OOWF Bloodbath in Paradise 4
Live! From Paradise Valley, Arizona
FIREWOMAN vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER"Right Here Right Now" plays and Attitude Adjuster comes out to a chorus of boos. Gone is the goofy smirk of yesteryear, he is all business now, as he ignores the crowd completely. Then, white lights bathe the arena as the opening strains of the Cult's "Firewoman" start. Flame pots explode and Firewoman emerges to cheers. They meet in the ring, as the glaring begins. Referee Sterling Glaw checks each person for International Objects, and then calls for the bell. We're off!
Opening lock up and Fire's going to be on the losing end of that, but it takes a while as she is stronger than she looks, and AA isn't as young as he used to be. He's way more driven by something, though, so eventually he gets her shoved back into the corner, and lights her up with a few chops. (Woooooo!). Her knees buckle a bit, and AA steps back to gloat, but not so fast as gets her foot up for a kick to the gut, doubling him over. She follows that up with an elbow drop to the back of the neck, and runs the ropes into a shining wizard. AA is down and Fire goes for the pin but NO! He gets his shoulder up at not even one, throwing her half way across the ring. He's up in a flash and grabs her by the hair for a snapmare, tossing her over. He goes for a headlock, but Fire's been back at her yoga, and twists around getting AA into a head scissors. He struggles a bit and finally staggers up to his feet, but he's unsteady. Fire looks like she's going to try for a hurricanrana, but AA plants his feet, and she instead goes flying into the ropes with enough momentum that she's carried over onto the floor. AA gets a sick look on his face as he follows her out to where she crashed into the barricade. He picks her up by the hair again, and then grabs her arm and whips her into the ring post. She bounces off and he grabs her again walking her to the next side and does it again. This time she counters and turns to face him, but he's ready, and drop toe holds her into the steel steps. Ouch. He picks her up by her hair again and walks her around to the third side of the ring. This time he slams her face onto the barricade in front of Firewoman's Fan Club. What a jerk! He's apparently going to hit all four sides of the ring as he walks her to the last side, yelling something about 'ruining his life' and 'getting my paycheck' the whole way. He positions her in front of the announce table, and she looks like she's unconscious on her feet. You'd think we had hit the 10 count by now, but Glaw has apparently been too busy being entertained by this to remember to do things like enforce rules. Or maybe he's being paid to look the other way? Wouldn't be the first time. Anyway, Fire is teetering and AA backs up and looks like he's going to spear her into the Bosnian Announce Table, but she staggers out of the way at the last minute, and AA takes out the table completely.
NOW, Glaw starts the count. Fire drags herself into the ring, and to a stand, yelling at Glaw about his incompetence. Glaw points at his OOWF logo, but Fire merely smiles. Glaw's eyes get big, and Fire ducks, narrowly avoiding AA's return to the ring, with a chair in his hand. Glaw grabs it and tosses it to the side and gives him a warning about how that's not allowed. AA argues the point, not seeing Fire come up behind him. She grabs him around the waist and hits a nice release suplex. He stands, woozy, but before he can recover, Fire kicks him in the gut, doubling him over, and hitting an underhook DDT...RIGHT ON THE CHAIR! Glaw looks like he wants to do something but Fire stands, reminding him that 1. AA brought it into the ring first, 2. Glaw did nothing when he did, and 3. she signs his pay checks. Glaw seems to agree that they both get a pass and lets it go. Fire goes for her pin one, two...NO! Her conversation with Glaw seems to have allowed AA enough recovery time that he gets a shoulder up. Fire helps him up by the hair (fair is fair, after all). She holds his face really close to hers and says something. Maybe like "Baby Daddy," we can't tell, but it ENRAGES AA, who pushes her off. Firewoman seems to be enjoying getting to him, as the evil Quinn smile makes its first reappearance in a long time. AA attacks and the two trade haymakers for a while, until AA fakes a punch. Fire goes for it, and AA tries to hit the REAL Attitude Adjustment. He hits it, and goes for the pin, one, two...NO! Fire kicks out. Both get to their feet, as Fire makes the international sign for "You Can't Pin Me." AA isn't going to give up though, even as she mocks him for kicking out of his finisher. He hits the ropes and comes running out, Fire leaps what she thinks is going to be a low drop kick, but it's not. He catches her mid air and brings her down hard for a power slam. Ouch. He goes for the pin one, two...NO! Fire kicks out! AA can't believe it and gets to his feet. Fire gets to her feet as well, and then smirks at him again. AA charges, and Fire dodges, turning her back, but AA wasn't going for her. He was going for the chair. He picks it up and Glaw gives him a warning, but he ignores it. Fire turns back around, straight into a chair to the head. She drops like a ton of bricks, and as AA is going to do more damage, Glaw calls for the bell and grabs the chair from AA.
Glaw calls for extra referees to come out to contain AA. Medical staff comes out too, but Fire is able to get to her feet. She gives AA the look of death that breaks into a smile as she pushes a trainer off of her, and walks up the ramp on her own. The referees hold AA back until she's cleared the gorilla position and then he stalks up the ramp himself.
WINNER by disqualification in 14:11 - Firewoman
CHRIS EVANS vs. DAVIN MORELAND“The Trooper” fires up and we see Chris Evans ignoring the crowd and heading down the ramp to the ring. If he were paying attention, he'd hear a few cheers from the smarks. He notices a “Fuck the Old Guard” sign, and heads over to it, posing with it as the camera gets a good look. He climbs into the ring, with a look of nausea as the Cena-like ovation is inevitably going to begin in a second. “Pull Me Under” fire up and the crowd goes batshit crazy for Davin Moreland. He's flanks by Shawn Johnson in a Team USA track suit and a whistle around her neck. Coach Johnson! Big smile from the big man as he brought his own Sharpie, and signs anything and everything the crowd has to put out there. Johnson and Evans do a staredown as she takes her spot on the outside. Finally, Davin does his Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring, and does a full 4-Turnbuckle Salute to the crowd. Evans looks bored but still engaged for the match. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros sees that both men are in the upright and locked position and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Davin strides to the center of the ring and puts his hand out like he wants to shake hands with his former protégé. I guess this is his Tribute to The Stinger. To the shock of pretty much everyone, Evans goes for the handshake. They shake, but Evans pulls Davin close before kicking him in the gut and following that up with a kick to the temple. It spins Davin around, and Evans immediately jumps on him. Lungblower from Evans and Davin falls all the way into the ropes, like in 619 position. Evans does have SOME sort of respect for himself, so he eschews the 619 for a running leap over the top rope, landing on Davin's head, forcing Davin throat-first, hard onto the middle rope. Evans is proud of himself out on the floor, and draws some boos. Evans takes a couple steps back and hits a Running Enziguri on Davin which hits him right in the temple. Evans is so accurate with those. Davin goes flying backward and seems to be out cold on the mat. Evans scrambles to the top rope looking to end this thing early. He takes off, and it's a TORONTO TWISTER! Davin rolls out of the way, but Evans manages to land on his feet! Davin gets to his knees, and Evans is already sprinting full speed. Olympic Strike! Boy, he put that one right on the temple as well. Davin again looks like he's out cold. Evans covers! 1....2....Davin grabs the bottom rope. Evans thinks he's won, so he raises his arms. Barros has to break the bad news to him, and Evans can't believe it. Davin is still apparently unconscious, so Evans goes for a run to the far ropes. Basement Dropkick on Davin sends him flying all the way into the barrier.
Davin starts using the barrier to pull himself up, but Evans is already on the run again. He starts from the far side of the ring, and looks for a No Hands Plancha. But Davin, clearly playing some possum (something Davin is really good at), and punches Evans in his stomach in mid-air like Evans was a volleyball. Evans' forward momentum nearly stops and instead starts to go up. On the way back down, Davin hits him with a defensive REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. That draws a big-time pop, but it's not going to do Davin much good as he falls immediately back down. Barros is on the counting warpath.
He gets to 7 when Davin starts to stir. At 8, he's up and pulls Evans with him, and they both roll into the ring at 9. Davin's to his feet when Evans starts trying to get up. Davin grabs him and hoists him into the air with a Delayed Vertical Suplex. Davin holds him....holds him...and continues to hold him. Finally he shakes his arm and holds it to his ear like he's checking his watch. He shrugs and then drives Evans to the mat. His momentum almost forces Evans back to his feet, which is great for Davin as he nearly cuts Evans in half with a Spear. He gets right over Evans and says something to him, something that probably isn't very nice. The crowd enjoys this immensely. Davin turns around just in time to see Evans running at him. Davin catches him and destroys him with a Powerslam.
Cole: SCOOP SLAM!
Davin gesutres to the OOWF Faithful, which gets the crowd into things more. Davin turns around this time and eats Eye Of The Storm from Evans! Davin falls like a sack of potatoes. Evans, who is still in rough shape, does everything he can to drag himself over to Davin. He drapes an arm across! 1....2...thrNO! Davin got his foot on the rope! Evans just slumps to the mat, dejected that he couldn't put him away. Davin rolls to his stomach, and Evans perks up a bit. He puts Davin in a hammerlock and then flips and bridges up...This One's Gonna Hurt! Actually, this one's gonna wake Davin up, as he screams to Barros that there's no fucking way he's going to tap out. Way to draw the kids in, douche. Davin inches to the nearest ropes, and uses them to run up and flip completely over onto his feet. The hold's broken momentarily, but Evans is still hanging on. Bad luck for him. Cross-Arm Breaker is locked in, and now it's Evans who is promising not to tap. He flops around a bit, but does manage to get to the ropes. Barros forces a clean break, eliciting a “I HAVE TIL 5!” from Davin. Heh. He waits for Evans to get himself near standing, and strikes. REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER gets a big pop from the fans. Davin feigns like he's going to cover, but then shakes his head no, and positions Evans. He tries to lock him into a SHARPSHOOTER; but Evans is able to kick and wiggle away. Evans rolls to his back as Davin comes over to attack. Davin leans down, and eats a Stiff Kick right to the point of the chin. Goddamn Evans is accurate. Davin drops like he just took a right hand from Mike Tyson.
Evans gets some support from a few fans in the crowd as he tries to shake out the cobwebs again. Double count from Barros gets to 5 before Evans crawls into the cover...1....2....thrNO! Evans just has a look of shock on his face. He slowly gets to his feet as it appears Davin is still not quite with us here in reality-land. He pulls Davin up. Codebreaker! No! JERICHO SPECIAL! He's got Davin locked into the Google Plates and he's got NOWHERE to go! Davin is fading and they're in the middle of the ring! Barros shakes his head as he has to do the 3-arm drop thing! Once, and Davin's arm drops harmlessly. Twice, and the same thing happens! A third time, and Davin channels the POWER OF THE SHAKY ARM! The crowd gets to their feet as Barros signals that Davin is still in it. But he's still in the hold. Davin visibly tries not to pass out, but somehow manages to grab Evans' foot. He twists it, and then uses his legs to push off the mat. With one big thrust of his legs, he's able to force Evans over to his stomach, and, while still holding Evans' ankle; effortlessly reverses the Google Plates into a Grapevined Ankle Lock! The crowd goes absolutely batshit as the tables have now turned! Evans yells out in pain, but much to his credit, he scratches and claws and gets to the nearest rope. Davin hangs on through 4 of a 5 count before letting go. Looking to regroup, Evans rolls to the outside, where he ends up face-to-face with Shawn Johnson. Johnson says something nasty to him, and Evans gets right in her face and starts yelling back. They seem really into an argument until suddenly, Evans shoves Johnson in front of him...Just in time for Shawn to eat a TOP ROPE TOPE CON HILO from Davin. Fucking OW! Davin is beside himself as he tries to revive Johnson, while Evans does a head point to the crowd, because he's wicked smahht.
Shawn starts to come around as Davin kneels over her, clearly distraught. Unfortunately for Davin, he's in perfect position to eat a Shining Wizard from the rejuvenated Evans. Man, did he ever land that. Evans does his best to roll Davin into the ring, and gets it done. He heads to the top rope. Another TORONTO TWISTER! That has to be it. 1...2...threNO! NO! NO! Evans simply can't believe it, and gets right in Barros' face, to the point where Barros has to point at the OOWF logo on his shirt. Luckily for Evans, pulling his attention away from Davin doesn't appear to have any consequences as he is still apparently out on the mat. A pissed-off Evans ends his discussion with Barros and heads to the top rope again, and signals for yet another Toronto Twister. Suddenly, Davin rolls to his feet (again with the possum thing), does the Shelton Benjamin “from the mat to the top rope jump” thing. And in one fluid motion with the jump, he hooks Evans and jumps off...for a TOP ROPE C-4!!! Ho. Lee. Shit. The crowd is momentarily silent before the “Holy Shit” chant starts. What a tight, tight sequence from Davin as Evans hits the mat; Davin lands directly on him and hooks the leg in the same motion. Evans showed a hell of a lot in this match, to be sure, but for tonight, it's just not enough.
YOUR WINNER in 31:16 by PINFALL...Davin Moreland!
Post-match, Davin immediately slides to the outside to check on Shawn Johnson, who is slowly getting to her feet. She appears to be all right and pulls out a thick black square from her back pocket. She hands it, and a Sharpie to Davin, who rips open the plastic. It's a T-shirt. He puts it on. It says “I Am Old Guard” on the front, and “And I just kicked your ass” on the back. He displays it for a little bit before taking out the Sharpie, signing it, and dropping it next to Chris Evans, who is still apparently unconscious on the mat. Davin gestures one more time to the crowd as he and Shawn wearily walk to the back to the strains of “Super Bon Bon”.
KAI, LD WILLIAMS & OUTBACK JACK vs. AINA, TYTAN & DANNY TAYLORRegicide are out first, to a chorus of boos. L.D. Williams and Tytan reach ringside, bump fists, and head to opposite corners. The Night Marchers are out next, to a somewhat more positive reaction. Noelani leads her men to the ring and poses with them, and then Kai moves to stand beside Williams while Aina joins Tytan. Finally, the crowd bursts into cheers as Drink and Destroy appear in the stands. “Dashing” Victor Deniro meets “Dynamite” Danny Taylor and Outback Jack at ringside, they exchange handshakes, and Danny and OBJ head to opposite corners. Referee Angelo Barros outlines the rules, including the fact that you cannot pin your regular tag team partner to win the match, sends the teams to their corners, and calls for the bell.
Kai and Tytan start things off with a collar-and-elbow tieup. Tytan grabs a headlock. Kai shoots him off. Tytan rebounds off the ropes and drops him with a shoulder block. Kai spins as he lands and sweeps the legs. Kai rolls to his feet and hits the ropes, nailing Tytan in the face with a dropkick as he sits up. Kai pulls Tytan into a sitting position and drives his elbow repeatedly into his neck. He drags Tytan into a front facelock and takes him over with a suplex. He floats over, but Tytan kicks out at one. Kai rolls to his feet and goes to the ropes, and Jack tags himself into the match. Kai glares at him, and then turns just in time to avoid a clothesline from Tytan. Tytan hits the ropes, and Jack and Kai hit him with twin elbows to the chest. They shove Tytan back against the ropes and send him across the ring, and Jack snaps him over with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but Tytan kicks out at two.
Jack attacks Tytan before he can get up, pummelling him with punches and kicks. He drags the big man to his feet and bundles him into a neutral corner. After a series of chops, he sends Tytan across the ring. Tytan hits the corner and explodes out, levelling Jack with a clothesline. Tytan drags Jack to his corner and makes the tag to Aina. Tytan and Aina pummel Jack, and then each wind an arm, pull him out of the corner, and slam him back in. They duck under his arms and lift him onto the top turnbuckle. Aina climbs ups as well - hurricanrana! Aina hooks the leg, but Williams is in to break it up at two. Barros tries to force Williams out of the ring , but Aina lunges at him. As they’re throwing punches, Jack rolls Aina up from behind, getting a two count himself before Tytan breaks it up. Williams and Tytan face off for a moment, and then shrug and return to their corners.
Jack attacks Aina as he gets up and hammers him with forearms. He sends Aina to the ropes and turns him inside out with a knee to the gut. He follows that up with a gut wrench suplex and stomps on the Night Marcher before going to the ropes and driving a knee into his temple. Jack covers, but Aina kicks out at two. Jack scoops Aina onto his shoulder and heads for his corner, but Aina slides off his back and shoves him into the turnbuckles. Jack bounces off, and Aina plants him with a German suplex. He bridges, but immediately breaks it and rolls away as Williams comes in. While Barros is dealing with Williams, Aina pounds on Jack and slings him across the ring. Jack reverses the whip and sends Aina into his own corner, and then makes the tag to Williams.
The former Fear Us do a double reverse Irish whip, sending Williams hard into the corner after Aina, Unfortunately, by that point Danny has made the tag and taken Aina’s place. He launches himself into a spear that nearly cuts Williams in half. Taylor pins Williams to the mat and rains down forearms. He pulls the dazed Williams to his feet, slings him to the ropes, and goes for a spine buster, but Williams reverses it into a DDT. Both men are down, and Barros starts to count. Williams makes it to his feet first, but barely. He swings, but Taylor ducks. Taylor lifts Williams for a belly-to-back suplex, but Williams flips over and lands behind him. Williams drives a forearm into Taylor’s kidneys, and then shoves him into the ropes and rolls him up. Barros gets to two before Aina breaks that up with a diving clothesline.
Jack starts in as well, but Barros cuts him off. Aina drags Williams to his feet and sends him hard into his corner. He looks to Tytan, realizes he’s not going to find any help there, and charges after Williams, slamming into him with a back elbow. Barros approaches the corner, so Aina ducks back to the apron. Taylor is up as well, and slams into Williams with a shoulder block as he stumbles out of the corner. Taylor makes the tag to Aina. They send Williams to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. Danny rolls to the outside, while Aina floats over Williams and tries to tie him into an STF. Williams manages to fight it off, so Aina gets to his feet, grabs Williams’ arms, and hits a brutal curb stomp. He rolls Williams over and covers, but Williams rolls a shoulder just in time. Aina drags Williams to his feet and stuns him with a series of European uppercuts. He sends Williams to the ropes - dropkick connects. Aina goes to the top - Moonsault - NO! Williams rolls out of the way. Aina manages to land on his feet, but off-balance, and takes a couple steps. This allows Williams to dodge behind him and nail a lungblower. He rolls to his feet and dives to the corner, tagging Jack.
OBJ sprints across the ring full speed, running right over Aina with a clothesline. He rebounds off the ropes and hits a senton splash on the return trip. He stands Aina up, hits the ropes behind him, and nails the Boomerang. He passes on the cover and pulls Aina up. He lifts him up without even looking, and Williams comes out of nowhere with a flying clothesline. Jack covers, and Williams continues on to the corner, stalling Taylor and Tytan, neither of whom tries too hard to get into the ring, as Barros counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 19:46, Outback Jack, Kai, and L.D. Williams.
As soon as the bell rings, a herd of security starts down to the ring. This turns out to be a good plan because as soon as Aina gets to his feet he heads to his corner and has words with Tytan and Taylor. Tytan smirks at him, which doesn’t help matters. Aina shoves Tytan, who slugs him. Taylor tries to step between them, gets punched for his efforts, and it’s on. The security hit the ring just as the brawl gets into full swing. It takes some time, but they finally manage to get the three men out of the ring and up the aisle.
KAI vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. OUTBACK JACKInside the ring, the bell rings to start the second stage of the match. Kai, Williams and Jack circle warily. Kai makes the first move, kicking Jack in the gut and throwing a swing at Williams. Williams catches the punch and nails him with a head butt. OBJ grabs Kai’s legs and pulls his feet out from under him as Williams drives his head into the mat. Jack shifts his grip as Williams steps out to the apron. Jack lifts Kai in a wheelbarrow suplex, and Williams springs off the top rope - International Death Sentence! Williams goes for the cover, but Jack drags him off. He hauls Williams to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He goes full-on Back-of-Beyond Jack, attacking him with punches and kicks. Barros tries to back him off, but Jack shoulders him aside. This give Williams an opening, and he goes to the eyes. Jack takes a step back, and Williams kicks him in the gut and DDTs him into the middle turnbuckle. He pulls him up into a waistlock and tries for a German suplex, but Jack grabs the ropes to block. Williams releases him and hammers him in the back with forearms, and then sends him across the ring. Jack reverses and sends Williams into the corner. Williams flips over the turnbuckles onto the apron. Jack charges in with a clothesline, but Williams ducks it and drives a shoulder into his stomach. Williams springs over the ropes into a Canadian Destroyer, but OBJ grabs him, turns, and slams him into the mat with an Alabama Slam. Jack climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow into Williams’ throat. He covers, but Williams gets a foot on the ropes at two.
Jack drags Williams to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Williams ducks a clothesline attempt and comes back with a flying forearm, but Jack ducks that as well. Williams hits the mat hard and rolls. He gets to his knees and Jack lines up a kick, but Williams catches it and flips him off his feet, He rolls Jack over and locks on the STF. Barros checks, but Jack refuses to submit. Kai, having rolled under the ropes to the floor, has made it back to his feet. He starts into the ring, but Jack reaches the ropes for the break and Kai drops back to the floor.
Williams releases the hold and stomps on Jack’s back. He pulls him up and sends him to the ropes. Jack reverses, and catches Williams with an inverted atomic drop. Williams hobbles around the ring and Jack goes to the ropes - BOOMERANG! Jack pounces on Williams and locks on the Croc Hunter in the middle of the ring. Williams has nowhere to go. Kai is back on the apron. He vaults to the top rope - Shooting Star Press! Kai hangs onto Jack as he bounces, rolling him over and hooking both legs. Barros counts One…Two,,,Williams tries to break it up, but is a half-step too slow…Three.
WINNER, in 9:06, Kai.
After the match: Noelani and Aina join Kai in the ring to celebrate their victory. Tytan comes out as well, meeting Williams at the top of the ramp, while DVD and Danny come through the crowd to meet OBJ. A brief staredown ensues between all three teams before Regicide and Drink and Deatroy head to the back, leaving the Night Marchers to celebrate
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MAI MUYO – 2 out of 3 Falls Onslaught Rules Match<getting late, don’t have time to do a full write up on this one, sorry Eco>
Fall 1 – Moose comes out and is aggressive as usual. Mai keeps him off balance with several reversals. Moose burns through two referee warnings pretty fast and has to really reel in the violence. Moose keeps Mai grounded and really works her leg and knee. Moose catches Mai with a Ranhei and gets a two count, then sets her up for a GTSF but Mai slips out of it and spins Moose around and PLANTS him with the ENDGAME! Mai climbs the top rope and hits a perfect moonsault and gets the three count!
Fall 2 – Moose can barely control his rage at losing the first fall, but he reigns it in just in time and catches Mai from behind with a brutal chop block to the knee that really rolls her knee the wrong way. Moose BRUTALIZES Mai’s knee for the next several minutes, trapping her in several submission moves, forcing Mai to go through all her rope breaks. Behind the urging of the crowd, Mai fights back and gets the upper hand, catching Moose with a nice DDT. Mai climbs to the top rope and tries a clothesline, but Moose gets to his feet and NAILS her with a HEARTPUNCH while she is in mid-air! Moose grabs a stunned Mai and locks her in a katihajime and falls back to the mat and gets the tap out.
Fall 3 – Moose keep working on Mai’s knee trapping her in a figure four trying for a submission, but Mai reverses it and manages to escape each time without the benefit of a rope break. Mai gets the upper hand when she catches Moose charging into the corner. Mai grabs Moose’s arm and tries for the TRIANGLE CHOKE but Moose blocks it and does not let her fully apply it, he frees himself by hammering Mai in the face with punches using his last ref warning, then grabs Mai’s legs and catapults her into the corner, Mai lands on the turnbuckles and tries to turn it into a cross body block, but her injured knee buckles and Moose catches her with a sort of GTS as she falls. Moose pins Mai on the mat and drives several knees into the side of her head, then traps her in the ANACONDA CROSS! Mai struggles, but in the end, she is forced to TAP!
WINNER in 40:37 – Moosehead Jack
EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. PSYKLE vs. J-P SPARXX vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchAll the intros are done, all four men are in the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start this one off. As soon as the bell rings, Psykle charges out of the corner and blind sides Lobo, backing him into the corner and rocking him with forearms to the side of the head. Folz moves toward the corner, but Sparxx grabs him and whips him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Folz immediately pops to his feet and catches a charging Sparxx with a kick right to the knee cap that drops the high flyer in his tracks. Folz hammers Sparxx with punches to the side of the head drawing his first referee warning.
Matt Folz has used his first referee warning.
Folz ignores the referee and grabs a stunned Sparxx and shots him over the top rope to the floor. Across the ring, Lobo catches Psykle with a headbutt between the eyes that rocks the big man. He fights out of the corner and whips Psykle to the ropes and follows him in and clotheslines the big man over the top rope to the floor. Lobo turns around and looks at Folz and the crowd roars. The two men move to the middle of the ring and are about to lock up when Folz NAILS Lobo with a LOW BLOW! Lobo doubles over in pain and falls to the mat Folz immediately gets a second referee warning
Matt Folz has used his second referee warning. Folz grabs Lobo and throws him between the ropes to the floor. He leaves the ring and waits for Psykle to get to his feet, then chop blocks his knee sending the big man to the mat. He works around the ring and grabs Sparxx as he stands and sends him shoulder first into the stairs.
Folz gets to Lobo, who is on his knees trying to get his breath back. Folz stands there and looks at him then grabs him and DRIVES him to the floor with a short bulldog. Folz gets to his feet and calmly threatens a fan, grabs his chair when he moves and folds it up. As Lobo gets back to his knees, holding his head, Folz swings the chair and SLAMS it down on the top of Lobo’s head. Lobo collapses to the floor and Folz tosses the chair aside, then proceeds to STOMP the back of Lobo’s head, driving his face into the floor. Folz pulls Lobo up, and we see Lobo’s mask is bloody. He grabs a mic and we hear him say…
You happy now Wolfie? You got my attentionFolz slams Lobo’s head back onto the floor. Inside the ring, the referee signals that Folz has been disqualified. This would seemingly end the match. Psykle and Sparxx are NOT happy about this at all. Folz just smirks and heads back up the ramp. GM Selena comes back out and talks to the EMT’s that are checking on Lobo, they shake their head and she is not happy. Selena grabs a mic and SPEAKS!
Ok folks……the Doctor Dudes said Lobo can’t continue <crowd boos loudly> I KNOW! I knew I didn’t like you Matt! Well, I can’t strip Lobo of the title since that would be totally unfair to him……so how bout this? Psykle and Sparky, you two finish the match and then the winner gets a match against Lobo at MidWeek Mayhem! <the crowd kind of cheers this, and Sparxx and Psykle look ok with it. Before they can lock up though, Mai Muyo’s music plays and she comes out to the top of the ramp>
MM:
With all due respect to you, GM Selena, and you Sparxx and even you Psykle……I would like the chance to redeem myself. I would like to get back into the title hunt. All I ask is that I am given the chance<Selena seems to think about this, then she shrugs>
GMS:
Ok! Come on down Mai! Why not, right folks? <the crowd roars><Mai skips to the ring and is about to climb into the ring when “Scarecrow” plays and Moose comes out to the top of the ramp and the crowd boos loudly>
MHJ:
I think we are forgetting someone. You see, I beat you Mai. I beat you clean in the middle of that ring. So if ANYONE is going to be in this match for a shot at Lobo……it is going to be ME!<Selena looks a little annoyed, but relents and tells Moose to come to the ring>
MHJ:
No…..I don’t think so. Not tonight. See, I just put on a clinic out there, and even though I have no doubt I could beat all three of them, this happens on MY terms. So….how bout this. At MidWeek Mayhem, a FIVE person elimination match for a shot at the Onslaught Championship, Me, vs. Sparxx vs. Mai vs. Folz vs. Psykle<Selena hesitates, then agrees. The crowd boos the lack of a match loudly, but Moose laughs maniacally and points to the nearby fans and makes the boo hoo crying motion thing, then laughs some more and heads to the back>
TEXPRESS vs. BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match – Whoever Gets Pinned Leaves the OOWFThe Brass Knuckle Kings are announced first and make their way to the ring. Eric is all business and doesn’t even look at the fans as he heads to the ring. He steps into the middle of the ring and just glares at Larson as he questions who is going to start the match. “God Blessed Texas” plays next and Chad and Zane, the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Texpress come out to the roar of the crowd. The champs soak in the cheers and climb into the ring. Before the bell even rings, Eric charges across the ring and catches Zane with a high knee to the face that knocks him between the ropes to the floor. He then grabs Chad and hits him with a knee to the gut and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with knees and chops, then sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him on the rebound with a clothesline.
Eric pulls Chad to his feet and peppers him with punches to the face, Chad dances around the ring trying to avoid the shots and regain his composure. On the outside, Zane is just getting to his feet when Larson races around the ring and grabs him by the back of the head and runs him face first into the ring post. Zane tries to get his hands up, but does not and he slams face first into the steel with a sickening thud. Zane hits the floor and grabs his face, writhing in pain. When he pulls his hands away, some of the fans in the front row recoil in horror. The camera zooms in and it looks like Zane has been shot in the face. Medics come to ringside and get him to his feet and help him back to the back. Zane looks like he has NO idea where he is at the moment.
Inside the ring, Chad suddenly realizes that this is now a handicap match, the distraction allows Eric to POP him on the jaw with a straight right that sends Chad to the mat. Eric is immediately on him with punches and stomps, then chokes him out, breaking at four several times just to avoid the disqualification. Eric pulls Chad to his feet and drops him on the back of his head with a belly to back suplex. Eric and Larson work like a well oiled machine for the next fifteen minutes, dissecting Chad, and cutting every single rally in him off before he can gain any momentum. Eric nails Chad with a MAC ATTACK and appears to get a three count, but Chad gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last possible second. Eric pulls a dazed Chad to his feet, at this point Chad can barely stand. He pulls Chad to the corner and tags in Larson, then turns around and NAILS Chad with a Bolo Clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Chad falls to the middle of the ring and Eric glares at Larson and tells him HIT IT.
Larson comes into the ring and calls for the……WOW not this! THE DELAWARE SPECIAL! Larson pulls Chad to his feet, but before he can hit anything, the crowd goes INSANE! We see Zane Myers coming down to the ring, his head bandaged, but still bloody. Officials are trying to stop Zane, but he shoves them aside. The distraction allows Chad to grab Larson and hit SLICED BREAD! Both men are down, Zane climbs onto the apron and calls for the tag and the fans ROAR to life. Chad crawls toward his corner while Larson tries to get to his, Chad lunges to the corner and makes the tag and the roof nearly comes off the building!
Zane comes in, charges across the ring and NAILS Eric with a forearm to the jaw, sending him to the floor. He turns around and pulls Larson up and PLANTS him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Zane hammers Larson with some power moves, then finally points to Chad, then points to the air and once again the crowd goes NUTS! Eric climbs back onto the apron and tries to interfere, but Zane ducks his clothesline attempt, and catches Eric with a boot to the jaw that sends him back out of the ring. Zane lifts Larson, Chad leaps, TEXAS DEATH SENTENCE! Chad covers, and the crowd counts along…..ONE……TWO…..THREE!
WINNERS in 27:17 – and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Texpress
Chad and Zane celebrate in the ring, though with the adrenaline wearing off, Zane is a little woozy. Eric is livid at ringside and pulls Larson out of the ring. He heads up the ramp with Larson trailing behind him. They get to the top of the ramp and Eric stops. He turns around as Larson stops, then POPS Larson in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! WHAT THE HELL? Eric pulls Larson up, looks off the stage and throws Larson off the stage into a DUMPSTER! What the? The lid slams and we see it says PROPERTY OF THE PHWF on it. Eric smirks, then turns to the fans and snarls at them, then heads to the back.
STAN FULTON vs. JW WESTGAARD vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMatch will be added later, I posted early so IQ could have sent it after this and I wouldn't have known.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchNonpoint’s “Skin” plays, and OOWF Onslaught Champion Stank makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos, with a few interspersed cheers from those who know Just. How. Awesome. He. Is. He climbs into the ring, nodding to Senior Referee Davis Hightower as he gets to a corner and bounces lightly from one foot to the other, staring up the ramp the whole time. He appears to be so focused that he misses the quiet “Stank! Stank! Stank!” chant from the crowd. Suddenly the lights go out...
“There can be only one.”
The crowd erupts as OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling steps onto the stage, flanked by his sister. They soak up the cheers for a moment before proceeding to the ring. They climb through the ropes and Alex holds his title high and the crowd roars with its approval. Hightower calls Alex and Stank to the middle of the ring, gives them their instructions, and requests the belt from Alex. Hightower takes it and holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
They lock up and Stank backs Alex into the corner. Hightower calls for the break. Stank backs off a step, looking like he's going to break cleanly, but then blasts Alex with a forearm. Stank smirks as the crowd boos. He drives a knee into Alex’s midsection and sends him back into the corner. Stank takes a few steps back. He charges into the corner for a Giant Splash, but Alex dodges out of the way and Stank slams into the turnbuckles. Alex drives a pair of punches into Stank’s kidneys, spins him around, and rocks him with a European uppercut. He pulls Stank out of the corner and winds his arm, and then puts an elbow into his shoulder and drives him to the mat. FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Awesome, Alex, just awesome! Stank is caught off-guard and the crowd roars as it takes him a minute to get to the ropes. The hold is broken, and Stank rolls to the outside.
Stank paces outside the ring and dares the World Champion to come out to the floor. Alex smirks and shakes his head. He sits on the middle rope, inviting Stank to come back in. Hightower backs Alex off, and Stank climbs back into the ring. Alex moves in, but Stank sidesteps and pitches him over the ropes. Alex lands on the apron and nails Stank with a forearm as he turns around. Stank stumbles back and Alex springs off the top rope into a flying forearm. He hits the opposite ropes and slides into Stank with a dropkick, and then pulls him to his feet and backs him to the ropes with chops. He whips Stank toward the ropes, but it's an Irish Whip and Stank reverses it. Alex ducks a clothesline and rebounds off the opposite ropes - and Stank KILLS him with a Spinning Spinebuster that literally shakes the ring! Cover! 1...2..No. Stank is undeterred and resumes is attack pounding Alex on the mat; and then drags him to his feet before sending him hard into the corner. Running start from Stank gives him a big head of steam as he hits a Stinger Splash on Alex in the corner. Alex is absolutely pasted by it, and doesn't even stumble out of the corner. Stank gets on the first rope and starts a modified Mount Punch. He hammers on the World Champion with punches until Hightower starts to count. The crowd is at 9, but Hightower is at four, before Stank relents and snarls at Hightower. Stank turns back around, but Alex has the presence of mind to catch him with a kick to the knee. Stank reflexively yells out, but blasts Alex in the face with an elbow before he can follow up. Stank pushes Alex back into the corner and drives a shoulder repeatedly into his midsection. Deacon Stank Batista. He lifts Alex onto the top turnbuckle goes to join him. He locks him in for what looks to be a Superplex attempt, but Alex fights back with a Double Palm Thrust to the throat. Stank immediately falls onto his back. PHOENIX SPLASH from Alex electrifies the crowd! 1...2...NO! Alex pulls Stank up and puts Stank's hand around his own throat! We know what this means! But Stank counters with a stealthy Mule Kick to the Yambag that Hightower misses. Alex doubles over and he's whipped to the ropes. He's rebounded off right into the waiting arms of Stank. BLACK HOLE SLAM! Fucking sweet, Lucas. 1...2...NO! Stank slaps the mat – he thought it was over right there.
Stank drags Alex to his feet and knees him in the midsection. He tries to lift him for a powerbomb, but Alex blocks and gets in a few solid punches to the gut. He grabs Stank’s head and drops to his knees, hitting Jawbreaker. He pounces on Stank’s leg as he hits the mat, stomping on it and twisting the knee. He tries to tie him into a Sharpshooter, but Stank is able to kick him off. Alex goes with the momentum and rebounds off the ropes, driving an elbow into Stank’s knee before he can get up. He tries to roll him over, but Stank lashes out with his free leg and catches Alex in the side of the head. Stank gets to his feet, hobbling a little, and grabs Alex while he’s off-balance. He slings him to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. He pulls Alex to his feet and stuns him with a head butt, and then takes him over with a Snap Suplex. Stank bundles the world champion into the corner and pummels him with some Matt Morgan Elbows. He then hauls Alex onto his shoulders for the Stank-U, but Alex grabs the top rope and pulls himself off, landing on the apron. Stank spins around and connects with a Jumping Headbutt that sends Alex to the outside. Alexis heads over to check on her brother, as the slightly gimpy Stank heads to the far rope. SUICIDE DIVE FROM STANK draws the “Holy Shit” chants from the crowd, as both the twins are annihilated by the big man. Stank ends up on his feet and gets a nice ovation from the appreciative crowd.
Stank pulls Alex up, and hits a Jericho Bulldog, sending Alex's head into the ring apron. Nice dexterity from Stank there to avoid the apron himself. He grabs the woozy Champ and tries to run him into the ringpost, but Alex slams on the brakes and grabs Stank's bad knee, before sending him knee-first into the STEEL POST! Stank staggers back, and Alex slams his head into the apron and sends him hard into the railing. Alex tries to follow up, but Stank catches him with a kick to the midsection. Stank picks Alex up and drops him throat -first on the railing. Hightower's count reaches 6, so Stank rolls back in to break the count. He rolls right back out, but Hightower follows him, getting between him and Alex and ordering him back into the ring. Stank ignores the ref and shoves past him, sending him stumbling. Stank grabs Alex in a two-handed choke, but Alex slams Stank’s forearms with his own to break the hold. He throws a punch, but Stank dodges and Alex pulls up short; just missing clocking the referee. Glaring, Hightower returns to the ring and restarts his count.
Stank grabs Alex from behind and drives him into the ring apron before stuffing him back into the ring, leaving his head out on the apron. Stank climbs up as well and goes for an Undertaker Apron Leg Drop; but Alex moves just in time and Stank slams leg-first into the canvas. That can't be good for the knee. Alex grabs Stank and drags him back into the ring. He shoves him into the corner and starts whaling away on the Stank with haymakers. Big right hand bombs from Alex. Hightower moves in to pry him off, and just misses eating an elbow from Alex on the backswing. As Hightower stumbles back, Stank blocks one of the haymakers and uses the distraction to reverse positions before laying in with some big right hands of his own. He whips Alex out of the corner, and Alex barely misses Hightower as he slams into the far turnbuckles. Stank takes this opportunity to strip the top turnbuckle pad from the corner he's already in. Hightower admonishes him, but Stank just glares at the ref as he tosses the pad into the crowd (to more cheers than you'd expect). Stank goes over the the woozy Alex and hits a picture-perfect Fisherman's Suplex with a bridge (see what I did there?) 1....2...No, and Alex is able to roll the shoulder in time. Stank drags Alex to the corner, but Hightower stands between them and the exposed steel. Stank makes it clear that he’s going to slam Alex’s head into the steel even if he has to do it through the ref, but Alex elbows him in the solar plexus and breaks free. He immediately grabs Stank and slams his head into the steel - Hightower dances out of the way just in time.
Alex spins Stank around and starts firing punches, and Stank responds in kind. HOCKEY FIGHT! Somewhere, JW Westgaard just creamed his pants. Hightower tries to separate them, but this time he's not so lucky as Stank mistakes Hightower's head for Alex's and SLAMS it into the exposed steel. Hightower's not a wrestler, so now he's dead. Alex looks at the now-dead referee, and doesn't notice Stank muscling up by grabbing Alex around the waist, and in one dead-lift motion, crashing Alex's head onto the exposed turnbuckle. A quick camera shot shows that Alex is a bloody mess. He hooks Alex from behind and hits a German suplex. He tries to roll it through into the Southern Comfort, but he can’t get it locked in and Alex rolls free. Stank pounces, but runs right into an kick directly to the throat. Alex lands with a Codebreaker and then rolls to his feet. He grabs Stank’s arms – MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! He rolls Stank over and goes for a cover, but Stank stops that with a thumb to the eye. Stank sits up and nails Alex with a forearm. Alex responds with a punch. He grabs Stank, and then goes into the 27 different moves that make up DARK. DARLING. RISING! Alex hooks the leg. Forearm to the face. And....nothing, because Hightower is still dead. Suddenly, Mel Creech comes jogging into the ring! He starts a count...1...2...threNO! NO! NO! Stank rolls the shoulder and Alex is apoplectic toward the lazy-ass Creech, and his pretty slow count.
He pulls Stank to his feet, and puts Stank's hand around his own throat! It's time! Darling Driver try, but Stank is able to roll him up! 1...2...Alex reverses the rollup just as a bloodied Hightower comes to. He counts...1....2...But Creech is also counting as Alex's shoulders are on the mat after the reversal. Both men call for the bell at the same time!
YOUR WINNER in 41:38 by PINFALL...
Now Hightower and Creech get into a heated argument as Stank and Alex sort of sit there on the mat, recovering. Finally, Hightower pulls his trump card, as we hear “I am the MOTHERFUCKING SENIOR REFEREE, and what I say goes!” He whispers to the ring announcer before asking for the title belt.
YOUR WINNER in 41:38 by PINFALL...and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion...Alexander Darling!
Hightower hands the belt to Alex; who looks a little surprised he wasn't just fucked over like he normally is. Stank loses it George Brett Pine Tar style, and chases Hightower into the corner, intimidating him and threatening his family (probably). Creech is right there cheering Stank on, when suddenly Alexis Darling grabs the Championship from her brother, and BLASTS Stank in the head with it. Creech starts to protest, but then it's the Twins who corner Creech. The crowd approves of this as the Twins head back up the ramp, but it does appear that Alex is bothered by the way things went down; with a look of puzzlement and dejection on his face. But at least he walked out on his own two feet for a change!
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