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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 15, 2008 15:34:34 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem!
Live From Ossipee, New Hampshire!
*the ring is set for the premiere talk show in the OOWF, Prime Time Live! Chris Alt's music hits and our angry looking host hits the ring*
CA: You'll have to excuse me if I'm not in the most gregarious of moods tonight. Y'see, for the last seven days, the only thing on my mind has been getting my hands on the man who left me laying in the ring one week ago, bruised and beaten, a broken man. In case you missed it, I'm talking about Moosehead Jack. Tonight, I'm getting my hands on Jack once again, and I think he's going to be surprised to see the difference one week can make when you've pushed someone past the point of no return.
But right now, this isn't about myself or Moosehead Jack. This is about a man who has stepped forward in the last several weeks and shown himself to have the potential to live up to his nickname. This is about a guy who has risen to the top of the crop with the rest of the cream.
That brings me to my guest this evening. He is one half of the Tag Team of the Year, and a former 3 time OOWF Tag Team Champion, he IS the Main Event Chris Cole.
*“Master of Puppets” begins and Chris Cole appears on the ramp. He soaks in a few boos while he makes his way to the ring. He picks up his microphone and removes his sunglasses.*
CA: Welcome to Primetime, Chris. Do you mind if I call you Chris?
CC: I--
CA: *interrupting: Great. Chris, you had a hell of a showing at the Imperial Onslaught. You made it to the Final Four inside the Hell in the Cell. And a lot of people- myself included- well, to be honest, it was considered a bit of a surprise.
CC: Surprise? I wouldn’t call it a surprise at all.
CA: Well, to be fair, most people looked at you as part of a team instead of your own man. Hey, *I’m* not saying that. I started in a tag team; too... with that punk bitch Carl Coolname. And Carl, I know you're watching this- don't think for a second that I've forgotten about last week. You'll be getting yours here soon, pal. So Chris- I know that a tag wrestler can make it big. But still, not a lot of people were expecting your big performance- hence; it was widely considered a surprise.
CC: *chuckles*: Ah, yes. Carl Coolname. I remember your little tag team. Revolution X. And if I remember correctly you two couldn’t close the deal and win the titles, and after you left we kicked Revolution XX’s ass all over the arenas, too.
CA: We might not have won the titles, but I remember beating 3 Piece Set on a number of occasions. *CA and CC get nose to nose and it appears physicality is imminent. After a tense thirty seconds of silence, CA takes a step back*
CA: Anyway, I have to ask. It has been rumored that you and Ax-man will be singles competitors now. Why the breakup? Are you two not on the same page anymore?
CC: It isn't that at all. See, Alt... 3 Piece Set is about the best wrestlers coming together to form the best stable in all of wrestling. Firechild, Ax, and myself, we all bring something to the table. What else is left for me and Ax to prove in the tag ranks? We are still the same tight knit group watching each other’s backs. And who is to say we are done for good? The way I see it, at anytime Ax & myself can team again and take the titles. Or Firechild & Ax, or Firechild & me. We can do as we like, when we like.
CA: I guess that you didn’t WANT to win the titles last week against The Team From Down Under, then?
CC: You better watch your smart mouth, Alt, or I’ll kick your teeth in. *CA sarcastically makes a backing off gesture*
CC: Last week was what it was. That is in the past. I’ll tell you what is now. Now is the time of “The Main Event” Chris Cole. A time when—
CA: Hold on, hold on. What did you say? “Main Event”? Correct me if I’m wrong... but wasn’t *I* in the Main Event at Hell on Earth? Where the hell were YOU on that card?
CC: What was the result of that again? Cause I'm looking right at you right now... and I don't see any title. In fact, you’ve been in this company about as long as I have and I’ve won gold three times. You failed as a tag team wrestler and you failed as a singles wrestler. Why don't you just change your catchphrase, Alt? Instead of telling people it's prime time, you can start telling them how it really is-- CHOKE time.
CA: You think you’re going to come on my show and punk me out to make a name for yourself? Well this is Prime Time baby, and you better bring it.
*CA is drilled from behind by Firechild & Ax-man. 3 Piece Set lay the beat down on Alt and then trash the Primetime Set. They walk out of the ring and up the aisle with Cole still holding the microphone. Alt gives the death stare to the heels.*
CC: Hey Alt, you say Welcome to Primetime? Well, Primetime starts at 8:00. The Main Event shines until 11. After I’m through with you, welcome to curtain jerking.
*3 Piece Set laugh and walk to the back. The camera pans to CA who is seething in the ring. CA uses the ring ropes to pull himself up... And Moosehead Jack stands sneering behind him. CA turns around and walks right into a MHJ heart punch.*
MHJ: You puny little imbecile! When are you going to learn? You're nothing, Chris... and you'll never be anything. You think you scare me? You think you're going to hurt me? You're a bigger idiot than I thought!
*MHJ stomps away at CA until Hardbody Harris hits the ring for the save. MHJ walks to the back, laughing, as HH helps CA up. Cut to commercial*
< OOWF Commercial: We cut to a small rough looking bar where we see our resident beer swilling brawlers Capslock and Stank holding bottles of Moosehead Beer>
Stank<to Capslock> how the hell did Moose get us to do this again, Moosehead Beer, you ever heard of this shit?
Capslock<to Stank> hey, it’s beer and it’s all we can drink remember?
Director: Uh, you guys are on….
Stank: Oh, uh, Hello, I am OOWF superstar Stank, and this is my partner FF Capslock
Capslock: And together we are two time OOWF Tag Team Champions Drink and Destroy.
S: After a hard night of matches, there is nothing we like to do better than find a nice establishment that serves cool refreshing Moosehead Beer
Voice off camera: THAT’S PISS WATER
C: Uh, Moosehead Beer is made from the finest barley and hops in Canada and imported….
VOC: IT’S SISSY BEER
S: Ok WHO THE FUCK
<OOWF Tag Team Champions The Team From Down Under walk into the screen holding cans of Fosters>
OBJ: G’day mates, real men, and CHAMPIONS <patting his title belt> drink FOSTERS
GB belches loudly
OBJ: That’s Australian for DAMN GOOD BEER!
S: That’s all well and good guys, but we are trying to shoot a commercial for Moosehead Beer, so take your oversized cans HA CANS! And take a walk
GB: You really gonna hawk that weak Moose Piss?
FFC: It’s not bad stuff
OBJ: it sucks
S: Foster’s sucks
GB: YOU SUCK
<With that all four men begin to brawl around the bar destroying everything and everyone in sight>
Beer, whether Canadian of Australian, take time tonight to pop open a cold one, treat yourself to a little slice of inebriation – beer.
<This commercial paid for by the Council for Beer Drinkers Worldwide>
MARK VANDER vs. AX-MAN
Bell sounds and Vander moves in to lockup, but Ax steps back to the corner. His reasoning? He has to retie his boot. Ax is ready and they go to lock up again. This time, Ax backs out and bails to the floor, stretching his back out this time. Vander is obviously flustered by Ax’s stalling, but prepares to lockup again when Ax climbs back in. They go to lockup, and this time Vander backs off, and Ax argues with the ref, but Vander immediately turns around and decks Ax. MV punches him back to the corner and stomps him down. Ax tries to roll to the floor, but Vander pulls him back in and drops three elbows. One, two, and Ax kicks out. Vander goes to a rear chin lock, but brings Ax to his feet by standing up with it. Then MV just clobbers Ax from behind with a wild forearm shot. Ax tries to crawl out to the floor, but Vander grabs him by the foot as Ax gets half his body beneath the bottom rope. Vander drags him back in and applies an inverted Boston Crab. Ax makes the ropes, and tries to crawl out again. And again, MV grabs his foot, but this time, Vander just kicks him to the floor. MV follows out, but Ax goes to the eyes. Ax slugs him down next to the steps, then climbs up on the apron. Ax grabs Vander’s arm, steps on his shoulder, and pulls back on it, trying to pull the shoulder out of socket. Vander simply grabs Ax with his free arm and tosses him off the apron into the guardrail. Vander rolls back in and shakes the arm off, and Ax crawls back on the apron. Ax gets in and Vander charges with a knee lift, but Ax hits the deck and Vander gets his leg tangled in the ropes. Ax hops up and kicks away at the knee, the same knee that L.D. Williams picked apart last week on Midweek Mayhem. Ax is relentless on the knee until the referee pulls him off and gets Vander free from the ropes. Ax grabs the bad leg and rolls out to the floor, slamming it on the apron three times. Then Ax hangs the leg off the apron and kicks it a few times. Back in, and Ax stomps the knee some more. Ax looks for a side leg lock, but Vander punches him off. MV gets up, but can barely stand, and Ax sweeps the good leg to take him back down. Irish whip to the corner and Ax ties Vander’s leg up in the ropes again. Ax kicks away some more, but Vander grabs his leg, pulls him in, and drops him with a stiff right hand. Vander gets free and tries a scoop slam, but the leg buckles and Ax rolls thru with an inside cradle. One, two, and Vander kicks out. Vander reverses another Irish whip, and Ax comes back with a cross body, but Vander catches him. MV has trouble with his balance, but manages to stay on his feet and tosses Ax backward with a fall away slam. Vander sends Ax hard toward the corner, but Ax flips up the turnbuckle and falls out to the floor. Vander falls to the mat and tries to get some circulation back to his leg. But Ax sneaks around the ring and comes back in from behind and clips the knee. Ax looks for the figure four, but Vander kicks him off into the corner. Vander charges, but eats boot. Ax hits a DDT and goes up top. Flying elbow drop misses! The official begins a ten count, but Vander gets to his feet at five. Vander limps over and pulls Ax up. Power bomb, and unlike last week, the knee doesn’t buckle, and Ax’s head bounces off the mat like a basketball. One, two, but Ax gets a foot on the rope. Vander sends Ax to the corner again, and Ax jumps onto the second rope to stop himself. Ax feigns a leap back at MV, so Vander hits the mat. But Ax simply hops down. Vander gets up and Ax looks for a super kick, but MV grabs the leg. Ax begs off, hopping around on one foot, but Vander sweeps the other leg, then catapults Ax into the ring post. Ax staggers back and walks right into the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL~! But on impact, Vander’s knee buckles again and MV hits the mat writhing in pain. The ref checks on him, but Vander does his best to crawl over to make the cover. One… two… and Ax gets a shoulder up at the last possible moment. Both guys are slow getting to their feet, and Vander, holding the rope for balance, kicks Ax back to the corner. MV punches away, but Ax kicks the knee to stop that, gets a double leg takedown and covers in the corner. The ref makes the count, and Ax puts his feet on the middle ropes for leverage and gets the pin to steal the victory. WINNER in 20:40: Ax-Man
SOULDRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC
The bell call for the action to start and Soul Dragon and Eric charge into the center of the ring to lock up - however Eric slides through Dragon's grasp and head buts him clean in the face. Dragon goes down with blood gushing from his nose and only 5 seconds into the match. Eric immediately drops one elbow and tries to follow up with a second but Dragon is already rolling out of the ring to clear his head. Eric runs the ring and hits Dragon on the outside with a suicide dive through the ropes . . . but only gets about half of what he was after and crashes into the timekeeper sitting on the outside. The ref begins the count as both men struggle to their feet, Eric making it back into the ring at 6 and Dragon at 7 and they immediately go in for the lockup again. This time they connect and Dragon takes quick charge with a standing switch into a headlock and then plants Eric with a bulldog. As Dragon is getting back to his feet Eric lashes out with his arm and knocks him back down to the canvas. The pair fight each other back to their feet and begin exchanging vicious forearms . . . the ref is keeping a close eye on both of them to make sure that they stay inside the rules when suddenly the heavy drum intro of Metallica's St Anger hits the sound system. All three men stop for a moment looking to the top of the ramp expecting to see Mercury but nothing happens, looks like it was just a glitch from the back (someone's going to get fired for that one!!) Soul Dragon is the first to react running the ropes and charging at Eric who is still talking to the ref about the interruption, Eric sees Dragon coming as the ref begins to try and get out of the way - as he also reacts the two collide and tumble to the mat. Dragon keeps on running intending to hit the opposite ropes and land a running elbow on Eric but as he his the ropes Mercury appears from under the ring and absolutely levels Dragon coming off the ropes with a shot from what appears to be a lead pipe. As the ref and Eric pick themselves up Mercury has already disappeared back under the ring and Soul Dragon is lay face down on the mat totally motionless. Eric looks at the ref and shrugs before rolling Dragon over and watching the rather bemused ref make the three count. WINNER in 9.42, Eric O'Mac
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT
Both teams meet in the center of the ring and begin to jaw at one another. All four men turn away like they are going to make their way back to their corner, and almost as if on cue, all four turn around to attack their opponents when their backs are turned. They hesitate for a moment, then throw caution to the win and the brawl is on! Camby takes Endo over the top rope with a clothesline, then follows him to the floor. HC shoves Endo into the steel guard rail and pummels him until Endo falls to the floor. Inside the ring Morte tries a spin kick but Tommy ducks it and catches him with a t-bone suplex into the corner. Tommy pulls Morte up and hits a series of three snap suplexes. After the last one Morte slides under the ropes to the floor. On the other side, Camby pulls Endo to his feet, slams him face first into the mat and shoots him into the ring to the waiting Tommy O’Neil. Tommy pulls Endo to his feet and whips him to the ropes and hits a big back body drop as he rebounds. On the outside, Morte is on his feet and he charges around the ring and leaps off the ring steps at Harper Camby. At the last second Camby turns and sees Morte coming and catches him, turns and DESTROYS Morte with a spine buster on the floor. Inside the ring, Tommy pulls Endo to his knees, but Endo gets in a low blow that doubles Tommy over in pain. Endo whips Tommy into a corner and follows him in with a running knee to the mid section. Tommy staggers out of the corner, Endo grabs him by the back of the head and is about to hit a reverse DDT when Camby jumps up on the apron, runs down the length of the ropes and murders Endo with a clothesline. Morte is still down on the outside, Endo is in trouble now. Tommy crawls across the ring and makes the tag to Camby; Camby comes in and pulls Endo to his feet, only to destroy him with a short arm clothesline. Camby pulls Endo up to his feet and chokes him on the top rope. Endo frees himself with a low blow mule kick. Camby clutches his groin and sinks to the mat in pain. Endo staggers over to his corner and looks to make a tag on Morte, but Morte is still out cold on the floor after taking that spine buster. Medical officials look over Morte and try to revive him. Meanwhile Endo turns around and walks right into a big boot from the recovered Camby. Camby makes the tag to Tommy, then goes back to Endo, pulls him to his feet again and whips him hard to the ropes. Camby telegraphs a clothesline and Endo ducks the massive arm of Camby, but as soon as he gets past Camby, TO blindsides him with the Wicked Left. Endo’s knees crumple and he hits the mat, done. Camby and O’Neil pull Endo to his feet and hit the Triple Six! Tommy makes the cover, this one is over.
WINNERS in 9:14 – The Devil’s Brigade
PHIL vs. CHRIS COLE
Chris Cole, surprisingly, comes to the ring alone. Cole calls Phil into the corner for a lockup, but as Phil approaches, Cole bails to ringside. Cole back in, Phil approaches and Cole bails again. Thinking Phil is thoroughly frustrated; Cole jaws with the fans, bragging about his mind games. Cole turns around to see Phil sitting in the corner with his iParrot – he seems to be having a nap. Cole storms back into the ring and demands a test of strength. Phil gets to his feet and complies. As they lock hands, Cole hits a cheap kick to the midsection – and screams in pain! Apparently, the stomach is one of Phil’s cyborg parts. Cole hops around the ring, holding his foot, and turns around into a massive clothesline. Phil scoops Cole up for a thunderous body slam. Phil picks Cole up again and hurls him into the corner. Phil follows him in and chops him (whooooo!). A second chop drops Cole to the mat. Phil backs off, and hits a running knee to the face. Phil pulls Cole out of the corner, hooks the neck, Yarplex. Phil hangs on, pops the hips, gets up, and hits a second Yarplex. Phil still hangs on, gets up, and hits a third Yarplex! Phil makes the cover, but the referee is busy dealing with Axe-Man, who has run down to ringside.
While Phil and the ref argue with Axe, Firechild sprints to ringside, hops the barrier, and accosts a fan, taking both his hat and his seat. He has a little black box in his hand.
Back in the ring, Phil and Cole are slugging it out in center ring, with Phil getting the better of things. Phil goes to the ropes, comes back, and gets planted by Cole with a massive power slam.
Ross: “I’m sure I saw Phil’s jet pack kick in during that slam!”
Razz: “Ayfabek, Ross, ayfabek.”
Cole hits a knee drop on Phil, followed by an elbow drop. Confident, Cole goes to the second rope, leaps, and is caught by the throat by a gadget arm! Phil climbs to his feet, goes behind Cole, hooks the arms, and hits the Undead Nelson Slam! Phil goes to the top, but pauses mid-climb when his jet pack fires unexpectedly. Shaking it off, Phil leaps with a picture perfect Ninjitsu Drop that hits nothing but mat. Phil staggers to his feet and gets leveled by a clothesline. Cole stomps away. Cole with a cover. One, Two, Th- Phil powers out, throwing Cole across the ring. Phil picks Cole up, hooks the arms, and goes for the Undead Astro Plunder Buster. Unfortunately, Phil’s jetpack cuts out too soon and he under-rotates, so that the weight of both men lands squarely on Phil’s back. Cole hooks the leg for the academic three count. WINNER in 17:47 – Chris Cole.
After the match, Firechild hops the barrier and celebrates with Cole and the returning Axe-Man. The three men laugh uncontrollably as Firechild hits buttons on the little black box, causing Phil’s jet pack to turn on and off as Phil struggles to get to his feet.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. UNDERDAWG & BLACKDRAGON
Blackdragon and Underdawg await the Chickenshit heels’ arrival. When the music hits, JA and AA come out to the ring, bruised and battered, holding out Underdawg’s gold chains in a gesture of peace. Even without the mic, you can hear Capps begging for UD to take the chains off their hands. Underdawg grabs the gift, looks at it, and somehow smiles (although dogs can’t really smile. Or talk. Or wrestler. Whatever.). He then clocks Capps with a soup bone, stuff the chain down AA’s shorts, and the match is on. A succession of shots sends AA to the corner, and The Mysterious Mutt alternates lefts and rights in the corner. A big whip to the other turnbuckle causes AA to stagger out of the corner and into a sidewalk slam. Cover gets two. UD picks Capps up and tries to whip him, reversed, and Capps tries for a clothesline but it’s ducked. Dawg counters with a somersault lariat that plants Capps on his back. UD buries a paw in Capps’ maw and the ref breaks it up at four. Tag to Blackdragon who’s eager for a piece of this action. Snap suplex to AA, who really needs a tag or he’s going to cut a promo about crying. BD lifts AA up, but receives a poke in the eyes and Attitude just manages to get a tag into Adrenaline. Johnny comes in a house of fire, but that’s extinguished with a reversal and a German suplex. 5 minutes in and no offense from the bad guys, aside from the eye poke. Whoops, just as I say that, Johnny trips Dragon up and goes for a slingshot, but Dragon catches himself on the middle turnbuckle and turns around into a forearm smash. The crowd is loving it. Pickup and Irish whip and Dragon telegraphs the back drop and receives a kick in the pecs for that one. Johnny pulls Dragon up, hits a pair of European elbows, and pushes Dragon into the corner. Punch punch stomp stomp time, and Adrenaline grabs the ropes and presses his boot into Dragon’s neck. Ref stops at four, but Johnny does it again for another four, and the ref pulls him away. Johnny turns to argue with the ref and, realizing that NEVER gets anywhere, turns around but eats Dragon’s massive bicep. Both men crawl to their corners and make the tag. Underdawg in and of course he plants Attitude right away. Soup bone to Johnny, who powders in the corner. Dawg takes it to Attitude with a flurry of punches. Dragon runs over to attack Johnny, but Adrenaline sees him coming and flips him over the rope, leaving it to be two on one. What’s this? Johnny reaches under the ring and grabs what looks to be a Ric Flair Sandwich Emporium bag and pulls out…salt packets? Johnny smiles as he unwraps all of them and pours them into the bag. That’s a lot of sodium. Meanwhile, UD is about to go OLD OBEDIENCE SCHOOL on AA! Dawg on the top rope, he jumps, but Attitude Adjuster pulls the ref in front! Dawg kabongs the ref with a giant clothesline and he is out! Capps immediately takes advantage with a low blow and that puppy wishes he was neutered! With Dragon down on the mat and the ref unconscious, the Chickenshit Heels are happy as pigs in mud. Adrenaline has his bag of salt ready, and AA lifts Underdawg up and hold him from behind. Ready, aim…Underdawg ducks! The sandwich salt goes right into Capps’ corneas and that smarts. Adrenaline is shocked, and goes to see if his partner can see. However, he makes the mistake of touching Capps shoulder, and the Blind Adjuster unleashes a misplaced CLAW TO ADRENALINE! Johnny knows pain here as AA has it locked in tightly, and Underdawg just sits back and laughs. Finally, AA lets go and rubs the salt out of his eyes. He sees his friend on the ground, puts two and two together, and takes a big dramatic gulp. He turns around to see Underdawg and walks right into a FIREPLUG DRIVER! It’s academic, here, and Blackdragon makes sure Johnny doesn’t get back into the fray. Uno, dos, tres. WINNER IN 16:32 Blackdragon and Underdawg!
After the match, Adrenaline and AA slide under the ropes and head up the ramp licking their wounds. As they back up the ramp they gesture threateningly at UnderDawg and Blackdragon who remain celebrating in the ring. As Johnny and AA turn around to go through the curtain, a man in a hoodie rushes onto the stage with a chair and lays them both out with savage chair shots to the head! The mysterious man is wearing baggy sweats and a dark hoodie, and the attack happens so fast you can’t see his face. You hear some screams of pain and a few choice words He throws down the chairs and disappears spoken ominously, but in the commotion you can’t make out the voice, who the hell would do this? The hooded man escapes down the ramp and into the crowd just as officials come out from the back.
BEAST vs. MR. JEALOUS
Mr. Jealous comes to the ring and looks quite smug, knowing that Beast is on strike. The ref tries to confer with the announcers, but Jealous grabs him and orders him to ring the bell and start the count. He does, and ten seconds later, Jealous is your winner.
WINNER in :10 Mr. Jealous
Jealous celebrates his hard fought victory in the middle of the ring when GM the Rick makes his way out from the back:
Ok big man, no more count out victories on MY show, we have done that before. So since Beast is on strike, you get his evil twin brother Monster in a match, ref it’s official, do your thing.
MR JEALOUS vs. MONSTER
Mr. Jealous and Monster meet nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Both men show off their muscles and do a whole lot of flexing. Jealous starts getting more and more angry, so he calls for a lock up in a test of strength! Both men lock fingers and strain with all their might. At first Jealous gets the advantage and has Monster almost all the way on his back on the mat. Monster fights back and now he has the advantage. Monster uses his strength to fight back and starts to turn the tide. Jealous tries to fight it, but Monster is overwhelming him. Jealous ends the test of strength with a boot to Monster’s mid section dropping him to the mat on his hands and knees. Jealous gets a running start and lays some brutal shots into Monster’s mid section. Jealous screams at the ref when he tries to warn him about the kicks. Jealous pulls Monster to his feet and rocks him with a pair of European uppercuts. Jealous whips Monster to the ropes and catches him AND PRESSES MONSTER OVER HIS HEAD! Then just drops him to the mat. Jealous looks smug and flexes for his fans. Behind him, Monster gets to his feet and waits for Jealous to turn back around. When he does, Monster nearly takes his head off with a big boot to the jaw. Monster goes on the offensive now, hauling Jealous into a vertical suplex, and leaving him there for several seconds to think about it while Monster walks around the ring before finally falling to the mat. Jealous looks dazed and Monster makes a cover, but can only get a two count. Monster pulls Jealous up and sends him to the ropes for another big boot to the face, but Jealous holds on to the ropes and bails out of the ring to regroup. Jealous looks toward the ring and waves his hands and starts to head up the ramp. Monster gives chase, but before he can catch up to him, Jealous turns around, charges, and nearly cuts Monster in half with a spear! Jealous rolls Monster back into the ring and covers, but only gets a two count, he pulls Monster back to the mat and covers again, again a two count. Once more Jealous covers, this time he puts his feet on the ropes for leverage and gets a two, but the ref sees him as he is coming down for three and waves it off. Jealous is livid, he argues with the referee for a second, Monster staggers to his feet and tries to attack, but Jealous catches him with a kick to the mid section and then nails him with a double underhook leaping DDT. Jealous covers again, thinking it is over. Monster kicks out at two and Jealous is livid. He grabs the ref and screams in his face. The ref gets bold and threatens a DQ. Jealous releases the ref, straightens out his shit, fixes his hair, begs off, then tries to nail the ref with a clothesline. But Monster catches his arm, spins Jealous around and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Monster follows Jealous out of the ring, and the two brawl around ringside and up the ramp. The ref starts a count, but neither man has any interest in coming back to the ring and by now they are pummeling each other with chairs and anything not nailed down. The ref waives the match off calling for a double disqualification.
WINNER Double countout in 11:44
DRINK & DESTROY vs. DR. MURDER & MIKEY STYNER(w/The Evil Wizard)
Drink and Destroy hit the ring and they attack first. Capslock and Stank are seething and furious about their recent encounter with The Evil Wizard. Capslock backs Murder into the corner and hammers him down to the mat with clubbing lefts and rights. Stank and Styner face off in the middle of the ring and pummel each other senseless. Styner hits the ropes and tries a massive shot to the head, but Stank ducks the blow, goes behind Styner and hits him with a bubba bomb that sends him out of the ring. Capslock throws Murder over the top rope, and they both turn to Wizard and grab him and pin him in a corner. Stank turns around to ward off any sneak attacks and Capslock threatens to do great bodily harm to Wizard unless he turns them back. Fearing for his life, Wizard reaches into his pouch and pulls out some dust and sprinkles it in the air and mutters a few Moldavian phrases. In a matter of seconds, the blue fades. Stank let’s loose a stream of swears that would make a sailor blush – not a smurf can be heard. Capslock and Stank celebrate by tossing Wizard over the top and getting ready to finish the match. Mikey charges into the corner and catches them both with a massive splash. Stank staggers out of the corner and Styner scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Murder dashes across the ring and nails Capslock with a Coroner splash. Capslock falls out of the ring and the two focus on Stank. Mikey powders out and Murder and Stank are left in the ring, even though it appears that Capslock was the legal man. Murder pulls Stank to his feet and hits him with a side Russian leg sweep that sends Stank’s head crashing into the corner. Murder pulls him into the middle of the ring and makes the cover, but Stank is able to power out at two. Meanwhile on the outside, Capslock is just getting to his feet, when Wizard creeps up behind him and doubles him over with a low blow. Mikey Styner comes off the apron with a double axe handle to the back of Capslock’s head, then scoops him up and slams him through the Azores Announce Table. Styner tags in and comes in and drops a huge elbow across Stank’s chest. Styner covers, but Stank powers out at two. Both men slowly get to their feet, Styner whips Stank to the ropes, but Stank comes back and hits a flying burrito on Styner! Styner staggers back to the corner and makes the tag. On the outside, a pretty pissed off Capslock is climbing out of the rubble of the table. The Evil Wizard is taunting him the whole time, finally Capslock has had enough, he shoots his hand out, grabs Wizard by the throat and runs him face first into the ring post. Styner gets off the apron to do something about it, but Capslock picks up the Wizard’s cane and slams Mikey in the face with it. Inside the ring, Murder has Stank trapped in the corner and is trying to do some damage with shoulder thrusts into Stank’s midsection. Capslock gets on the apron and makes the tag, unbeknownst to Murder. Murder pulls Stank out of the corner and he is going to pile drive him. Well that isn’t going so well, when Murder looks up, he sees Capslock, all 300+ pounds soaring off the top rope with a high cross body block! Capslock lands on top of Murder, Murder may well be dead folks! The ref makes the count and we have a winner
WINNERS in 14:01 Drink & Destroy
MICROPLAY(w/The Evil Wizard) vs. DONOVAN VIPER(w/Missy & Ayaka)
All parties involved meet in the middle of the ring, The Evil Wizard stands behind MP and massages his shoulders, Missy hangs on Viper and rubs him seductively. Ayaka stands aside a little with her bat ready to use if need be. MP notices Missy and makes eyes at her a little. While he is looking at Missy, DV drops him with a straight right to the mouth. MP hits the mat, and the rest of the folks melt away and the ref calls for the bell. Viper pulls MP up and sends him to the ropes and connects with a clothesline. MP springs right back to his feet and DV tries another clothesline but MP ducks and goes behind Viper lifting him and nailing an atomic drop. Viper hit s the ropes and MP connects with a clothesline of his own that sends DV out of the ring. MP leaps over the top rope trying to hit DV but Ayaka shoves him out of the way and takes the brunt of the move herself. Viper gets up first and grabs MP and slams him face first into the ring post. Viper rolls MP back into the ring and grabs him from behind and has him set up for the SideWinder, but The Evil Wizard jumps on the apron and slams his cane across Viper’s back. Viper releases the hold and falls to the mat. Ayaka charges to ringside, grabs Wizard and throws him off the apron to the floor and threatens him with the bat. Inside the ring, as Viper gets to his feet, Microplay bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. MP climbs to the second rope and sits on the top, as soon as Viper stands again, MP flies from the ropes and crushes Viper’s head with a double axe handle. DV is in trouble now, MP grabs him by the head and leaps over the top rope, guillotining Donovan Viper on the top rope. Viper flops in to the middle of the ring, gasping for breath. Microplay climbs to the top rope, he is going to fly with the big elbow! Before he can leap, Missy jumps on the apron and distracts the referee, on the other side, Ayaka jumps to the apron and slams Microplay across the back with her bat. MP falls into the ring. The ref turns around and sees MP on the mat in pain, while he tries to figure it out, Missy slides DV his chain, which he wraps around his elbow. Ayaka jumps up on the apron and screams to the ref that The Evil Wizard is trying to interfere, which is true, on the outside, Wizard has a hold of Missy and is threatening to turn her into a toad or something. Inside the ring, with the ref distracted, Donovan Viper waits for MP to make it to his feet, then DESTROYS him with the chain wrapped death elbow! DV ditches the chain to Ayaka and makes the cover, Ayaka calls the ref and he turns around and makes the three count. Meanwhile, Ayaka runs over and spins Evil Wizard around and threatens him with the bat, which allows Missy to low blow Wizard and leave him lying on the floor writhing in pain.
WINNER in 19:11 Donovan Viper
[Cameras cut to a beautiful scene of mountains. Wildlife is shown grazing, plants in bloom, and streams flowing. The camera pans to the feet of someone. It slowly makes its way up. The person is wearing black combat boots, black camo pants, a black trenchcoat, a t-shirt that says "Meet the Resistance", finally panning to a man in sunglasses with long hair and scruffy beard. It is none other then Carl Coolname.]
Coolname: "Life. What is it? Why are we here. What causes us to do the things we do? That is what I’ve been trying to figure out for months. Look around. This place is glowing with life. Nothing here is arguing. Nothing is attacking others. Nothing is stabbing partners in the back to gain something. Everything is here. Everything has a place. Chris Alt, what I did to you last week was nothing personal. We used to be Tag Team partners. I had no problem with you going to do your own thing. You were just doing what you thought life gave you to work with. Even if it meant leaving me as you pursued a selfish goal."
[Carl spots something next to the stream. He slowly walks over to see a wounded deer walking. Other deer walk over to check on it.]
Coolname: "Look at this Chris, these deer are not leaving their friend behind. They are checkin up on it to make sure it will be ok."
[As Carl finishes saying this, a pack of wolves run in, the deer flee all except the wounded one. They attack as the camera pulls away from it.]
Coolname: "What just happened Chris? The deer did not stand their ground and help a friend. They just left him. They went their own way. They allowed the stronger to prey on the weaker. Much like you did to me Chris. My time away has shown me many things. And it is time for the resistance to make its way. It is time for you to MEET THE RESSISTANCE!"
[Carl walks off into the forested area as the camera fades back to the arena.]
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CHRIS ALT
Alt stares at the screen with a mix of hurt and fury etched on his face. The momentary lapse allows Jack the opportunity to strike. But before Jack can attack, Alt snaps back to reality and turns and catches a charging Moose with a couple of shots before Moose slithers out to the floor. Alt slingshots over and out with a cross body however, and both guys scatter across the floor. Alt sends Moose to the guardrail and they brawl up the aisle. Moose gets a knee lift and charges for a clothesline, but Alt backdrops him on the floor. Alt kicks Moose back toward the ring and rolls him in. Somersault leg drop back in, and Alt gets a two count. Alt chops away in the corner, but Moose gets a sucker punch to break it. As the official checks on Alt, MHJ turns and unties the turnbuckle cover, but leaves it resting on in the corner. Moose moves in for the attack, and opens up on Alt with some punches. Irish whip, but Alt comes back with a flying burrito. Rollup gets a long two count. Alt looks for a butterfly suplex, but Moose counters into a tiger suplex, and MHJ gives Alt a few head butts before taking him over just to be sure. Two count is all Moose gets. MHJ drags Alt back to the center of the ring, but gets kicked away, and again, and Alt makes it to his feet and drops Moose with a nice standing dropkick. Moose pulls himself up the corner, and Alt charges. MHJ moves though, and Alt goes sternum first into the corner, dislodging the turnbuckle pad in the process. Moose stomps away at Alt, then dumps him to the floor. Moose drops Alt on the guardrail, then sends him hard into the stairs. Moose stomps away some more, then opts for a torture rack on the floor. But rather than cinch the hold in, Moose simply drives Alt's exposed chest backwards into the ring post. Moose rolls in to break the count, then comes back out. Another trip to the stairs for Alt. And another drop on the guardrail... but Alt shifts his weight and falls behind Moose. Alt grabs Moose from behind and tosses him over the guardrail. They brawl into the crowd a little, and Alt catapults Moose from the crowd over the rail back to ringside. Alt with a double axe handle off the guardrail, and Alt rolls in and out to break the count at nine. Alt charges at Moose, but Moose catches him and flapjacks him chest first onto the corner of the announce table. MHJ rolls Alt in and covers, but Alt gets a foot on the rope. Moose sends Alt to the ropes and measures him with a knee to the gut on the way back. Some punches in the corner, and Moose sends Alt toward the exposed turnbuckle. But Alt walks up the ropes and springboards back at Moose with a clothesline. One, two, and MHJ is out at two and a half. Moose kicks him down and hits a gut buster, holds onto it, and hits another. One, two, and Alt kicks out. Moose sends Alt to the ropes and looks for the knee again, but Alt leaps over the knee and grabs Moose for a nifty rollup that gets another long two count. Moose looks to clobber Alt again, but Alt ducks and gets a neck breaker to stop that. Alt gets to his feet and pulls Moose up by the hair. Brain buster and Alt floats over for a cover. MHJ is out at two. Moose gets to his feet and counters an Alt DDT with a knee lift, and nails him with a short arm clothesline. Moose looks for a DDT, but Alt stops that with an inverted atomic drop. Alt looks for Spinal Contusion, but Moose wiggles free and shoves him toward the exposed turnbuckle... and Alt avalanches the ref in the corner. Moose charges in for a clothesline, and Alt moves, leaving MHJ to sandwich the ref in the exposed corner again. Moose staggers back around and ALT-OMIC BOMB~! Alt begins to make the cover but sees the unconscious official. Alt looks around in disgust, and out of the crowd, Carl Coolname hits the ring and takes Alt down from behind. Coolname mounts Alt with some punches, but Alt rolls thru and pounds away himself. Both guys get to their feet and Coolname looks for the super kick, but Alt catches his foot and dragon screws him thru the ropes. Alt gently kicks at the ref to stir him, and Moose stumbles up. MHJ moves in for the Heart Punch, but Alt sidesteps him, and Moose punches nothing but a steel chair that Coolname was bringing into the ring. CC falls off the apron, and Moose grabs his wrist in pain. Alt clotheslines Moose over the top and to the floor. Alt with a baseball slide and MHJ tastes guardrail. Moose gets a low blow in and looks for a pile driver, but Alt counters into SPINAL CONTUSION ON THE FLOOR~! Moose is out. Alt goes back in the ring and tries to get the referee up again, and appears to have succeeded this time. Alt sees Moose coming to his feet on the floor, looks to the fans, and goes to the top rope. Alt comes off with a moonsault, but Moose grabs the chair and wallops Alt IN MID-AIR! Alt falls to the floor awkwardly and both guys are down again. The referee finally gets to his feet and begins a count. Four...five...six. Both guys begin to move and Moose grabs the apron to pull himself up and Alt pulls himself up via the ring post. Seven...eight. Moose rolls in the ring. Nine... Alt goes to roll back in, but Coolname grabs his foot from beneath the ring, and before Alt can kick him off, the official hits ten and awards the match to Moose. Hearing the bell, Coolname releases Alt's foot, and Alt looks under the ring, but Coolname scurries out the other side and hightails it up the ramp. WINNER by Count out in 22:28: Moosehead Jack
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. CORAX
Some fast paced lucha goodness starts this mug off proper as they exchange arm drags and counter arm bars. With that bit of showmanship out of the way, Corax pokes CD in the eyes and takes the advantage with some stiff chops and kicks that back CD into the corner. Blatant choke in the corner and Corax breaks. A swinging neck breaker garners Corax the first 2 count of the contest and he immediately works on the injured arm with a delayed knee to the shoulder. Two more follow and he bars the arm. CD fights out and hits a desperation arm drag then immediately retreats to the corner favoring it. Corax tries to attack but CD gets the boot to the face and chops away with the good arm. Roaring elbow misses and takes him down with a single arm DDT for 2. A couple of stomps are followed with a hammer lock. CD elbows free, but Corax immediately hits a high drop kick right to the shoulder. A grounded hammer lock this time is followed by a couple of knees and an impressive bridge that stretches the arm out some more. CD howls in pain, but fights back and manages to free himself and hit a turn around seated drop kick right to Corax face. CD picks up the intensity a bit with a little mud hole stomping in the corner and a running diving drop kick to the face. Cover only gets 2 after all the one-handed pulling to bring Corax out of the ropes. CD back on the attack with some stiff chops and a boot to the gut. Irish whip/drop toe hold combo leads to a leg drop to the back of Corax neck and another 2. Corax lures CD into the ropes and dumps him to the floor. On the outside, they slug it out, but Corax thumbs both eyes then hammerlocks the arm and rams him shoulder first into the post. Breaking the count, Corax rolls back out and grabs the injured arm again, this time jumping over the guard rail and snapping the arm over it. Corax soaks in the boos and he tosses CD back in. Rude shoulder breaker gets Corax yet another two and he attempts the Fujiwara. CD counters before he can sink it in however and gets a cradle for two. Corax snatches the arm and shoulder blocks it three times before lifting Corax shoulder high, possibly for another shoulder breaker. Of course CD’s not playing along and shoves Corax into the corner and fires up with a couple of clotheslines and a back body drop. Boot to the gut and a spinning DDT score CD another two and Corax is reeling. He goes to the outside and has an argument…with himself. Apparently, his imaginary antagonist got the better of that exchange and he gets back into the ring. An even exchange of fisticuffs leads to CD catching Corax with a head scissors take over and a Yakuza kick. CD goes up top, but Corax shoves the ref into the ropes to crotch him. Corax consults his invisible second, and instead of a superplex, dives off the top rope with a CD’s arm barred and keeps it locked that way. CD is near tapping, but Corax relinquishes and calls for the Shining Wizard. He pauses and demands that he be allowed to finish the match with his signature move. After the internal scuffle, Corax attempts the Shining Wizard but CD moves and Corax crashes into the turnbuckles. Dazed, he stumbles right into a small package and CD squeaks out the victory.
WINNER in 22:19 Canadian Dragon
SERAPH vs. FIRECHILD
Firechild comes to the ring first to the boos of the crowd. He laps up the hatred and taunts the crowd. Seraph’s music hits and after a few seconds he emerges from behind the curtain. He still does not look the same, although he is wearing fewer bandages. Seraph’s eyes blaze with hatred, but other than that there is no expression on his face. Seraph slowly makes his way down the ramp toward the ring, never taking his eyes off of Firechild. FC decides to get the first shots in and leaves the ring and charges at Seraph. Seraph doesn’t even flinch and easily avoids a wild swing by Firechild. Seraph simply grabs FC by the throat and shoves him backward; FC stumbles backward and falls down the ram until they are now at ringside. Firechild scoots backward from Seraph trying to avoid him. Pinned in the corner, Seraph closes in, Firechild saves himself by grabbing Seraph’s pants and pulling him into the corner, Seraph slams into the ring post face first and falls to the floor in a heap. Firechild gets to his feet and rolls into the ring to escape. Seraph gets to his feet and we see he has been split open by the ring post. Seraph rolls into the ring undaunted, Firechild tries to attack, but Seraph blocks his shots and hits a throat thrust that sends FC staggering back into the ropes. Seraph backs FC into the corner and UNLOADS with some wicked chops and open hand slaps. FC cringes from the shots; Seraph whips FC into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Seraph grabs FC in a side head lock then falls straight to the mat with a sort of DDT/bulldog combo. FC is down; Seraph rolls him over and mounts him and pounds away. While Seraph is pummeling FC, he keeps that same serene, creepy expression on his face. The ref warns Seraph to stop and threatens DQ, Seraph stops and looks around for a moment. Meanwhile Firechild is digging around in his tights for something, finds it, then feigns like he is dead. When Seraph comes back and mounts FC again, he is quickly dropped when it appears that FC hits him in the chest. Seraph falls to the mat and FC mounts him and slashes away, leaving nasty gashes in his chest. The ref checks and can’t find anything. While the ref has his back turned we see that Firechild has the bloody nails that Seraph left! Firechild turns back to Seraph, and he tries to nail him again but Seraph grabs him again and the two tumble out of the ring and brawl around ring side. Eventually Seraph gets the better of it and slams FC’s face into the ring post leaving a nasty bloody gash. Seraph sees the nails and grabs one and proceeds to slash at FC’s forehead. The two swipe at one another and brawl around the ring, after several minutes of this the ref has had enough and waves for the bell
WINNER – No Contest in 7:15
UNCLE ENTITY(w/Jesse Garron) vs. THIM REYNOLDS – Onslaught Championship Match
Entity and Thim start the match with a handshake, but neither man lets go! They both pull and twist, trying to get position on the other man, when suddenly Thim snaps Entity with a modified arm drag! Instead of letting go, Thim holds onto Entity’s hand, rolling into position for a Fujiwara arm bar – Entity slides out of the ring to escape. Thim backs off, confidently letting UE get back into the ring. The lock up again, Thim goes for the same arm and Entity slams a forearm into the side of The Champ’s head! A second forearm rocks Thim back, and a third puts him into the corner! Before the ref can separate them, Entity delivers a legal, but humiliating slap to the Thim’s face. Thim keeps his cool, and locks up with Entity again. Again, Entity uses his apparent power advantage, pushing Thim toward the corner. Suddenly Thim drops down, catching Entity with a drop toe-hold that sends the Georgia native’s head slamming into the bottom turnbuckle. As he gets to his feet, Thim drives in, lining up a slap of his own, Entity covers, and Thim gives Entity’s nose a twist! Reynolds gives the clean break, but Entity comes roaring out of the corner, right into a release suplex! Not letting UE get to his feet, The Champ drives in, locking on another arm bar variation! Again, Entity is forced to the ropes. Thim breaks clean, back up a couple of steps, but as soon as UE gets in the ring, he attacks the same arm, locking in the chicken wing. Thim picks UE up and slams him on the chicken winged arm, then drives a pair of knees into the shoulder. Thim picks the challenger up and hooks in another chicken wing, but Entity fights out with a pair of elbows, and an Irish whip to the ropes, which is reversed by Thim. Entity crashes into the corner and grabs at the shoulder that has been the focus of Reynolds’ attacks. Thim charges across the ring and goes for the STINGER SPLASH? But while he is in mid-air, Entity drills him with a SPEAR! They hit the mat hard, Thim grabbing his ribs and gasping for breath! Entity is up, and drives 3 hard knee strikes into Thim’s weakened midsection, followed by a running drop elbow! The challenger picks the wounded champ up in a fireman’s carry, hoists him overhead in a military press, and drives him over his knee in a gut buster! Entity continues to work the Champ’s midsection and ribs with kick, and knee lifts, still favoring his arm. Thim tries to get some separation, but UE is having none of it! Whip to the ropes and Entity BURIES the knee into Thim’s gut, getting the Rikishi 360 degree flip in the process. Cover – 1, 2 – kick out at 2! As Thim gets to his feet, Entity bounces off the ropes and drives a knee into his head, knocking him back to the mat, followed by another hard knee, and a fast cover – again, Thim kicks out at 2!
Clearly frustrated, Entity pulls Thim to his feet, when Thim hooks the arm, goes for the full arm twist, looking for a standing arm bar – but Entity shifts out, grabs the Champ – LUNGBLOWER! Cover – 1 – 2 – KICK OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! Entity is close to losing it, and starts screaming at our Ref, Chuck Roberson. He grabs the champ and loads up for a haymaker, when the ref warns him about Onslaught Rules. Instead, he kicks Thim in the gut, and whips him across the ring into the corner, and follows up with a spear – but at the last second, Thim gets out of the way, and UE crushes his bad shoulder into the ring post! Thim grabs the bad arm in a standing arm bar, and using the ropes for extra spring, drives UE into the mat, nearly dislocating the shoulder! Thim quickly hooks on a double arm bar (ala the Rings of Saturn) and rears back on the hold – suddenly the Champ lets go of one arm, and grabs his injured ribs! As Entity gets to a seated position, Thim locks on the key lock arm breaker, also trapping one of UE’s legs to keep him from reaching the rope. Trapped, UE slams his head into Thim’s ribs, but the champ holds on – second head butt. Third – Thim’s face is white, and he is stifling a scream, but he won’t let go! Entity fights for another minute, but finally gives up! THE CHAMP RETAINS!
WINNER in 25:08 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Thim Reynolds
After the match, Thim drops to the mat holding his ribs – there might be blood coming out of his mouth? UE gets up, favoring his shoulder and glaring at the Onslaught Champion. Chuck Roberson gets between him and the Champ, and UE slides out of the ring, visibly enraged at how close he was to the belt....
wCw vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
OBJ and JWW start things off with an OBJ working a head lock. JWW shoots him off into the ropes and OBJ floors him with a shoulder tackle. JWW scrambles back to his feet quickly and locks up with OBJ again. OBJ backs him into a neutral corner, but breaks cleanly. JWW teases a third lock up and boots OBJ in the gut and slams him head first into the turnbuckle. A few shoulder tackles to the midsection are followed by an attempt at a clothesline. OBJ gets the boot up and snaps off a quick power slam on the staggered JWW. He whips JWW hard towards his corner and tags in GB. GB lays into him with rights and lefts. A beautiful spinning back kick sends JWW stumbling into the corner. GB then stumps a mud hole in him. Unfortunately, while GB acknowledges the crowd, he neglects to walk said mud hole dry and JWW is able to pull him by the trunks into the turnbuckles. JWW makes the dive and tags in TW who picks up the pace. Flying forearm staggers GB and TW snap mares him over. Sliding clothesline connects and a beautiful drop kick puts the big man back down. JWW back in and they suplex GB. JWW holds on to keep GB in place as TW hits a Hilo over the top across GB’s chest. Cover gets 2 and JWW puts the boots to GB. GB gets into the ropes and JWW backs off. Battle of fists is won by GB and he hits JWW with a flap jack. He goes to tag in OBJ, but JWW hits a diving chop block and drags GB away from his corner. TW in with a sling shot stomp to the knee and follows up immediately with a spinning toe hold for a little old school goodness. GB manages to punch free, but the damage is done. TW tries to go after the leg some more, but GB elbows and chops his way free, only to collapse before he can reach OBJ. JWW back in and drives the bad knee into the ground with an elbow drop. Quick tags isolate GB and OBJ only sees action to break up two pin fall attempts. TW and JWW attempt some kind of tandem Irish whip thingy, but GB kicks TW in the gut, hooks JWW by the head, then kicks off TW and drops JWW with a DDT. GB hobbles over and makes the lunging tag to OBJ. OBJ explodes into the ring with a vengeance. Big clothesline for JWW. Huge back body drop on TW. Gargantuan spine buster on JWW. The crowd roars in approval as OBJ and TW slug it out in the center of the ring. JWW blindsides GB with a Cross Check in the corner then helps TW gain a brief advantage over OBJ. OBJ battles back but in a sick display of teamwork, TW and JWW hoist the big man over the top rope with a tandem back drop suplex. An enraged GB side kicks JWW in the mouth and catches a stunned TW with a thunderous variation of a fire man’s carry slam. He turns to find the ref counting a barely conscious OBJ out and slides out to try help out. But between a bad leg and a nasty head first fall, they only manage to get back to the apron when the ref hits 10.
WINNERS by Count out in 33:44 wCw
MERCURY(w/The Evil Wizard) vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental title Match
Brief stare down, and words are exchanged before Williams and Mercury go to a collar and elbow tie-up. The bigger and stronger Williams gets the better of that, working a headlock and getting a shoulder block takedown. LD stomps Mercury while he’s down, then picks him off the mat by the waist and goes for a German suplex. But Merc flips out and lands on his feet then gets a crazy rollup, and LD gets a foot on the rope to break the pin. Williams turns to the ref and argues that Merc used the tights, but the official is having none of that. LD cautiously moves in and grabs a hammerlock. Mercury counters into his own, and Williams counters again. Hammerlock slam by LD, but before the champion can grab an arm bar; Mercury grabs him with a head scissors and takes him out of the ring. Merc then follows up with a double springboard corkscrew plancha to the floor, drawing a nice pop from the crowd. Mercury finally gets to his feet and crawls back onto the apron. LD is right behind, and they slug it out on the apron. Williams uses the ropes and shoots Merc off the apron, crashing into the guardrail headfirst. Williams jumps on that opportunity and goes to work on the floor. LD tries to shove Merc’s head between the bars on the guardrail, but is unsuccessful, so he opts to pound away instead. LD tosses Merc into the ring and gets ready to go to work. Williams takes Merc to the turnbuckle and slams his head repeatedly into the turnbuckle. The crowd loses count at about seventeen, and the referee steps in and breaks it. Snap suplex by Williams, and the challenger is reeling. Russian leg sweep, and Williams is taking his time in dismantling Mercury. LD with an inverted Snake Eyes, then drills Merc with a clothesline on the rebound. Williams ignores some taunts from the fans, and moves in for more. Power bomb, but Mercury reverses with a hurricanrana for a cover! One, two, but LD kicks out. Merc follows up with a dropkick. Then a spinning heel kick. He looks for the MAD HATTER tiger suplex, but Williams wiggles free and sends Merc to the ropes. Merc tries for a tornado DDT on the way back, but LD stops his momentum, lifts him up and hotshots him across the top rope. Williams looks for the STF, but Mercury grabs the ropes before LD can pull him to the center. So Williams changes his mind and guillotines Merc with a catapult between the ropes. Now LD pulls him to the center and tries the STF again. This time, Merc rolls him up and gets a two count. Williams charges back, but eats the canvas via a drop toehold. Quick leg drop and Mercury goes to the top. LD gets to his feet, so Merc jumps off with a flipping neck breaker. One… two… and the champion gets a shoulder up. Mercury looks for the MAD HATTER again, but Williams counters with a backslide attempt. Mercury flips himself over Williams’ back and hits the tornado DDT. Merc goes to the top again, looking for the LEAD POISONING, but LD, holding his neck, grabs the referee. As the official checks on LD, Soul Dragon hits ringside and shoves Mercury off the top, crotching him on the top rope. Williams miraculously recovers, pulls up Mercury, and drops him with the DDT. A three count later, and L.D. Williams retains the IC Title. Winner in 17:00 and STILL OOWF IC Champ: L.D. Williams
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