OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Hiroshima, Japan
Lethal Lottery – Round 1MOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO & ERIC O’MACMai and Eric come out, Eric gets booed loudly, Mai gets a standing ovation. Arma-God-Damn-Mother-Fucking-Geddon plays and Moose and Fire storm the ring. Eric pushes Mai in front of the charging Quinns and bails out of the ring. Fire goes after him, Mai grabs Moose, but he spins around and CLOCKS her with a right cross to the jaw that sends her to the mat. Moose slides out of the ring and cuts Eric off, when Eric turns around, Fire SPEARS him and pummels him. Mai regains her composure and leaps over the top rope and nails Moose. The fight rages for over ten minutes. The referee could probably have thrown this one out if he wanted to, but he gives them A LOT of leeway. Finally after ten minutes or so, the action moves back into the ring. Mai goes for a tag on Eric, but he falls off the apron and feigns injury. Fire races around the ring and attacks him again, Moose grabs a stunned Mai from behind and traps her in the ji-endo. Mai fights it, and is urged on by the crowd, but in the end, she loses consciousness and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 18:11 – Moosehead Jack & Firewoman
Eric escapes through the crowd to the back. Fire remains at ringside seething with rage.
LD WILLIAMS & OUTBACK JACK vs. CHRIS EVANS & DANNY TAYLORFear Us is out first. They seem to be on the same page. Evans and Taylor are out next, Jack and Taylor shake hands, but when Jack offers his hand to Evans, Evans pops him in the mouth with a straight punch. Jack looks at him and laughs and the match is ON! Jack and Evans tear into one another. LD and Jack seem to fall into the familiar old team and work well together. Taylor and Evans do ok, but their timing and chemistry is nowhere near as good. Danny catches Jack with an inadvertent low blow, then backs off instead of going for the kill. A furious Evans tags himself in and goes for the pin, but Danny pulls him off of him and the two nearly come to blows. The end comes when LD has Evans set up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER and Jack tries to clothesline Taylor to the mat to keep him from saving Evans. Danny ducks and Jack NAILS LD on the back of the head with the BOOMERANG! LD is stunned, Evans frees himself and rolls LD up, grabs a handful of tights and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 16:44 – Chris Evans & Danny Taylor
After the match LD and Jack argue. Danny tries to diffuse the situation, but Evans shoves LD from behind sending him into Jack. Jack and LD come to blows until Danny separates them. Evans slips out of the ring and laughs up the ramp to the back. LD bails out of the ring and heads to the back clearly annoyed.
JW WESTGAARD & TYTAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING & STAN FULTONJW and Tytan can never really get on the same page and spend the majority of the match bickering. Across the ring, Stan and Alex work together better, but spend the majority of the match trying to tag the other harder. The end comes when Alex hits the DARLING DRIVER on Westgaard and heads to the top rope for the PHOENIX SPLASH, but Stan tags himself in and hits the DRAGLINE and gets the one two three.
WINNERS in 12:31 – Alexander Darling & Stan Fulton
J-P SPARXX & PSYKLE vs. DAVIN MORELAND & STANKSparxx and Psykle come to the ring with Jewell and Genius IQ respectively. They are clearly not real comfortable with teaming, but they do anyway. The World’s Greatest Tag Team music plays and Davin Moreland and Stank come out, in matching singlets, naturally. The bell rings and the match starts, and is a surprisingly even, back and forth match. Psykle can match power with both Davin and Stank, and Sparxx speed is more than either Davin or Stank can match. The fans rally behind both teams and soon are loudly cheering all the action. The end comes when Sparxx tries a spring board frankensteiner on Stank, but he catches him, reaches out and tags in Davin, then falls back dropping Sparxx right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin covers and gets the three.
WINNERS in 25:05 – Davin Moreland & Stank
After the match, the four men shake hands. Psykle looks annoyed, but raises Stank’s arm in victory and Sparxx does the same with Davin.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. HONCHO WILLIAMSBoth men are introduced and come to the ring. The bell rings and the two men move to the middle of the ring to lock up, and then AA unleashes a kick to the nads, right in front of the referee, dropping Williams to the mat. The referee calls for the bell, this one is already over!
WINNER in :15 – Honcho Williams
After the match, AA gets a mic:
I didn’t come here to put over the rookies. I came here for one thing…….to end Firewoman’s career. Fire, you may be able to hide in a tournament and escape facing me one on one for another week, but you can only run so far, and you can only hide so much. At some point, you coward, you are going to have to face me and get what you so richly deserve.AA drops the mic and heads to the back.
Lethal Lottery – Semi-FinalsMOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS EVANS & DANNY TAYLOREvans and Taylor are out first, and once again Fire and Moose’s music hits and the Quinns storm the ring. This time, Evans and Taylor meet them head on. Evans and Fire brawl, Fire is pulling out all the stops, hitting Evans with everything that is not nailed down. She has that look in her eyes, we have all seen it before. They spill out of the ring, and Moose and Taylor remain inside the ring. Moose tries to bring in weapons behind the referee’s back, but each time he does, Taylor knocks it away and takes Moose to the mat. Moose tags in Fire, and she and Taylor wrestle some, but Fire is on the brink of being out of control. She rakes Taylor’s eyes and shoves him to the corner and Evans tags in. The match continues and soon enough all four are bloody. The end comes when Taylor has Fire set up for a pump handle slam, and Moose slips into the ring behind him and BLASTS him on the back of the head with a chain wrapped fist. Fire grabs Taylor and they hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Fire covers, Moose keeps Evans out of the ring, and they get the three count.
WINNERS in 19:44 – Moosehead Jack and Firewoman
The Quinns celebrate heading up the ramp, both bloody, with maniacal looks in their eyes. Inside the ring, Evans looks down at Taylor and for a second, it appears he is going to attack him. Then he helps him to his feet. Taylor looks at him oddly, while holding his neck, Evans starts explaining something to him, Taylor gives him an odd look, then shakes his head and heads up the ramp leaving Evans in the ring alone. Evans smirks and follows him to the back
ALEXANDER DARLING & STAN FULTON vs. STANK & DAVIN MORELANDEverything about this tag match looks wrong. Darling and Stan come to the ring, separately, then stand in the corner and go over some last minute instructions, but clearly don’t especially like one another. Davin and Stank once again come out to the World’s Greatest Tag Team music. The four men meet in the middle of the ring, and you just expect Stan and Stank to turn on their opponents and beat them into snotsicles. But, that doesn’t happen. Instead, the referee rings the bell and Darling and Stank start things off. The two tear into one another, but the match stays relatively clean, and in the ring for the most part. These two teams put on an even better clinic that Stank/Davin and Psykle/Sparxx did. The fans roar as we approach the one hour time limit. Finally, as Darling climbs the ropes for a phoenix splash on Stank, Davin lunges at the ropes and crotches him on the top. Stan charges in and tries a DROP LINE on Stank, but Davin stops him with a big boot, then takes them both over the top rope to the floor with a clothesline. Stank gets to his feet and catches Darling, still on the top rope, and hits the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank covers, hooking Darling hard, the champ can’t kick out, and Stank and Davin advance.
WINNERS in 56:54 – Stank & Davin Moreland
EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe bell rings and Lobo charges at Folz and blisters him with chops and forearms to the side of the head in the corner. In an uncharacteristic display of anger, Lobo burns through two referee warnings before Folz escapes to the outside. While on the outside, Folz points to his head and tells Lobo he is in his head. Lobo takes a few steps back and lets Folz back into the ring, and then the real wrestling begins. Both men try to torture the other into submission, and do a damn good job of it. Just after the ten minute mark, Lobo has to grab the ropes to escape the ankle lock, and after that, both men are out of rope breaks. The fifteen minute time limit expires with both men on their feet. The crowd boos this, but that is the rules in the onslaught division. Folz smirks and grabs the Onslaught title. Lobo goes after him, but Folz hands it to him…..then drops it just before Lobo can put his hands on it. Folz laughs and heads to the back while Lobo stands in the ring and soaks up the cheers, watching Folz head to the back.
WINNER – 15 minute Time Limit Draw
FIREWOMAN & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. DAVIN MORELAND & STANK – Lethal Lottery FinalsThe two teams come to the ring, Moose and Fire are still bloody from their match against Danny and Evans. Stank and Davin are confident, but clearly tired. The match begins and Moose and Davin go nose to nose. Davin talks, because that is all he ever does, and soon enough, it gets personal and they start trading punches. Moose gets the better of the exchange and sends Davin face first into the turnbuckle, then stomps him to the mat. Fire tags in and she comes in and works over Davin’s knee. The Quinns work together to keep Davin grounded, and show just enough restraint from their sadism to avoid getting disqualified. Davin finally makes the hot tag to Stank, and Stank comes in and cleans house, sending the Quinns out of the ring to the floor. Fire is the legal person for the Quinns and she slides back in and she and Stank fight it out. Moose is on the outside, and Davin walks up behind him, grabs him around the waist and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! Davin bridges, and referee Sterling Glaw hops over the guardrail and counts ONE, TWO, THREE!
WINNER in 45:00:02:47 – 1 Fall to 0 – Davin Moreland
Davin celebrates, Moose gets to his feet and pulls that chain out of his pocket and COLD COCKS Davin, sending him slumping to the floor. Moose looks down at Davin and yells “THERE! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Moose climbs onto the apron and Fire tags him in. Fire and Moose are about to nail a spike piledriver on Stank when AA and Eric O’Mac come out to the top of the ramp. Fire immediately bails out of the ring and goes after them. Moose yells for her to come back to the ring, the distraction is all Stank needs, when Moose turns around, he lifts him up and PLANTS him with the STANK-U! Stank covers, the referee counts, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 30:02 – Davin Moreland & Stank
Stank helps Moose to his feet, Moose looks annoyed but shakes Stank’s hand. They both look out at Davin on the floor, who is just starting to stir. Stank laughs and slaps Moose on the back, then they head to the back. Fire was never able to get her hands on AA or Eric as they bailed to the back before she could. Moose walks right by Fire, not even looking at her. She tries to plead her case, but he ignores the hell out of her.
TEXPRESS vs. THE NIGHT MARCHERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Night Marchers come out first and get a surprising reaction from the crowd, the Japanese folks remember them well. Texpress are announced next and they also get a rousing ovation. The match starts and neither team can maintain much of an advantage. The match is back and forth, until finally the Night Marchers get the advantage. They are setting Chad up for a MOLOKAI COCKTAIL when Noelani slides a chair into the ring! They hit the move, driving Chad down onto the steel! The referee sees it and immediately calls for the bell! Kai and Aina look stunned!
WINNERS in 22:41 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions - Texpress
<Texpress grab the belts and hold them high as they leave the ring. Noelani gets in the ring with a microphone and she looks pissed.>
Noe: Obviously the referee was biased to save those belts, well, screw the OOWF, screw the refs, screw Selena, screw all of you…
<“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour hits. GM Selena’s eyes appear on the Jumbotron.>
”Look in my eyes. What do you see?
<Selena comes out to a thunderous ovation. She seems focused but can’t help but mouth “wow” at the ovation and gives the fans a little dance before speaking.>
GMSa-T: I can use that song too. It’s cool, but it’s like totally older than I am, but anyway I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this.
Noe: Shut up Selena! You had your chance and you just screwed us over. We’re out of here. New Japan actually treats its’ talent with respect…
GMSa-T: Ya know what, Noelani? I’m glad you’re leaving. In fact, don’t let the door hit you on your fat ass on the way out. Kai? Aina? You have a deal on the table, but if you really want to follow her out, well that sucks because you know I love you guys, but that’s your call.
<Kai is in the corner rubbing his face in frustration. He’s nearly rubbed all the skull paint off.>
Noe: Oh, they’re coming with me. They do as I do, because I will lead them to the top, which clearly isn’t here in this…
<Noelani is grabbed from behind by Kai and he drives her to the mat with an AA Spinebuster! The crowd goes nuts as Kai leaps up with his tongue out crying a vintage war cry. Selena covers her mouth with her hand, trying not to laugh. Aina slowly stalks over towards Noelani’s prone body, and to Kai, who’s watching him closely. Aina stands over Noelani with a conflicted look. He looks to his brother. Kai starts pounding his chest over his heart with his fist, saying something indistinguishable in Hawai’ian. Aina looks back to Noelani and back to Kai before following Kai to the arena floor.
As the fans cheer, Kai’s girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?), Kono comes out holding the lava stone. She raises it high and smashes it on the stage. She and Selena move away as a column of fire shoots up from it. Kono then meets Kai halfway down the aisle and jumps into his arms as Aina looks back at the ring at Noelani, who has crawled to the ropes and watches the scene unfold with a look of pure hatred.>
GMSa-T: When a leader speaks, that leader dies.
<Selena tosses the microphone as everyone heads to the back.>
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