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Post by BookerShark on Aug 17, 2011 16:11:08 GMT -5
*But on their way out the door, they're stopped by a throng of cheering fans, as the Dramatic Dream Team Roster makes their way into the bar. Taka, Tajiri, Kenny Omega, Aja Kong, Liger and others make their way into the bar, as well as some alumni. Most notably Davin Moreland and President Ramu. The mood is festive to say the least, with lots of chanting and cheering and things. Of all the greats who now inhabit the bar, most of the attention is on Ramu, who has been on sabbatical for a couple of years. You know, to attend 6th grade. There is one spot where everyone has a drink in their hands, except Ramu. Suddenly, all the DDT folks surround Ramu, looking outward. Are they blocking the camera's view? Eventually, Ramu pops up with a soda, but it looks like there may be a couple of empty shot glasses. She starts loudly singing something by Ke$ha, much to the approval of the crowd of people. Seriously, this Japanese bar turned into a pub in Cork. Anyway, things eventually settle down, and Davin spots Alexis and Fire*
DM: Heyyyyyyyy...
FW: Davin.
DM: Lexie.
LD: D.
DM: What are you guys up to?
FW: We were actually on our way out until you all showed up.
DM: Oh. Well, you can probably get out *looks to the far end of the bar* Is that Poe?
LD: The one and only.
DM: Oh. Cool. I'm-a go say hi.
FW: Wait. You TOO?
DM: The Arab Spring was the catalyst for all sorts of change, cuz. You should go grab some drinks - Taka's Payin'.
*He makes his way over to Poe, who has a neutral expression on his face*
DM: Poe!
P: Davin. How are you?
DM: I'm well, man. Really well. Taka's payin'.
P: Really?
DM: I mean, I TRIED to pay, but he would have none of it. So good to see those folks again.
P: I hear you've become the most famous jobber since Iron Mike Sharpe here.
DM: Well, you know...it's funny...the past, and the way people view you, and how it doesn't necessarily correlate to the present-
P: I'd be forced to agree. I mean, who would have thought we'd have had this conversation 3 years ago?
DM: I've been getting that a lot lately.
P: It's the price of getting old. We feel a need to mend fences before we die. It's all instinct and such.
DM: I'm not old. And I'm not dying.
P: Well, we're ALL dying, Davin.
DM: Way to brighten the mood, Omar.
P: Did you all get Ramu drunk?
DM: Us? The Dramatic Dream Team? Never....
*Poe smiles*
DM: I did want to say, Selena's doing a hell of a job as GM. I knew she'd really shine if given the opportunity.
P: I appreciate the diligence you showed in making that happen.
DM: Nonsense. I helped to open the door, along with Alex. It was up to her to keep the job. And she has. Speaking of jobs, when are you coming back?
P: I'm retired.
DM: Uh huh.
P: I am. Haven't you been paying attention?
DM: We could use you. That's all I'm saying.
P: You are all doing fine on your own.
DM: Still...just...think about it?
P: For you, Davin? I will think about it. Good luck against Stank. You're going to need it.
DM: Why else do you think I'm out drinking 8 hours before my match? Take it easy, Omar.
P: You as well, Davin.
*Davin heads back to Fire and Alexis*
DM: Well, I think I'm going to try to get these guys down the street if I can. Otherwise all of Fukishima is going to be in here. See ya.
*Davin heads back to the crowd, and although he had good intentions, he was challenged to a drinking contest by Kenny Omega, and probably isn't going anywhere anytime soon*
*fade*
*fade back in*
*Davin and Kenny are pretty lit up at this point (Drinking Contest was a time limit draw). Suddenly, Kenny has a great idea*
KO: DAVIN! How about...a HADOKEN CONTEST!?!?
DM: Dude, I will WRECK you!
*They start throwing Hadokens at each other, which is pretty fucking amusing*
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 17, 2011 16:11:47 GMT -5
*OOWF Interview Area*
Alexander Darling is standing by with Ashley Davies as he looks at his watch for what is probably the 5th time. Ashley whispers something to Alex and he just shakes his head no. Finally a few moments later Alexis sprints into the area dragging Fire along with her.
Alexis: Sorry *pant* we got caught up with some *pant* old acquaintances and it was better *pant* to not rush things. *pant* But we're here now and...
Alexander: It's fine Lex. I saw what happened.
Firewoman: You ready for tonight partner?
Alexander just nods and motions to Ashley to get this started. The Darling Crest unfurls over the OOWF Banner and Alexis stands to Alexander's right as Ashley is to Fire's left.
Ashley: Here I am standing with the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling and his wife and tag team partner tonight Firewoman, herself a former World Champ. Tonight you two will face the team of Eric O'Mac and his henchman Attitude Adjuster. What is your mindset going into a match with a former ally that has put a bounty on your head?
Fire looks to Alex to see if he'll respond but he just shrugs and motions for Fire to go ahead...
Fire: Here's the thing Ashley, Eric and I have always had issues for whatever reason. He had everything and flaunted it, I had nothing and had to work for everything. And I think deep down he's always been jealous of what I'm capable of. My heart, my desire to become better. He's always been a slacker and he doesn't like being shown that in the ring.
Ashley: What about his claim that he's just doing this for Alex to get him away from your bad influence? That he's just a White Knight trying to do the right thing for his former best friend.
Fire: Alex, you want to...
Alexander: Huh? What? Sorry, I'm a little out of it. Eric, Alan...tonight you will learn why I am Alex...
Alexis taps Alex on the shoulder and shakes her head...
Alexis: We're not there yet.
Now Fire looks a little concerned for Alex...
Fire: Eric can claim he's trying to do what's best for Alex and that what's best is eliminating me from Alex's life, but I'm not going anywhere now. I am where I am supposed to be. Alex is where he is supposed to be; OOWF World Champion. Tonight, we're going to go in that ring and do what should have been done a while ago. Shut up Eric O'Mac once and for all. And then we're going to prove that Attitude Adjuster is just another washed-up hasbeen looking for another payday.
Ashley: Could this be the start of a long-term partnership in the ring for you two?
Alexander: It could be, but for tonight we're focused on Eric and Stank...I mean Attitude Adjuster. Tonight, I will be focused on proving that Eric is not a White Knight or in this for any other reason than his own ego. He wants what I have and he just can't have it. Tonight, we prove that we're Alexander Darling and Firewoman, and well, they're just not.
Firewoman: And that sparkles for me.
The banner furls back up and the camera lingers for a moment and we pick up some whispering...
Fire: Are you sure you're okay?
Alexander: Yea. Sorry about that. I think what Stank said really got to me. I'll be fine for tonight. Promise.
Fire grabs Alexander's hand as they walk off...
Fire: Let's go grab a drink and we can talk.
Ashley and Alexis follow as the four make their way to the Destroyatorium.
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 19, 2011 14:33:49 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Fukushima, Japan HONCHO WILLIAMS & JW WESTGAARD vs. GORGAR & MOSHIGorgar and Moshi are a masked heel team in Japan that are not popular at all. They are booed loudly, while Honcho and Westgaard are cheered loudly. Honcho and JW dominate the match, showing a surprising amount of teamwork for a team that has never teamed together. Gorgar and Moshi briefly get the advantage through some well-timed cheating, but it is short lived. Honcho catches Moshi with a THUNDERBOLT that spins him right into the ICE AUGER by Westgaard. JWW covers, and the three count is academic. WINNERS in 4:18 – Honcho Williams & JW Westgaard DRINK & DESTROY vs. REGICIDEBoth teams know one another well, so it is no surprise that this is a back and forth match. Both teams get several near falls on the other, and at various times throughout the match, LD and Jack attempt to murder the other one. At one point they just tear into one another with a ferocity that makes the referee stand back and just watch. After a flurry of punches and kicks and chops and biting kicking scratching and all that, they just stop and glare at one another and tag in their partners. The end comes when Tytan has Jack up for a TYTAN DRIVER and his knee buckles sending both men to the mat. Jack tags in Taylor, and Danny nails Tytan with the DYNAMITE DROP, Jack launches himself at Williams, and Taylor gets the one, two, three. WINNERS in 15:41 – Drink & Destroy MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. PSYKLE vs. MAI MUYO vs. MATT FOLZThe referee can barely contain this match. It is not technically an Onslaught Rules match, but all four are in the ring at the same time. Moose and Mai brawl around the ring, while Psykle and Folz trade moves inside the ring. Psykle, despite not having to, keeps it clean and repeatedly grounds Folz with moves. Folz gets to the point of frustration and pulls knucks out of his boot and tries the knock out shot on Psykle, but Psykle kicks Folz’s teeth out of his mouth before he can use them sending Folz to the mat. Psykle lifts him up, goozles him and PLANTS him with a chokeslam, covers and gets the three count before Mai and Moose can get back in and break up the pin. WINNER in 10:02 – Psykle DAVIN MORELAND vs. STANK - #1 Contender MatchThese two old enemies meet again, this time it is for a chance to brutalize Alexander Darling. They shake hands to start, and the action starts slow. There is a long series of chain wrestling, and moves upon moves upon moves. We don’t get our first fist thrown until almost 20 minutes in when Stank pops Davin. The match continues on, Stank nearly gets the win when he traps Davin in the SOUTHERN COMFORT but Davin manages to reach up and rake Stank’s eyes just before he loses consciousness. Davin fights back and gets a near fall when he goes all Darling Finish on Stank, but the big man manages to kick out before the three. They both look at one another and nod. Yep, that’s how it’s going to be. The match continues, but neither man keeps an advantage, and the 60 minute time limit expires and the crowd is initially disappointed, then realizes they just saw a classic. WINNER – 60 minute draw EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. J-P SPARXX – Non Title MatchThe two shake hands to start, drawing a big pop from the Japanese crowd, they eat that shit up. The match goes back and forth, Lobo using his size advantage to keep Sparxx grounded, Sparxx using his speed to keep Lobo off balance. The end nearly comes when Sparxx tries a springboard hurracarana, but Lobo catches him and sets him up for a powerbomb, but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB……..oh wait, yes you can. Lobo DRIVES Sparxx to the mat and folds him up for a two count. Lobo sends Sparxx to the ropes and on the rebound, Sparxx leapfrogs over Lobo, but lands awkwardly on his knee and it buckles, sending him to the mat. Lobo backs off and the referee moves in to check on Sparxx. As Lobo stands by the ropes, Matt Folz comes down and tries to blindside him, but Lobo catches him and sends him to the mat with a shot to the head. Sparxx recovers amazingly, and grabs Lobo from behind and rolls him up for the one, two, THREE! WINNER in 13:54 – J-P Sparxx TEXPRESS vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – Non-Title MatchBoth teams are out, and Texpress grabs the mic. Chad speaks” We told GM Selena that we didn’t want any non-title matches, but here we are again. So how bout this, Kai, Aina, if you win tonight, you get a guaranteed title shot at Judgment Eve. But if you lose…….it’s back to the end of the line. Whaddya say?Kai and Aina consider it for a second, then shake hands with Texpress. The match starts and Texpress are on the defensive for most of the match. The Hawaiians are cheered by the fans, and while Texpress is not booed, they are not cheered quite as loudly. The end of the match comes when Texpress has the Kai up for the TEXAS DEATH SENTENCE but Aina saves his partner and Chad crashes and burns. They dump Zane over the top rope and hit the MOLOKAI COCKTAIL on Chad and get the one, two, THREE! WINNERS in 25:25 – The Flyin Hawaiians ALEXANDER DARLING & FIREWOMAN vs. ERIC O’MAC & ATTITUDE ADJUSTERAA and Eric try to attack to start the match but Alex and Fire fight them off. Fire and Alex dominate the next several minutes, using technically sound wrestling to get several near falls. The turning point in the match comes when Eric and AA are able to isolate Fire and keep her in the match. They repeatedly maintain the advantage through cheating, pulling hair, pulling tights, tags behind the refs back, any means they can to keep Fire from tagging Alex. Finally, Fire gets frustrated and snaps. She takes AA to the mat and starts choking him, blatantly, in front of the referee. Alex comes in and grabs Fire to pull her off of him and avoid the disqualification, but Fire turns, rage in her eyes, and lashes out, nailing Alex with a right cross to the jaw. Fire immediately sees what she has done and tries to apologize, but AA grabs her from behind and rolls her up, uses the ropes, and gets the one, two, three! WINNERS in 18:18 – Attitude Adjuster & Eric O’Mac STAN FULTON vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe two men are introduced and make their way to the ring and immediately tear into one another. These two are getting very familiar with one another. Evans works Fulton’s knee, trying several times for a submission, but Fulton refuses. Each time Evans locks on a submission hold, he tells Fulton to join the New Breed, each time Fulton tells Evans to kiss his ass. Fulton makes a comeback and has Evans on the mat and tries the DROPLINE but Evans rolls out of the ring. Fulton chases after him and Evans races around the ring and grabs the axe handle and hides behind the steps, when Fulton comes around the corner, Evans BLINDSIDES him and slams the axe handle upside his head, opening a nasty gash on his forehead. Fulton falls to the floor dazed, the referee never saw it and continues counting, Evans slides into the ring just before the ten count and the referee calls for the bell. It’s not a pin, but it IS a win over the champ. WINNER via countout in 16:12 – Chris Evans Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF Judgment Eve 7, Live! August 28st from Tokyo, Japan. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, August 24th, live from Sendai, Japan See something you like? 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