OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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SAINT CHAOS vs. BRODIE DELMARVAThis is Saint Chaos’ debut match in the OOWF, and he faces off against former Virginia Commonwealth Heavyweight Champion Brodie Delmarva. The ref calls for the bell and the two men meet in the middle of the ring, Delmarva looks confident; Saint Chaos stops that real quick with a forearm right to the nose. BD staggers a bit and SC hits him again this time dropping him to one knee. SC moves behind BD and drops an elbow down on the bridge of his nose several times until blood is pouring from his nose. SC pulls a stunned BD to his feet and runs him face first into the turnbuckle. BD staggers out of the corner grabbing at his nose, which is obviously broken. As he turns back toward SC, Chaos explodes out of the corner and catches him with a clothesline. BD hits the mat hard; SC hits the ropes and drops a knee right across his face. SC doesn’t even try a cover, instead opting to pull him to his feet, then take him right back down with another clothesline. Chaos pulls Delmarva up again and starts to whip him to the ropes, but stops him in his tracks with a knee to the midsection that SC then turns into a side suplex/snake eyes, dropping Delmarva’s head across the turnbuckle again. Chaos covers, but somehow Delmarva kicks out at two. Chaos pulls Delmarva up, and punches him in the throat, Delmarva drops to his knees, and Chaos knees him in the side of the head. Chaos once again pulls Delmarva up, lifts him in a torture rack, then drops him on his head with a reverse DVD. Chaos calls for his finisher, pulls Delmarva up and HITS A SKY HELIX (crucifix power bomb) throwing Delmarva out of the ring. Delmarva hits the floor hard, he is out. Chaos seems content to take a count out win, but breaks the ref’s count at seven and goes out and rolls Delmarva back into the ring. Once inside, Chaos pulls him up once again and hits a CHAOS SPIRAL (pump handle brain buster) Saint Chaos covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 5:18 Saint Chaos
After the match, Saint Chaos grabs a mic:
"You're thinking 'how nice, he killed a nobody'. No; this is what I will do to EVERY opponent. I will find many ways to get to this conclusion, but there will be no variance to how my matches will end! This is a warning.... and a promise."PHIL vs. MARK VANDERMark Vander attacks Phil with a flurry of punches to the head backing him into a corner. Phil kicks him off and hops the turnbuckle. He dives forward with a big shoulder block. He picks Vander up and promptly clotheslines him back down. Pin 1-2- kick out. Vander shakes it off and rallies back with some big punches and a DDT. He climbs the turnbuckle but Phil is up. He runs in. SUPERPLEX! He tries another pin but Vander is out at two again. Vander gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt by Phil and shoves him to the ropes, as Phil rebounds Vander hits him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! That sends Phil through the ropes to the floor. Vander follows him to the outside and they brawl around the ring for a moment, Phil gets the better of the exchange, and Vander bails out and heads back to the ring. Phil rolls inside and Vander drops a knee to the back of his head. Vander calls for the tornado DDT, but Phil recovers before he can hit it and power slams Vander off the top rope. Phil drops an elbow across Vander’s chest, then covers for another two count, Vander somehow kicks out. Vander staggers to his feet, and Phil comes off the ropes and catches Vander wit ha boot to the jaw that nearly takes his head off. Phil picks up Vander and does a triple power bomb! This should be enough to keep Vander down. NO! He kicks out again! Phil gets Vander up for the Yarplex but Vander rolls Phil up! Phil kicks out at 2 and 456/457ths! Vander almost had him! Phil jumps up and signals for The Undead Astro Plunder Buster! He nails it! This has to be over. 1-2-3. WINNER in 5:21- Phil
SOULDRAGON vs. FIRECHILDThe two men eye each other warily, not believing for a second that the other won’t attack the first time the other turns away. SD suggests a cross-ring race, and suddenly both men are firing back and forth across the ropes. SD ducks down first, Firechild craftily steps on top of SD. SD back up and misses with a wild clothesline. SD uses his own momentum to propel himself over the top rope and lands feet first on the floor. Firechild’s still running back and forth in the ring, then realizes SD’s no longer there. FC finds SD out of the ring, SD waves. FC, infuriated, races out of the ring, AND THE CHASE IS ON! Three times around the ring before SD slides back in, then meets a winded FC with sliding dropkick to the face! SD with a quick rollup for a surprise two-count! FC kicks out, swings wildly, and SD takes the opportunity to atomic drop FC face-first into the corner! SD follows up with a dropkick to the back of FC, and FC’s ping-ponging between the turnbuckle and SD’s dropkicks! SD finally stops and FC does a Flair Flop in the middle of the ring. SD gets a two-count. FC pokes the eyes to gain a moment to breath, then hits a series of uppercuts that staggers SD into the ropes. Whip off the ropes and a flying leg clothesline that nearly takes SD’s head off! FC with a series of punches to the head, then tosses SD over the top rope. FC picks SD up off the floor and delivers a VICIOUS BACKBREAKER ON THE STEEL BARRIER! SD lays on the barriers face up, his back obviously hurting. FC picks up SD and rams him back-first into the ring twice, then rolls him into the ring for a two-count. SD just gets the shoulder up. For the next five minutes FC systematically works over SD’s back, running him into the outside steps and even grabbing a chair when the ref turned his back. FC rolls SD into the ring for the pin, but still gets only a two-count. Clearly frustrated, FC assaults the ref and the ref pushes back! The two get into a shoving match, and the ref shoves FC right into a rollup by SD. A quick count! Onetwothr…but FC just kicks out! SD goes on the baby face comeback, but his back is still bothering him. For some reason, SD still tries a SuperPlex, but on the attempt his back gives out and SD falls to the mat in pain. Firechild seizes the opening and tries to latch on the D-Tuner. Souldragon is fighting it off, rolls over and kicks Firechild into the ropes. Souldragon goes for a leg-flip, but Firechild was ready and latches back onto the legs, going for the D-Tuner again! This time he rolls Souldragon over, in the middle of the ring! Souldragon might tap! SD pushes his upper body off the ground, is able to turn away and somehow turns Firechild into a pinning predicament! One, two, thr…Firechild kicks out at the last possible moment…and then goes right back to the D-Tuner. SD doesn’t get a chance to fight the submission hold off this time and Firechild locks it in tight! Souldragon slowly stretches for the ropes, but just as he gets there Firechild walks SD back to the far side of the ring. The ref checks SD, and as he does, FC pushes his own head against the turnbuckle for added leverage and cinches back even further. SD howls in pain and after another 30 seconds of pain realizes he has nowhere to go and taps out. WINNER in 12:25, Firechild.
BEAST vs. AX-MANAx grabs Beast in a lockup but is quickly overpowered. Beast with a quick snap suplex. They're both up and Beast pounds Ax-Man into the corner and delivers repeated punches to the head and does not stop until Ax's face is blasted open. Beast steps back and let’s out a roar and hits one more punch. Ax-Man collapses in a heap. Beast rolls Ax up but only gets two. Beast picks Ax-Man up and hits a running power bomb which sends Ax rolling out of the ring. Ax slowly gets up, suicide dive over the ropes by Beast! Ax ducks out of the way. Beast goes crashing through the announce table! Ax-man climbs back into the ring, up onto the top rope and hits a 360 moonsault on the floor! Both men are down. Ax is the first up and he pulls himself up into the ring. Beast pulls himself up and Ax kicks him repeatedly in the face as he gets in. Beast pushes him away and gets to his feet. Ax hits the ropes and comes back with a flying dropkick to Beast's face and Beast is busted open as well. The blood running down his face seems to ignite a fire under him. He hits a belly-to-belly suplex, picks Ax up, hits a DDT, picks Ax up and lifts him for a high hanging suplex. He leaves Ax-Man in the air for nearly 15 seconds before dropping him. He goes back and waits in the corner for Ax to stand. Ax slowly does and turns around, Beast charges him for a big tackle, Ax-Man leaps up and hits a hurricanrana on the charging Beast, holds the legs and keeps Beast pinned. 1-2-3! WINNER in 16:37- Ax-Man
THE ESTABLISHMENT vs. UNDERDAWG & BLACKDRAGONMorte and Black Dragon lock up first. Morte backs BD into the corner and gives him a Ric Flair chop. BD fires back with a chop of his own. They trade 3 chops until BD gets the better and hits three chops in a row dropping Morte. BD bounces off the ropes and nails Morte with an elbow to the head. BD whips Morte into his corner and tags in Underdawg. Dawg comes in and throws soup bones to a helpless Morte. Morte takes a face first nosedive. Dawg drags Morte up by his pants and throws him back into the corner for some more body shots. Dawg tags BD back in. BD drives his shoulder into Morte’s gut 4 times on the last one flipping him over into a suplex. BD covers for 2. Both men back to their feet and BD delivers a quick kick and then an arm drag into a painful looking arm bar. Morte rolls back and reverses the hold on BD. BD is able to roll back himself but bridges Morte into a pin. Morte is forced to release the hold at the count of 2 to avoid the pinball. BD whips Morte into the ropes and Endo is able to get a blind tag. Morte hits BD with a flying shoulder block and immediately Endo is on the fallen BD with vicious lefts and rights. Morte takes his time exiting the ring landing a few kicks to BD, which causes UD to voice his opinion on the outside. Endo starts choking BD ignoring the refs count until he reaches 4. This happens 5 times until Dragon is finally able to roll to the outside. Endo follows but UD moves in front of BD who is on the ground tries to catch hi breath. Endo hesitates and then Morte comes flying off the top rope with a cross body to UD. Endo makes his way over to BD but BD is able to drop toehold Endo into the ring steps. BD rolls back into the ring and moves to his corner to make the tag to UD but UD is still on the outside recovering from the Morte’s attack. Endo makes his way back to the ring and he is bleeding from the forehead. Endo is back on offense ripping and clawing at BD. Endo wipes the blood from his forehead onto his chest and has a real demonic look. BD is able to take advantage of this and lands an elbow to the gut. Dragon throws a kick but Endo catches it. BD then nails him in the back of the head with an enzuguri. Both men are down and need a tag. UD & Morte are both back on the apron and asking for the tag. BD & Endo crawl to their respective corners. Tag to Morte, then a tag to UD. Morte charges at UD but UD catches him by the throat and lifts him up for a choke slam and rolls out of the ring. Endo then comes in and he also takes a choke slam. Morte is back in the ring with a chair in hand but BD is able to grab him from behind into a German suplex. BD then moves over to Endo and both men fight to the outside. On the outside BD hits a Dragon Combo. Back in the ring UD is calling for The Last Ride. Morte still has the chair. Up he goes into the Last Ride and at the top Morte is able to drive the chair onto UD’s skull with a sickening thud. The bell rings. Morte levels UD with another chair shot and then catches BD with a chair shot keeping him from getting into the ring to help out. Endo locks the claw into BD on the outside while Morte lays the chair on UD’s head and then goes to the top rope. Morte hits a guillotine leg drop onto the chair. UD is out in the ring. BD is out cold on the outside. The announcers announce BD & UD the winners via DQ but it is The Establishment that walks out of this match. WINNERS Black Dragon & Underdawg by DQ at 11:13
CHRIS ALT vs. MR. JEALOUSAlt goes for a handshake to start, but Jealous just slaps alt's hand away and hits him with a series of stiff rights. Mr. Jealous follows up with a belly-to-belly for two. Backbreaker and the crowd tries to get behind Alt by chanting his name. Mr. Jealous works the ribs in the corner and tosses Alt to the outside, where a beating follows. Alt tries to send Jealous to the ring post, but ends up getting tossed into the steps himself. Back in, Mr. Jealous gets another suplex for two. Alt slugs back, but is too sore to really take advantage, and Mr. Jealous stomps away. Power slam gets two. Crowd tries to pump up Alt again, as Alt tries to rally back. Mr. Jealous stays on the ribs, but hits the post and Alt gets a backdrop suplex for two. Both guys kip-up at the same time, and Alt slugs away, but can’t knock Jealous down. A thumb to the eye followed by a DDT gets two, however. Alt tries for a cross body fro the top, but Jealous catches him, and turns it into a bear hug. He holds it and gets a couple of near-falls. Alt tries for a comeback, but can't break free. Alt finally gets a hand free, and a thumb to the eye sets him free. Jealous goes back to the ribs, and Alt fights back again sends Jealous to the outside again. Alt goes out after Jealous and sends Mr. Jealous into the post. Back in, Alt hits another DDT for two. Alt goes for another DDT, but Mr. Jealous block it. Jealous goes for a suplex, but Alt reverses into a small package, which gets two. Alt tries to follow up with a side Russian leg sweep, but Jealous no-sells that, and MURDERS Alt with a lariat. He goes for the Monster, but Alt leap frog's Jealous and gets an awkward roll up for the win!
WINNER in 11:17 Chris Alt
CHRIS COLE vs. CORAXCole and Corax locks up, Cole backs Corax into the corner, the ref calls for a clean break, both men act like they are going to break clean, but at the last second both men throw a punch, and the brawl is on. Cole rakes the eyes and whips Corax into the opposite corner and follows him in, Corax climbs the ropes and back flips over Cole’s shoulders, Cole stops himself just before he hits the turnbuckle, when he turns around Corax hits him with a tajiri kick upside the head that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Corax bounds off the far ropes and hits a beautiful no hands asai moonsault over the top rope that sends Cole sprawling up the ramp. Corax grabs Cole and suplexes him onto the ramp. He then shoos the time keeper away and grabs a chair, before he can use it, we see him pause and start arguing with himself, “Come ON, it is just one chair shot. Why? FINE!” Corax tosses the chair aside and grabs Cole and rolls him under the ropes. Corax waits on the apron, and as soon as Cole gets to his feet, Corax springs into the erring and catches him with a hurracarana. Corax covers, but Cole kicks out at two. Corax pulls Cole up and whips him to the corner, Corax charges, but Cole gets a boot up catching Corax in the mouth. Cole grabs Corax and hits a side Russian leg sweep that sends Corax head slamming back into the corner. Cole drags him out into the middle of the ring and covers, but Corax kicks out at two. Cole pulls Corax up and hauls him into a vertical suplex, leaving him up there to think about it for a minute before slamming him to the mat. Another cover, another two count. Cole gets to his feet first and scales the corner. Perched on the top rope, he waits for Corax to get to his feet and leaps, at the last possible second Corax catches him with a drop kick to the mouth. Corax covers, but Cole kicks out at two. Now it is Corax turn to go on the offensive, he whips Cole to the ropes and catches him with a tilt a whirl back breaker for another two count. Corax whips Cole into the corner, follows him in with a knee to the midsection that doubles Cole over in pain, Corax then slides out of the ring, grabs both of Cole’s feet and pulls him to the mat, then crotches him on the ring post, then springs back to the apron and leaps over the top with a guillotine leg drop. He looks a little surprised that it worked, then yells “SHUT UP!” to no one in particular. Corax covers, but once again Cole kicks out. Corax slides under the ropes and grabs the chair again. Inside the ring, he waits for Cole to get to his feet, and once again starts arguing with someone “Let me do this MY way! What? Hey, he would do it to ME if he had the chance! This is NOT an Onslaught Rules Match!” With that Corax raises the chair to hit Cole, but by now Cole is on his feet and he super kicks the chair back into Corax face. Corax hits the mat, the chair goes flying, Cole covers and unbeknownst to the ref grabs a hand full of tights and gets the three count
WINNER in 9:51 Chris Cole
After the match, Corax is arguing with himself again “SEE WHAT YOU DID! No! That was YOUR fault! No, I WILL NOT calm down. I know what I am doing! YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! Fine! Next time I see him I WILL, Mr. Smarty” With that Corax grabs his head and heads to the back
wCw vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTERThe two teams meet in the middle of the ring, and The Chickenshit Heels are trash talking wCw, Attitude Adjuster on Wilder, Adrenaline going nose to nose with Westgaard. Wilder just grins at AA, giving him the “whatever, dude” hand sign while bouncing in a circle around the ring. Johnny makes an error in judgment when he decides to poke Westgaard in the chest, which draws a “death-stare” from the Birdman. Feeling froggy, Johnny takes the error one more step, giving JWW an open hand slap! wCw’s power man responds with a HARD haymaker – right on the point of the jaw! JA drops back, between the ropes and to the floor! Meanwhile, AA has been continuing to try to get into Wilder’s head, unaware of what just happened, since Wilder had maneuvered the scene to Al’s blindside… Until he backs into JW Westgaard! Attitude Adjuster stops, mouths “Johnny”? Wilder shakes his head no, and points over AA shoulder. AA turns and is DRILLED with a clothesline from Westgaard! Westgaard grabs AA legs, slingshotting him up as Wilder rebounds off the far ropes with a springboard flying forearm right into AA’s jaw! That’s Clearing the Crease, folks! The ref puts Wilder out of the ring, JA gets in his corner and we are officially underway! Westgaard start fast, hitting AA with a pair of European uppercuts, then a short arm clothesline. He follows up with a Benoit-esque standing head butt, and AA bails to the outside. Conferring with his partner, Adjuster gets back in the ring, locks up again with JW. Headlock by AA, turns Westgaard away from the ref and hits a cheap punch to the head. Push off to the ropes by Westgaard, shoulder tackle by AA. AA follows up with a leg-drop, but Westgaard rolls out of the way! AA tags in Johnny A. Lock-up; Westgaard hits a belly to back suplex. Pick up and JA is whipped to the wCw corner! Westgaard drives in a running shoulder, then picks JA up on his shoulders! Tag by Wilder who leaps to the top rope and bulldogs JA off of Westgaard’s shoulders! Wilder hits a roaring elbow on JA, followed by a rolling thunder splash! The high-flyer immediately climbs to the top turnbuckle, and leaps off with a soaring corkscrew moonsault! But at the last second, Adrenaline rolls out of the way, avoiding the impact! JA tags in Attitude Adjuster, who begins working over Tommy Wilder with kicks and stomps – pick up, whipped into the CSH corner – JA draws Westgaard into the ring, and the heels double-team Wilder, ending with a double-team gut-buster across their knees. The heels control for the next several minutes, focusing on keeping Wilder grounded and in their corner, while working on his ribs with a solid mix of submission moves, slams and more than a few heel tactics when Wilder gets a hope shot at tagging out. AA pulls Wilder into the center of the ring, signaling for the Attitude Adjuster, but Wilder turns the move into an Exploder Suplex out of NOWHERE! AA sits up just as Wilder hit a basement dropkick, and both men are down! Westgaard is going NUTS in his corner, egging Wilder to make the tag – AA reaches his corner first and in comes Johnny, but just as he reaches the down wCw member, Wilder leaps the last few feet, tagging in the Birdman! Westgaard goes crazy on both AA and Adrenaline, hitting clotheslines and punches, finally tossing AA out of the ring to concentrate on the legal man – Westgaard hits a series of HARD suplexes, then a DDT. AA climbs back up on the apron, climbing into the ring just as Westgaard sets up the Ice Auger! Westgaard drops his victim, charging across the ring to cut off Attitude Adjuster – he whips AA to the wCw corner, Wilder comes off the top with a blockbuster neck breaker. AA stagger to his feet, and wCw hit a dual front and back enziguri kick - The DELAMINATOR! AA’s eyes roll back and he is OUT! JA has been down on the mat this whole time, so Westgaard decides to finish him off, and goes for the Ice Auger a second time, while the ref gets Wilder out of the ring. As Westgaard picks his man up, Johnny Adrenaline hits a low blow! Glint of steel in his hand, he follows up with a shot to the jaw – the ref didn’t see a thing! JA tosses the brass knucks out of the ring JUST as the ref turns back to the action and rolls up JW for the 1-2-3! WINNERS in 27:07 Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster
Post match, the Chickenshit Heels roll out of the ring while Wilder check on Westgaard. Laughing, Johhny picks up the brass knuckles and shows them to Wilder – who runs across the ring and hits a no-handed plancha over the top rope onto BOTH men! He stuns them only for a moment, then the 2 on 1 advantage is too much, and it ends with The Chickenshit Heel double flap-jacking Tommy through a ringside table!
Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster celebrate as extra referees come out to check on Wilder and Wesgaard. But as Johnny and AA back up the ramp laughing at the carnage they just left, the lights go out, in their place comes a strobe light. Johnny and AA turn around and see a figure running toward them with a bat, they reaction is way too slow and the hooded figure lays them both out with bat shots to the head. The lights go out, then come on again and the mysterious hooded figure stands over both men, reaches down and grabs both of their heads and says one thing “Bring, me Niles, or suffer” Then slams their heads on the floor. GM the Rick comes out, the hooded figure and GM the Rick lock eyes for a second, then the hooded figure flees through the crowd as GM the Rick calls for security. They try, but they have no chance at catching him
AUSTRAROO vs. ERIC O’MACAustraroo comes out on fire with a series of arm drags and takedowns. Eric seems amused and actually claps for Roo's offense. Austraroo keeps on Eric hitting an Ocean Cyclone suplex and a plancha, then he hits Eric with a clothesline to the outside. They fight back in and out of the ring again, where Eric hits a moonsault off the barrier, hitting his leg on the way down. Back in and Austraroo fights off a suplex attempt and puts Eric on top of the turnbuckle. Roo gets a superplex for a two count. Austraroo goes for another one but Eric counters with a missile dropkick and a standing moonsault for two. Eric plays to the crowd who are digging the arial assault. Eric goes for a power bomb, but Austraroo counters the power bomb and makes the comeback. He hits his own standing moonsault, followed by the falcon arrow for two. Austraroo is up first, and he dropkicks Eric out of the ring. Austraroo follows with a plancha. He goes for the clothesline again, but Eric blocks with a stiff super kick. Back in the ring, as Eric crotches Roo on the ropes, then Roo with a hurricarana. Austraroo ducks a flying forearm, and goes for the Roo-Kick, but Eric drops down and hits a sweep sending Roo hard to the mat. EOM toys with Aust for a second, slapping him across the face. Aust begins to fight back, staggering EOM with a couple of shots to the mid section, EOM drops him again with a short super kick that catches Aust in the forehead. EOM pulls Aust up and hits a cradle pile driver, then leaps to the top, and the frog splash finishes things.
WINNER in 6:14 Eric O’Mac
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Street FightDrink and Destroy storm to the ring first, but only get half way down the aisle before the Devil’s Brigade attacks. Camby tackles Stank from behind, driving him into the ringside barrier as O’Neil hammers away on Capslock. TO, ironically, attempts an Irish whip, which is reversed. Capslock avalanches TO against the ring apron, and rolls him into the ring. Meanwhile, Camby and Stank brawl their way into the crowd and toward the concessions. Stank gets the better of Camby and levels him with a haymaker. Stank backs up to get a running start for a Stankonia, but Camby springs to his feet at the last second and spine busters Stank through a table of discounted Carl Coolname survivalist gear. Camby wraps a “MEET THE RESISTANCE” Jacket around Stank’s neck and chokes him out. In the ring, Capslock goes to work on TO’s leg, dropping a series of elbows to the knee, then wrapping the leg around the bottom rope and attempting to pull it off. Capslock drags TO to the center of the ring and sets up the Figure Foreskin, but TO hooks his neck and rolls him up. 1…2…kickout. Capslock is first to his feet and picks up TO, only to be clobbered from behind by Camby. The Devil’s brigade slings Capslock to the ropes and catch him with a clothesline on the return trip. Camby signals to TO – they’re going to try for the Triple 6! Camby gets Capslock up on his shoulders, but gets hit in the face by a Coolname desert boot hurled by Stank. Camby goes down, and Capslock hits the ropes and falls to the outside. Stank, who is still having difficulty breathing, stands over his partner and dares the Brigade to come outside. TO and Camby exchange a glance, shrug, and exit on opposite sides of the ring, intending to surround Stank. As they close in, Stank lunges at TO, leaving Capslock unprotected. Camby tries to take advantage, but Capslock was playing possum, and managed to grab a chair while the brigade was distracted. One shot is enough to knock Camby down, but apparently not enough to satisfy Capslock, who continues to wail away. Stank spears TO, driving him to the floor. He drops an elbow, then rolls TO back into the ring. Stanks runs the ropes for the Stankonia, but TO rolls to his feet. Stank cannons into TO, scooping him up onto his shoulders, hits the opposite ropes, and nails a running Stank U. Before he can make the cover, Donovan Viper runs to ringside. Viper jumps on to the apron, but jumps back down as Stank advances. Capslock joins his partner in the ring, and they invite Viper in for a beating. Viper continues to yell and wave his arms at D&D while TO nails Stank from behind with a Wicked Left Hook – assisted by the chain Viper threw in the ring when he came down. Capslock turns to help his partner, but a badly bleeding Camby manages to hook his leg from the outside. Capslock tries to kick him off, but Camby hangs on for dear life as TO covers Stank and the referee counts: 1…2…3
Your winners, in 15:52, The Devil’s Brigade.
CAPELLAN vs. DONOVAN VIPERViper and his harem make their way to the ring through a chorus of boos. Ayaka threatens some fan with her bat. The only person cheering is a man in the front row dressed like Elton John. Viper sees him and instantly begins making out with Missy.
The scene is quickly cut short when Capellan music hits and the place erupts Elton John cheers ever harder for Capellan and Viper tries to hide the sad, dejected look on his face.
Viper attacks with a suicide dive a la Benoit through the ropes before Cap can even get in the ring, and begins to pummel Cap with punches out side the ring. DV whips him into the ring post and tosses Cap into the ring. The Bell rings and we are officially under way. DV continues to kick away at Cap on the mat focusing mainly on his Neck. DV pick up cap and sets him up for a neck breaker but Cap fights it off and nails DV with a European uppercut, and begins to pepper him with very quick stiff kicks. Cap whips DV off the ropes, and DV ducks a clothesline, bounds off the ropes again and nails Capellan with a leg lariat. Cover and cap kicks out at two. DV locks in a rear naked choked and Cap tries to fight it off and succeeds when he finally gets to the ropes. DV breaks the hold and begins kicking away at Cap once again, but that is cut short with a dragon screw leg whip by Cap. DV is down and Cap nails him with a leg drop, cover and a quick kick out. DV to his feet and CAP nails him with a Sinning Dragon kick!!!! Cover and 1,2, and Ayaka pulls Capellan out of the ring. Cap quickly disposes of her and her Bat with a super kick. DV is back up and Cap climbs back into the ring and right into an atomic drop by DV. Cover and Cap kicks out. DV picks cap up and nails him with a DDT. DV covers and Cap kicks out. Cap is stunned and makes it to his feet, only to be nailed with a Sidewinder. DV covers and 1,2 and Cap gets a foot on the ropes. Viper is livid!! And begins to argue with the ref., and as he argues Cap staggers to his feet. DV sees this and charges with a death elbow! But cap ducks the elbow and schoolboys Viper for the 1,2,3!!! WINNER by pinball at 12:41 Capellan!
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. UNCLE ENTITY vs. THIM REYNOLDSOnslaught Rules match, all three men are allowed in the ring at the same time. The bell rings and Entity charges in and blind sides Dragon sending him to the mat. Entity stomps away at Dragon’s shoulder, Thim comes up behind Entity and drops him with an inverted DDT, then grabs Dragon’s arm and locks on some crazy key lock combo that sends Dragon to the ropes. Dragon slides under the bottom rope, Thim is on his way out behind him when Entity grabs him from behind, spins him around and power slams him. Entity covers, but CD slips back into the ring to break up the pin. The match runs along these lines for the next several minutes. Thim targets Dragon’s shoulder, throwing Entity out of the ring every chance he can to work over the shoulder and try for a submission. Entity gets fed up and opens up on Thim with a series of kicks to the face that leaves Thim with a split lip. Dragon tries to protect his shoulder by not taking too many high risk moves, but still manages to hit a sweet moonsault on Entity that almost gets him the pin. After twenty minutes of action, Thim is on the outside after being low bridged by Uncle Entity. Entity then walked into a Dragon kick for a two count. CD pulls Entity up and in the corner, Canadian Dragon has Uncle Entity on the top rope, CD climbs all the way up making it a superduperplex! Before he can hit it, Thim climbs back into the ring and gets under CD putting him on his shoulders, all three men fall backwards! It is carnage! There are bodies everywhere! To make matters worse, the ref took a shot from Entity’s boot and he is out in the corner as well. Thim crawls over to Dragon and locks on the Adjustment! CD is screaming in agony! But there is no ref there to count it. A second ref sprints to the ring and grabs CD’s hand and lets it fall once and is about to call for the bell when Uncle Entity flies across the ring and drops an elbow on the back of Thim’s head breaking the hold. Entity pulls Thim to his feet and hits a t-bone suplex, then falls on the still groggy Canadian Dragon. Dragon kicks out at two. Thim waits for Entity to get to his feet and tries a clothesline, but Thim moves and Entity plows into the second referee knocking him to the floor. Entity looks around and sees both refs are down, Jesse Garron tosses him a chair. UE waits for Dragon to get to his feet and swings, but at the last second Dragon moves and UE slams the chair squarely onto Thim’s head, dropping him like a rock, TR is out cold. Dragon hits Entity with a Dragon kick that sends him flying out of the ring, then falls on Thim and hooks his leg, the original ref comes to just in time to see the pin and counts three
WINNER in 25:49 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion Canadian Dragon
DR. MURDER & MIKEY STYNER vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERAfter the champions make their entrance they have a brief chat with Wally who then leaves ringside . . . on his way out past the announce table he shouts over, 'The boys tell me this one will be over in 10, I'm off to get the beers ready!!'
Outback Jack and Gatorbait play a quick game of Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb to decide who goes first (Gatorbait) and Jack then lies over the corner of the top ropes (Eddie Gurrero style) and watches his partner go to work. Over the other side of the ring Dr Murder and Mikey Styner watch this show of contempt, shake their heads and turn to each other with grim determination. Dr Murder steps into the ring and the ref calls for the bell. The pair move in for a lockup but Gatorbait sidesteps and trips Dr Murder up, smacking the back of his head as he falls over. Gatorbait walks over to his corner, has a quick giggle with Outback Jack at Dr Murder just getting up off the floor, and tags him in. Dr Murder shakes his head in disgust and tags in Mikey Styner. Mikey snarls at OBJ and charges. Unfortunately OBJ simply follows Gatorbait's example and sidesteps, watching Mikey Styner crash into The Team from down Under's corner and then staggers around, wobbling from the impact - to add insult to injury Gatorbait taps him on the shoulder and when he turns around, Gatorbait bitch slaps him in the face. Mikey Styner staggers back out of the corner boiling with rage as Gatorbait and Outback Jack laugh together. Dr Murder steps into the ring in an attempt to calm Mikey Styner down - after 30 seconds or so of this the ref has had enough and calls for Dr Murder to leave the ring. He seems to be moving to leave when both Mikey and the Dr turn around and charge into The Team from Down Under's corner, taking out both of the opposition and the ref on the way past . . . From there the whole thing deteriorates into a classic pier six brawl with all four men whaling away at each other in the center of the ring with kicks, punches, elbows and anything else they can use. The tide begins to turn after Mikey Styner virtually crushes Gatorbait into the corner of the ring and throws him out over the top rope. That leaves Outback jack to play your face in peril for a couple of minutes in a two on one beat down until the ref finally comes to at which point Dr Murder slips out of the ring again - Gatorbait however has also recovered and tries to enter the ring to even up the odds but is driven back to his own corner by the ref - this in turn allows Dr Murder and Mikey Styner to once again double-team Outback jack. There follows nearly 10 minutes of action where Mikey Styner and Dr Murder do a perfect job of cutting the ring in half and not allowing Outback jack to get even close to his partner. Finally Dr Murder and Mikey get a bit too cocky and Outback Jack just manages to hit Gatorbait with the hot tag. Gatorbait tears into the ring bouncing from one side to the other hitting Dr Murder and Mikey with pairs of clotheslines and flying elbows. Gatorbait tags Outback Jack back into the ring to take advantage of Mikey being down and then immediately tears across the ring and hits Dr Murder with a spear off the apron, crashing both of them into the announce table. Meanwhile in the ring Mikey is heading towards OBJ when out of nowhere . . . CHOMP!!! Mikey is dead!!! The ref counts the bell and call for the bell.
WINNERS in 25:03 – and STILL tag team Champions – The Team From Down Under
Gatorbait and Outback Jack grab their belts and leave the ring shaking their heads in surprise at the fight they've just had . . .
LD WILLIAMS vs. MERCURYLD Williams and Mercury go nose-to-nose right from the start. While LD and Merc stare each other down, The Evil Wizard does his best Jimmy Hart routing, bouncing around LD and yelling insults 100 miles a minute. LD finally tires of Wizard and grabs him shirt. But that gives Merc the opportunity to set sail with a few haymakers and this match is on! Merc backs LD into the ropes, whip across and a big knee to the midsection. Merc takes the action to LD, pummeling him through the opening minutes of a hard-fought match. Every time LD starts a comeback, TEW pops up on the apron to give Merc a distraction. LD finally gets a hold of TEW on the apron, but Wiz took the opportunity to slide brass knucks to Merc. LD clobbers Wizard down to ringside but then walks right into a VICIOUS RIGHT HAND by Merc. Merc hides the knucks, and goes for the pin, but somehow LD gets his foot on the ropes. LD is busted open, however, and Merc works the cut with a series of punches, then runs LD into the turnbuckle. Across the ring, Wizard is back up and untying a turnbuckle pad. Merc takes advantage and runs LD straight into the pad less buckle, busting him open even more! LD is at .5 Muta, and Merc goes for another pin. LD kicks out at two and a half, but he’s trailing blood all over the ring. Merc continued to work the cut, running LD’s head into blunt object he can find. Another brutal clothesline and Wizard calls for Mercury to go up top. Looks like Lead Poisoning! Merc stands at the top, gestures that the IC belt will be his and dives. But LD is able to move out of the way and Merc eats canvas! Both men down and the ref’s counting. He gets to eight before Merc moves. Merc pulls LD up by the hair, but LD nails a lightning quick DDT! LD now starts to stir, and rips off the huge comeback. LD takes out his aggressions on Merc, tossing him out of the ring and over the guardrail. LD clears out a row of fans and suplexes Merc across the chairs! Dr. Murder and Mikey Styner come out for Wizard, but LD fights them off in a bloody haze. After a couple minutes of brawling with Styner and Murder, LD grabs Merc, tosses him back into the ring, then pulls him up toward the top turnbuckle. LD climbs the corner, positions his knee into the back of Merc’s shoulder and leaps off, landing knee-first into Merc’s outstretched shoulder! He may have separated Merc’s shoulder. LD moves right to the crossface, and Merc is forced to tap out!!!
MICROPLAY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. HARDBODY HARRISMicroplay comes to the ring first, followed by Moosehead Jack who slumps into the corner. Hardbody Harris comes to the ring without his usual elaborate pyro and such, he charges right up to Moose and glares at him. Moose grabs a mic:
MHJ: Well Harris, what’s it gonna be? Your title or your little friend?
HH: Moose you are a sick bastard, but I know you wouldn’t do anything, you talk real big, but that’s all it is, talk
MHJ: I thought you might say that, so, monkeys in the back, roll it
<we see grainy footage of Fievel inside the safe, very poorly lit, obviously shot with a cheap remote cam. Fievel is clawing at the sides of the safe, panting heavily, after a few seconds of this, he slumps against the wall, then slides down the floor, then the footage stops>
HH: Jack you son of a bitch! WHERE IS HE?
MHJ: You turn over that title, and I’ll tell you
HH: TELL ME!
MHJ: The title. Looks like your friends time is running out Harris. What’s it gonna be?
<Harris looks at his title, then toward the back, then takes the title off his shoulder and throws it at Jack>
HH: HERE, you bastard, now where is he?
MHJ: Boiler Room
<Harris sprints out of the ring, Jack looks at the title, gets to his feet and holds it above his head, Microplay look on and asks the ref what the hell is going on, just then GM the Rick makes his way to the ring>
GMtR: Whoah, whoah, whoah Jack, not so fast. Last I checked, this was a three way dance, so even if Harris DID officially forfeit the title, he didn’t forfeit it to you <taking the title off of Jack’s shoulder> So, therefore, since Harris is gone, there will be a match between Microplay and Moosehead Jack……FOR THE OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, starting…now.MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MICROPLAY(w/The Evil Wizard) – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMicroplay attacks from behind to start, sending Jack into the corner. Microplay pummels Jack in the corner finally letting Jack stagger out to the middle of the ring. MP grabs Jack by the back of the head and leaps over the top rope clotheslining Jack on the top rope. Jack falls back into the ring and Microplay quickly scales the ropes and tries for the elbow and a quick end to the match. Jack moves at the last second and Microplay crashes to the mat. Jack recovers and lets Microplay get to his feet; as soon as he does Jack takes them both over the top rope with a clothesline. On the outside, Jack slams MP’s head on the ring steps, and scoops him up and slams him on the concrete floor. Jack climbs to the apron and gets a running elbow drop on MP. Jack slowly pulls MP to his feet; Microplay stops him cold with a low blow. MP gets to his feet, grabs Jack and runs him face first into the ring post. Microplay slides back into the ring, Jack is on the floor, blood pouring from a gash in his head. Jack sees the blood on his hand and laughs. Meanwhile
<a camera man follows Harris through the hallways, he stops and asks several crew members where the boiler room is, most of them don’t know. Harris gets more and more frustrated, nearly on the verge of tears from anger, frustration and concern.>Back to the action, Jack is on the apron, Microplay grabs him and suplexes him into the ring and floats over, cover gets two. Microplay grabs Jack in a rear chin lock and pounds away at Jack’s bloody forehead opening the gash and letting blood pour out even more. Jack fights to his feet and hits a standing side suplex on MP. Both men are down. Jack gets to his feet first, as soon as MP gets up Jack nails him with a clothesline, Jack mounts MP and chokes him with both hands until the ref threatens the DQ. Jack hits the ropes and drops a knee across MP’s sternum. Cover only gets a two count. Jack pulls MP to his feet, picks him up in a fireman’s carry and hits a Samoan drop. Jack leans back and covers, but only gets two, before MP hooks Jacks arms and legs and rolls him over in a crucifix. Jack kicks out at two. Jack grabs MP’s tights and falls backward and slings MP into the corner. Jack rolls MP up from behind and grabs a hand full of tights but only gets two. MP kicks out, gets to his feet and EATS a DDT from Jack. MHJ covers but MP gets his foot on the ropes at two
<Harris finally finds someone who knows where the boiler room is and he follows them to the bowels of the arena. They finally get to the door and it is locked, Harris screams in anger and looks for something to break the door in, he kicks at the door but it barely gives>Jack yells at the ref, then rolls MP over and locks on an Indian Death lock. Jack wrenches in the hold and pounds MP in the kidneys trying to get a submission. Just when it looks like MP is about to tap, The Evil Wizard jumps on the apron and distracts the referee. MP is tapping to the pain, but the ref doesn’t see it. Jack releases the hold and KO’s Wizard knocking him to the floor. When Jack turns around, MP nails him right between the eyes with a running double axe handle. Jack hits the mat hard, and MP climbs the ropes and leaps off FLYING ELBOW! MP covers 1,2…Jack somehow rolls his shoulder at two. MP pulls Jack to his feet, but Jack rakes the eyes and MHJ takes him down with a Side Russian Leg sweep. MHJ leaves the ring ands starts to climb to the top rope. He gets to the top, but before he can do anything, Microplay catches him and shoves him off the top, Jack flies through the air and crashes through the Finnish Announce Table, Microplay climbs to the top and leaps and connects with a flying elbow on Jack, AGAIN!
<Cut back to Harris waiting at the door screaming for the guy to get the bolt cutters so they can cut the lock, finally the lock breaks, Harris slams the door open, and there sitting in the middle of the room is the safe, wide open, Fievel sits in the corner of the safe, very scared, but very conscious and very safe. Harris rushes to his buddy and grabs him from the safe. After a few seconds of emotional reunion, it dawns on Harris what has just happened. Harris screams a few obscenities and storms out of the room>Microplay pulls Jack into the ring, but Jack hits a low blow before MP can follow up. Jack is bloody and beaten, and can’t take advantage of the situation. Microplay gets up, but is still doubled over in pain, Jack bounds off the ropes and hits a flying neck breaker. Jack pulls MP up, HEARTPUNCH! MP crumples to the mat. Jack backs up waiting for the death blow; Jack waits in the corner, waiting for Microplay to get to his feet. As he does, Jack is about to charge out and obliterate him with a clothesline when a recovered Evil Wizard grabs Jack’s leg. Jack is momentarily distracted, when he looks down at Wizard; Wiz slides his scepter into the ring. MP grabs it, charges into the corner and slams it into Jack’s skull. MHJ hits the mat, MP rolls him up and grabs some tights and gets a three count!
WINNER in 15:44 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Microplay!
MP grabs the title and bolts; Jack is quickly up, sees the broken scepter in the ring reaches through the ropes and grabs The Evil Wizard by the head and pulls him into the ring. Wizard begs off, but Jack decimates him with a heart punch that sends Wizard to the mat writhing in pain. Microplay looks like he is going to get into the ring to do something, then holds up his newly won title and walks to the back. Jack pulls Wizard up and hits a SICK pile driver, then slips under the ropes and reaches under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat. Jack peels off some wire and wraps it around his hand, mounts Wizard and PUMMELS him repeatedly. Wizard’s head looks like he took a shotgun blast to the face, blood is gushing from numerous wounds in his head. Jacks pulls him up again and DDT’s him on the barbed wire bat. For good measure Jack hits another heart punch and leaves Wizard for dead in the middle of the ring. Jack slowly makes his way out of the ring while medical officials flood the ring to work on Wizard. Hardbody Harris runs out from the back charging at Jack, before he can get to him, security gets between them and restrain Harris. Jack looks at him and laughs and escapes to the back unharmed. The camera focuses on Harris face; he is beside himself with rage.
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