OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From the National Guard Armory, Washington DC
TEXPRESS vs. STEPHEN THEISMANN & JOE STRASBURGIn the ring already are Stephen Theismann & Joe Strasburg, The DC Express. They are the Northern Virginia Super Middleweight Tag Team Champions and draw a pretty nice reaction from the crowd. But nothing like the eruption when [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw
]"God Blessed Texas"[/url] sounds through the speakers. Chad and Zane stand at the stage, soaking in the crowd. Chad has a microphone.
Chad: Thank you! It is great to be back home again, where people talk normal and the girls are oh so FINE! (Loud Cheap Pop from the squealing ladies section) Not only are we back in AMERICA! Texpress is back together and ready to BRING DOWN THE HOUSE! Then both men kneel and kiss the ground. Apparently, they’re really happy to be back in the States. They head to ringside high-fiving the fans along the way.
Chad starts us off with Joe, the slightly larger of the two. Collar and elbow tie up. Chad backs him into the corner and gives him a clean break. Joe responds with a swift kick to the gut and sends Chad into the ropes, and hits a hip toss. Chad pops back up and catches Strasburg with a Deep Steamboat Arm drag. Joe is up quickly and runs into ANOTHER Arm drag. Chad locks in the arm bar and Joe struggles to his feet. He turns it into a hammerlock, then snaps off a release German Suplex. Joe tumbles across the mat into his corner, where Theismann tags in.
They square off for a lockup, but Stephen just rears back and pops Chad with a forearm shot. Chad responds with a CHOP WHOOOOOO! Forearm from Stephen CHOP WHOOOOO! from Chad. Another forearm, Chad recoils to the ropes and springs off with a Flying Burrito. Chad kips up and tags in Zane. Zane bull rushes Theismann and hits a Mafia Kick. He whips Stephen into the ropes and catches him… Gorilla Pres Slam! Stephen struggles to his corner as Zane crouches and beckons Joe to come on in. Strasburg complies and gets a huge Spine buster for his troubles. Myers pulls his man up….. HIGH DELAY VERTICAL SUPLEX! Pop the hips and quickly up for a GORDBUSTER! Quickly up again and it’s the SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Joe just got his education from Suplex School. Zane lifts him to his feet and on his shoulders.. Torture Rack! HE heads for his corner, where Chad makes the tag and scales the turnbuckles… DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS… NOBODY HOME! Theismann spears Zane seconds before Chad connects and sends all four men crashing to the mat.
Stephen is up first, and starts to stomp away on Zane. After a little taunting he signals for the Capital Crusher! He waits for Zane to get to his feet, when suddenly he gets Dropkicked from behind and goes sailing over the ropes! Chad Madison is back on his feet! Dropkick to Strasburg! Theismann back in the ring for his second Dropkick! Strasburg eats a second one as well. Theismann tries to come at Chad from behind, but gets clotheslined over the ropes by Myers! Strasburg on his feet.. Chad Dropkicks him right into Zane! Zane loads him up.. Electric Chair Position as Chad scrambles to the top rope… DROPKICK DEVICE! Chad makes the academic cover and 1.2.3 later, we have our winners.
WINNERS; in 5:02 The Texpress!
Chad & Zane celebrate momentarily, but it is cut short by
Music Bryce Larson & Eric O’Mac stroll on stage holding Microphones of their own.
Eric: You know what Bryce, I’m GLAD Texpress is back. It would be a shame for them to miss our coronation.
Bryce: (Very Tongue in Cheek) What Coronation is That?
Eric: Our Coronation later this month as the GREATEST TAG TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE OOWF! Once the final week of July has passed, The Brass Knuckle Kings will have passed a couple of nobodies names Phantos & Lucios as the Longest Reigning OOWF Tag Team Champions
Bryce: And the great thing is? Since you know, you’re not going to be doing anything but jerking the curtain from now on, You’ll have to sit back and watch, knowing full well there is NOTHING you can do about it.Both men break out in laughter and head backstage, leaving a furious Texpress in the ring
DH MAGNUSSON vs. CC SCOTTDH Magnusson comes to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. He's close enough to Freehold NJ that some of the hometown crowd made the long drive to get there. He runs the ropes while he awaits newcomer CC Scott's entrance. Scott enters to polite applause, as he's still an unknown quantity. He's been quiet since his first week here. Anyway, they get in there and Fall Rivers Own Angelo Barros calls for the bell.
We start with your standard big-guy lock up, as they both test the strength of the other. Push, shove, growling...all the standard stuff. The both break free apparently, and DH applauds the youngster's moxie, or something like that. CC Scott is not impressed and quickly attacks, with a flurry of punches and chops that drives DH into the corner. Barros calls for the break, but CC Scott uses every bit of his 5-count. He pulls back finally, and DH is not please, hitting him with a big slap that sends him flying toward the corner. He turns back around right into DH's big boot. Scott goes down, holding his jaw, and DH goes for the pin, one, two...no way Scott is getting pinned this early. He kicks out, and both men get to their feet. They start throwing haymakers one after the other, and we have a big ol' hockey fight going. There's an indie wanker contingent in the crowd who start yelling "Yay" when DH punches and "Boo" when CC SCott punches. This goes on until a group of people wearing 'Punshouse Chat' t-shirts beat them unconscious. The crowd goes wild for this, and DH and CC Scott join them in appreciation.
DH and CC turn to one another in the ring to discuss how awesome that was, and then suddenly realize they are technically NOT the audience, but the entertainment. This dawns on both of them at the same time, but Scott is a little quicker and grabs DH's arm, whipping him into the ropes. DH comes flying out low, and Scott sidesteps him. DH bounces off the far ropes and Scott hits a uranage! He pins DH one, two..NO! DH gets his shoulder up. Scott pulls DH to his feet, and flips him up for the first part of his finisher the Russian-Canadian Immigration Issue. He starts for the Spinebuster portion, but DH counters and pushes himself off, falling backward accidentally into referee Barros! DH's size and Barros's proximity to the ring post are a lethal combination. Barros falls to the ground, in an instant coma. DH turns to check on him, when Scott comes up behind him with a bear hug. Enraged, DH backs straight into the other ring posts, causing Scott to let go. DH turns and grabs him, raising him up into a military press.
Magnusson throws Scott out of the ring over the top ropes. He raises both fists triumphantly as Scott rolls toward the apron. DH goes over to check on Barros who is temporarily comatose. Scott gets slowly to his feet, and slides into his ring with...a LOGGING CHAIN! Who puts this stuff under the ring? He whips it at DH, who dodges back once, twice....then the third time, Scott is even less lucky, as DH allows the chain to wrap around his arm. He pulls Scott into a close-line, but he doesn't let go of the chain either. Meanwhile, Barros is coming out of his coma, and gets to his feet, wiping the cobwebs from his eyes. He looks and sees both men with the logging chain, and comments on how that's not appropriate. Both men insist the other one brought it into the ring, and rather than play he said/he said, Barros calls for the bell, disqualifying them both.
WINNER – Double Disqualification in 5:05
FIREWOMAN vs. JW WESTGAARD“When They Come For Me” by Linkin Park plays over the PA System as JW Westgaard emerges to a big pop. He looks reluctant to come out, and walks up the stairs to the ring with much grumbling, stretching as he waits for Firewoman’s arrival. Firewoman is out through the curtain next, keeping her fan-pander to a minimum as she surveys Westgaard carefully. Firewoman walks up the stairs deliberately and glides through the ropes. Westgaard extends a friendly hand, which Fire looks at and suddenly takes tightly. As she moves in, JWW just smiles and shakes, and she smiles back. The bell rings, and this match is…beginning?
JW waves “bye bye” and walks toward the ropes to leave. Firewoman spins him around, and prompts him to fight. JWW just smiles and shakes his head. Firewoman throws a slap to the side of the head, and another, but Westgaard puts his arms up to block. Firewoman lets fly with a real haymaker, but Westgaard catches the swing and puts Fire in a hammerlock. Fire elbows back into JWW’s face, but he doesn’t respond. Eventually, Fire breaks the hammerlock, swing her leg up for a kick, JWW ducks. A chop, also ducked.
Firewoman, annoyed, sweeps Westgaard's legs out from under him, and he falls back. Fire puts the boots to Westgaard, who pulls her foot out from under her--but simply pushes off, rather than twisting or yanking. JWW rolls to create distance as Fire charges forward--Westgaard jumps to the side and Firewoman goes shoulder-first into the turnbuckle post just like every wrestler ever all the time. Unlike some wrestlers, Firewoman chooses to sell it, and JW Westgaard ducks under for a schoolboy rollup. The crafty veteran gets two before Fire kicks out. Fire attempts a low kick on Westgaard, but the mobile Minnesotan nimbly leaps away.
Fire and Westgaard circle for a moment, Fire broadly sizing up the height differential. She charges forward, adjusting on the sidestep to bring Westgaard's head down into a Codebreaker! JWW flops back, and Firewoman hooks the leg and goes for the cover. 1-2-no! JWW moves into small package: 1-2-Fire kicks out, JWW lays flat. Fire, surprised, pulls a mostly-limp JWW in for a DDT--he pushes her into the ropes, and pushes her toward the opposite ones. Firewoman flips forward and back for a springboard elbow, but JWW dodges and Fire lands flat. JWW jumps down for a neutralizing hold.
JWW has Fire in the front facelock…Fire hooks under the leg, Fisherman’s Suplex to JWW! Good for a two-count before the veteran powers out. Firewoman slithers backward, stomps the foot as JWW rises….SUPERKICK out of the corner! J-Dub-Dub is out on his feet. Fire hops up to the tope rope, looks back…Best Firesault Evar to a standing Westgaard! Westgaard is crumpled up, and Fire hooks the leg...One, two, three!
Winner in 5:42…Firewoman!
Firewoman has her arm raised by the referee, as JWW slowly rises to get his bearings. Westgaard, shaking off the cobwebs, extends a hand to Firewoman, which she takes and shakes to cheers. Wait, there’s a masked man in the ring! He hits Westgaard with a running knee to the back, sending him out of the ring. The masked man rolls out of the ring, and runs Westgaard’s head into the ringpost. Westgaard’s out cold! What the hell? Firewoman spins the masked man around and starts to throw a punch. But the masked man blocks it, then points at Fire and points to the back. It looks like the masked man has an agenda with Westgaard, and doesn’t want anyone to get involved. Again, the masked man points Fire to the back. Fire starts to back away, but with obvious disgust. Fire turns away, and the masked man turns toward Westgaard—then turns back and nails FIRE with a running knee to the back! Fire bounces off the retaining wall. The masked man grabs Fire, tosses her into the stands, then hops the barrier. What the hell? The masked man slams Fire into a chair, clearing out a row of fans. He grabs a chair and smashes it hard into Fire’s head. Fire’s down! The masked man wraps the chair around Fire’s leg, then vaults up on the retaining wall. A flying knee drop off the wall onto the chair-wrapped leg. That could have broke Fire’s leg! Fire’s trying to pull the chair off her leg, but the masked man fires a couple punches to the head, then grabs the chair-wrap leg. Chair-wrapped Figure-Four!!!! That must be painful! Fire’s screaming for help. Where is anyone anyway? And who is this person? Finally, Westgaard makes his way over the railing, and the masked man beats a hasty retreat through the crowd.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. MATT FOLZDue to technical difficulties, this match couldn’t be sent at the moment. The match is back and forth, but Davin is clearly not in ring shape and Folz takes advantage of this, working various injured body parts and eventually catching Davin with an Olympic slam when he tried a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER to get the three count.
NIGHT MARCHERS vs. DRINK & DESTROYThe Night Marchers are out first, accompanied by Noelani, entering the DC arena to a mixed reaction. Noelani gestures broadly for them to enter the ring ahead of her, and Kai and Aina follow, silently, unquestioningly, filing into the ring as softly as the faintest of shadows. However, the cadence is broken by the tune of “Alcohaulin’ Ass,” as Outback Jack and “Dynamite” Danny Taylor emerge from the back, with “Dashing” Victor Dinero waving the metaphorical towel as the crowd rallies up for Drink and Destroy. OBJ climbs the turnbuckle and salutes the crowd while DDT merely stares down the opponents in preparation for the match. Referee Angelo Barros calls for opening men, with Kai coming in against DDT. Kai gets the best of the big man with a sucker punch, and beats him down to the mat with sharp kicks to the side. He continues the attack with stomps and kicks, rolling DDT to the corner and choking him against the ropes. Kai swings himself up on the rope and comes down with a double stomp on Taylor’s chest. He pulls the bigger man to his feet and throws him to the ropes. However, Taylor catches an attempted leg lariat, and muscles Kai into a T-bone suplex.
Barros takes advantage of the separation to try to regain order, but Kai charges and DDT clotheslines him down hard. Up again and down again. Kai sneaks a blind tag to Aina as he rises up for the third, DDT clotheslining Kai down but swiftly eating a dropkick from the brother. DDT doesn’t go down, however, and a quick spin allows him to dodge a second dropkick attempt. Aina lands safely though, and chops at the knee of Taylor with a side kick. Aina gets the advantage and staggers Taylor, then scoops the arm and arm drags him down. He comes off the ropes and drives an elbow into DDT’s throat, then rolls him over and stomps on the back of his neck. Aina squats over DDT and locks him into a Camel Clutch. DDT refuses to submit, rising up with Aina on back and starts dragging himself to the ropes. DDT gets the tag to OBJ, who quickly climbs to the top and takes down Aina with a flying forearm just as Aina releases the hold. Jack is grounding and pounding, when Aina growls and head butts Jack right in the jaw, stunning him enough for Aina to pieface him off.
Aina and OBJ forego the lock up as they rise and just start throwing punches. Jack has a slight advantage, but Aina is relentless, and he drives the big man back towards the ropes. Jack gets to his feet and reverses a running splash attempt, ole’ing Aina straiht into the turnbuckle post. Spinning neckbreaker out of the corner takes Aina down, good for two on the count by OBJ. OBJ forces the shoulder down again, but Kai pulls his legs up and around for a cross armbreaker! OBJ is trapped in the middle of the ring, nowhere to go! OBJ tries to pull himself up, nearly dragging Aina along with him—Aina breaks the hold and straight kicks OBJ in the face, knocking him back on his back. Aina hooks the leg and goes for the cover, good for two. Aina pulls up OBJ and goes for another straight punch, but OBJ rocks Aina with a couple stiff shots of his own. Aina stumbles into the corner…did Kai sneak a tag? OBJ drops Aina with an atomic drop, falling to one knee and stumbling before moving toward DDT. Aina quickly runs up, jumping off OBJ’s back and dropkicking Taylor off of the apron!
Jack grabs Aina around the neck and drops him with a hard DDT—but here comes Kai! Kai did get the tag, and makes his legality felt with a Shining Wizard to the back of Outback Jack’s head! OBJ looks to be out on his feet, and Aina is up, lifting Jack…FOR PELE! Kai brings OBJ down with the hard neck breaker and goes for the cover! Taylor is trying to get in: 1…2…too late.
WINNERS in 7:22…The Night Marchers!
The Night Marchers roll out as Noelani acknowledges the win and smiles. DDT climbs in the ring, looking frustrated but trying to help OBJ up after the blindside tag, but DVD is even more frustrated outside the ring.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MAI MUYO – Onslaught Rules MatchMai is announced first and makes her way to the ring, the fans cheer her loudly and she skips to the ring slapping hands and posing for pictures. Mai flips over the top rope and lands a pose in the middle of the ring, and the fans eat it up. “Scarecrow” plays and Moose makes his way, slowly, to the ring. The fans boo him loudly, but as always, he ignores them completely and remains focused on Mai. Moose climbs into the ring, but you can see he is still not 100%. He walks to the corner and slumps to the mat. The referee calls for the bell and this one is ready to go.
Mai moves to the middle of the ring and extends her hand, from the corner, Moose just glares at her. The referee reminds him that that is the custom in Onslaught rules match. Moose shakes his head and moves to the middle of the ring and just glares at Mai, who is beaming. Moose slaps her hand in a somewhat handshake, and we are finally underway!
Moose and Mai lock up, Mai breaks the hold and grabs an arm wringer, Moose turns and NAILS her with a right cross to the jaw, right in front of the referee.
Moosehead Jack used his first referee warning. As Moose argues with the referee, Mai grabs him from behind and rolls him up for a two count. Moose kicks out just in time and gets to his feet, Mai is already on hers and catches him with a drop kick to the jaw sending him staggering back to the corner. Mai charges in and catches Moose with a spinning heel kick to the jaw. Moose staggers out of the corner and Mai springs over the top rope, climbs to the top rope and plants Moose with a bulldog! She rolls Moose over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Mai is once again quickly to her feet and she waits for Moose to get to his, she charges in and catches Moose with several forearms to the side of the head, backing Moose into the corner. Moose reaches out and rakes Mai’s eyes, stopping the onslaught. The referee sees that too, and calls for another warning.
Moosehead Jack uses his second referee warningMoose just glares at the referee, then grabs Mai by the back of the head and slams her in the face with a head butt. He looks at the referee and yells “was THAT legal?” He doesn’t wait for an answer, instead he pulls Mai to her feet and sends her to the ropes and tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Mai ducks and springs off the middle rope and takes Moose to the mat with a perfect hurracarana! The move sends Moose out of the ring to the floor. Mai gets a running start and springs over the top rope and takes Moose out. Mai is, once again, up first, and as Moose stands, she catches him with several kicks. Moose seems to be about a step behind Mai in this match. Mai rolls Moose into the ring, Moose gets to his feet as Mai is charging at him and he catches her with a boot to the side of the head, then grabs her and traps both arms and repeatedly slams her in the face with head butts. Moose either doesn’t hear the referee call for the break at five or doesn’t care. Either way, this draws Moose a final warning from the referee.
Moosehead Jack has used his final referee warning.
Moose grabs Mai and tries to pull her to her feet, but she rolls Moose up for a fast two count. Moose gets out of the hold, and to his feet, but Mai kips up and takes Moose to the mat with an arm drag, but holds onto his arm and pulls him into a TRIANGLE CHOKE! Moose snarls, and just reaches up and once again rakes the eyes to free himself from the hold! The referee is right on top of the action and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER in 7:44 – by disqualification – Mai Muyo
Mai releases the hold and rolls out of the ring and skips to the back, once again slapping hands with the fans on her way back. Moose gets to his feet and looks at the referee, incredulous. Mai stops skipping and comes back to the ring and offers a handshake to Moose. Moose is thunderstruck. He slaps Mai’s hand again, then just stands there in shock as she leaves the ring and heads to the back. After a few seconds, and the fans razzing the SHIT out of him, Moose snarls and heads to the back.
STANK vs. CHRIS EVANSOk this one is entirely on me, I thought I had sent the match to Doug, my outbox shows that I in fact did not. The match is a typical big man vs. little man match, Evans uses his speed to keep Stank off balance and get some offense in, Stank uses his strength to ground Evans and try to pound him into submission. After over twenty minutes of action, Alexander Darling wanders out to the top of the ramp distracting Stank just enough for Evans to roll him up for a three count.
EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. J-P SPARXX vs. PSYKLE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat MatchThe first man out is J.P. Sparxx, who bursts through the curtain with Jewel at his side. The crowd cheers heartily for the confident young couple as they stride to the ring. They pose, drinking in the cheers, and then Jewel heads to ringside as J.P. warms up. Psykle is out next, accompanied by IQ. They make their way to the ring to boos and catcalls, and Psykle seems to be controlling himself with difficulty. IQ gives his charge some last advice, and Psykle climbs into the ring, where Sparxx regards him warily. The crows continues its bi-polar reaction, switching back to cheers as the OOWF Onslaught Champion, El Lobo Sangriento, steps onto the stage. Lobo basks in the adoration of his wolfpack as he makes his way to the ring. He holds the Onslaught Championship high and then hands it off to referee Davis Hightower, who gives instructions to the three combatants and calls for the bell.
Three-way lock up to start. That’s different. Psykle gathers himself and shoves both opponents back. He turns and knees Sparxx in the stomach, and then grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the corner. He turns back to Lobo, and eats a dropkick. Psykle stumbles, but stays on his feet. Lobo whips Psykle into the same corner. Sparxx brings his legs up and Psykle runs face-first into his feet. Psykle staggers back, and Lobo drops him with a lungblower. He covers, but Sparxx breaks it up with an elbow before Hightower can count one.
Sparxx pulls the champion to his feet and slings him into the corner. He spares a moment to kick Psykle in the head and then follows Lobo in. Lobo darts out of the way, and Sparxx slams into the turnbuckles. Lobo pulls Sparxx back for an inverted DDT, but releases him and dodges out of the way as Psykle storms in. Psykle’s spear hits Sparxx in the back and sandwiches him into the turnbuckles - I don’t think spines are supposed to bend that way. Lobo grabs Psykle and rolls him up, but Psykle kicks out at two.
Lobo grabs Psykle as he gets to his feet and hits him in the face with a series of knees. He backs him against the ropes and sends him across the ring. He throws another dropkick but Psykle brushes this one aside. Lobo hits the mat hard, and Psykle stomps on his head. Psykle wraps his hands around Lobo’s throat and drags him to his feet, lifting him and driving him to the mat with a two-handed choke slam. He leaps high into the air and nails Lobo with a leg drop. He covers, but Lobo rolls a shoulder at two.
Psykle hauls Lobo up and hooks him for a suplex. Before he can lift him. Sparxx jumps on his back and locks on a sleeper. Psykle releases Lobo and stumbles around the ring. He reaches back and grabs Sparxx to flip him off, but Lobo sweeps his legs and Psykle crashes face-first into the mat. Lobo peels Sparxx off and tries to snap him over with a suplex, but Sparxx flips in the air and lands on his feet. Lobo turns around with a clothesline, but Sparxx ducks it and drives an elbow into his stomach. Sparxx grabs Lobo’s head and slams it into the mat with a facebuster. He sits Lobo up, goes to the ropes, and hits a diving clothesline. He rolls the champion over and covers, but Psykle pulls him off at two.
Psykle lifts Sparxx in an inverted body slam position and drives him to the mat. He sees Lobo starting to get up and goes to the ropes, slamming into the champion with a big boot. He grabs Sparxx and slings him into the corner, and then sends the champion in as well. Psykle follows them both in with an avalanche and pitches Lobo through the ropes to the floor. Sparxx throws a chop as Psykle turns back to him, and follows it up with several more. Psykle brushes them off and grabs Sparxx, muscling him onto the top rope. He stuns Sparxx with a series of forearms and climbs onto the second rope. Lobo slides back into the ring as Psykle turns to set Sparxx up for the Psycho Driver. As he hooks Sparxx’s head, Lobo leaps to the second rope as well, hooks Psykle, and drives him to the mat with a reverse Russian legsweep, causing Sparxx to be hit with the Psycho Driver at the same time. Psykle is out, and Sparxx may be dead. Lobo rolls Psykle over and hooks both legs, and Hightower counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, in 14:32, El Lobo Sangriento.
BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. REGICIDE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match‘Frontline” by Pillar blasts over the OOTron, and Regicide is out to a solid ovation. Tytan and LD Williams raise fists to amplify the fans, and storm down to the ring without a moment’s hesitation. The two take spots in the corners, stretching, staring, waiting. “Brass Knuckle Kings” tunes up next as the lights dim, and the World Tag Team Champions make their presence felt in fireworks and raised, armored fists. EOM and Bryce circle the ring, making a big show of throwing away the knuckles, before sliding into the ring from opposite ends. Regicide takes a defensive stance at first, but after a brief discussion, it looks like we'll have LD Williams starting off against Eric O’Mac for this one. Collar and elbow lockup, and Eric grabs a quick side headlock before spinning into a hammerlock on the former champ.
Quick reversal by LD, who takes it into a headlock of his own before a go behind and a drop toe hold with a float over into a front face lock. The Mac Militant quickly gets to his knees, does a twisting sit out to break the hold and grabs a quick snap mare before hooking in a chin lock. Williams turns into the chin lock and from the headlock position quickly works his way out before grabbing another hammerlock. The athletic Eric goes up and over the top with a beautiful standing back flip to reverse the hold yet again, but before he gets it locked in, Williams drops down and grabs a quick reverse single leg takedown that leaves both men tied up in the ropes. Creech in to break them up and he gets a clean break from both men, followed by a slap to the face of LD Williams by Eric O’Mac! This leaves Williams....smiling? Williams almost looks happy as he rubs his jaw.
Back to the collar and elbow, and Eric grabs for a top wristlock. Both men vying for the position in the test of strength and...And Williams drops his right hand, using to LEVEL Eric with right hook. Eric is stunned as he jumps back to feet in time for a second punch, and a third leaves the White Knight backing into his corner for the tag into Larson. Larson comes into a collar and elbow, quickly muscles Williams into the ropes, and pie faces him on the break. The attempt at a lock up is stopped by BL with a knee to the midsection, followed by a series of pounding forearms to the back of Williams, and then a whip into the ropes. Williams ducks under the clothesline, Larson does the same, and when Williams rebounds a third time he catches a knee to the small of the back by Eric!
Larson pulls Williams back into his corner and we settle in for some standard double teaming that we're going to compress for time, but Tytan doesn't help matters with his repeated attempts to get into the ring to bust it up. Williams finally catches a break when Larson lowers his head for a backdrop, but LD manages to put on the brakes just enough to convert it into a sloppy Russian Leg sweep that gives him the chance to make the HOT TAG~! to Tytan! And Tytan is a HOUSE OF FIRE! Running clothesline to Bryce Larson! Running knee lift to the incoming Eric O’Mac! Face plant to Larson! Tytan takes over on Larson with a series of lefts and rights, slipping in a choke every now and again to consternation of Creech. Whip into the ropes and a diving punch to the midsection crumples the former indie darling. Tytan scoops him up, BIG powerslam to Bryce Larson!
Eric takes the tag off of Larson rolling into the corner, and charges forward—but Tytan plants him down with the spinebuster! Tytan is feeling it as he goes into the corner as the crowd cheers. Eric rises…Tytan charges forward for a Release the Kraken spear—clocked right across the head by Eric with the brass knuckles! Tytan goes down in a heap as the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER in 6:33 by disqualification…Regicide!
Eric slides out of the ring, grabbing Bryce and the titles, storming out through the crowd aisle being protected by security as the fans throw garbage. LD Williams stews in the ring as he helps Tytan shake off the cobwebs.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchOOWF Intercontinental Champion The Crusher Stan Fulton is out first, championship belt draped over his shoulder. He ignores the crowd, which is soundly booing him, and makes his way to the ring. Fulton climbs the ring steps and stands on the apron, raising his arms. There are a few faint cheers mixed in with the boos, but if Fulton hears them, he doesn’t acknowledge it. He hands his title to a ringside attendant and stretches in his corner.
“There Can Be Only One.”
The crowd erupts as OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling steps onto the stage. He pauses to acknowledge the cheers before storming down the aisle. He slides into ring and poses, and then hands his title to an attendant and walks to the center of the ring where Crusher is waiting. Referee Davis Hightower gives them their instructions and calls for the bell, and we’re underway.
They lock up and Fulton backs Alex to the ropes. Hightower calls for the break. Fulton gives it, and then blindsides Alex with a hard right hand. He sends the World Champion to the ropes and tries for an early win with the Backcut slam, but Alex has a lot of momentum and flips past his arm, locking Fulton into an armbar and driving him to the mat. Alex cranks in the hold, but Fulton drags him to the ropes and gets the break.
Both men are up and circle. Fulton lunges and Alex dodges. He circles behind Fulton and delivers a series of kicks the leg. Fulton drops to one knee and Alex goes to the ropes and nails him with a dropkick. The big man goes down, and Alex hammers on him with forearms. He makes a cover, but Fulton powers out at one. Alex gets in a few kicks, until Fulton catches one and yanks him off his feet. Alex rolls back up, and Fulton punches him in the stomach, and then gets to his feet and slams him with a head butt. He sends Alex hard into the corner and squashes him with an avalanche. He grabs Alex as he stumbles forward and drives him to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Alex rolls a shoulder at two.
Instead of getting up, Fulton rolls out to the floor. He drags Alex out with him and whips him into the ringside barrier. He hits the world champion with a pair of elbows, and then drags him to the timekeepers table and slams his head into it. He notices Hightower’s count and rolls into the ring to break it. He rolls out again and approaches Alex, who mule kicks him in the gut. He follows up with a European uppercut and slams Fulton’s head into the table, but Fulton cuts off the rally with a thumb to the eye. He grabs Alex’s head and runs him face-first into the ringpost. Alex goes down, blood already beginning to drip from his nose, as Fulton rolls back in to break the count.
Fulton goes back out and pulls Alex to his feet, He scoops the world champion up onto his shoulder. Fulton walks up the ring steps, and it looks like he’s going to try a running power slam off the apron, but Alex shoves off his shoulder, landing on the apron while Fulton crashes to the floor. Alex tries to clear his head, and steps into the ring to break the count. Hightower restarts the count on Fulton, and when he reaches seven, Alex rolls to the outside. He slams Fulton’s head into the apron and manages to stuff the big man under the ropes into the ring. Alex slings himself over the ropes and drives an Elbow into Fulton’s throat. He makes the cover, but Fulton kicks out at two.
Alex pulls Fulton to his feet and Crusher goes with the momentum and picks Alex up and runs him hard into the corner. He pulls the world champion out for an Irish whip and then puts on the brakes and pulls him back. He levers Alex into the air and drops back, slamming Alex’s face into the ringpost. Alex bounces back, and now there’s blood flowing from his forehead as well as his nose. Fulton lurches to his feet and drives Alex to the mat with an STO. He covers, but Alex rolls a shoulder at two.
Fulton drags Alex to his feet, winds his arm, and yanks him into a clothes line. He grabs Alex by the hair and drags him to his feet. He sends him to the ropes and plants him with a Samoan drop, and you can hear Alex’s lungs deflate on landing. Fulton hangs on to Alex and rolls him up, bracing his feet for leverage, but Alex again kicks out at two. This time, Fulton gets to his knees and glares at the ref. He gets the rest of the way to his feet and pulls Alex up into a bear hug. Alex looks to be fading, but shakes his head when Hightower asks him. Alex claps his arms over Fulton’ s ears and the intercontinental champion stumbles, but he manages to hang on. Alex grabs a handful of hair and pulls Fulton’s head back, and uses the other hand to punch him repeatedly in the face. It draws a trickle of blood, but nothing compared to the river flowing down his own face. Hightower warns Alex, but the move is effective, as Fulton releases him. Alex goes to the ropes behind Fulton and Fulton pivots, planting his feet for a clothesline. Alex ducks it and goes low on the return trip, clipping Fulton’s leg and sending him to the mat.
Alex stomps on Fulton and rolls him onto his stomach. He grabs Fulton’s arms - Curbstomp! He goes to work on Fulton’s legs with kicks and stomps. He doesn’t roll him over, but grabs the legs and pulls him into a sharpshooter. He pulls hard on it, but has trouble getting the leverage to really cinch it in. Fulton manages to pull himself to the ropes and get the break. Alex drags the intercontinental champion to his feet and shoves him against the ropes. He staggers Fulton with a series of chops. Alex pauses to wipe blood from his eyes, and then, with a roar of effort, sends Fulton to the ropes. He throws a dropkick, but Fulton catches it, slamming him to the mat. Fulton rolls Alex over into a Boston crab. Now Alex is the one struggling. Hightower asks, but he refuses to submit. He makes an excruciating crawl and finally grabs the bottom rope for the break.
Fulton drags the world champion to his feet. He tries to go back to the bear hug, but Alex slams him in the face with a head butt. Alex steps back and buries a kick in Fulton’s stomach. He hooks Fulton as he doubles over and throws all of his weight into a DDT. He foregoes the cover and pulls Fulton back to his feet. He staggers the intercontinental champion with a European uppercut and runs up the ropes into a moonsault body block. Fulton tries to catch him on his shoulder, but Alex slides over and turns it into an inverted DDT. He rolls the Intercontinental Champion up, hooking both legs, and Hightower counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 26:37, OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling.
Alexander Darling gets to his feet and holds his title high in the air, and immediately gets a clubbing clothesline across the back of his head from Stank! Stank grabs the title and waits for Alex to get to his feet, then BLASTS him in the head with it, sending the champ to the mat. Stank pulls Alex up and KILLS him with a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! Officials head to the ring and pull Stank off of Darling. They get Stank out of the ring. Inside the ring, they are looking at Darling, but he shoves them aside and gets to his feet and holds his title up, wiping the blood from his face, and yells for Stank to come back and try again. It takes most of the roster to hold Stank back, but they do, and we fade to black.
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