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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 13, 2008 15:04:55 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live From Grassy Butte, North Dakota
Ross: Welcome! To OOWF MidWeek Mayhem! We are coming to you LIVE from the Grassy Butte Convention Center in beautiful Grassy Butte, North Dakota! We are only eighteen days away from OOWF Hell on Earth, our One Year anniversary show!
Razz: I can’t wait for that one Ross, but I gotta say tonight’s lineup is no slouch either!
Ross: Indeed it is not, four big title matches, plus match six of the best of seven series between Chris Alt and Hardbody Harris
Razz: And we have a North Dakota street fight between UnderDawg and Donovan Viper!
Ross: As if that weren’t enough, we also have the first ever electro-shock match between Capellan and Thim Reynolds!
Razz: What the hell is an electro shock match Ross?
Ross: I have no idea Razz. Let’s start with our first match! Another Vander Challenge! This time Vander faces local luchadore Bismarck Jr. What can you tell me about him Razz?
Razz: Not a thing Ross, I heard of him just now. Let’s see what he can do in the ring
MARK VANDER vs. BISMARCK JR
Announced as being from the capital city of North Dakota, luchadore Bismarck Jr. Comes to the ring in icy blue tights and a silver mask, weighing no more than 160 pounds. Obviously not from the Dakotas, the crowd turns on him instantly. Bell sounds and Vander completely overpowers him in the collar and elbow tie up. Then again, shoving Bismarck into the corner hard. Bismarck baseball slides thru Vander's legs and tries to take him down from behind, but Vander kicks him off. Bismarck charges, and Vander catches him and gorilla presses multiple times before just dropping him to the mat. Vander tries a power bomb, but Bismarck rolls over the top and sunset flips Vander over for a cover, and Vander is out before the ref can even make a count. Vander gets to his feet, and before the referee can get back up, Bismarck spews something into Vander's face. Blinded, Vander stumbles around the ring. Bismarck with a few shots to the knee then takes him down with a tornado DDT. Bismarck goes to the top and looks for a hurricanrana as Vander gets to his feet, but Vander catches him and levels him with a spine-shattering power bomb. Vander plays to the crowd, who asks for one more. Vander obliges with a second stiff power bomb and gets the easy three count. WINNER in 3:48 Mark Vander
Ross: Razz, you have to think Vander is 100% at this point don’t you?
Razz: It certainly seems like it, I am not sure why he isn’t a little more after Viper for stealing Missy, I am sure he has his reasons, but to be honest it sort of baffles me.
Ross: Well we do know that they will face off at the Hell on Earth pay per view, but you would think he wants a little measure of revenge before that
Razz: I know I would.
Ross: Well we will see how things unfold until then, right now; we have Hellion taking on the Irish Destroyer Tommy O’Neil
Razz: I know you don’t like him, but I think Tommy is one of the best young athletes in the OOWF, and that left hook is just DEVASTATING!
Ross: I have no doubt that he is a great athlete, but his actions along with Harper Camby and Donovan Viper are just heinous! I hope Hellion thrashes him in this one.
HELLION vs. TOMMY O’NEIL
Quick start to the match as TO jumps Hellion on his way down the ramp. TO pounds away at hellion down the ramp until Hellion reverses an Irish whip into the guardrail. Hellion grabs TO and rams his head into the rail three times. TO is stunned, and hellion rolls him into the ring and immediately goes for the cover. TO kicks out at 1 ½. Hellion picks up TO and nails a swinging neck breaker. Cover and kick out at two. Hellion attempts a power bomb but TO reverses it into a bulldog. TO grabs Hellion leg and begins to work over the left knee. After several knee drops and kicks to the leg, TO locks on a modified figure four, but is force to break the hold when H reaches the ropes. TO argues with ref and when he turns back to Hellion, he eats a super kick right to the mush. TO is down, H covers but TO gets to the ropes. Hellion up and begins to set up TO for the Hells fury when Corax runs to the ring and jumps up on the apron. H lets go of Tommy for a second to go after Corax. That split second is all Tommy needs to nail the Wicked Left Hook and lock on the Cloverleaf. Hellion is forced to tap out. WINNER via submission at 6:51 Tommy O’Neil
Ross: Solid win for Tommy O’Neil there, and he has Corax to thank for it!
Razz: Come on Ross Corax never touched him! Just a minor distraction for that WICKED LEFT HOOK!
Ross: Corax had no business out there Razz and you can’t tell me he did.
Razz: Well Hellion knew there was a good chance he would get involved, he should have been prepared.
Ross: That’s a pretty weak excuse if you ask me. Next up we have an Onslaught division match up. Canadian Dragon is coming off of an impressive series with Capellan and Uncle Entity recently came out on top of a three way dance with GimmickMan and Hellion
Razz: Entity has impressed me as of late, he has slowly climbed the ladder in the Onslaught division, he has steadily improved over the months he has been here, Canadian Dragon better not take him lightly
Ross: Well I know Dragon, and he prepared thoroughly for each opponent, I don’t think he will be looking past Entity, although if he does, he will lose this match
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. UNCLE ENTITY(w/Jesse Garron)
Two men near the top of the Onslaught title chase enter the ring and immediately come to a stare down in the middle of the ring. Dragon looks up at Entity but doesn’t back down. Dragon offers a handshake. Entity thinks about it for a second, then slaps CD’s hand away. CD looks at his hand, looks at UE, then smiles and backs to his corner to start the match. They lock up, UE backs CD into the corner and the ref forces a clean break. A second lockup, UE still in control, another forced clean break. A third goes the same way, but this time UE throws a punch. CD is quicker, ducking under the blow and kicking UE in the knee. UE shakes the ropes in frustration, then charges CD. CD sidesteps, kicks UE in the knee again, dropping the bigger man to one knee. CD seizes the opportunity and grabs a leg lock. The opening minutes of the match CD focuses on UE’s leg, trying to ground the bigger man. UE grows frustrated, using the ropes to get breaks only to fall back into CD’s grasp. UE gets to the ropes again, and this time the ref turns away briefly and UE upper nuts Dragon. UE denies everything, then picks up CD and drops him throat-first on the ropes, the pummels CD with a series of European Uppercuts. Huge body slam follows, and CD is paying the price to the bigger man. Whip to the ropes and a huge power slam gets UE a two count. CD tries to fight back, but UE’s power-based offense is too much. Another whip to the ropes, UE with the backdrop attempt but CD sees it and nails a neck breaker! Both men down! UE still the fresher of the two men, up first and grabs CD by the mask, but CD breaks UE’s grip and fires off a series of punches that backs UE into the ropes. Whip off the ropes and CD nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker that again leaves both men down. At the count of seven, CD channels Shawn Michaels and kips up. Whip to the rope and nails the flying forearm. CD goes to the second rope, nails a flying elbow drop, then sets up behind UE for the Dragon Sleeper! UE sees it coming and elbows CD. UE runs to the ropes, CD ducks the huge clothesline and on the rebound locks on the Dragon Sleeper!! UE’s dead in the center of the ring, fights the sleeper for a bit but has no place to go and eventually taps out!
WINNER in 14:49, Canadian Dragon
Ross: Both men were extremely impressive in this one. I thought for sure Entity would break the sleeper, but it wasn’t to be tonight
Razz: Not tonight? How many people have you seen actually break the Dragon Sleeper?
Ross: Well, now that you mention it, I don’t recall anyone ever breaking the Dragon sleeper!
Razz: That’s right Ross, it’s one of those moves, the more you fight and struggle the faster you go out, that is hard as hell to escape from.
Ross: Point taken, now, do you think Tommy Wilder can escape with a win against Corax?
Razz: Nothin against Tommy Wilder, he is one of the most exciting young stars in the OOWF today, but Corax is a seasoned vet. I think Wilder will give him fits, but Corax is patient, he will wait on that one mistake, then strike.
Ross: I don’t think he will get the chance to strike, Corax hasn’t seen anything like Tommy Wilder, this kid is fearless, absolutely fearless, I think Wilder puts it all on the line and comes away with the win
CORAX vs. TOMMY WILDER
Corax takes control early but Tommy hits some flying stuff, hitting first a springboard cross body and then a wicked head scissors take over. Tommy goes for another head scissor take down, but Corax blocks and hits a Rocker Dropper for two. Corax charges at Tommy, but Wilder monkey flips Corax right out of the ring. The crowd perks up as Tommy follows him out with a plancha on the floor. Wilder tosses Corax back in, and follows it up with a slingshot leg drop for two. They trade punches, until Corax sends Tommy into the ropes, but Tommy hits a flying forearm once again sending Corax to the floor. Tommy again pops the crowd by hitting a wicked cross-body to Corax on the floor. Both men stay down for a while as Tommy appears to have hurt his knee. Back in and Tommy flips out of a suplex and hits a rana, but he can't make the cover as it's clear that his knee is hurt. Tommy goes for the Exploder suplex, but his knee gives out sending both guys to the mat. Corax goes for a clothesline, but Tommy ducks and comes off the ropes with the two men hitting heads, knocking each other out. Corax drags an arm over Tommy, and gets a long two count. Corax goes to the top and takes way too long and gets crotched. Wilder with the rana off the top, but again comes up holding his knee. Wilder turns his back on Corax and this turns out to be a fatal mistake as Corax delivers a chop block to the back of Wilder's knee. Wilder goes down hard and Corax waste no time locking on The Trickster's Trap. Tommy fights for the ropes, but can't make it and is forced to tap out, giving Corax the win.
WINNER in 9:41 Corax
Ross: I have to give you credit there Razz, you called that one perfectly, Wilder made one rookie mistake and Corax capitalized on it
Razz: I still think the kid Wilder has a huge future here, and there is no shame in making a mistake when you are green. I will agree though, this kid is absolutely fearless. I think he would lock up with King Kong in the blink of an eye if you asked him to. That is something you don’t see everyday.
Ross: I agree there, and along with Westgaard and Capellan this will be a dominant group of athletes, they have no fear of anyone on the roster
Razz: You think Wilder would want to be involved in our next match?
Ross: I think he would, I am not so certain how wise that would be, but I certainly think he would jump at the opportunity to square off with the biggest man in the OOWF, and –arguably- the strongest man in the OOWF
Razz: He would get killed
Ross: That may well be, but Beast and Phil have been doing a pretty good job of trying to out do one another, I have seen some things in their matches that I never, ever thought I would see
Razz: They have been remarkable, no doubt. Rumor is that they will try and settle things once and for all in a stipulation match at the pay per view
Ross: I can only imagine what they will think up for then; let’s see what they come up with tonight
PHIL vs. BEAST
Beast is already in the ring, grunting and asking girls to “pop out” of their tops. Phil, still incensed over a bunch of things, rushes the ring by conjuring up some winged boots and literally flying to the ring. He should have kept these in his item box, however, as Beast sees him coming and ducks the clothesline then bounding off the ropes onto Phil’s back. Phil senses an impending choke and uses his ninja disappearing skills to disappear and reappear leaning in the corner. Beast falls to the ground and lands flush on his face. Finally, the ref rings the bell and the match proper starts. Phil mechanically lunges at Beast, but Beast ducks and focuses a nasty kick to his opponent’s metallic knee hinges. Phil buckles to one knee, but before the internal motors can realign and bring him back to two feet, a kick to the opposite knee hinge and then a big-time shoulder block sends Phil on all fours. A wicked second-rope elbow from the big man puts the Zombie Robot Pirate Wizard Ninja Whatever flat on the ground. Beast taunts Phil and starts mocking him by trying to eat the referee’s brains. The ref, though, doesn’t appreciate this and lets Beast know that he’s the ref and you can’t bite his head by pointing at his shirt and his scalp. While Beast is busy with the ref, Phil begins his Stability Recovery Internal Program and rises to his feet, not pleased at the embarrassment. He stands behind Beast, taps Beast on the shoulder, and hits the revolving Beast with the handle of his samurai sword. The ref somehow misses that, and now Phil has the advantage. He Irish whips Beast and hits a tilt-a-whirl-whirl-whirl-whirl-whirl-slam. Beast staggers; more dizzy then hurt, and walks right into two consecutive Robocanranas. Monster’s twin brother is in a bit of trouble against this Undead Maritime Mystical Shrouded Martial Mechanical…guy, so he bails to the outside. Phil mounts the top rope and tries to body press Beast on the outside, but Beast ducks and Phil crashes into the ring barrier. A cog falls out of Phil’s elbow, and while robots don’t feel pain, the arm is obviously damaged. Beast takes advantage of that and sends the same elbow into the turnbuckle, causing some intergalactic space lubricant and a spring out of the rendered metal. Phil hasn’t had this kind of damage since he’s started, and there’s no sign Beast is going to let up. Back in the ring Beast goes for a hammerlock, causing more mechanical parts and grease to ooze out of Phil’s elbow area. Still, Phil feels no pain (except that of a robot scorned, but that’s for another time and place) and just stands there knowing something isn’t working right. He does a ninjitsu roll and sends Beast crashing into the turnbuckle. Dazed, he walks right into Phil and with his good arm hits a beautiful YARPLEX. Cover gets two. The intensity heats up here, as the two trade punches, Phil’s arm hanging by his side and Beast doing little damage with his fleshy fists. Now it’s endgame. Beast runs at Phil and ducks his clothesline. As Phil is about to turn around Beast goes for a BIG MONSTER HAMMER CLUB O'DEATH!! but Phil Ninja Cartwheels to the side. The jetpack starts firing up and Phil kicks Beast in the stomach and locks him in the double-underhook. Engines at optimal throttle and bam: THE UNDEAD ASTRO PLUNDER BUSTER!!! Cover is just a formality and the ref counts 3. WINNER IN 17:22—Phil
After the match, Phil uses his internal computer to commence automatic repair sequence on his elbow. Beast crawls out of the ring, bragging about an iParrot and perhaps even a shiny new iParrot Nano.
Ross: Un-be-leivable!
Razz: Those two tore the house down again! How can anyone else in the OOWF keep up with these two?
Ross: I am not sure Razz; they have certainly displayed ability that I have not seen before. I think either one of these two could win some gold here in the OOWF before long
Razz: You may be right there Ross. Next up, man, how are they gonna control this thing? An eight man tag team match between the Wizard’s crew and Moose, Concrete, LD Williams, and Eric O’Mac?
Ross: This could get out of control very fast; I don’t envy the referee in this one.
Razz: I am glad we are safely behind this table; at least I hope we are safe up here
Ross: With all these guys involved, you never know, we may not be safe if we moved down to South Dakota
DR. MURDER, MIKEY STYNER, MERCURY & SOULDRAGON(w/The Evil Wizard) vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK, CONCRETE TG, LD WILLIAMS & ERIC O’MAC
Everyone involved is introduced and things are about to quickly break down, all eight men are jawing and threatening, the ref immediately steps in and orders everyone out of the ring except the two that are starting the match. LD Williams and Mercury start things off. Lock up to start, Mercury grabs an arm wringer; LD Williams breaks the hold with a punch to the mouth. The Evil Wizard begins ranting and raving about the illegal punch, which distracts LDW for a second, just long enough for Mercury to throw a dropkick at LDW’s knee sending him crashing to the mat. Mercury grabs his leg and drags him over to the corner, tag into Dr. Murder who comes in and drops a knee across LDW’s knee. Murder pulls Williams to his feet, grabs his leg, lifts him into the air and drops LDW shin first down across his knee. Williams falls to the mat in pain, Dr. Murder locks on the figure four and reaches up and tags in the massive Mikey Styner. Styner comes in and drops an elbow across LDW and makes the cover, Eric O’Mac runs into the ring and hits Mikey with a drop kick to the side of the head to break up the pin. While the ref is escorting Eric out of the ring, Murder, Mercury and SoulDragon try to ambush Williams, LDW fights out of it, knocking SD and Murder to the floor with punches, but then gets caught by Mercury. Merc grabs LDW’s head and drops off the apron; choking LDW across the top rope, Williams staggers backward and gets caught in a black hole slam from Styner. Mikey covers, but once this time Concrete comes in and breaks up the pin. This brings Wizard’s men into the ring as well. Concrete pulls Mikey to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Jack pulls the ropes down and Mikey tumbles over the top. While the ref is trying to restore order, and all the men are milling about the ring, Jack leaps off the apron, grabs a barbed wire bat from under the ring and BRAINS Mikey with it just as he gets to his feet. The big man goes down in a heap; Jack rakes the barbs across Mikey’s forehead, blood flows from a nasty wound. Mikey slowly rolls back into the ring, LD Williams tags in Concrete, who comes in and springs off the middle rope and hits a beautiful moon sault. Mikey powers out of the cover at two. Concrete waits on the biog man to get to one knee, then levels him with a shining wizard right to the side of the head. Quick tag to EOM, who leaps to the top rope and hits a five star frog splash! Cover is broken at two by SoulDragon. Eric gets to his feet and nails SD wit ha spin kick to the back of the head that sends him flying into Dr. Murder, Murder flies off the apron and SD rolls to the outside as well. Inside the ring, Eric pulls the massive Styner up and ships him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Mikey just runs right through it, bounds off the ropes and takes Eric down with a shoulder block. Mikey staggers over toward his corner trying to make a tag, blood flowing down his face, as he is nearly there, EOM hits a chop block that sends Mikey back to the mat. Eric tags in Moose, who comes in and mounts Mikey and pummels him with shots to the face. Jack is beating Mikey relentlessly. Mercury comes into the ring, bringing the ref over, with the ref distracted, The Evil Wizard reaches between the ropes and smacks Jack right between the eyes with his cane. Jack falls off of Mikey and lies on the mat. When he looks up, Jack is a mess of blood as well. Mikey rolls over to the corner and tags in SoulDragon who charges Jack and hits him with a clothesline just as Moose is getting to his feet. SD pulls MHJ back up and hits a series of snap suplexes taking the much bigger MHJ hard to the mat. SD climbs the ropes and waits for Moose to get to his feet. As he does, SD leaps and hits a flying neck breaker on Moose. Before he can cover, Dr. Murder reaches out and tags himself in, SD looks a little confused but leaves the ring anyway. Murder comes in and covers, but by now, Jack is able to kick out. Murder pulls MHJ to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Dr.M lowers his head a moment too soon though and MHJ DESTROYS him with a DDT. Jack rolls over and tags LDW, Williams comes in and immediately locks on the STF! Dr. Murder is howling in pain, just when it looks like he is about to submit, Mercury comes into the ring and kicks LDW in the head to break the hold. Williams is not too happy about this, he pulls Murder up to his feet, sends him to the ropes and hits a devastating spine buster. LDW tags in Concrete, who comes in, waits for Murder to get up and tries a Cement Mixer!, but Murder is able to slip out of it and tag in a recovered Mikey Styner. Styner comes in and charges at Concrete, Crete ducks and hits a couple of diving clotheslines of his own, Styner looks like he is going to fall, Concrete charges for one more, but Mikey stops him with a boot to the face. Mikey pulls CTG up, sends him to the ropes, blind tag to EOM, Mikey hits a huge back body drop on Concrete. As soon as Concrete lands Mercury, Murder and Dragon pull him out of the ring and beat him savagely, hitting him with a kendo stick and opening a nasty gash on his head. Eric, now the legal man, comes in off the top rope trying for a cross body. Jack and LD Williams leave the apron and go over to break up the fight and save Concrete. Mikey catches Eric in mid air and slams him to the mat with a sit down choke slam. Mikey covers and gets a three count.
WINNERS in 22:06 Dr. Murder, Mikey Styner, Mercury and SoulDragon.
After the fight, MHJ and LDW roll into the ring. Mikey devastates EOM with another big splash. Moose tries to attack, but he is cut off when SD hits him in the ribs with a cinder block. Jack hits the mat, and SD and Murder put the boots to him. LD Willaims has Mercury trapped in the corner and is wailing away on him. The Evil Wizard distracts him for a second when he tries to slam a chair across his back. Williams glares at Wizard, but before he can do anything, Mercury pulls him back around and throws powder in his eyes. LDW staggers around the ring, right into the waiting arms of Mikey Styner who hits him with a black hole slam. Just as it looks like Wizard’s crew is going to leave victoriously, Concrete TG slides into the ring, barbed wire bat in one hand, steel chair in the other. Crete drops the chair and slams the bat into SD’s midsection, when he doubles over in pain; Crete slams the bat down across his skull. Mercury tries to attack, but CTG side steps, when Merc turns around, he gets barbed wire bat upside the head. Dr. Murder gets a shot in on Crete, sending him to one knee. Mercury comes off the ropes, going for a big boot to the face, before he can hit it; Concrete grabs the chair and slams it down across Mercury’s face. Concrete turns around, and Mikey grabs him by the throat, and sets him up for a power bomb. CTG slides out of it and reverses it into a DDT on the chair. That just leaves Wizard, who tries to attack Concrete, but it does no good, CTG DESTROYS Wizard with a cement mixer, smacks him a couple of times with the chair, then hits ANOTHER cement mixer onto the barbed wire bat, leaving Wizard in a bloody heap. Concrete grabs the barbed wire bat, and slams it across a few more of Wizard’s guys backs. Concrete stands in the middle of the ring, soaked in blood, looks at the carnage around him, looks at the bat, drops it, and slowly leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Ross: Good LORD! I think Concrete snapped!
Razz: I have never seen that kind of crazed look on Concrete’s face before, with all that has gone on with Semaj, Niles and The Devil’s Brigade; I am beginning to think that maybe this Concrete has cracked!
Ross: I have no way of knowing what is going on in Concrete’s head right now, but there is something not quite right with him right now. I wouldn’t want to be his friend right now, much less his enemy; it certainly appears that he could snap at any moment!
Razz: Maybe Moose finally DID get to him?
Ross: I think that is entirely possible. We will be certain to follow Concrete to see how he is doing; I do worry about his mental well being though
Razz: I would worry more about our next two guys physical well being
Ross: Yes, that is true Razz, in another match in what seems to be an endless feud between The Devil’s Brigade and wCw, Harper Camby and JW Westgaard square off one-on-one. They have met before and it was a blood bath, any reason to think this one will be any different?
Razz: No
Ross: Didn’t think so, let’s go to the ring
HARPER CAMBY vs. JW WESTGAARD
Camby is out first and is soon followed by JW. As JW comes to the ring, Tommy O’Neil attempts an ambush, but is stopped when Tommy wilder comes flying out of nowhere with a flying leg lariat. Wilder drags O’Neil to the barricade and handcuff him to it. as JW chuckles and walks to the ring. Wilder follows JW to the ring and cheers him on as he grabs a seat next to Razz. Camby is visibly pissed, and takes it out on JW with some high impact power moves. Power slam, spine buster, and Sidewalk slam. After each move Camby covers but JW kicks out. Camby picks up JW and Irish whips him into the ropes, JW ducks a clothesline bounds off the ropes and nails Camby with a chop block to the knees. Camby falls to one knee. JWW with a vicious kick to Camby’s head, knocking him to the mat. Elbow drop by JWW and cover…Camby kicks out. JWW tries to set Camby up for the ice auger but Camby reverse with a back body drop. Camby to the out side and pulls a kendo stick from under the ring, and crawls back in and begins to wear out JW with it. Wilder is up from his seat now and is yelling at Westgaard to fight the pain. Camby pulls wilder in hard way and gives him a massive clothesline, Camby Irish whips Westgaard and this time he ducks a homerun swing with the kendo stick, which nails the ref. JWW bounds off the ropes with a crosscheck. Just as JWW is about to impact into Camby, Wilder hits a dropkick to Camby’s knees. JWW nails the Crosscheck and covers as a second ref hits the ring and makes the three count. WINNER by pin fall at 7:37 JW Westgaard
Ross: Nice win by Westgaard, if memory serves me correctly that ties them at one win a piece in singles competition.
Razz: I am sure Camby won’t be happy about that loss; he needs to regroup and refocus.
Ross: Next up, The Establishment take on The Team From Down Under and Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster. Sexy Female Journalist #3 is backstage with Endo and Morte now, let’s hear what they have to say.
<cut to the back where SFJ#3 is about to interview The Establishment>
SFJ3: Guys, you face The Team From Down Under and Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster in a three way dance. The winner of this will surely be in line for a title shot, what are your thoughts.
Endo: Well….
Just then two masked men dressed in black burst into the room with chairs. Before Morte and Endo can do anything, they both eat a chair right to the face. SFJ3 screams and runs off. One of the masked men slams the chair down on Morte’s back, then lifts him and power bombs him into the lockers. Meanwhile the other masked man pulls Endo up and pile drives him onto the chair. The two look over their handiwork, Masked man one, pulls Morte up in a camel clutch type move, and the other masked man swings like Babe Ruth and slams the chair across his face. Endo suffers the same fate. The Establishment is left lying in a pool of blood. The masked men flee as medical officials and Moose and Co. get to the locker room. Morte and Endo are out cold.
Ross: What the hell was that? Who are those two masked men?
Razz: I have no idea! But it certainly looks like The Establishment will not be able to compete in the three way dance up next!
Ross: It certainly looks that way, now who do you think would benefit from THAT?
Razz: You’re right! It must have been Outback Jack and GatorBait!
Ross: No Razz, it was Johnny and AA!
Razz: Well we have no proof of that, none at all!
Ross: Let’s just get to the damn match, folks we will update you on the condition of Endo and Morte just as soon as we get word from the back
JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER(w/Wally B. King) vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT
GB and AA start off with a little chain wrestling that AA surprisingly gets the better of. AA celebrates and receives a vicious chop for his rudeness. He retreats to the corner and JA tags in. GB gets the better of their exchange and puts JA down with a jumping spin kick. OBJ tagged in and steamrolls JA with a shoulder tackle and knocks AA off the apron. JA assaults him from behind, but OBJ reverses the Irish Whip and hits a huge back body drop on JA. OBJ goes to follow up, but AA hits him with a stun gun from the apron. AA in with some mounted punches and a slap to GB’s face. In time honored fashion, GB attempts to get in the ring, drawing the ref’s attention long enough for JA and AA to put the boots to OBJ. JA back in and OBJ stuns him with some huge left hands, but JA rakes the eyes and nails OBJ with a drop kick. He drags him to the corner where he stomps a mud hole in him. Unfortunately, he neglects to walk it dry and OBJ explodes out of the corner with a vicious lariat. Another follows and JA is on Dream Street. JA stumbles right into a sit out spine buster but AA breaks it up at 2. GB knocks him down and the match breaks down. GB and AA tumble to the outside and AA begs off. Low blow follows and GB eats steel ring post. OBJ hot shots JA into the turnbuckles, then rebounds off the ropes and kills him with a Boomerang~!!! AA makes the save at the last moment with a knee drop to the back of the head. He then pulls JA to their corner and tags in. AA goes to work with a pair of swinging neck breakers and stomps to the back of the head. JA’s recovered and the two switch in and out with quick tags and cheap tactics including but not limited to choking with the tag rope; biting; low blow behind the ref’s back; and low bridging the big man to the outside. To remind everyone of his mean streak, JA rams OBJ’s head into the steel steps. He comes up with a trickle of blood rolling down his face. AA boot scrapes OBJ as he crawls around on all fours then slaps on a chin lock while taunting GB. OBJ powers out with some elbows to the gut and a jaw breaker. AA staggers away and OBJ makes the slow crawl. JA explodes from the apron and knocks GB to the outside and AA drops an elbow to OBJ’s neck and drags him back to his corner. JA continues the assault and OBJ is really bleeding now. JA is relentless with the closed fists to the head, but OBJ hits an inverted atomic drop and big boot combo. AA distracts the ref and he misses the tag. GB is belligerent and almost hits the ref. Meanwhile JA chokes OBJ in full view of the ref to get his attention, allowing AA to sneak over to GB, pull him chin first into the apron, and finally chin first across the guard rail. Back in the ring, OBJ kills JA with a spine buster for 2, then looks up to find GB out on the floor. He sets up another Boomerang~!!! attempt, but AA warns JA and he ducks. JA with the reverse DDT and he says that’s it. OBJ fights the Adrenaline Rush, so JA puts him down with a front suplex. No cover as GB finally makes it back on the apron. JA tags in AA and whispers in his ear. AA’s face brightens up, and he sets up for a spear. JA lines up behind OBJ and slaps his arm in preparation for a clothesline. GB leaps into action and blindsides JA with a spring board clothesline. AA is distracted and catches a huge belly-to-belly once OBJ regains his senses. GB murders JA on the outside with a Chomp~!!! and then hops back into the ring. Call of the Wild~!!! destroys AA. JA is out on the floor, and OBJ makes the cover for the three.
WINNERS in 20:01 The Team From Down Under
Johnny and AA are just struggling to get to their feet when a heavily bandaged Establishment, Moosehead Jack and LD Williams hit the ring. Johnny and AA have no chance and are quickly beaten down and bloodied. LDW drops Johnny onto a chair with a wicked DDT and Endo and Morte hit the Establish Authority on AA. Moose pulls Johnny to his feet and DESTROYS him with a heart punch. Johnny hits the mat and LDW locks on the STF. Morte pulls AA up, and Moose murders him with a heart punch as well, Endo locks the claw on AA. AA can’t even defend himself and screams in pain. Moosehead Jack grabs the mic:
Niles, NILES! Take a good look at this. Take a good look at your bitch boys. You like that? You like seeing your boys helpless, laying in a pool of blood? I sure as hell know I do. You want a war Niles? I have given you every damn opportunity to avoid this, but you still keep sending your boys into our business. Last time Niles, last damn time. Are you really willing to risk everything against me? Look what you have to lose and tell me you are willing to make that sacrifice. I know I will risk everything to see you lying in this ring, soaked with blood; I am willing to throw everything away to get your blood on my hands. Think long and hard about your next move, it could decide your career. Trust me.
Jack, Williams and The Establishment leave the ring. Johnny and AA are not moving.
Ross: MY GOD! I would say the battle lines have been drawn!
Razz: The ball is now in Niles Anderson’s court, he better heed Jack’s words, he better carefully think about his next move, he is the world champion! A misstep here and he could be the former world champion
Ross: Discretion is the better part of valor here; it will be very interesting to see how Niles responds to this. Folks next up we have the first ever Electro shock match, in all honesty I have no idea what to expect from this one
Razz: I have not idea what to expect, except for one thing: violence. These two absolutely tore it up in their Taxi Stomp match a few weeks ago; I expect the same from them tonight
CAPELLAN vs. THIM REYNOLDS – Electro Shock Match
Before the match the ring announcers informs the crowd that in this match anything is legal and the winner will be the first person to strap their opponent to the massage table positioned outside the ring, attach the pair of electrodes (on sticky pads) and to turn the current on . . .
Thim enters first but as he is posing to the crowd on his platform, Capellan enters the arena, jumps up and pulls him down. Thim crashes to the metal stage and Capellan immediately goes after him stomping away. Capellan stops and disappears, Thim slowly gets back to his feet, and looks around in a daze from the sudden fury of the attack then the abrupt stop. As he turns around and looks at the mammOOth Tron he sees Capellan has climbed up onto the giant screen. Before Thim can even react Capellan leaps off and takes him over with a hurracarana that sends Thim rolling down the ramp to the ring. Capellan rolls Thim into the ring and scales the ropes and waits perched on the top, as Thim gets to his feet, Capellan leaps, but Thim throws a back elbow that connects with Capellan's jaw just as he gets to Thim. Capellan hits the mat hard, spitting out blood, and apparently teeth as well. Now it is Thim’s turn to stomp away on Capellan. Thim pulls him to his feet and kills him with a belly to belly suplex. Thim gets to his feet and looks at the machinery on the outside. He throws Capellan to the outside and follows him. As soon as Thim gets outside the ring, Capellan springs to his feet and The pair go at it again on the outside but Capellan gets the upper hand with a spin kick . . . he picks Thim up and scoop slams on the ring steps that are still strewn about ringside . . . Capellan leaps up onto the ring apron, checks that Thim is still out cold, springs up to the second rope and hits a huge moonsault onto Thim. Staggered from the last move Thim is easy pickings and Capellan drags him up the ramp to the table, throws him on and manages to get the first strap done up . . . Thim is starting to come around and begins to struggle so Capellan simply punches him in the face twice and then shoves the whole trolley down the ramp . . . it picks up speed on the way and crashes Thim head first into the ring. Capellan wheels the charging unit down to the table, does the rest of the straps up and attaches the electrodes to Thim's temples. As he is about to press the button to activate the power Capellan pauses - can he bring himself to go through with it after all this? After an agonizing pause Capellan slaps Thim around the face twice to bring him around, gives Thim just enough time to realize what is happening and stabs the button with his thumb. Thim’s eyes burst wide open and then slam shut . . . the muscles in his jaw bulge visibly as he clenches his teeth together and a trickle of blood runs from his mouth . . . Thim's back arches hard as the current surges through his brain and then him body goes limp again. The ref calls for the bell and Capellan wins in 25.06
WINNER in 25:06 Capellan
As the current automatically kicks back in again we see officials and trainers running down the ramp to switch the machine off and unstrap Thim.
Ross: MAH GAWD! Thim Reynolds might be fried alive!
Razz: That match sure was shocking. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA
Ross: Will you be serious for a moment? How on earth can a body withstand that?
Razz: Maybe this will jolt Thim back to reality. Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ross: You’re an idiot. Can you be serious for a minute and at least talk about our next match?
Razz: All right, all right Ross, don’t get all worked up. Next up, one I have been looking forward to, UnderDawg and Donovan Viper in a North Dakota Street fight! This one is gonna be brutal!
Ross: Yes it is, no DQ, no rules, bust beat your opponent senseless until they can no longer continue, it’s not Frank Gotch but it will be something to see
Razz: Frank Gotch? Damn Ross, welcome to 1950.
Ross: My point is, this will not be pretty, chain, catch as catch can wrestling, this is gonna be a fight, a fight between two of the more brutal men in the OOWF.
Razz: Enough talking, let’s get to some action
UNDERDAWG vs. DONOVAN VIPER – North Dakota Street Fight
Viper comes out in a pair tight-fitting Calvin Klein jeans and, understandably, the crowd starts chanting “Homo, homo!” UnderDawg enters the ring in a pair of tattered Levi’s, which looks pretty odd on a dog. Joan Rivers tries to get either man over for a quick fashion interview, but both have more important things on their minds. Viper attacks UD, who is momentarily distracted by Joan Rivers, and the fight is on. Let’s face it folks, there’s no way to call a street fight, especially since none of the streets in North Dakota are paved and the dust kicks up pretty quickly. But let’s acknowledge there’s a lot of punchy-punchy and kicky-kicky, and both men are doing things to each other that is outlawed in South Dakota, Montana and most of Canada. Ten minutes in and both DV and UD are bleeding; clangy poles have clangied, and UD Rock Bottomed Viper into an oddly placed pile of boxes with signs reading “Electricity” nearby. That gives us a reason to go to commercial. After a Foster’s ad, we’re back and both men have no-sold the electrocution and are battling each other in the concession area. Viper, thanks to his battles with Beast, has the upper hand. DV stuffs UD’s head into a hot dog cooker and offers the obligatory “How’s that for a Hot Dawg!” line. UD no-sells, pulls the cooker off his head and slams it across Viper’s skull. UD turns to grab some condiments and is sprayed in the face with ketchup by the vendor. That’s no vendor…that’s Harper Camby!! And Tommie O’Neill runs over from the T-shirt stand! The Devil’s Brigade is double-teaming UD, and 666s UD through the T-shirt table!!!! Dawg’s gonna sell that one! TDB admire their work when HC is attacked with a flying forearm from above. That’s Tommy Wilder off the second-floor stairs. He must have been 15 feet in the air!!! JW Westgaard gets two minutes for slashing Tommy O’Neill, and for good measure Corax and Hellion do a one-off brawl through the beer garden. Viper is revived, sees UD starting to pull himself out of the mangled T-shirt table. Viper get a smirk on his face and calls out to a random HAWT looking masked fan in the “Viper is Not a Homo” petition line. The masked person hands Viper a chain, and DV looks to finish off UD with the chain-assisted Death Elbow. UD is nearly on his feet, but suddenly DV is dropped from behind by Mark Vander!!!! Vander is about to murder Viper with a chair, but instead he grabs him by the head and throws him through a plate glass window. Viper hits the ground, covered in glass. Vander runs in, mounts Viper, grabs a shard of glass and threatens to gouge out Viper’s eye. The whole time Vander is screaming “WHERE IS SHE??!!” Before Vander can snap completely, Tommy O’Neil runs in, leading wit ha wicked left, and knocks Vander off Viper, Vander is OUT! Tommy Wilder, once again comes out of nowhere and takes TO through a different plate glass window with a hurracarana. Evidently gravity has no effect on Wilder. UD sees this and gives Tommy a cross-armed “X” signal, picks Viper up for the Fire Hydrant Pile driver and collects the pin fall. WINNER in 19:13, UnderDawg
After the match, the mysterious masked person that handed Donovan Viper the chain tries to attack UnderDawg. The masked female rains shots on UD’s back, UD looks amused and slowly turns around. The masked woman backs off, UnderDawg follows, slowly pursuing until the masked woman is cornered. UD looks to acknowledge the crowds cheers, when he turns around the masked woman cracks him in the skull with a baseball bat. UnderDawg goes down in a heap. The masked woman gets a few more shots in then takes off to help Donovan Viper to his feet and to the back.
Ross: I don’t even know where to start with this one! UnderDawg and Viper beat the hell out of each other, and Mark Vander, what was he doing? I thought he was going to stab Viper on the spot! And who was the masked woman that helped him? What is going on here?
Razz: That was insane! Vander came outta nowhere! UnderDawg picks up a big win, but this thing seems far from settled!
Ross: One thing that could be settled tonight is the best of seven series, Chris Alt trails Hardbody Harris 3 falls to 2, he HAS to win this one tonight
Razz: yeah, finally the MUST WIN comes into play, if Alt loses tonight, Harris goes on to face the world champion at Hell on Earth. This has been a phenomenal series so far, and from what I hear in the back, GM the Rick is concerned about a draw so he pushed the time limit to NINETY minutes!
Ross: They have been coming awfully close to the one hour time limit, good move by our GM. Give them an extra half an hour, this should be classic!
CHRIS ALT vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – Best of Seven Series, Match Six
Ninety minute time limit on this one. Gentleman's handshake to start out, but you can sense a little extra tension in the ring. Lockup and it's a standoff. Another lockup and they struggle again, this time ending up against the ropes. Clean break, and Harris rolls out and pours a cup of lemonade at the announce table. Alt follows, and they have a toast. Back in, and they start over. This time, Alt opens up with a few arm drags and a hip toss. Another hip toss and Harris lands on his feet. HH tries a suplex, and Alt blocks that and tries for his own, but HH grabs the ropes and they break. HH goes behind and gets a takedown, but CA immediately turns the tide and grabs some sort of leg lock. HH rolls out of it and manages an inside cradle for a one count. HH controls the action for a bit. Alt fights back and sends Harris to the ropes, HH looks for a cross body on the way back, but Alt hits the deck and HH goes thru the ropes and to the floor. CA catches his breath and rolls out and sends HH to the guardrail. Alt chops the skin off HH's chest and sends him back in. Alt takes control now and slowly dissects Hardbody's left leg. Harris tries to rally with a side suplex and he goes up top, presumably for the double axe handle. But CA meets him at the top and brings him down with a picture perfect superplex. Cover gets a long two. Back to the leg, and Alt slaps on a figure four. HH looks for the ropes, but Alt has him dead center of the ring. Harris tries reversing the leverage by turning CA over, but can't do it. Finally, HH squirms to the bottom rope. And the ref calls for a break. However, Alt is slow on letting Harris go, and the referee warns him. Alt pulls Harris up by the leg, but HH hits an enziguri, and CA falls to the mat like he'd been shot. HH rallies back, and looks for the BG Memorial Faceplant, but Alt blocks it and lifts HH up for an electric chair drop, but Alt drops him throat first on the top rope then clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. CA wastes no time following out now and he sends Hardbody to the steps. Then picks him up and does it again. A third try gets reversed, and HH whips Alt to the steps, and CA goes flipping over the steps with a nice sell job. HH goes on the offense now, and goes to the top rope and flies down with THE #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! Harris goes into the crowd and signs an autograph, sips a beer, and makes out with a hot chick in the third row, but when he comes back, Alt suplexes him back to the ringside area. Back in, and Alt looks for the figure four again, but HH kicks him off into the corner. Schoolboy on the rebound and Alt is out at two. Irish whip reversed by Alt, and he looks for a dropkick, but HH grabs the ropes and Alt whiffs. Harris looks for a Boston Crab, but CA blocks, so HH catapults Alt to the turnbuckle. CA staggers around on the rebound, and Harris goes up top. He gets the double axe handle again. Harris goes up again, and hits it a second time. Then a third. HH goes up the fourth corner and comes off, but Alt dropkicks him on the way down and both guys are down. Official begins a ten count, and the crowd begins booing mercilessly as Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster slowly walk to the ring. They take a seat by the timekeeper as Alt is up at eight. CA hits a dragon suplex, and HH kicks out. Alt goes to the top this time, and HH stumbles up and falls into the ropes, crotching Alt on the turnbuckle. CA falls off the top and to the floor as the ref checks on Hardbody. JA and AA jump at that opening and double team Alt. Johnny grabs Alt and AA punches away. Before the ref can do anything, Harris springboards off the top rope and lands a plancha, knocking everybody down. Harris and Alt get up and fight off JA and AA. Back in, and AA tries to get in the ring with a chair, but Alt baseball slides the chair back into him. As the Chickenshit Heels scurry off to the back, Alt and Harris have a stare down in the middle of the ring. And they go at it, pulling no punches, going right hand for right hand. Insanely paced action nearly fifty minutes in and we get the double cross body spot, each man obviously thinking the same thing as the other. Back up, and Alt looks for Spinal Contusion, but Harris flips out of it and tries a clothesline, but Alt ducks and the ref eats it! Harris turns right around into SPINAL CONTUSION~! It's over, but the referee is out. Alt goes to wake the ref, but sees the chair AA left in the ring earlier. Alt picks up the chair and takes it back toward Hardbody. Would Alt stoop to such levels to defeat his best friend? Alt looks to the crowd, who pleads with him not to do it, and CA goes over and tosses the chair out of the ring. Alt turns around and pulls Harris up, who must’ve been playing a little bit of possum, cause it's TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! HH covers and the ref drags himself over. One... two... thr... and Chris Alt kicks out at the very last possible moment as the crowd has a heart attack. Both guys slowly get up, and Harris tries the BG Memorial Faceplant again, and again, Alt counters with the electric chair. But Harris hits a victory roll. One... two...th... and Alt is out yet again. HH sends Alt to the corner and charges in, but CA moves. HH hops onto the top rope to stop himself, but Alt turns around and pulls HH's legs out from under him. Harris goes face first down onto the top of the ring post and falls back into the middle of the ring, bleeding from the forehead. Alt falls backward and lands on top for the cover. One, two, three, and we have a tie series. WINNER in 62:11 - Chris Alt (Best of seven series tied 3-3)
Ross: Phenomenal, just phenomenal. These may be some of the defining matches in the OOWF, we are all tied at three matches each
Razz: Just great great action, you couldn’t ask for much more from two men.
Ross: It is a shame that it will all end next week, part of me wishes these two could go on wrestling each other forever.
Razz: Well this is not the end of their career’s Ross, I think we will see many more matches between these two; they are the Ric Flair and Rickey Steamboat of the OOWF
Ross: Well said. Folks we would like to show you a little piece on an OOWF superstar who was horribly injured in a despicable act by Firechild and 3Piece Set. Folks, let’s take another look at just what happened to Seraph:
Cut from announcers to a music laden recap of the entire Firechild and Seraph Saga beginning with their first encounter in the old church to their battles surrounding the Onslaught championship - Seraph's intervention in Thim and FC's Streetfight, His refusal to pin Firechild in the 4 way elimination match featuring Thim and Capellan, and finally Firechild's turn towards the light and his conversion to Seraph's protégé.
Then the music stops and we hear the voice of Firechild:
“So Seraph…..Master. Do you know what it is to burn? Well you will….”
Explosive death metal-esque overdriven guitar blares through the speakers as violent images of 3PS and Firechild's destruction of Seraph flash across the screen while in the background more of Firechild's words can be heard:
“You thought that I had turned away from all I was, and was your loyal, even you loving pupil?”
“You sought to save me from myself, from the 3 Piece Set?”
“You overstepped yourself Seraph, and you will pay for your folly. You try to save my soul; well your penance will be the same as all other false prophets.”
the music builds to a thundering crescendo as the violence intensifies until finally it ends with a grainy image of Seraph burning on the cross.
Firechild: “Seraph, you have failed, I am, always was, and shall remain, the Angel of the Abyss... you have failed and the cause of your failure is me.”
[Fade back to the announce table]
Ross: Fans we are unfortunately the bearers of further bad news with regards to Seraph this evening. After the brutal attack by Firechild and the 3 Piece Set two weeks ago Seraph was airlifted to a secure medical facility in Minneapolis to undergo treatment for severe trauma and 3rd degree burns over 80% of his body.
Razz: What Firechild, Chris Cole and Ax-man did was put Seraph into intensive care with that attack. But unfortunately Seraph's problems didn't end there.
Ross: That's right. We received word last week that Seraph went missing from his hospital room sometime Thursday night. No one knows his whereabouts and the local police are investigating this as an act of foul play.
Razz: We need to be clear that Seraph was in critical condition and there was no way that he could have left his bed - let alone the hospital under his own power.
Ross: It is too early to say anything for sure, and we don't want to presume anything until the local authorities have concluded their investigation - but we here at the OOWF would encourage you if you are religious at all to say a prayer for Seraph tonight.
Razz: Seraph. We're pulling for you here.
Ross: Well said Razz, all out thoughts are with Seraph, and we certainly hope he is found well, and safe, and Lord have mercy on their souls if 3Piece Set had anything whatsoever to do with this
Razz: Well I know 3Piece Set can be pretty slimy, but I can’t imagine even they would stoop low enough to kidnap a man from the Intensive Care Unit in the hospital, I mean that is REALLY low
Ross: Which is why it would not surprise me in the least from those three. Firechild is defending his title against GimmickMan tonight, a match he requested. He said GimmickMan deserved a title match.
Razz: But wait, GimmickMan has won like one match in the last three months…
Ross: Exactly, he is ducking a number of worthy challengers for a match that he is certain he can win. This man has no conscience.
Razz: Well maybe GimmickMan will surprise us all and get the win here.
Ross: Do you really believe that?
Razz: No.
FIRECHILD vs. GIMMICKMAN – Onslaught Championship Match
GM approaches the ring as if in a daze. Once inside, he seemingly snaps out of it and looks anxious to compete. FC out and extends his hand. GM takes it and remarkably, FC doesn’t do anything. Lock up leads to a little mat based goodness that GM gets the better of. FC applauds him and they lock up again. Again, GM gets the better of him. Third lock up and FC slams GM’s head in the mat and mounts him with punches. He pulls him up into a snap Suplex for two and continues the assault on the neck. GM peppers in a few hope spots, but FC dominates him with a couple of neck breakers, a running knee lift, and a hot shot into the ropes. Nasty twisting neck breaker gets FC a close two count and he voices his disagreement. GM rises to his feet and turns FC around. Rights and left stun FC and a huge lariat puts him down. GM seems genuinely fired up but FC short circuits the rally by pulling him into the second turnbuckle. Evil German Suplex lands GM on the back of his head. FC brutalizes him a DDT, another brain buster suplex, and the coup de grace Wings of the Phoenix~!!! Instead of covering, he locks in the D-Tuner and stands him on his head. GM is already unconscious and the ref drops his hands 3 times before awarding the match to FC.
WINNER in 3:14 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Firechild
Ross: now did that seem like a man who deserved a shot at the Onslaught title?
Razz: Well I gotta admit that GimmickMan didn’t look too good in that match.
Ross: Exactly my point, Firechild is using GimmickMan to get a win, and now you watch, he will have the audacity to brag about this win tomorrow. This man is a disgrace!
Razz: Calm down there Ross, before you go into conniption fits or something. GM the Rick will see through this and schedule some tougher opponents I am sure.
Ross: He better.
Razz: Maybe next week he gets Stank, that would be something wouldn’t it?
Ross: I have to believe that Firechild wants NO part of Stank whatsoever, but right now Capslock and Stank have something else on their mind, 3Piece Set and winning back the tag titles. This one will be held in a barbed wire Hell in the Cell, possibly the most barbaric thing I have ever seen in all my years in wrestling.
Razz: Yeah, it’s not exactly how I would want to spend my Wednesday night, but these two teams absolutely hate each other, and they have already proven they will go to great lengths to hurt one another, so this is just the latest chapter in their never ending feud.
Ross: It has to stop at some point; they can’t keep battering each other like this
Razz: Oh it will stop alright, when one team is crippled and can no longer wrestle
Ross: I fear you are right; it might have to come to that
3PIECE SET vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Barbed Wire Hell in the Cell for the OOWF World Tag Team Titles
The cell hasn’t even lowered before these teams start laying waste to one another. Cole takes a wicked back drop into the barb wire and his back is torn to shreds within the first few minutes of this contest. D&D isolate on Ax for a few moments culminating with a dual hot shot into the now lowered cell. In the interim, Cole has introduced a few weapons to their environment and slams a chair across the back of FFC’s skull. Ax and Stank duke it out in the ring as Cole grates FFC’s face across the barb wire. Stank spears a dazed Cole through the door of the cage and back to the floor. Cole grabs his chair and whacks Stank in the face and helps his partner up. A bloody FFC breaks up the reunion with a big boot to Coles face. Ax drop kicks him and FFC gets tangled in the barb wire. Stank recovers but catches a chair assisted low blow for his troubles. Dual Irish whip head first into the steel steps puts Stank out of commission. FFC has freed himself from his entanglement, but his arms are sporting the results. He puts both men down with a clothesline, and then sends Cole flying with an over head belly-to-belly throw into the cell. Ax hits him from behind, but FFC reverses the momentum and sends him face first into the barb wire, not once, but four times. Ax stumbles blindly as blood pours down his face. Stank is slowly getting to his feet and FFC is leaning against the cell to catch his breath. A dazed Cole gets in a chair shot, but only connects with his back. It’s enough to put him on his knees though. Cole shakes off the effects of the suplex then wipes the blood out of his partner’s eyes. Spike pile driver on the chair! Ax goes for the cover, but Cole says no and leans FFC’s head against the barb wire. Sickening chair shot follows and FFC looks to be out. No Ax covers, but only gets two as Stank uses the last of his energy to break the pin attempt. An errant chair shot catches Ax in the face, and Stank beats Cole from pillar to post, grating his face on the barb wire and hitting a vicious side slam on the steel steps. Stank quickly checks on his partner, who is just hemorrhaging blood. Cole favors the back, but grabs the steel stairs. Stank rallies on and despite his fatigue, gets Ax up for the Stank-U. Unfortunately, he eats steel steps as Cole gets a running start and hurls them into his face. Cole crawls on top of him and Ax falls on top of Cole for a dual pin fall. FFC finally moves, leaving a trail of blood in his wake. Unfortunately 3 seconds later the champs retain and FFC collapses.
WINNERS in 37:21 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – 3Piece Set
Ross: Razz, I am going to say it right now, I fear for the safety of these two teams. The amount of cruelty they show to each other is horrifying!
Razz: It is pretty sickening, ain’t it great?
Ross: Great? It is borderline attempted murder!
Razz: Aw come on Ross, it is brutal, but it is not that bad, I have seen worse
Ross: Well I certainly hope I don’t live long enough to see worse, this turns my stomach.
Razz: well don’t look now, but I am getting word from the back that they are going to meet next week in a Non-Title Last Man Standing, No DQ I Quit Street Fight
Ross: My god. My god! They are going to KILL each other. I hope GM the Rick rethinks this idea
Razz: Not me, I can’t WAIT for that match!
Ross: I would rather see more of our next match, Blackdragon, perhaps the most honorably champion the OOWF has ever seen, defends his title against Mr. Jealous
Razz: Jealous, man this guy is ferocious! Scary power, and the man has probably the shortest fuse I have ever seen, and when he snaps, WATCH OUT!
Ross: No question about that, he is very dangerous, and that Jealous Rage may be the most sinister move I have ever seen, if he hits that, the match is over
Razz: Dragon is pretty slick though; let’s see if he can avoid it.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 13, 2008 15:06:19 GMT -5
BLACKDRAGON vs. MR. JEALOUS – Intercontinental Title MatchJealous charges as Dragon takes off the belt, but BD moves and Jealous crashes into the turnbuckle. German suplex by BD and a second one. Clothesline takes Jealous down again. Dragon looks poised for a dropkick, and Jealous bails to the floor. Baseball slide sends Jealous to the rail. BD slingshots over with a plancha, but Jealous catches him and drives him back first into the post. Then a second time and Jealous slams the champion on the steps. Jealous sends Dragon to the guardrail, then clotheslines him over the rail. He pulls BD back over and they take it back into the ring. Jealous works Dragon over in the corner, but BD chops his way out. To the ropes, and Dragon tries a cross body, but Jealous catches him again and reverses it with a modified power slam/backbreaker. One, two, and Dragon barely gets a shoulder up before three. Jealous stays on the attack, with a spine buster. He drops two elbows, but misses a leg drop. BD gets a rollup for two, and Jealous knocks him back down. Jealous with a press slam, but Dragon shifts his weight and rolls him up. However, rather than go for the pin, BD looks for the Dragon Lock. Jealous kicks him off however, and BD goes thru the ropes. Dragon stays on the apron though, and comes back with a springboard spin kick, knocking spit into the second row. The champion covers, but gets only two. Dragon outwrestles Jealous on the mat, and looks for the DKO DROP~! But Jealous elbows out and charges looking for the MONSTER~! But Dragon dodges. DKO DROP gets countered and Jealous sets up for a DDT. But BD counters with a Northern Lights suplex out of nowhere, and gets the three count to retain the title. As Dragon heads up the ramp, Jealous is enraged. WINNER in 19:20 and STILL IC Champion: Blackdragon Ross: Phenomenal match, Jealous almost had the title won there
Razz: So close, but yet so far away, that was one helluva match, Dragon managed to hold on to the title for another week, this guy has to lose at some point doesn’t he?
Ross: I think he has to be closing in on the longest Intercontinental title reign of all time; we will have to have our stat folks look that one up
Razz: and hey, if you are looking that up, look up Niles Anderson’s title reign, he has held that title longer than almost anyone thought he could
Ross: Yeah, but I can count the number of clean wins he has on one hand. The man will do anything to keep his title
Razz: Well not tonight, I don’t know how he did it, but somehow The Evil Wizard got Niles Anderson to sign to an Onslaught Rules title match!
Ross: That means if Niles gets himself disqualified, he loses his title, that means that both men have to keep it CLEAN, keep it to actual wrestling! That means, in my estimation, that tonight, Niles Anderson loses his title!
Razz: Not so fast Ross, I think Niles is a helluva wrestler – when he wants to be. I say Niles retains the title tonight
NILES ANDERSON vs. MICROPLAY(w/The Evil Wizard) – Onslaught Rules Match for the World Title
Niles’ Cronies are in the back for this, as is the Evil Wizard’s cabinet. Match starts with little fanfare, as Anderson is a little wary of pure wrestling. Still, he makes the first move and calls for a lockup to start. Microplay obliges, but is paid for his foolishness with a kick to the gut. Niles drives 100% Pure Forearm into Micro’s back. The champ doesn’t let up, and soon MP is slumping at Niles’ feet. Anderson picks him up and drives him into the corner, punching him repeatedly in the face and yelling that pure wrestling is for pussies. The crowd doesn’t like this, and Niles eggs them on by kicking MP in the face in a bit of a cheap shot. Niles picks MP up and goes for a haymaker, but it’s ducked by MP and he turns it into a Full Nelson. MP drives Niles’ face into the turnbuckle and then trips him down into a front face lock. Niles has nowhere to go, so MP taunts him a bit with whitewashing slaps to Niles’ head. The crowd eats this up and MP stands, smiling uncharacteristically as he’s just shown up the champ. Niles isn’t happy with this one bit, and he kicks a bottom rope as soon as he gets up. The opponents circle up one more time, like in the beginning of the bout, but this time they legitimately lock up. 100PM drives the smaller Microplay into the corner and slaps him across the chest. A punch is ducked, and MP spins Niles into the corner, punches him, and monkey flips him into the middle of the ring. A lightning fast second rope splash gets two. MP grabs Niles and drags his face along the top rope. That’s gotta burn a bit. MP tries a schoolboy but Niles kicks out. MP hits Niles with a running elbow. A second running elbow is turned into a drop toehold. Niles grabs MPs legs and begins to go for the Precision Incision, but the ref reminds Niles of the rules so Niles regretfully changes his mind and instead stomps him in the abdomen. MP grabs his stomach and Niles gives an insidious smirk to the crowd. He picks him up and locks his opponent’s head and is about to go for the SteeDDT, but MP floats over and lands on the top turnbuckle. Niles, amazed, turns around right into a head scissors and stumbles over to the rope. He leans against the top rope and MP uses this chance to sprint across the ring and leap over the top rope, slamming Niles’ neck into it and sending him flying backwards. MP is fired up as he sprints back in at the ref’s request, but Niles has rolled out of the ring. Desperate now, he goes for a chair, but again the ref reminds him that he’ll lose his belt if he’s DQ’d. He smashes the chair into a security guard out of anger and heads back in the ring, eating a Microplay dropkick in the process. Another MP dropkick and the challenger still has the upper hand. A second-rope dropkick sends Niles down hard, and MP climbs the top rope. This could be it…a savage elboowwwww…NO! Niles ducks out of the way and instantly grabs Microplay in an incredibly compact small package. 1, 2, 3! Microplay kicks out a nanosecond too late, and it’s Niles who escapes as the OOWF champion.
Winner in 25:12: Niles Anderson.
After the match, Moosehead Jack comes out to the top of the ramp. He and Niles glare at each other; Niles slowly climbs the turnbuckle and poses taunting Jack with the title
Razz: Ross you have to give the devil his due, Niles Anderson won that match fair and square
Ross: I certainly did not think it was possible, the man is still slime, a snake, and a coward, but I give him credit, he won fair tonight, it may be the first time, and it likely will be the last time. Folks that’s all the time we have tonight, for Razz, I’m Ross, GOODNIGHT!
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