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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 13, 2008 11:03:06 GMT -5
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MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Old Crow, Yukon Territory Canada
Ross: Welcome to Midweek Mayhem! Live from the Old Crow Sports Arena! Razz we have a great show tonight! Razz: We sure do Ross, action from top to bottom as we gear up for the Judgment Eve pay per view. Ross: Tonight, Niles Anderson puts his title, and possibly his life, on the line against Concrete TG. Razz: That will be a war; I have never seen Concrete so hell bent on destruction, the man kind of scares me. Ross: WE also have the World Tag Team champions FF Capslock and Stank defending their titles against former champs 3Piece Set and the Establishment. Razz: That’ll be a good one, and I am going to predict tonight, The Establishment walks out with the gold! Ross: That’s a daring prediction Razz; also we have Blackdragon defending his title against Attitude Adjuster Razz: As much as I respect AA, I have learned never to bet against Dragon. Ross: That brings us to our first match of the night, a rematch from last week, GimmickMan takes on Seraph Razz: Last week it certainly appeared that GimmickMan spooked Seraph somewhat, I wonder if this week will be any different Ross: I would just love to know what has gotten in to GimmickMan, the man has gone off the deep end Razz: Let’s head to the ring and see what happens
GIMMICKMAN vs. SERAPH
Seraph comes to the ring first, he makes his entrance a little quicker than usual, and looks a little impatient to get this going (well impatient for Seraph, the look still really has not changed) GimmickMan comes to the ring, dressed heat to toe in a full length black robe, no part of him is visible. GM slowly makes his way to the ring and as he disrobes (with his back to the camera) the look on Seraph’s face changes from serenity to shock (FINALLY expression!) The camera pans around and we see Gimmick once again looks like Firechild, but this time blood is running down GM’s face and written in what appears to be blood on his arms and torso are the words PAIN, SUFFERING, HATE. GimmickMan strikes the crucifix pose and we hear a voice whisper “his blood is on your hands” [/i] Seraph just stands and stares no certain of what to do. The ref calls for the bell, GimmickMan doesn’t move, Seraph circles him in the ring, but before he can do anything, 3PS hit the ring with chairs. Seraph tries to fight them off, but it’s two on one (GimmickMan still doesn’t move) Ax slams a chair across Seraph’s face dropping him to the mat, he tries to get up but Cole kicks him in the mouth drawing a stream of blood. Cole then lifts Seraph up, and he and Ax spike pile drive him on the chair. Finally Firechild comes out swinging a chain over his head, Ax and Cole beat a hasty retreat. Firechild is furious and threatens them with the chain. They leave and Firechild checks on his mentor who has pulled himself to a sitting position in the corner. Firechild finally notices GimmickMan, who STILL hasn’t moved. He walks over to him and stares him down. FC rears back to blast him with a shot between the eyes, but Seraph is on his feet and holds his arm. Firechild and Seraph leave the ring together, stopping at the top of the ramp to stare at GM. As soon as they walk behind the curtain, the lights flicker then go off. Seconds later when they come back on, the ring is empty. WINNER – No Contest in 1:49
Ross: MAH GAWD! I think 3Piece Set were hell bent on destroying Seraph! What on earth? Razz: Well it’s pretty simple there Ross, Firechild used to be one of 3Piece Set, and they see it like Seraph brainwashed him and took him from the group. After the events last week, I am not shocked that they went after Seraph Ross: I suppose you have a point there, it was still a cowardly act if you ask me, 3Piece Set are an accomplished tag team and yet they resort to attacking men with chairs. Razz: I have an even more important question for you Ross, where did GimmickMan go? Ross: I have no idea Razz. There is just no telling. Razz: Man, that guy is just creepy Ross: Our next match should be a good one, Microplay has recently found himself again, or so it appears, and he has come under the tutelage of The Evil Wizard, a man who I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw him. He promises Microplay will be swimming in gold, what do you think of that Razz? Razz: Well, all managers promise that to their clients, but there is something about this Wizard guy, he has more in his sights than just the world title, the rumor going around is that he wants to dominate the OOWF. He has a stiff test in front of him tonight though; massive Mikey Styner recently revealed that he has an alliance with Dr. Murder, another guy not to be taken lightly.
MICROPLAY (w/ The Evil Wizard) vs. MIKEY STYNER
The two men circle in the ring, on the outside the Evil Wizard is shouting for Microplay to attack. As they are about to lock up both men stop….and grin? What the? They shake hands and embrace. The Evil Wizard gets in the ring and he also embraces Mikey Styner, what is going on here? Wizard grabs the mic and begins to SPEAK!
No man denies what he contrives Some men you know they have twenty-five wives But do they realize the doom impending? A million children with no food to eat, No shirts on their back no shoes on their feet Throw salt on their backs throw salt on their meat. A nightmare vision or dystopian future? Suppose it all depends on what you’re used to. Some things you shouldn’t do and some things you should As the stars of heaven fall as the moon becomes blood Hear the master’s call, the flood is here.
Armageddon’s here they’re dying in the doorway. I see fear dawning every new day The blur of dominion cast in deep frost I’m trying to find an idiom some kind of discourse. My mind’s pavilion, the million hoofed-horse, You’ll see it canter gallop like a dancer The fulcrum flame that you swing grows back like a cancer The sky cracks and doom seeps through The acid falls on burning walls that parasites creep through A sight appalling, thoughts are fading. The will is calling, the will is failing, Dreams are falling, souls are sailing But there’s no Byzantium here
The throne is empty, Paladin’s slaughtered The town of Plenty, a land un-watered They killed the king and raped his daughters. Behold the passing of the king’s court: A man who stepped forth, a mysterious ranger from the north Now hung by his regrets suspended in deep thought Counting the days till his flesh falls off Who can hear him now, the tortured monarch? The sacred cow dented, the daytime all gone dark, The end of time floats to oblivion Got to find a discourse some kind of idiom The will is calling, the will is failing Dreams are falling, souls are sailing On the ships of yesteryear.
Let me introduce you to the new Empire, the node of true power here in the OOWF:
Microplay! Mercury! Dr. Murder! And...
Mike Styner!
Together we will provide the undoing of all who face us, we will not rest until the safe to dominion is unlocked - and I know the combination: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! WINNER no contest
Ross: WHAT AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE! Wizard said he wanted to make his mark here in the OOWF and he is certainly off to a good start, Microplay, Dr. Murder, Mikey Styner and Mercury! That is nothing to sneeze at! Razz: Don’t forget SoulDragon, or at least I assume he comes along with Mercury, I am sure that is just a little detail for them to work out. I would say this puts all other factions – or at least whatever is left of them – on notice, there is a new group in town. It was inevitable really Ross: What? Razz: Simple really Ross see not long ago the OOWF was dominated by three factions, the Establishment, the Ministry of Dawgness and the AYUFF. One by one they all crumbled, dissolving into nothing; there was a power vacuum, as we can see by the struggle between Moose and Niles. The Evil Wizard did the smart thing, he stepped in and established a faction and by doing that, he has a united front that is more likely to establish control while the rest scramble to regain the power they once held. It is really a rather brilliant move. Ross: Where do you come up with this stuff? Anyway, speaking of struggles, The Team From Down Under and The Devil’s Brigade have had their share of issues as of late, there have been sneak attacks on both sides, and they have both vowed revenge tonight. Razz who do you see coming out on top? Razz: Well, The Devil’s Brigade are hungry and they a re a little more devious than the Aussies, I give them the edge there, but this should be one helluva match.
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE
The Aussies catch the Devil’s Brigade trying a sneak attack, they duck clotheslines from TO and Harper and shove them to the ropes. Gator catches TO with a belly to belly suplex, while Jack tries a kick to Camby’s mid section, Camby catches his foot, so Jack leaps in the air and nails him with a ghetto blaster. TDB scurry to the outside and regroup. After a few minutes, it appears that we have things sorted out and the match continues. Tommy O’Neil squares off with GatorBait, they circle and GB darts in and tries to grab a leg, but TO drops down with an elbow to the back of GB’s head. GB drops to one knee and TO finishes him with a knee lift, GB hits the mat, TO grabs his leg and tags in HC, Camby comes in and drops an elbow across GB’s chest, covers and gets a two count. Gator kicks out, Camby pulls Gator to his feet and tries a kick to the mid section, Gator catches his foot, spins him around and hits a wicked clothesline. GB dives and makes the tag to his partner; Outback Jack comes in the ring and doubles Camby over with a knee to the mid section, then lifts him in a tilt a whirl suplex. TO tries to come into the ring, but he is met with a big boot that sends him back to his corner. Camby gets to his feet and pokes Jack in the eye, as Jack reels around the ring, he makes a blind tag to Gator, and Camby rushes over and tags TO. Jack gets his sight back and is livid; he charges at Camby and takes him over the top rope with a running clothesline, taking both men out of the ring. Outside the ring Camby and OBJ brawl around the ring. Inside, TO kicks Gator and lifts him for a vertical suplex, GB escapes and lands behind TO and tries a roll up, but TO holds on to the ropes, GB rolls through and gets to his feet, the two stare at each other for a second then attack. On the outside Jack goes for the boomerang, but Camby ducks and shoves Jack into the ring post. Jack collapses in a heap. Inside the ring, Tommy and Gator are going through a series of pin reversals, GB gets to his feet first and catches TO in an airplane spin; of course the ref catches a boot and goes down. GB drops TO, gets his bearings and pulls Tommy back up and sets him up for the CHOMP! Outside the ring, Camby reaches under the ring and pulls out…a sledgehammer! Camby slides in the ring just as GB gets Tommy up in the move, then PASTES a defenseless GB right between the eyes with the sledge. Gator collapses in a heap, Camby pulls TO over on top of Gator. Wally jumps on the apron trying to revive the ref and tell him what happened, before he can, Camby BLASTS Wally with the sledge, sending the manager flying off the apron. Camby leaves the ring and lands a couple of stiff sledge shots on Jack outside. Inside the ref finally comes to enough to crawl over and make the three count. WINNERS in 22:08 The Devil’s Brigade
Ross: Sledgehammers? SLEDGEHAMMERS! Is this really what is has come to for 3Piece Set to win a match anymore? Blasting someone with a sledge hammer to win the match, that is the purest act of cowardice I have ever seen! Razz: Not this again. Geez Ross, why is it that every time someone cheats, it offends you to your very moral fiber? What Ax and Cole did was reprehensible, sure, but they are HEELS, they are SUPPOSED to cheat, and they do it quite well I might add Ross: There is a difference between cheating and trying to kill your opponent, a sledgehammer was a little much in my estimation Razz: Well I am sure they will consult with you next time they try to slam home a point on their enemies Ross: Bring home a point? And what might that be? Razz: Simple, that they will do anything, ANYTHING to win. Ross: Well it’s just not right, they have me all worked up, let’s go to our next match
CORAX vs. MR.JEALOUS
Corax jump starts the contest by dropkicking MJ in the face as he enters the ring. MJ tumbles to the outside where Corax hits an over the top rope flipping senton to the grounded MJ. Corax puts the boots to the big man before rolling into the ring. Ref rings the bell and the match is officially underway. MJ crawls back in and eats another drop kick and spring board leg drop for his troubles. He manages to get his foot on the rope at 2. Corax stomps away at MJ then fires off a flurry of chops and punches in the corner before crumpling the big man with a shining wizard in the corner. Dusting off his hands, Corax pulls MJ from the corner and his lackadaisical demeanor is rewarded with MJ kicking out. He kicks MJ in the head a couple of times, but MJ blocks his third kick and shoves him off balance. MJ explodes from his knees with a lariat that lands Corax on the back of his neck. MJ targets the neck with a pair of leg drops and a swinging neck breaker, but the damage to him prevents him from making a quick cover. Both to the feet and Corax taking the brunt of the back and forth punching until he jumps back and staggers the big man with a ghetto blaster then takes him off his feet with a head scissors into an arm drag. Senton/moonsault combo gets Corax a two, but MJ double legs Corax from behind when he argues the count and levels him with cross face blows. Hauling Corax from the mat, he puts him back down with a back drop suplex with a bridge and nearly wins. More power offense follows and he caps off the rally with a snap spine buster for another two. Corax rakes the eyes and takes him down with a rolling body scissors for 2. High dropkick puts MJ down again and Corax sits him up for three stiff kicks to the spine and a second attempt at a Shining Wizard, but MJ rolls out the way then catches Corax with a shoulder high running slam for two. He gets in the ref’s face and demands a faster count. Corax takes advantage of the situation by playing possum. MJ leans over to grab Corax, who rolls him up in a tight inside cradle for the win. Corax slides out of the ring and MJ destroys the ref with a clothesline and then slaps the mat three times before telling him that’s how it’s done. WINNER in 11:44 Corax
Razz: Now is that going to set you off in a tizzy as well? Ross: No it is not, although Mr. Jealous attacking a referee is pretty repulsive, the man lost fair and square, maybe if he didn’t let his temper get the best of him he wouldn’t have to beat up the referees. Razz: Perhaps, but that anger is what makes this man so dangerous Ross: That is true Razz, very true, Mr. Jealous is a deceptively dangerous opponent, you let your guard down for one minute and the match will be over. Razz: What do you think of our nest match? From the looks of things Phil and UnderDawg have been pretty buddy buddy all week and now they have a match, what’s up with that? Ross: I am not sure there Razz, I do know they have a mutual hatred of Beast, but as for their match, with these two you never really know what to expect.
PHIL vs. UNDERDAWG
Underdawg and Phil actually come to the ring together, beer bottles in hand. They look pretty chummy for two guys who are about to go toe-to-toe in a moment. In fact, it looks like Phil is holding Underdawg upright. UD stops midway on the entrance ramp and lifts his leg. Oh, that’s not a pretty sight. And we’ve learned something new. UD is not circumcised. They enter the ring from opposite sides, meet in the middle of the ring, click beer bottles, guzzle down the remains…and BREAK THE BOTTLES OVER EACH OTHER’S HEAD!!! Well, I guess this is under way. UD took the worst of the bottle exchange and Phil hits a slow-motion KICK-WHAM-STUNNER! (Cause, you know, he’s like an undead tank with muscles and doesn’t move too fast.) Phil plods through some Big Show/Chris Masters offense, even putting UD in a full nelson. UD shows why he’s the master tactician and mule kicks Phil in the robotic nuts, then no-sells the beating and powers off the ropes with a huge clothesline! UD breaks out a little OLD SCHOOL, a little NEW SCHOOL and a little SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK on the pirate monster. UD wants to finish this now, picks up Phil for the Last Ride Power bomb…but Phil telescopes his arms to the ground and hits the ROBO-CAN-RANA!!! UD flies out of the ring and hits hard into the ring barrier!!! Hey, that T-shirt salesman is awfully close to the railing. And he’s huge! And he just hit UD with a MONSTER CLUB O’ DOOM!!!! It’s Beast! It’s By GAWD Beast!!! “BUY THE SHIRT!!!!” Beast screams as he heads back into the stands! The force of the blow knocked UD back to the ring apron. The ref, of course, saw nothing, as he was putting Phil in a neutral corner so he could begin his 10-count. Phil grabs UD by the scruff of his neck and nails The Undead Astro Plunder Buster!! That’s gonna do it folks! 1, 2, and 3!! WINNER in 12:29 - Phil
But Phil doesn’t get a chance to enjoy his victory as THE BEAST POPS OUT!!!! from a microphone at the Helios Air Flight School Announce Table and clobbers Phil from behind with another MONSTER CLUB O’ DOOM!! Phil crumples to the ring and Beast continues the beat down. Simply to not prolong the night, Moosehead Jack and LD Williams come out to make the save and Beast backs away, waving his shirt in the air and hollering “BUY THE SHIRT, SHIT-DICKS!!”
Ross: Well even WITH the interference from Beast, that has to be considered a bit of an upset. Have we had a clean finish yet tonight? Razz: Well Corax got the clean win, whoda thunk Corax would be the only one getting a clean win so far huh Ross? Ross: Indeed. That whole Beast-UnderDawg-Phil issue is just bizarre anyway, and issues between them all are nowhere near done Razz: Reminds me of our next match, last week Dr. Murder gave Eric the chance to back out of their match, he refused and got pinned, thanks to Mikey Styner Ross: Eric is certainly out for blood this week, but you still have Mikey to contend with, and that is never an easy thing, Eric has the talent, but can he overcome two on one and get the win?
DR. MURDER (w/The Evil Wizard and Mikey Styner) vs. ERIC O’MAC
To even the odds a bit, Eric brings out LD Williams and Moosehead Jack, the ref, being the clairvoyant that he is, sees the recipe for mayhem so he sends everyone except Wizard to the back (after all Wiz has the managers license and all) As soon as that is sorted out, EOM attacks Murder and nearly kicks his head into the twelfth row. Dr. Murder staggers backward into the corner, and EOM connects with a big stinger splash. Murder staggers out of the corner and EOM levels him with a spinning heel kick. Murder bails out of the ring to regain his composure, when he does EOM dives over the top rope and slams into Murder sending him hard into the steel guard rail. Both men are slow to get up, when they do, Eric tries a suplex but Murder blocks it, slips out of the hold and kills Eric with a clothesline. Murder rolls into the ring to break the count, then slides back outside and plants EOM on the floor with a body slam. Murder climbs to the apron and drops a knee across EOM’s chest. Eric writhes in pain on the floor, Murder pulls him up by the hair and whips him sternum first into the ring post. EOM falls to the floor gasping for breath. Murder rolls EOM into the ring and makes the cover, but EOM gets his foot on the ropes at two. Murder stalks EOM waiting for him to get to his feet, as he does, he whips EOM into the corner, Eric can’t put on the brakes and slams chest first into the corner, EOM drops like he has been shot. Murder pulls him out of the corner and makes another cover; somehow Eric rolls his shoulder before the three count. Murder pulls a dazed EOM to his feet, slaps him across the face a few times, then whips him to the ropes, Murder tries a side suplex, but EOM takes him over with a head scissors. Murder hits the mat and leaps to his feet and charges at EOM; Eric stops him cold with a boot to the mid section, then takes him over hard with a butter fly suplex. Eric makes the cover but only gets two, EOM climbs to the top rope and tries a five star frog splash but Eric gets his knees up and Eric slams chest first into Murder’s knees. Eric writhes on the mat in pain; Murder gets to his feet, lifts Eric in a side suplex, throws him over his shoulder and drops straight down into a stunner. Murder makes the cover, but somehow, once again kicks out at two. Murder argues with the referee which allows Eric to get to his feet, When Murder turns around; Eric pastes him with a super kick that sends him sprawling back into the ref. Wizard jumps to the apron, but EOM knocks him to the floor with a shot to the head. Eric lifts Murder up, and hits a delayed brain buster, as EOM is climbing to the top, two masked men hit the ring, Eric takes one down, then the other, but from behind a third one hits the ring and LEVELS him with a chair. The first two masked men lift EOM up and hit a powerbomb/neckbreaker combo. Eric is out. They drag a semi conscious Murder over to Eric and rouse the ref then disappear. The ref comes to enough to make the three count. WINNER in 15:48 Dr. Murder
Ross: More attacks by masked men? This place is becoming a zoo! Why isn’t GM the Rick stepping in to do something? Eric had that match won, if not for those masked thugs, it is just ridiculous. Razz: Ross, I think you and I finally agree on something, everyone suspects who is behind the attacks, but no one can prove anything. If we get any kind of proof, then it will all hit the fan, trust me. Ross: What? Razz: Trust me, oh that, look it’s just an expression Ross: So you think Moosehead Jack is behind the attacks? Razz: What? I’m not saying that, I mean he COULD be, but I don’t think so Ross: Well Jack is involved in our next match, teaming with LD Williams and taking on Johnny Adrenaline and Beast, it will be really interesting to see if any masked men show up during this match
MOOSEHEAD JACK & LD WILLIAMS vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & BEAST
Beast and JA enter together, both wearing Beast's new "Shit-Dick" T-shirt, Johnny, if for no other reason than having his ring gear eaten by a real-life Moose earlier in the week. Or just terrified that Beast would kick his ass if he didn't. Either way, it's t-shirt and jeans for JA tonight. MHJ and LD calmly enter the ring and the brawl is on. Moose takes Beast over the top to the floor as LD pounds JA inside. JA powders to the floor, and LD follows with a slingshot plancha to the floor. MHJ suplexes Beast in the aisle as LD beats JA around ringside. JA rolls in, and LD stays on him, but JA goes to the eyes to break the momentum, and bails again. This time JA goes up the aisle and jumps MHJ from behind. He sends MHJ to the guardrail, and JA and Beast put the boots to him. LD makes his way over and drags Beast back to the ring, and an actual tag team match breaks out. LD stays on the attack briefly, but Beast stops that with a back elbow and belly to belly slam. Tag to JA. He sends LD to the corner, but misses a charge. LD kicks away, then mounts him in the corner for 10 punches. Johnny stumbles out and falls to the mat and LD tags MHJ Moose picks JA up and measures him with a NASTY closed right hand, drawing a warning from the official. So Moose does it again, this time dragging Johnny up by the shirt, tearing it off. Moose spits on the shirt and tosses it at Beast, who hops in and brawls with Moose before the ref can break them up. AS the ref drags Beast back, JA gets a low blow from behind. Johnny desperately tags to Beast, who kicks Moose to the floor. Moose crawls back in, and Beast kicks him to the floor again. MHJ, stubborn as he is, crawls back up. This time, Beast brings him back in with a suplex. Cover, but MHJ is out at two. Power slam by Beast and it gets two. Tag to JA and they work Moose's arm for a bit. Johnny grabs a short arm scissors, but Moose fights it and powers out, getting Johnny up in a crucifix like hold, but Beast clips MHJ's knee to break. Tag to Beast, who takes Moose down with a judo throw. He tries to hook a Fujiwara arm bar, but LD breaks that up with a stiff dropkick to the face, and we have a race for the tag. JA hops off the apron and pulls LD down, triggering a brawl on the floor. Moose gets to the corner, but nobody's there, and Beast clobbers him with a clothesline. LD fights off Johnny, but gets back to the corner too late. Beast looks for the Club O'Death, but LHJ dodges and falls back to make the tag. LD dropkicks Beast into the corner, then opens up with lefts and rights. JA comes in and immediately gets tossed to the floor. Superplex for Beast, gets two. LD sends Beast to the ropes, who looks for a spear on the rebound, but LD moves, and Beast nails Moose instead, who was just making his way back into the ring. Beast turns around right into the DDT! One... two... and Johnny pulls LD off at the last moment. JA looks for the Adrenaline Rush, but LD blocks and tosses him to the floor again. Beast comes back looking for the Club O'Death, and LD moves and hits the DDT for a second time! Before the ref can count though, Johnny hops back in, this time wielding a golf club. LD sees it and they struggle over it. Moose comes to on the floor and sees a golf club in the ring. Instinctively, he pulls out a barbed wired 2x4 from under the ring. MHJ rolls in and LD tosses the golf club to the floor. However, as Moose threatens to maim Adrenaline, two masked men appear from behind the curtain and slowly walk toward the ring. Moose sees this, and opts to chase them off with the 2x4. LD pulls Johnny up, talks some trash, and looks for the DDT. But Beast comes back out of nowhere with the CLUB O'DEATH~! and gets the three count. WINNERS in 16:31 Beast & Johnny Adrenaline
Razz: Guess that shoots your theory all to hell doesn’t it Ross? Ross: Not necessarily, they didn’t actually ATTACK Moose, just distracted him, it could all be an elaborate set up. Razz: Yeah and space aliens traveled up from Area 51 and shot Kennedy, c’mon Ross your conspiracy theory just doesn’t hold water, it Jack was behind it all, he would alienate himself against nearly everyone in the OOWF locker room, that just makes no sense, Moose is a smarter man than that. Ross: Perhaps, but I still wouldn’t put it past him. At last, we have an Onslaught Rules match; we may finally get a clean finish! Razz: That should be a good one too; Hellion is taking a break from trying to kill Corax to take on Uncle Entity, who has improved greatly over the last few months. Ross: I am looking forward to this one
HELLION vs. UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron)
Greco-Roman knuckle lock up to begin, and Hellion falls to his knees and flips UE over his shoulder. Quick cover gets one, and UE scurries away. UE locks one hand with Hellion, and then kicks him in the knee and locks in the hammer lock. Hellion manages to hook his head and snap him over with a jumping snap mare and a drop kick to the back. Hellion shakes off the knee then quickly arm drags a charging UE and drops a knee across his elbow. UE rolls to the ropes and kicks Hellion away. They exchange chops and open palm strikes before UE sweeps him and drives Hellion’s knee into the mat with his elbow. Reverse figure four locked in but Hellion makes the ropes. Another leg submission attempted, but Hellion rolls him up for 2. UE stuns Hellion with a boot to the gut and a swinging neck breaker, but holds on and locks in a seated front chancery. Hellion punches him in the ribs, and then rolls to get his legs from under him before countering with a front face lock and some knees to the head. Sliding drop kick to the head earns Hellion another two count and the pace quickens as they transition from counter to submission, back to counter until UE breaks that up with a rude neck breaker across his knee for 2. UE maintains the advantage and snaps off two vertical suplexes before hanging Hellion across the top rope. Scissors kick brings Hellion back in but only gets a 2 count. UE roughs Hellion up with some power slams and rough turnbuckle treatment, but Hellion counters a charge with a victory roll for two. UE murders him with a Mafia Kick for a two of his own before locking in a body scissors with sleeper. Crowd firmly behind him, Hellion makes the ropes. UE puts the boots to him then pulls him. Two knees to the gut and a gut wrench suplex follow for two. Hellion crawls to the corner, and manages to elbow a charging UE in the jaw then put him down with a twisting front shin kick to the face. UE back to his feet only to get dropkicked in the back and caught in the ropes. Inside-to-the-outside leg drop nearly decapitates UE and as he staggers to his feet, Hellion hits the spring board tornado DDT. Covers, but only manages a 2. Hellion slashes the throat and pulls UE to his feet. UE fights the GATES OF HELL~!!! Freeing one arm, he uses it to punch Hellion in the knee. UE attempts the La Majistal cradle, but Hellion blocks and counters into a pinning predicament of his own, which UE somehow counters into a unique head scissors roll up with one of Hellion’s arms pinned behind his back. Hellion shifts momentum a moment too late and UE is the victor. WINNER in 31:08 Uncle Entity
Ross: Now THAT is what wrestling should be all about! What a great contest between two fantastic athletes! Razz: That was a helluva match Ross, it is good to see Hellion can shift from trying to kill someone to actual wrestling, and Uncle Entity is steadily improving each week, this guy is a serious contender to Thim’s Onslaught title. Ross: Assuming of course that Thim ever defends it again Razz: Well he HAS to within 30 days…. Ross: Scandalous, that’s what it is, what kind of a champion only defends his title once a month? Razz: A smart one Ross: Well I beg to differ. Our next match is a rematch from last week, SoulDragon and Mercury handed wCw a rare loss, Westgaard and Wilder seek revenge tonight Razz: And they are certainly in no mood for anything tonight, I say them backstage before we went on air and they were SURLY! Ross: That is certainly not like Wilder, I don’t like Dragon & Mercury’s chances tonight
SOULDRAGON & MERCURY (w/The Evil Wizard) vs. wCw
Dragon and Mercury are in the ring first, ready for battle, wCw’s music hits and they storm the ring. Wilder springboards into the ring and takes SoulDragon down with a flying clothesline, Westgaard gets into the ring and blocks a punch by Mercury and connects with a right of his own, then grabs Mercury by the back of the head and destroys him with a head but. Wilder pulls Dragon back up and whips him into the corner, Wilder charges in, SD moves, Wilder springs to the top rope, but Dragon recovers first and hits a standing drop kick that hits Wilder in the rear and sends him flying off the top rope. TW crashes to the floor; SD leaps to the top rope, jumps from the top rope to a sitting position on the top rope and flips backward landing a sweet dragonsault on Wilder outside the ring. Meanwhile inside the ring, Mercury stops the Westgaard onslaught with a low blow, he bounds off the ropes and tries a cross body block, but JWW catches him, then hefts him into an overhead press then drops him over his shoulder and then slams him to the mat. A cover gets a two count. JWW pulls Mercury to his feet and whips him to the ropes going for a pounce, Mercury puts on the brakes and bails out of the ring, when Westgaard turns around, SoulDragon springs off the top rope and catches him with a hurricarana into a pinning position. Westgaard is able to kick out at two. SD whips JWW to the ropes and drops him with a drop toe hold; Mercury comes off the opposite ropes and hits a knee drop to the back of his head. On the outside Tommy Wilder is slowly making his way to his feet. Mercury grabs Westgaard’s legs, and catapults him toward the corner, but as soon as he gets up SD slams him with a Dragon Kick, Westgaard falls backward, Mercury holds onto the legs and gets another two count. Mercury and Dragon double whip Westgaard to the ropes; he ducks a double clothesline and connects with one of his own. Mercury staggers a moment and Westgaard sends him flying over the top rope with a Cross Check! Westgaard scoops up SD and slams him to the mat, a recovered Tommy Wilder soars from the top rope and hits a McTwist (a corkscrew leg drop) Cover gets another two count. Mercury grabs Westgaards legs and pulls him out of the ring, Mercury tries to whip Westgaard into the steps, but JWW reverses it and sends Mercury crashing shoulder first into the stairs, when he stands up clutching his shoulder in pain, JWW levels him with a clothesline. The Evil Wizard starts to go after Westgaard but JWW floors him with a boot to the face. Inside the ring, SoulDragon has regained the advantage and has TW on the top rope trying for a superplex. Westgaard gets into the ring and walks under SD setting him on his shoulders. Wilder stands on the top turnbuckle and leaps, and DESTROYS SD with THUNDER! Wilder makes the cover and the pin is academic WINNERS in 15:18 wCw
After the match as Westgaard and Wilder celebrate, the Evil Wizard lead his men into the ring, Microplay, Mikey Styner and Dr. Murder hit the ring and beat down Wilder and Westgaard. Microplay and Mercury nail Westgaard with a spike pile driver, SoulDragon hits Tommy Wilder with an OMEN Driver and Mikey connects with a big splash. Before they can do too much damage, Capellan and UnderDawg rush to the ring, chairs in hand and chase the Evil Wizard and his boys away.
Ross: Wow what a match! wCw looked focused on their match; I haven’t seen that kind of determination from them in a long time! And it appears that Capellan is back! Razz: It sure does, I wonder if he has been cleared yet? The Evil Wizard has sent a message that his boys are not to be taken lightly. Watch out for this crew in the future Ross: Razz, next up is a feud that I thought was over months ago, Donovan Viper and Mark Vander tried to kill each other then, I thought that had been put to rest. Then, out of the blue, Donovan Viper kidnaps Missy and, well there is just no telling what his plans are Razz: This feud got REAL personal REAL quick; you thought it was intense before? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. MARK VANDER
Vander hits the ring and immediately attacks Viper backing him into a corner with wicked chops and punches. Viper tries to slither between the ropes and escape, but Vander grabs him by the tights and pulls him back in, then destroys him with a standing clothesline. Viper’s eyes glass over, and Vander slides out of the ring and grabs a mic. He gets back into the ring and kneels next to Viper’s head, grabs him by the hair and speaks
Ok you son of a bitch, I know you and your boys have her, I’ll ask you this ONCE, WHERE IS SHE? <Vander holds the mic next to Viper’s mouth> DV Go to hell!
Vander snaps and pummels Viper with the mic, bashing him in the head several times opening a gash on DV’s forehead, Vander asks again: I’ll give you ONE MORE chance, WHERE. IS. SHE! DV: Laughing, I don’t know where she is, but I do know one thing…..that bitch sure is a good lay
With that Vander snaps and begins choking Viper out, the ref forces the break at four, Vander grabs Donnie and throws him over the top rope to the floor, Vander follows him out, Vander has lost it, he is beside himself with rage. Vander whips Viper into the rail, into the steps, into the ring post, and just beats him mercilessly. Donovan Viper is a bloody mess, Vander is relentless, he rolls in the ring to break the count so the carnage can continue. Donnie finally gets up and as soon as he does, Vander hits him with a spear that sends them crashing into the metal guard rails. Vander is up first and waits on Donnie to get to his feet then grabs a steel chair and slams it down across Donnie’s skull, the ref has seen enough and calls for the bell. WINNER in 3:57 by DQ – Donovan Viper
Vander barely hears the bell, he breaks a bottle on the railing and starts jabbing Donnie in the face, it looks like he is going to try and gouge out Viper’s eye when The Devil’s Brigade show up with chairs. Camby slams a chair across Vander’s back, but Vander doesn’t even move, it takes a Wicked Left from TO to stagger Vander, then another chair shot to the head to finally drop him. TO locks on the Gaelic Cloverleaf while Camby sets up the table. As soon as he is done, they hit the Triple Six through the table to the floor!! Vander is OUT. Donovan Viper is finally up to his feet, and for good measure he picks up and adds a sidewinder for good measure. Vander grabs his neck and gets real still, it almost appears like he is paralyzed! Viper and his crew stare for a moment; they scurry off as medical officials rush to ringside. Donnie and his Devil’s pause at the top of the ramp for a moment then leave to a loud chorus of boos
SFJ #1: I’m here with the reigning Intercontinental Champion Black Dragon. Any thoughts about your opponent tonight? BD: First off, allow me to thank all these sexy female journalists for giving me so much attention over the last week. You ladies sure know how to make a Texas Boy feel good. SFJ # 1: I thought you were from Atlanta. BD: No, no beautiful. I live in Atlanta. I was born in the Great State of Texas. But that’s beside the point. The point is that it feels good to be standing in the presence of such a fine journalist like yourself and letting all my fans know that this here (pats the belt encircling his even more defined waist) is staying right here where it belongs. Now Alan, I may call you Alan right? Anyway Alan, the last couple of months of listening to you whine about not getting a shot at my title reminded me of an old saying “The squeaky wheel gets the oil.” You my friend have probably squeaked the longest and loudest. And much like an actually squeaky wheel, it’s been getting on my nerves. I know I haven’t been around much before or after my matches, but I watch the tapes and the highlights and as funny as your promos can be at time, they do grate on the nerves every time they devolve into a plea for a title shot. So here you are. Time to step up to goodness. SFJ #1: Don’t you mean greatness? BD: Normally I would, but I don’t want to be confused with Niles or Johnny by having an over inflated sense of my worth. I like to think I’m pretty damn good, but far from great. In fact, no one in that locker room other than Ric WOOOOO!!! By GOD Flair can say that they are great without it ringing hollow. True, some of us are on the path to greatness, but none of us have been in this business long enough to even flirt with true greatness yet. Which leads me once again to you Alan. You’re every bit the egotist that your running buddies are. I saw it the moment you first stepped in our locker room. I also saw something else. I saw the same spark that I saw in LD Williams during our series of matches. That spark of someone given the proper motivation would wrestle you straight up and not resort to golf clubs, or magical nets, or attempted vehicular manslaughter or some guy popping out of tampon dispensers to win a match. Me, even in my heel days, I never resorted to the type of underhanded tactics you guys do and look at me, Intercontinental champion, using only my wrestling ability and nothing more. I’ve faced and defeated men like LD Williams who on any given night can beat anyone hear. I’ve show rookies with ambitions almost as big as Nile’s ego just how hard you have to work to be a champion in the OOWF. Now it’s your turn. I still see that spark in your eyes. That spark that makes you want adjust my attitude towards you. To beat me at my own game and shut me up. That spark that needs you to wrestle me straight up so that if you prove to be the better man later tonight, your title reign won’t be controversial like your boy Johnny. Come on Alan. It’s up to you to prove me wrong. See you tonight.
Ross: Some strong words from the champion there Razz Razz: Well what he says is true, AA has bitched about not getting a title shot, tonight he gets his chance, step up or shut up, the ball is his to run with tonight Ross: Folks we are getting word from the back on Mark Vander’s condition, it appears to be a stinger or a pinched nerve, it doesn’t appear to be anything permanent, but he is being taken to the Old Crow Medical Center for observation, if we get more word on his condition, we will update you. Razz: Those stingers are a scary thing, all of the sudden you can’t move your body, and after the feeling comes back, you are sore as hell for a long time, it’s certainly no fun Ross: I hope I never find out. Razz, up next we have another match that should be a treat. After failing to win the World Title from Niles Anderson, Canadian Dragon has reportedly made it his mission to win the Onslaught Championship and elevate that title. It appears that in his eyes this title is worth more than Niles title anyway Razz: Well that can certainly be debated, but he takes his first step toward the title tonight by facing the former champion Firechild. I am really surprised Dragon hasn’t gone after this title more recently, it really does suit his style best, I am looking forward to his matches against this division. Ross: As am I, I have always said that Canadian Dragon was one of the best pure wrestlers in the OOWF and this will be his chance to prove it
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. FIRECHILD
Firechild comes to the ring with Seraph, but after the introductions and all, Seraph leaves the ring. Firechild offers his hand to Canadian Dragon, Dragon grudgingly shakes his hand. The two circle for a minute then lock up, FC gets the better of it and whips CD to the ropes, CD rebounds and catches FC with a back elbow to the jaw, FC leaps right to his feet and CD takes him over with an arm drag. FC jumps up again and gets another arm drag. This time CD holds on and locks on the arm bar. FC fights to his feet and works toward the corner, he runs up the corner and flips over Dragon’s back landing on his feet. He grabs Dragon’s arms and hits a double chicken wing release suplex. CD hits the mat hard landing right on the back of his head. FC charges out of the corner and hits a flying elbow across CD’s chest, cover only gets one. FC pulls Dragon to his feet and tries a suplex, but Dragon reverses out of it and lands a German suplex with a bridge for a two count. Dragon releases the hold and springs to his feet, FC charges but CD side steps and sends him to the ropes, as he rebounds CD catches FC in a fireman’s carry and falls back in a Samoan drop. CD gets up and dashes toward the ropes and hits a lionsault that gets him a two count. Both men get to their feet and stare at each other, CD tries to charge, but FC grabs him in a side head lock and takes him to the mat. The two exchange mat wrestling for several minutes, both men try various pinning combinations but neither can hold the other man down. After over thirty minutes of action both men are down after a superplex by Firechild. Canadian Dragon is up first, as soon as FC gets to his feet, he kicks him in the mid section and sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer, FC reverses out of it and hits an Alabama Slam, CD’s head slams off the mat, FC covers and gets a two and nine tenths. FC is showing a little frustration, but quickly returns to his calm demeanor. Firechild waits for CD to get to his feet, stalking him the whole time, as soon as he does, FC locks on the Cher-Elohim! (tazzmission) CD fights, but fades quickly falling to his knees! The ref checks CD’s arm, it drops once, twice, but just avoids hitting the mat a third time. CD struggles and fights and finally makes it to the bottom rope. FC has the advantage now; he pulls CD to his feet, then levels him with a clothesline, another cover, another two count. FC pulls CD up and sets him on the top rope setting him up for another suplex. CD comes to and fights the move, the two exchange shots on the top rope; CD gets the advantage with a forearm to the side of FC’s head that rocks him backward. CD then grabs FC’s head, puts it between his legs and hits a TOP ROPE CANADIAN DESTROYER! Firechild is out; CD makes the cover and gets the three count. WINNER in 37:14 Canadian Dragon
After the match Seraph comes back to the ring and helps Firechild to his feet, they stop CD as he leaves the ring and offer their hands, but Canadian Dragon just gives them an odd look and walks away. The crowd cheers their home town hero anyway.
Razz: Holy Crap! I never thought I would see a top rope Canadian Destroyer! What a move! Ross: What a match, I think you may have been right Razz, Canadian Dragon fits well into this division, I can’t wait to see more of this action Razz: I told you so Ross, that was something! Ross: Razz, last week we were treated to a classic match between Hardbody Harris and Chris Alt, it was the first encounter in their best of seven series, Harris won to take a 1-0 lead Razz: It was some of the best wrestling I have seen in a long time, almost a hour full of great action, is there any way they can live up to last week? Ross: Well, knowing these two, I would venture to say yes. They are two of the most gifted athletes I have ever seen, and they strive to top each other in the ring, which can only lead to fantastic matches. Razz: Harris is up 1-0, if he wins tonight, that really puts Alt in a bind, you hate to say must win already, but this is just about a must win for Chris Alt Ross: Well as talented as they are you don’t want to put yourself into a hole at all, Harris is tough to beat, you need to stay focused, and if you drop down 2-0 it will be hard to remain focused on the task at hand
CHRIS ALT vs. HARDBODY HARRIS
Collar and elbow lock up and HH forces CA into the corner. HH pats him on the head after a clean break. CA eyes him suspiciously and they circle one another before locking up again. This time HH snatches a head lock. CA tries to shoot him off, but HH falls to his knees then takes him over with a head lock take down for 1. CA manages to counter out of it into a hammer lock then grabs a front face lock while cinching in the hammer lock. HH manages to squeeze his arm inside of the headlock, then roll through and break the hammer lock. He forces CA to his feet and using his now free arm, counters out of the head lock with a top wrist lock and a sweep. CA kips back to his feet and hits a quick arm drag. HH looks up and CA pats him on the chin. CA teases a lock up and kicks HH in the gut and connects with three straight punches that stagger HH to the ropes. Irish whip, but HH blocks the hip toss attempt and counters with a hip toss/neck breaker for two. HH runs a dazed CA over with a Polish Hammer to the sternum, then drops two elbows before pausing, doing a little jig, and then dropping a third elbow for 2. CA rolls to the outside to catch his breath and HH meets him with a flurry of rights before tossing him back in. HH shows off to our lovely female time keeper and catches a drop kick to the knees for his trouble. CA flips over the top rope and kills HH with a sun set bomb to the floor. CA breaks the count and rolls back out and stomps HH in the back as he attempts to pull himself up. CA allows him to get up and rams him back first into the announce table, then leaps off the table with a knee drop to the spine. CA drags HH closer to the ring, rolls in to break the count, then tosses HH in. Eddie Guerrerro-like hilo to the small of the back gets a two. HH pulls himself up on the ropes. CA chops him twice before HH fires back with two chops of his own and a slap to the mouth. HH clotheslines CA down, but the second attempt is ducked and HH is taken down with a jumping clothesline/bull dog like maneuver for another 2 count. CA drops a couple of knees into HH’s back before attempting a surfboard, but HH breaks free and falls into a pinning predicament for 2. CA stops any momentum with a drop kick to the knee and a kick to the back. Surfboard stretch applied and HH begins feeding off the crowd until the chants are deafening. He fights out and pulls CA onto his back and plunges into the turnbuckles. Both men down but HH up first and hammers away at CA in the corner. Corner whip/big splash combo leads to a bull dog for two and HH really getting into a groove. Dancing jabs followed by an inverted atomic drop and clothesline put him in the driver’s seat. CA manages to pepper in some quick offense, but his hurricarrana is countered into a thunderous power bomb for 2. HH measures CA and boots him in the gut. CA falls out of the suplex attempt and hits a hang man’s neck breaker. Recovering first, he lines up HH and scores with a spear. Corkscrew moonsault connects, but HH grabs the ropes. CA puts the boots to him then drags him to the center of the ring. Standing moonsault also gets a two. CA chicken wings the arms but HH back drops him and bridges for a pin that gets 2. BG Memorial Face Plant is avoided and HH avoids a spinning heel kick. CA attempts a kip up rana, but HH pushes him off and scoots behind him. CA takes a One and Only, but somehow kicks out at 2. HH looks down at CA and claps his hands in approval then immediately takes a more serious facial expression as he sets CA up for the dreaded TO BE EDITED IN LATER~!!! Somehow, CA counters in mid move and lands with HH set up in the SPINAL CONTUSION~!!! Wasting no time, he drives HH into the mat and falls on top of him for the 3. WINNER in 57:49 Chris Alt, Best of Seven Series tied at 1-1
Razz: Ross, I am speechless, what an amazing match between those two! Ross: I don’t think it is unfair to say that their two matches are among the greatest matches I have EVER seen in my thirty plus years involved in this business, amazing! Razz: Kind of makes you look forward to next week already doesn’t it? Ross: You can say that again Razz, I cannot wait, and I personally hope this goes seven matches, what a treat that would be Razz: What do you make of this next match? It seems lately that Capslock and Stank are involved in a lot of three way and four way dances, what is up with that? Ross: Well the level of competition in the tag division is so high; on any given week you have several teams that deserve consideration. These three teams were involved in the four way dance last week in some capacity, Razz earlier you thought the Establishment would walk out with the gold, you stand by that sentiment? Razz: Yeah I do, and let me tell you why, Capslock and Stank and 3Piece Set hate, HATE each other, I see those two teams ripping each other to shreds, if the Establishment were smart, they would stand back and let them, then swoop in and pin the scraps. The champs and 3Piece Set are not giving the Establishment much attention, THAT will be a mistake
BIG BOY SQUAD vs. 3PIECE SET vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT
As seems to be the case lately, the ref loses control of this one almost immediately. 3Piece Set attack the champs as they get into the ring. Capslock and Stank fight back; meanwhile, the Establishment just sort of sit back and watch. Cole charges at Stank who elevates him with a big back body drop, Cole scurries out of the ring, Ax is getting rocked by Capslock jabs to the face, then Capslock and Stank double clothesline Ax over the top rope to the floor. As they turn around The Establishment attack, Endo nails Stank with a leaping clothesline while Morte flies off the top rope with a missile dropkick that sends FFC out of the ring. Endo pounds on Stank and whips him into the Establishment corner, there he wails on the big man, as the ref tries to pull him away, Morte wraps the tag rope around his throat and chokes him out. Ax and Cole make their way back into the ring and attack Endo. The match quickly degenerates into a brawl outside the ring. 3Piece Set isolate Capslock on one side of the ring, and The Establishment get Stank on the other, good strategy. Morte and Endo catch Stank with an ESTABLISH AUTHORITY (Total Revolution) outside the ring and roll him onto the Tukkuthkutchin Announce Table (how does the table hold the weight!) Endo and Morte go for a double choke slam, but Stank grabs them and reverses it into a double sit-down choke slam that sends all three crashing through the table and to the floor. On the other side of the ring, while the ref’s attention was on The Establishment and Stank, 3Piece Set run FFC into the stairs face first. As The Establishment and Stank lay in the wreckage of the tables on the outside of the ring, Cole and Ax roll Capslock into the middle of the ring. Ax tries to attack but Capslock shoves him away, seeing his partner out on the floor, Capslock realizes he is outnumbered so he backs himself into a corner. Ax charges the corner again but FFC catches him and tosses him over the top rope. Cole squares off with Stank, feigning moves toward the corner, finally Cole darts in and drop kicks FFC’s knee, FFC drops to one knee and Cole attacks clubbing away on the big man’s head and shoulders. The ref gets between them and pulls Cole back to the middle of the ring, as he does, Ax-Man jumps up on the apron and pulls a pair of bras knucks out of his tights and BLASTS Capslock in the back of the head, then hides them in his boot. Capslock staggers out of the corner, his eyes rolled up in the back of his head, Cole pushes the ref aside and hits a super kick right to Capslock’s jaw that drops the big man, Cole makes the cover and the ref counts three!! WINNERS in 33:49 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – 3Piece Set!
Ax and Cole celebrate in the middle of the ring, holding the titles high. After a few seconds, Firechild comes to ringside and calls the referee over; he explains what happened and tells him to check Ax-Man. Ax and Cole look shocked, the ref looks down and sees something in Ax’s boot, when he checks he finds the brass knuckles and waves off his decision, he grabs the titles from 3Piece Set and gives them back to a groggy FFC and Stank (who had finally made it back into the ring) The ref confers with the announcer and it is announced WINNERS by Disqualification, as the result of a referee’s reversed decision, AND STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – FF Capslock and Stank!
Ax goes ballistic and tries to get at Firechild Cole tries to calm him down but Ax shoves Cole aside and screams for Firechild to get into the ring with him. Firechild slowly backs away from the ring and is joined on the ramp by Seraph. The student and the teacher leave together. 3Piece Set is livid, when they turn around they see Endo and Morte standing there with chairs, they turn to run and run right into Capslock and Stank, Ax and Cole bail out of the ring in a hurry. Morte and Endo go after Capslock and Stank with the chairs, slamming them across the champs heads repeatedly. Stank and Capslock are down. Endo slaps the claw on Capslock and Morte puts Stank in the cross face. The champs are helpless. Finally The Team From Down Under hit the ring and make the save
Ross: I cannot believe what I just saw! Razz: Blew my prediction right out of the water, I gotta say, Firechild is a dead man Ross: We said that last week too, I certainly would NOT want to be in his shoes this week, he is certainly a marked man Razz: The champs retain, but if not for Firechild, 3Piece Set would be three-time OOWF tag team champions right now Ross: I never thought I would see that, not in a million years. Razz: Well, up next, something we never thought we would see could very well happen, Attitude Adjuster challenges Blackdragon for the OOWF Intercontinental title, do you think he has a shot? Ross: With all due respect to AA, no I do not, and I’ll tell you why; Blackdragon, when focused, is one of the most dangerous athletes I have ever seen. It is going to take a monumental effort on AA’s part to dethrone him, and honestly, with all that is going on around AA right now, I cannot see him maintaining that focus for the whole match. He will slip up and Dragon will seize his opportunity
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BLACKDRAGON vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER Attitude Adjuster comes to the ring in a new sequined robe, with SFJ #27 on his arm and cameraman Blackey Dragonowski filming everything. A red carpet rolls down the entry ramp, and paparazzi appear out of nowhere to take his photo. AA styles and profiles, posing for the photographers. The entire entrance takes about 10 minutes, and after about five minutes the ref tires and calls for the bell. Meanwhile, Blackdragon sits quietly in his dressing room, waiting for the chaos to quiet down. The champ finally comes to the ring, without ring music, but with a look of intensity in his eyes. BD stands toe-to-toe with AA, continuing to stare at AA while he hands the title belt to the referee. AA continues to jaw at BD, mocking his simple black trunks. AA, meanwhile is wearing sequined tights that have blinded the first five rows of the audience. Ringside ushers are handing out sunglasses. The stare down takes five minutes while sunglasses are distributed. Finally, AA’s trash talk goes too far and BD SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF AA!!! AA rolls out of the ring and begs off, and for the next five minutes AA rolls in and out of the ring while ripping on the fans. AA grabs the ringside mic: “Look at you, BD! You have no charisma! No character! The OOWF needs a champ like me to breathe some life into the Intercontinental title!” AA walks over to the timekeeper, grabs the IC title and pantomimes giving the belt CPR. Finally AA rolls into the ring and they lock up. BD backs AA into the ropes and again SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE!! AA grabs the ref and debates the rules, threatening to slap the ref. The ref slaps AA and tells AA to fight BD. They lock up again and AA is backed into a corner. BD again goes to slap AA, but the ref catches BD’s arm and AA KICKS BD IN THE SACK!!! BD drops like a rock! The ref admonishes AA, then turns to check on BD. AA pulls out a pair of brass knucks, grabs BD in a headlock, turns away from the ref and blasts BD in the face. AA plays innocent, grinds the headlock and blasts BD repeatedly in the face with the knucks, opening quite a gusher. AA finally stuffs the knucks down his tights, whips BD into the ropes, back body drop coming, but BD sees it and kicks AA in the face! BD hits the huge face comeback, dominating AA for several minutes with forceful but legal moves. AA tries to escape, but BD’s shoot fighting background prevails. BD has AA in big trouble, and sets him on the ropes for a huge Superplex! Wait, BD’s climbing to the top rope. Top Rope Superplex coming! NO!!! AA pulled the knucks out of his tights and nailed a brass knucks-assisted shot to the groin. BD falls from the top rope in agony! AA tosses the knucks out of the ring and slaps on The Claw. BD’s in the middle of the ring, busted open, barely moving. The could be the end of his title rein! Wait, AA’s moving BD closer to the ropes. He’s shouting at the cameraman! “Get this shot, Dragonowski! I’m the new IC champion! Blackdragon is history! Give me a close-up, dammit! Give…me…my…CLOSEUP!!!!!” Dragonowski obliges, clobbering AA in the face with the camera!!!!! AA’s out cold! Dragonowski tosses the limp arm of Blackdragon over the top of AA’s prone body. The ref lets it all slide. 1, 2, 3. WINNER in 27:42 and STILL Intercontinental Champion – Blackdragon Ross: HA! Attitude Adjuster’s arrogance cost him the title that is PRICELESS! Razz: Wow, what a melt down at the end of the match, all he had to do is pin him and the title was his, man you just cannot make lapses in judgment like that Ross: Well that is the price you pay for losing focus, AA should have paid attention to the man in the match, not worry about making sure his mug was on the camera. I would venture to guess that he learned his lesson from this Razz: Eh, it IS Attitude Adjuster, he will probably cut a promo about it and move on, I can’t see him pulling a Johnny Adrenaline and walking away, like water on a duck’s ass, it just rolls right off Ross: Um, ok Razz. I don’t think lack of focus will be an issue in our main event Razz: On the contrary, I think it could become a problem, I don’t think taking Niles title is Concrete’s top priority, I think hurting him, maiming him, and making him bleed are all way above that, winning the title would be great, but I don’t think that is the focus tonight. Ross: Concrete is obsessed, he believes that Niles was behind the whole Semaj incident, and he also knows that Niles has attacked him several times, this is all about vengeance and revenge, this one will not be pretty (Part 2) NILES ANDERSON vs. CONCRETE TG Concrete TG is announced first, and comes to the ring looking a lot haggard. It appears that he hasn’t changed in weeks, there is dried blood from someone on his hands, and you can still see where he had SEMAJ written on his chest. Concrete gets into the ring and just stands in the corner, a hollow, hateful look on his face. Niles is announced next, he slowly makes his way to the ring, stopping to jaw with the fans and taunt Concrete. Niles jumps on the apron, then jumps down again and taunts Concrete. Concrete is just glaring at Niles daring him to get in the ring. Several times Niles jumps on the apron and acts like he is getting into the ring only to shake his head and drop to the floor again. Finally Niles jumps down and turns to argue with a ring side fan, when he turns back around, Concrete sprints across the ring and leaps over the top rope taking Niles down with a clothesline. The ref calls for the bell and this match is underway. Concrete pounds away at Niles head, Niles tries to get to his feet and escape up the ramp, but Concrete is relentless. Concrete catches Niles near the top of the ramp, and whips him down toward the ring, but catches him with a drop toe hold that sends Niles rolling down the ramp. Niles stops and comes to sitting up with his back to the ring, Concrete charges down the ramp and pops Niles with a dropkick to the face that sends Niles head crashing into the ramp. Concrete grabs Niles by the foot and drags him to ring side, rolling into the ring to break the count, Concrete comes back to the outside and sets up a chair. He then hefts Niles up and sits him in a chair. CTG backs off a few steps and hits a running shining wizard on Niles, Niles is dazed, but still in the chain, Concrete then connects with a super kick to the back of Niles head that sends him crashing to the floor. CTG rolls Niles into the ring and makes the cover; Niles gets his foot on the ropes at two. Concrete dominates for the next several minutes, getting several two counts on the champ. The tide turns when Concrete tries a superplex, but Niles holds on, lifts CTG and drops him crotch first on the top rope. Concrete falls to the floor writhing in pain. Niles slowly crawls down from the top and pursues Concrete. Niles pulls Concrete to a sitting position on the floor and slaps him across the face several times and screams in his face “SEMAJ WAS MY BITCH, NOW YOU ARE TOO!” Concrete loses it, a low blow doubles Niles over in pain, Concrete tosses the ring announcer aside and grabs a chair, the ref warns him not to use it, the ref even comes outside the ring and tries to stop CTG, but Concrete shoves him aside. As soon as Niles stands up, Concrete brings the chair down across his head. The ref has seen enough and calls for the bell. WINNER in 15:41 by DQ – Niles Anderson After the match, Concrete keeps after Niles, hitting a Cement Mixer on the concrete floor. This brings out Johnny Adrenaline, Attitude Adjuster and Beast, Concrete fights valiantly but is quickly overwhelmed by the numbers advantage and beaten down, this brings out Moosehead Jack, LD Williams and Eric O’Mac, soon the ring fills up with wrestlers, The Establishment runs in, that brings in Donovan Viper, The Devil’s Brigade and Corax, which in turn brings wCw, Hellion and the UnderDawg into the fray. Bodies are flying everywhere; the ring slowly empties leaving only Moosehead Jack and Niles Anderson inside. They have their backs to each other and slowly back into one another, as they collide, both men spin around with fists cocked. Neither throws the punch though, they both glare at each other and begin arguing. Just as it looks like they will finally come to blows, Concrete springboards into the ring from the top rope, with a chair, and CLOCKS Niles Anderson in the head. Niles never saw it coming. Anderson is out cold in the middle of the ring. 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