OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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LD WILLIAMS vs. BRYCE LARSON vs. KAINoelani leads Kai to the ring first, and he looks very focused as he climbs into the ring. L.D. Williams is out next, to a pop about as loud as Kai’s. He rolls into the ring and the two men face off for a moment before exchanging a nod and heading to their corners to warm up. The lights dim and OOWF Tag Team Champion Bryce Larson steps onto the stage, with the Supreme posse in full effect. Bryce makes his way slowly down the aisle and climbs into the ring. Maria removes his robe, and Bryce shadow boxes before handing his belt to Maria. As she leaves the ring, referee Angelo Barros calls all three men to the middle, gives them their instructions, and calls for the bell.
Bryce immediately swings at Kai, who dodges and buries a knee in his gut. Kai drives an elbow into the back of Bryce’s head and follows it down to slam his face into the mat. He rolls Bryce over and hammers him with punches until Barros drags him off. Kai spins to his feet and spears Williams as he approaches, driving him into the corner. Kai attacks with chops until Bryce catches him from behind with a shot to the kidneys. Bryce spins Kai around and sets up a suplex. Williams steps in and makes it a tandem. Bryce throws a punch as they get up, but Williams senses it coming and reverses into a cross face. Bryce struggles, and manages to hook a foot over the bottom rope to break it. Williams rolls to his feet and eats a super kick from Kai that knocks him back against the ropes. Kai pulls Bryce up and sends him to the ropes, and then sends Williams after him. Bryce tries for a clothesline off the rebound, but Williams dodges it and grabs the ropes, sliding to the outside. Bryce continues across the ring and runs into a belly-to-belly suplex from Kai. Kai rebounds off the ropes and drops a leg across Bryce’s throat. He covers, but Bryce kicks out at two.
Kai pulls Bryce to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He hits a chop to the throat and, as Bryce staggers forward, hooks him for a double underhook DDT. Bryce grabs the ropes to block, so Kai drives his knee repeatedly into Bryce’s face until he lets go. He drags Bryce out of the corner and hits the move, but before he can follow it up, Williams grabs him from behind. He hauls Kai up and spins him, and rolls him over his shoulders with a fireman’s carry. Williams sits Kai up and plants a knee in his back, prying back on his head. Kai struggles and turns in the hold, so Williams transitions into a headlock. He drags Kai up and snaps him over with a suplex. He rolls Kai over and ties his legs up for the STF. Larson is back up and stuns Williams with an uppercut, following up with a standing dropkick that sends him to the mat.
Bryce sees Kai sit up and hits him with a running knee strike. He continues to the ropes and hits a diving clothesline to Williams. Bryce sends Kai into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. He ducks through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles. He grabs Kai’s head, going for a bulldog, but Kai puts an end to that with an elbow to the face. Kai hooks Larson’s head and walks out of the corner, and then he drops to the mat, nailing a high-angle stunner. He rolls Larson over and covers, but Williams drags him off at one. Williams hauls Kai up and spins him around, but Kai uses the momentum to bury a knee in his stomach. He sends Williams to the ropes and snaps him over with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but Williams kicks out at two.
Both men are up and swinging. Kai ducks a punch and drops to his knees, grabbing Williams’ tights and levering him forward, sending him toppling through the ropes. He dives onto Larson with an elbow to the throat and covers, but Larson rolls a shoulder just in time. Kai sits Larson up and kicks him in the back, and then pivots and drives the other leg into his chest. He springs off the bottom rope into a knee drop, and then heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Before he gets to the top he finds Williams climbing beside him. The ensuing slugfest is evenly matched, with neither man able to gain the advantage. Larson gets slowly to his feet and climbs up the same corner on the inside. He grabs Williams and Aina and slams their skulls together. They’re both knocked off-balance, and Williams grabs the ropes to stop his fall. Kai tries to do the same, but Larson nails him in the face with a forearm, knocking him all the way to the floor. Larson turns his attention to Williams and gets in a few punches, but Williams fires back. He knocks him to the mat and leaps - Canadian Destroyer! Williams covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 14:36, L.D. Williams
After the match: Kai slides into the ring behind Williams as he gets to his feet. He hits a running forearm to the back of Williams’ head and pitches him over the ropes. Kai turns and pounces on Larson, hammering him with punches. Williams watches the beating for a moment, and then heads to the back, and he seems to be smiling. Barros orders Kai to get out of the ring, and he appears to be listening as he releases Larson and goes to the corner, but he rips the cover off the top turnbuckle and turns back to Larson Kai grabs his legs and levers him face-first into the exposed turnbuckle, and then rolls to his feet and catches him on the rebound, driving him into the mat with a German suplex. He mounts Larson again and starts throwing punches, but slides out of the ring the rest of Supreme comes running down the aisle. He lifts Noelani over the railing and vaults it himself. They make their way through the crowd as Supreme checks on Larson
ECOSYSTEM vs. DH MAGNUSSONImmortal plays and CEO the Ecosystem makes his way down to the ring to a mass chorus of boos. He does not seem to notice however, as he is lost in his own thoughts. He enters the ring and motions for the ref to leave him be when he goes to check him for illegal objects. Calm before the Storm hits, and the crowd pops for the arrival of DH Magnusson. DH pauses at the top of the ramp to soak in the cheers, when suddenly members of Ecosystems Blackwater security force ambush him from behind. DH attempts to fight back, but he is outnumberned and caught unaware. The ref looks to Ecosystem who feigns a look of shock. The beat down continues for several more minutes before Eco calls for a mic.
ECO: Stop right now. I don't know who authorized this, but we promised these fans a legitimate wrestling competition. Help my opponent into the ring.
With that the Blackwater security shoves the wounded DH into the ring. Eco motions for the ref to ring the bell, and the ref hesitates. Eco whispers something about him enjoying job security, and the ref complies. Ecosystem makes the cover, and a disgusted ref begins the count.
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Thr....NO DH kicks out, and the look of shock on Ecosytems face is now legit. DH grabs Eco, and plants him with a headbutt. Eco stumbles back as a pissed off DH gets to his feet. DH charges in and levels Ecosystem with a clothesline. DH follows up with some quick boots before pulling Eco back up and whipping him into the corner. DH rears back and begins barreling towards the corner. Eco reaches out and pulls the ref in between himself and the charging DH. Fortunately for the refs continued health, DH is able to put on the brakes in time. DH pulls the ref out of the way, shoving him into the ropes.
As the ref is untangling himself from the ropes, Ecosystem rears back and kicks DH square in the man parts. It is a blatant low blow, but the ref missed it. The ref turns just as Eco pulls DH into a small package. The count is made.
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WINNER in 2:07 Ecosystem via pin fall
Ecosystem slides out of the ring and calmly adjusts himself as he peacefully walks to the back. DH begins to regain his feet in the ring, looking extremely pissed off. Ecosystem sees this up on the OOWFatron, and turns flashing a million dollar smile, and gently taps his head. DH rushes out of the ring and up the ramp. Ecosystem merely continues his slow pace away, as the Blackwater security place themselves in DH's way. DH looks like he is ready to charge into the group. Suddenly Victor Deniro rushes out and stops DH, and mics pick up him saying "not now, this is not the time." DH still looks pissed, but relents, and follows DVD through the crowd who cheer for them as they make their exit.
FIREWOMAN vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTOThe opening guitars of Wolfmother's "Joker and the Thief" blast through the arena, with a wolf's howl added to the mix, as El Lobo Sangriento comes out. He's new but quickly becoming a fan favorite. His lights and pyro fade and then bright white lights blaze in the arena, blinding all until the opening strains of the Cult's "Firewoman" starts, flaming flashpots going off when the main guitar starts. Commissioner Firewoman comes out, with Lucky and pauses at the top of the ramp.
FW: Lobo...you've talked a lot this week about whether I'm ready or not...whether I'm distracted by my administrative duties...and I'd like to know if you'd want to put your money where your big mouth is?
ELS: *grabbing a microphone from a production assistant at the ring.* Sure, what do you have in mind?
FW: See, the last time you and I met, you got a lucky break. So let's make this a bit more interesting. I'm sure the fans are wondering if I can wrestle clean, so let's change the rules just a tad. Instead of three rope breaks and three warnings, let's make it one of each.
The arena goes "OOooooooo." Lobo looks at Fire for a moment, considering his options, then dramatically raises the microphone to speak.
ELS: You're on.
Firewoman smiles, and runs down the ramp at top speed sliding under the bottom ropes a la Edge. She leaps to her feet for a bit of a stare down (or in her case, up) with Lobo as Glaw reminds them of the new and improved rules. Lobo holds his hand out for a pre-match handshake, and Firewoman instinctively responds in kind. They both back off as Glaw calls for the bell and we're off. Both change from being congenial opponents to hell on wheels and they race to the center of the ring. Fire gets there a split second before Lobo who she catches mid spring for a lucky Back Body Drop. She doesn't get many of those on big opponents, and she instantly tries to get him into position for a Walls of Ex-Fiance. She gets the knee into the back of his head, but can't get a good hold of one leg, so he gets free easily, knocking Firewoman backward. She bounces off the ropes and into a bulldog by Lobo, but she rolls out of it and gets to her feet. The two stare down each other for a bit as we do NOT fade to ads....
The crowd pops a bit and Fire and Lobo smile at each other. Lobo extends his hand again, and then learns why you don't do that twice, Fire whips him into the ropes, or tries to, and he stops her with a hip check, knocking her down. He picks her up to get her into a sidewalk slam, but Fire wriggles free easily, and leaps hitting a lovely Pele kick, and those finally seem to have some effect. Fire looks like she wants to finish this one quickly, as she goes outside the ropes, up to the top, and springboards off with a lovely 450 splash, squarely hitting her target. Or did she? Lobo may have gotten a knee up hitting her right in the abdomen, or maybe those ribs of hers. She tries for a pin, but Lobo kicks out at two, and Fire struggles to stand, using the ropes to pull herself up, holding her side. Lobo gets up smiling, as Fire shakes it off and goes at him again, this time with a drop kick to the knees. Lobo stumbles and falls to one knee. Fire goes back to slingshot off the ropes again, this time for a cross body it appears, but Lobo gets to his feet as he catches her, and rotates her around into a power slam. Firewoman may be in trouble, as Lobo goes for the pin, but NO! Fire gets her arm up at 2 and is now the face in peril. She drags herself to the side and crawls up the outside of the ropes, forcing Lobo to back off, which makes Glaw signal to the outside.
Firewoman has used her first and only rope break. Sort of.
Firewoman comes out of the ropes pissed at Glaw, and arguing specifically about what a 'rope break' is, and doesn't see Lobo behind her. He grabs her and hits a quick suplex. Fire barely has time to catch her breath as Lobo continues his assault. Lobo drives Firewoman down to her knees with some forearm strikes, and then stands back to enjoy his handiwork. Rookie mistake. Firewoman shoots her right leg out before Lobo can react and sweeps his leg. She gets to her feet as he falls down, and she hits a spinning leg drop. She goes for the pin and one...two...NO~! Lobo kicks out. Firewoman tries to hit a shining wizard as Lobo gets to his knees, but he grabs her leg and hits a modified kind of face buster. A little trickle of blood flows down Firewoman's nose, as she slowly gets to her feet, and turns with a big slap to Lobo, but he blocks her arm. She goes for a kick to the gut, which he also blocks, turning his back to her. He goes to turn back and shoots his arm out to drive her back as he turns. But he keeps his fist closed, and as he turns nails her right in the jaw. She staggers, as this MORE than rings her bell, and more blood goes flying across the ring. Glaw steps between them and signals to the announcer.
El Lobo Sangriento has used his first and only warning.Fire pushes Glaw out of the way, who signals
Firewoman has used her first and only warning. She kicks Lobo in the gut, doubling him over, and drops him with a snap-double underhook DDT (Drew McIntyre). It's a sloppy one though, due to the size difference, but no worries, it gets him where she wants him. She flips over into the Last Chancery! Lobo struggles so she flips back over with the Horns of Aries, ramming her knees into his face, and then back to the Last Chancery. She cranks down hard and between the hold and the knees, Lobo has to tap.
WWINNER in 13:38 – Firewoman
After the match, Fire stands and Glaw goes to raise her hand but she jerks it away from him, and starts to walk toward Lobo, blood streaming from her nose and mouth, her jaw at a weird angle. Lucky slides into the ring in a hurry and stands between Lobo and her, talking softly as she glares past him to where Lobo starts to get up. She nods and Lucky backs off. Fire spits blood on Lobo and turns and walks out, followed by Lucky, holding her jaw and her ribs.
TYTAN vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. AINAAina, accompanied by Noelani, is out first to a very positive reaction. He slides into the ring and runs the ropes to warm up. Tytan receives a more mixed reaction, but he doesn’t seem to notice as he strides to the ring. He climbs through the ropes and stretches in his corner. Lastly, OOWF Tag Team Champion Eric O’Mac makes his way onto the stage, accompanied by Lauren Phoenix and Supreme’s posse. Eric climbs into the ring and poses while Lauren removes his robe. He shadowboxes and then throws up his fists, showing off his brass knuckles. He hands the hardware to Lauren and meets Aina and Tytan in the middle of the ring, where referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.
As soon as it rings, Eric heads to his corner and steps onto the apron. He signals to Lauren, who hands him his cell phone. Eric pokes at it, apparently posting to twitter, while Tytan and Aina circle and lock up. Tytan has the strength advantage and backs Aina into the corner. Clean break, and Tytan backs off. He moves in when Aina comes out of the corner, but Aina goes low and hits a double leg takedown. Aina gets in a couple of forearms before Tytan throws him off. Aina rolls to his feet and Tytan catches him with an elbow to the stomach. He sends him to the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Aina ducks it and comes back with a flying forearm. Aina rolls to his feet and goes to the ropes, but Eric chooses that moment to drop off the apron, low bridging Aina and sending him toppling to the floor. Eric tosses his phone to Lauren, and then pitches Aina into the ring post. Tytan slides out of the ring behind Eric and spins him around. He lifts him in a gorilla press and tosses him over the top rope into the ring. He follows Eric in and drags him to his feet. Tytan backs Eric to the ropes with punches and chops and sends him across the ring. Instead of hitting the ropes Eric drops to the mat and slides underneath, nailing Aina with a dropkick. Tytan waits for Eric to get up and charges across the ring. He dives through the ropes, but Eric moves out of the way, pulling Aina into Tytan’s path. Eric rolls into the ring as Barros starts to count.
Tytan is on his feet at six and rolls into the ring. He sees Eric lounging in the corner and storms toward him. Eric rolls out of the ring just before he gets there, pantomiming that he has a call he just has to take. Tytan starts out after him, but Aina is back in and catches him with a double ax handle. He spins Tytan around and rattles him with chops in the corner. Aina sends Tytan hard across the ring and follows him in with a dropkick. Tytan staggers out of the corner, and Aina nails him with a face breaker. He hops to the top rope and leaps for a moonsault, but Tytan rolls out of the way. Aina lands on his feet and pivots, throwing a kick at Tytan’s head. Tytan catches it and yanks Aina forward and throws him with a leg trap suplex. Tytan drags Aina up and lifts him for a power bomb, but Aina reverses it into a DDT. Aina sits Tytan up, goes to the ropes, and slams into him with a dropkick. He grabs Tytan’s legs and flips over him, rolling him up. Barros counts, but Tytan powers out at two.
Aina drags Tytan up and stuns him with a European uppercut. He sends Tytan into the corner and follows him with a running elbow. He gets in a few chops, but Tytan lifts him in a two-handed choke and spins around, slamming him into the turnbuckles. Tytan lifts Aina onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up as well. While they’re exchanging punches on the ropes, Eric climbs up behind them and shoves them off. They slam into the mat and Eric leaps, landing a frog splash on them both. He pitches Aina out of the ring and covers Tytan, but only gets two. Eric stomps on Tytan until Aina climbs onto the apron behind him and pins his arms. Tytan gets up and swings, but Eric drops out of the way and he nails Aina, who flies off and slams into the railing. Eric grabs Tytan from behind and rolls him up. He braces his feet on the ropes as Barros counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 14:56, Eric O’Mac.
After the match: Tytan throws Eric off and lunges at him, but Eric slips away and rolls out of the ring. Mat Folz, Chris Evans, and Bryce Larson make their way down the aisle, followed by the Posse. Tytan sees them coming and exits as they reach ringside, circling the ring and backing up the aisle. Folz picks Aina up and shoves him into the ring. Evans and Larson drag him to his feet, and Eric works him over with punches. Kai bursts through the curtain and sprints to the ring, shoving Tytan out of the way. He slides in and the Posse pounce, beating him down. L.D. Williams comes out as well, and approaches his partner. Regicide watches the beat down in the ring and appear to be discussing their options. Kai makes it to his feet briefly and lunges for Eric, but Folz grabs him from behind and KILLS him with a release German suplex. The Hawai’ians are dragged to their feet - Evans and Folz holding Kai, and several posse members holding Aina. Bryce and Eric produce brass knuckles, and hold them high. On the stage, Regicide exchange a look, shrug, and sprint for the ring. Supreme turn to meet them as they slide under the ropes. Aina breaks free and nails Folz with a super kick, allowing his brother to free himself. The Hawai’ians fight from one side of the ring and Williams and Tytan from the other, pitching posse members left and right. Supreme decides it’s best to fight another day and bails. Inside the ring, Williams bumps into Kai, who spins around and nails him with a chop to the throat. Tytan responds by leveling Kai with a clothesline, Aina drops Tytan with a super kick, and the brawl is back on. A platoon of security storms out of the back and hits the ring, eventually separating Regicide and the Hawai’ians, herding them to the back.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. DAVIN MORELANDDavin Moreland’s music plays and he comes out to the top of the ramp along with Samantha Darling-Moreland. He pauses for a moment as he seems to get a few more cheers this week than he did last week. He shakes his head and heads to the ring and climbs inside and runs the ropes a little. Finally, “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack is announced to a chorus of boos. The music plays for awhile, but Moose doesn’t come out. Davin looks around, checking behind him for a sneak attack. Finally, Moose comes out to the top of the ramp……..with his head bandaged and wearing a neck brace. The boos intensify as people realize this match is not going to happen. Moose glares at Davin, who is standing with his foot on the bottom rope, staring at Moose in disbelief. Finally Moose speaks.
You know Diva…….you know there is nothing I would like more than to run to that ring and kick your ass. <the crowd boos, and Davin does the BRING IT motion> Don’t look so shocked, you know I have done it before, and I will do it again. The thing is, after your HEINOUS……UNPROVOKED attack on me last week…….you know, for the benefit of these inbred backward idiots who probably don’t have television, roll the footage…..<The fans cheer this attack, Davin smirks at his handiwork>
Yeah, figures your people would like that. The fact of the matter is……Think back a few months ago, you and I had a long talk. A long talk about taking it easy. A long talk about maybe looking toward retirement. You know……despite what others think, I pay attention to what goes on outside of the OOWF. I saw that Edge walked away while he was still able to walk. I got to thinking about that, thinking about what you and I talked about and then………and then you attacked me. Who knows how much damage could be done here Diva. I mean, HDBIII to the skull repeatedly……..just what these idiot fans want. <cheers> So……what it all comes down to is this Diva……….there will be no match tonight. In closing…..you and the fans can go fuck yourselves.Moose drops the mic and steps back laughing, then feigns pain and grabs his neck, then goes back to laughing and walks backstage. Davin paces around the ring furiously, as the fans chant KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! Finally Davin leaves the ring and heads to the back.
WINNER – No Match
TEXPRESS vs. DRINK & DESTROYThis should be a great match as two of the best tag teams in the OOWF meet and try to move their way up the ladder and back into the tag title picture. But there’s a secondary subplot here as Drink & Destroy just beat Run DLP last week for the Campeonas de Trios and that isn’t sitting right with the Texans. This week, we’re back to a simple tag match between the teams and we are about to get started as both teams are in the ring. The crowd is solidly behind both teams and we get dueling chants as the bell rings to get us started.
DDT and Chad get us started tonight and we get a quick-paced combination of mat work from Taylor and more high-flying from Madison. The crowd is loving the back-and-forth action here and when both pop up to their feet after a series of moves, we get the universal indy sign of respect as the crowd goes nuts. Taylor and Chad both retreat to their corners and tag in the partners and we see Jack and Zane enter the ring. Instead of a mix of mat work and high-flying, we now see the power and striking of the two men in the ring as they go back and forth. Jack with the knife-edge chops as Zane fires back with some hard forearm strikes. The strikes get harder and harder until ZM takes a shortcut and throws a short knee into Jack’s gut and we get to see the tag team expertise of the so-called measuring stick as they utilize quick tags and cutting the ring in half.
Chad’s in and he’s wearing down Outback with some high-impact moves to Jack’s back and neck before making another quick tag to Zane. The bigger man of Texpress climbs the ropes as Chad lifts Jack up and nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and holds Jack in place as Zane leaps off the top…ROCKER DROPPER. Referee Junior Hale takes a moment getting Chad out of the ring before making the count and Zane only gets two on Jack. Zane is furious at Hale for not making the count in time and gets right in his face saying it should be three. He doesn’t notice Jack slowly crawling across the ring and by the time he does realize, Jack is already too close and makes the hot tag to Danny Taylor.
Taylor is in with a clothesline to Zane. He catches Chad rushing in with a leg lariat. Back to Zane and there’s a scoop slam for him. Chad back to his feet and Taylor catches him with a shoulderblock that knocks him to the floor. DDT hits the ropes and nails a running senton splash to Zane and makes the cover, but only gets two. Taylor doesn’t let it faze him though as he stays on the attack and lifts Zane up and nails an inverted stomp facebreaker.
Chad Madison is back up and in the ring and meets Outback Jack in the center of the ring and they start slugging it out. Taylor gets in between them and tries to play peacemaker and he is succeeding it seems as Chad and Jack start to back up, but Zane is back to his feet and he spins Taylor around and nails a kick to the gut. Before Danny can recover, Zane lifts Taylor onto his shoulders and nails the F5. He makes the cover, but once again Hale is out of position as he tries to get Jack and Chad out of the ring. Finally, Hale gets into position…
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No, too much time had passed and Taylor is able to kick out. And now Zane is furious as he gets back to his feet and grabs Hale by the shirt and pushes him into the corner, yelling at him to do his job and stuff like that. As he continues to yell, Chad is trying to calm him down from their corner, but no one notices Danny sneaking in from behind, SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP…
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No, Zane is able to kick out. ZM gets back to his feet and looks to drag Danny up to his feet and he lifts him for a suplex, but Taylor wiggles out the back and nails a LUNGBLOWER. And now both men are down as they drag themselves to their corners and we get tags to Chad and Outback. They go back and forth in the ring with move for move counters and what not as Taylor and Zane recover on the floor. Almost before anyone can realize what’s happening, Outback Jack gets in position and nails THE CHOMP on Chad Madison. He makes the academic cover…
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No, Zane drags Junior Hale to the floor. Hale is saying he can’t do that and Zane has finally had enough… he lifts Hale for an F5 on the floor but Chad grabs him and yells at him to stop. Zane looks like he is in another place completely, but finally he snaps back and looks at Chad. Chad keeps reminding him that that would be a month long suspension. Zane finally shakes his head and just drops Hale on the floor. Zane's shoulders slump and you can see the frustration on his face. Chad slaps him on the back and pulls Zane to the back before he can change his mind. Having been manhandled enough, but lucky to escape with his life, Hale calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 10:11…via Disqualification, Drink & Destroy.
STANK & STAN FULTON vs. J-P SPARXX & MATT FOLZJ-P Sparxx and Jewel are announced first and decide not to wait for their partner and head to the ring. Sparxx springs over the top rope into the ring, which draws a nice pop from the crowd. Matt Folz is announced and makes his way to the ring with the rest of SUPREME. They slowly circle the ring, but it is all for naught. The referee orders the rest of them back to the back which infuriates Eric O’Mac. They leave and Folz gets in the referee’s face. Before anything can happen, Stank’s music plays and he and the OOWF Intercontinental champion Stan Fulton step out onto the ramp. The crowd boos them loudly, but they both ignore it and make their way to the ring. The champs step into the ring and Stank stands in the corner staring at Sparxx. Sparxx makes the “I want the title” motion and Stank slowly shakes his head. Folz reaches out and tags himself in, even though the match has not officially started yet. Folz steps into the ring and Fulton hands off his title, and we are ready to go.
Folz tries to catch Fulton with a kick to the gut, but Stan catches his foot, pulls him in and SLAMS him in the face with a headbutt! Folz falls to the mat grabbing his face, and Stan adds to his misery by dropping a knee across his nose. Fulton pulls Folz to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in catching him with a running elbow to the jaw. Folz staggers out of the corner and Fulton scoops him up in a side suplex, walks to his corner, tags Stank in, then DRIVES Folz to the mat. Stank bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across Folz’s chest and covers, but Sparxx charges in and breaks it up at two.
Stank gets to his feet and pulls Folz up and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a release belly to belly suplex, then grabs Folz and throws him into the corner telling Sparxx to tag in. Sparxx slaps Folz on the back as Folz falls to the mat and rolls to the floor trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head, and get his likely broken nose to stop bleeding.
Sparxx comes in and he and Stank lock up. Sparxx breaks free and lights Stank up with several chops, but Stank stops him with a knee to the get and sends him to the ropes, Sparxx springs off the middle rope and catches Stank with a bulldog, driving him to the mat! Sparxx springs to his feet and charges into the corner and takes Fulton off the apron with a drop kick to the knee. Sparxx waits for Stank to get to one knee, and when he does, he lands a shining wizard upside the champ’s head. Stank falls to the mat and Sparxx covers, but Stank kicks out at two.
Sparxx pulls Stank to his feet and shoves him into the corner, charges in and catches him with a high knee. Stank staggers out of the corner and Sparxx pops him with a SUPERKICK! The champ goes down and Sparxx heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Matt Folz tries to climb back onto the apron, and when he grabs the top rope, he inadvertently knocks Sparxx off balance. Faced with falling to the floor or into the ring, Sparxx tries a cross body on Stank, but Stank catches him and turns it into the STANK-U! Stank tags in Fulton, Fulton bounds off the ropes and hits the DROPLINE! Fulton covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 10:56 – Stank & Stan Fulton
After the match Folz tries to explain what happened but Sparxx is livid. Folz starts to leave, but Sparxx pulls him back and DROPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! The crowd roars their approval, but Sparxx is too annoyed to notice as he and Jewel make their way up the ramp to the back.
CHRIS EVANS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchAlexander Darling is announced and makes his way to the ring with Alexis by his side. The crowd roars their support for him and he slaps a few hands along the way but remains focused on the match. Alex slides into the ring and climbs onto the top rope and salutes the fans, then sits there and waits for his opponent. “The Trooper” plays and the OOWF Onslaught Champion Chris Evans makes his way to the ring. His music is nearly drowned by the boos from the crowd, but Evans either doesn’t notice, or doesn’t care. He climbs to the middle rope, slowly takes off the Onslaught title and holds it up for the fans to see, which draws more boos from the fans. Evans laughs at them and hops off the turnbuckle, hands the title to the referee, then climbs on the turnbuckle and sits like Alex, mocking him. Darling doesn’t say a word, he just hops off the turnbuckle and moves to the middle of the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we are underway.
Evans moves to the middle of the ring, finally, and Alex extends his hand for the customary pre-match handshake. Evans laughs and hits a spinning heel kick that catches Alex upside the head, dropping him to one knee. Evans stands over Alex and taunts him, Alex looks like he is about to snap, then calms down, stands up, and sends Evans across the mat with a blistering backhand. Evans springs to his feet and charges at Darling and tries a clothesline, but Alex ducks it and rolls Evans up from behind for a two count. Evans kicks out and gets to his feet, but Alex is up first and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Evans to the mat and out of the ring. Evans gets to his feet and complains to the referee, but the ref ignores him and continues the count. Evans storms around the ring and finally calms down and climbs onto the apron.
Evans steps into the ring and he and Alex lock up, Alex grabs a side head lock and takes Evans to the mat. Evans reverses it into a head scissors, but Alex quickly escapes and catches Evans with a straight kick to the jaw dropping him to the mat. Alex falls on him and covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Alex pulls Evans to his feet and wrings his arm and catches him with a crescent kick across the chest dropping Evans to the mat, but Alex keeps hold of his arm and pulls him back to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches Evans with a kick to the gut and sets him up for a STYLES CLASH but Evans backdrops out of it.
As Alex gets to his feet, Evans catches him with a kick to the back of the knee, then takes him to the mat with a drop kick to the knee. Evans grabs Alex’s leg and slides out of the ring and slams his leg into the ring post drawing a warning from the referee.
Chris Evans first warning. Evans slides back into the ring and works Alex’s leg wearing him down with different leg locks and holds. Alex tries to fight out of each one quickly, knowing that he only has fifteen minutes to beat Evans. Evans finally puts a figure four leg lock on Alex, right in the middle of the ring and seems content to keep it on until time runs out or Alex submits. Darling fights to the ropes though and finally forces a break.
Alexander Darling’s first rope break.
Evans pulls Alex to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut, then takes him to the mat with a snap suplex. Evans climbs to the top rope and tries the TORONTO TWISTER but Alex moves out of the way and Evans crashes and burns! Evans gets to his feet and staggers a bit, but regains his composure and charges at Alex as he gets up. Darling catches him with a rolling single leg crab, then immediately reverses it into a STF! Evans howls in pain, but manages to make it to the ropes and force the break.
Chris Evans first rope break.
The time keeper announces that five minutes remain and Alex pulls Evans up and sends him to the ropes, but Evans slides out to the floor. Alex looks at him questioningly and Evans points to his head. The referee gets to nineteen (remember, Onslaught matches have a 20 count) then slides into the ring long enough to break the count. Alex is livid and leaves the ring and chases Evans trying to get him back into the ring. Evans rounds the corner and ducks, but Alex see’s him. When he rounds the corner, Evans springs up and tries a clothesline, but Alex catches him with a kick to the jaw! Evans eyes roll into his head and he falls to the floor. Alex hefts him up and rolls him under the bottom rope and covers and gets the one…..two……THREE!
Alex celebrates, but the referee waves it off and we see that Evans had his foot on the bottom rope! A nearly unconscious Evans starts to slide out of the ring as the time keeper announces that only two minutes remain. Darling grabs him and pulls him into the ring, and hits a bridging German suplex for a two count. One minute remains. Darling grabs Evans legs and traps him in the MONEY CLIP! Evans howls in pain, can he hold on? Evans drags himself to the bottom rope and is about to force the break when Darling drags him away from the ropes and leans back even further! Evans eyes go wide and he yells in pain, evidently he reached a breaking point, Evans slaps the mat just before the bell rings, we have a new Onslaught champion!
WINNER in 14:58 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Alexander Darling
Evans rolls out of the ring grabbing his knee in pain, Alex takes the title from the referee and slumps to the mat and looks at it as we fade to black.
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