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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 15, 2008 15:13:13 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Buddha, Indiana
ERIC O’MAC vs. UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron)
Both competitors are in the ring, but apparently there’s an announcement to be made.
Generic Announcer: “This match was scheduled as an Onslaught Rules Match. But due to situations we are not clear on, this match has been changed to a “What Would Ricky Steamboat Do?” Match!
GA puts his mic down, looks at the timekeeper and mouths, “Whazupwitdat?” Timekeeper shrugs his shoulder but rings the bell. The referee forced both men to shake hands, which Entity isn’t too open to. But the ref says Ricky Steamboat would have shaken hands, so they do. They lock up, back into the corner, ref forces the clean break and EOM stands peacefully in the corner, knowing that Rick Steamboat would never cheap shot someone in the corner. Lockup again, EOM whips Entity to the ropes and a HUGE arm drag takedown to an arm bar. Entity rolls through, rolls through again, kips up, reverse arm bar, whips EOM into the ropes and ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN! EOM goes for a body slam but UE hangs on tight, a signature Steamboat maneuver! EOM comes back up, delivering legal knife-edge chops to break the hold, and a SNAP MARE TAKEDOWN! Steamboat would be proud. Chin lock now by EOM, and UE sells like a seasoned pro! UE reverses with a snap mare, quickly into a rolling reverse cradle for a two-count! EOM kicks out, catches UE coming in with a hip toss and back to the arm bar! Exciting OLD SCHOOL ACTION! EOM moves into the hammerlock, working the arm, and you can just hear David Crockett calling the match: “Now watch this. Oh! That’s gonna hurt. Now watch this! Oww! Now watch this, he’s going for it! Wow, he got it!” (OK, so only people old enough to have watched Georgia Championship Wrestling on TBS got that, but trust me, it’s funny.) Meanwhile, EOM hits an atomic drop, and Entity does the Rick Rude “I’ll never have children again” stagger. EOM with a flying head scissors into a crucifix that gets a two-count. Whip to the ropes and EOM does the flashy Steamboat chop that sends UE scurrying out of the ring. The ref admonishes UE because Steamboat would never roll out of the ring. UE improvises and sunset flips EOM coming back in for a two-count. UE whips EOM to the corner, monkey flip coming out! Another whip but EOM reverses into the ropes and hits the high cross body. 1, 2, 3…NOOO!! UE gets the shoulder up. EOM goes to the top rope for the flying karate chop. CONNECTS! But wait, EOM appears injured, holding his knee. And Rick Steamboat wouldn’t fake an injury! But UE knows Steamboat wouldn’t take advantage right away, so he talks to the ref about stopping the match. Of course EOM knows Steamboat wouldn’t quit, so we have to go to a commercial break while they figure this one out.
(COMMERCIALS) Commercials? Wait! This is MidWeek Mayhem! We have no commercials! We quickly cut to Ric Flair’s Sandwich Shoppe where Flair hangs up the phone and looks directly at the Invisibly Ninja Cameraman, then speaks
Hi, I’m Ric Flair; you might remember me as sixteen time world champion, limousine ridin’, jet flyin’ wheelin’, dealin’, kiss stealin’, son of a gun! You may remember me as the dirtiest player in the game. But today, I have a new love. Gone of the days of traveling the world searching for men to break and women to bed. Now, I travel the world looking for the freshest ingredients, the most succulent meats, the freshest baked bread, all so I can bring you the best damn sub you have ever had.
<Arn Anderson walks onscreen> When this man says fresh, he means fresh. You see this cut of roast beef? It was a cow this morning. You see these fresh sweet honey loaves of bread? Imported from the finest Italian bakeries this morning. When you see this sign <flashes the four fingers of the Horsemen> this means we use only quality ingredients. Fresh bread, fresh meat, fresh vegetables and fresh sauces. Anything less, is just not good enough
Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair’s Sandwich Shoppe, EAT FRESH FATBOY!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Back from commercials, and UE is working over EOM’s leg—legally, of course. A leg lock here, a spinning toe hold there, even a Kurt Angle ANKLELOCK that EOM is able to kick out of. EOM gives us a couple of classic Steamboat HOPE COMEBACKS, then gets a good comeback going with a flurry of chops! EOM hits the massive baby face comeback, and is able to complete a vertical suplex—though he comes up a little lame. EOM whips UE to the ropes and FLYING CROSS BODY PRESS!!!! One, two, NO! Entity rolls through the pinning combination, hooks EOM’s good leg and one, two, EOM can’t kick out with the bad wheel, three!!! WINNER in 28:37, Uncle Entity.
BEAST vs. MR. JEALOUS
Beast charges and runs into a high knee which gets a quick two for Mr.J. Jealous picks up Beast and a running power slam gets two. Mr. Jealous continues to go to work with a series of clubbing forearms, but Beast ducks a clothesline and shoulder blocks Mr. Jealous. Beast picks him up and hits a stiff spine buster. It gets two, and instead of following up, Beast picks up Mr. Jealous and tosses him out of the ring. Beast sets up the stairs at ringside and tries a daring dive off them, but misses and smashes into to guard rail. Mr. Jealous steals Beat's idea and leaps off the steps with a lariat. the two men roll back into the ring, but Mr. Jealous punches Beast to the floor and tosses the animal back first into the post. Back in the ring again, and Mr. Jealous hits him with a DDT, but gets drop-toeholded when trying to follow up with a bulldog. Beast follows up with a bulldog for two. Beast charges, but Mr. Jealous hits stiff power slam. Mr.J preps the Gore, but misses and crashes into the ring post. Beast goes for The Club o’ Death, but Mr. J avoids the move and hits Beast with the Monster! Mr. Jealous looks shocked and goes for the cover...and it gets two!!! Mr. J can't believe it. He preps for another monster attempt, but Beast pops up and hits the club o’ death for the shocking pin!
WINNER in 8:04 Beast
DRINK & DESTROY vs. DR. MURDER & MIKEY STYNER
D & D are out first. As MS and DM make their entrance, D & D rush them they commence brawling down the ramp. DM takes a nasty hotshot into the guard rail and Stank assists FFC with MS with a forearm to the back of the head. They roll MS in and the ref officially starts the contest. Stank hits a power slam and two leg drops before tagging out to FFC. FFC with a few rights and lefts and an Irish Whip. Mid ring collision and MS tells him to do it again. So FFC complies. Same result. MS says one more time, and FFC runs the ropes again, this time avoiding MS’s clothesline and dropping him with a rebound flying shoulder tackle. FFC lines MS up for another move, but DM clobbers him from behind. FFC levels him with a big right hand, but it allows MS to catch him with a huge belly-to-belly suplex. A pair of elbow drops and big splash get him a two. Tag to DM who stomps away and chokes FFC in the ropes. FFC battles back, but DM goes low with a drop kick and quickly tags MS back in. MS hurls FFC into the corner and avalanches him twice before ramming him in the face with his butt on the third charge. He goes up top for the Chest Compressor~!!! but FFC recovers enough to pound him in the back and pull him off the second rope with a HUGE belly-to-back suplex. Both men down, but DM gets the tag first. He charges but is nearly beheaded with a big boot from FFC. FFC tags in Stank and the crowd erupts as he runs DM over with a shoulder block and clotheslines MS off the apron. Stank destroys DM with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but MS in to break up the pin and all four men brawling. DM is dropped first and rolls to the outside where EW has suddenly appeared and slips something to him. D&D destroy MS with an Acolyte-like Spine Buster and FFC follows him to the outside while a “dazed” DM rolls back in. EW climbs in to distract the ref, and FFC pulls him out. DM hits Stank with an eye-crossing low blow and nails him with a brass knuckle shot to the temple. Stank collapses and DM stashes the knucks and he makes the pin fall. FFC slides back into the ring a moment too late and EW’s crew picks up the win.
WINNERS in 18:01 Dr. Murder & Mikey Styner
PHIL vs. MICROPLAY
The two World Title contenders square off, fresh off wins at OOWF Hell on Earth. Microplay starts out with a little hit and run action, trying to keep Phil on his toes with a series of dropkicks, chop blocks, and trips. Phil, however, will not fall to his feet, and at one point swats Microplay like a bug. MP reels into the corner. Phil fires up his jetpack and tries a fuel-assisted shoulder block into the corner, but MP hops onto the top rope. Phil’s shoulder hits the turnbuckle, which allows Microplay to attempt a hurracanrana. Phil, though, is too heavy, and simply tosses Microplay to the outside. The Pirate Robot Ninja Zombie Space-whatever stalks him and puts him in a gorilla press, using his robotic arms to send him 15 feet in the air. If Phil lets go, it’s going to hurt BAD. Instead, though, Phil shows off with some multiple military presses and on the third one Microplay slides off down Phil’s arm and stomps on his opponents head. This sends Phil’s optic sensors reeling; he must have loosened a wire or something. They don’t make Space Robots like they used to. Phil gropes around blindly, and MP whips Phil into the stairs a few times. The third one, though, knocks Phil’s wire back in place and he can see again just as MP is coming off the rope with a huge Missile Drop Kick to the outside. Phil catches him in mid-air and tosses him back to the ring, much to the referee’s relief. Microplay does whatever he can to avoid Phil in the ring; the big guy is just too strong and metallic to risk being put into any kind of compromising situation. Microplay again tries to take advantage of his quickness and tries for another series of fast, low impact moves. Phil doesn’t care for this anymore, though, so he summons a Level 1 Root spell that causes Microplay’s feet to remain planted on the mat. Phil smiles, thinking that this pummeling is going to be easy, but the Microplay grabs the ropes and Phil is forced to reverse the spell so he doesn’t get disqualified. Magic doesn’t always pay. Instead, Phil pulls out his samurai sword and attempts to go after Microplay in the corner. MP ducks, though, and the sword sends the turnbuckle stuffing all over the place. MP takes advantage of this distraction, dropkicking Phil in the back, which causes Phil’s head to hit the turnbuckle pin. Phil stumbles around, tries to hit the Yarplex, but slips on some of the stuffing on the ground, allowing Microplay to cover Phil and put his feet on the ropes. Phil kicks out at 3.0019392, but it’s enough for MP to steal a win. WINNER in 14:31 Microplay
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. CORAX
Corax is already in the ring as AA makes his entrance . . . as AA is climbing onto the ring apron Corax makes a sudden turn from the crowd and hits AA with a baseball slide, knocking him from the apron and smashing his face onto it. Corax follows up with nothing more scientific than a straight punch to the face and then climbs back into the ring to receive a dressing down from the ref. AA recovers himself and while Corax is talking to the ref AA walks around the blindside of the ring, climbs in and chop-blocks the unwary Corax left leg . . . the ref figures this is fair enough and calls for the bell to start the match. Corax and AA get back to their feet with AA smiling at Corax who is now holding his leg in pain and so goes straight for it with a single leg take down . . . he keep him down with 3 stiff elbows to the face, then stands up and stamps on Corax in his 'lower abdominal region' bringing about another dressing down by the ref, which he of course simply shrugs off. As AA bends down to pick Corax up, Corax grabs AA by the hair and pulls him down to the mat. Once there Corax sits up and punches AA in the face and then bitch slaps him!! Corax then climbs to his feet using the ropes and the ref for assistance. AA looks pissed as he gets back to his feet and the two men simply begin to slug it out bar fight style in the middle of the ring - the ref has really lost control of this one. AA manages to gain the upper hand in this exchange after a right hand that catches Corax clean on the nose, stunning him momentarily and allowing AA to his a dropkick to Corax already injured leg. Corax crashes down to the mat screaming in pain and holding his right leg . . . he calls the ref over asking for medical attention. The ref tries to examine the leg but Corax screams again. The ref makes the dreaded sign and holds AA back. Disbelieving AA argues with the ref who waves him away and then climbs out of the ring to talk to the timekeeper. While his back is turned AA bends down to pull Corax up from the mat but Corax lashes out with his perfectly healthy right leg catching AA square on the bridge of the nose and then again on the temple . . . AA goes down hard and looks like he's staying there. Corax rolls onto AA and screams for the ref who runs back into the ring and not knowing quite what's going on or what to do counts the one, two…AA dramatically rolls his shoulder and avoids the pin. Corax gingerly gets to his feet and argues with the referee. AA slowly gets up as well, when Corax sees that he charges at AA, AA simply sidesteps the charging Corax and catches him coming off the rope with a hard elbow to the temple. Corax staggers and tries to maintain his balance, AA locks on the claw and Corax falls to his knees. Corax struggles, and almost makes to the ropes. Just when it appears that the ropes are within reach, Corax taps out giving AA the victory. WINNER in 9:34 – Attitude Adjuster
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. UNDERDAWG & BLACKDRAGON
The Devil’s brigade walks to the ring to the strains of “Whatever”. Camby is snarling at the fans, while O’Neil is strangely calm. Black Dragon enters next, striding to ringside but halting on the outside of the ring. Dragon smiles at the Brigade as – wait for it –
Bong…
Bong…
BARK!
The lights go out and a spotlight hits the entrance as “Doggy Dogg World” begins to play. The spotlight follows Underdawg as he slowly strolls to ringside. UD removes his coat and hat on the floor, climbs onto the ring apron, and lifts his arms, raising the houselights.
Ross: “Where did Dragon Go?”
Razz: “Look! On the apron behind the Brigade!”
BD with a springboard double clothesline from behind. O’Neil goes down, and Camby stumbles forward into a Goozle by UD. UD goes for a chokeslam, but HC raises a knee to the nether regions on the way up. UD lets go and grabs the ropes to keep from falling. HC grabs UD’s head and drops to his knees, clotheslining UD on the top rope. UD falls to the floor and HC follows him out. BD backs TO into the corner and hits a knife edge chop (whooooo!). And another (whooooo!). And a third (whooooo!). BD whips TO to the opposite corner and follows him in but TO moves out of the way. TO with a series of body punches. TO swings the left hook, but BD ducks, swings behind TO, and hits a textbook German suplex. BD hangs on and picks him up for a second German, but this one is blocked by a mule kick to the little dragon. TO with a whip to the corner, but it’s reversed. BD stumbles to his corner and makes the tag. UD swings at Tommy, but TO ducks and takes the ‘Dawg down with a fireman’s carry. TO grabs the arm and drags UD back to the brigades corner. Tag to HC who picks up the UD with a body slam, HC off the ropes and leg drop across the throat. HC on top of UD, pounding away with rights and lefts. The ref tries to pull HC off, but is shoved away. HC picks UD up and shoves him into the corner. Tag to TO. TO with a series of body blows.
Ross: “Is that…Is Underdawg Growling?”
UD picks TO up in mid punch and runs across the ring, slamming TO back-first into the turnbuckles. Tag to BD, UD puts Tommy on the top rope as BD comes in and starts to climb. BD and TO are both standing on the top turnbuckle. UD backs into the corner. BD steps onto the ‘Dawgs shoulders, traps TO’s neck and arm, and…
Razz: “Un. Be. Lievable.”
Ross: “That is the biggest T-Bone superplex I have ever seen.”
Razz: “The legs Ross, look at the Legs!”
Ross: “Good Grief! Dragon threw Tommy O’Neil so far with that superplex, his legs are actually caught in the opposite turnbuckles!”
HC stares at Dragon in disbelief as he reaches down and slaps TO’s boot, tagging himself in. HC climbs slowly into the ring, then explodes toward Dragon, who catches him with a drop toehold into the turnbuckles. BD with some kicks to the midsection, then picks HC up. BD tries to whip him to a neutral corner, but HC reverses, following BD into the corner so fast that he has no time to do anything but crash head first into him. Both men are staggered. HD pushes BD into his corner and tags a still-dazed TO.
TO with rights and lefts. TO goes for a suplex, but BD blocks it. BD reverses the suplex, but turns with TO in mid air, dropping him into the middle of the ring. BD floats over and hits TO with a series of strikes to the face. BD picks TO up and spins him around. BD locks in the full nelson
Razz: “Will he go for it?”
Ross: “There’s the neck breaker still holding on…the Dragon Suplex…rolling through… and there’s the Dragon Lock 2 – The full dragon combo!!”
Razz: “I love it!!!”
BD cinches in the hold and the ref asks TO if he can continue. HC in with a kick to the face that forces BD to let go. UD attempts to come in but is blocked by the ref, allowing HC to drag BD back to the Brigades corner. TO crawls to his corner and makes the tag. HC props BD in the corner and slugs away. HC pulls BD out of the corner, lifts him up, and power bombs him into the turnbuckles. BD is out on his feet. HC goes to the opposite corner and takes a swing at UD. While the ref is distracted with this altercation, HC uses the tag rope to choke out Dragon. HC turns and sprints back to his corner, nailing BD with a clothesline. HC tags TO and gives the sign for the triple 6. HC lifts BD as TO climbs the turnbuckles. UD in with a chop block to HC. HC and BD fall into the turnbuckles, causing TO to fall to the outside. The ref forces UD back to his corner as TO struggles back into the ring. TO slugs BD once, twice, BD grabs TO and spins around with a belly-to-belly suplex, launching TO into a neutral corner. BD crawls for his corner as TO does the same. TO, being closer, reaches his corner first and makes the tag. HC lunges for BD but cannot stop him from making the tag. UD is en fuego! Soupbone for HC. And another. Big boot for an incoming TO. HC backed into the ropes; a running clothesline takes both men to the outside. UD gets the better of HC on the Peruvian announce table, and picks him up for the Last Ride. As he lifts him, TO comes out of nowhere with that vicious left hook. As UD starts to fall back, BD dropkicks his own partner, reversing the big man’s momentum. UD falls forward, driving HC through the Moroccan announce table. HC and UD are out! BD drags TO back into the ring while the ref is checking on UD and HC. BD picks up TO for the DKO drop, and is blindsided by a chain-assisted death elbow from Donovan Viper. Viper sprints back up the aisle as the referee returns to the ring in time to see TO picking BD up. A left hook levels the already unconscious BD. TO makes the cover. 1…2…UD grabs the bottom rope but can’t get into the ring dragging Harper…3! WINNERS in 28:47 – The Devil’s Brigade.
SOULDRAGON vs. MERCURY
The lights dim, and the PA blares the Evil Wizard’s voice: “Soon my minions, we will have all the GOLD!” followed by Metallica’s St. Anger as Mercury is lead down the aisle by The Evil Wizard. Both play the crowd, then Mercury gets the mike:
“Come on Dragon! It’s just me! Come down here and show everyone what a bad ass you are! Or are you AFRAID? Afraid that I’ll show the WORLD what you and I already know? That I’M the better wrestler, I carried our “team” and that you never could, and never will, be able to be more than a coat-tail riding punk! C’mon “Soul Dragon”! Where are you?
Can’t be Touched fires up and Soul Dragon makes his way to the ring, walking with a purpose, eyes locked on Mercury. After he climbs into the ring, the Evil Wizard gets in SD’s face, laughing and gesturing at the cuts and bruises on SD’s face still healing from last week’s beat down. Without taking his eyes off of Mercury, Soul Dragon pie-faces the Evil Wizard out of the ring, and the ref calls for the bell! Mercury circles SD looking for the initial collar and elbow lock up, but SD is having none of that tonight, snapping a Muy Thai kick into Merc’s knee, and as Mercury drops to one knee in pain, driving an elbow into the back on his head! Mercury rolls out of the ring to re-group as the Evil Wizard alternates between trying to get the crowd off of Mercury’s back, and arguing with the referee, but is having no luck at either. SD doesn’t follow his opponent out of the ring – he just stands in the center, points at Mercury and then at the ring floor – clearly saying “You. Here.”
Merc gets back in the ring and ties up with SD, and whips him into the ropes for a running clothesline, dropping SD to the mat. He picks SD up for a suplex, but SD shifts his weight and counter into a release suplex of his own! SD goes for the follow-up running elbow strike, but Mercury bails out of the ring. This goes on for the next few minutes – Mercury hits a move or two, but SD always has a counter or a follow up – but Mercury either leaves the ring or forces a break before Dragon can get any real offense chained together. It’s obvious that Soul Dragon is controlling the match, and isn’t falling for any stunt Mercury tries. At the 10 minute mark, SD gets impatient when Mercury again goes to the ropes when trapped in a standing arm bar by SD. Dragon turns to yell at the ref about Merc’s stall tactics – and then the Wizard’s minion hangs Soul Dragon’s neck off of the top rope! Dragon is stunned and Mercury follows up with a pair of swinging neck breakers, and when SD starts to get to his feet, Mercury follows up with the Quicksilver Drop (Rocker Dropper)! Cover – 1, 2, and Soul Dragon kicks out! Mercury rolls SD to his stomach and DRIVES a knee into the back of his neck, then a second, roll to the back, cover – 1, 2, KICK OUT AGAIN! A look of disbelief on his face, Mercury screams “WHAT? NOOOO!” at the referee – Mercury picks Soul Dragon up goes off the ropes for a running clothesline, but SD hooks the arm, throws a hard elbow into the back of Mercury’s head, and then hits a dragon suplex! Hanging on, Dragon hits a second suplex and sets up for a third! At that moment, The Evil Wizard climbs up on the apron, and Soul Dragon releases Mercury goes RIGHT after manager – Evil Wizard takes a swing at SD with his scepter, but Dragon easily avoids it and pulls EW over the top rope and into the ring, dropping the Wizard to the mat with an elbow to the side of the head – Soul Dragon steps back to set up the Death Blow on the Wizard, when the referee step in between them, stopping SD from taking him out. As SD argues with the ref, Mercury gets to his feet and pulls a familiar packet from the waistband of his trunks…. The Evil Wizard (still on the ground) grabs the ref’s leg, and when the ref checks on him, Mercury turns SD and hits him right in the eyes with the liquid metal! The ref starts to turn when he hears SD’s cream of pain and outrage, but the Evil Wizard grabs his by the shirt, keeping him distracted. Mercury picks up the Wizard’s scepter from the mat and drives it into Soul Dragon’s stomach, and then hits a second, crushing shot to the back of SD’s neck – Mercury pulls SD to his feet, takes him to the corner and hits a second rope Quicksilver Drop! The Evil Wizard directs the referee’s attention back to the match just as Mercury makes the cover – 1 – 2 – 3 WINNER – Mercury 15:05
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CHRIS ALT
After a couple of teased lock ups, CA’s superior speed allows him to control MHJ with a waist lock take down into a front chancery. MHJ counters out of it with one of his own, but CA re-counters with a hammer lock. Back on their feet, MHJ elbows free, but CA sweeps him down and hits a quick sky-walk knee drop for 2. CA keeps the pace quick and they run the ropes for a moment, culminating in CA sliding under a MHJ clothesline attempt and rebounding off the ropes with a flying forearm. CA hooks his feet under MHJ’s arms and turns him into a creative pin attempt for two. MHJ rolls out to the outside. CA whiffs on the cross body, but lands on his feet only to take a vile lariat for his troubles. MHJ introduces him to the steel barricade then pulls him back in and works him over for a few minutes. CA comes back with a jaw breaker and a drop kick that sends MHJ into the corner. CA then runs up his chest and hits a hurricarana for 2 and a rapid succession of inside cradles and rolls ups for more near falls. MHJ gets back into the contest with a few head buts and a running knee lift to the face. He scrapes his boot across his face before dropping a knee for two. MHJ scores with a DDT for another two, then locks in a grounded chin lock. CA fires out of it, but MHJ, drags him back down. Second attempt does the trick and CA drops MHJ with a spinning DDT for two. Quick exchange of fists and MHJ whips CA into the ropes. CA slips out to the apron as MHJ charges in. CA with a high kick to the head and MHJ falls into position for a spring board senton for another two. CA signals for the SPINAL CONTUSION~!!! but MHJ is able to run him hard into the corner then crumple him with a Heart Punch. He sets CA up for a pile driver, but CA takes him down with a jack knife pin for a very close 2. However, MHJ is up first and strikes with a spine tingling DDT. Instead of a cover, he pulls CA up, pulls his hand behind his head and drills him with another Heart Punch. Alt sinks to one knee, before Jack can do anything Alt drives upward and stuns Jack with a European uppercut. Alt is now on his feet and he fires away at Jack backing him into the ropes with shots to the head. Alt whips Jack to the opposite ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a scoop slam, but before Alt can do anything, Jack slips over his shoulder and lands behind Alt. In one fluid motion Jack pins Alt’s arm again and nails him with another heart punch. Alt falls to his knees gasping for consciousness. MHJ grabs Alt’s head and tilts it back and pounds away at Alt’s forehead opening a huge gash and drawing copious amounts of blood. Alt appears to be helpless. Jack is screaming obscenities at Alt, and pulls him up, sets him up and hits a pile driver. Jack looks like he wants to punish Alt some more, before he can, a mysterious figure comes through the crowd and throws in the towel. The ref sees this, and decides this would be a good time to stop the match.
WINNER by ref stoppage in 22:11 Moosehead Jack
MHJ slumps off into a corner and looks at the mysterious man, who slowly makes his way into the ring. Whoever it is has long scraggly hair that obscures his face. He is wearing a long dark trench coat and dirty jeans and a t-shirt. The figure stands in the center of the ring glaring at Moose, Alt slowly pulls himself up, using the man who stopped the match for support. Finally the man flips his hair back…..IT’S CARL COOLNAME!!!! Coolname turns and looks at Alt, Alt looks a Carl, stunned. Carl kicks Alt in the midsection and DECIMATES him with a corkscrew DDT. Alt is out. Carl turns back to Jack, they lock eyes, MHJ begins to laugh and slithers out of the ring leaving Carl and Alt in the ring. Coolname stands over Alt and glares at him, then slowly leaves the ring.
FIRECHILD vs. SERAPH
Seraph is out first, bathed in white light. He is still dressed in bandages and shows much wear and tear from the 3 Piece Set attack. Firechild is out running down the ramp before his music even hits and it’s on. No lockup, no mat wrestling. Just haymakers left and right. Firechild is throwing punches with crazy amounts of energy and passion. Soon both men are on the floor throwing punches. Seraph is countering each punch with a punch of his own, but keep that eerie serene look on his face and the intensity burning in his eyes.
Firechild gains a quick upper hand when he catches a seraph right cross into a chicken wing. FC begins dropping knees to the back of seraphs head. Seraph is down, and FC gets up and begins to showboat. Slapping and talking smack to Seraph. FC turns his back on seraph for a moment, who climbs to his feet and leans against the ropes, eying up FC. FC turns and charges Seraph, but gets low bridged and tangled in the ropes. FC is now hanging from the ropes a la Mick Foley, only one arms is on the top of the ropes with his head. Seraph sees this and quickly exits the rings and Grabs a chair. First he hits FC in the knees. Seraph just stares at FC, and then hits him in the ribs with the chair. 3PS is running down the ramp. Seraph sees them and nails FC in the face with the chair twice before Cole come barreling around the ring and gets a face full of chair. Ax nails Seraph with a close line, knocking seraph to the floor. Cole is out on the floor, FC is bleeding profusely from his forehead. Ax soccer kicks Seraph in the ribs and runs to help out FC.
As he is helping FC out of the ropes, Seraph nails him with a low blow and the Propitiation. All three members of 3PS are down, seraph grabs Cole and pulls out pair of hand cuffs and handcuffs him to the ring post. Seraph very serenely and calmly swings the chair down on Ax, nailing him in the back. He then produces a Second pair of cuffs and locks AX to the ring post on the other side of FC, who is basically hanging from the ropes passed out. Seraph walks up to his bloody former student, and says very calmly, with a blaze of intensity burning in his eyes…”soon you will understand” With that seraph rears back with the chair and hits seraph repeatedly. After the fifth shot and Cole and AX screaming at Seraph, The Rick leads a half dozen security members out to stop Seraph. As soon as Seraph sees TR and the security, he lays the bloody chair on the floor very calmly and walks up the ramp and out of the arena.
WINNER – No Contest
CAPELLAN vs. DONOVAN VIPER - #1 Contender’s Match
Capellan comes to the ring first, business as usual. The looks focused and waits in the corner for Donovan Viper. Viper’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring with Missy and his voluptuous ninja. Donovan Viper seems to be having a really good time, taunting the crowd and laughing with his women. Before the ref can call for the bell, Donnie grabs a mic:
Look, Captain Ellen, I don’t know what the hell GM the Rick is thinking, it is not my fault that you overslept and missed your chance to become the number one contender to the OOWF world title, a title I am going to win back from that idiot Hardbody Harris, and once again become the WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION! So shorty, how bout you just scamper on to the back and play with the rest of the flunkies in the Onslaught division while I show the……
<Capellan snatches the mic out of Donnie’s hands>
First of all, Donnie, it’s Capellan. Learn it. Second of all, who do you think you are fooling parading around here with these women? We all know you are….
DV: I AM NOT A HOMO!!!!
Cap: Well, I was gonna say you were too busy focusing on winning back that title to gallivant with women, but he, whatever floats your boat man, I’m not here to judge. Finally, if you think I am such a pushover, then you really have nothing to worry about do you? This should just be a tune up match for you <DV nods in agreement> Although, think of how embarrassing it is going to be when I pin you in the middle of the ring.
With that Capellan attacks, throwing a dropkick that catches Donovan Viper right in the mouth and sends him tumbling out of the ring. Donovan Viper is furious on the outside and storms around wild eyed for a moment, Capellan dashes across the ring and leaps over the top rope and catches DV with a body press over the top rope. Before DV can get to his feet and figure out what has happened Capellan is back in the ring waiting on him. Viper glares at Capellan and slowly climbs back on the apron. As Viper stands there and glares at Capellan, the fans in the front row catch his attention, Viper turns his head to look at them, when he looks back, Capellan is already dashing toward the corner, he leaps on the corner, springs off and catches Viper with a hurracrana that brings him into the middle of the ring. Viper gets to his feet and gets taken over with some deep arm drags, once, twice, three times, and Capellan holds on the third time keeping Viper grounded. Viper works his way to his feet and grabs Capellan by the hair and pushes him back to the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, Capellan releases the hold, but Viper tries to get in a shot, Capellan ducks the shot, rolls out of the corner and catches Viper with a European uppercut that sends DV staggering backward into the corner. Capellan stands on the second rope and starts the ten punches o’doom. After eight, DV grabs him, takes a few steps out of the corner and falls backward. Capellan’s head misses the turnbuckle and hits a glancing blow on the ring post that tears a gash over his right eye. Capellan is on the mat writhing in pain, covering the gash with his hands, but blood is running through his fingers. Donovan Viper gets to a sitting position on the mat and sees his prey in trouble and laughs to himself. Donovan Viper pulls Capellan to his feet, Capellan looks at him with blood pouring down his face, DV looks at the crowd, then drops Capellan to one knee with an open hand slap across the face. Capellan fires back with a couple of shots to DV’s midsection, but before he can get any momentum going DV tears at the cut on Capellan’s head and he falls to the mat. Viper rakes his boot laces across the cut for good measure, then laughs at the referee as he gets a warning. Viper gets to his feet and lets Capellan get to his, stalking him the whole time. As soon as Capellan turns around, DV levels him with a clothesline. Viper makes a nonchalant cover and Capellan is able to roll his shoulder at two. Viper pulls Cap to his feet, kicks him in the mid section then lifts him up for a pile driver. He leaves Cap up there to think about it for a moment, then drops him to the mat, Capellan’s head hits the mat hard and his neck twists awkwardly. Donovan Viper makes another lax cover and once again Capellan is able to kick out at two. This continues for many minutes, Donovan Viper measures a horribly bloody Capellan and pummels him at will, but he just cannot seem to keep him down. After over twenty minutes of action, Donovan Viper pulls Capellan to his feet, Cap can barely stand, the ref looks like he is considering stopping the match and tells Viper to end it already. Viper whips Capellan into the corner, but Capellan reverses it sending DV crashing into the corner, Capellan charges, but DV gets a boot up that catches Cap in the face. Before Capellan can fall, DV grabs him from behind and KILLS him with a sidewinder. Donovan Viper makes the cover, but Capellan gets his foot on the ropes. Viper is livid now and gets up in the referee’s face and argues. The ref threatens a disqualification, so Donnie takes a moment to compose himself, then tries to pull Capellan off the mat, Capellan grabs him and rolls him up with an inside cradle 1,2…NO! DV kicks out at two and looks furious. The ref moves over to check on Capellan and DV calls to his voluptuous ninja for the baseball bat, she tosses it to him and Donnie waits. The ref is about to turn around when Missy jumps on the apron. With the referee distracted Viper swings at Capellan, but Cap ducks and shoves DV toward the ropes, the ref tries to move but catches a glancing blow and gets knocked down. Viper slams into Missy, sending the bat flying back into his head and sending Missy crashing to the floor. The Voluptuous ninja comes into the ring and charges at Capellan, but he catches her and t-bone suplexes her, she slides out of the ring to the floor. Donovan Viper is up again and tries to swing on Capellan, once again he ducks and grabs the bat and hits a side Russian leg sweep on Viper. Capellan is to his feet first and waits for Donovan to get up, as soon as he does; Capellan plants the bat in his mid section doubling him over in pain. Capellan waits for a second, then as DV is standing up, he charges into the corner, springs off the top rope and hits Viper with a spinning Dragon Kick! Donovan Viper is out! Capellan crawls across the ring and drapes his arm across Viper, the ref counts 1,2….NO! How did Viper kick out? Both men are down, the ref lays the ten count on them, on his side of the ring, Missy slowly comes to Viper and hands him a chain, behind the referee’s back Viper wraps the chain around his elbow and slowly gets up. Capellan is up as well. Once again Missy distracts the ref, and Viper goes for the CHAIN DEATH ELBOW! But Capellan ducks the chain, shoves Viper to the ropes again, this time he stops short before knocking Missy out, meanwhile Capellan grabs Viper from behind and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX, with a bridge 1,2,3!!! VIPER COULDN’T KICK OUT!
WINNER in 38:44 and new #1 Contender! Capellan
Donovan Viper is quickly up and stares at the ref incredulously. The ref explains that it was a three count, so Donnie gives him the death elbow. Viper pulls the chain off of his arm and wraps it around Capellan’s throat and chokes him out. Before he can do much damage the rest of wCw hits the ring. They have Viper backed into a corner, but before they can do anything Camby and O’Neil pull him under the ropes and they escape to the back. Wilder and Westgaard help Capellan to his feet and they hoist a bloody Capellan on their shoulders and head to the back.
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CTG: WHERE THE FUCK IS NILES ANDERSON??? I notice that he decided to pick a hell of a time to take a vacation. Let him sip his Mai Tais and tan in the sunshine, just so he can look pretty in his last days! He's FLED the OOWF because he knows exactly what will happen to him once I get my hands on him! He crossed a line with the death of Semaj B, in that explosion taking away the AYUFF and making me strike out alone! I blame him not only for this, but for every time I have had someone in my face outside of an OOWF ring! How clever you think you are, and I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING NILES, setting me up to clobber Moosehead Jack on the VERY LAST NIGHT OF OUR TAG TEAM PARTNERSHIP! I was ready to get back where I belonged - on the road to the OOWF title! But you couldn't leave well enough alone, Niles.... all of this has lead to an explosive situation that you can't face, you don't WANT to face, but no matter what beach you tan on, no matter what drinks you order, your hands, face, chest and feet are covered in blood! BLOOD THAT I HAVE SPILLED IN THE NAME OF MY FRIENDS AND CAREER. You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Niles! This goes for Johnny A, and your little butt-buddy Attitude Adjuster, Too! I'm just letting you know that you're all targets for when I return, and FUCK THE HIGH COMMAND if they honestly think I'm gonna sit at home and watch this show get taken over by murderers, chickenshits and low-lifes who think that I will curl up and die over a single swing of a chair! You better be watching over both shoulders, keep your nightlight burning, and pray I don't find you! Cause when I do, there won't be much of you left! Niles, you can't stop me! AA, YOU can't stop me! Johnny, you can't stop me! The Vengeance I shall deal upon you will be one of a thousand yards of burning barbed wire can't deliver! Security won't stop me, OOWF GM The Rick Can't stop me! And no matter what you may do to save yourselves, it will NEVER be enough. My revenge will be complete no matter your defense, I've survived.
Because of you,
I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO DIE!
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WCW vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT - #1 Contender’s Match
JWW and TW rush the ring and meet the business end of a few stomps before fighting back. JWW goes on the offensive first with a big clothesline that takes down Endo. TW counters an Irish-whip and nails Morte with a dropkick that staggers him into the ropes. JWW follows that up by clothesline Morte to the floor. Endo gets in a few shots, but TW and JWW double team him with a flap jack then toss him to the outside as well. While Morte and Endo talk strategy, JWW drops down on all fours and TW hits the somersault plancha on both men. Back in the ring and things are under control as wCw control the tempo of the bout with frequent tags and high energy offense including Cross Check/Asai Moonsault combo that gets them a very close 2. Endo finally gains an advantage with a low blow while Morte distracted the ref. Quick tags for the Establishment leave JWW isolated for several minutes with a few hope spots peppered in for flavor. The Establishment gets a little too cocky and attempt a dual suplex, but JWW counters and suplexes them both. Endo tries to keep him from making the tag, but JWW lunges with Endo still holding leg. TW explodes into the ring with a lariat for Endo and right hands for Morte. Endo hits him from behind, but JW Cross Checks him clear across the ring and they double up on Morte. The ref restrains JWW after a high double team back body drop and thus allows Endo to attack TW from behind and slap on the claw. TW is fading and the ref forces Endo out as Morte ascends the turnbuckles. Maxi-Morte connects, but JWW in with the save. Endo and Morte dump JWW out of the ring and Endo follows suit TW fights with Morte for a moment, but Morte thumbs the eyes and hits a brutal brain buster suplex. He goes up top, but stops and hits TW with another brain buster. He climbs the ropes and taunts the crowd, allowing JWW to crotch him from the outside. TW recovers and slaps the taste out of Morte’s mouth before killing him with the Base Jump~!!! JWW restrains Endo long enough for the rest to count the three.
WINNERS in 22:49, and new #1 contenders wCw!
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. THIM REYNOLDS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Canadian Dragon comes to the ring, and doesn’t appear to be favoring the shoulder injured at Hell on Earth. Thim Reynolds gets into the ring and eyes CD. Thim offers his hand to Dragon, Dragon looks at him warily then shakes his hand. Thim gives CD a slap on the shoulder that was injured and CD winces noticeably. Thim grins and laughs to himself then backs into the corner and waits for the bell. The bell rings and Canadian Dragon dashes out to the middle of the ring, Thim slowly wanders to the center of the ring, CD is moving around a lot, trying to keep that injured shoulder as far away from Thim as possibly. CD darts in and gets a few kicks at Thim’s legs; for the most part Thim shrugs them off. Once again CD darts in with a kicks to Thim’s hamstring, but as he does, Thim comes down with a sledge on CD’s shoulder. CD falls to the mat and grabs his shoulder. Thinking quickly he rolls out of the ring before Thim can do anything else. Thim remains in the ring and smirks at his injured foe. CD climbs to the apron and waits. Thim moves toward CD, as he reaches for that injured shoulder, CD unleashes a series of kicks that catch Thim right in the side of the head. Thim staggers backward to the middle of the ring, when he does, CD springs to the top rope and leaps off and catches Thim with a perfect hurracarana, he spins through and gets Thim in a pinning position but can only hook one leg, his shoulder won’t let him grab the other leg. Thim gets out at two and quickly gets to his feet and looks at the ref in disbelief. When he turns back, CD hits a spinning Dragon kick that catches Thim in the mouth and sends him flying outside the ring. CD waits in the middle of the ring while Thim fumes on the outside. Dragon waits for a few seconds then hits the ropes and leaps over the top rope toward Thim with a suicide plancha. The much larger Thim catches Dragon, turns him and drops him on the floor with a shoulder breaker on CD’s injured shoulder. CD writhes in pain on the floor; Thim laughs to himself, then pulls CD up and shoots him back into the ring. Thim takes his time getting into the ring, stalking his prey methodically. CD tried to get up, but Thim unleashes a vicious kick to the shoulder that puts CD right back on the mat. Thim pulls CD to his feet and wrings his arm, CD fires a few rights at Thim, but Thim responds by jerking hard on CD’s arm and dropping him to his knees. Thim wrings the arm one more time and falls to the mat, CD is on the canvas face first, Thim is pulling back on the shoulder bending it like it shouldn’t be bent. CD is in agony, the ref asks him if he wants to stop, but CD refuses to give up. Thim looks like he is enjoying himself trying to wrench CD’s arm out of socket. Dragon slowly works his way to his feet and pounds away at TR until he releases his arm. CD staggers a moment, then hits the ropes and charges at TR, but Thim side steps Dragon and sends him crashing shoulder first into the corner. Dragon collapses to the mat. Thim senses his opportunity and pounces on Dragon and locks on the key lock, putting insane torque on that injured shoulder and elbow. Canadian Dragon screams in pain and tries to drag himself toward the ropes. Thim releases the hold, gets up, drops a few knees across the shoulder, then drags Dragon back to the center of the ring, stuns him with a few brutal cross faces, and reapplies the key lock. Dragon screams in agony, but will not tap out. Finally after nearly five agonizing minutes, CD’s body goes limp and the referee frantically waves for the bell. Thim however does not immediately release the hold; he wrenches it on even harder until the ref threatens DQ (and the loss of his title.) Finally Thim releases the hold, grabs his title and heads to the back. Medical officials hit the ring and begin checking on Dragon’s arm and shoulder.
WINNER via referee stoppage in 26:12, and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Thim Reynolds
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER (w/Wally B. King) vs. 3PIECE SET – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
3Piece Set come to the ring first, Ax and Cole look in particularly snarly moods. As they glare at the crowd, TFDU’s music hits and the place goes nuts. Jack and Gator hit the ring and pose on the second rope displaying their titles for all to see. Ax and Cole bail out of the ring and seethe on the outside. The Team From Down Under pose in the middle of the ring with Wally B. King and the fans eat it up. Finally the ref gets the match started, Outback Jack retreats to the corner and it looks like it will be Gator and Cole starting things off. They circle and lock up, Cole drops Gator to one knee with a punch to the mouth. Gator springs back up and goes after Cole, but Cole retreats to his corner and tags in Ax. Ax comes in and the two circle. Collar and elbow lock up, Gator gets the better of it and whips Ax to the ropes, Ax hits the ropes and rebounds with a forearm right between the eyes that sends Gator down to the mat. Ax rushes over and makes a cover, but can only get a one count. Gator is quickly up to his feet and unleashes a brutal chop to Ax chest. Ax staggers a moment, then turns and eats a clothesline. Gator tags in OBJ, Jack comes into the ring and drops a knee across Ax chest and covers but only gets two. Jack whips Ax to the corner and charges in, but Ax moves out of the way and Jack crashes into the corner knee first. Jack staggers out of the corner clutching at his knee. Ax grabs his leg and hits dragon screw leg whip. Jack is on the mat in pain, Ax tags in Cole, who comes in and immediately drops a knee across Jack’s knee. 3Piece Set take turns working over OBJ’s knee, keeping him trapped in the corner. Finally after several minutes of abuse, Ax locks the figure four on Jack in the middle of the ring. Cole baits Gator into coming into the ring, and while the ref’s back is turned Cole grabs Ax’s arms and pulls, putting even more pressure on Jack’s leg. Jack is in serious trouble and begins to turn the hold. He almost gets it over when once again Cole baits Gator into the ring and with the ref’s back turned Cole reverses the move again. This time Gator has had enough. He pulls Cole’s stunt and baits Cole into the ring, as the ref finally turns his attention to Cole, Gator rushes into the ring and hits Ax in the face with a Tajiri kick that breaks the hold. Gator leaves the ring and Jack starts crawling across to make the tag. Just as he is about to tag in Gator, Ax tags Cole and he comes in and grabs Jack’s leg and starts to drag him back to the middle of the ring, Jack works up to his feet and hits an enzuguri on Cole that drops him in the middle of the ring. Jack struggles, but finally makes the tag to a fresh GatorBait. GB comes in the ring and nails Ax knocking him off of the apron, then turns his attention to Cole. As Cole gets to his feet Gator scoops him up and slams him. Gator then grabs Cole’s legs and spreads them, a recovered OBJ climbs to the top rope and nails the FIVE KNUCKLE CHUNDER! ( A flying fist drop to the nut sack) Cole writhes in agony, Ax tries to come back into the ring, but eats a big boot from OBJ. As Ax struggles to his feet, he gets DESTROYED by the Call of the Wild! OBJ tosses him out of the ring. Meanwhile, Gator pulls Cole to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, OBJ flies in and kills Cole with the Dingo Buster! Then slides under the ropes and takes the fight to Ax on the outside. GatorBait measures Cole as he staggers to his feet, lifts him up and hits THE CHOMP! CHRIS COLE IS DEAD! GatorBait covers, 1…..2……3 IT’S OVER!!
WINNERS in 22:07 and STILL OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – The Team From Down Under
LD WILLIAMS vs. MARK VANDER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Stiff handshake and stare down to start things. Collar and elbow tie up, and Vander shoves the champion off. Williams regroups and they lock up again. This time, LD goes behind and gets a takedown and immediately looks for the STF, but MV rolls out of it and kicks him away. Williams pounds on Vander before he can get to his feet and looks for a German suplex, but Vander counters and goes behind with a full nelson. LD hooks the middle rope with his leg to break that. Vander with a semi-clean break and LD cautiously moves in again. This time, MV grabs a headlock, and LD sends him to the ropes. A shoulder block by Vander sends Williams all the way to the floor in a nice oversell. LD climbs the apron and MV looks to suplex him back in, but Williams blocks. LD tries his own, but Vander blocks. Williams grabs Vander and runs him toward the corner, but Vander puts his foot on the middle turnbuckle and slams Williams headfirst into the ring post. LD falls to the floor and Vander follows out. MV with a slam on the floor. Williams tries to crawl backwards away, but backs into the ring steps. Vander charges with a running knee, but LD pulls himself under the ring to dodge it, and MV hits the steps HARD and goes flipping over them. Like a shark smelling blood, Williams rolls back out from under the ring and goes right to work. He drops Vander knee first on the steps, then picks him up again and runs the knee into the post. He sits MV on the apron, ties his foot up in the ropes and stomps away at the knee from the apron until he breaks on the ref's five count. Vander falls to the floor and Williams lets the official administer a ten count. Vander pulls himself back in at seven, and LD pulls him to the center of the ring by his leg. Cover gets a two count. Williams with a suplex and floats right over to the leg, looking for a figure four. But Vander grabs an inside cradle! One, two, and the champion kicks out. LD clips the knee as Vander gets to his feet, then gets the figure four for real. MV fights it and looks for the ropes, but LD has him dead center. Vander then tries to roll over to reverse the leverage, and does so. But Williams uses Vander's own momentum and rolls back thru, maintaining the hold. That, however, leaves Vander within reaching distance of the bottom rope, and the challenger grabs it to break the hold. LD charges, but before he can clip the knee again, Vander kicks him right in the face. LD stays on his feet and charges again, this time clipping the knee. Williams grabs Vander for the DDT, but Vander backdrops him over the top and to the floor. Vander tries to suplex LD in again, but his knee won't hold for him. Williams drops to the floor, snapping Vander's throat off the top rope in the process. LD scoots back in and gets a nifty little Oklahoma Roll. One, two, but Vander kicks out. Williams hits a German suplex, and holds on looking for another, but Vander counters with the DEAL BREAKER~! One... but the referee sees LD's foot on the bottom rope. MV lines up the Clothesline From Hell, but Williams side steps him and takes Vander right down into the STF! But Vander's strength allows him to drag LD with him as he goes for the ropes. Vander makes it, but Williams voluntarily breaks the hold, drags MV back to the middle and goes to lock it again. This time, Vander kicks him off, then kicks him in the gut. Vander looks for a power bomb, but the knee gives out at the apex of the move, and LD falls on top for the cover. One, two, and just to be sure, LD grabs the middle rope to keep his balance as the referee comes down with the three. L.D. Williams escapes with his Intercontinental Championship. WINNER in 17:50 and STILL OOWF IC Champ: L.D. Williams.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 15, 2008 15:14:05 GMT -5
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match Intense stare down to start and Johnny gives Hardbody a piece of his mind. HH shrugs steps out of the ring and makes out with a chick in the front row. That pisses Johnny off, and he goes out to the floor and the brawl is on. They trade punches, and Harris gets the upper hand, pounding Johnny back to the guardrail. He drops JA on the guardrail, then drops AA with a right hand before he can interfere. HH sends JA to the announce table, and Adrenaline slides all the way across the table and to the floor, knocking the monitors and papers everywhere. Hardbody pounds away on the floor. AA comes around to help out, but HH clotheslines him, then sends him to the post. That brief diversion allows Johnny to come from behind and take Harris down with a shot to the back of the head. JA rolls HH in and stomps away. Irish whip reversed by HH, leapfrog, and a big backdrop by the champion. JA charges and eats an arm drag. Then another. One more time and HH looks for a hip toss, but Johnny blocks. Then Harris counters into a backslide, which gets two. JA misses a clothesline, and Harris gets a schoolboy rollup for another two count. JA turns around and Hardbody gets an inside cradle for a third consecutive two count. Johnny kicks the ropes in frustration, but reverses an Irish whip by HH. JA puts his head down though, and the champion gets a picture perfect sunset flip for another two count. Adrenaline pops up and argues with the ref that his hair was pulled, and AA uses the distraction to sneak in and clock Harris with one of Johnny's golf clubs. The referee turns around and sees HH down and AA trying his best to look innocent in the corner. But since Exposed: The Secrets of Pro Wrestling taught us that "if the referee did not see it, then it did not happen," the official has no authority to do anything whatsoever. Johnny covers, but only gets two. Johnny drags Harris up and gets a scoop slam in the center of the ring. JA picks him up and gives him another one. Then another one. Cover gets a two count. Irish whip and Johnny gets a back elbow. Adrenaline then drops the elbow and gets another two count. Johnny works a front face lock, and Harris gets to his feet. But JA hits a beautiful delayed vertical suplex and plays to the crowd, proud of his work. AA gives him a standing ovation. Johnny looks for another suplex, but HH blocks, so JA pounds the back some, then drops him with a double arm DDT. Butterfly suplex gets only two, and Johnny is pissed about it, covering again hooking the leg. HH kicks out. JA covers hooking both legs, and Harris is out again. Johnny hooks both legs and puts his feet on the ropes, and the ref sees it and breaks it up. So JA just chokes HH out. Out of options for the time being, Johnny tosses Harris to the floor. While JA occupies the referee, AA kicks the crap out of HH on the floor. The champion rallies though, and HH lines up for the One and Only on the floor. But Adrenaline puts a stop to that with a baseball slide, knocking down both HH and AA. Johnny rolls to the floor and sends Hardbody to the steps. Over to the announce table we go, and Johnny pops Harris with a monitor. They get on top of the table, and Johnny calls for a brain buster. But HH goes low, and it's a BG MEMORIAL FACEPLANT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~! Crowd goes nuts! The referee begins a ten count as Harris pulls himself back into the ring. AA goes over and tries to drag Johnny out of the rubble. But when he sees that he's not gonna be able to gets JA back into the ring in time, AA changes his plan. AA rushes the ring and despite the ref's warnings, Hardbody goes to town on him with right hands. Inverted atomic drop and AA sells it like a gunshot. HH to the top and it's THE #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! As the referee gets AA out of the ring, Johnny's back in and pops HH with the piece of the handle of the broken Superior Wrestler trophy, opening up a small cut on the champion's forehead. Johnny tosses the foreign object, covers, and the ref is there to count. One... two... but Harris is out at two. Tiger suplex by Johnny, and again, Hardbody kicks out. Johnny looks for the Adrenaline Rush, but HH counters and looks for another BG Memorial Face plant, but Johnny counters with an Electric Chair. Harris counters that with a hurricanrana! One... two... and Johnny kicks out. German suplex by Johnny, but Hardbody lands on his feet, right into the ONE AND ONLY~! One... two... and AA pulls the ref out before he can make the three count. Harris is over and gets a shot on AA again. Johnny comes running in with the TRIK*D OUT TYTLE, but HH kicks him in the gut to stop that and the belt falls to the mat. Inverted atomic drop for Adrenaline, who bounces around the ring like he was on a pogo stick. To Be Edited in Later is countered with a shove to the ropes, and AA gets a quarter roll-assisted sucker punch in. Harris stumbles right back into the ADRENALINE RUSH~! It's over! One... two... but Hardbody kicks out at the very last moment. AA grabs the Trik*d Out Tytle and climbs on the apron, but the ref is over to get him down. AA shoves the ref aside, and Johnny looks for the Adrenaline Rush again. But while AA stops to watch the soft-core porn on the plasma screen on the Tytle, Harris whips Johnny headfirst into the belt. Amazingly, the television screen doesn't break, AA goes flying off the apron, and Johnny staggers right back into TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! Is that the fat lady singing? Yes, it is; either she's getting some Hardbody love later tonight or this match is over. In this case, it's the latter. One, two, three, and Hardbody Harris pins Johnny Adrenaline to retain the OOWF World Title. WINNER in 22:35 and STILL OOWF World Champion: Hardbody Harris Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Doomy Doomy Doom Doom PPV, Live October 30th from The Pine Barrens, New Jersey! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, October 12th, live from Ossipee, New Hampshire! For more details, check out our website! oowf.pantslessfury.com/oowf !
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