OOWF New Years Evil 9
Live! From Paris, France
Russ: Welcome to New Years Evil 9, LIVE From Paris France! As always I am joined by former FTW champion, Razz.
Razz: Good to be here Russ. We have a LOADED show tonight!
Russ: No doubt about it, Paris is not going to know what hit it
Razz: For once, it WON’T be German bombs either!
Russ: Is this going to be your shtick all night?
Razz: No!..........maybe?
Russ: Let’s not wait any longer; let’s get right to it with our first match, Mai Muyo takes on the demented Ricky Soaring Eagle
Razz: The thing of that is, Mai is Eco’s sister, is there really anything Soaring Eagle can do that Mai hasn’t already seen from her brother?
Russ: Good point, let’s go to the ring!RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. MAI MUYO“Run to the Hills” plays as Ricky Soaring Eagle enters to massive boos from the crowd. “Hero” by Skillet plays as Mai Muyo enters, and appears to be carrying a present.
Mai: Ricky, I know that you have gone through a lot in your life, and I...
Ricky: You what? You think that some gesture of kindness is gonna affect me in any way? Unless that box contains the head of a man who caused harm to my people, then I want nothing to do with it.
Mai: Come on, just open it. I know you’ll like it.
Ricky reluctantly opens the present, and seeing how Mai gave it to him, inside the box is, of course, a Bible.
Mai looks delighted to give him this, whereas Ricky stares at the book with growing rage.
M: So what do you think?
RSE: How…how dare you? How fucking DARE you give me this?! A book that was used to control and enslave my people, to make themselves into something that they fought and died to oppose?!
*Ricky tears the Bible into shreds, to Mai’s horror*
RSE: You should be thankful of one thing, though. That as much as I despise the white man, I do conform to his rules, if only for the sake of vengeance. It is also because of those rules, that I do not kill you where you stand for what you have just done to me.
The bell rings, and Ricky is ready to, whereas Mai is still stunned from what she had just witnessed.
M: I apologize for what I have done; I didn’t know what that meant to you. But you have just committed a cardinal sin for destroying my present. And for that, I must beat you. Kami no ikari wo oserero. (OOC: this phrase roughly translates to “Fear the Wrath of God.”)
Mai rushes at the enraged Ricky, which usually would not be a good idea, but Mai’s rage allows her to stand a chance against Ricky, albeit not for long. Ricky uses his power game to keep Mai at bay. There’s nothing flashy about his offense as he rains down clubbing blows onto her. Ricky brings Mai into the corner and continues the onslaught. Things are looking bad for Mai as Ricky attempts a Stinger Splash, but Mai gets out of the way. Ricky hits his head on the steel post, and Mai counters by hitting a Busaiku Knee Strike. Ricky is out cold as Mai goes up to the top. Mai hits the SAVIOR SPLASH and gets the 3 count.
WINNER in 12:43, Mai MuyoRuss: That’s a big win for the firecracker Mai Muyo and she shows that even the most righteous are willing to fight for what you believe in.Razz: And speaking of fighting for what you believe in, we’re in for a battle up next as the history between A’isha and Alexis is long and complicated.Russ: That it is and it has many branches coming out of it, but tonight there is just A’isha and Lexie. On the line for one is pride and vengeance and for the other a chance to end this longstanding issue plus a shot at Onslaught gold.Razz: That’s right Russ, if Alexis Darling can do what is expected tonight, she’ll have another match with Kai for the Onslaught Title and we all know how much Alexis wants to prove her worth as a champion here.Russ: let’s get to the action.A’ISHA AL-TIKRITIA vs. ALEXIS DARLINGLife is Beautiful by Sixx AM begins to play. Alexis Darling makes her way to the ring. She slaps the occasional hand. “What You Want” by Evanescence starts to play. The stage lights on fire and smoke rises. A’isha al-Takriti rises through the stage in the “Tebow” position, with Kai standing behind her. A’isha is wearing what looks like a gymnast outfit. They make their way to the ring, A’isha focused and never taking her eyes off of Alexis. As she gets in the ring, Kai makes his way to the announce table.
Russ: Looks like the Kai will be joining us.
Razz: Welcome, champ.
Kai: Thank you. The Kai loves the announce table. The Kai has checked many jabronis into the Smackdown Aloha Hotel here.
Russ: What brings you to ringside?
Kai: The Kai is here to keep the peace, unlike what the Kai and Big Daddy Danny Taylor will do later tonight. The Kai loves both of these women, even more than most other women.
Razz: Even after what happened two weeks ago?
Kai: Yes, even then. Not only is A’isha the Kai’s manager, she’s also like a little sister. Lexie…she’s like the ex-girlfriend you can’t wait to get rid of, yet still wanna feed her the Hawai’ian Kielbasa. Know what the Kai means, fellas?
Russ: Sure we do.
Kai: Actually, the Kai doubts you do, Russ. You fat, gelatinous, honey mustard loving oompa loompa. When was the last time you saw your penis, Russ?
Russ: Let’s get to the action.
Alexis and A’isha are about to lock up when A’isha slips behind Alexis. She wraps her arms around her waist as Alexis swings her elbows, attempting to strike the diminutive A’isha. A’isha reaches under with her foot and sweeps the leg, dropping Alexis to her face. A’isha sweeps over and locks the leg. STF!!!
Alexis is stunned and reaches for the rope, getting to it fairly quickly. The referee pulls A’isha off of Alexis. Alexis pulls herself under the rope to the apron to gather herself as A’ishapaces on the other side of the ring. Once she has a clear shot, she charges and attempts a double drop kick. Alexis drops to her side and swats A’isha between the ropes to the floor where she lands with a thud.
Russ: A’isha is in serious trouble now. That’s just pure inexperience.
Kai: Russ, you know what the Hawai’ian Kielbasa is right? The Kai knows you’ve heard of the Oklahoman Cocktail Weenie.
Alexis is on A’isha like a predator. She’s dropping knees to her back and ramming her into the rail. She continues to roll into the ring to break up the count just to continue the assault on the floor. She finally decides enough is enough and rolls a beaten A’isha into the ring.
Alexis grabs one of A’isha’s legs and rolls her into a half crab. She reaches back so far A’isha’s foot is touching her head as she screams. But before she can submit, Alexis releases the hold. Alexis stands over A’isha, deciding what to do next. She grabs her by the hair. She gutwrecnhes her and drops her on her knee in a backbreaker, picks her back up, and slams her down with a sidewalk slam. Alexis once again picks her up by her hair and sets her up for a DDT. She waits a few moments, showing off to the crowd. Then she plants…
No, A’isha flips out of it and lands on her feet. Alexis crashes down on her back. A’isha charges the ropes and bounces off. As Alexis turns to get to her feet, A’isha nails her with a double dropkick to the face. Alexis’ head snaps back and she’s flat on the mat. A’isha gathers herself as Alexis starts to get up again. Shining Wizard!!
Alexis falls out of the ring. A’isha gathers herself inside the ring. Alexis starts to get to her feet outside, and A’isha sees her opening. A’isha hits the ropes, charges the other side, cartwheels, plants and moonsaults over the top rope onto Alexis on the outside.
Crowd cheers.
Both women are groggy as they slide into the ring. Alexis is first to her feet and grabs A’isha by the hair. A’isha was playing possum…
CODE BREAKER!
Alexis is flat on her back. A’isha looks up to the turnbuckle and quickly climbs. She then leaps off with the most beautiful Shooting Star Press you’ve ever seen. She nails it and covers. The referee counts, 1….2….
NO! Alexis gets her shoulder up somehow. A’isha rolls off Alexis and pounds her fists into the mat in frustration as Alexis continues to lie on her back. A’isha climbs the turnbuckle again.
Kai: No, not twice. The Kai doesn’t like this idea.
Once again, a beautiful Shooting Star Press. But Alexis springs to her feet during A’isha’s rotation. She waits and then slams A’isha face first into the mat. A’isha is out. Alexis is on one knee. She flips her hair back, stands and gives the universal signal for “it’s finished.”
Alexis pulls A’isha up by her hair and fireman carries her onto her shoulders. She’s about to deliver a Darling Driver, but A’isha slides down and sunset flips Alexis. A’isha bridges, 1….2….3!!
Russ: Ma God! A’isha has beaten Alexis Darling!
WINNER in 13:45 – A’isha Al-TikritiThe sound of the headphones coming off is heard as Kai rushes over and pulls A’isha out of the ring by her feet before anything else can happen. He then pulls her up into a bearhug as they celebrate. Alexis is livid in the ring.
Kai leads A’isha to the aisle when GM Selena pops up on the OOWF-Tron 3000.
GMSa-T: Wow! Congratulations! You FINALLY beat Alexis, A’isha! It’s like some sort of Christmas miracle. Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Melee Kalikimaka, all that junk. Now guess what? You and Alexis? It’s over. Kaput. Finito!
A’isha is about to argue, but realizes it’s moot arguing with a jumbotron, but Selena sees it.
GMSa-T: I have spoken! Quote the stepmommy!
Selena folds her hands into a prayer pose.
GMSa-T[/b]: Namaste.
Razz: Wow, what a shocker there.Russ: You’re telling me Razz. A’isha showed a lot of heart and soul in pulling that out but let’s not take anything away from Lexie as she has really stepped up in the ring and she’s right on the cusp.Razz: She may be on the cusp, but tonight it was A’isha’s turn to get one. We’ll see what she has to say in the upcoming days about her stepmother’s proclamation that it’s over between her and Alexis.Russ: What a fun family dinner that will be. And speaking of fun families, one has to wonder what our following two wrestlers families are like.Razz: I bet they’re violent and angry. These two have been spinning their wheels for a bit now and tonight is a chance for one to step up and maybe take the next step into title contention.Russ: Right you are so let’s see how Rabbit Mask and Comrade Sharkoff respond.RABBIT MASK vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF “Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff accompanied by his handler Mila Kunis. They enter the ring as Kunis picks up a microphone.
“Coming to Paris is pleasurable for many women, but not me. Overpriced fashions, stupid clothes, and ridiculous handbags. I was here last year taking money from designer handbag company. Now I don't need them. Between my stupid actor-director boyfriend and the stupid movies they pay me lots of money to be in, I have no worry about money. One other person who has no worries is Russia's greatest athlete, Comrade Sharkoff.”
And Kunis hands the microphone to Sharkoff.
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Mila Kunis very smart woman. But she is right about being here in loser country. France try to invade Russia in 1812 and has been surrendering ever since. Tonight, here in city of working people taken over by capitalists, Comrade Sharkoff will defeat Rabid Mass and become winner of all titles in O-double-F for pride of Mother Russia.”
All the lights go out and a white fog engulfs the stage as
Another Me by Jeff Hardy begins to play. Rabbit appears through the fog carrying a beet? With a face on it, of course. Rabbit casually takes bites out of it, talks to it, and laughs maniacally.
As Mila Kunis exits the ring Rabbit Mask takes the big beet and tries to plant it in the skull of Sharkoff, and although the plant doesn't take root, Sharkoff does hit the canvas as Rabbit Mask lays in several kicks to the head of the big Russian until Referee Junior Hale pushes Rabbit back. Rabbit Mask pushes Hale out of the way and resumes the attack on the Russian and gets him up for a Head Drop #2 and goes for the cover, but Sharkoff is able to get a foot on the ropes. Hale again has to physically get in the way of Rabbit Mask to get him to let Sharkoff up. Sharkoff tries to clear his head as Kunis appears to hand him something before she jumps up on the apron to complain to Hale. As Rabbit Mask approaches Sharkoff a big fist comes flying, followed by several more, including one in the nether regions that sends Rabbit Mask curling up in the fetal position. Sharkoff throws what appears to be a small chain out of the ring and begins tapping that artificial foot on the mat, and Sharkoff delivers a stunning kick to the temple of Rabbit Mask that appears to knock him out. Kunis jumps off the apron, Hale turns around, Sharkoff covers, and Hale makes the three count!
Winner in 12:16 – Comrade SharkoffSharkoff stands up a little unsteadily as Kunis enters the ring to raise Sharkoff's hand and exit while Junior Hale tries to figure out what to do with Rabbit Mask, who is out cold.
Russ: I guess after watching that, the best thing I can say is that the Comrade from Russia just happened to be a better cheater on this night.Razz: Only cheating if you get caught partner. But that was a brutal battle and Rabbit Mask really needs to turn the corner as he seems to be a man on an island right now.Russ: Up next though will be four men who are not on an island. Danny Taylor has worked hard and put together a new version of Drink & Destroy and we will see 2/3 of that team in action next as Danny tags with Kai.Razz: And they’re facing another new duo who are still working the kinks out but do seem to have a bright future.Russ: We’re talking about the team of Reverend Stan Fulton and Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo.Razz: That man is still loonier than Bugs and Daffy combined.Russ: That may be but he is a formidable talent and we’ll see how the new D&D deal with him tonight.DANNY TAYLOR & THE KAI vs. STAN FULTON & ECOSYSTEM“Immortal” plays in the Reverend and the Devil, as Reverend Stan Fulton and Ecosystem make their way down to ringside. Eco is practicing his breathing on the way down, while Stan seems calm but not quite confident. Once in ring, however, the two calmly stop and discuss last minute planning before the match. They don’t even react or cease conversation as “Here Comes The Boom” plays in Drink and Destroy, as The Kai and “Dynamite” Danny Taylor make their way down to ringside, shaking hands and kissing babies (it’s always good not to get those things confused). As soon as they enter into the ring, Eco suddenly goes into “Let me at them!” mode, but Stan patiently reminds Eco of the plan, and Eco goes to the outside.
Stan locks up with Danny Taylor to start, in a battle of the behemoths. Danny gets the leverage advantage from overhead, but finds that trying to push the Crusher when he’s dug in is nearly impossible, so he instead pushed him down toward the ground, looking to shift clutch into a hold—Crusher breaks instead, yanking Danny’s legs out from under him. Fulton holds the leg and drops an elbow across the left knee—up and down again, and a third time. Fulton attempts to turn over Danny into a Boston Crab, but Taylor kicks the Reverend off and drop toeholds him down as he charges back. DDT bludgeons the big man with clubbing blows to the back, and finally pulls on a front facelock—looking to cinch in with a throwback to his old MMA style as he begins to wrap the legs, but Crusher charges forward, slamming Taylor into the turnbuckles. Stan goes to town with lefts and rights to the torso, but DDT pops a knee strike up to send Stan stumbling, and Taylor goes to the second rope and hits a spinning back elbow!
Stan stumbles back a few paces, and Eco, leaning over the ropes, blind tags on the back. Taylor is just getting up and didn’t see the tag, running and nailing Stan Fulton with the Big Boot! As he spins around, however, he sees Ecosystem coming off the top rope with a flying clothesline to chop down the big oak tree that is Taylor. Eco is now bringing in some of his old Japanese roots, laying in with kicks to the now kneeling Taylor to prevent his rise—DDT catches one, but Eco quickly spins into an enziguri! Ecosystem into the cover, good for two before DDT un-stuns himself and powers out. Eco goes back to the well with kicks, but one goes wild off a Taylor dodge, and Taylor shoves him into the corner, catches Muyo, Exploder Suplex! VINTAGE DYNAMITE! Juni flops, stunned for a moment, while DDT gets the hot tag to The Kai.
The Kai catches Eco off the charge, To The Sand Spinebuster! Kai stands over Eco, and then leaps off the second rope for THE MOST ELECTRIFYING SIGNATURE MOVE IN ALL OF HAWAI’ITAINMENT, THE MOONSAULT OVER MAU’I! Kai into the cover: 1-2-no! Ecosystem kicks out. Undaunted, the Kai looks to go for a bigger risk as he goes to the top rope—but Eco kips up and nails the top rope, causing Kai to drop down on the top turnbuckle right onto the People’s Coconuts! Eco picks Kai from the top rope, and runs with a powerslam right by Eco’s corner, as Muyo quickly tags in Stan who drops a hard elbow into the cover—but The Kai somehow gets a shoulder up under the girth! Stan lifts Kai up for another, bigger powerslam—but Kai flails, dropping behind the big man, dropkicking him forward, and spinning around and kicking Eco off the ring apron! Eco lands HARD on the steel steps, and when Stan shoulderblocks Kai down and looks for the tag and double-team, he sees that his partner has been incapacitated!
Meanwhile, Kai’s agility allowed him to get up for the tag, and as Stan turns around, he runs right into a DOUBLE SPEAR from Kai and DDT! Even the big man is stunned by this, and Kai gives a quick lift to help DDT hook Stan up—modified DYNAMITE DROP! More of a powerbomb on the follow through, but it’s good for three, as Eco fails to make it back in the ring in time to prevent Drink and Destroy from getting the duke.
WINNERS in 10:22…Drink and Destroy!
Drink and Destroy celebrate their second victory over the two former World Champions in so many nights, while Eco climbs into the ring to check on Fulton, who is more stunned than hurt. Audibly, Fulton asks how Juni got knocked out of the ring, and Ecosystem appears to…apologize? Fulton nods, and the two exit quietly.
Russ: Now that is what the OOWF is known for; great bell-to-bell action.Razz: Drink & Destroy came out on top in that one but it’s clear that Fulton and Ecosystem are getting better and better every day.Russ: That they are and it will be sooner rather than later that we’re talking about approaching Stan Fulton’s Grand Slam and Ecosystem’s possible redemption.Razz: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves there Russ. Fulton and Eco have a lot of work still to do as a team and individually, I think it will take Junichiro a lot more than that to redeem himself.Russ: Fair points. What probably won’t be fair is what our next two wrestlers will do to one another.Razz: Damn skippy there Russ. Ghosthead is very upset that Alexander helped to put the kibosh on his Mayan apocalypse and will be looking to take that disappointment out on Alex with blood.Russ: But Alexander Darling is no stranger to being disliked and wanting people out for his blood. And to be fair, Alexander gives as good as he gets and has his own issues with Ghosthead trying to use his wife as a vessel.Razz: Alex has issues with almost everyone to be fair and to him Ghosthead may just be another notch on his systematic defeat of the Mann family.Russ: Let’s get to the bloodshed and violence then.ALEXANDER DARLING vs. GHOSTHEAD – Relaxed RulesAlexander Darling comes out and appears to be very serious, bypassing the usual entrance activities and heading straight to the ring, although he does absentmindedly slap hands with a few fans. The lights darken and Ghosthead's white spotlight appears, illuminating the white fog that has begun to creep in. Darling has done creepy before (look who he's married to) so he's unimpressed, but the fans pop for it. Ghosthead gets to the ring and hops to the top of the turnbuckle to glare down at the man who ruined his plans. Darling glares up at the man who nearly ruined his family.
Russ: There's no love loss there.
Razz: None indeed. This is going to be one intense match.[/i]
Barros gives each man a pre-match warning and calls for the bell. Ghosthead leaps down off the turnbuckle straight at Alexander with missile drop kick to the chest, and Alexander goes sailing backward. Ghosthead gets to his feet and stalks Darling, as Darling is slow to get up. Ghosthead knocked the wind out of him. Ghosthead moves closer and begins to put more kicks to him, as Darling is forced to roll away under the ropes. Barros gets in between as Darling climbs the outside of the ropes. Ghosthead shoves Barros to the side to get to Alex, but Alex slingshots himself over the ropes, hitting Ghosthead with an enzuigiri, driving him back. Alex continues the offense with slaps, forearms, and European uppercuts. They hit the ropes and Alex whips Ghosthead across the ring, then runs at him with a ferocity we haven't seen since the last Alex/Moose feud. He lariats Ghosthead over to the floor, then backs up and DIVES out of the ring onto Ghosthead, knocking them both into the barricade. The two men get to their feet and exchange hockey punches. Alex ducks one of Ghosthead's, and knees him in the gut. Ghosthead ducks one of Alex's, and ends up behind him. He grabs Alex by the shoulders and throws him into the ring post. Ghosthead grabs him again and throws him into the steel steps, face first. Alex's abused nose starts to trickle blood. Alex rolls over just in time to see Ghosthead coming towards him with double ax handle strike, and rolls off the stops. Ghosthead hits the steel with a bang. Alexander scrambles around the corner and dives under the ring looking for plunder. He comes up with it in the form of a kendo stick, just laying there, like they do. He cracks Ghosthead across the back with it, and as he comes up, gets him across the face! There's a nice line of red where a stray piece of bamboo sliced Ghosthead's cheek. The blood trickles down the white-painted skin, and Ghosthead rubs it, sees the blood...and grins. Alex grins back at him, and makes the international "Bring it" signal.
Ghosthead turns and grabs the ring steps and hurls them Alex's way. Darling dodges, but the corner nicks him on the shoulder, and we have more blood. Ghosthead checks under the ring and comes up with...A STEEL CHAIR! Meanwhile, Darling has rolled back into the ring, after retrieving a clangy pole from under the ring, calling for Ghosthead to come get some. Ghosthead complies, chair in hand. They circle each other, neither wanting to give ground first, but finally Darling's temper gets the better of him and he swings the kendo stick. Ghosthead blocks it with the chair, but that allows Darling to strike him in the side with the clangy pole. Ghosthead crumples a bit to that side, allowing Darling to grab the chair out of his hand and toss it aside. But not too far aside, as Darling gets him into position and BRAIN! BUSTER! ON THE! CHAIR! We have our first actual wrestling move of the match, and our first attempt at a pin, one...two...NO!! Ghosthead kicks out.
Russ: A brainbuster on a chair!! Darling really is sadistic if you've messed with his family.
Razz: Well, I don't know that Ghosthead is any less sadistic.
Darling backs up to watch Ghosthead get to his feet slowly, choosing his next move. Blood from his nose and arm are flowing freely now, staining the mat. Ghosthead's cheek is also bleeding a lot, dripping off his jawline. Ghosthead lurches forward with a forearm which Alex ducks. GH bounces off the far ropes and comes back out, leaping over Alex who was maybe going for a shoulder block. Last time, GH bounces off the ropes and EIDOLON! The forearm connects hard, flipping Alex over. Ghosthead recovers and turns toward his prey. Alex grabs at Ghosthead's legs to help him up (seriously, why do people do that?) and Ghosthead obliges, helping Alex stand right next to him, right into perfect position for the Vex Vice! He hits the side effect portion and then floats over into the Anaconda Vice, angling his arm just perfectly so that in addition to the carotid artery, he's putting pressure on Darling's bleeding nose. Darling struggles, but in the end, there's nothing he can do and between the pain in the center of his face and the cutting off of blood flow, he's forced to tap out.
WINNER in 26:27--Ghosthead!Ghosthead stands triumphantly over Darling and then eventually rolls out of the ring. He goes over to the Portuguese Announce Table to gloat over defeating the sun or something like that. What he doesn't see is that Darling has recovered, and rolled out of the ring, and is now stalking him. The crowd stupidly cheers, so Ghosthead knows something is up, but not what. As he turns around, Darling strikes, wrapping Ghosthead's arm around his neck and WHAM! DARLING DRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Now it's Darling's turn to stand over Ghosthead, until referees and security from the back get in the way, and 'escort' Darling to the back.
Russ: What a battle.Razz: I get the idea that the war isn’t over.Russ: That’s for sure as those two clearly don’t like each other and by Alexander’s actions after the match, I assume Ghosthead will not let that lie.Razz: Ghosthead wins the match but one has to wonder if that’s enough for him. I personally doubt it.Russ: As do I Razz as Alex may have gone overboard there by attacking Ghosthead after the bell had rung ending the match but we know Alex does not take kindly to attacks against his family and sometimes he reacts badly.Razz: Speaking of reacting badly, four of the next six competitors are as violent as they come and the other two just so happen to be the most decorated tag team in OOWF history.Russ: Yes, that’s right as the Texans join with longtime ally Davin Moreland to reform Run DLP tonight and they face version 2.0 of the Saints of Sinners.Razz: Moosehead Jack, Edra & Clio Neal…as violent a group the OOWF has ever seen and now working together.Russ: God help us all. Let’s hope Run DLP puts them in their place tonight.RUN DLP vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERSThe two teams are announced and Texpress and Power and Glory make their way to the ring still sporting the blood and bruises from the brawl that has raged out of control for days now back stage. They immediately renew hostilities in the middle of the ring with Phantos and Clio trading chops in one corner while Edra and Lucios tumble between the ropes and fall to the floor on the other. The crowd pops loudly as Davin Moreland comes out from the back, carrying a dazed Moosehead Jack over his shoulder. Before Davin can start down the ramp though, Moose slips off his shoulder and lands behind him, spins Davin around and catches him with a clubbing clothesline across the chest that sends Davin staggering and stumbling down the ramp. Moose stands there breathing hard and bleeding, but also grinning like a Cheshire cat.
In the ring, Clio sends Phantos to the opposite corner and charges in after him, but Phantos moves out of the way and Clio crashes into the turnbuckle. Phantos slips out of the ring and stands on the apron, waiting to sprigboard into the ring. Edra grabs him from the outside and gets under him and puts Phantos on his shoulders. Clio gets a running start and hits a baseball type drop kick between the middle and top rope that knocks Phantos off Edra’s shoulders and sends him tumbling into the third row of fans!
Moose waits for Davin to get to one knee, then charges down the ramp and catches him with a running knee to the side of the head that sends him stumbling the rest of the way down the ramp to ringside. Clio helps Edra double team Lucios, they roll him back into the ring and Edra holds him while Clio lands several nasty kicks to his ribs. Clio and Edra get an evil look on their face, and Edra lifts Lucios for a piledriver, while Clio heads to the top rope to make it a SPIKE PILEDRIVER! From the crowd, Phantos gets back on his feet and sees what is about to happen, he runs toward the barricade, leaps on top of that, then from there to the ring apron where he slams into the ropes shaking them violently, causing Clio to fall off the top rope, hit the apron then fall to the floor! With the distraction, Lucios is able to back drop out of the piledriver attempt, and he and Phantos take over.
Outside the ring, Moose has Davin pinned against the ring apron, he digs into his pocket and pulls out a small chain and hammers Davin with shots to the face, opening a nasty gash that leaves Davin a bloody mess. Moose looks into the ring and sees Phantos and Lucios hit a double drop kick on Edra, so he slams Davin’s face into the floor, and slides into the ring just as Phantos is heading for the ropes. Moose nearly DECAPITATES him with a clothesline, then goes after Lucios, attacking him from behind. Moose backs Lucios into the corner and catches him with several knees to the gut, then digs his fingers into his eyes, nearly getting disqualified. Moose fires severs punches at Lucios, but Lucios starts to fight back. As he gets the upper hand, Clio climbs back onto the apron and loops a cord around Lucios neck and holds him in place choking him. Moose steps aside and Edra charges into the corner and BURIES a shoulder into his gut.
Moose stumbles back to the middle of the ring, where Phantos POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Moose staggers but doesn’t go down, so Phantos hits another one, then a third. Finally Moose drops to one knee, but a fourth one puts him out. Instead of going for a cover, Phantos races to the corner and helps his partner. The four tumble out of the ring and they brawl around ringside and up the ramp to the back with none of them able to maintain an advantage for more than a few minutes.
Moose gets back to his feet and leaves the ring, but Davin is waiting in ambush. He hops onto the apron and KILLS Moose with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER onto the apron! Moose’s head bounces off the apron and he falls to the floor. Davin stands over Moose for a minute, then looks out at the crowd with a sadistic look in his eyes. The crowd begins a “FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM” chant. Davin rummages under the apron and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. He sets it up in the corner then leaves the ring and grabs a bloody Moose and slides him into the ring as well.
Davin pulls Moose to his feet and catches him on the bridge of the nose with several headbutts, then shoves him into the corner where the table is set up. Davin charges in and clotheslines Moose into the corner, then sets Moose on the top rope and climbs the ropes himself, he is going to SUPERPLEX Moose through the table! Davin climbs up and hooks Moose, but Moose fights the move, then hits a LOW BLOW on Davin. Davin nearly falls off the top rope, but Moose holds onto him and stands on the top rope, grabs Davin and…….god no, not this! He hits a TOP ROPE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! Good GOD! Davin Moreland may be DEAD! Moose crawls to the wreckage of human flesh and table and drapes an arm across Davin, the referee counts one, two, three. This one is over.
WINNER in 15:59 – Saints of Sinners
Officials manage to separate Power and Glory and Texpress. Phantos and Zane see Davin lying prone in the middle of the ring, and Moose standing over him taunting him. They race to the ring with medical officials, Moose beats a hasty retreat out of the ring and joins Edra and Clio at the top of the ramp, the Saints of Sinners stand there bloody, but victorious as the crowd tries to boo them out of the building.
Razz: We would like to send our condolences to the Moreland family for the loss of Davin Moreland tonight……
Russ: Not funny Razz. That animal Moosehead Jack needs to be stopped. He is here on a technicality, that is the ONLY reason he is still employed here. And he wants to be the world champion? A world champion is supposed to have some dignity, some compassion, and most of all some control. This man acts on whatever savage impulse he has, he is not the person we need representing this company. I pray that GM Selena maintains her ban on Moosehead Jack ever getting a world title shot. And what’s worse, Moose is dragging Clio and Edra right along with him! They have proven they are just as sadistic as he is, but they also have moments of compassion. Enough time with Moose, and that will be gone! The Saints of Sinners need to be stopped before they spread, to paraphrase Vince McMahon, they are a potential cancer here in the OOWF!
Razz: Wow, how do you really feel Russ?
Russ: It sickens me. And speaking of things that sicken me… I am getting word that Ghosthead has found Alexander Darling in the medical room and they’re using everything not bolted down to try and kill each other once again.[/i]
Razz: Told you that war was from over. Security is being dispatched and I wish them luck in keeping those two guys apart.Russ: As that’s being cleared up in the back, out here it’s title time as we have 3 titles up for grabs in our next three matches. First up are the tag team championships and our challengers just refuse to go away.Razz: Say what you will about Awesome Bill and Justin Sane and their entourage but one thing you HAVE to say is that they are fighters. Our new champs, LD Williams & Stank have tried to shake them, but they haven’t been able to.Russ: We’ll see if they’re finally able to the final nail in Banned from Everywhere’s coffin tonight. Let’s go to the ring for our first title match.LD WILLIAMS & STANK vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE - OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Insane in the Brain” plays, and Banned from Everywhere, riding Drunkey and Drunkette, are led to the ring by Ellie May. They pause for a moment at ringside to drink in the crowd’s approval, and then climb into the ring. The cheers ramp up even further as Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville pose on the turnbuckles, but the reaction turns on a dime as Nonpoint’s “Skin” hits and the champions step onto the stage. Stank and L.D. Williams make their way slowly down the aisle, seemingly oblivious to the cheers raining down on them. They climb into the ring and hold their titles high, glaring holes in the challengers. Referee Angelo Barros takes the belts and displays them to Banned from Everywhere, and then hands them to ringside and calls for the bell.
Staredown to start, and while the champions have the edge in intimidation, the challengers stand their ground. Finally, Stank and Bill back to their corners, leaving L.D. and Justin to start out. Williams extends a hand and Justin takes it, but Williams yanks him forward and tosses him into the Champion’s corner with a belly-to-belly suplex. Justin rolls to his feet and runs into a right from Stank on the apron. Justin staggers back, and Williams nails him from behind with a spear, driving him into the corner. Williams peppers Justin with rabbit punches before sitting him on the top turnbuckle facing out. Stank nails Justin with another right hand, dropping him into the tree of woe, and Williams nails him with a stalling dropkick. Justin collapses to the mat and Williams makes the tag.
Williams hauls Justin to his feet and holds him open for Stank’s kick to the ribs. Stank grabs the smaller man around the waist and drives him to the mat. He pins Justin to the mat by grinding an elbow into his face, but Justin kicks out at two. Stank hauls Justin to his feet and shoves him back into the corner. Stank delivers repeated shoulders to the midsection and then sends Justin into a neutral corner. Justin hits the corner chest-first and bounces back, only to be crushed as Stank follows him in with an avalanche. Stank spins Justin around and lifts him onto his shoulders for the Stank-U, but Justin grabs the top rope and drags himself off. Jusitin lands on the apron, ducks a roundhouse, and drives his shoulder into Stank’s midsection. Justin vaults the ropes and hits a sunset flip. Stank grabs the top rope to block. He tries to drop onto Justin, but Justin moves and Stank lands hard on the mat. Justin dives for his corner and makes the tag.
Bill storms across the ring and slams into Stank as he gets up. He hammers Stank with punches and then scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Bill hits a knee drop and pummels Stank with more punches. He drags Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but ducks his head too soon and gets caught with a knee to the face. Stank tries to grab him for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Bill traps his arms and nails him with a head butt. Stank staggers, and Bill goes to the ropes and hits the Mason-Dixon Line! He covers, but Williams drives an elbow into the back of his head to break it up. As Barros forces Williams out of the ring, Bill pulls Stank to his feet. Stank catches him with a thumb to the eye and runs him into the corner, driving his head between the turnbuckles and into the ringpost. Barros turns around in time to see Stank roll Bill up. He makes the count, but Justin is in with a double stomp to his former boss to break it up. Williams is back in as well, and hits Justin with a diving clothesline that takes them both over the ropes to the outside.
Stank hauls Bill to his feet and sends him into the corner. He follows him in with a forearm to the jaw, and then knees him in the gut and delivers a DDT. Stank covers, but Bill rolls a shoulder at two. Stank drags Bill to his feet and stands him up with a European uppercut. He scoops Bill up, but Bill breaks free and drops behind him. Bill staggers Stank with a kick to the knee, then hits the ropes and levels him with a clothesline from behind. Bill stomps Stank into the mat, and then hauls him up and stuns him with a forearm. Bill hits a Bionic Elbow, and follows up with a second one. He takes a moment to juke and jive before the third, but Stank puts a quick stop to that with a punch to the face. Bill staggers, and Stank drops him with the Shitfaced.
Outside the ring, Williams slams Justin’s head into the ring apron. He delivers a series of punches to the kidneys, and then whips him toward the ringside barrier. Justin gets his arms up and stops his momentum, and then catches Williams with a mule kick. Justin grabs Williams around the neck and drops, driving his face into the barrier. Justin heads back to his corner, but Williams tackles him from behind and sending him tumbling into the ring steps. Williams drags Justin onto the steps and sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer, but Justin backdrops out of it. Williams lands hard on the steps. Justin drags himself onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckles. He leaps / falls onto Stank, breaking up his cover on Bill.
As Justin rolls out to the apron, Stank gets to his feet, and he does not look happy. He hauls Bill to his feet and rocks him with a forearm. He follows that up with a chop and a slap across the face before sending him hard into the corner. Bill slams into the turnbuckles and bounces out with a wild look in his eye. He starts to ‘Awesome up’, but Stank stops that with an eye rake. Stank sends Bill to the ropes and hits a ring shaking spine buster. He hooks the leg, and Barros counts One…Two…Thr - Bill powers out! Stank rolls to his feet and stomps on Bill. He hits the ropes and goes for the Stankonia 2.0, but Bill rolls out of the way. Both men are on their feet and Bill points at Stank - “YOU!” Stank swings, but Bill blocks and hits a punch of his own. He hits a second one, and then sends Stank to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. Bill stomps to his corner and reaches out - Williams yanks Justin off the apron! As Barros heads to the floor to separate them, Bill turns back to Stank - just in time to eat a big boot! Stank drops to one knee and starts hammering Bill with punches, and then hauls him to his feet and shoves him against the ropes. Stank waffles Bill with chops before sending him across the ring and planting him with a power slam. He sees Barros climb back into the ring, so he makes the cover. One…Two…Thr - Justin hits a flying elbow out of nowhere to break the pin!
Williams is back in as well. Justin, sidesteps a tackle attempt and propels Williams to the ropes, catching him with a super kick that sends him tumbling through the ropes to the floor. He sees Bill crawling to the corner and dives in front of him. Justin rolls to the apron and grabs the tag rope just in time to make the tag! Stank dives for Bill at the same time, and Justin vaults over the top rope to hit a double stomp to his back. Justin goes to the ropes and hits Stank with a dropkick to the face as his sits up. Justin falls on him for the cover, but Stank powers out with authority at two. Justin rolls to his feet and launches himself at Stank, but the big man grabs him around the throat. Before Stank can lift him for a choke slam, Justin sticks out his hand. Stank releases him and starts patting where his pockets would be. When he realizes what he’s doing, Stank turns to Justin with a snarl, but gets popped with a super kick for his trouble. It knocks Stank off-balance, but he remains on his feet. He lunges at Justin, who dances behind him and rolls him up, getting a two count.
Both men are up, and Justin leaps at Stank, who catches him in a two handed choke and drives him to the mat. Bill sees Williams start to duck into the ring, and enters himself. Naturally , Barros only sees Bill and cuts him off. Behind the ref]s back, Williams joins his partner, and they send Justin to the ropes, lifting him into the air and driving him stomach-first onto their knees. They each grab a leg and make a wish before Williams rolls out of the ring - just as Barros turns around. Stank hauls Justin to his feet and plants him with a power bomb, holding his shoulders to the mat. Barros counts, but Justin rolls a shoulder in time. Stank stomps on Justin’s face and tells him to stay down. He turns for his corner, but Justin grabs his ankle. Stank turns and drags Justin to his feet, but Justin grabs his head - Codebreaker! Justin gets to his feet and stares at Stank, and then head to the corner and starts to climb. He reaches the top rope and screams “DOUGHAW-” Williams, having circled the apron behind him, shoves Justin off, sending him crashing to the mat. Bill starts in to help, but again Barros cuts him off.
Stank gets to his feet and grabs Justin. He halls him onto his shoulders - Stank U! Stank covers, hooking both legs. Williams sprints across the ring and drives a shoulder into Bill’s midsection, He vaults over the ropes and hits a sunset flip power bomb that drives Bill to the floor. Barros slides into place and counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS, and still OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 19:46, L.D. Williams and Stank.After the match: Williams grabs the Championships from the timekeeper’s table and slides into the ring. He hands one of the belt to Stank and the Champions hold the titles high to a chorus of boos.
Russ: And the champions retain.Razz: They are a major force to be reckoned with, but once again Bill and Justin gave them everything they had and the champs find a will and a way to win.Russ: I know Stank & Williams will want to move on, but I get the idea that Banned from Everywhere will continue to be a factor in the tag team division.Razz: I sure hope so, they do make my cockles bright.Russ: If you say so. Let’s get ready for our second title match as up-and-comer and new member of Drink & Destroy DK Murphy gets a chance to challenge Matt Folz for the Intercontinental Title.Razz: I have to admit it doesn’t look good for the challenger here. Folz has the experience edge, the willing to do anything to win edge, and I have to say…I think he has the flat out talent edge.Russ: That may be, but I think DK has that x-factor. Whether it’s the new alignment to give him added confidence or the unknown history, Mr. Murphy has a quality I think that makes him a competitor in this match.Razz: We’ll see.MATT FOLZ vs. DK MURPHY - OOWF Intercontinental Championship title MatchThe Gauntlet by The Dropkick Murphys plays over the sound system and the challenger comes out from the Gorilla position. The crowd is not very enthusiastic, but they’re French... so you know. Those along the aisle reach out for hand slaps and Murphy obliges. He reaches the ring, turns towards the crowd and finally gets a reaction. What zeal they have is certainly for Mr. Murphy.
Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei plays and the crowd boos the arrival of Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz. The former mercenary ignores the Paris crowd and the sneer he has on his face only gets a little bigger.
He climbs in the ring, the referee rings the bell and we’re underway.Murphy is still paying attention to the crowd reaction and as soon as the bell rings, Folz nails DK in the back of his head and that head slams into the turnbuckle. Folz slams Murphy’s head into the turnbuckle over and over. Finally the ref gets Folz to back off and Murphy drops face first to the canvas. Folz taunts the crowd and their anointed favorite.
After a bit of flipping off the crowd, Folz goes back over to the corner and lifts Murphy up by the hair, getting a warning from the referee. Folz jaws with the ref and Murphy back kicks Folz right in the wedding tackle. Folz drops to his knees clutching his twig and berries and Murphy spins and hits a beautiful shining wizard. Now it’s Folz’s turn to topple over to the mat.
The crowd is pleased, but Murphy has learned his lesson and goes for a quick cover. One... two... no. Folz is too much a wily veteran and one move isn’t going to lose him this title. Murphy wastes no time and gets Folz up and starts laying in forearms and punches. The ref allows this to go for a bit, but finally has to step in and keep the punches to a minimum. Folz is wobbly and Murphy steps in while still jawing with the ref. Typical rookie mistake.
Folz takes advantage and when Murphy gets close, Folz snaps him over with a nice belly-to-belly suplex. Murphy arches his back on the canvas in pain while Folz shakes the stars away. Both men back to their feet and Murphy tries a running clothesline which Folz ducks. Both men off the ropes and double clothesline! Both men down and the ref starts the ten count.
The ref gets to eight and Folz is the first to his feet. Murphy isn’t far behind, but Folz takes advantage and locks in an arm bar. Folz quickly moves this to a good STF. This might be it as Folz has it locked in good. Murphy however is no little cruiserweight and he has enough upper body strength to drag his way to the ropes. The ref calls for the break, but Folz isn’t giving up this move yet. At 4¼, Folz breaks the hold and now he’s jawing with the ref explaining that he has until the count of five and he’s well within his rights to wait until nearly that.
Folz goes back to work on Murphy’s limbs with a variety of arms bars, leg and ankle locks and generally keeping Murphy down on the mat. Folz puts on a veritable mat wrestling clinic that even the Paris crowd can appreciate. Folz goes for pins every so often, usually getting a two count. Folz doesn’t get frustrated by that this time as he knows every time Murphy has to kick out weakens him that much more.
Folz has Murphy in a side headlock down on the mat where he yells at the ref to ask if Murphy wants to quit. Murphy refuses and Folz yanks back harder on Murphy’s head. The crowd is getting antsy, but starts to react to something and Folz looks around.
Standing at the entrance ramp is Junichiro “Ecosytem” Muyo. Eco’s still upset with the actions of Folz at the last
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Needless to say, Juni’s a tad annoyed. Folz smirks and pulls back even harder on Murphy’s head. Matt hasn’t noticed with the Eco distraction, but Murphy has been sliding himself closer and closer to the ropes and he finally is able to grab the bottom one. The ref calls for the break and Folz thinks he’s won via submission. He’s jawing with Eco who’s moved down to ringside. Eco reaches up and clocks Folz on the chin. It was a glancing blow but it surprises Folz all the same.
Folz turns to give the ref a talking to, still not realizing the match isn’t over. Murphy has had time to recover and gives Folz a kick to the gut which bends him over. Murphy pulls Folz up, turns him over... LAST CALL PILEDRIVER! Murphy makes the cover. One... two... THREE!
WINNER in 23:19 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion, DK Murphy!Folz comes to and sees Murphy holding up his belt while Eco is golf-clapping on the outside. Folz turns about twelve shades of red in anger and Eco turns and walks back up the ramp. Murphy notices Folz’s anger and decides now is a good time to go back and show his belt around the Detroyatorium. He leaves while the crowd mercilessly taunts Folz.Russ: What a big win for the underdog there.Razz: It is, but to be fair it wasn’t under the most fairest of circumstances to Matt Folz as he was distracted by Ecosystem on the outside.Russ: But the champ there has to keep his head in the game and he didn’t. His issues with Eco have cost him gold and we can only assume that he’ll be looking for payback from both Eco and Murphy.Razz: And as we’ve seen in the past, a motivated and focused Matt Folz is a very, very dangerous individual. He can set his sights on Ecosystem, he can go after DK to try and regain the Intercontinental title or he can turn his attention to our final match and once again try to interject himself into the world title picture with Chris Evans and/or Firewoman.Russ: The whole thing is just out of control, so much anger among everyone involved. Speaking of anger, we are getting word that Alexander Darling and Ghosthead have FINALLY been separated backstage. I am sure it took a small army to pull THAT off
Razz: Well, two actually. We sent in the French army first, but they surrendered
Russ: You’ve been sitting on that all night, haven’t you? And now for our main event. Firewoman, our reigning OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, has recovered from her Mayan influence and turned her attention to former ally Chris Evans.Razz: Evans lost the title a month ago and chose New Year’s Evil for his rematch as he allowed Fire to wait on this title defense and we’ll see if the month of distractions has affected her.Russ: The former champ sure hopes so while the current champ is hoping this reign continues into the new year.Razz: The one thing I know is that this will be a match we all remember.Russ: Then let’s get to it.
