “Alcohaulin Ass” plays and Outback Jack, Danny Taylor and DVD come to the ring through the crowd, and the crowd eats it up. They hop the guardrail and step into the ring and glare at Moose and Stank. Moose taunts them, Stank does not move. “God Blessed Texas” plays next and Chad Madison and Zane Myers make their way to the ring, again, the fans roar their approval for the Texas heroes. They slap hands with the fans on their way to the ring. They climb between the ropes and offer a handshake to Drink & Destroy, Jack and Danny oblige. Moose glares at Chad and threatens him with something, Chad and Zane ignore them completely. Finally the lights dim and the stage becomes backlit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4The intro for “Lay Your Hands on Me” by Bon Jovi begins to play as Kai and Aina rise from the stage performing a haka choreographed to match the beat of the music. The say to really free your body
You’ve gotta free your mind.
So come on.
Check this out.The lights go out and standard scenes of Hawai’I begin to appear in the jumbotron. The song then hits as two columns of fire shoot from the stage and the lights come up. Noelani has joined the Flyin’ Hawai’ians on stage in a trench coat which she quickly throws off to reveal (once again) wearing the Tag Team Championship Belts. She removes them, revealing a bikini and hands them to Kai and Aina and they make their way to the ring.  Once reaching the ring, the jointly toss Noelani up on the apron and she hooks her arms on the ropes and smiles to the crowd. They all enter the ring. Kai and Aina go to opposite corners and hold the belts high as Noelani dances in the center of the ring. Kai and Aina then toss their leis into the crowd as Noelani rolls out of the ring, finds a kid to give her lei to and puts it over his head and kisses him on the cheek. Noelani then goes to the announce table, gets on it and begins to dance again for the crowd. Razz: Let the mynah birds loose!!She then hops down, wraps herself in a sarong, and takes the Tag Team Championship belts from Aina through the ropes and holds them over her shoulders in their corner as the other teams are introduced. The referee calls for the bell, and it appears that Kai and Chad Madison will start things off. They circle and lock up, Chad grabs a side head lock and takes Kai to the mat. Kai immediately works to his feet and shoves Chad to the ropes, on the rebound Kai leapfrogs over Chad, then catches him with a back kick to the gut, doubling Chad over. Kai bounds off the ropes and catches him with a running knee lift that sends Madison to the mat. Kai measures Chad and hits a falling headbutt then covers, but only gets a one count. Kai pulls Chad to his feet and drags him to the Hawaiians corner and tags in Aina. Aina climbs to the top rope and levels Chad with a flying chop to the top of the head. Aina bounds off the ropes and lands stomp right to the jaw. Aina pulls Chad up and scoops him up and plants him on the mat again, grabs his legs and tags in Kai. Kai climbs to the top ropes and drops another headbut, this time right to the Madison Family Jewels. That’ll hurt him more than anything else. Kai covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Kai pulls Chad to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Chad catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands the Hawaiian up. Chad bounds off the ropes and takes Kai down with a lariat, then reaches out and tags in Outback Jack. Jack comes off the ropes and drops a knee down across Kai’s chest, covers, but Kai kicks out at two. Jack pulls him up and runs him into the D&D corner and slams him head first into the turnbuckle. Silly Jack, he is an islander, that never works. Kai bellows a mighty warrior yell, then grabs Jack’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle. Silly Kai, he is Australian, that never works. Jack bellows a mighty belch, and the two of them begin trading punches, backing to the middle of the ring. After a flurry of punches, they grab one another’s head, and BOTH connect with a headbutt…….and both reel backwards and fall to the mat. Jack manages to reach up and tag DDT, while Kai tags in Stank. Stank and DDT step into the ring and the two big men go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Neither man says a word, well, obviously one doesn’t. Finally Stank shoves DDT, and Taylor responds with a spinning elbow that catches Stank on the temple and sends the big man to the mat. Stank gets to one knee, but Taylor charges off the ropes and lays him out with a big boot to the jaw. Taylor grabs Stank’s injured knee and drops an elbow across it, then traps Stank in an Indian death lock trying for the submission. Stank snarls in pain, but will not give in. DDT leans in a little too far and Stank catches him with a straight right to the temple that staggers the big man. Taylor drops to one knee and tags in Zane Myers. Zane comes in and waits for Stank to get to his feet, then grabs him and sends him into the Texpress corner. Zane charges in, but Stank gets a boot up that catches Zane right on the jaw. Zane staggers backward, and Stank charges out of the corner for a clothesline, but Zane catches him and POWERSLAMS him to the mat! Zane hooks Stank’s leg, but only get a two count when Moose comes in and breaks up the pin with a kick to the back of the head. As Moose steps back onto the apron, Zane gets to his feet and nails him from behind sending Moose off the apron and into the guardrail ribs first. Moose rolls on the floor in agony. Zane stands there and has a few words for Moose, Stank gets to his feet and when Zane turns around Stank pops him in the mouth with a left hook that looked a little more real than what we are used to. Stank grabs the back of Zane’s head and slams him in the face with a headbutt sending Zane staggering across the ring. Stank charges and clips his leg, folding his knee awkwardly. Zane rolls to the corner and makes the tag to Outback Jack, but Stank doesn’t move, he has a few choice words of his own for Zane, which brings Chad into the ring, he grabs Stank from behind and spins him around and they trade punches, again, a little stiffer than what we are used to seeing from these guys, before the referee pulls Chad back and orders him back to his corner. Stank turns and looks at Jack, then slaps Aina on the chest bringing him into the match. Stank steps out of the ring and goes to check on Jack, the whole time he is jawing with Chad and Zane. Jack and Aina lock up and Jack grabs a side head lock and takes him to the mat. Aina is quickly back to his feet and he shoves Jack to the ropes and tries a hip toss but Jack blocks it and catches Aina with a clothesline. Jack turns and hits the ropes, and seemingly inadvertently nails Kai, sending him off the apron to the floor. Aina takes THAT personally. This match is very chippy tonight. He takes Jack and throws him across the ring, Jack gets to his feet and Zane tags himself into the match. Aina walks over and tags Stank, then the Hawaiians and Drink and Destroy THROW DOWN. Stank and Zane stand back and watch as their fight quickly spills out of the ring. Stank and Moose hop off the apron and join the fight for a moment, but then Stank turns back to the ring as the referee nears the ten count. Jack and DDT are fighting on one side the ring with the Hawaiians. Moose sneaks around the ring pulls a chain out of his pocket, drags Chad off the apron and BLASTS him upside the head, then drops to his knees and holds his ribs. In the ring, Zane catches Stank on the apron coming back into the ring and lifts the big man for a suplex! Zane gets Stank in the air, but then his knee buckles from the clip Stank laid on him earlier! Stank falls to the mat on top of Zane, Moose crawls over to where the pin is happening and reaches into the ring and holds down Zane’s leg! Zane tries to kick out, but with only one leg, and that one not all that good, he can’t! The referee counts to three, and we have new tag team champions! WINNERS in 34:18 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Moosehead Jack & Stank On the outside, Drink & Destroy and the Flyin Hawaiians stop fighting for a moment, and the Hawaiians are FURIOUS. Noelani and Zane both protest the decision to the referee, but it falls on deaf ears. Stank slips out of the ring and grabs the tag titles and helps Moose to his feet. They back up the ramp holding the tag titles high in the air as the crowd boos them loudly. Russ: Why did I expect anything different from Moose and Stank? WHY? Those two are the LOWEST forms of…….just despicable! The Hawaiians were ROBBED tonight!
Nash: Here we go with the righteous indignation again
Russ: Well what would YOU call it?
Nash: The Hawaiians lost focus in the match. They decided to leave the ring and brawl with Drink & Destroy. Moose and Stank took advantage of that. They were not robbed. They lost
Razz: If anyone was robbed, it was Texpress. They had a chance to regain the titles, but Moose kept Zane from kicking out, so if anything, I would say they have a beef tonight.
Russ: I still say there is not an ounce of honor in Moosehead Jack or Stank’s bodies. That is not the way to do things.
Nash: You really dislike the real world, don’t you Russ?
Razz: Look, before you two start another war of words, the fact of the matter is this, what Moose and Stank did is what you HAVE to do to get by in wrestling these days. It’s part of the game, for good or bad. How bout we move on from this “travesty” to the Intercontinental title Dance of Death that should feature more actual wrestling, and less bloodletting?
Russ: Fine
Razz: Nash?
Nash: Fine
Razz: Ok then. LD Williams, Matt Folz and Ravenna Blue, who ya got?
Nash: Not to take anything away from Matt Folz, who is one of the best wrestlers in the company, LD Williams is one of the best wrestlers on the planet. I think tonight LD Williams walks away with the Intercontinental title for the second time
Russ: My money is on Matt Folz retaining here. Folz has come into his own as one of the best wrestlers in the world today. He may not say much, he may not be flashy and call attention to himself, but once that bell rings, he can hang with the best of them
Nash: I am going to pick the dark horse here. Ravenna Blue. I think she is turning a corner in her career. It seems she has FINALLY given in and is paying attention to what Moose is trying to tell her. If she can drop all that hopeful saving people business, there really is no limit to what she can do. I think Folz and LD focus on one another too much in this match and Ravenna sneaks in and gets the win
Russ: Looks like we are ready for introductions, folks lets head to the ring!MATT FOLZ vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. RAVENNA BLUE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Dance of DeathRavenna Blue is announced first and makes her way to the ring to the wild cheers of the fans. She steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for her opponents. LD Williams is announced next, and the long time OOWF star gets a nice ovation from the crowd, with a smattering of boos here and there, he IS still somewhat aligned with Moose and Stank after all. LD ignores all of it anyway and steps into the ring and waits in the corner. Finally, the OOWF Intercontinental champion Matt Folz is announced and HE gets a nice ovation from the crowd as well. He makes his way to the ring and steps through the ropes, the three competitors meet in the middle of the ring and all share a handshake, which the fans cheer. Finally the referee takes the title and holds it up in the air, then calls for the bell and this match is underway. The bell rings and the three of them move to the middle of the ring and a stare down begins. LD breaks the tension with a kick to Ravenna’s midsection that sends her to the mat. He then turns and BLISTERS Folz with chops, backing him into the ropes. LD grabs Folz and tries to whip him across the ring, but Folz reverses it and catches LD with a back body drop on the rebound. Folz turns and walks right into a Ravenna clothesline that sends him to the mat. Ravenna pulls him to his feet and backs him into the corner and waits for Williams to get to his feet then whips Folz into LD. LD catches Folz and KILLS him with a AA spinebuster! LD covers, but Ravenna pulls him off of Folz and covers Folz herself. LD is not content with this so he pounces on Ravenna and locks her in the CROSSFACE! WHILE SHE IS COVERING FOLZ! The referee asks Ravenna if she wants to quit, she refuses, and at the same time, he makes several two counts on Folz, who keeps rolling his shoulder at two. Finally Folz manages to work his way from underneath the pile and gets to his feet. He starts to go after LD, then thinks better of it and backs off and waits in the corner. LD wrenches back on Ravenna, and while it looks like she is trying to get to the ropes, she has a long way to go. Ravenna raises her arm like she is thinking about considering tapping when Folz charges out of the corner and breaks up the crossface with boot to LD’s head. Folz grabs LD and pulls him to his feet, bearhugs him, and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Folz covers, but LD kicks out at two. Folz moves quickly while Ravenna is still recovering and grabs LD’s leg and tries for an ankle lock, but LD frees himself with several kicks to Folz’s head and chest. LD gets to his feet and stumbles back to the corner, Folz charges in, but LD moves out of the way and Folz slams shoulder first into the ring post. As he staggers backward, LD hammerlocks his arm and lifts him into the air in a FLYING CHICKENWING! Folz howls in pain and tries to get his foot on the ropes, but LD moves away from the ropes, the champ is in trouble here! Ravenna finally gets to her feet and sees Folz in trouble and nails LD with a drop kick to the back that sends both men to the mat. Folz grabs his shoulder and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Ravenna pulls LD to his feet and lifts him and hits an inverted atomic drop that sends him staggering to the corner. Ravenna charges in and catches Williams with a high knee to the jaw, then monkeyflips him out of the corner. Ravenna gets to her feet quickly, pulls LD up and sends him to the ropes and hits a FRANKENSTEINER! Ravenna holds on for a two count, but LD escapes just in time. Ravenna gets to her feet waiting for LD to get to his, she doesn’t notice that Folz is back in the ring. Matt grabs her from behind and PLANTS her with an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz is about to cover, when LD grabs his injured arm and rolls him into a fujuwara arm breaker! Folz howls in pain and tries to get to the ropes, but can’t. He manages to roll to one knee and work LD into a pinning position, getting a two count, but LD takes him back to the mat and pulls on his arm threatening to snap it. Ravenna gets back to her feet and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, she leaps and hits a PERFECT moonsault landing on LD! One problem, she also landed on Folz’s arm. Folz fights free and rolls to the corner grabbing his arm in pain. LD and Ravenna get to their feet and Ravenna throws a punch, but LD ducks it and grabs her from behind and hits a trio of German suplexes! LD bridges on the last one and gets a two count. Folz remains in the corner holding is arm, trying to get some feeling back in it, but in visible pain. Folz struggles to stand, and LD sees him and charges at him, but Folz recovers just in time and lowers his shoulder and back body drops LD over the top rope to the floor! LD hits hard and lies there stunned grabbing his back and trying to get his breath back. Inside the ring, Ravenna sees Folz up and heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope and sets up for the DIAMOND DUST! But Folz sees her and charges into the corner and climbs to the bottom rope and gets under Ravenna and POWERBOMBS HER OFF THE TOP ROPE! Folz folds her in half, still only really using one arm, the back of Ravenna’s head hit the mat pretty hard, she is stunned enough that the referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, THREE! Matt Folz retains his title! WINNER in 19:37 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Matt Folz After the match, the referee goes to raise Folz’s arm, but grabs the wrong one and he recoils in pain. The ref raises the other arm and Folz gently climbs out of the ring and heads to the back Russ: You hate to see a competitor injured, but I have to give Matt Folz a TON of credit for being able to not only finish the match, but retain his title.
Razz: I have had arm injuries in my career, now I am not a doctor, but the way he was able to move it even a little makes me think it is not broken. When Ravenna landed on his arm, it looked like he hyperextended the elbow. It’s painful as hell, but it’s a lot better than a break. Its gonna hurt for a few days, but Folz is a tough guy
Nash: Injuries are a part of the game, you get tough, or you go home.
Razz: You just injured yourself saying that, didn’t you
Nash: Shut up Razz
Russ: Folks, we are on to our main event. This match could prove to be even more out of control than the tag team match, despite having half as many people in it
Razz: We talked about people who just flat don’t like one another in this match, I don’t think any of these four have a shred of compassion for their opponents tonight. There is enough hatred in this match to last all of us a long time
Nash: So, with that said, it will really come down to who can focus that hatred enough. Davin Moreland tends to up the violence ante when he feels slighted. Alexander Darling, despite claiming that that part of his life is behind him, can easily revert to the old Alexander Darling in a second, and we know where that can go. And Tytan, well we all know his track record. The wild card in all of this is Stan Fulton. He has shown a mean streak in the past, and has professed his dislike for Darling, Moreland and Tytan, but does he have the rage that the others have? I don’t think he does. You heard it here first, Stan Fulton emerges as the new OOWF World Heavyweight Champion
Razz: I agree with you up to the last part Nash. I like Fulton, and I think the big man has a bright future here in the OOWF, but I don’t think tonight is his night. Not yet. I think it basically comes down to who can control their rage just enough to come out on top. For that, I am going with Alexander Darling. He has been uncharacteristically low key the last month or so, and I think he realizes that taking the title from Trinity will do more to weaken them than any amount of bloodletting
Russ: I think, in a match like this, confidence is the most important thing of all. Tytan is currently very confident in himself. He is a two time world champion, and is the face of Trinity while Eco is the mouthpiece. That said, I am not sure if there is a more confident person on the planet than Davin Moreland. This man really believes that he is the greatest of all time. It is arrogant, and he is pig-headed, but the man refuses to believe his opponents are at his caliber, and more importantly, he honestly believes there is no way any of them can beat him. I think tonight, Davin Moreland makes his claim of being a five time world champion into reality. Folks, its main event time! |
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 12, 2011 23:42:59 GMT -5
TYTAN vs. DAVIN MORELAND vs. STAN FULTON vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Dance of DeathStan Fulton is announced first and makes his way to the ring. Fulton shakes off a little nervous energy and bounces against the ropes some, but looks ready for the match. Alexander Darling is announced next, and he goes through his normal entrance, but Lexie is nowhere to be seen, which is understandable given her bloodbath with Fire earlier in the night. Next out is Davin Moreland, who comes out with the OOWF World Heavyweight title around his waist. He makes his way to the ring, and as always, looks supremely confident. He steps into the ring and glares right at Alex. Finally, the actual OOWF World Heavyweight champion, Tytan, is announced, and he charges to the ring, clearly pissed off, and slides under the ropes and goes right after Davin, catching him with punches upside the head. The referee calls for the bell and our main event is underway! Davin and Tytan continue to brawl, Alex seems content to let them, but Fulton steps up to him and challenges him. They lock up, but Fulton easily pushes Alex into the corner and tries a chop, but Alex slips away and turns the table on Fulton and lands a couple of chops to his chest. Alex grabs Fulton and whips him to the opposite corner and charges in for a flying knee, but Davin sees him coming, rakes Tytan’s eyes and turns and KILLS Alex with a blindside clothesline! Fulton charges out of the corner and grabs Tytan from behind and slams him face first into the top turnbuckle, which doesn’t have as much of an effect as we would like because of the face mask he is wearing. Tytan nails Fulton with an elbow to the midsection, then grabs him and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Tytan turns and sees Davin pulling Alex to his feet, he sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the jaw on the rebound. Darling falls to the mat grabbing his jaw, Tytan charges at Davin and drops him to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head. Tytan pulls Davin to his feet and shoves him to the corner and goes ballistic on him, hammering him to the mat with rights and lefts to the face. One of the punches catches Davin just above the eye and busts him open. Tytan steps back to put the boots to Davin some more, but he gets grabbed from behind by Darling who schoolboys him for a two count. Tytan kicks out easily, but when he rolls to his knees, Darling catches him with a shining wizard upside the head. In the corner, Davin gets to his feet and is about to join the fray when Stan grabs his legs from outside the ring and pulls him to the mat, then pulls him back and CROTCHES him on the ring post. Davin howls in pain, Sam will be disappointed tonight. Stan pulls him out of the ring and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt dropping Davin to his knees. Davin proves he is not the only one that can attack the jewels when he NAILS Fulton with a low blow. The big man slowly slumps to his knees, then to the floor. Both men are down outside, so we turn out attention back to the ring. In the ring, Alex has hold of the back of Tytan’s head and is hammering him with straight rights to the face, jackhammer style. Tytan pushes Alex to the ropes and gets to his feet and tries to grab Alex on the rebound, but Alex slides between his legs and kicks his knees out from behind sending the champion to the mat. Alex grabs Tytan’s legs and flips him over into the MONEY CLIP! Darling is yelling something about snapping Tytan’s ankles, Tytan, to his credit, will not give up. He drags both he and Darling across the ring and grabs the bottom rope forcing the break. Alex keeps the hold on till the referee gets to four, just narrowly avoiding a disqualification. Tytan rolls out of the ring and lands next to Davin and Stan, who are slowly getting to their feet. Alex gets to his feet in the middle of the ring and gets a running start and dives over the top rope at all three of them. Probably a bad idea. As Alex is in midair, Davin grabs a monitor from the New Guinean Announce Table and SMASHES it on Alex’s face. Alex falls to the floor, barely conscious, and blood pouring from numerous gashes on his forehead and face. Davin is not done though, he falls to the floor and starts choking Darling with his hands, the referee is quickly there and threatens Davin with disqualification. Meanwhile, Stan Fulton pulls Tytan from the floor and rolls him into the ring and follows. Fulton pulls Tytan to his feet and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with a crushing AVALANCHE. Tytan staggers out a few steps and Stan scoops him up and slams him to the mat and climbs to the middle rope. Looks like Crusher is going for THE CRUSHER! But Tytan is back on his feet! He grabs Fulton and THROWS HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Stan hits halfway across the ring, hard, and grabs his back in pain. Good god Tytan has some power. Tytan limps across the ring and covers Fulton, but Stan kicks out at two. On the outside, Davin has Alex on his feet and lifts him onto the Portuguese Announce Table, it looks like he is going to hit a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! But Alex blocks the move, spins Davin around and hits a DARLING DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! OH MY GOD! The table is destroyed, and they may be as well. Darling crawls out of the wreckage, grabbing his ribs, and trying to wipe the blood from his eyes. He sees Tytan hammering Fulton with punches to the face and slowly slides into the ring behind Tytan. He waits for Tytan to stop and turn around and look at him, then charges in and catches Tytan with a knee to the temple, sending the champion to the mat. Alex covers and gets a two count, but Fulton is back on his feet and he breaks it up at two. Fulton pulls Alex to his feet and throws him over the top rope, but Alex holds on and skins the cat to get back into the ring. Fulton charges at him to clothesline him over the top to the floor, but Alex ducks it an low bridges Fulton sending him tumbling over the ropes to the floor. Alex glances at Fulton, then glares at Tytan, who is back on his feet. Alex charges at Tytan but Tytan catches him with a powerslam. He doesn’t even try for a cover, instead Tytan brings several sledge hammer blows down on Alex’s chest. Alex reaches up and rakes Tytan’s eyes and shoves him to the side. Darling is on his feet first, and he grabs Tytan and throws him between the ropes to the floor, then follows him to the outside. Darling looks and sees the referee is checking on Fulton and Davin, so he reaches under the ring and grabs several light tubes. Tytan is struggling to get up, so Alex grabs him and whips him shoulder and head first into the steps, then drags him over to the light tubes. He puts Tytan’s face against the glasss…….CURBSTOMP! Tytan howls in pain and grabs his face, but we already see blood pouring through his fingers and down his chest. Darling stand over him, proud of his work, then lands several kicks to his face and chest. On the other side of the ring, Davin is finally out of the wreckage of the table, he struggles to his feet and sees Fulton getting to his feet. Davin charges and catches Stan with a clothesline that rocks the big man, but does not send him down. Davin scoops Fulton up and slams him on the floor, then drops an elbow across his chest. Davin pulls Fulton up and rolls him into the ring and quickly follows him in and covers, but Fulton kicks out at two. Davin pulls him to his feet and backs him into the corner and hits several elbows to the side of Fulton’s head. Davin gives the signal for the RGDC and grabs Fulton’s head, but Fulton keeps hold of the ropes. He pulls Davin toward himself and hits a release belly to belly suplex that sends Davin over the top rope to the floor! The crowd pops a big HOLY SHIT for this. Fulton steps onto the apron and measures Davin gets a running start and hits the DRAG LINE! Well, mostly. Davin grabbed a piece of the wrecked table at the last second and swung it at Fulton, catching him HARD on his head, but Fulton’s full weight landed on Davin’s ribs, so they are both down. Inside the ring, Daring and Tytan battle it out, both are horribly bloody and both are struggling to stay on their feet. Alex swings wildly and Tytan ducks, then kicks Alex in the gut, lifts him in the air and KILLS him with a BURNING HAMMER BOMB! Tytan crawls over to the prone Darling and covers him, the referee hits the mat, one, two, thre……..NO! Darling rolls his shoulder! Tytan can’t believe it! Tytan slowly gets to his feet and pulls Alex up and lifts him for a TYTAN DRIVER, but Alex slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet behind him, he spins Tytan around and knees him in the gut, then lifts him for a DARLING DRIVER! But Alex is not done, he moves to the corner and slowly climbs the ropes, steadies himself with blood dripping from his face and hits a PHOENIX SPLASH! Darling writhes in pain on the mat, but manages to crawl across the ring and collapse on Tytan, the referee hits the mat, one, two, THREE! This time Tytan cannot kick out! WINNER in 45:31 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Alexander Darling Darling struggles to his feet and the referee hands him the title, he slumps to his knees, Shawn Michaels style and looks at the belt. The fans roar approval for this, but the cheers quickly turn to boos as Moosehead Jack runs to the ring. He says something to the referee and shows him a paper. The referee shakes his head and looks hands it to the announcer. Alexander Darling is looking at the ref and Moose in confusion, finally the announcer makes the announcement: Ladies and Gentlemen, Moosehead Jack is cashing his vague promise from GM the Rick in, and demands an OOWF World Heavyweight Title match, RIGHT NOW! The referee calls for the bell and we are underway! ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMoose charges across the ring and NAILS Darling with a right cross to the jaw. He pulls him up off the mat, pins the arm and lands a HEARTPUNCH! Darling slumps to the mat, Moose falls on him and covers, but Darling rolls his shoulder at two. Moose pulls Alex to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in, but Darling gets his knees up catching Moose right in the ribs. Moose staggers away, clearly in tremendous pain and falls to his knees holding his ribs in pain. Darling charges out of the corner and catches Moose with a knee to the back of the head, sending him to the mat, and no doubt doing no favors for that concussion he has thanks to Chad. Darling covers Moose, but Moose kicks out at two. Darling takes a long time to get to his feet, having just gone through 45 minutes of hell. Darling pulls Moose up and tries to lift him onto his shoulders, but Moose slips off, grabs Darling and hits a RANHEI! Moose pulls Alex up, sets him up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Darling hits the mat and grabs his neck in pain. Moose pounces on him and traps him in the ji-endo! Darling is struggling, but after 45 plus minutes and a tremendous loss of blood, there isn’t a whole lot he can do. Darling fights it, but after a minute or so, he loses consciousness, and for his safety, the referee calls for the bell. Folks, we have a new world champion! WINNER in 3:46 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Moosehead Jack Moose holds the title in the air and Stank comes out to congratulate him as debris litters the ring. We fade to black with Moose holding the title in the air, standing over a bloody, unconscious Alexander Darling. Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t even know what to say. Twice in one night, Moose has managed to rob a champion of their titles. Is this what wrestling has become? For Nash and Razz, I am Russ. GoodnightThanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 6 PPV, Live! February, 26th from Catia La Mar, Venezuela. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, February 2nd, live from Key West, Florida.
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