OOWF Territorial Beatings 6
Live! From Port Stanley, Falkland Islands
ECOSYSTEM vs. DARIUS PRENTISSPrentiss is announced and makes his to the ring accompanied by Charlotte Everstark. Prentiss is all business and steps into the ring and runs the ropes a bit and waits for the OOWF Commissioner Ecosystem to make his way to the ring. After a long pause, Eco is announced and comes out to the top of the ramp. The crowd boos him loudly, but he ignores them and slowly heads to the ring. Eco eventually gets into the ring and Prentiss charges at him, but Eco bails out of the ring. This continues for several minutes and the fans soon grow tired of it and begin to boo loudly. The referee orders Prentiss to the corner and begins the ten count on Eco again. The referee gets to eight when Eco grabs a mic and stops him.
There will be no count outs in this match. Prentiss, given the mood you appear to be in, I have made an executive decision……..I am not facing you. I am FAR too important to this company to let some mentally unstable MMA reject attempt to injure me. <the fans boo this> Now, to be fair to our paying customers, there will still be a match. Prentiss, you will face one of my Blackwater Security men. Tailgunner……get in thereDARIUS PRENTISS vs. TAILGUNNERTailgunner slides into the ring as he is told, from here on out, we will just call him Gunner (totally no relation to TNA’s Gunner). Gunner is a good sized guy and Prentiss sizes him up as they slowly circle. Prentiss charges in to grab a leg, but Gunner catches him with a scientific thumb to the eye. He shoves Prentiss back into the corner and hammers him with clubbing shots to the chest before pulling him out and sending him to the ropes. Gunner catches Prentiss with a back body drop, then as Prentiss gets to is feet, Gunner takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Gunner flexes and covers Prentiss with one boot. The referee slaps the mat for a two count, but Prentiss grabs Gunner’s foot and wrenches him to the mat, trapping him in an ANKLE LOCK! Gunner howls in pain and tries to make it to the ropes to force the break, but Prentiss drags him back to the middle of the ring and falls to the mat grapevining the leg. Gunner has no choice and he taps furiously!
WINNER in 1:25 – Darius Prentiss
Eco immediately gets back on the mic
That was all well and good, but that was just a warm up. Prentiss, you will not walk out of the ring tonight. I promise you that.With that, another member of Blackwater Security climbs into the ring. This one is a much larger barrel chested man, easily clocking in at 350lbs. We will call him Vance Cannon (in keeping with the gun theme)
DARIUS PRENTISS vs. VANCE CANNONCannon steps into the ring and Prentiss immediately goes on the attack, kicking the big man’s knee and hamstring. Prentiss grabs his leg, but Cannon brings a double axe handle down on the back of Prentiss’s head momentarily stunning him. Cannon throws Prentiss into the corner and charges in with a clothesline, then scoops him up and charges into the opposite corner, slamming him into the turnbuckle and tying him in the TREE OF WOE! Cannon walks back to the middle of the ring and charges in and catches Prentiss with a knee to the ribs. Prentiss falls out of the corner and Cannon grabs his arm and pulls him to his feet, right into a short arm clothesline! Prentiss is stunned. Cannon drags him to the middle rope and chokes him, slamming his knee into the back of his head and keeping him on the rope. Eco walks over and looks right in Prentiss’ face and smirks at him. Cannon finally pulls him off the ropes and grabs him by the throat, lifts him up and CHOKESLAMS him! From the outside we hear Eco yelling “FINISH HIM!” Cannon leaves the ring and slowly climbs to the top rope. Prentiss was playing a little possum, and he gets to his feet, charges into the corner and scales the ropes, leaps and grabs Cannon’s arm and takes him OFF THE TOP ROPE with a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! As soon as Cannon hits the mat, he is tapping like a madman, his arm could very well be broken.
WINNER in 4:11 – Darius Prentiss
Prentiss gets to his feet in the middle of the ring and challenges Eco to come in. Eco checks on Cannon, who is clearly in a world of pain. He looks at the crowd, who is roaring for Prentiss to kick his ass. Finally he looks at the rest of Blackwater Security and yells GET HIM!
Blackwater Security storms the ring and attacks Prentiss. He manages to fight them off for a minute, but then the numbers just overwhelm him. They beat him to the mat, and Eco slowly climbs into the ring and orders them all out of the ring to ringside. Eco climbs to the top rope and sits and waits for Prentiss to get to his feet, then leaps and hits ENDGAME! Eco covers a decimated Prentiss and then demands that the referee count. The referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 1:38 – Ecosystem
TEXPRESS vs. REGICIDE vs. DRINK & DESTROYAll three teams go through their intros. The response for Texpress and D&D are, as always, enormous, while LD and Tytan, not so much. The three teams meet in the ring and it looks like LD Williams will start things off with Outback Jack. Little history between these two. In this match only two men can be in the ring at once, but you can tag in anyone. And, just so no one thinks we forgot, New Age Outlaw rules are in effect as well. The referee seems content that everything is in order and calls for the bell. Jack and LD move to the middle of the ring, and no words are spoken, just a long face off. Then, as if it is what nature intended, like chicks leaving the nest, the two of them start throwing down!
Jack and LD pepper one another with HAYMAKERS. Jack initially gets the better of it and backs LD into the neutral corner, but LD quickly reverses it and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE on Jack. LD beats Jack to the mat, then pulls him up and tries a whip to the opposite corner, but Jack reverses it and sends LD into the corner and follows him in with a thunderous clothesline, then tags in Danny Taylor.
Jack keeps LD in the corner and Taylor comes in and catches him with a back elbow to the jaw. Taylor pulls LD out of the corner and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then knees him in the gut and DRIVES him to the mat with a pump handle slam! Taylor covers, but LD kicks out at two. Danny pulls LD to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but LD slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet behind him. LD kicks the back of Taylor’s knees dropping him to his knees, LD grabs him in a reverse headlock and DRIVES him down onto his knee. LD reaches out and tags in Tytan and keeps hold of Taylor.
Tytan charges into the ring and plants a boot right on Taylor’s face, then pulls him to his feet and scoops him up and tries a running power slam into the corner, but Taylor slides off of Tytan’s back and shoves him into the corner. When Tytan staggers backward and turns around, Taylor charges in and catches Tytan with a high knee to the jaw that sends the big man between the ropes to the floor. Chad Madison calls for a tag and Taylor obliges him.
Chad waits for Tytan to stand on the outside, then leaps over the top rope and takes him out with a perfect plancha. Chad pulls Tytan to his feet and rolls him back into the ring and follows with a spring board senton splash. Chad gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, but LD reaches out and slaps him on the back of the head as he hits the ropes. Since we have NAO rules in place, that is not considered a tag. Chad turns and yells at LD for the hit, and when he turns back around, Tytan is on one knee. He launches himself at Chad and nearly cuts him in half with a SPEAR! Tytan covers, but Chad kicks out at two.
Tytan pulls Chad to his feet, then clubs him right back to the mat with a clothesline across the face. Chad’s eyes get a little glassy from this, but still manages to kick out at two. Tytan grabs Chad by the hair and pulls him up, tags in LD, then sends Chad to the ropes and traps him in a bear hug! LD bounds off the ropes and takes Chad to the mat with a HART ATTACK CLOTHESLINE! LD covers, but Zane breaks it up at two. LD pulls Chad to his feet and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the CANADIAN DESTROYER! But Chad back drops out of it. Both men get to their feet and Chad charges at LD, but Williams backdrops him over the top rope. Chad lands on the apron and when LD turns around he connects with a kick to the side of the head that drops LD to the mat, then springs to the top rope and lands a SPRINGBOARD 450! Chad hooks LD’s leg, but LD kicks out at two. Chad gets to his feet and leaps to his corner and makes the hot tag to Zane Myers.
Zane comes in and nearly decapitates LD with a clothesline. Tytan comes in and gets the same. Danny Taylor comes in, because he is obliged to and gets taken down with a clothesline, then finally OBJ heads into the fray and meets a, you guessed it, clothesline. With the ring cleared, Zane waits for LD to get to his feet and grabs him in a bear hug and PLANTS him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Zane covers, but Tytan makes it back into the ring to break up the pin with an elbow to the back of the head. Tytan gets to his feet and eats a SUPERKICK from Chad that sends him out of the ring to the floor.
Zane pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and LD catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up. LD tries a spinning heel kick, but Zane catches him and dumps him to the mat with a suplex. LD reaches out and tags in Outback Jack. Meanwhile, Tytan and Danny are jawing at one another. Well, more to the point, Tytan is expressing his displeasure with something D&D related while Taylor stands there staring at him. Stares and words turn to punches and soon the two of them are fighting on the floor. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Jack charges at Zane, but Zane catches him by the throat and CHOKESLAMS him to hell! Zane reaches out and tags in Madison, Chad quickly climbs to the top rope and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! LD Williams breaks up the pin, but Zane comes back into the ring and LAUNCHES LD over the top rope to the floor.
Chad tags in Zane, Zane comes in and puts Jack on his shoulders, and Chad climbs to the top rope! They are going for the DROPKICK DEVICE! Chad leaps, but Jack ducks, then rolls forward trapping Zane in a VICTORY ROLL! The referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! Chad breaks it up a second too late!
WINNERS in 16:41 – Drink & Destroy
Jack slips out of the ring and he and LD join Tytan and Taylor in the fight at ringside, ostensibly trying to break it up, but it looks a little more like they are just enjoying the fight. Inside the ring, Zane gets to his feet and looks glassy eyed and lost. He has that five thousand yard shell-shocked stare. He slowly shakes his head and leaves the ring. Chad leaves with him and tries to talk to him, but Zane doesn’t even seem to notice his partner.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. DH MAGNUSSON – Moosehead Jack Special Guest Referee“Calm Before the Storm” plays and DH Magnusson makes his way to the ring through the crowd. The Falkland Islands may be in the middle of nowhere, but they have heard of DH Magnusson as the cheers nearly tear the roof off of the place. He takes his time getting to the ring and finally rolls under the bottom rope, climbs to the middle turnbuckle and salutes the fans. They roar their approval, and Magnusson nods and thanks them. “Pull Me Under” plays and Davin Moreland comes out to the top of the ramp. He gets more cheers than boos, but the boos are still very noticeable. Davin ignores them and makes his way to the ring. He steps over the top rope and locks eyes with Magnusson. They back into neutral corners as “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack makes his way to the ring. There is no questioning the crowds response to Moose, the boos rattle the arena. Moose laughs at them and climbs into the ring. He walks right up to Davin and glares at him with a smirk on his face and points to the OOWF logo on his chest.
Moose calls both men to the middle of the ring and reads them the riot act then calls for the bell. DH offers his fist, and he and Davin bump knuckles, then Davin turns and grabs Moose and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! WHAT THE HELL!
DH backs off and leaves the ring and grabs a seat and some popcorn from a fan in the front row. Davin pulls Moose to his feet and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with rights and lefts. Moose rakes Davin’s eyes and he staggers for a moment, but they turns back to the corner, but Moose has already bailed out of the ring. Davin leaves the ring to go after him but security floods ringside and stops Davin. The crowd breaks into another “LET THEM FIGHT!” chant, followed by “KICK HIS ASS!” Moreland drops a few of the security members, but there are just too many. Moose is backing up the ramp holding his jaw, but laughing. Moose gets to the top of the ramp and we hear him yell “ENJOY YOUR SUSPENSION DIVA!” Davin seethes at ringside, then a smile crosses his face.
WINNER – No Match
FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS EVANS“Firewoman” plays and on cue, the pyro goes off and Fire steps out onto the stage. The crowd roars for her and she gives what appears to be a genuine smile. She starts down the ramp when she is BLINDSIDED from behind by Chris Evans!
Evans drills Fire on the back of the head with a forearm sending her down the ramp. He pulls a dazed Fire to her feet and lights her up with chops, then slams her back first into the apron. Fire falls to the floor and Evans puts the boots to her. Since neither have made it into the ring yet, the match has not officially started, so, technically anything goes. Evans uses this to his advantage and wraps a cord around Fire’s throat and tries to choke her out. Fire responds by raking Evans eyes. Evans staggers away grabbing his eyes in pain. Fire regains her composure and charges at Evans and takes him to the floor with a double leg take down and HAMMERS him with punches to the side of the head.
Fire pulls Evans to his feet and tries to whip him into the stairs, but Evans reverses it and sends Fire ribs first into the steel steps. That is bad. Fire’s ribs have been in a state of brokenness since 2008. Evans charges in and catches her with a boot to the jaw. That won’t do her any favors either. Evans stands over Fire and stares down at her, the crowd boos him loudly and cheers for Fire to get up and beat the shit out of him. The referee yells at Evans and tells him to get her in the ring so the match can officially start. Evans ignores the referee and pulls Fire to her feet and catches her with a spinning fist to the temple that staggers Fire and leaves her glassy eyed. Evans lays Fire on the Taiwanese Announce Table and climbs to the top rope, being careful not to go into the ring. Evans stands on the top rope, then leaps, trying for a flying elbow, but Fire rolls off the table and Evans crashes and burns, slamming through the table and ending up in a pile of rubble!
Fire immediately grabs Evans and pulls him out of the wreckage and runs him face first into the ring post. Evans staggers away, but Fire grabs him from behind and slams him into the guardrail, pins him there and HAMMERS him with fists to the face. After probably two dozen shots, Fire stops glares at Evans, who now has a nasty hard way gash over his eye, an eye that is already starting to swell. Fire grabs Evans before he can fall to the floor and shoots him into the ring and follows. The referee calls for the bell, FINALLY making this an official match.
Fire covers Evans, but he kicks out at two. Fire pulls him to his feet, kicks him in the gut and lifts him, and hits a PACKAGE PILE DRIVER! Fire covers again, but again, Evans manages to kick out at two. Fire waits for Evans to struggle to his feet and whips him HARD into the corner, Evans slams into the turnbuckle and staggers backward, Fire grabs him around the waist and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX. Fire pulls Evans to the corner and hits a TRIPLE MOONSAULT! She covers again, but again, Evans manages to kick out.
Fire pulls Evans up and sends him into the corner and charges in, but Evans ducks out of the way and Fire hits the turnbuckle. Evans slips back into the ring and when Fire turns around, Evans POPS her on the jaw (again) with a SUPERKICK! Fire grabs her jaw and slumps to the mat in the corner, Evans gets a running start and charges in and catches her with a knee to the jaw. He pulls her to her feet and sets her on the top rope and tries for a superplex, but Fire fights him off and shoves him away. When he comes back into the corner, Fire grabs him by the head and hits a TORNADO DDT! Fire doesn’t go for a cover, opting instead to grab Evans arms and hit a FIRESTOMP! She hits a second, then a third, then finally rolls Evans over and covers, she appears to get the three, but Evans got his foot on the bottom rope at the last second. Fire is annoyed by this, but keeps her composure. She pulls Evans to the corner, scoops him up and slams him on the mat, then heads to the corner for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER!
Evans waits until Fire is on the top rope, then gets to his feet and knocks her leg out from under her, dropping her on the top rope. Evans climbs up behind Fire and looks like he is going to hook her for a reverse superplex, but Fire catches him with an elbow that leaves Evans struggling to stay on the ropes. Before he falls, he leaps and just catches Fire with an enzuguri. Evans hits the mat hard, somewhat awkwardly on his shoulder, but Fire gets the worse of it. The kick slams her head forward right into the ring post. Fire falls backward, luckily her foot hangs up on the rope so she doesn’t drop on her head. Fire has a nasty gash of her own now, and seems to have been knocked goofy.
Evans gets to his feet and grabs Fire and pulls her off the top rope with a FLYING NECKBREAKER! (reverse Tower of London?) As they hit the mat, Evans keeps hold of Fire’s head and rolls backward, trapping her in a DRAGON SLEEPER! Fire struggles and somehow manages to JUST reach out and grab the middle rope before she loses consciousness. Evans releases the hold just before he would draw the disqualification. He gets up and waits for Fire to get to her feet. Fire looks a little glassy eyed and doesn’t react quite fast enough to catch a kick from Evans and it lands in her midsection doubling her over. Evans hooks Fire and hits a SNAP BRAINBUSTER! Evans floats over, hooks the leg, and perhaps a bit of tights, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 19:21 – Chris Evans
Evans gets to his feet and looks right into the camera, his eye swollen and blood running down his face and says “I’m coming for you Alex, that is MY title!” Before he can leave the ring though, Firewoman is back on her feet, and she is clearly not happy about being dropped on her head. She attacks Evans and they tumble between the ropes to the floor where both of them trade punches until security breaks it up. Once again, the crowd is not pleased by this development. Alexander Darling comes out and checks on Fire once they are separated. She assures him she is ok and she heads to the back, yelling at Chris Evans, who is at the top, also being held back by the officials.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match“Joker and the Thief” plays and El Lobo Sangriento makes his way to the ring. The big man steps over the top rope and bounces off the ropes and stretches a little waiting for his opponent. “I Stand Alone” plays and the OOWF Onslaught Champion Alexander Darling comes out to the top of the ramp and slowly takes off the title and holds it high in the air. The fans roar their approval and he makes his way to the ring. Darling steps between the ropes and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and holds his title high in the air, and the fans respond with louder cheers. Darling lingers there for a moment, then hops off the turnbuckle and hands the title to the referee. The referee calls both men to the middle of the ring and goes over the instructions for an onslaught match. Alex extends his hand in the customary handshake, and Lobo shakes his hand, which draws applause from the crowd. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway.
The two slowly circle and lock up, the much larger Lobo easily backs Alex into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Lobo backs back to the middle of the ring and Alex comes out of the corner again and they lock up, this time Alex slides behind Lobo and lands a spinning heel kick to the back of Lobo’s knees dropping him to his knees. Alex grabs Lobo’s arm and wrings it, then catches him with a crescent kick across the head, then takes him the rest of the way to the mat with an arm bar. The referee checks to see if Lobo wants to quit, but he refuses. Lobo slowly works back to his feet, but Alex doesn’t let him stand for long, he snaps him to the mat with an arm drag, then, keeping his arm on the mat, drops several knees across it.
Lobo fights back to his feet and Alex tries another arm drag but Lobo blocks it and takes Alex to the mat with a judo toss that drops Alex on the back of his head. Alex springs right to his feet grabbing the back of his head, and Lobo scoops him up for a slam, but Alex holds onto his arm and takes him to the mat and traps him in a FUJIAWRA ARM BAR! Lobo quickly grabs the bottom rope.
Lobo uses his first rope break.Lobo gets to his feet and Alex charges in, but Lobo catches him with a forearm to the side of the head that staggers the champ a bit. Lobo grabs Alex from behind and DRIVES him to the mat with an OLYMPIC SLAM. Lobo is quickly back to his feet, he waits for Alex to get to his feet, then grabs him around the waist and hits a trio of ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES followed by a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX that dumps the champ on the back of his head. Lobo covers, but Alex kicks out at two, just barely.
The big man pulls Alex to his feet and scoops him up and drops him on his knee with a pendulum backbreaker and keeps him there trying to snap him in half and get the submission. Alex refuses to give up so Lobo dumps him on the mat, stands up, then drops an elbow on Darling’s chest and covers for a two count. Lobo takes his time, and pulls Alex to his feet and whips him into the corner, Alex scales the ropes, turns and leaps and tries a HURRACARANA! But, YOU CAN’T HURRACARANA EL LOBO SANGRIENTO! Lobo catches Alex and DRIVES him to the mat with a power bomb, folding him up for a two count. Alex kicks out, and Lobo keeps hold of one leg and flips Alex over and locks him in the RINGS OF SATURN! Darling is in trouble as the big man pulls back on his arms trying to bend him in half. Darling cannot escape, so he does the only thing he can do, he scoots around until he can get his foot on the bottom rope.
Alexander Darling has used his first rope break.Lobo pulls Alex into the corner and sets him on the middle rope and goozles him, but Alex fights it off with forearms to the side of the head and kicks to the chest. As Lobo staggers away, Darling leaps off the turnbuckle and catches him with a flying bulldog! Darling rolls Lobo over and covers, but Lobo kicks out at two. Darling pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a flying knee to the jaw. Lobo staggers and falls into the corner, Darling charges in and catches him with a running knee to the face. Darling grabs Lobo’s legs and drags him to the middle of the ring and puts him in the MONEY CLIP! Lobo tries to reverse it, but Darling tenaciously holds on to the move. Lobo inches his way to the ropes and is about to break the hold when Alex releases it and moves him back to the middle of the ring and reapplies the move. Once again Lobo struggles to the bottom rope, but this time he manages to grab the bottom strand and force the break.
Lobo uses his second rope break.
Darling waits for Lobo to get to his feet, then charges in and tries a Thesz press, but Lobo catches him and reverses it into a rolling Boston Crab! Lobo bends WAY back, almost bending Darling in half. Darling howls in pain, will he tap out? Will Lobo snap him in half? The champ is in a world of trouble here. Darling drags himself to the ropes and reaches, he is finally just able to get a finger on the bottom rope forcing the break.
Darling uses his second rope breakDarling grabs his back in pain when Lobo releases the hold. Lobo gets to his feet, but limps badly from the money clip. Lobo pulls Darling to his feet and scoops him up and dumps him across his knee again. Darling howls in pain and Lobo covers him, but Alex somehow rolls his shoulder before three. Lobo reaches down and tries to pull Alex up again, but Alex grabs him in a small package! The referee hits the mat, one, two, THREE! Lobo kicks out just a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 14:08 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Alexander Darling
Lobo slaps the mat in frustration and checks with the referee who confirms that it was indeed a three count. He gets to his feet, still limping badly and walks over to the champ. Lobo offers Darling his hand and helps him to his feet. Alex grabs his back and winces in pain. Lobo raises his hand in victory and the referee hands Darling the title. Lobo offers his hand, and Alex shakes it, the fans roar their approval for both men.
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. THE FLYIN’ HAWAIIANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match: Titles Can Change Hands on a Disqualification“Vertigo” plays and Noelani leads the Hawaiians to the ring. Kai and Aina vault over the top rope, and the fans give them a respectful pop for their efforts. Noelani calls them to the corner and we see her giving them the riot act, pumping them up. “Brass Knuckle Kings” play and the OOWF World tag team champions make their way out to the stage. Larson and Evans are booed loudly. They linger at the top of the ramp and soak it all in, then slowly head to the ring. BKK circle the ring and make sure to show off their tag titles to all the fans in the front row. Finally they stop and we see Eric get serious and say something to Larson. Larson nods, then climbs into the ring and looks like he is ready to start.
Kai steps to the middle of the ring and he and Larson go nose to nose and both are talking all kinds of trash. Larson smirks and says something about being Royalty and Kai and his kind are there to serve royalty. That was probably not a wise choice of comments. Kai’s eyes go wide, then he SLAMS Larson on the bridge of the nose with a headbutt! Larson reels as blood pours from his nose. Kai grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a blistering double chop on the rebound dropping Larson to the mat. Larson pops back to his feet and Kai nails him with a kick to the jaw sending him back to the FH corner. Kai tags in Aina and he comes in and they beat Larson to the mat. Aina pulls Larson up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a SAMOAN DROP on the rebound and covers. Eric comes in and breaks up the pin with a kick to the face, the referee warns Eric, and reminds him that if they get disqualified, he can kiss the titles goodbye. Eric snarls and storms out of the ring.
Aina pulls Larson to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap power slam on the rebound. He covers, but Larson kicks out at two. Aina keeps Larson on the mat and reaches out and tags in Kai. Kai climbs to the top rope and hits a flying leg drop, then covers Larson again and gets another two count. Kai pulls Larson to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Larson stops him with a scientific thumb to the eye. Larson grabs Kai by the head and hits a STUNNER! Kai flops back into the ring and grabs his jaw, Larson reaches out and tags in Eric. Eric climbs to the top rope and waits for Kai to get to his feet, then catches him on the jaw with a MISSILE DROP KICK! Eric covers Kai, but Kai kicks out at two. Eric yanks him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Kai catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up, then lights him up with a chop, reaches out and tags in Aina, then runs the ropes. Kai catches Eric from behind while Aina KILLS him with a clothesline from the front nearly cutting him in half. Aina covers, but Larson breaks it up, drawing another warning from the referee.
Aina pulls Eric to his feet and slams him on the mat, then bounds off the ropes and drops a knee right across his chest. Aina covers, but Eric kicks out at two. Aina gets to his feet and waits for Eric to stand up, when he does, Aina charges, but Eric catches him and HOTSHOTS him on the top rope! Aina’s head snaps back and he falls back into the middle of the ring holding his throat. Eric immediately chokes Aina, breaking at four just before the disqualification. Eric hefts Aina onto his shoulders, then drops him across his knee, knocking the wind from Aina. Eric pulls him up and puts his throat on the top rope and tags in Bryce. Larson charges off the opposite ropes as Eric grabs Aina’s legs and keeps him hung on the top rope. Larson leaps over Eric’s back and comes crashing down on Aina. Aina falls to the mat and Larson covers, but Eric manages to kick out at two.
Larson pulls Aina up and dumps him over the top rope to the floor and follows him out. He lands a few stiff kicks into Aina’s ribs, then pulls him up against the ring post and charges at him, but Aina moves out of the way and Larson’s skull thuds off the ring post. Larson staggers around the ring, grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Aina follows him, not seeing the chair. As Aina gets into the ring he sees Larson with the chair and kicks him in the ribs. Larson drops the chair, and Aina grabs it and raises it. Sensing what is about to happen, Noelani screams for the referee, and he turns around just as Aina brings the chair down on Larson’s head! Bryce collapses to the mat.
Aina makes the motion for the MOLOKAI COCKTAIL! Aina tags in Kai, and then whips Larson to the ropes and elevates him while Kai leaps and SPEARS Bryce! They land and Kai covers, but Eric charges into the ring with brass knuckles on his hand and DRILLS Kai on the back of the head! The referee sees this and calls for the bell! Due to the stips, we have NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 19:54 – and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Flyin’ Hawaiians
Kai and Aina grab the titles and celebrate with Noelani, but their celebration is short lived. Ecosystem come out and has a mic. The crowd instantly boos the hell out of him.
You may not like me, but you will respect me. I may not like any of these guys in the ring, but ref, you fucked up. Monkey’s in the back, roll the footage<The footage rolls of Aina hitting Larson with a chair>
THAT right there, is a disqualification. The stips on the match said if the Kings did anything to get disqualified, they lose the titles, it did NOT say the Hawaiians could do anything they wanted. Therefore, as CEO, I am overturning the decisions. Referee, give the titles back to the Kings<the referee unhappily obliges. Kai and Aina stare daggers at Eco>
Now…..to show that I am a good guy, Hawaiians…….you will get ONE final rematch. You win? You are the champs. You lose? You go to the end of the line. So this week, at MidWeek Mayhem, LIVE from Villa Las Estrellas, Antarctica, we will have the final showdown, Brass Knuckle Kings versus The Flyin’ Hawaiians inside a NO-RULES STEEL CAGE!<Eco drops the mic and heads to the back, The Kings look satisfied, while the Hawaiians are furious>
STAN FULTON vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title Steel Cage MatchThe cage is set up and we are ready for the OOWF Intercontinental title match. “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays and Matt Folz walks to the ring, no expression on his face whatsoever. Folz looks like a man who has a job to do, and intends on doing just that. The fans boo him, but he pays no attention to it at all. Folz steps into the ring and looks at the cage, then waits in the corner for his opponent. “Crusher” plays and the OOWF Intercontinental champion Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him as well, but the boos don’t faze him in the slightest either. It appears that the crowd is going to enjoy just booing the hell out of both men. Fulton stops outside the cage and drops the title off at the announce table, then steps into the ring. He doesn’t even make it through the ropes before Folz charges across the ring and attacks.
Folz drives his knee into the side of Fulton’s knee, dropping the big man to the mat. Folz then punishes Fulton with several hard knees to the face. Folz stomps on Fulton’s knee and leg trying to weaken his wheels. Folz pulls Fulton off the mat and sends him face first into the cage. Fulton hits hard and staggers back, and Folz bounces off the ropes behind him and clips his knee sending him to the mat. Folz grabs Fulton’s leg and drives several knees into his hamstring and knee, then works him over with several spinning toe holds, torturing Fulton’s knee.
Folz drags Fulton to the ropes and puts his leg on the bottom rope and springs off the middle rope and drops a knee across the inside of his leg several times. Fulton grabs his knee in pain, but Folz doesn’t stop, he puts Fulton’s leg back on the bottom rope and leaps again, this time Fulton catches him with his other foot, right in the Folz Family Jewels. Folz howls in pain and falls to the mat. Fulton uses the ropes to get to his feet, then limps badly on the leg over to Folz, and drops a knee right across his face. Folz grabs his face and howls in pain, but now it is Fulton’s turn not to care about his pain.
Stan pulls Folz to his feet and throws him into the cage. As he rebounds, he grabs the back of his head and runs him into the opposite side of the cage, then the third, then the fourth. As Folz rebounds off the last one, Fulton takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Folz has been busted open and blood is running down his face. Fulton takes his boot and wipes it across the gash on his forehead, making it worse. Fulton pulls Folz up and shoves him into the corner, and charges in, but Folz moves out of the way and Fulton slams chest first into the corner. Folz grabs him from behind and takes him to the mat with a very impressive OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz doesn’t even bother going for a cover, opting instead to pull Fulton to the cage and repeatedly rake his face across the steel. Folz keeps Fulton’s head on the cage and charge in, slamming the back of his head with a high knee, driving his face harder into the steel. Fulton slumps to one knee, blood dripping off his forehead. Folz charges in and BLASTS the champ with a running knee to the temple. The champ is down! Folz covers, but Fulton rolls his shoulder at two, just saving his title.
Folz grabs Fulton’s leg again and wraps it around the rope and stretches it out. Fulton snarls with pain but won’t relent. Folz bends Fulton’s leg back and snaps the hamstring. Fulton grabs his leg in pain again and backs into the corner. He slowly gets to his feet, not putting a whole lot of weight on his leg. Folz charges into the corner and tries a flying knee to the face, but Fulton catches him and SWATS him down to the mat! The back of Folz’s head bounces off the mat and he looks a little dazed. Fulton waits for Folz to get to his feet, then “:charges” out of the corner and clubs him with a clothesline. Let’s face it, the big man doesn’t move that fast without a bad wheel, this is not going to help. Fulton pulls Folz up again and sends him soaring high into the cage, as he rebounds, Fulton scoops him up and PLANTS him on the mat with the WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM. He covers, but Folz manages to kick out at two.
Fulton pulls Folz to a sitting position and drives several knees into Folz’s ribs. Folz gasps in pain, then Fulton slams him back to the mat and covers again, but once again Folz kicks out. Fulton pulls Folz to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a big bear hug! Fulton tries to squeeze all the life out of Folz. Folz starts to fade, but then rallies and breaks the hold by poking Fulton in the eyes. Fulton drops Folz, Folz slips behind him and dives at his knee again. Fulton hits the mat, and Folz grabs his ankle and traps him in the ANKLE LOCK! Fulton yells in pain, the referee is right there to see if he wants to give up, but Fulton refuses. Finally he manages to grab the bottom rope and force the break.
Folz pulls Fulton to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts backing him into the corner. Folz climbs on the middle rope and gives Fulton the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! After the last one, Folz shows his impressive strength by sitting Fulton on the top rope. Folz climbs up and tries a FRANKENSTEINER! But Fulton holds onto the cage! Folz falls to the mat, landing on the back of his head, but to his credit, he is up pretty fast. He climbs back on the rope and tries to hook Fulton for a superplex, but once again the champ holds on, he shoves Folz off the top rope and Folz lands hard on the mat, grabbing his ribs in pain. Fulton stands up, CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE and hits a DRAGLINE! OH MY GOD! Fulton covers, Folz may well be dead, and gets the one, two, three.
WINNER in 25:08 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Stan Fulton
STANK vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Falls Count Anywhere MatchWe cut right to the back where Stank and Sparxx are already trading blows. I guess we don’t need any announcements here! A referee shows up to count any pin attempts and somewhere in the arena a bell rings, this match us officially underway! Stank swings at Sparxx, but Sparxx ducks and rocks Stank with several shots of his own, backing the champ up against a merchandising table. Sparxx grabs a trash can and SLAMS it into Stank’s head, sending the champ and the table tumbling over. Sparxx grabs the table and stands it up against the wall, then turns and catches Stank with several kicks to the face. HE pulls Stank up and whips him into the table, shattering the table and sending Stank to the floor. Sparxx grabs a piece of the table and drives it down onto the back of Stank’s head several times, then rolls the champ over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two.
Sparxx pulls Stank to his feet and moves the fans out of the way, and backs him to the edge of the stairs leading down into the arena. Sparxx looks like he is going to pop Stank, then walks away, only to hit his with a SUPERKICK on the jaw! Stank falls backward and tumbles down a set of stairs. The arena erupts with cheers as the wrestlers finally make it into the main arena. Stank makes it to a landing and gets to one knee. Sparxx is still at the top of the stairs, Stank stands up and Sparxx gets a running start, leaps CLEARING THE STEPS and SNAPPING STANK OVER WITH A HURRACARANA! The move sends Stank down another flight of stairs and sparks (no pun intended) a HOLY SHIT! chant from the fans. Stank stops rolling down the stairs and we see he is bloody, mostly scrapes on his arms and legs, but he does have a bloody nose to go along with it.
Sparxx grabs a chair from a fan and waits on the landing where he landed. Stank stands up again and Sparxx throws the chair at him, Stank catches it and Sparxx tries a VanDaminator, leaping from the landing, but the distance is a little too far and Stank is a little too coherent. Stank swings the chair and connects with Sparxx head with a sickening THUD. Sparxx falls to the floor in a heap and the crowd gets quiet. Stank pulls Sparxx to his feet and throws him down the last few stairs onto the arena floor. Stank walks down the stairs and waits for Sparxx to get on his hands and knees then BLASTS him with a kick to the mouth. Stank pulls him up and bends him back across the guard rail and HAMMERS him with crushing forearms to the chest. Sparxx falls to his knees grabbing his chest in pain, Stank drives a knee into his face that slams the back of his head into the guardrail. Sparxx slumps to the floor, but Stank is not done with him, he pulls him to his feet and throws him over the guardrail to ringside.
The cage is still in place, officials didn’t have any time to take it apart. Stank pulls Sparxx to his feet and slams him face first into the cage, then holds him there and rakes his face across the cage repeatedly, until Sparxx is a bloody mess. Stank pulls Sparxx up and whips him into the cage, but Sparxx leaps onto the cage and starts climbing! Stank tries to grab his leg and pull him down, but Sparxx is too fast. Sparxx climbs to the top of the cage, Stank looks around, then steps into the ring. He climbs the top rope and starts climbing up the side of the cage. He gets halfway up when Sparxx smirks at him and quickly climbs down the side of the cage. Stank slams his fists on the cage in frustration and starts climbing down.
Outside the ring, Sparxx grabs two chairs and climbs back into the cage. He sets up one chair in the middle of the ring, and leaves the other one lying on the mat. As Stank climbs down into the corner and turns to face Sparxx, Sparxx gets a running start and leaps off the chair and hits AIR SPARXX into the corner! Stank staggers a bit, but Sparxx keeps him in place and grabs him and BULLDOGS him out of the corner, right onto the chair! Sparxx grabs the chair on the mat and drops an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER on his skull and finally covers, but Stank kicks out at two!
Sparxx heads to the corner and waits for Stank to get to his feet. Stank lunges at the top rope and shakes it, crotching Sparxx on the ring post. Stank reaches up and grabs the side of Sparxx’s head and CLUBS him, knocking him off the top rope and out the door back onto the floor. Stank grabs one of the chairs and steps out of the ring and waits for Sparxx to get to his feet, then SLAMS the chair down on his skull. Sparxx gets rubber legged, but does not go down, so Stank swings the chair and slams him upside the head, that one does it and Sparxx goes sprawling. Stank looks around and clears off the Korean Announce Table and throws Sparxx on the table. He climbs up and lifts Sparxx and hits a STANK-U through the table! That is it, Sparxx is DEAD! Stank covers him in the rubble, but somehow, Sparxx kicks out at two! How the hell?
Stank grabs Sparxx by the foot and drags him around ringside to the cage door, then rolls him back inside the ring. Stank rummages under the ring and grabs a kendo stick, and also slides a table into the cage. Stank sets the table up in the middle of the ring, then props Sparxx up in the corner and WEARS HIM OUT with kendo shots to the head. Sparxx slumps in the corner, but WILL NOT GO DOWN! Sparxx looks at Stank, with blood dripping off his face and yells “IS THAT ALL YOU GOT SON?” So Stank hits him upside the head again. Stank grabs Sparxx’s face and gets real close. Blood is dripping off of Sparxx’s face and he is gasping for air, but we can still hear Sparxx speak again “You hit like a pussy, dawg” Stank snaps and grabs Sparxx and pulls him out of the corner and lifts him for a TRIPLE POWERBOMB, but Stank forgot YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB J-P SPARXX! Sparxx reverses it into a hurracarana dropping Stank to the mat!
Sparxx grabs Stank and rolls him onto the table. Sparxx climbs to the top rope, then quickly to the top of the cage. He steadies himself then launches the OMG! The crowd gasps, but Stank sees it coming and rolls off the table! Sparxx CRASHES through the table! Another HOLY SHIT! Chant from the crowd, this time, Sparxx may really be dead. Stank pulls Sparxx to his feet and throws him back to the floor. Sparxx is just barely conscious. Stank sets up another table and grabs Sparxx and pulls him to his feet, Sparxx fires a few weak shots into Stank’s midsection, but Stank stops him with a knee to the face. Stank sets Sparxx on the guard rail, hooks him and hits the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE through the table! Stank covers, one, two, three!
WINNER in 30:11 – and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stank
After the match, Stank rolls over in the wreckage and looks like he has been to hell and back, and he has. Jewel makes it to ringside and checks on Sparxx. Stank struggles to his feet and starts to stagger back. The fans start to cheer and Stank looks at them, then realizes they are cheering for Sparxx. He is stirring and with Jewel’s help he is on one knee. Stank walks over to him and stands over him for a minute. Sparxx looks up at him not sure what to expect. The crowd cheers for the moment, and finally Stank extends his hand to Sparxx. Sparxx takes it, and Stank pulls him to his feet and raises his hand in victory. The crowd goes NUTS for this……but it doesn’t last long. Stank spins Sparxx around and knees him in the gut, then lifts him up and hits a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! The first one puts him through another table, the second through the Canadian Announce Table and the third is just on the floor! Jewel screams in horror and motions for EMT’s. Stank grabs his title and stands over Sparxx, holding his title high in the air and soaking in the boos as we fade to black.
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