OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from Salzburg, Austria
Wednesday, March 20th 2013
Alexis Darling vs. Rabbit Mask[/i]
No love lost in this one between the two competitors, as Rabbit and Alexis go right into it from the opening bell…Rabbit manages to tackle Alexis to the ground and begins to drive an elbow into the head and neck, but Alexis slips out between the legs and catches Rabbit with a sharp kick to the head…kicks to the chest and head follow, as Alexis backs Rabbit Mask up into the corner, causing the referee to call for separation…Rabbit doesn’t appear to extend the same courtesy as he SPEARS Alexis out of the corner, good for only a one count before he stands up for a neck crank to Alexis…Alexis may not be large, but Rabbit Mask is not exactly the Great Khali, and Alexis breaks the arm grip as she lifts Mask up on her shoulder and falls back with an Electric Chair!...As Mask recovers, Alexis goes to the outside apron and springboards off the ropes—NOBODY HOME for a leg lariat as Rabbit dodges, off the opposite ropes, BIG BOOT to the head of Alexis! Alexis goes down, and Mask picks her up for the BRAINBUST—no! Alexis drops out the back, spin kick to the head of Mask before she drops to a knee herself.
Now both are on knees, trading blows, Rabbit goes for a snap suplex, executes, spins the legs, looking for the second, but Alexis reverses into a spinning neckbreaker!...Alexis runs, off the second rope, moonsault! Good for a two-count, but Rabbit reverses into a cross-armbreaker! Not quite his style except—no! He’s manipulating the digits, twisting Alexis’s fingers!...Alexis is in a lot of pain from multiple directions as she struggles to the ropes, but she manages to stand and STOMP on Rabbit’s head—1-2-3 times! Rabbit is totally dazed off this, and Alexis takes the opportunity to hook the arms—BITCH KILLER! Alexis goes into the cover: 1-2-3!
Winner by pinfall in 8:42…Alexis Darling!Alexis celebrates her win after the match, when suddenly she’s jumped from behind and SMACKED with a steel chair! What the—that’s DILLON WALKER! What is he doing? Dillon shoves the referee out of the way—and Rabbit Mask certainly can’t be arsed to help out—as Dillon lifts Alexis up and DROPS HER WITH A BRAINBUSTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Firewoman runs down to the ring toward her sister-in-law, but Dillon immediately hightails it, running away through the crowd!
Jeremy Punswick vs. DK Murphy – Non title match[/i]
We get Full entrances and introductions for Punswick and Murphy. Then as the bell is about to sound, Amazing Jos' theme plays out and he joins Russ & Razz at the announce table. Punswick eyes him wearily, and the bell sounds.
No lock up or careful start, as both men go full force at each other right away. The ring is a flurry of punches, elbows and forearm shots as they battle back into a corner. The referee tries counting and pulling them apart with no luck. Finally, he wedges his body between the two men. JP reaches out and SLAPS the taste out of DK's mouth. Murphy responds by grabbing JP and tossing him over the ropes to the floor. JP pops up and turns to see Jos laughing at him. They trade words, and P misses DK dropping to the floor and clubbing him in the back. Murphy tosses JP in and climbs to the apron. JP greets him with a gut shot and suplexes him back in. Punswick on the offensive now, hitting a Tiger Suplex and then a tying DK up in a cattle mutilation. DK drapes a leg over the ropes and The referee calls for a break. JP refuses to let go right away
Russ:
He's got to break that hold!Razz:
He's got until 5!Amazing Jos:
He's a Pussy.
JP lets go at the 4 count, then just stomps and kicks at DK until he makes his way slowly to his feet. Punswick with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and then tosses DK to the floor beside the announce table. He and Jos argue back and forth as murphy gets to his feet and climbs on the apron. JP takes a shot at DK, who ducks and shoulders Punswick in the gut, then sunset flips over the ropes. DK rolls through the move, ending up back on his feet and picks JP up for a jumping piledriver! He covers for a 2.9999 count.
Punswick kicks out at the last nanosecond. DK pulls him up and blast him with a back elbow, then scoops him up for a slam and goes to the middle turnbuckle for a leg drop? JP rolls out of the way, runs the ropes and belly to belly suplexes DK to the mat! Punswick is up first and pulls DK to his feet. Low blow and then lifts him up for the Extinction Level Event, but Jos reaches under the ropes and sweeps his feet as JP drops to the mat, causing DK to fall on top of Punswick! DK hooks the legs and the bell sounds!
Confusion regins as DK holds his arm up, looking around for the referee. who is down by the timekeeper. Jos slides in behind him and starts kicking JP before he can get to his feet. Punswick battles to his feet, and they proceed to beat the Hell out of each other as the ring announcer makes the official announcement,
WINNER, in 5:27, via Disqualification, Jeremy Punswick!Murphy pleads his case to no avail. Punswick and Jos are still pounding the snot out of each other, now with security trying in vain to pull them apart. Murphy grabs his belt and heads to the back.
Amazing Jos vs. Justin Sane“Insane in the Membrane” by Cypress Hill plays and Justin Sane comes to the ring with Drunkette to loud cheers. Kanye West’s "Amazing" hits and Amazing Jos enters the arena to cheers, although not as loud as the reaction that Justin got.
The bell rings and the two men lock up in the middle of the ring. After a bit of a back and forth encounter, Jos takes the advantage, using his MMA strikes to wear down Justin. Jos hits Justin with the Mondo-Radness II, which gets a 2 count. Jos stays on Justin, flipping Justin over with a snapmare, and hits a dropkick to the back of the head, which again gets a 2 count. Jos picks Justin off from the mat, but Justin grabs Jos by the head, and hits the High Risk Headlock into the turnbuckle, although Justin appears to take more of the brunt of the impact. Jos is the first to recover, and hits the Falcon Rush on Justin. Jos goes to the outside, springboards into the ring, and goes for a leg drop, but Justin moves out of the way. Justin goes to hit the Moment of Clarity, but Jos moves out of the way as well. As Justin is getting up, Jos runs against the ropes and destroys him with the Oh Em Gee. Jos goes for the cover, and gets the 3 count. Jos looks like he didn’t even break a sweat, and poses in the middle of the ring, as if to say “Damn, I’m good.”
Winner, in 4:36, Amazing JosAs Jos basks in the glow of a victory and climbs the turnbuckle to pose, someone hops the barricade behind him and slides into ring. The figure is quite large but is keeping his head down so we can’t get a good look. Jos hops off the turnbuckle and turns around and looks shocked. We see him mouth a “you” as the figure nails Jos with a kick to the stomach that doubles him over. He lifts Jos up and we finally get a good look…that’s Christian Carter from LBCW. What is he doing here? I’ll tell you what he’s doing…he’s nailing Jos with the FINAL TESTIMONY (Omega Driver). And Jos is laid out as Carter stands over him. Finally security rushes down to ringside, but Carter rolls out of the ring and disappears into the audience.
Danny Taylor vs. Chris Evans vs. Ghosthead[/i]
Chris Evans makes his way out to the usual chorus of boos. He rolls into the ring and taunts the fans while Ghosthead makes his entrance. The two rivals stare holes in each other, ignoring the crowd as it explodes into cheers as Dynamite Danny Taylor walks the aisle. With all three men in the ring, referee Junior Hale runs through their instructions and calls for the bell.
Three-way staredown to start, then Evan snaps off a superkick at Taylor. Taylor sidesteps it, but walks into a forearm from Ghosthead. Evans and Ghost each wind an arm, but Evans turns and kicks Ghost in the gut. He follows up with a knee to the face and pivots toward Taylor, who levels him with a standing lariat. Taylor sends Ghost to the ropes, but ducks his head a second too soon and gets kicked in the face. Evans, still on the mat, grabs Taylor’s tights as he stumbles back and pulls him into a rollup. He barely gets one before Ghost breaks it up.
Ghost drags Evans to his feet and slings him into the corner, following with a splash. He stuns Evans with a series of forearms and send him across the ring. He follows, but Taylor steps in front of him and plants Ghost with a spine buster. Evans hits the corner hard and bounces out. He uses the momentum to dive onto Taylor before he can cover, but Taylor moves, and Evans slams into Ghost. Taylor hits the ropes and drives an elbow into Evans’ back. Taylor drags Evans up, plants a knee in his stomach, and hooks him for the Dynamite Drop, but Ghost rolls to his knees and yanks Evans’ feet out, sending him face-first into the mat. Ghost lunges over Evans and spears Taylor to the canvas.
Taylor and Ghost roll across the ring exchanging blows. Taylor ends up on top, but as soon as he raises his head he takes a hard kick to the face from Evans. Ghost kicks Taylor off and gets to his feet, and Evans catches him with a super kick. Ghost stumbles back to the ropes, and Evans hits a diving clothesline, sending him out to the floor. Evans grabs the ropes on the way over and lands on the apron. He springs to the top rope and levels Taylor with a clothesline. He pulls Taylor up for the Way of the Future, but Taylor punches free. Taylor sends Evans to the ropes and plants him with a spine buster, but Ghost is back in to kick him out of the cover.
Ghost hauls Taylor to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut. Evans hits the ropes behind them and attempts a bulldog on Ghosthead, but Ghost anticipates it and reverses into a brutal side slam. He tries to cover, but Taylor drags him off. Ghost drives an elbow into Taylor’s stomach and sends him into the corner, following with an elbow to the jaw. He hammers Taylor with forearms, and then lifts him onto the top rope. Ghost climbs up as well. Taylor fights back, and they exchange forearms on the middle rope. Evans regains his feet and runs at the corner, leaping up to drive an elbow into the back of Ghost’s head - which causes him to crack heads with Taylor. As he drops to the mat, Evans hooks Ghost and drags him off the ropes into a rollup. Junior slides into position and counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 12:42, Chris Evans.After the match: Evans rolls out of the ring and backs up the aisle, taunting his opponents. Before he gets far, Matt Folz sprints down the aisle and tackles him, driving him into the apron. Folz gets in some kicks and stuffs Evans back into the ring. He mounts Evans and hammers him with forearms. Taylor moves to help, but Ghost spins him around and sprays him with the black mist! Taylor stumbles back into Folz, who clips the big man’s knee. Ghost pounces on Taylor, but Kai comes flying down the aisle, with Mai a few steps behind him. Kai tackles Ghost off of his partner, while Mai pulls Folz off of Evans. Evans says thank-you by rolling to his feet and snapping a kick into Mai’s head. Evans and Folz each grab an arm and send Mai into the corner, but before they can turn on each other, Taylor levels them both with a double lariat. The brawl continues until referees and officials flood the ring and manage to separate them.
Matt Folz vs. The Kai[/i]
Drink and Destroy member The Kai makes his way to the ring first accompanied by Aisha. The Kai plays to the crowd and gets a great reaction. Matt Folz comes out next, not at all impressed with Kai's reaction. He comes out to the top of the ramp, and gets a loud boo from the crowd. He grins a little and shakes his head before making his way to the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we are underway.
The Kai charges at Folz and catches him off guard, landing several stiff chops and backing him against the ropes. Kai whips Folz across the ring and follows him, Folz slides under the bottom rope and lands on his feet on the floor. The Kai, just a step or two behind Folz, leaps over the top rope and nails Folz with a corkscrew plancha. Folz writhes in agony, but The Kai is a bit worse for the wear as well. Both are slow to their feet, but both beat the count back into the ring.
The Kai pulls Folz to his feet and hits an inverted atomic drop, then catches him on the jaw with a spinning heel kick that sends Folz staggering backward into the corner to the mat. The Kai gets a running start and charges into the corner and tries a drop kick to Folz's face, but Matt falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. The Kai crashes and burns into the corner and Folz slingshots himself over the top rope and drops a knee right across The Kai’s chest. Folz pulls The Kai out of the corner and covers him, but Kai rolls his shoulder at two.
Folz pulls The Kai to a sitting position and grabs his arms and drives his knee between his shoulder blades. The Kai fights to his feet but before he can free himself, Folz reverses the move into a belly to back suplex then covers, but only gets a two. Folz releases The Kai and pulls him to his feet and grabs him, then hooks the leg for a Fisherman suplex. The Kai kicks out at two. Folz looks shocked and lays in the stomps before hitting a standing powerbomb. Folz covers again, and once again The Kai kicks out at two.
Folz shows a little frustration and at this point Chris Evans comes down to ringside mocking Folz. The Kai has recovered, and is waiting for Folz to turn back. The Kai springs to the top rope, and leaps, trying for a flying crossbodyblock, but Folz sees it coming and moves, and the ref takes the hit and goes down. The Kai is momentarily stunned, and Folz takes advantage locking in a full nelson. Evans grabs a chair and slides into the ring preparing to smash Folz from behind.
Matt has a sixth sense about it, and moves at the last second, and The Kai is plastered with the chair and falls out cold. Evans looks pissed that he missed, and turns into a big boot from Folz that takes him down. Matt then grabs Evans and tosses him over the top rope and into Aisha taking them both down. Folz shakes the ref awake, and then makes the cover on The Kai. A groggy ref makes the three count, and this one is over.
Your winner via pinfall in 15:32 Matt FolzFolz heads up the ring, pausing to laugh at Evans who is being smacked by Aisha demanding him to get off of her. The crowd boos all of this, but Folz just raises his arms in mock victory as he backs up the ramp.
Saints of Sinners vs. Stan Fulton, Mai Muyo & Ecosystem[/i]
Stan, Eco and Mai are in the ring when “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and Moose, LD and Stank storm the ring. Stan, Eco and Mai are ready though, and they meet them with an onslaught of their own. The OOWF sends every available referee to ringside, hoping to make this something that resembles a match and not Bar Fight pt. II. Moose has Mai in the corner and is lighting her up with chops to the chest, but Mai has had just about enough of that and she reverses Moose in the corner and tries to kick his head into the tenth row. Mai kicks Moose repeatedly, with the crowd cheering it all on. Finally Mai stops and Moose falls to the mat and rolls to the floor, staggers a bit, then falls down.
On the other side of the ring, Stank and Eco are glaring at one another, some OLD bad blood there. Eco catches Stank with a kick to the gut, then springs off the middle rope and tries a cross body block, but Stank swats him out of the air with a massive clothesline. Before Stank can follow up, Mai charges across the ring and catches him with a knee to the back that sends him tumbling over the top rope to the floor right next to Moose. As Moose and Stank stand up, the Muyo’s charge across the ring and dive between the ropes and slam into the Saints. All four are down, but the referee’s quickly get between them and work on ushering them to their corners.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Stan and LD have been mostly watching the proceedings, and now look at one another and slowly circle and lock up. Stan grabs an arm wringer and whips LD to the ropes, but holds on and pulls him back and slams him in the jaw with a forearm that nearly takes his head off. LD staggers but doesn’t go down. Stan tries it again, but this time LD ducks it and spins Stan around and POPS him in the mouth with a superkick. Stan just smirks and wipes some blood from his lip, then the two of them lock up and fight HOCKEY STYLE! LD slowly backs Stan toward the Saints corner and Moose reaches out and tags LD. Before Stan can slip away, Moose comes into the ring and blindsides him with a punch to the face.
Stan staggers a few steps but doesn’t go down, so Moose hits the ropes and chop blocks his knee, sending the big man to the mat. Moose pounces on him and blatantly chokes Stan right in front of the referee, breaking just before the disqualification. After a third time of this, Eco charges into the ring and catches Moose with a kick to the side of the head allowing Stan to get to one knee. Moose reaches out and tags in Stank, Stank charges in and tries a running knee to the side of Stan’s head, but Stan moves back and sweeps Stank’s leg from beneath him sending him to the mat. Stan gets to his feet and tags in Mai, then pulls Stank up. Mai climbs to the top rope and hits a double axehandle to Stank’s face that sends the big man staggering across the ring.
Mai follows him landing kicks to his hamstrings, trying to get the big man down, when that doesn’t work, she hits the ropes and drops Stank with a LARIAT. Mai covers, but Stank kicks out at one. She pulls him to a sitting position and drives several knees into his back, then pulls him up and hits a dropkick to the back of the head that sends Stank into the corner chest first, as he staggers out, Mai grabs him around the waist for a German suplex, but Stank fights the move and catches Mai with an elbow to the side of the head that sends her staggering. Stank grabs her and scoops her up and hits a POWERSLAM into the corner, then drives her to the mat with another powerslam, reaches out and tags in Moose.
Stank pulls Mai up and drops her across his knee and Moose climbs to the middle rope and drops a knee across Mai’s chest sending her crumpling to the mat. Moose kicks Mai in the head and covers, but she kicks out at two. Moose drags Mai toward her corner and reaches her arm out for the tag, taunting Eco. Eco comes into the ring, but Moose drags Mai back to the Saint’s corner.
The three of them take turns working Mai over and get near falls several times. Finally Mai is able to reverse a CANADIAN DESTROYER attempt into an ALABAMA SLAM driving LD’s head off the canvas. She lunges to her corner and tags in Stan, who comes in like a house of fire and takes out all three Saints. Stan and Eco turn the tables and keep LD trapped in their corner and show they have come a long way as a team, using quick tags and double teams to get several near falls on LD. Stank interferes several times to save his partner. Finally, LD nails Eco with a low blow as Eco was going for the FINAL CUT and tags Moose back into the match and things break down.
All six fight it out in the ring and the referee struggles to maintain order. Stan clotheslines LD over the top rope to the floor, then climbs onto the apron for a DROP LINE but as he is heading down the apron, Stank nails him with a big boot to the face. Eco tackles Stank through the ropes and the four men brawl on the outside. Inside the ring, Mai catches Moose with a BACKDROP DRIVER for a two count, then heads to the top rope and tries a MOONSAULT, but Moose rolls out of the way and Mai crashes and burns. Moose quickly rolls Mai up, grabs a handful of tights AND puts his feet on the bottom rope and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 26:04 – The Saints of SinnersOnslaught Title MatchChad Madison © vs. Tommy Wilder[/i]
Tommy Wilder comes out to a nice pop, looking more pumped up than usual. Whether that's because of the fact that this is his first title shot in a long time, or the 145 ounce Mountain Dew he just drank, we'll never know. The crowd then goes crazy as "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" hits over the loudspeaker and OOWF Onslaught Champion Chad Madison smiles and makes his way down towards the ring. Chad takes off the Onslaught Championship from around his waist and holds it high in the air before handing it to the referee. The bell rings and we're underway.
And immeadiately Wilder sprints towards Chad and surprises him with a spinning heel kick that knocks the Onslaught champ off his feet. Tommy quickly tries to press his advantage and runs to the middle rope and hits a split legged moonsault. 1.......2...... Chad gets his foot on the ropes.
Chad Madison has used his first rope breakBoth men get back to their feet and once again Wilder is quicker and nails Chad with a dropkick that sends him over the top rope. As Chad gets back to his feet, Wilder dives over the top and nails him with a tope.The crowd pops big for that. Wilder rolls Chad back into the ring, then gets up on the apron and hits a summersault legdrop. Wilder covers but Chad kicks out at 2. Wilder slams Chad down to place him in position, then heads back up to the top and goes for a frog splash, but Chad is able to move out of the way at the last second. Wilder's left knee hits the canvas awkwardly.
Chad rolls back to his feet, happy for the chance to catch his breath, and smartly starts going to work on the injured knee. Chad locks in a figure four, Wilder's face is a mask of pain as he desperately tries not to submit. Chad keeps cranking on it as Wilder reaches for the ropes and just manages to finally grab hold of them.
Tommy Wilder has used his first rope breakChad releases the hold, then drags Wilder back into the middle of the ring and goes back to work on the knee. Chad goes for another figure four, only to be rolled into a small package by Wilder. 1...2... a suprised Chad just barely manages to kick out before the 3. Chad's the quicker back to his feet this time, and takes Wilder down with a dropkick to the knee. Chad goes up top, looking to finish with the top rope lariat, but Wilder ducks and Chad goes crashing down to the canvas. Both men get back up and then take eachother out with a double clothesline.
As the referee begins to count, Dillon Walker runs in from the crowd and starts stomping on both men.
Official result: No Contest at 9:15Walker starts beating on both, before Tommy and Chad double drop kick him out of the ring. Walker decides to leave with his tail between his legs, as Tommy and Chad shake hands in the ring.
World Title MatchFirewoman © vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville[/i]
“The Devil Went Down To Georgia” plays in our good redneck friend, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, as he shakes babies and kisses hands on the way down to the ring. (Okay, the didn’t shake babies, but he did take the beer of some guy in the fron row.) He gets a good reaction, but not as strong as the one for the World Champion, Firewoman, who emerges from the back ready for a fight! The two shake hands as the bell rings, and Awesome Bill does a flip! Bill seems to think he has put Firewoman in a wristlock by doing that front flip and seems pretty pleased with himself. He has not, however, and Fire pulls him in for a short-arm clothesline!...Fire goes for the abdominal stretch, Bill tosses the smaller Fire with a hip toss, Bill off the ropes with a running boot, Fire dodges, Bill off the opposite ropes, Fire leapfrogs, Bill off the ropes again, Fire catches with a monkey flip that sends Bill sprawled! Fire looks to maybe end this quickly as she pulls the arms up for a Firestomp—
—but suddenly she spies Moosehead Jack on the aisle! He is carrying a big “GO FIRE!” sign that he has clearly stolen from a fan in the front row. Fire is momentarily distracted, and Bill pulls forward on the arms, sending Fire face first into the second turnbuckle! The Dapper Dawsonviller goes into an unusually harsh brawling mode, driving knees into the back of Fire’s head until the referee calls for separation…Awesome Bill backs up, looking for a spear…NOBODY HOME, as Fire moves out of the way and Bill goes shoulder-first into the turnbuckle post! Quick roll-up by Firewoman, good for only two, as Bill kicks out roughly, knocking Fire back into the corner…Bill pulls Fire up on his back and spins her around…and around…and around…we get up to the ninth airplane spin, and despite his “yee-haws,” Bill starts looking a little dizzy himself—and Fie takes the opportunity to spin off into a DDT! Looks like Bill did all the work in the Tornado part of Tornado DDT, as Fire goes for the cover: 1-2-no!
Moose makes obnoxious noises on the ramp to the effect of “Oh no, JUST missed it,” which appears to make Fire angry, as she pulls up the not-inconsequentially-large Bill and uses leverage to toss him with a belly-to-belly! Fire leaps up, looking for a standing Flamethrower—but Bill catches her, POWERBOMB to Firewoman! Rather than try a cover, Bill goes to the top rope and calls his shot: “FREEBIRD!” However, as Bill leaps with the flying headbutt, Fire catches him with a CODEBREAKER! (Since, y’know, it’s not like it’s getting used to beat anyone in any other company.) Fire climbs the turnbuckles herself, BEST FIRESAULT EVAR~! 1-2-3!
Winner by pinfall in 12:22…and STILL World Heavyweight Champion…FIREWOMAN!Fire has her arm raised and raises her belt proudly in the ring, jawing with Moose who hasn’t left the ramp. Moose doesn’t respond, simply golf-clapping sarcastically before tossing his sign to the ground and heading to the back laughing.
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