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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 12, 2008 16:02:33 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Resolute, Nunavut, Canada!
Ross: Welcome to OOWF MidWeek Mayhem! We are coming at you LIVE from the Resolute Sports Complex and Historical Museum! Razz: Ross, I thought this was the OOWF Summer tour? It is cold as hell out there today! Ross: 44 degrees is a bit chilly, especially for July. But the cold outside won’t stop the hot action inside the arena! We have a great card tonight! Razz: You said it! Niles Anderson defends his Heavyweight Title against Microplay! Could tonight be the night that Microplay becomes the first ever two time OOWF champion? Ross: It certainly could, I have a feeling Niles Anderson’s days as champion are numbered. We also have Blackdragon defending his Intercontinental title against Corax, Tag team titles on the line as Capslock and Stank defend against the Team From Down Under! Razz: That’ll be a great one, and finally, Thim Reynolds defends his Onslaught title against Uncle Entity! Ross: We start out first with the bizarre Phil facing GimmickMan. Razz, I have never seen a wrestler fall off of his game the way GimmickMan has lately, he just seems completely disinterested. Razz: Yeah, I mean Entity and Garron dressed him up in women’s clothing, threw him off a bridge, and have generally done every insulting thing to him they could, and yet nothing, no cries of indignation, no pledges of vengeance, nothing. Ross: Well he better get back on the ball tonight against the monster Phil, other wise he is looking at another loss.
PHIL vs. GIMMICKMAN
Both men start off with some punch and kick. They are just wailing away at each other, and before long Gimmick has got a busted open lip and Phil’s has a cut above his left eye. Gimmick powers away from Phil, kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the Spartan Plunge. As he does Phil snaps and boots Gimmick in the nuts. Phil just looks at GimmickMan, who is down on the mat writhing in pain. Phil looks around blankly, then drops an elbow on Gimmick’s chest. Phil covers, but after only a one count, he grabs GM’s head and starts gnawing on his forehead. The ref threatens Phil with disqualification, and begins the count. Phil breaks at four and slowly gets to his feet. Gimmick staggers to his feet and falls backward into the corner. Phil charges sandwiching Gimmick in the corner, Phil begins gnawing on GM’s forehead again, the ref once again threatens DQ, Phil breaks, long enough to avoid the ref’s threats, then stalks back to GM in the corner and pulls out a fork, yes a FORK and begins jabbing GM in the forehead. Because of Phil’s massive bulk, the ref really can’t see what is going on. After a few shots, Gimmick falls forward out of the corner his face a hideous mess of blood. With Gimmick flat on the mat, Phil locks him in a modified STF. As pulls on Gimmicks neck, he begins to gnaw on Gimmicks forehead. Phil breaks the hold and rips at GM’s face getting his blood all over his fingers. Phil looks at his bloody hands, then reapplies the hold. Gimmick screams in pain and after enduring several minutes of this torture he is forced to submit to the Gnawing and STF WINNER in 4:39 Phil
Ross: That was just gruesome. Razz: Eh, I have seen worse, it seems to me like this guy is channeling the spirit of Abdullah the Butcher or something. Ross: I think Abdullah is still alive. Razz: You know what I mean. Phil is one of biggest guys in the OOWF, the other is Phil. It seems some of the OOWF fans have taken a bit of a liking to Mikey Styner as of late, I am not sure why, what do you think Ross? Ross: Well, I can’t say that I am certain what they see in him either. That said, Styner is off to a pretty good start here in the OOWF, he already had a shot at the Intercontinental title. Razz: That’s true. His opponent, Dr. Murder, isn’t off to such a good start; he has struggled a bit to find himself. He better make sure he is in the right frame of mind for this match, Styner is too big to be in the ring not paying attention, this guy falls on you and it is lights out!
DR. MURDER vs. MIKEY STYNER
Styner comes into the ring and looks around at the fans who are chanting his name, he seems confused. Murder takes the opportunity presented and attacks the massive Styner hitting him with a drop kick to the face. As Styner falls backward toward the ropes, he gets hopelessly tangled in the ropes. The ref is trying to free him; meanwhile Murder is pummeling Styner’s face, opening a gash just above his eye. Finally the ref frees one beefy arm, and as he does, Murder charges across the ring and spears the massive Styner knocking him from the ring. Styner’s one arm is still tangled in the ropes leaving him vulnerable to attack. While the ref is inside the ring trying to free Styner’s trapped arm, Murder slides out of the ring and grabs a nearby chair and slams it repeatedly into Styner’s ribs. Finally the ref is able to free Styner’s trapped arm and he falls to the floor. Murder presses his advantage and lays some stiff kicks into Styner’s injured ribs. Murder tries to pull the massive Styner to his feet and roll him into the ring, but he can’t get Styner up so he heads into the ring and waits. Somehow Styner is able to drag himself into the ring before the ref hits ten. As he does, Murder comes off the ropes and drops a knee into the back of Mikey’s injured ribs. Murder covers, but can only get a two count. Murder mounts Mikey and pounds away at his forehead, and a few punches Styner gets annoyed and tosses Murder aside and gets up to one knee. Murder comes right back and pummels him some more with shots to the face, a kick to the ribs draws a scream from Mikey. Styner shoves Murder back into the corner and fights up to his feet, Murder charges out of the corner and tries a clothesline, but Mikey doesn’t budge. Murder crosses the ring to the opposite ropes and charges again, but this time Mikey catches him with a black hole slam. Murder flops around on the mat, and eventually ends up outside the ring. Mikey is slow to get to his feet and is in obvious pain, clutching at his side. Murder comes back into the ring and tries to attack, but Mikey grabs him and levels him with a head but. Of course the head but hurts Mikey as well and he falls to one knee. Murder is up first and he pulls Mikey to his feet by the hair, Murder tries to scoop slam Styner(!) but to no avail, Styner clubs him across the back and locks on a bear hug. After several minutes, Murder frees himself with the old scientific thumb to the eye. Mikey staggers backward to the corner trying to clear his vision. Murder charges into the corner for a clothesline, but somehow Mikey gets a boot up that catches Murder low. Murder falls to the mat gasping for breath, Mikey’s eyes roll up in his head and he falls forward, his head landing right in Murder’s groin. Murder yells in pain and rolls out of the ring. Outside the ring, Murder recovers and has had about enough. He throws the Hindu timekeeper aside and grabs his chair and heads into the ring, he swings wildly for Mikey, but misses and hits the ref instead! Murder spins around and Mikey scoops him up and falls forward landing with all his weight on Murder. Of course the ref is out, so there is no one to count. Mikey gets up and tries to revive the referee. As the ref is coming around, Mikey stands up and Murder warps the chair on his head. The ref sees enough and calls for the bell. WINNER by DQ in 6:14 Mikey Styner
Ross: Now there was just NO call for that! If you can’t beat a man that’s one thing, but to try and kill someone with a chair, that is just not wrestling. Razz: It reeked of desperation on Murder’s part, Mikey is a behemoth and Murder got some good offense in, I thought he could beat him, but then that is what we were talking about before the match, it just doesn’t seem like he has his head in the game. He let himself get frustrated and it cost him the match. Ross: Next up, we have what started out as a tag team match, but then Seraph inexplicably changed it to a handicap match. Why on earth would he do that? Razz: I have no idea, but I know if my partner sold me out like that, I would NOT be happy about it. WCW are a great up and coming tag team, it is hard enough for two men to beat them, there is no way one man can do it. Ross: As good as Firechild is, and as much as I like the new attitude he has, I am afraid I have to agree with you on this one Razz, there is no way Firechild can win this match.
wCw vs. FIRECHILD (w/Seraph)
WCW wait in the ring for Seraph and Firechild to make their appearance. When they do, Seraph leads the way and FC follows behind him with his head down. When they enter the ring, Seraph extends his hand, his serene expression never changing, and after a brief hesitation Westgaard and Wilder shake his hand. Seraph looks at Firechild and after a moment of hesitation, he also extends his hand to the two. They shake and look surprised that no sneak attack came. Seraph leaves the ring and Firechild and Westgaard start up. Collar and elbow tie up, Westgaard shoves Firechild to the mat. FC gets back to his feet and they immediately lock up again. Top wristlock by FC is countered into a hip toss by JWW. Firechild gets to his feet and cocks his fist to throw a punch, but one glance from Seraph stops that. Instead they lock up again, and the collar and elbow turns into a European uppercut from FC. JWW rocks back on his heels and FC throws a perfect drop kick that catches JWW right in the face Firechild then pulls Westgaard to a sitting position and drops a knee into the middle of his back, then connects with a few stiff kicks. FC pulls Westgaard up and tries a vertical suplex, but JWW reverses out of it, lands on his feet behind Child and destroys him with a clothesline. JWW tags in Wilder who springs to the top rope and waits for FC to get to his feet. As he does, Wilder leaps off and catches him with a hurracaranna that sends FC across the ring. FC is quickly to his feet in the corner, but Wilder charges in and monkey flips him to the center of the ring. Keeping the offense flying, Wilder goes to the apron and springs into the ring attempting a spring board cross body block, but Firechild counters it with a super kick to the face. Wilder hits the mat with a thud Firechild takes over keeping Wilder away from his corner for several minutes. Firechild holds Wilder in a bear hug then falls backward dropping Wilder in a snake eyes in the corner for a two count. Firechild then sets him up for the Wings of Phoenix but Wilder reverses it into a back drop and lunges across the ring for the tag, but FC grabs his ankle preventing the tag. Firechild whips Wilder into the corner, but TW climbs the corner and flips over the charging FC landing behind him. When Wilder lands he connects with a Face Plant. FC is down; Wilder crawls across the ring and makes the tag. Westgaard comes in and waits for FC to get to his feet, as he does he levels him with a cross check. Westgaard pulls FC to his feet and tags in Wilder, as Wilder climbs the ropes, Westgaard DESTROYS Firechild with a power bomb, Wilder follows with a flying leg drop the NITRO! Wilder covers and hooks both legs and gets a three just before Firechild can kick out. WINNERS in 8:49 wCw
After the match Seraph comes to the middle of the ring where Wilder and Westgaard are celebrating and offers his hand. Wilder and Westgaard look puzzled but shake his hand. Seraph then stares at Firechild who is just back to his feet and none too happy about being pinned. Firechild starts to leave the ring but Seraph just looks at him and Firechild pauses, turns around and shakes both Westgaard’s and Wilder’s hand. Seraph leaves the ring and Firechild follows behind him as Westgaard and Wilder continue their celebration.
Ross: What on earth was that? Razz: That was a win for wCw. Ross: I know that, I mean what is it that Seraph is trying to prove? He fed Firechild to the lions and sat back and watched. Razz: I can’t say that I completely understand it either, but I am going to bet that Seraph has a master plan; I just hope Firechild survives to see it. Ross: Razz, our next match features one of the rising stars in the OOWF in Mark Vander facing a relative newcomer with a hellacious mean streak, Mr. Jealous. Razz: Jealous is a big strong guy, who has some issues with anger, he is a dangerous opponent, but then again, so is Vander; this should be a great match.
MARK VANDER vs. MR. JEALOUS
Vander comes to the ring to the cheers of the crowd, which naturally sends Jealous spinning off into a jealous rage. Mr. Jealous tries to attack to start, but Vander ducks and clotheslines him out of the ring. Outside the ring, Jealous spots Missy and starts to walk toward her putting on the smooth talk. Vander leaves the ring, grabs Jealous, spins him around and levels him with a shot to the mouth. Vander rolls Jealous back into the ring, once inside, Jealous begs off, but Vander hammers him with shots to the face. After a few shots, Jealous frees himself with a low blow. Vander crumples to the mat and Jealous slowly gets to his feet. Jealous once again spots Missy and does a few pelvic thrusts and gyrations in her direction. Pulling Vander to his feet, Jealous destroys him with a standing belly to belly suplex. A little more posing for Missy, then Jealous drops an elbow across Vander’s chest. Cover gets two. Jealous pulls Vander to his feet, then drops him with a short arm clothesline. Jealous kicks Vander in the mouth a few times, splitting his lip and drawing blood. Jealous steps back and lets Vander get to his feet, as soon as he does; Jealous kicks him in the mid section and lifts him for a vertical suplex. Jealous shows his strength by keeping Vander up in the air for several seconds before dropping him to the mat. Jealous covers, but Vander kicks out at two once again. Jealous invites Missy into the ring and keeps trying to smooth talk her, every time Vander starts to get up; Jealous drops him with a kick to the head. Finally Jealous lets Vander up and tries to whip him to the ropes; Vander reverses it and catches Jealous with a spine buster. Vander is down; Jealous has a shocked look on his face as he tries to recover from the move. Jealous is up first, leaning against the ropes to regain his composure. While the ref is checking on Vander, Missy jumps to the apron behind Jealous and low blows him. Jealous staggers forward in obvious pain; Vander miraculously recovers and bounds off the ropes and KILLS Jealous with a clothesline from hell. Vander covers and gets a two count. Vander mounts Jealous and pounds away at his head. Jealous shoves Vander off of him and tries to escape to the outside. Once he gets to his feet, he notices Missy. He goes after her in a rage, still seething over that low blow. Missy tries to slap Jealous to protect herself, but he catches her arm. Missy falls to her knees and begs off, but Vander is on the outside. He grabs Jealous, spins him around and nearly kicks his head off his shoulders. Vander rolls Jealous back into the ring and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam, cover gets another two count. Both men up, Jealous thumbs Vander in the eyes and lifts him for the Jealous Rage! Vander shifts his weight and lands behind Jealous and folds him in half with a Dragon Suplex. Vander holds on and bridges and gets a three count. WINNER in 16:11 Mark Vander
After the match, Jealous attacks Vander from behind with a chair. Missy screams at Jealous to stop, but he backhands her and she falls into the corner. Jealous slams the chair down on Vander a few times, then lifts him and hits the Jealous Rage (Steiner Screwdriver) on the steel chair!!! It looks like Vander’s neck is broken! Finally security and officials flood the ring and pull Jealous off of Vander and send him to the back.
Ross: GOOD LORD! It looks like Vander’s neck is broken! Mah Gawd!! Jealous has NO soul, no conscious! Razz: Man, that was not pretty. That was a damn good match too, hard fought, then Jealous just snapped. This guy is dangerous! Ross: We will update Vander’s condition as we get word, as you can see Vander is being taken out on a stretcher. As soon as we get word from the back, we will pass it along to you. Razz: Ross, do you think Concrete will be in any shape to wrestle tonight? And what was with those mysterious attacks the other day? Ross: From what I have been told, Concrete has been cleared to wrestle tonight, as have the other superstars, except Canadian Dragon, but he was still not cleared from his earlier injury. And Razz, are you serious? Everyone knows it was Niles and his crew that attacked everyone, it is painfully obvious, it is the work of a man desperate to hold on. Razz: You think so? Niles? I don’t think he would do that. Ross: Right. Let’s head to the ring, where Concrete and Moose take on SoulDragon and Mercury
MOOSEHEAD JACK & CONCRETE TG vs. SOULDRAGON & MERCURY
Both Jack and Concrete are sporting fresh wounds, stitches and bruises from their Iron Man match. Dragon and Mercury try to attack to start the match, but Concrete and Moose catch them. Jack takes Dragon down with an atomic drop followed by a clothesline. On the other side of the ring Concrete ducks a Mercury clothesline and drops him with a falling neck breaker. Concrete floats over and locks on a dragon sleeper trying to end the match quickly; Mercury has the presence of mind to grab for the ropes forcing the break. SoulDragon escapes Moose by slipping out of the ring, for once Jack doesn’t take the bait and follow Dragon to the outside, instead he goes over to help Concrete. They pull Mercury to his feet and whip him to the ropes, Concrete catches Mercury and drops him face first to the mat, at the same time Jack comes off the ropes and drops a leg across the back of Mercury’s head. As soon as Concrete gets to his feet, SoulDragon spring boards into the ring and levels Concrete with a kick to the side of the head. Concrete falls to the mat and out of the ring. Moose has Mercury up and in a front face lock and is trying for a double arm DDT when he eats a super kick from SoulDragon. With Jack down, and order seemingly restored, SoulDragon goes on the attack, choking Moose on the bottom rope. The ref orders him to break, and while SD is arguing with the ref, Mercury drops a leg down across the back of Jack’s head, choking him on the ropes again. Mercury and SoulDragon work on Jack in their corner for a few minutes, but can’t get a pin. After several minutes of this abuse, Jack fights his way out of the corner by elbowing Mercury in the face and knocking him to the floor and kicking Dragon low and planting him with a DDT. Jack charges across the ring and makes the tag, then leaves the ring to pursue Mercury on the outside. Concrete comes into the ring and pulls SD to his feet and hits a series of German Suplexes, the final one being a release suplex that sends Dragon crashing into the turnbuckle. Concrete pulls Dragon to his feet and brutalizes him with a series of chops and kicks. On the outside Moose and Mercury are brawling through the crowd in the front two rows. Concrete pulls SD out of the corner and murders him with a Cement Mixer. Before Concrete can make a cover, the MamOOthTron flickers to life. On the screen we see images of Semaj B winning matches, him palling around with Concrete and the rest of the AYUFF, then we see the explosion that reduced his car to nothing and took his life. Concrete stands wide eyed in the ring, his eyes transfixed on what he has just seen. When he finally does turn around, SoulDragon nails him with an OmenDriver and gets the pin just before Jack can get into the ring to make the save. WINNERS in 14:01 SoulDragon & Mercury
After the match, we see Niles Anderson standing under the MammOOthTron with his world title over his shoulder smirking at what just happened.
Ross: That sonofabitch! Niles Anderson has no soul! He is another one! That was hideous! He knows that Concrete and Semaj were close, that dirty rotten sob showed that footage on purpose! Razz: Calm down Ross, it’s not like Niles blew the car up. Ross: At this point I am not so positive that he didn’t have something to do with it. He conveniently shifted the blame to Camby and O’Neil, but I am beginning to suspect Niles was behind it all along. It was his mission to destroy the AYUFF and Semaj was the one holding out the last shred of hope for a reunion. Razz: Those are some pretty serious things you are accusing Niles of, how bout we get back to the matches before this gets out of hand. Look, up next Capellan takes on Tommy O’Neil, should be a great battle between two light weights!
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. CAPELLAN
Before the bell even rings Capellan is flying over the ropes with a suicide plancha onto TO. Capellan is quickly up and climbing the turnbuckle again. TO is back to his feet and Capellan launches himself off the top turn buckle with another r plancha, this one misses and Cap lands hard. TO is over and begins to kick away at Cap, TO hangs Cap over the Guard rail and proceeds to hurl himself off of and onto Cap. High spots galore, both men are down. TO is the first one up and begins to punch away at Cap again, but something has sparked Cap and he is fighting back fiercely, both men fight up the ramp way to the stage. The ref begins the ten count. At five Cap nails TO with a DDT, but misses on the follow up 450 splash, from some scaffolding to the stage. Cap is down hard, and TO seizes the opportunity and sets him up for the hangover, TO then walks to the edge of AND CONNECTS WITH THE HANDOVER OFF THE STAGE, through some tables!!!!! Right before TO jumps, the ref hits the ten count and both men are counted out. Both men look dead, but TO is stirring and finally makes it to his feet, medics are out to check on Cap, but eventually is up and leaves under his own power. WINNER double count out in 3:48
Ross: It sure seemed like those two never got on the right track tonight did they? Razz: They are certainly capable of more, I hope GM the Rick sees fit to give these two another match at some point, that was just a train wreck. Ross: I’m sure the Rick will keep that in mind. He says he is all about the matches, and this is one the people will definitely want to see again. Razz: True dat Ross! Ross: Umm, ok. Next up, well Razz I don’t think these two teams have ever met before, at least that I recall. This should be a great match up between two great teams. Razz: 3Piece Set seem to be in a bit of a slump lately, they need this win to start on the path toward getting the tag titles back Ross: And even though 3Piece Set are no longer the champs, anytime you can claim a victory over the tow time former tag team champions, it lends a little more credibility to your challenge. Razz: Let’s go to the ring!
3PIECE SET vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT
The four men meet in the middle of the ring and immediately the trash talking begins. Both teams appear to be taking the high road and turn and walk away, but then at the same time, all four men turn around like they planned a sneak attack on the others. Ax and Endo trade chops on one side, on the other side Cole knees Morte in the mid section and throws him over the top rope to the floor below. Cole steps toward Morte on the outside, but then turns toward Morte and Ax. Cole tries to attack Endo from behind but Endo sees him coming and stops him in his tracks with a kick to the gut. Cole doubles over in pain and turns away, as he does, Morte springs into the ring over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Cole’s head dropping him to the mat. Morte goes for the cover, but Ax rakes Endo’s eyes and tries to make the save with a diving elbow. Morte moves out of the way and Ax crashes down across Cole’s chest. Cole rolls under the bottom rope to the floor, Endo pulls Ax to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster, as soon as he hits the mat, Morte bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Ax’s chest. Before either man can go for a cover, Cole pulls Ax under the bottom rope to safety. The ref finally gets things sorted out and Endo and Cole meet in the middle of the ring. Cole grabs Endo in a side head lock, Endo tries to shoot him to the ropes but Cole puts on the brakes. Endo lifts Cole and tries a belly to back suplex, but Cole slips over Endo’s shoulder and lands on his feet, he spins Endo around and levels him with a clothesline, stunning Endo. Cole drags Endo over to the 3PS corner and drops a knee across the inside of Endo’s knee, then tags in Ax, who comes in and drops another knee across his knee, then torques the knee. Ax and Cole work over Endo’s knee for several minutes, Ax finally locks on the figure four in the middle of the ring. Morte feigns like he is coming in the ring, which brings Cole into the ring, as the ref is escorting Cole out of the ring, Morte comes in and pulls Ax back and mounts him and pounds away breaking the figure four. Cole shoves the ref aside and comes back into the ring. As all four men brawl in the ring, the ref catches an elbow from Cole and goes down in a heap. Niles Anderson makes his way to ringside. Endo catches Ax coming off the ropes and locks on the claw. Ax fights for a minute then drops to his knees, fading fast. Across the ring, Cole and Morte slug it out. Niles grabs a chair and tries to toss it to Morte, but Cole clotheslines Morte over the top rope just as he throws it. Cole catches the chair and crushes Endo’s skull with it. Endo falls to the mat, out cold. Cole drags an unconscious Ax on top of Endo and wakes the ref up. The ref makes the three count. Cole and Ax have pulled another fast one. WINNERS in 17:22 3Piece Set
After the match, Niles slides into the ring and tries to help Endo to his feet, Morte comes back into the ring and starts arguing with Niles, demanding to know what happened. Niles tries to explain but Morte turns his back on him. Niles turns to Endo, who is just finally getting to his feet and tries to explain to him. Endo wants none of it, and they slowly back Niles toward the ropes. About that time, Johnny and AA make their way to the ring and try to calm things down. Just when it looks like Johnny, AA, Morte and Endo are going to come to blows, Niles gets between the four men and tells Johnny and AA to head to the back. Niles leaves the ring, and after a few more seconds of intense stare down Johnny and AA leave as well.
Ross: What on earth is Niles Anderson doing? Wasn’t it bad enough that he got involved in the Concrete TG Moosehead Jack match? And now he costs the Establishment the match, what is he thinking? Razz: Ross, I think Niles was trying to recruit The Establishment to his side of things. Ross: That is not the best recruitment I have ever seen. Razz: No, it didn’t work out so well for him, better luck with that next time. Ross: Next up, Harper Camby faces the UnderDawg, Camby actually requested this match. Not many people want to step up and face the Big Dawg; you almost have to admire him for that Razz: Well not many people are as big as Camby either, when you are that large, UnderDawg is not quite as imposing an object.
HARPER CAMBY vs. UNDERDAWG
UnderDawg and Camby lock up to start it off, but UnderDawg manages to nail Camby with a couple soup bone punches. UnderDawg turns to play the crowd, and Camby attacks, sending Dawg over the top rope, Camby goes for a clothes line but Dawg ducks and locks Camby in a Cobra clutch, Dawg locks it on until Camby nails him with a Flair style low blow. Camby grabs Dawg and locks on a Dragon Sleeper. Dawg seems to be fading but eventually powers out of the hold. Camby back in the ring and Dawg follows and the punches begin to fly, Dawg begins to get an advantage, until Camby avoids a punch and nails him with a short arm clothesline. Dawg is down and Camby begins to punch away at the big man. As Camby is showboating for the crowd, Dawg sits ups and nails Camby from behind. Irish whip off the ropes and a big boot. Dawg sets him up for the last ride, but As Dawg does Corax is out from the back but doesn’t make it far cause like a flash a man in black is out, nails Corax with a super kick and disappears again. With Corax out of the picture, UD tries for the Fireplug again, this time Tommy O’Neil and Donovan Viper are to the ring. TO distracts the referee from the outside while Donovan Viper slides into the ring and slams Dawg in the back of the head with a chain. UD slumps to one knee. DV holds Dawg’s arms back and Camby pounds away on UD’s forehead. Now Camby holds UnderDawg while Donovan Viper wraps the chain around his elbow and sets up for the Death Elbow. Before he can hit the move, wCw hits the ring. On the outside, Capellan attacks Tommy O’Neil and they resume their brawl. Inside, Westgaard bounds off the ropes and cross checks Camby to the outside. Wilder quickly scales the ropes and leaps, catching Donovan Viper with a hurracaranna that sends him flying out of the ring as well. Westgaard leaves the ring and he and Capellan chase TO back up the ramp. Wilder leaps over the top rope and catches Viper with a plancha. Officials pull the two of them apart and separate them to the back. While this is going on Camby pulls brass knux out of his trunks, slides back into the ring and nails Dawg as he gets back to his feet. The ref was busy trying to restore order and never saw a thing, when he turns around Dawg is out and Camby is making the cover. The ref has no choice and counts three. WINNER in 14:58 Harper Camby
Ross: Well Camby is certainly big; we know that for certain, another thing we know is that he is a coward. If not for the brass knucks, he would have lost. Razz: Well Ross, we don’t know that for sure, and I would be careful throwing around comments like calling someone a coward, that is a pretty strong statement, and Camby has a pretty short temper Ross: That has nothing to do with anything, what we saw tonight was robbery, plain and simple. Camby stole the match from UnderDawg, and I will tell you this; I would not want to be in Camby’s shoes should the UnderDawg decide he wants revenge. Razz: Hey Ross, revenge is a good term for our next match. There is a whole truck load of bad feelings in this match, I don’t remember the last time all four men in the ring had such a deep hatred for each other Ross: This one will not be pretty that much is certain.
LD WILLIAMS & ERIC O’MAC vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & JOHNNY ADRENALINE
Johnny opts to start things out for his team, but when he sees L.D. also set to begin the match, he immediately tags out to AA. LD and AA lock up and LD works a headlock. To the ropes, and LD takes AA down with a shoulder block. Then another. AA tries a hip toss on the third time, but LD reverses to his own and AA cowers to his corner to buy some time. JA gives him a pep talk, and AA goes back for some more. LD grabs another headlock, and takes AA down. AA goes to the eyes to break, then grabs a front face lock of his own. LD breaks that with an inverted atomic drop, which AA promptly oversells. Tag to EOM. Eric comes in and sends AA to the ropes. Dropkick and a cover, but Johnny breaks it up. AA catches a kick, and EOM gets him with an enziguri instead. Tag back to LD. Williams punches away in the corner, then sets AA up for what appears to be a superplex. And indeed that's what it is, but not before tagging back to EOM. Eric follows the superplex with the frog splash. One, two, and Johnny's in to break up the cover. This draws L.D. back in and they go at it. As AA stumbles to his feet, EOM goes up top looking for a missile dropkick, but AA falls into the ropes and EOM lands hard on the top turnbuckle. AA snap mares him down, and immediately works a headlock, using the ropes for leverage. AA finally tags out to JA, who comes in with some stomps. They trade a few more tags, maintaining control with some head-focused offense and your standard cheating tactics. Johnny even grabs an abdominal stretch and uses AA's hand for leverage. They manage to hide it from the ref a few times, but they finally get caught. The ref kicks their hands apart, and EOM hip tosses JA to break. Eric tries for one more flurry before making the tag, running to the ropes, but gets low bridged by AA, who hops off the apron and lays into EOM with a series of closed fists. LD charges around the ring, and another brawl breaks out, and LD and AA go into the crowd trading punches. Eric gets back in the ring, and Johnny waits for him and looks for the Adrenaline Rush. But EOM blocks it, and then suplexes Johnny over the top rope to the floor, as LD finally makes it back to ringside, having sent AA into the ring post. EOM crawls over for the tag, but AA comes to and pulls LD off the apron. They fight again, and LD goes for the DDT on the floor. Johnny is over to break that up though, and goes back into the ring, where this time, it's EOM waiting on him, and Johnny turns around right into a missile dropkick. One... two... but Johnny kicks out. AA gets back to his corner, and JA tags out. EOM looks for a tag again, but AA drags him back by a leg. EOM looks for the enziguri again, but AA's looking for it this time and ducks. What he's not looking for is the mule kick that follows, right to the gut and EOM gets the tag. Williams is in knocking down everything that moves. AA goes down. Johnny's in, and he goes down. Snap suplex for AA. Swinging neck breaker for JA. LD clotheslines AA over the top and to the floor. German suplex for JA. AA looks to get back in, but LD baseball slides him. LD turns around and Johnny's there with a kick, but Williams counters that with a dragon screw, and looks for the STF, AA trips him up from the floor though. LD gets to his feet and jaws with AA, and JA charges from behind. Williams senses it though, and sidesteps JA, tossing him over the top onto AA. LD follows to the floor with a double axe handle. However, as LD gets to his feet, it's 2 on 1. And AA and JA pound away. However, EOM comes flying out of nowhere with a somersault plancha onto the pile, drawing a "Holy Shit" chant from the crowd. Eventually, all four men get to their feet and a big brawl ensues in the aisle. Nobody's been paying attention to the ref, who is counting... nine... ten. And everyone is counted out. WINNER – Double Count out in 18:02
Ross: Well, all four men are counted out, and I STILL don’t think a single one has noticed! Razz: Man they are gonna brawl all night! Wait, here comes security, LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! Ross: Umm Razz? Razz: Hey it is a good fight! Let em go and settle it. Ross: Well good news for you, at the Territorial Beatings PPV, a match has just been signed, a steel cage tag team match, LD Williams and Eric O’Mac versus Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline! Razz: SWEET! That will be something special! Ross: Speaking of something special, next up we have a match between Donovan Viper, and certainly one of my favorite, Chris Alt. Razz: Alt has been in a bit of a funk lately, let’s see if he can turn it around. And, this is a chance for Viper to elevate himself and get that title shot he has been going on about Ross: a lot riding on this match, let’s see what happens.
CHRIS ALT vs. DONOVAN VIPER
Alt and Viper circle each other warily. Viper reaches in and slaps Alt in the side of the head a few times, Alt responds with a hard knife edge chop that sends Viper staggering backward a few steps. Viper charges and the two lock up, Viper tries a hip toss, but Alt reverses it into a back slide that gets a two count. Viper kicks out at two and springs to his feet, he tries a clothesline, but Alt ducks and rolls DV up from behind. Once again Viper springs to his feet, when he does he is met by an Alt drop kick that sends him out of the ring. Alt pauses for a moment then sails over the top rope and lands on top of Viper, sending him sprawling up the ramp. The two exchange shots outside for a few minutes before both heading back to the ring. Inside the ring, Viper scoops Alt up and tries a slam, but Alt holds on and gets another two count. The action continues like this for a few minutes, Alt keeps Viper frustrated by countering everything he tries into a pinning combo. Finally Alt whips Viper to the ropes and catches him with a high back body drop. Viper hits the mat and immediately reaches into his boot and pulls out a chain. Viper gets to his feet and moves to hit Alt with it, but the ref stops him and takes the chain away threatening him with immediate DQ. The ref grabs the chain and tosses it toward the corner. Viper, now furious because of the ref’s interference, turns toward Alt and Alt nearly splits him in half with a spear. Alt jumps to his feet and waits for Viper to get to his knees, when he does Alt unleashes a drop kick to Viper’s face that bends him over backward. Alt pounces on Donovan and gets a two count. Viper gets to his knees once again, Alt tries to pull him to his feet, but DV nails Alt with a low blow. With Alt doubled over in pain, DV takes over pulling Alt up in a vertical suplex, then dropping him stomach first on the top rope, then bounding off the opposite ropes and connecting with a high knee to the side of Alt’s head knocking him to the floor. Viper takes over, but cannot get the pin on Alt. After several frustrating minutes Viper tries to whip Alt to the corner but Alt reverses it DV slams into the corner and notices the chain the ref threw lying by his feet, Alt charges into the corner for a stinger splash, but Viper is able to grab the chain just in time and slam it into Alt’s face just as he connects. Viper drops the chain, Alt staggers backward out of the ring, blood flowing down his face. The ref didn’t see anything because Alt blocked his view. Viper pulls Alt toward him, kicks him in the midsection and lifts him for a pile driver in the corner. Viper carefully positions himself right above the coiled up chain, and drops Alt head first on the chain, opening another bloody gash on top of his head. Careful to keep it hidden from the ref, Viper shoves the chain out of the ring, makes the cover – being sure to put his feet on the ropes for leverage – and gets a tainted three count. WINNER in 18:59 Donovan Viper
Ross: Well isn’t that nice, I am sure Viper is quite pleased with himself right about now, he stole that match, that certainly seems to be a theme of the evening. Razz: Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, it’s nothing personal, Viper saw an opening and took advantage of it, maybe if Alt did that a little more often he would be the world champion by now. Beside neither man could possibly have been 100% tonight after those attacks the other day. Ross: And I am sure if he gets the chance Donovan Viper will thank Niles Anderson for that. Next up we have an Onslaught Championship defense by Thim Reynolds against Uncle Entity. Razz: Thim has had a death grip on the title since he won it from Capellan, and that new finisher! Man once he hits that, it’s just LIGHTS OUT! Ross: Something seems a little suspicious about that finisher, but I don’t know what. Let’s see if he can retain his title tonight.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. UNCLE ENTITY
As the bell rings to start the match Thim is still standing on the second rope, grin spread across his face showing off his title. Uncle Entity looks at the ref who just shrugs and points out that the bell has rung and the match is underway so Uncle walks over and yanks Thim off the ropes and onto the canvas, quickly following up with a couple of elbow drops. Thim starts to make it back to his feet as Uncle Entity runs the ropes and takes Thim back down with a running knee to the head, drawing blood from the temple - we're only a couple of minutes into the match and the champion looks like he's in big trouble already. As Thim starts to rise Uncle Entity drops another elbow straight into the small of Thim's back. Uncle Entity helps Thim to his feet and puts him straight back down again with a scoop slam. Uncle Entity runs the ropes again and goes for a leg-drop but by the time he gets there Thim has barely managed to roll out of the ring. Thim waits until the 8 count before starting to climb back into the ring and Uncle Entity grabs him to throw him back into the ring but Thim grabs Uncle Entity round the head and hot shots him on the top rope. As Uncle Entity staggers back Thim climbs into the ring, takes a bounce off the ropes and hits Uncle Entity with a stiff clothesline. Thim quickly follows up with one, two, three knees straight into the side of his neck. Uncle Entity is curled in pain clutching his neck on the mat. Thim reaches down and picks Uncle Entity up off the mat and whips him into the corner of the ring. As Thim runs in to follow up with a clothesline Uncle Entity bursts back out of the corner and hits a spear on Thim the practically cuts him in half!! Unfortunately the knees to the neck of Uncle Entity are still causing problems and Uncle Entity takes just as long to get back to his feet as Thim does. The pair lock up in the middle of the ring and after a couple of switches Thim manages to get behind Uncle Entity and drops him with a hangman's neck-breaker. This is all becoming too much for Uncle Entity who is grabbing his neck in agony and seems to be shaking his arm trying to get some feeling back in it. Seeing Uncle Entity's pain Thim moves straight into The Adjustment. With it locked in in the center of the ring Uncle Entity has no chance to get to the ropes and actually seems to pass out before he is able to tap out. WINNER in 15:01 Thim Reynolds
After the bell rings Thim’s fetches his belt and climbs back into the ring. As Uncle Entity begins to climb to his feet Thim slaps him around the face and back down to the mat. Thim falls to his knees and shoves the title belt into Uncle Entity’s face and screams at him. After 30 seconds or so of this Thim rolls back out of the ring, brushes him self down and begins to celebrate with his belt held high.
Razz: Well Thim wins again, that finisher is just lethal! Ross: A little too lethal if you ask me, something is up. Razz: Why are you always so suspicious of everyone? Ross: Thim Reynolds is a great athlete, one of the greatest submission wrestlers I have ever seen, there just seems to be something odd about the way that move knocks people out so quickly. Razz: Well until you have proof, all you have is accusations. Ross: How very astute of you. One thing for certain, what started out as a friendly challenge last week has quickly escalated to a full blood feud. The Team From Down Under and Capslock and Stank should be one hell of a brutal match.
FF CAPSLOCK & STANK vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER (w/Wally B. King)
GB and FFC start and FFC quickly exerts his strength advantage by shoving GB out of a lock up. GB smiles, teases a second lock up and kicks FFC in the knee twice before hammering his with some stiff punches. Irish whip countered, but GB ducks the big boot attempt and staggers FFC with a clothesline. GB runs the ropes again, ducks FFC’s wild swing and hits a low drop kick that brings FFC to one knee, allowing his second clothesline to topple the larger man over. OBJ tagged in and the partners criss cross the ring before a GB shoulder block from behind combines with an OBJ shoulder tackle to get a two count. OBJ stomps the leg a few times before dragging FFC to the ropes and using them to his advantage. When the ref admonishes, GB drops from the apron and literally hangs from FFC’s leg with all his weight. OBJ pulls FFC to his feet, but FFC fires back with rights and lefts before OBJ stomps the knee. OBJ’s follow up is not as successful as he gets power slammed out of his boots. FFC with the slow crawl, but OBJ scissors the leg and stretches out for GB. GB in with the sling shot leg drop across the injured leg. A few more leg related attacks lead to a figure four attempt that FFC manages to turn into a small package for 2. He hobbles away and makes the tag, but the ref is distracted by GB. As the ref tries to reason with Stank OBJ and GB destroy an equally upset FFC with a CALL OF THE WILD~!!! Stank breaks up the cover and all hell breaks loose as he lays into both men with heavy rights and clotheslines. He manages to whip both men into the corner and avalanche them as well as nearly breaks GB’s neck with a STANK U~!!! before leaving the ring. FFC drapes an arm for the cover, but GB rolls the shoulder at the last moment. From there, they slug it out, FFC taking more than giving, but still managing to stand on wobbly legs and manages to put GB down with a well timed head butt. GB rakes the eyes when FFC bends down to get him, and he stumbles towards the ropes. GB charges, but FFC elevates him to the outside. GB lands on the apron however, but FFC boots him off. This allows OBJ to clothesline FFC out. Stank immediately takes himself and OBJ out of the ring with a crazy ass Foley clothesline. All four men brawl around the outside bloody and battered. Jack and Gator have their backs to the ring; Capslock and Stank have their backs to the ramp. As the ref nears the ten count, 3Piece Set come out to the top of the ramp with mics
Ax: Well, well, well, hey Cole look what we have here. We have before us one team that are cowardly little bitches that couldn’t beat us again on their best day and our worst, and then there’s Outback Jack and GatorBait.
Cole : The Team From Down Under, and a couple of fat bitches who got lucky to take the straps off of us. Ax, this is just sad, is this what passes for the tag team division anymore? A couple of also ran teams who couldn’t beat us clean in the ring.
<the fans boo like hell at 3PS comments>
Ax: You Canadian idiots can boo all you want, I understand why you are upset, you are so used to cheering for shitty teams that you just don’t know any better.
Cole: The Rogeaus, the British Bulldogs, those lousy stinkin Harts….
Ax: The Canadiens, the Maple Leafs, hell we could go on for hours, face it, Canada is just FULL of losers…
Right about now Capslock and Stank have had about enough and move toward 3Piece Set.
As Capslock and Stank charge toward 3Piece Set, Jack and Gator are about to follow when Wally B. King stops them and motions toward the ring. Jack and Gator move toward the ring and wait inside. 3Piece Set disappear to the back once Capslock and Stank get to the top of the ramp, inside the ring the ref is counting. Capslock and Stank turn and realize what is going on, but cannot get back in time and get counted out. WINNERS by count out in 15:33 Outback Jack & GatorBait
Ross: Where do you even start with this match? Nothing was settled between Jack and Gator and Capslock and Stank, now you throw 3Piece Set into the fray and you have a recipe for one hellacious brawl Razz: That will be something, I just hope it all ends in another one of those barbed wire cage matches! Ross: You are a sick individual Razz, do you know that? Razz: So I’ve been told. Anyway, up next, the quietest Intercontinental Champion of all time, Blackdragon, defends his title against Corax. These two certainly have a history going all the way back to the days when they were both in tag teams. Ross: Their past has been well covered; they have to be supremely familiar with each others styles. Their matches have been classic, I expect more of that from them tonight.
BLACKDRAGON vs. CORAX
A cautious lockup to start and BD gets a takedown and looks for the Dragon Lock early. Corax slips out and gets to the ropes. BD takes him down again, but Corax counters with a head scissors, and BD counters that by lifting him up power bomb style and dumping him over the top to the floor. Corax shakes the cobwebs and climbs back on the apron, then looks for something, spring boarding in. BD ducks out of the way, but Corax lands on his feet, goes for a blind back kick, but BD catches the leg and goes for the Dragon Lock again. This time, Corax goes to the eyes to break, then follows up with a running knee lift that sends BD thru the ropes and hard into the guardrail. Corax swoops in for the kill, rolling BD back in halfway, then dropping a leg across BD's exposed neck hanging off the apron. Corax stomps away, then ties BD up in the ropes. Ref has to break, then has trouble freeing BD, allowing Corax to get a nasty kick to the head, drawing blood hard way from the champion. Corax works a bow and arrow lock, and BD manages to slip out, somehow getting a Northern Lights suplex out of it for a two count. Corax sweeps BD down again, and tries for an Octopus, but BD counters to the DKO Drop instead, but Corax grabs the rope for mercy. BD lets go, then follows up, but Corax won't let go of the rope. The ref goes to break, and Corax gets a low blow in behind the ref's back. Corax goes to the top and hits a guillotine leg drop. One... two... and BD is out at the last moment. Corax drags BD to the corner and puts him in the tree of woe. Corax gets some kicks in, and the ref again, can't free BD. Corax goes for a baseball slide, but BD frees himself and flips down, kicking Corax right in the face. Dragon goes to the top and looks for the moonsault, but Corax moves... and Dragon lands on his feet. Corax turns around into the DKO DROP~! However, Corax's legs nail the ref on the way around and there's nobody to count. Dragon goes to wake the ref. Corax gets to his feet and dropkicks BD into the turnbuckle, and on the rebound, drops BD with an inverted DDT. Corax rolls to the floor and grabs a chair, rolls in and sets it on Dragon's face. Corax goes to the top, but before he can do anything, a masked man hits the ring and calmly picks the chair up and goes to walk out. Corax hops off the top and confronts him. They exchange words and fight over the chair. The masked man yanks the chair away and tosses it to the floor. Corax shoves the masked man, who shoves Corax back... right into the DKO DROP~! The masked man leaves the ring, the ref comes around, and the champion makes the cover. Corax ain't kicking out of two DKO Drops, and Dragon gets the pin. WINNER in 14:10 and still Intercontinental Champion, Blackdragon
After the bell rings and Dragon leaves the ring, the masked man rolls in, chair in hand. He sets the chair on Corax's head, goes to the top, and comes off with a guillotine leg drop of his own, ON THE CHAIR! The crowd is in a shocked awe, not quite sure how to react, and the masked man kicks the chair out of the ring and calmly leaves.
Ross: What the… who IS that masked man? Is he in cahoots with Blackdragon? Is it just coincidence? What is going on? Razz: Come on Ross you have to know who that masked man is! It’s none other than LI! Ross: LI? Why the hell would he be back? Razz: I dunno, he just asked me to get his name on the air. That’s fifty American LI! Ross: Well they still have some issues to settle, as do those in our next match. Microplay has finally worked his way back to the top and gets another shot at the World title, much like Donovan Viper, he desperately wants to be a two time World Champion, he gets his chance tonight!
NILES ANDERSON vs. MICROPLAY
Microplay takes Anderson down with an arm drag as they start of with a bit of mat wrestling. Anderson overpowers him and they do more mat wrestling, reversing arm locks as the crowd gives mild applause. Criss-cross and Microplay gets pressed and head scissored. Dropkick puts Microplay on the floor. He is in front of Dragon who holds up his hands as Niles hits a clothesline on the outside. Back in the ring Niles goes for a suplex, but Microplay counters and gets a snap suplex for two. Niles bails and regroups, only to get taunted by Dragon. Back in, Microplay misses a clothesline and Niles starts chopping, and Microplay comes back with chops of his own. Microplay goes to bail again, but stops short on the apron when he sees Dragon stand. Niles takes advantage of this and suplexes Micro back in for two. Backup and a rollup by Niles gets two. He locks on a headlock, and grinds it in. Microplay chops his way out of it, but Niles goes back to it, and switches to a reverse DDT. Dropkick misses, however, and Microplay is chopping again. Knee drop to Niles leg and Microplay locks on a leg lock. Niles fights and manages to get to the ropes. Micro gets a back body drop, but his pile driver attempt is blocked. Niles is using the ropes to pull himself up, and Micro sends both men to the outside with a spear! The start to toss rights at ringside as Canadian Dragon stands up. this gets the ref's attention and allows Microplay to take advantage with a low blow. He drags Niles back into the ring and locks on a figure four. The ref checks on Niles letting Microplay grab the bottom rope for leverage. He has to let go though as the ref moves to make sure his shoulders aren't down. Niles raises the arm and starts to fight out of it and manages to reverse the hold, leaving Microplay no choice but to let go. Niles gets a suplex, but his knee buckles and Microplay gets two. Small package from Microplay gets two, and a schoolboy rollup gets an even longer two count. Microplay is getting frustrated. He goes for a suplex, but Niles reverses to the Steed DDT! He doesn't cover right away, and when he does Microplay manages to kick out! This doesn't sit well with AA and Beast as they both come through the entrance way. The ref sees them and cuts them off, but while the ref is gone Niles sneaks outside to grab the OOWF title belt. He swings at Microplay, but he ducks and Microplay DDTs Niles on the belt! AA tries to make the save but the ref again cuts him off. Microplay goes to the top but gets pushed off by Canadian Dragon. He picks up Micro and nails him with the Canadian Destroyer! The crowd chants holy shit as he picks up Niles and gives him the Destroyer as well! The ref sees both men down and Dragon standing in the ring and calls for the bell as this match ends in a no contest! Dragon picks up the OOWF Title and holds it up as the crowd goes nuts! WINNER – No Contest in 22:27
Razz: What the hell is Dragon doing? He cost both men the match! Ross: I had a feeling this would happen, I know Dragon being at ringside would be trouble. I have a feeling we will be hearing a whole lot about this during the week, Niles and Microplay will NOT be happy Razz: And who can blame them! Dragon cost them both the match, Micro could have won that match! Ross: Folks, that’s all the time we…..wait, what is that? Razz: That’s Hardbody Harris’ music! Ross: He’s not even supposed to be here tonight, what’s going on?
*Hardbody Harris’ music hits, and The Supremely Awesome One heads out to a chorus of mixed reactions. The crowd obviously is unsure of Harris at this point. On his way to the ring Hardbody sees a little kid holding a sign that says, “COME BACK ANTOINE CUTTER!” Harris walks over, looks tenderly at the sign, and then rips it up and shoves it in his pants. The crowd is aghast. Harris finally makes his way between the ropes.*
HH: I do have to apologize. I’ve felt a little...beastly as of late.
*With this, HH rolls around on the mat, laughing at his own joke. He gets up and continues to slap his thighs in uproarious laughter, and tears fall from his face. He can barely breath, but he regains composure and continues.*
HH: Phew! That was a good’n. Anyway, That sexy, sexy opponent of mine, Beast, has really been kicking my ass as of late. He’s winning matches, while I’ve been stinking up the joint. I mean, P-U! *pinches nose* And the reason I’ve been doing so poorly is because...I’ve had something else on my mind. I have something I need to get off my chest, and there’s somebody that’s been waiting a long time to hear this. So, Donovan Viper, could you come out to the ring please?
*Almost immediately, Donovan’s music fires up and he has a little pep in his step as he makes his way down the ramp. Viper, not normally a smiling man, is all pearly whites as he slides beneath the ropes and skips his way to the center of the ring, within 2 feet of Hardbody. He waits.*
HH: Now, Viper, you and I have been through a lot. Many matches, many wars, you even sent me out of the OOWF for a while when I couldn’t win the title from you. But it wasn’t the loss that made me walk out...it was you. You see, I’ve been watching you awhile, and maybe you’ve been watching me too. You may have noticed my kung fu shoes...
*Viper nods his head*
HH: You’ve probably seen my chiseled abs...
*Viper nods even more enthusiastically*
HH: You’ve been close enough to me to inhale my rugged, Brut mature scent...
*Viper blushes and admits that yes, he has. Hardbody draws nearer*
HH: You know I have a way with words, and what I can do with my mouth...
*Viper and Hardbody lean in closer to each other as the crowd gasps. They’re in inch apart, moving ever so closer, breathing hard into the microphone; their eyes are closed when...BEAST’S MUSIC totally ruins the mood as he rushes to the ring. He’s down there in a flash, and Viper retreats to the corner and holds the ropes as he, for some reason, is breathless. Beast snatches a microphone from someone around the ring and gets right up in Harris’ face.*
Beast: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH! Not that there’s anything WRONG with this, but this is a little too much. We’ve been killing and embarrassing each other the better part of 3 months now. I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of it. I don’t feel comfortable in this skin; I’m not where I belong. So, this Sunday at Territorial Beatings, we’re putting an end to it all. I don’t know exactly how, but all this is DONE! You hear me? It’s all done. We’ll all finally see that Hardbody Harris IS the true #1 SUPERIOR WRESTLER IN THE OOWF, one way or another.
*Meanwhile, Viper awkwardly tries to slink away through the ropes. Beast stops him, slaps his ass, and says “I’ll see you later, champ.” Viper leaves, and now Hardbody has a mic.*
HH: That was real cute. Well, you know what? This charade is over for me too. I can’t wait for the PPV, because THE BEAST will be proven the SUPERIOR WRESTLER, once and for all.
*With that, GM The Rick interrupts and gets right to the point*
GmtR: Okay, you’ve talked, talked, and talked enough in this segment. I don’t know what your deal is, but I need a little more action. Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline have wanted a piece of both of you for awhile, since you’ve been acting so strange, so, Beast and Hardbody, you’re a team...RIGHT NOW!
*Hardbody and Beast look warily at each other as Attitude and Adrenaline hit the ring. Tag Team competition begins...NOW!
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