OOWF MidWeek Mayhem!
Live! From North Scituate, Rhode Island
AUSTRAROO vs. PAWTUCKET PETEPawtucket Pete comes to the ring first, a former Mr. Rhode Island bodybuilding champion, he has muscles in places most of us don’t even have places. The newcomer from down under Austraroo makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and offers his hand to Pete, but Pete slaps it away and laughs at him. The ref calls for the bell and this one is under way. Collar and elbow tie up; Pete shoves Austraroo and sends him flying into the corner. Aust shakes it off and ties up with Pete again and this time grabs a side head lock, Pete shoves him off easily and sends Aust toward a corner, with the balance of a cat, Aust scales the corner, hits the top rope and springs backward catching Pete with a reverse DDT. Aust is immediately up to his feet, hits the ropes again, jumps across a dazed Pete and hits the far ropes, but now Pete is up, and catches Aust and elevates him straight into the air, but Aust connects with a drop kick to Pete’s face that sends him staggering into the ropes. Aust springs to his feet and catches a charging Pete with a drop toe hold, then springs up, hits the ropes and drops a leg across the back of Pete’s head. Pete gets to his feet and Aust tries to whip him into the ropes, but Pete reverses it, Aust comes back and slides between Pete’s feet, leaps up, lands on his shoulders and takes him over with a reverse frankensteiner. Pete bails out of the ring and tries to gather himself. Aust hits the far ropes and charges, Pete sees him coming and steps away, Aust stops himself and spins through the ropes and remains on his feet inside the ring. On the outside Pete is yelling at the crowd and pointing to his head telling everyone how smart he is. Inside Aust plays to the crowd and tells them to be quiet. Aust then grabs the ropes and sling shots himself to the top rope and springs off and catches Pete with a bulldog on the outside. The fans go nuts for the newcomer, and Aust pulls Pete up and rolls him under the ropes, then follows with a slingshot rolling thunder for a two count. Pete staggers to his feet and Aust leaps to his shoulders and tries a victory roll, but Pete drops him throat first on the top rope. Aust is on the mat trying to regain his breath, for some reason the massive Pawtucket Pete scales the ropes. He wastes WAY too much time on the top rope, and when he finally leaps off; Aust nips up and connects with a Roo Kick right to the jaw. Pete’s eyes roll into the back of his head, he sways for a moment, then Aust reloads and hits a second Roo Kick to the jaw that puts the big man down. Austraroo hooks the leg and gets the three count.
WINNER in 5:25 Austraroo
MIKEY STYNER & DR. MURDER vs. THE ESTABLISHMENTEndo and Murder start off for their teams. Lockup and Murder sends Endo to the ropes. Endo ducks a clothesline, and comes back with one of his own. Endo picks Murder up and hits a body slam. Endo off the ropes and hits a leg drop. Endo picks murder up and whips him to the corner. Endo follows him in with a stinger splash and tags Morte. Morte delivers a series of kicks to Murder in the corner. Morte runs up the ropes and hits a shining wizard that levels Murder. Morte throws Murder to the ropes and attempts a dropkick, but murder catches him in mid air and hits a sick backbreaker. Murder lunges to the corner and tags in Styner. Styner steams out of the corner and delivers a splash. Morte is now a stain on the mat. Styner makes the cover. 1…2…Endo drops an elbow in Mikey’s neck. Endo delivers a series of kicks to Styner as he struggles to his feet. Endo continues the assault with punches and kicks, actually driving Styner back into the corner. Murder in, and hits a Coroner Splash, sandwiching Endo between Murder and Styner. Endo falls to the mat and rolls to the outside, with Murder right behind him. Morte is back on his feet and runs into the corner, attempting a Monkey Flip. Styner grabs Morte, takes two steps out of the corner, and drills him with a power bomb. Cover, 1…2…Morte rolls the shoulder to escape. On the outside, Endo reverses an Irish whip and drives Murder into the railing. A vicious lariat takes both men into the crowd. Endo jumps back over the railing and slides back into the ring as Mikey hits a power slam on Morte. Endo hits a running leg drop to break the pin. Morte gets to his feet, and The Establishment whip Mikey to the ropes and level him with a double dropkick. Murder gets the same treatment as he climbs up on the ring apron. Morte gives the sign for the No Name Finisher, but Endo slaps him in the back of the head, gesturing that there’s no way in hell he can pick Mikey up. Endo directs Morte to the top rope as Mikey gets to his feet. Endo hits a leg sweep as Morte comes off the top with a flying leg lariat – Total Elimination ™!!! Morte makes the cover, but the Evil Wizard pulls him off. Endo goes after Wizard, chasing him toward the back. This distracts the referee, allowing Murder to grab Morte and nail the DOA. Murder attempts to roll Mikey on top, but soon gives that up, draping Mikey’s arm across Morte instead. The referee turns around, sees the cover, and counts. 1…2…3! WINNERS in 17:27, Dr Murder and Mikey Styner.
After the match, Morte and Endo attack from behind with chairs, pummeling Murder and Styner and leaving them lying in the center of the ring. For good measure, they pull Murder up and give him the ESTABLISH AUTHORITY!
CORAX vs. SERAPHCorax grabs a headlock and overpowers him, and they criss-cross into a wristlock takedown from Corax. Seraph bridges up and snaps off a head scissors, as does Corax. Corax teases a high spot as Seraph bails, but he follows with a tope instead. Back in, Seraph tries a backdrop suplex, but they both tumble to the floor. They both charge at the post, and Corax gets the worst of it. Back in, Seraph gets a nasty backdrop suplex and sends Corax into the corner, then dropkicks him in the back of the head coming out again. Northern lights suplex sets up a snap suplex, and a back elbow. Corax comes back with a flying arm drag and a tornado DDT, and he gets two, and seems to start arguing with himself. He wastes too much time, and Seraph then grabs Corax's GOOD arm and rips his head off with a clothesline. Another hammerlock backdrop suplex is reversed by Corax for two, however. Seraph keeps on him with chops and stomps on the shoulder, then takes him down with a judo throw and cranks on the arm. Corax powers out and into a flying head scissors for two, however. Seraph goes for a snap suplex, but it's reversed into a small package for two. Corax nails Seraph with a brain buster and he goes up, but hesitates as he starts talking to himself AGAIN. Seraph sees the opening, and power bombs Corax from the top for two. Another powerbomb is reversed by Corax, but Corax seems lost, and seems to be fighting with himself on how to finish the match. Corax picks up Seraph but hesitates AGAIN, and this allows Seraph to get a roll-up for the 3 count and victory! WINNER in 9:58 Seraph
MICROPLAY vs. PHILAs Phil and Microplay enter the ring, the referee quickly gets between them and warns The Evil Wizard to stay out of the match the referee then calls for The Evil Wizard’s men to come to ringside anyway. The Wizard argues with the ref that they have every right to be at ringside and cheer on Microplay. As they argue the Wizard’s men attack! Microplay just clobbers Phil with the chair! Phil does his best to fight off The Evil Wizard’s henchmen, but the numbers were too great! Microplay seems to have things under control and sends the henchmen out of the ring. Microplay heads to the top rope steadies himself…looks like it’s the Top Rope Super Elbow. Microplay leaps! Phil got his boot up and catches Microplay right in the face in midair! Microplay falls from the ring and Phil slowly gets to his feet. Microplay is on the outside, and of course he is helped to his feet by everyone else in the crew. Phil reaches between the ropes and double noggin knocks Micro and Styner. Phil pulls MP to the apron and suplexes him into the ring. Phil is feeling it now! He gets to his feet and pulls MP up again and whips him hard into the corner and follows him in with a massive avalanche that seems to move the ring. Microplay falls out of the corner gasping for breath, Phil calls for the Astro-Plunder Buster and sets MP up for the move, before he can hit it though, Mercury and Murder are into the ring, Phil throws MP aside and goes after the Wizards men, clotheslining them over the top rope. Wizard once again has the referee distracted, allowing Mikey Styner to attack Phil from behind. Styner scoops Phil up and slams him to the mat, as soon as he hits a recovered MP flies from the top rope and nails Phil with a flying elbow. The Wizard’s men leave the ring and Wiz yells for the ref to count the pin. The ref turns around and counts two, but Phil somehow powers out of it! Microplay looks annoyed, he puts Phil throat first on the middle rope and springs over the top ropes and drops a leg across Phil’s head, driving his throat down on the rope. On the opposite side, Murder and Mercury distract the ref again, and this time he has had enough, he orders them to the back, but before he can turn to order the rest of them out, Wizard throws some water in Phil’s eyes and chant’s a spell for IMMEDIATE RUST! To go all old school as well, Styner slams Phil in the face wit ha chair. Phil falls backward into the ring, MP slips in the ring and makes the cover, the ref looks confused, he has no idea what is going on so he makes the three count. WINNER in 14:21, Microplay
DRINK & DESTROY vs. HARPER CAMBY & DONOVAN VIPER – Street fightThe announcers announce both teams, and patiently wait, they announce them again, still nothing, to kill a bit of time the camera pans around the arena and we catch Capslock and Viper brawling around the concessions! The camera comes in tighter and we see Stank and Camby come through the front doors of the arena swinging wildly at each other. Viper grabs Capslock by the head and rams him face first into the hot dog guy’s cart, then grabs a hot dog and tries to cram it into Capslock’s mouth, of course drawing a HE’S A HOMO clap clap clapclapclap. Donnie pauses for a moment and screams I AM NOT A….but he is cut off by a hay maker from Capslock. Stank avoids a charging Camby and shoves him face first into the wall, as Camby staggers back, Stank lifts him on his shoulders for a STANK-U! but before he can finish the move, Ayaka low blows Stank with the baseball bat. Stank drops Camby and falls to his knees. Camby grabs a bottle of beer from the vendor and slams the bottle onto Stank’s head. Stank falls to his hands and knees, blood mixing with the blood from Stank’s head forming a puddle on the floor. Stank puts his hand in the puddle, realizes it is beer and gets a horrified look on his face. YOU WASTED BEER! SON OFA BITCH! Stank takes Camby off his feet with a single leg take down and mounts him and pummels him. Meanwhile Capslock and Viper are trading shots, Donnie goes to the eyes and Capslock staggers for a moment, Viper spears Capslock and they go through the door and wind up into the ladies bathroom. The ladies scatter screaming in terror. Viper drags Capslock to one of the stalls and tries to shove his head into the toilet, Capslock fights it off with punches to the midsection, Viper digs into his tights and pulls out a chain and wraps it around Capslock’s throat and begins to choke him out. Meanwhile Stank and Camby are both up Stank charges, but Camby catches him, lifts him and destroys him with a spine buster on the cement floor. Camby makes the cover, and the ref makes a two count before Stank rolls his shoulder. Inside the ladies room Capslock fights desperately to get Viper off of him, he finally reaches over his shoulder, gets hold of Viper and flips him over his shoulder to the floor. Capslock gasps for breath, and tries to get to his feet, conveniently putting his hand on Viper’s throat as he gets to his feet. Capslock notices the chain and smiles to himself, he wraps the chain around his fist and waits for Donnie to get up, when he does, he blasts DV right between the eyes with the chain, Viper falls backward and lands ass first on the toilet. Capslock grabs the dazed Viper and slings him over his shoulder and nails a tombstone pile driver on the floor. Viper is out. Capslock gets to his feet and staggers out of the bathroom and finds Camby trying to position Stank in a powerbomb, but Capslock grabs a chair and slams it across the back of Camby’s head. Camby staggers but won’t go down. Tommy O’Neil comes out of nowhere and throws a Wicked Left at Capslock, but FFC ducks and the punch catches Camby on the jaw. Camby hits the floor like a ton of bricks. Camby swings the chair at TO but he disappears, Drink and Destroy hit the Pound of Flesh on Camby, FFC keeps Ayaka and Missy at bay and Stank covers and gets a three count.
WINNERS in 22:18 Drink & Destroy
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. UNCLE ENTITYCD is in the ring warming up and stretching using the ropes, watching the entrance ramp carefully when Uncle Entity's music hits. CD continues warming up but UE doesn't show until around 30 seconds later when he appears from the crowd on the opposite side of the ring, slides in under the ropes and attacks CD from behind, momentarily stunning him. CD falls to the mat and Uncle Entity covers immediately but the ref refuses to cover as the bell hasn't even been rung to start the match yet. Uncle Entity gets up and begins to argue with the ref giving CD some time to recover. When both men are back to their feet The Ref rings the bell and kicks the match off officially. The pair lock up in the center of the ring and bang out 2 minutes of fast paced chain wrestling with neither man gaining the upper hand for an instant, pausing only when both men are about to instinctively throw a punch but stopping themselves and moving into a stare down in the center of the ring... The two men move in for a lockup again but this time Uncle Entity pulls a standing switch and shifts into a hammerlock . . . CD begins grimacing in obvious pain. Uncle Entity moves around into an arm wringer which drops CD to the mat and follows it up with a fujiwara arm bar. CD is now screaming in pain, twisting and turning trying to get out of the hold and just manages to get a foot into the ropes forcing Uncle Entity to release the hold. The two men get back to their feet with CD clutching his shoulder, circling away from Uncle Entity, looking for an opening he can use that will avoid the arm. Uncle Entity breaks first and dives in but CD sidesteps and hits Uncle Entity with a drop toe hold, following up immediately from the mat with some vicious looking knees to the head and then standing up and dropping a pair of elbows on Uncle Entity. CD runs the ropes and hits the recovering Uncle Entity with a leg drop. As CD gets back to his feet Uncle Entity pulls his feet out from underneath him allowing himself time to get back to his feet. What follows is an exhibition from CD of how to adapt your style to the circumstances, keeping Uncle Entity away from his shoulder, even when down, while still managing to maintain some offense. Finally Uncle Entity catches out CD, hitting a flying shoulder block off the ropes straight into CD's injured shoulder. CD crashes to the mat screaming in pain, as he falls backward, CD nails the ref, sending him crumpling into a corner, another referee immediately makes it to the ring . . . as he begins to climb to his feet Uncle Entity picks his up and hits a huge shoulder breaker. Uncle Entity covers and CD barely manages to kick out. Uncle Entity jumps back to his feet and stamps on CD's shoulder then drops down for another cover. Again CD barely manages to kick out. Again Uncle Entity jumps back to his feet, stamps on the shoulder again and once more drops to the mat to make the cover. Canadian Dragon once again rolls his shoulder at two. Entity pulls Dragon up, goes behind and hits a belly to back suplex! The original ref comes to and both refs counts three! The ref’s debate it for a minute, both men had their shoulders down for a three count, they can’t come to a conclusion, and begin to argue, GM the Rick makes it to the ring and listens to both sides, knowing the implications of this match, they try to sort things out the best they can. Finally GM the Rick grabs the mic:
Ladies and Gentlemen, after listening to both men, I have decided that both men were within their rights to count three, since both men had their shoulders to the mat. Therefore, given the stipulation on this match, BOTH men will receive an Onslaught Championship match at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, it will be Canadian Dragon vs. Uncle Entity vs. Thim Reynolds for the Onslaught Championship!Entity and Dragon look somewhat pleased, however Thim is standing at the top of the ramp and he looks incredulous.
ROH ELIMINATION – ROUND 2
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. MERCURYOddly enough, BOTH men leave their respective seconds in the back, and come out to the ring ALONE! At the bell, both AA and Mercury launch into *WORKRATE HEAVEN*, trading arm drags, AA goes for the belly to back suplex, but Mercury reverses into a suplex of his own – but AA reverses out of that into a standing headlock! Merc shoves AA off to the ropes, AA with the shoulder-block to drop the smaller man to the mat. AA drops the elbow, but Mercury rolls to his feet avoiding the blow, delivering a pair of hard MMA kicks to the upper leg! Adjuster rolls out of the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd. As AA gets up on the apron, Mercury charges, but AA drops to the floor before the Wizard’s minion can get to him. He gives the International Heel Sign for “I’m smarter than the other guy”, when Mercury slingshots himself over the top rope! But AA sidesteps and Mercury crashes HARD to the floor. AA jumps at the opportunity, delivering hard stomps, picking Mercury up and dropping him head first on the guardrail. At the 8 count, AA rolls mercury back in the ring. Picking Mercury up, AA delivers a hard right hand, then a second – drawing a warning from the ref, he switches to forearm blows to the head, driving Mercury to the corner. Suddenly, Mercury uses the Greco-roman thumb to the eye, hops to the second turnbuckle and bulldogs AA to the mat! Al tries to rollout of the ring, but Mercury grabs his legs, and dropping back guillotines the Chickenshit Heel on the bottom rope! Mercury pulls his man into the middle of the ring, delivers a stomp to the chest and a standing leg drop across the head! AA sits up in pain, and Mercury adds to it with a brutal spine kick, then Mercury goes off the opposite ropes to deliver a basement dropkick! COVER! 1, 2, kick out! As Mercury pulls Attitude Adjuster to his feet, he gets whipped to the ropes and AA hits a hard clothesline. A couple of kicks, and AA hits starts Mercury toward the ropes again, but pulls him back into a short-arm clothesline. Attitude Adjuster signals for The CLAW, and now it’s Mercury’s turn to roll out of the ring! AA follows, and chops Mercury across the chest, Merc responds with a chop of his own. Adjuster decides the high road is for suckers, and shoves Mercury into the ring post. AA Fires a hard right hand, but Mercury ducks – and the punch hits the steel post! Mercury whips AA to the steps, rolls in and out of the ring to break the count, and then slams AA injured hand onto the steel steps, finishing with a stomp! Both men roll back into the ring, where they again start trading punches – AA gets the advantage, kicks Mercury and hits the Russian Leg Sweep! AA rolls over and covers – 1, 2 – KICK OUT! AA goes for the CLAW! But he lets go of the hold almost immediately – he can’t lock the hold on with the damage done to his hand! Instead he picks Mercury up and whips him into the corner, following up with a clothesline! AA then sets Mercury on the top turnbuckle and looks like he setting up for the TOP ROPE ATTUTUDE ADJUSTMENT! At that moment, the Evil Wizard runs down the ramp, drawing the ref’s attention. Mercury takes advantage, kicking AA right in the zucchini! AA drops hard to the mat, and Mercury hits the Lead Poison Moonsault! The Evil Wizard kindly points this out to the Ref, who makes the count – 1 – 2 – 3! WINNER in 12:37 – MERCURY.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. ERIC O’MACEric O’Mac is already in the ring and getting impatient waiting for Johnny Adrenaline. Finally from behind the curtain comes Adrenaline, and it looks like he has a big drink cup in his hand, with an even bigger umbrella in it. Adrenaline staggers to the ring, insulting fans along the way. After about a minute JA finally stumbles through the ropes. EOM steps back, unsure what to do. Adrenaline flips off the crowd and starts an argument with someone in the front row. JA steps out of the ring, careful not to spill his drink, and begins a heated argument with the fan. JA doesn’t help matters when he tries to kiss the fan’s girlfriend. At least she’s hot…maybe underage, but hot! Security finally breaks this up and turns JA toward the ring. JA steps back into the ring, then offers the drink to EOM. EOM declines once, but JA shoves the cup in EOM’s face. EOM takes a step back, but JA takes a step forward and shoves the cup back in EOM’s face. EOM’s finally had enough and slaps at the cup, spilling some of the drink! JA slowly looks down at the cup, then up at EOM…and throws the rest of the drink in EOM’s face! Johnny attacks an alcohol-blinded EOM with a kick to the gutter, Stunner attempt. But EOM pushes Johnny into the ropes, drops down as Johnny bounces across the ropes. EOM back up and nails a wicked dropkick to the face of Adrenaline. JA looks like he’s out for the count already! EOM mounts the top rope, surveys the scene and crushes JA with a 6-STAR FROG SPLASH!! Here’s the cover…one, two, three! EOM celebrates and Adrenaline is still out cold. Adrenaline finally rolls out of the ring, finds his drink cup and tilts it to his mouth only to find it empty. Disgusted, Adrenaline throws his cup at a nearby fan and stumbles to the back. WINNER in 3:47, Eric O’Mac.
CAPELLAN vs. TOMMY O’NEILCapellan leaps over the top rope and catches Tommy with a suicide dive as TO comes to the ring. Cap seems pretty pissed off over Tommy trying to kill him and all, imagine that. Cap whips Tommy into the guard rail hard, then charges in after him, TO back drops Cap over the railing, but Cap lands on his feet, grabs TO from behind and hits a reverse suplex into the crowd, Tommy smacks the concrete chest and face first. Capellan leaps to the top of the railing, collects his balance for a second, and tries a leg drop to the back of TO’s head, Tommy moves and Cap hits the cement, TO comes up and clotheslines Cap to the floor, slamming the back of his head on the cement floor. Tommy pulls Capellan to his feet, tosses him over the guard rail and follows. Cap is struggling to get to his feet, still a little dazed from TO bouncing his nugget off the floor. TO grabs Cap’s tights and shoots him into the ring and follows him in and lays some stiff kicks to the back of Cap’s head. TO covers, but Capellan kicks out at two. Tommy pulls Cap to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster that bounces Cap’s head off the mat. Cap grabs his head in pain and TO makes another cover, somehow Cap rolls his shoulder at two again. Tommy argues with the ref for a moment, which allows Capellan to get to his feet, Cap is staggering a bit, it appears that he might have suffered a concussion on the cement. He swings wildly at Tommy, but TO ducks and takes Capellan to the mat with a double leg take down, TO keeps hold of his legs and pulls Cap up in a giant swing! Tommy spins Cap around several times, then lets him go, Cap gets some air and actually hits the corner. Tommy staggers a bit and falls to one knee. While Tommy regains his composure and his head stops spinning, Capellan has pulled himself up in the corner, his eyes are glassy, the ref might want to consider stopping this one. Tommy charges into the corner, but Capellan gets a boot up to TO’s jaw. Tommy staggers a bit, Capellan explodes out of the corner and catches him with a clothesline, but cannot follow up. Tommy is up first and he scoops Cap up and tries to slam him in the middle of the ring, Capellan holds on and gets a small package for two. Tommy kicks out and quickly gets to his feet and annihilates Cap with a clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Tommy snarls at the crowd and calls for his Wicked Left. He waits for Cap to struggle to his feet, winds up, throws the punch, but Cap ducks the punch, and in one smooth motion reverses it into a backslide pin! Tommy fights, but kicks out one second too late!
WINNER in 14:49 Capellan
After the match, a bloody Donovan Viper comes to the ring with his chain already wrapped around his elbow, as Capellan gets to his feet and celebrates his victory, Viper nails him from behind with a Death Elbow that sends him staggering toward Tommy, who finishes him off with that Wicked Left. Capellan hits the mat, out cold. Officials rush to the ring, followed by the rest of wCw. They chase off Viper and Tommy, but Capellan has no idea where he is.
BLACKDRAGON vs. BEASTBlackdragon is first to the ring, and stands watching calmly as Beast storms the ring. Beast immediately starts trying to intimidate BD, getting right in his face and screaming. BD just smiles at Beast, who winds up to take a shot. BD catches the bunch and goes behind beast, twisting the arm into a hammerlock. BD ducks to avoid a reversal, switches his grip to a waist lock, and hits a beautiful German suplex. Beast up and lunges at Dragon, who hits an arm drag. Beast up, and BD hits another arm drag. Beast stumbles to his feet and eats a dropkick that sends him over the top rope to the floor. BD with a suicide dive that leaves both men down. BD gets up and tries to throw Beast back in, but beast reverses, and BD hits the barrier hard. Beast takes a couple steps back and hits a monstrous lariat, depositing BD in the front row. Instead of pressing the advantage, Beast walks away to clear his head, giving BD time to recover. As BD vaults the barrier, Beast hits a shoulder block, causing BD to slip and crotch himself on the railing. Beast pie-faces BD back into the crowd, and climbs over the barrier. Beast picks BD up and attempts to power bomb him back over the railing, but BD reverses with a Dragonrana. Again, both men are out on the floor. Beast is the first to stir, using the railing to drag himself to his feet. Beast picks up BD, rolls him into the ring, and crawls back in himself. Beast with an Irish whip, but BD reverses. Beast ducks a clothesline, and comes off the opposite ropes with a lariat. BD ducks, and uses Beast’s momentum to catch him in a full nelson. BD hits a backbreaker across the knee, and holds on to the full nelson, dragging beast back into a dragon suplex. BD attempts to roll through, but they are to close to the ropes. Beast manages to brace his feet on the ropes, and holds BD down for a two count. Beast picks BD up and hits a power bomb. Suddenly, Beast’s eyes go wide and he points behind the referee, shouting “Underdawg!” As the ref turns around, Beast hits the BIG MONSTER HAMMER CLUB O’DEATH!! – to little dragon and the twins!! (Those sounds you hear? The high-pitched “-eep” is the male OOWF fans’ instinctive sympathy, while the louder wail is from Blackdragon’s legions of female fans.) The referee turns back around to see Beast covering the writhing Dragon. 1…2…3. WINNER, at 14:27, Beast.
After the match, Underdawg makes his way to ringside to help his partner. Beast looks threatened, but Underdawg gestures that has no intention of starting anything. Instead, he points back to the entrance, where a crowd of SFJs is gathering to speak to beast about his choice of finishing move.
SOULDRAGON vs. AX-MANLockup to start and SoulDragon grabs a headlock, which turns into a wristlock battle. Ax overpowers him and fakes SoulDragon out on a criss-cross. They start again and SoulDragon does the bridge off the test of strength, then takes Ax down with a straightjacket hold and turns it into a hammerlock takedown. He goes into a surfboard, which Ax reverses, so SoulDragon mule kicks him into the corner and grabs an arm bar. Ax counters with a Russian leg sweep and grabs a chin lock, but SoulDragon fights out, only to run into a knee. Ax drops a leg and pounds on him in the corner, but SoulDragon fires back with a chop, so Ax DDTs him. Ax gets an elbow from the middle and travels nearly 3/4 of the way across the ring to do so. Ax tries the knee again, but SoulDragon rolls through this time and gets a crazy variation on the Lion tamer, until Ax makes the ropes. SoulDragon backdrops him for two. Backbreaker gets two. They take an ad break and return with SoulDragon dropping an elbow for two. Another one misses and now Ax does the head butt to the abs and suplexes him. That gets two. He goes back to the chin lock and then hits him with a backbreaker, taking him to the floor and working on the back. Back in, Ax keeps stomping and throws forearms, but SoulDragon reveres a tilt-a-whirl into a tombstone for two. That was Owen's thing, of course. Northern lights suplex gets two. SoulDragon gets his own knee to the gut for two. SoulDragon misses a dropkick, so Ax drops an elbow and then gets a vicious backdrop suplex for two. I wonder if SoulDragon just enjoys taking that bump or something. Ax hammers him against the ropes and charges, but runs into the ropes and knocks himself silly in the process. SoulDragon puts him out and follows with a tope suicida. Another ad break and we return with Ax hammering him on the apron and suplexing him into the ring. SoulDragon counters into a rollup, however, and Ax counters that for two. He goes for the direct approach, choking SoulDragon down and throwing a forearm, but SoulDragon backslides him for two. Ax works on the back, but SoulDragon cradles for two out of nowhere. Ax goes right back to the back and pulls out a swinging neck breaker for two. He whips SoulDragon into the corner, and then catches him on the rebound with an inverted atomic drop, then puts him on top. Great transitions there. SoulDragon tries to catch him napping by coming off the top, but Ax crotches him into a superplex. Both are out, but Ax recovers and goes for the Sharpshooter, which SoulDragon reverses to the cross face! Ax makes the ropes, however. SoulDragon pulls out three rolling verticals and goes up top, but Ax pulls the ref in the way and all three men go down hard. Ax goes to the outside and grabs a leather belt, and just starts whipping SoulDragon with it, drawing blood fairly early. Ax then goes outside for a chair the crowd can’t believe how the match has suddenly turned, and starts to boo Ax, as SoulDragon walks into a chair shot. Ax tosses the chair to the corner as the ref starts to get back up. Pile driver gets two for Ax, but SoulDragon makes the ropes. Ax sends him into the corner again, but SoulDragon flips out of it and chops Ax into oblivion. He goes for a dragon suplex, but then opts for the rolling Germans instead. Ax fights out of a fourth one by pounding on the back, but SoulDragon fights for the cross face, so Ax blocks it like a pro. Ax takes him down to the mat, still blocking, and then fights for the Sharpshooter, but SoulDragon counters out. He gets nailed by Ax's running clothesline though. Ax-man goes for a tombstone pile-driver, but SoulDragon reverses the hold! The ref seemed to get knocked down as SoulDragon hit the pile-driver. SoulDragon sees his opening, as he picks up the chair and nails Ax in the lower back with the edge of the chair, then tosses it. SD grabs Ax by the feet, and locks on the sharpshooter! A second ref is out and in the ring, and Ax-Man has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER in 20:14 SoulDragon
CHRIS COLE vs. MR. JEALOUSThey start things off trading left and rights. For the most part, Jealous wins that fight, but Cole gets a few licks in, too. It's power wrestling at its finest. Jealous throws Cole into the ropes catching him in a military press before dropping him face first on the mat. Jealous then stomps away on Cole’s back. Cole manages to crawl out of the ring to regroup. Jealous is having none of that and goes to the outside in pursuit. Cole is waiting for Jealous on the outside and nails him with a clothesline. It backs Jealous up but does not drop him. Cole then hits a few more punches and then gets up on the apron and tried a double ax handle from the apron. Jealous catches Cole on the fly and drives his back into the ring post. Jealous rolls Cole back into the ring and continues to work on Cole with stomps, forearms, and closed fists. Things continue like this for a good 3 minutes before Cole is able to pull down the top rope while Jealous is charging at him, throwing Jealous over the top rope to the floor. Cole quickly goes on offense. He drives Jealous into the announce table. Cole is now in control. He slams Jealous’s head off the announce table and then off the steel post before pushing him back into the ring. With Jealous off his feet Cole goes to work on his legs. He stomps the back of Jealous’s knee and drops some elbows. He drags Jealous over to the ring posts and slams Jealous’s legs around the post three times. Cole is starting to get a bit cocky. He starts jawing with the fans on his way back to the ring. The delay costs him as Jealous manages to catch Cole in the gut with a straight right. Jealous gets to his feet and puts a double choke on Cole and it about to lift him up in a Baldo Bomb when Cole kicks Jealous’s injured leg to gain control once again. Cole locks in the Indian Leglock and starts to heavily apply the pressure. You can see him really straining to make Jealous tap. Jealous is in the hold for about 2 minutes but he won’t tap. Jealous manages to move Cole enough to reach for the rope. Both men back up, and Jealous briefly teases regaining control, but Cole takes over again in pretty short order. They go outside, and Cole dominates by getting a back suplex through the announce table. Back in the ring, and Cole's apparently looking to finish things off. He tries to lift Jealous up for The Headliner but it is blocked by Jealous who back body drops Cole. This starts Jealous’s comeback. Three clotheslines follow. Cole is reeling. Jealous hits a devastating spine buster on Cole and then locks in Love Hurts. Cole is screaming in agony. He is trying to fight it but you see that he is about to tap. Then over the loud speakers we hear James Hetfield’s Voice: “Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire, Give me that which I Desire”. As Metallica’s “Fuel” plays Luke Eliot makes his way down the ramp. Jealous spot Luke and unlocks the hold and jumps outside the ring and runs straight for Eliot. Eliot spins on his heels and runs back into the backstage area. Jealous follows in full pursuit. Cole manages to drag himself to a corner and pull himself to his feet. The ref reaches the count of ten and the bell rings. WINNER by Countout at 15:14 Chris Cole.
Cole celebrates his “big” victory and heads to the back among a chorus of boos.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. FIRECHILD – Onslaught Championship MatchThim and Firechild circle each other and lock up, FC grabs an arm wringer and twists putting pressure on Thim’s shoulder, Thim tries to break the hold by unleashing a vicious chop, but FC holds on and drops Thim to one knee with a kick to the ribs. Thim clutches his ribs in pain, so FC pulls him to his feet and shoots him into the corner hard, Thim staggers out and falls to his knees clutching his ribs. FC bounds off the ropes and hits a low spear that catches Thim right in the side. FC makes the cover but can only get a one count. FC pulls Thim to his feet, whips him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl pendulum backbreaker; another cover gets a one count. FC is quickly up, hits the ropes and drops a knee across Thim’s chest. FC pulls Thim up and knees him in the mid section a couple of times to back him into the corner, FC whips Thim across and tries to follow him in with a high knee, but Thim shows some quickness and moves, FC comes in knee high and destroys his knee on the top turnbuckle. FC staggers out of the corner; gingerly putting pressure on the knee, Thim recovers and chop blocks that injured knee, sending FC out of the ring to the floor. Outside FC is clutching his knee and grimacing in pain. However, on the inside, Thim is unable to capitalize on the opening because he is on the mat grabbing his ribs and trying to take a deep breath. Firechild slowly rolls back into the ring and pulls himself up in the corner. Thim is back to his feet and the two slowly circle each other, Thim notices that FC is having trouble putting much weight on his injured knee; a sly smile spreads across his face. They circle closer and Thim unleashes some stiff kicks to the side of FC’s knee, it nearly buckles, but FC manages to stay upright. FC tries to dart in with a shot to Thim’s ribs but Thim side steps and kicks the side of FC’s knee. Firechild falls to the mat and clutches at is knee, of course Thim wastes no time, he grabs the injured leg and drops an elbow across the inside of his leg and pulls on FC’s knee, twisting it awkwardly and using his hand to manipulate the tendons around the knee cap. Firechild is writhing in pain, he knows he can’t make the ropes, so using his free arm, he starts laying some stiff elbow shots into Thim’s ribs. FC resorts to raking Thim’s eyes to force the break which draws a warning from the referee. The match continues along these lines for the next twenty minutes, Thim tries to keep FC grounded and work over the leg, Firechild manages to escape the holds by working over Thim’s delicate ribs. At one point, Firechild is able to reverse a Thim leg lock and apply a sitting abdominal stretch. FC pulls hard on Thim’s arm, trying to separate the ribs and tear the muscle, to add insult to injury, the whole time FC is grinding his elbow into Thim’s side. Thim manages to work his way to the ropes and force a break, but FC is able to keep the advantage, he whips Thim to the ropes and hits a high back body drop, Thim looks as though he has been shot, gasping for breath, Firechild makes the cover, but can only get a two count. FC pulls Thim up again and whips him hard into the corner, but can not follow him in with an impact move because he can’t run on his injured leg. FC hefts Thim up to the top rope and climbs up and somehow hits a superplex! Thim hits the mat, and you can almost see the breath rush from his body. The impact hurts FC as well though, when he hits the mat he immediately grabs his leg. Over twenty eight minutes has passed in this match, both men are down on the mat and the referee begins the ten count. FC makes it over to Thim before the ref hits ten and drapes his arm across Thim’s chest, but Thim once again kicks out at two. FC is up first, as Thim gets to his feet, FC kicks sledges him in the back and locks on the D-Tuner. Thim is trapped in the middle of the ring, he tries to free himself by pounding on FC’s knee, but FC won’t break it, just when it looks like Thim will have no choice but submission, the bell rings, huh?
Firechild thinks he has the match won and falls to his knees in celebration, raising his arms in victory, but the ref waves it off and grabs the title and hands it back to Thim. He confers with the announcer and we get the result
WINNER of the match – a 30 minute DRAW, therefore Thim Reynolds retains his Onslaught championship!
Firechild is pissed, Thim slides under the ropes clutching his title, and escapes to the back. Firechild gets to his feet, gingerly putting weight on his injured leg. He backs the ref into the corner and threatens to send him to oblivion, when Seraph’s music hits and he slowly starts to make his way to the ring. Firechild wants no part of this and slides out of the ring and escapes through the crowd.
TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. wCw – World Tag Team Title Match“TNT” fires up on the PA system and the crowd cheers for The Team From Down Under! Wally waves to the fans, but Gatorbait and Outback Jack are staying focused – a couple of waves to the crowd, but they are definitely here for business!
Then “Original Prankster” get cranked up and the crowd again cheers as Westgaard and Wilder of wCw make their way to the ring- Westgaard looking every bit as focused as their opponents, Wilder bouncing and spinning and looking like he had an extra pre-match can of Red Bull.
The ref calls for the bell, and its JWW and Outback to start. The lock up, and JW gets the headlock and the takedown. Outback gets free, locks on a headlock of his own, but is shot to the ropes –but comes back with a flying shoulder tackle! Full arm drag and twist, and he tags in Gatorbait who comes off the top with a double axe handle on the arm. Gator pushes JWW into the corner and delivers a couple of hard body shots, and ends the combo with a kick to the gut, then tags OBJ. OBJ hits Westgaard with a chop, then JWW comes back with a straight right hand! Catching Gator with an elbow, JWW hits Jack with a second punch, getting free of the Aussie’s corner. OBJ Irish Whips JWW to the ropes, JWW comes back with a running STO! JWW picks jack up, backs to his corner for the blind tag from Wilder, and then slams OBJ to the mat, as Wilder comes over the top rope with the Hilo across the chest. Wilder keeps the match tempo high, trying to use his speed to keep Jack off balance and stay away from the Aussie’s submissions. Wilder gets OBJ down with a spinning heel kick, traps Jack’s legs and pulls out the Curb stomp! OBJ gets a break when Wilder goes for a back flip splash out of the corner, and comes up empty when OBJ rolls out of the way! OBJ German suplexes TW, and follows up with a standing chicken wing submission! Wilder quickly makes it to the ropes – OBJ breaks the hold clean. Whip to the ropes, OBJ takes TW down with a shoulder block. Second whip to the ropes, this time Wilder springs off the middle rope, back flips over OBJ and hits a reverse DDT! Both men crawl their way to their corner and tag in their respective partners! Now its power on power as Gator and JWW slug it out in the middle of the ring. Gator gets the advantage, and hits a surprise spine buster. Gator picks up Westgaard, whip into the corner, but Westgaard explodes out of the corner with the Cross-check! Westgaard goes for a quick cover, but Gator kicks out before the 1 count. Westgaard picks GB up, hits a Northern Lights Suplex – kick out again! Westgaard signals for the Ice Auger, but when he gets Gator up, OBJ comes in with the BOOMERANG to make the save! Gator gets back to his feet, picks up JWW for The CHOMP, and now Wilder comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick, knocking Gator over! Both Gator and JWW are down! Gator rolls to his corner, tagging OBJ – seeing JWW get to his hands and knees Jack climbs to the top rope – it looks like a flying leg drop! But before he can get his balance on top, Wilder comes running across the ring, using his partner as a launch pad and hit OBJ with a flying Side Effect Drop off the TOP ROPE! Both wrestlers go crashing through the Italian Announce Table nearly killing veteran announcer Giacomo Rossi. The crowd is dead silent for a second as they are certain that Wilder just killed both OBJ and himself! Then the arena erupts with HOLY SHIT chants! Gatorbait and JWW are both stunned by the wreckage outside the ring – Gator points to the pile of rubble and yells something to Westgaard, who responds with a running clothesline, taking both men over the top rope to the floor. Toe to toe, JWW And Gator are throwing punches, when suddenly Wilder comes flying back into the picture, running the guardrail and hitting Gatorbait with a enziguri kick, stunning the big man. JWW picks the big man up and Wilder climbs up on the apron – and Outback Jack is back on the scene, hitting a desperation Boomerang on Westgaard just as the Birdman is dropping Gator with a power bomb! Wilder looks at the pile of bodies on the floor, looks out at the crowd – gives a “What the Hell!” gesture, springs to the top rope and hits the AIRWALK full twisting shooting star press on OBJ! With all four men down outside the ring, the ref stats the count – at 6 Gator and Westgaard start slugging it out – at 8 OBJ throws Wilder over the guardrail and dives after him! Without getting to 10, the ref throws the match out! All 4 wrestlers stop going after each other when the bell starts ringing – and start yelling at the REF! The crowd is chanting DON’T STOP THE MATCH and BULLSHIT as the referee’s decision is announced…. WINNER - NO CONTEST at 20:45…….
Post match: OBJ helps Wilder to his feet, and Gator and Westgaard go chest to chest for a second, but then shake hands and all four head to the back…
LD WILLIAMS vs. MARK VANDER vs. UNDERDAWG – Intercontinental title MatchVander comes to the ring first and shows little emotion as the crowd chants his name. Underdawg comes to the ring next and the crowd explodes. Finally the champion comes to the ring and we are ready to get underway. UnderDawg and Williams stand chest to nose in the middle of the ring, Vander explodes out of the corner and nails Dawg with a forearm to the back of the head, this sends Dawg crashing into Williams and sends LDW backward into a corner. Vander grabs UD and whips him to the ropes and connects with a big clothesline that staggers the big man, Vander bounds off the ropes and hits another clothesline that backs Dawg against the ropes, then charges again for another clothesline but Dawg gets a boot up that catches Vander in the jaw and sends him flying. Before UD can do anything LD Williams charges across the ring and takes Dawg over the top rope with a clothesline. LDW then turns his attention to Vander, pulling him to his feet and hitting a standing belly-to-belly suplex, then mounting Vander and pounding him into oblivion. UnderDawg gets back into the ring and grabs LDW by the hair and pulls him off of Vander. Dawg scoops Williams up and plants him in the middle of the ring, then hits the ropes and drops a leg across Williams’s chest. Dawg covers, but it is broken up at one by Mark Vander. Vander repeatedly kicks Dawg in the face, which only seems to annoy him more; UD gets to his feet and blocks a Vander punch, then grabs him by the throat and nails him with a wicked choke slam. Before Dawg can make the cover, LD Williams grabs him by the waist and hits a release German suplex that sends the big dawg flying. Williams waits for Vander to get to his feet, kicks him and KILLS him with a DDT. Williams makes the cover, but Dawg makes the save at two. Underdawg pulls Williams up to his feet and pounds away with some big rights. Vander gets to his feet and he gets some too. Dawg whips Vander to the ropes and tries to connect with a boot to the face, but Williams charges in and cuts Dawgs leg out from under him. Vander holds on to the ropes, waits for Williams to get to his feet, then CRUSHES him with a clothesline from hell. Instead of going for the pin, Vander is up, pulls Dawg to his feet, and takes him down with a tornado DDT from the corner. Vander up again, this time he grabs Williams and hits a belly to back suplex, holds on, bridges and gets a two count. Dawg breaks it up. The match continues like this, all three men have beaten the hell out of each other. Now, almost forty minutes in, Williams is down inside the ring after taking an Underdawg choke slam, Vander was on the outside, after catching an elbow to the side of the head from the big Dawg. UD leaves the ring and starts to climb the ropes, going for a top rope clothesline. Dawg is nearly to the top when Vander climbs up the same corner! Dawg and Vander battle it out on the corner, both men fighting to get to the top, UD grabs Vander and head buts him, but Vander holds on. Vander hits a couple of shots to Dawg’s jaw and the big Dawg staggers a bit. On the inside, Williams gets to his feet, charges to the corner and shoves UD off the top. Dawg falls to the floor, landing hard on his side, and smacking his head on the concrete floor. Williams grabs Vander and superplexes him into the ring and in one amazing fluid motion rolls him over and locks on the STF! Williams wrenches on the move, keeping an eye to the outside for Dawg. Vander tries to fight toward the ropes, but he can’t make it, he tries to hold on, he can see Dawg has made it to his feet, Williams grinds the move even more, and Vander has not choice, he taps out just as UD gets on the apron.
WINNER in 42:39 LD Williams
(JA & AA are walking through the arena together)
JA: I'm glad we got Niles back
AA: seriously - think that hoodie guy will attack him instead for once?
JA: I think that's how it works - now that the real target is here, he'll get attacked and he'll kill that stupid hoodie guy
AA: knock all those pixels off his face!
(both laugh, but are interrupted by a loud clanging sound)
JA: didja hear that?
AA: hear what?
(*CLANG*)
JA: that
AA: sounded like metal on metal
(*CLANG*)
JA: sounds familiar....
AA: yeah, one of those is definitely a steel chair
(*CLANG*)
JA: IS it getting closer?
AA: I'm not sure, it's -
(*WHAM* AA is sent tumbling)
JA: !!!!! (draws a golf club and faces his foe)
Figure: (the familiar figure wearing the dark hoodie and pixilated face stands before Johnny, a chair in one hand and a bat in the other)
JA: (raises his golf club) come on!
Figure: (takes a step forward)
JA: (turns to run)
Figure: (uses the bat to trip JA, then wails on him with the chair)
JA: (gets beaten bloody)
Figure: that's for wasting my time
JA: (cowering) Niles is here! Really!! We brought him back from Hawaii!
Figure: (picks up the golf club) He's not RIGHT here. I will deal with him soon. As for you...... (looks over the club)
JA: what're you gonna do with that?
Figure: Consider me "Pitching your wedge" (throws the club, and it embeds in a nearby wall)
JA: (Groans)
AA: (Groans)
Figure: (walks away)MOOSEHEAD JACK & CARL COOLNAME vs. HARDBODY HARRIS & CHRIS ALTJack comes to the ring first, looks furious about something, then slumps in the corner and waits for his opponents. It was announced earlier tonight that Carl Coolname has received his release from the OOWF. Chris Alt comes to the ring first; he stands across the ring and glares at Moose, who remains slumped in the corner. Hardbody’s music hits, the crowd goes ballistic and the champ makes his way to the ring. Harris and Alt come to the center of the ring and listen to the ref’s instructions, Jack doesn’t move. Alt and Harris look confused, they play to the crowd for a moment, then look back to Jack. The faces begin to close in; Alt is glaring at Jack with a fury we have never seen before. As they approach, Jack begins to laugh to himself. The Best Friends Forever stop and look confused, they turn around and in the ring behind them stands LD Williams, Thim Reynolds, Eric O’Mac and The Establishment. They immediately go on the offensive and attack, Harris gets in one good shot on Eric, and Alt manages to punch Thim, but then Jack springs out of the corner, lead pipe in hand, and drops Alt and Harris with wicked shots to the back of their heads. The Establishment leave the ring and grab a couple of chairs, Jack pulls Alt to his feet and slaps him across the face, then turn him around and push him toward The Establishment who drop him with a con-chair-to. Thim locks on a sitting abdominal stretch on Harris while Jack pummels him in the ribs with the lead pipe. LD Williams pulls Alt to his feet and levels him with an IC title shot to the face, Alt comes up bloody. Endo and Morte set Alt up and hit ESTABLISH AUTHORITY on him, then to add further insult, Williams pulls Alt to his feet and DDT’s him on the title belt. Meanwhile, EOM flies off the ropes and hits a five star on Harris who has chairs under and on his ribs. Harris writhes on the mat in pain, Jack pulls him to his feet, then LEVELS the champ with his own TRIK*D OWT TYTLE! Harris falls to the mat; blood pouring off his face, Jack pulls him to his feet and hits a heart punch, then DDT’s Harris on the title. Harris and Alt have been decimated! Beast charges to the ring and takes a wicked pair of chair shots to the head, then eats a DDT from Williams. Beast is left lying too! The camera pulls out and we see Jack, Williams, Eric, Thim and The Establishment celebrate in the ring, the camera pulls close and we see Alt and Harris, barely conscious, blood pouring from their heads.
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