OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From El Alto, Bolivia
J-P SPARXX vs. DARIUS PRENTISSWe’ve got a real cruiserweight match on our hands here tonight as the opening beat of “Let It Rock” plays, with a HUGE explosion of support for J-P Sparxx as he enters with Jewel. Sparxx’s popularity has only grown over the last couple months. The pair slap hands with the fans as Sparxx hops up to the apron and then hops over the ropes, Parkour-style. He faces the ramp and awaits his opponent.
Next out is the Little Lacerator, Darius Prentiss. He’s dressed in ostentatious MMA gear, but the thing he wears that defines him most is his cocky little smirk. He throws a couple quick elbows atop the stage before slowly walking down to the ring, taking the stairs in, and gesturing broadly toward Sparxx as the referee calls for the bell.
Lock up by the two men, JP attempts to force the smaller Prentiss into the corner, but Darius manages to shift the weight, pushing down on the Cracker New Jack’s shoulder. JP attempts to push out of the arm bar with a couple sharp jabs to the knuckles, but Prentiss flips his leg over to force the Spark all the way down into the Lebell Lock. Sparxx spins his legs out to reach the ropes after a moment of struggle, forcing Prentiss to break the hold at four, as he yells “I HAVE UNTIL FIVE!” to the referee to boos. Darius quickly to the shoulder, stomping on Sparxx’s left arm—but Mr. GFY himself scoops Prentiss’s leg out from under him and slides out to the outside. The Spark takes a run, driving Darius’s knee right into the turnbuckles! JP Sparxx climbs up to the ring, jumping over the top rope—360 leg drop onto Prentiss!
Sparxx pulls Prentiss away from the ropes and goes for the cover, but Prentiss kicks out at two. Sparxx tries for another cover, but Prentiss catches him in an arm trap, forced down into a cross arm breaker. JP Sparxx howls in pain as Prentiss laughs. Jewel attempts to rally the crowd as Sparxx swings his free arm to no avail. After a failed attempt at a reverse head scissors, blocked by Darius’s well-timed bucket rolls, Sparxx uses his much-superior leg strength to drive himself forward, tying his legs around the ropes once again. Sparxx goes to the outside as Prentiss breaks the hold, trying to shake the proverbial cobwebs out of his arm. Darius Prentiss, meanwhile, bounds off the opposite ropes and charges forward—suicide dive to the outside to JP Sparxx! Sparxx is off his feet, but Prentiss takes a moment to recover from the landing on his already-aggravated knee.
JR: The smallest injury can be so damaging when you don’t have much meet on the bones, Razz!
Razz: What? Sorry, I was eating this bucket of chicken wings and wasn’t listening.
Nash: That’s why you don’t stick them in your ears.
The referee inside the ring has gotten to a five count as both competitors rise, Darius catching Sparxx with a spin kick before going inside the ring, JP manages to launch himself under the ropes by 9, but is baseball slid out by Prentiss, Prentiss with the fast charge toward Sparxx, but DROP TOEHOLD INTO THE STAIRS by JP Sparxx! Not fast enough for Prentiss, who is on dream street. Prentiss is rolled back into the ring by Sparxx, who is attempting to hurry but is stumbling a bit. Sparxx is going up to the top rope, but Darius Prentiss gets up in time and scurries up to meet him there, blocking whatever the The two exchange blows, but a haymaker by JP is dodged by the slim MMA specialist, who slides in for a tight guillotine choke. Darius is repositioning himself, maybe for a supl—no! He’s going to try a DDT off the top rope, he’s pulling—J-P Sparxx launches him off with an underhook sternum punch, sending Prentiss crashing down back first onto the mat! J-P Sparxx is up top and looking down…which way is this going to go…450 Splash off the top! The Spark Plug has shocked again! 1-2-3!
WINNER in 8:32…J-P Sparxx!
Sparxx celebrates with Jewel and the fans on the outside, eschewing the traditional hand raising, while Darius Prentiss slowly rises, looking enraged.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. PSYKLEPsykle makes his way out from the back first to a mostly negative reaction from the crowd here. Isaac Quincy is trying to keep him focused on the task at hand, but the rage within Psykle is almost quantifiable. Psykle finishes his walk to the ring and test out the ropes while waiting for his opponent.
Boom, “There Can be Only One” blasts over the sound system leading into a mash-up of Queen’s “Princes of the Universe” and Trapt’s “Headstrong” that signals the arrival of Alexander Darling. Alexis is at his side and they start to make their way down the aisle to very loud cheers but before they even get more than 10 feet, someone hops the barricade and pushes Alexis out of the way…That’s CHRIS EVANS. He’s slugging it out with Alex on the ramp and since Alex had no idea it was coming Evans gets the advantage and he’s able to get behind Alex…ZEUS’ FURY on the ramp and Alexander’s head bounces off the ramp. Security is finally able to get out to the ringside area and they drag Evans backstage. Inside the ring, Psykle and Quincy are telling the ref to start the match and while Junior Hale looks a bit conflicted, he has no choice but to continue the show. He begins his 10 count…
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2…Alexis is finally back to her feet and checking on her brother…
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4…Alexander still looks out of it…
5…Alexis grabs a bottle of water from a fan…
6…Alexis dumps the bottle of water on Alexander’s face…
7…Alexander starts to come to…
8…Alexis drags Alexander a little closer to the ring…
9…Alexis lifts Alexander to his feet…
9.5…Alexander grabs the bottom rope…
9.75…Alexander pulls himself into the ring.
And Psykle doesn’t even give Alex a chance to stand as he’s on the attack already and dropping elbows before Alex can recover. Psykle goes for a few quick covers to try and end this match early after Evans’ attack, but Alex keeps finding a way to kick out. Psykle drags Alex to his feet and backs him into the corner and throws some Muay Thai knees that really seem to take the air out of Darling. The big man is using his massive size advantage to really wear down Alex and he takes him out of the corner with a huge peal. Psykle gets a running start and looks to drop a leg, but Alex is able to move out of the way. Psykle back to his feet first and tries again for another leg drop, but once again Alex is able to move out of the way and this time he scrambles back to his feet at the same time as Psykle this time.
Psykle goes for a wild right hand that Alex is able to duck under and Alex gets his first offense of the match in as he starts to throw some hard leg kicks at Psykle. Psykle still tries to use his size and power as he tries to goozle Alexander, but Darling throws another kick and Psykle has to let go. Alex quickly tries to follow up and he goes for a CODEBREAKER, but Psykle is way too strong and he catches Alex in mid-move. Psykle tosses Alex onto his shoulders and catches him with a SAMOAN DROP. Psykle makes another cover…
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No, Alex is able to get his shoulder out. Psykle is getting frustrated now that he can’t put Alexander away. He drags Alexander up by the hair and once again goozles him, but again Alex fights it off with some more leg kicks but instead of following up with any power moves, Alex hits the ropes and throws a low dropkick at Alex. And that finally drops Psykle to a knee. Alex is relentless now as he hits the ropes again…SHINING WIZARD drops Psykle to both knees. And Darling stays on the attack…STEP-UP DDT finally brings Psykle all the way to the mat. Alex looks to keep the match on the mat now as he locks Psykle’s legs and rolls him over…he goes for the MONEY CLIP, but Pyskle has way too much power and he pushes Alexander off and all the way to the floor.
Alexander lands on his feet and he’s quickly back onto the apron and he climbs to the top rope as Psykle starts to stand up on rubbery legs. Alexander jumps off the top as soon as Psykle turns around and Darling nails him with a MISSILE DROPKICK. AD is showing an offense we haven’t seen from him in a while as his normal technical game won’t work against someone Psykle’s size. Alex is quickly climbing the ropes on the other side of the ring now…he leaps off once again, this time with a FROG SPLASH. Psykle’s in a little bit of trouble now as Alex makes the cover…
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Massive kick out and Alexander hits the ropes. Psykle slowly tries to stand up once again and this time Alex knows he can’t let him get all the way to his feet as he jumps up…CODEBREAKER connects this time. Alex looks to finish it off as he climbs the ropes once again, back facing the ring…it looks like he’s setting up for DARK DARLING RISING but he stops as he gets to the top rope and he sees Corelon from the SUPREME stable standing in the entranceway. He motions to Alexis about this and that brings over Hale as he’s trying to restore order and no one sees Evans slide into the ring behind the ref’s back. Alex looks over his shoulder just in time to see Evans climb the ropes behind Alex and nail him with the Onslaught title in the back of the head. Evans slides out of the ring as Psykle gets back to his feet and he turns Alex around on the top turnbuckle…PSYCHO DRIVER…It’s academic now…
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WINNER in 11:10…Psykle.
Outside the ring, it doesn’t look like things are over as Evans reaches under the ring and grabs a table and slides it into the ring. Evans follows the table in and starts laying the boots to Alex. He lifts Alex to his feet and slams the Onslaught title upside Darling’s head once again. Psykle finishes setting up the table as Chris Evans climbs the ropes in one corner. Psykle lifts Alex up for a power bomb as Evans leaps off the rope at the same time…POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER through the table and Alexander may be dead. Psykle slides out of the ring with an evil smirk across his face as Evans drops to the mat next to Alex as he lies the Onslaught title across his chest and we can hear him say…”this is as close as you’ll ever get to this belt…
Booyah, Bitch!”DAVIN MORELAND vs. EL LOBO SANGREINTOUp next will be an intriguing match between established veteran Davin Moreland and young newcomer El Lobo Sangriento. This will be one of those rare occasions where Davin will be unable to use his size to much of an advantage. “Joker and the Thief” fires up, and El Lobo Sangriento makes his way down to the ring to a positive response. El Lobo Sangriento seems appreciative and acknowledges the crowd, getting him some louder face pops. Sheep. “Pull Me Under” fires up, and the crowd turns their righteous indignation to the top of the ramp, where the spotlights hit Davin and Samantha. Both have big smiles on their faces and pander to the crowd by waving, all the while getting booed out of the building. Davin is sporting his Campeonas de Trios belt. That is, except for the 50 or so people who apparently have taken to following Davin around the world. We even see a sign in the crowd for “Moreland's Marks”. Well, it's better than Crucial Crew, I guess. Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros readies himself for the match after talking to someone on the outside. Davin has hit the turnbuckles, and seems to be enjoying the boos he's getting. Even ripping off Rock by smelling what they're cooking or whatever. Stupid. Can we start already? Barros hands Davin's belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
El Lobo Sangriento starts rhythmically clapping, getting the crowd behind him. Davin rolls his eyes and rocks Lobo in the jaw with a big right hand. Lots of boos for that. Lots more punches too, sending Lobo into the corner, where Barros half-heartedly calls for a break. Knowing he's not getting a clean break, Barros stands back as Davin baits Lobo into relaxing before booting him in the stomach. Davin scampers to the top rope, and BLOCKBUSTER off the top! Cover, and that gets 2. Davin smirks thinking he had it there. Davin pulls Lobo up, and gets him all the way up, before doing some more entertaining with a Pumping Gorilla Press Slam, all the way to the outside. 1) Ouch. 2) BOO~!. Davin does some more heel pandering while Lobo tries to get to his feet. Davin sprints, and NO HANDS PLANCHA UNDER THE FIRST ROPE! It connects and Lobo crashes into the barricade in a heap. Davin does some more posing as it looks like the kid, Lobo, is having a rough evening to this point.
Davin pulls Lobo up and bundles him back into the ring. He says something to Samantha before getting back into the ring, taking his sweet-ass time. He goes over to the still-recovering Lobo, and looks to pull him up. Punch to the gut from Lobo backs Davin off a bit. Instant replay of the last move, and we get the same result. Davin tries for the 3rd time, and this time eats a straight kick for his trouble. This apparently actually hurts and Davin turns away. Lobo springs to his feet and hits a Jericho Bulldog. Two knee drops to the head later, and Lobo is in control. He hits the ropes, Davin ducks under him. He hits the far ropes, and Davin jumps over Lobo. One more pass with the ropes, and Lobo is full speed charging in. Davin ducks looking for a Big Back Body Drop. DAVIN WITH THE ROOKIE MISTAKE! Lobo stops on a dime, and with alarming speed gets Davin hooked in and up for LA BALA DE PLATA! He hits! He covers! 1.....2.....3? Yes! 3! El Lobo Sangriento pulls the huge upset as Davin rolled the shoulder right after the 3 count.
WINNER in 12:16 by PINFALL...El Lobo Sangriento!
Lobo's not sticking around to celebrate, as Davin, now joined by Samantha, are both laying into Barros about his fast count. A few minutes of this, followed by some choice gestures toward the crowd that's booing him, and it appears that Davin's gotten his heat back after losing clean to a green-ass rookie.
DH MAGNUSSON vs. MATT FOLZDH is introduced first to a huge pop. Then the crowd loudly boos as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" starts playing and Folz comes out to his old theme music. DH charges and attacks just as Folz gets into the ring, attacking him with huge left hands. Referee Davis Hightower just shrugs and calls for the bell, we're officially under way.
DH is all over Folz at the start, sending him off the ropes and hitting a huge lariat. Followed by a gut wrench suplex, then a running power slam for 2. DH sends Folz off the ropes again and hits a big boot to the face. Then a leg drop for another close two count. Folz staggers back to his feet, only to be sent right back down by a head butt. Inverted Brain buster gets another 2 count. DH pulls Folz back to his feet, looking to hit a German Suplex, but unfortunately Folz's still injured knee acts up and he purely accidently kicks DH below the belt. Folz takes a second to catch his breath as the rest of Supreme comes down to ringside.
Folz nods to his partners, then does a nice Dynamite Kid impersonation with a snap suplex/elbow drop/head butt combination. Then up to the top, flying elbow drop connects. Folz covers for a two count. Folz then goes for a backslide (really?), but DH has the leverage and turns it into a one count. Folz is quicker up to his feet though, and hits DH with a spine buster before he can react. Folz spends the next few minutes softening up DH's ankle before locking in the Ankle lock. DH struggles, looking like he's about to tap, but eventually gets to the ropes.
Folz stays on the attack though and chop blocks DH's ankle, followed by a T-Bone suplex. Folz goes back to the top, looking for a Frog splash.............DH moves at the last moment, Folz hits nothing but canvas. DH limps back to his feet, Thunder crack connects. Folz is out on his feet. DH picking Folz back up, Jersey Hammer!. The crowd going crazy as DH covers, only to find Hightower distracted by Eric O'Mac up on the apron. By the time Hightower turns around, all DH is able to get is a two count. DH slams his hand on the mat in frustration, but goes right back to his attack, setting Folz up........Dream Street connects, DH has the dragon sleeper locked in right in the middle of the ring as the crowd roars. Now it’s Bryce Larson's turn to distract Hightower, who inexplicably gets up to tell him to get off the apron. As the ref is distracted, Future World Champ Chris Evans sneaks in with a chair. DH sees this, releases the hold on Folz and boots Evans in the gut, grabbing the chair, swinging it wildly as Evans just ducks out of the way. Hightower turns around, sees Folz down on the ground and DH with a chair in his hand and calls for the bell.
WINNER by Disqualification at 10:25: Matt Folz
Folz laughs and high fives his stable mates as they leave the ring, leaving DH fuming. Folz turns to the camera and says "Keep my belt warm for me Stan"
FIREWOMAN vs. TYTANOnce again we go down a familiar road. These two wrestlers know each other very well, having survived two bitter feuds, an alliance of sorts, and then Firewoman turning on Tytan after she had used him to end Trinity. Could this be the start of their feud Version 3.0? We will have to see as first, Firewoman's bright white lights and new agey music hit. Temporarily blinded, the crowd in El Alto, Bolivia (CHEAP POP!) is mixed, as some appreciate Fire's attempts at redemption, and others aren't so sure. She hits the ring and stares daggers up the ramp, as Tytan's music hits, and he also comes out to mixed reaction. No one knows which side of the fence these two are on, but one thing is certain, and that is that they are sure to be on opposite sides. Tytan makes his way to the ring, and stares down at Firewoman, who typically refuses to yield one little bit. Referee Hightower calls for the bell. Ding, ding.
Tytan puts his finger right in Firewoman's face, accusing her of something. All the microphone picks up is "You used me" but there are other words as well. Firewoman smiles and slaps his hand out of her face as she drops to a knee and sweeps his legs out from under him. Pretty unconventional opening move for Fire, and it catches Tytan off his guard. She follows up with some fairly stiff stomps to his arms and body, but not going for any vital organs. Yet. She goes toward his chest and Tytan is able to grab her leg and push her backward. She goes sailing and lands on her back as Tytan gets up slowly. He grabs her and lifts her up into a very delayed (as opposed to very VERY delayed) vertical suplex. Firewoman lands HARD as Tytan maneuvers into position for a rear naked choke, but Fire "fires" back with some elbows so Tytan can't get a good lock. So, he decides to weaken her some more, and grabs her and stands with her overhead in at Atlas Press. He tosses her face -first to the mat, and she bounces off from the sheer force. He tries again for the Cronus Crunch, and this time Fire's out of it enough that he can lock it in. He cranks down and Fire looks like she's out of it. Hightower does the usual consciousness check, and then raises the hand...one......her hand drops....two......her hand drops.....
Russ: We could be looking at a first, the quickest count-out in history!Hightower raises her hand a third time, and this time Fire ... HOLDS HER HAND UP!
Russ: Bah Gawd! Who could have seen that coming!
Razz: Uh...everyone.Firewoman reaches behind her and grabs Tytan's face, curling her hands around so that her fingers are going into his eye socket. Hightower sees this and starts the count. He gets to three, and Tytan can't stand it anymore so he releases as does Fire. Fire staggers to her feet, and Tytan gets up clutching his face. Firewoman bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to Tytan's leg and buckles it, as he goes down to one knee. She hits the ropes again and it's Shining Wizard time! Tytan falls backward and Fire again goes to the ropes for Best! Firesault! Ever! She goes for the pin one...two....NO! Tytan gets a shoulder up. Fire looks around to check her ring position. It's a little too long of a delay though, as Tytan recovers and gets to a crouch, setting Fire up for the Spear. Fire turns a split second earlier than Tytan thought and dodges him, but he recovers and grabs her around the waist, getting ready for the Pile driver. He heads for the ropes...and we've seen this before folks, that fateful night. Firewoman is aware of what's going on and starts to fight for real to get out of the hold, having flashbacks to that night. Tytan can't hold on and has to walk back down the ropes, changing his mind. He gets Fire up on his back for the Helios Bomb, but Fire is still not cooperating, and wriggles down his back, free. Tytan turns right into a kick to the gut, followed by a driving elbow to the back of the neck. Firewoman hooks the arms and hits a snap underhook DDT. She rolls Tytan over and makes the pin, one...two...THREE! Tytan gets a shoulder up but it's a split second too late!
WINNER in 19:14 - Firewoman
After the match, Fire rolls out of the ring and grabs two chairs, rolling back in. She goes over to Tytan, kicks him into submission a few times, then puts one chair under his head. She raises the other, as Hightower begs her to stop and as the bell continues to ring. She raises the chair and...........stops. She drops the chair to the mat beside her, looks at Tytan with disgust and rolls out of the ring, going to the back.
TEXPRESS vs. DRINK & DESTROYThe Texpress make their way to the ring first, to a thunderous ovation. Chad Madison and Zane Myers drink in the cheers and greet the fans as they make their way down the aisle. They pose, and then Zane stretches while Chad runs the ropes. The lights dim, and you can hear the crowd draw its breath. They hold for a moment, and then explode when they spot Drink and Destroy, led by Dashing Victor Deniro, making their way through the crowd. They climb over the barrier to ringside, and then Outback Jack and Dynamite Danny Taylor share a final word with DVD and climb into the ring. The teams meet in the middle of the ring and exchange handshakes all ‘round as referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions. Barros calls for the bell, Jack and Zane head to their corners, and we’re underway.
Chad and Danny circle and lock up. Danny has the size advantage and backs Chad into a neutral corner. Barros asks for, and gets, a clean break. A second lock up, and Danny slips behind Chad, lifting him up and driving him face-first to the mat. Danny spins on top of him and locks him in a front face lock. Chad works his way to his feet as Danny cinches in the hold. He hits some forearms to Taylor’s stomach, and then in one fluid motion breaks the hold and twists Danny’s arm into a hammerlock. Danny throws his free elbow back, but Chad ducks it. He doubles Danny over with a knee to the gut and steps in front of him, adding leverage to the hammerlock. Danny grabs Chad with his free arm and straightens up, tossing him over his shoulder. Chad rolls to his feet as Danny turns around, shaking life back into his arm. Chad throws a dropkick, but Danny slaps it aside. He grabs Chad as he gets up and hurls him into the corner, making the tag to OBJ.
Drink and Destroy send Chad to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. OBJ lumbers to the ropes and drops a knee on the back of Chad’s head. He rolls him over and covers, but Chad rolls a shoulder at two. OBJ hauls Chad to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Chad ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm, but OBJ snags him out of the air and drives him to the mat with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but Zane breaks it up with an elbow at two. While Barros chases him out, OBJ hauls Chad to his feet and sends him to the corner. He charges after him, but Chad dives out of the way and OBJ slams into the turnbuckles. Chad grabs OBJ as he stumbles back and nails a backstabber, and then dives for his corner, making the tag to Zane.
Zane storms across the ring and nails OBJ with a knee lift as he gets up. He grabs OBJ before he falls and sends him to the ropes. High backdrop. Zane goes to the ropes himself and drops a leg across OBJ’s throat. He covers, but OBJ powers out at two. Zane drags OBJ to his feet and takes him over with a suplex. He bends over to pick him up, but OBJ rolls him up for one-and-a-half. Zane kicks out and drags OBJ to his feet. He sends him to the ropes, but OBJ reverses. OBJ sets himself - overhead belly-to-belly suplex! OBJ crawls for his corner and Danny reaches for the tag, but Zane grabs OBJ’s ankle just before he makes it. He drags OBJ to the middle of the ring and stomps on his leg. He tries to tie him into an STF, but OBJ kicks free. OBJ gets up and tries to tackle Zane, but Zane sidesteps and sends him to the ropes. He tries for a clothesline, but OBJ has the same idea and both men are leveled. Barros checks them both and starts a count. Both Chad and Danny are bouncing on the apron, desperate for a tag. As Barros reaches four, both OBJ and Zane stir and start crawling for their corners. Zane makes it first and tags Chad, but OBJ makes a final lunge and brings Taylor back into the match as well.
Taylor storms across the ring and runs into a dropkick from Chad. He hits a second, and then a third before Taylor hits the mat. Chad rebounds off the ropes as Taylor gets up and nails him with a flying knee to the head. Chad springs off the middle rope into a lionsault, but Taylor rolls out of the way. Chad lands on his feet and turns, and Danny launches into a spear. He pulls Chad up and rocks him with a European uppercut, and then snap mares him to the mat. He sits Chad up and hits a number of clubbing blows to the back, and then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes. Chad springs off the middle rope and drops Taylor with a back elbow. Chad rolls through to his feet and drives an elbow into Taylor’s throat. He dives to his corner and makes the tag.
The Texpress send Danny to the ropes. Chad drops to the mat and Danny hops over him, right into a clothesline from Zane. OBJ starts into the ring, but Barros cuts him off. While they argue, Zane sends Danny into the corner where Chad is waiting. Barros turns around in time to see the tag. They send Danny to the ropes again. and go for a double dropkick, but OBJ barrels back into the ring and knocks Danny out of the way, taking the move himself. Chad automatically falls on OBJ while Zane rolls to his feet and spears Danny while he’s off-balance. Barros slides into place and counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 17:37, The Texpress.
After the match: Drink and Destroy make their case to Barros that OBJ wasn’t the legal man. Realizing what happened, the Texpress don’t look happy either, but the referee’s decision is final.
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – Non-Title MatchAfter winning a grueling best of 7 series with the Texans over the past month plus, the Flyin’ Hawaiians are ready for their next challenge and they had assumed it would be for the tag team titles, but the BKK have pulled another trick out of their bag and made this a non-title match. “Let’s Make History. You gonna get yours…” and here come O’Mac and Larson along with almost the entirety of SUPREME. The only members missing at the moment seem to Folz and Evans as they prepare/recover from their matches depending on when this match goes on. Eric and Bryce make it into the ring and seem to be having fun with merciless booing they are getting here. The Hawaiians music hits and they waste no time charging down the aisle and sliding into the ring and going right after the champs.
Larson and O’Mac bail to the outside as we get underway here. The Kings look like they’re pleased with themselves for getting out of the way of the freight train of the Hawaiians, but they don’t notice Kai and Aina climbing the ropes…matching PLANCHAS take out Eric, Bryce, and the rest of the posse. Kai and Aina pop back up to their feet and get a massive ovation from the crowd here and do a little Hawaiian dance before sliding Bryce back into the ring.
Kai and Aina follow him in as we get some order back to the match and the FH look to be on top of their game as they make quick tags and keep Bryce cut off from making a tag. The BKK are in serious trouble with the Hawaiians looking this focused. Kai back into the ring and he has Bryce reeling with a series of chops and strikes that send him crashing into the far corner. Kai gets a running start and goes for the double knees in the corner, but Bryce is able to slide out of the ring and nail a kick to the back of Kai’s head. He springboards over the top and tags Eric in and now the Kings do what they do best…cheat. Blind tags, double-teams, forcing Aina into the ring to allow chokes…you name it and the BKK are pulling out all the old classics.
Eric is pulling out all of his individual classics as well as he snap mares Kai out of the corner and locks in an ARMBAR. And as Kai tries to fight out of that, Eric quickly transitions to a HEADLOCK. This is entertainment at its best…
Gus Johnson: PURRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Back in the real world, Kai is fighting back to his feet and throws some elbows to Eric’s midsection to get some space, but Eric makes a mistake as he tries to get the advantage back by trying to head butt Kai…but you can’t head butt a Samoan, even if it is slightly racist. Kai forward rolls into his corner and makes the hot tag to Aina and he slingshots over the top rope and takes Eric down with a clothesline. Aina back to his feet quickly and takes Bryce down with a dropkick.
Aina turns back to Eric and hits him with a snap suplex right on top of Larson. That hurts Larson as he rolls out of the ring and the members of the posse help him back to his feet. Outside the ref’s vision as well as the Hawaiians, we see O’Malley hand Bryce the ever-present brass knuckles. Back inside the ring, Kai is in and nails a backbreaker on Eric as Aina climbs the ropes…BROKEN PALM and Eric’s head is damn near taken off.
Larson slides back into the ring and grabs Aina and spins him around and looks to hit him with the GOLDEN PUNCH, but Aina ducks and Kai is back and grabs the knuckles out of Larson’s hand before sliding them to Noelani. Kai with the snap DDT on Bryce and the champs are down. The Hawaiians look to be in total control right now and the brothers push each other and motion to the corners. Kai and Aina climb and look like they’re going for MOONS OVER MAUI, but before then can leap onto Bryce and Eric, respectively, Folz and Evans run out from the back and push the brothers off the turnbuckles and they go crashing to the mat in a heap. Evans and Folz help Eric and Bryce to their feet and now the four are really putting the boots to the Hawaiians. The members of the posse start handing out the brass knuckles as Evans and Folz drag Kai and Aina to their feet. Eric and Bryce slide the knucks on as they seem to be toying with the brothers now. Just as Eric and Bryce are about to unload with their deadly right hands, the crowd erupts and we see a limping Alexander Darling as well as the entirety of Drink & Destroy rushing down to ringside.
The four wrestlers of SUPREME all bail to the outside before anyone can get their hands on them, but it does leave a few members of the posse to be sacrificial lambs…JERSEY HAMMER on Corleone. A few other moves are hit on a member or two of the posse as Eric and Bryce grab their titles and start backing up the ramp with Evans and Folz. Before they disappear behind the curtain, Alex lifts Corleone up and hands him to Kai…Kai with the press slam toss as Aina leaps off the top rope…MOLOKA’I COCKTAIL. The Hawaiians are heated as they stare down the champs before SUPREME heads to the back.
WINNERS in 12:33 via Disqualification…The Flyin’ Hawaiians!
STAN FULTON vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchPA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…
“Immortal” by Adema plays over the PA system as CEO Ecosystem emerges, in full suit and with the old Intercontinental Title over his shoulder like an asshole. He walks down to the ring, raising the microphone to his mouth.
Eco: CUT MY MUSIC! (Crowd boos.) You know, this has been very difficult week for me. My limousine was stolen away from me, compelling me to travel with a rental. My portfolio is going to be registering below 3% growth for the quarter. And to top it all off, MY INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME AND DESECRATED! I hold the REAL Intercontinental Title here, beautiful, pristine, presenting the face of a champion. And Sweaty Stan, when you come out here, I pledge to all these people—
“Crusher” by The Ramones cuts Eco off as Stan Fulton emerges from the back to cheers, carrying the real Intercontinental Title in his right hand. He storms down to the ring, and chucks it over to the referee as he approaches Eco, who looks intimidated.
Eco: Stan Fulton, I only have one thing to say to you—
Eco nails Stan Fulton in the head with the microphone. He goes to swing again, but the referee rings the bell to begin and Eco tosses it to the side, jumping up for a CODEBREAKER! Eco’s going to steal the title right back! One, two…kickout!
Junichiro Muyo is PISSED, getting up in the referee’s face. “Do you know I could fire you for that slow count?” As Juni is distracted, Fulton scoops the leg for a rollup, gets a two-count. Eco pops up, angry, kicking Fulton in the head as he gets up. Ecosystem off the ropes, Back Body Drop by Fulton! Eco went flying about seven feet in the air, onto the back. The corpulent Crusher comes off the ropes, clothesline to the CEO takes him off his feet! Crusher off the ropes again, another big clothesline! Ecosystem is trying to crawl away, but big Stan Fulton grabs him by his tie and whips him into the turnbuckles, laying in with lefts and rights! The fans are going crazy as the referee goes in to separate the two. Stan Fulton backs it up and runs in with the charge, but Junichiro Muyo flips his legs between the top and middle rope and kicks up, catching Stan Fulton across the side of his face.
Eco climbs up to the top rope and hooks his arm around the Intercontinental Champion’s neck and leaps forward…Diamond Dust! Fulton bounces off and falls back, but his leg is under the rope. Eco struggles to drag the chunky champion back into the ring, and goes for the cover…and a two-count, before Fulton powers out with authority, shooting Eco a couple solid feet in the air before he lands sternum-first. Eco attempts to wail away on Fulton’s back with forearms, but Fulton rises and throws Eco over the top rope to the floor, where he goes splat like a bug. After playing to the cheering crowd for a moment, Stan Fulton steps to the outside and jumps down on Eco with a BIG splash, but he lands hard on his left knee and rolls off, trying to work out the kinks as Eco lies down, flattened. As Fulton picks Eco up slowly, Eco reaches up and rakes the eyes of the champ! Eco audibly yells, “Fuck This Shit,” grabs the title belt from the side, and smashes it over the head of Stan Fulton. The referee calls for the bell.
WINNER by disqualification in 2:42…and STILL Intercontinental Champion…Stan Fulton!
As Fulton goes down, Eco goes back to the ring announcer section and folds up a folding chair, bringing it down on the back of Fulton once, twice, three times. Eco suddenly looks to Stan Fulton’s leg, with bad intentions. He jams Fulton’s knee inside the chair, and picks up a second chair, and lifts overhead…
…when he is interrupted by Nonpoint’s “Skin,” and the OOWF World Champion Stank comes out to a huge pop. He raises up the microphone.
Stank: Now, now, Juni, I’m watching what you’re doing here? It’s three vetoes a month, right? And by my calendar…it’s almost the last day of the month, and I bet you don’t use rollover minutes. That thing you’re doing over there? VETO. Take him away.
The Blackwater security guards that surround the ring trepidiously move in toward Eco, two finally grabbing him and beginning to drag him off, as he screams in anger. Stank is laughing and the fans are cheering as we await the World Title Match.
STANK vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat MatchSupreme's music hits and Chris Evans comes out to the ring surrounded by various members of the Brass knuckle kings posse. The crowd boos relentlessly, but Evans merely laughs it off, proclaiming that they just wish they were him. Evans enters the ring and takes a turnbuckle, posing and drawing more boos. The ref demands the posse vacate the area, but they refuse to budge. LDs music hits, and he makes his way to ringside to cheers from the crowd. The posse moves to block his way, and Evans can be heard mocking LD by saying "who's yard is it?" Before LD can make a move, the world champions music hits and Stank comes down the ramp. The posse holds there ground until Stank stops in front of them. Stank merely stares them down before simply saying "move". The posse refuses and with a shrug, LD and Stank lay into them. Evans decides to take advantage of this and launches off the far rope and launches over the top. LD and Stank see it coming and toss posse members into the way. Evans wipes out the posse in one shot. Stank pulls Evans up and whips him towards LD who kills him with a superkick.
LD and Stank enter the ring and the ref calls for the bell. LD and Stank nod to each other and bump knuckles before slowly circling. They lock up and grapple for an advantage. Stank uses his superior mass to push LD into the corner. The ref calls for the clean break, and Stank gives it, but only before charging in with an avalanche attempt. LD sees it coming and dodges, before lying in with stomps to the back of Stank's knee. Stank throws a back elbow that momentarily stuns LD. Stank barrels out of the corner, but LD nails a drop toe hold taking the champ down. LD floats over locking in a cross face. Stank struggles and pulls himself towards the ropes. At this point, Evans has recovered and springboards off with a leg drop across the back of LDs head.
Stank gets himself up to one knee, but Evans lays him back down with a shinning wizard. Evans covers...One...Two...Th..NO! LD pulls him off and the two start exchanging punches. Evans drops back and throws up a kick. LD catches it and Evans counters with an Enziguri. LD is rocked but still up. Evans leaps up and pulls LD to the mat with a hurricanrana. Evans goes for the pin, but only gets one before LD kicks out. Evans goes to pull him up, when Stank nearly takes his head off with a mafia kick. Stank pulls him up and nails a powerbomb, he holds on dropping Evans with another. Stank pulls him up for a third, when he is nailed by a spear from LD. This causes Stank to drop Evans who tumbles into a corner.
LD grabs Stank’s leg and locks in a single leg crab. Stank grunts in pain, but begins to pull himself over towards the ropes. LD switches into an STF, and pulls back hard. Stank is in obvious pain, but refuses to tap. With an extra reserve of strength, Stank reaches out and catches the bottom rope. LD breaks the hold, and before he can follow up, Evans nails him with a dropkick that sends him out of the ring. Evans turns to head for the far ropes, when Stank pops up off the mat and drops him with a clothesline. With LD out of the ring and Evans down, Stank takes a moment to recover and pulls himself up. Out of the corner of his eye he sees Evans coming at him. Stank drops a shoulder and lifts Evans up for a back body drop over the top rope. Evans lands on the apron preventing any damage. LD tries to catch him, but Evans kicks him away. Evans springboards back into the ring, catching Stank with a bulldog.
Evans climbs to the top and comes off with a frog splash. It is one high risk move too many, as Stank gets his knees up at the last minute. Evans is doubled over, and if you think the kick from early has taken LD out, well you just don't know Mr. Williams at all. LD is quickly in the ring and nails Evans with a Canadian Destroyer. Before LD can make the cover, he is lifted up from behind by Stank. Stank plants LD with a massive Stank-U right on top of the prone Evans. Stank tosses LD out of the ring and covers Evans. One....Two....LD slides back into the ring... Three. The bell rings as LD cannot break it up in time.
Winner via pin fall in 20:14 and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stank
Evans rolls out of the ring as the ref hands Stank the title belt. LD nods his head in respect to his friend, and leaves the ring to let Stank soak in the reactions from the crowd.
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