OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico
Wednesday, April 3rd 2013
Zane Myers vs. El Gato Furioso[/i]
El Gato is in the ring. not a good sign for him. Zane Myers's music hits and the crowd pops. He rushes to the ring and poses on the turnbuckles to a huge ovation. The bell sounds, and Zane locks up with EGF and hurls him across the ring into the turnbuckles. Zane charges in for a Stinger Splash, and EGF avoids it. Zane crashes hard and stumbles back into a spin kick. EGF whips Zane into the ropes and hits a flying forearm. Zane catches him and hits a fall away slam. EGF goes sailing OVER the ropes and lands hard on the concrete. Zane drops down and hurls him back in the ring. Zane climbs up and is met with a dropkick from EGF. Zane holds on to the ropes to avoid going to the floor, but is uneasy on his feet. EGF Hurricanrana's him into the ring and covers 1....2...NO! Zane kicks out strong. EGF hits the ropes as Zane gets to his feet, and eats a Mafia Kick. Zane pulls EGF to his feet and signals it's time for Suplex School! he hits the Delayed vertical & Gordbuster, then the Slingshot Suplex to finish it off. EGF rolls to the corner, but Zane doesn't give him any rest. Military Press Slam! Zane crouches behind EGF as he gets to his feet. TORTURE RACK! it doesn't take long for this one to be over. El Gato Furioso Taps out in about 6 seconds.
Winner, in 4:28, Zane MyersStreet FightAlexis Darling vs. Dillon Walker[/i]
Fighter plays and the crowd cheers the arrival of Alexis Darling, who looks all buisness tonight. She takes to the top turnbuckle to soak in some cheers, when Dillion runs in from the crowd,chair in hand trying to get the jump on her. Unfortunately, he isn't quite quick enough, and Lexie spies him coming and leaps off the turnbuckle with a front dropkick that puts the chair back into his face. This being a streetfight, the ref figures this is as good as any a way to start it and calls for the bell.
Dillion tries to roll out of the ring to regain his senses, but Lexie is having none of that and runs the ropes before launching a suicide dive that slams Walker into the barricade. Lexie adds in a couple of stiff forearm shots, and then backs up looking to hit a running boot. Walker still has enough of his senses left to dodge it, and Alexis crotches herself on the barricade. Walker takes this opportunity to grab antoher chair and paste Alexis in the face with a sickening thud. Lexie falls into the crowd, and Walker slides back into the ring, and raises his arms high to a chorus of boos.
The camera pans back over to the crowd and we see Alexis coming up blood streaming from her nose. She wipes some of it off on her hand, looks at it,smiles and licks it off. While Walker continues to taunt the crowd, Alexis slides in behind him. He turns and eats a strong standing dropkick. Lexie picks up the chair and goes to town. Walker is eventually ablet to slide out of the ring and Lexie goes to follow only to ear a running forearm for her trouble. Walker goes to throw Alexis into the barricade only for it to be reversed and he slams back first into it. Alexis then picks up the chair and hurls it at Walker causing it to bounce off his head and opening up a nasty gash.
What follows next is several minutes of both competitors working their way around the ring throwing punches and kicks and smashing each other with anything not nailed down. At one point Walker hops onto the apron looking to return to the ring for a breather, but Alexis pulls his leg causing his face to bounce off the matt.
Alexis slides two chairs into the ring, follows in and sets them up facing each other. Walker is slow to his feet, still dazed from the impact of earlier. Lexie makes eye contact with a camera and says "This one's for you; happy birthday brother dear". She then hoists Walker onto her shoulder with some effort, and nails a Darling Driver through the chairs! Walker is down and out. Alexis looks spent but satisfied as she makes the cover, and the three count is made.
Your winner in 15:17 via pinfall Alexis DarlingPost match trainers check on Walker as a bloody yet victorious Alex Darling makes her way up the ramp to cheering fans.
Matt Folz vs. El Jobberoo IIIBecause commentary is sometimes important, we go to the booth before our next match.
Russ: Folks, this next contest is something of a grudge match. El Jobberoo III objects to something Matt Folz did during his days with the New Guard, and expressed that displeasure by kidnapping Jaime McAllister and then attacking Matt backstage.
Razz: Between those two incidents and the bad mood Matt is in following Elimination Chamber, I would not want to be El Jobberoo right now.
Russ: Let's head down to the ring.
Back in Black begins to play and El Jobberoo III starts making her way down towards the ring. The crowd decides that anyone who hates the New Guard is good enough to cheer for, and gives her a respectful ovation. Unfortunately, the crowd dosen't warn her about Matt Folz who sprints out and attacks Jobberoo before she can even make it halfway towards the ring. Folz whips her into the ring steps, then picks her up and slams her head into the ringpost. Folz rolls Jobberoo into the ring and slides in, glaring at referee Mel Creech and saying "We're both in here, start the fucking match" Creech calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Folz picks up Jobberoo and hits a head and arm Folzplex that sends her almost halfway across the ring. A picture perfect brainbuster is quickly followed by two knee drops. You can pick up Folz saying "Now let's see who you really are, bitch" as he starts working on trying to remove Joberoo's mask. Folz gets the mask a little loose, but before he can remove it Jobberoo athletically extends a leg over her head and kicks Folz hard in the face and staggering him. Folz charges as Jobberoo gets back to her feet, only to get leveled by a lariat that nearly dislocates his jaw.
Jobberoo re tightens her mask and then goes to work with her methodical but effective old school offense. For the next few minutes she overwhelms a still groggy Folz with punches, kicks and slams. Running powerslam gets a 2 count. Jobberoo surprises the crowd, and certainly Folz, by hitting a gorilla press slam. Bionic Elbow! lands, if you weeell, and Jobberoo signals that it's time for the DDT. She sets Folz up for it, but Folz powers out of it by ramming her into the corner. Folz then buries a knee into her gut, and places Jobberoo on the top rope..... Superplex connects. Both competitors get up slowly, Folz ducks a wild right hook from Jobberoo and locks in the FOLZMISSION! Jobberoo struggles, and juust barely reaches the ropes. Folz lets go, but quickly keeps up the attack, hitting a release german suplex. Folz places her on the ropes again and hits the LAMBEAU LEAP!(Top rope Angle slam) Folz covers. 1....2.... instead of the referee's hand hitting the mat a 3rd time, Chris Evans boot hits Folz on the head.
Winner by DQ in 10:43, Matt Folz.Evans continues to stomp on a downed Folz, before pulling out a pair of brass knuckles and hitting a straight right hand that breaks Folz's nose. Evans looks like he's going to do some real damage, when he's spun around and kicked in the gut by Jobberoo, who quickly connects with the DDT. Jobberoo takes the brass knuckles from Evans, then slides out of the ring, stares at the two former New Guard members and shrugs before leaving. Evans and Folz both slowly get back to their feet, and then with pure hatred in their eyes, start wailing away at eachother. The two former partners land some stiff shots on eachother before OOWF security finally breaks them up.
Russ: My goodness, hard to believe these two were as close as brothers at one point. I have a feeling the story between them and also El Jobberoo is far from being finished.
Salvation vs. Rabbit Mask & Ricky Soaring Eagle[/i]
Both teams make their way to the ring, and Salvation is looking confident facing the dysfunctional team of Rabbit Mask and Soaring Eagle.
Eco and RSE start out at the bell, a short feeling out process followed by a collar and elbow lock up. Ricky send Eco to the ropes, Eco ducks the follow-up clothesline, leapfrog, Soaring Eagle comes back with a shoulder tackle – when he goes to follow up with an elbow drop Eco rolls out of the way – second elbow, misses, third and Eco rolls to his feet and drops an elbow of his own on Soaring Eagle! SE gets off the mat angry, and lands consecutive right hands, driving Eco into a corner. Haymaker, but Eco ducks out of the way, apparently none the worse for wear. Now frustrated, SE yells at the fans and charges at Eco, who takes him down with a drop toe hold, elbow drop, then an arm bar! Too close to the ropes, ref calls for the break.
They reset, and SE whips Eco to the ropes, and drops his head for a back body drop – Eco tumbles over SE's back, tags in Stan, then Drops Eagle with a side leg sweep before getting out of the ring. As Soaring Eagle gets to his feet, Stan drops him with a forearm across the back. Stan tosses him into the corner, Eagle has had enough and counters with the tried and true Thumb To The Eye, and escapes to tag in Rabbit Mask –
Mask comes in throwing hard kicks to Stan's legs and back, trying to chop the big man down. Stan weathers the storm and whips RM into the corner – then follows up with a corner avalanche – RM moves at the last second, steps off the bottom rope and kicks Stan in the back of the head with a jumping enziguri! Stan is stunned, but RM is favoring his bad leg after that move, and is too slow to follow up – tag to Eco who immediately rips RM's bad leg with a dragonscrew legwhip – RM is down and hurting! Cover by Eco – 1…2… Rabbit Mask kicks out!
Eco smiles and shakes his head, giving Rabbit Mask a look of "Damn, you should have stayed down". He drops two elbows and a legdrop across Rabbit Mask's leg, then picks him up and back to the ropes near his corner. Stan blind tags in as Eco whips RM to the ropes – as RM rebounds, Eco drops low, forcing Rabbit to try to leap over him on that bad leg – RIGHT into the arms of Stan, who CRUSHES the Masked One with a BACKCUT Slam!
It's all over folks – 1 – 2 – 3
Winners in 7:45 Salvation!Stank vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville[/i]
Psychobilly Freakout by Reverend Horton Heat plays and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes his way to the ring. He races around the ring and slaps hands with the fans as they cheer him wildly. Bill climbs into the ring and climbs to the second rope and downs a pint of PCPL and the crowd goes crazy. “Skin” by Nonpoint plays and one half of the OOWF world tag team champions, Stank, makes his way to the ring with a scowl on his face. He drops the tag title off at the table and steps between the ropes. Bill marches right up to him and offers his hand, this is going to end poorly. Stank just stares at him for a moment, then takes his hand and pulls him into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE that nearly decapitates Bill! The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway!
Stank measures Bill and kicks him in the mouth, sending him rolling across the mat. Stank slowly stalks his prey, and catches Bill against the ropes and puts his boot across his throat and chokes him out while the referee counts. Stank breaks at five, just before the ref calls for the disqualification. Stank backs off for a moment, and as Bill struggles to one knee, Stank charges in and catches him with a punch to the jaw that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Stank follows Bill to the outside and pulls him up and whips him hard into the stairs. Bill slams into the steel shoulder first and falls to the floor. The crowd cheers him on, and he starts to fight to his feet, but Stank charges in and catches him with a boot to the side of the head that bounces his head off the ring post and knocks him loopy – even for Bill’s standards.
Stank rolls him into the ring and lifts him for the STANK-U, but Bill fights Stank off with elbows to the face and lands behind him. Stank turns around and Bill nails him with several rights and lefts backing him across the ring. Bill tries a whip, but Stank reverses it and tries a clothesline, but Bill ducks it on the rebound and hits the ropes and connects with a big shoulder block that rocks Stank back on his heels. Bill hits the ropes again and connects with an elbow right between the eyes. The big man rocks but will not go down, sot Bill grabs his head and starts hammering him with BIONIC ELBOWS! After five, Stank falls to the mat, Bill bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across Stank’s chest and covers, but Stank powers out at two.
Bill pulls Stank to his feet and lifts the big man and slams him to the mat, then heads to the top rope and calls for the DIRTY BIRD! Bill leaps…….and CONNECTS! He covers Stank again, but once again the big man kicks out at two. Stank gets to one knee in the corner and Bill charges in and catches him with a knee to the face that stuns Stank. Bill pulls him up and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a SUPERPLEX, but Stank holds on and slams Bill in the face repeatedly with headbutts until he falls off the top rope. Bill rolls out to the apron and Stank grabs him and lifts him with a DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX! Bill hits the mat hard, and Stank gets to his feet snarling with rage.
Stank slams Bill into the corner face first, then beats him down with punches and kicks and finishes him off with a spinning fist to the side of the head. Stank backs off and Bill staggers out, he lifts him for an ALABAMA SLAM and turns it into an ALABAMA BUCKLE BOMB! Bill’s head slams off the turnbuckle and he staggers out of the corner right into the STANK-U! Stank could end it right here, but instead he pulls Bill to his feet and hits the STANKBOMB, then locks on the CATCH 22! Bill has no choice and taps out rather quickly.
WINNER in 9:54 – StankAfter the match, Moosehead Jack and LD Williams storm the ring. They help Bill to his feet……only to decimate him with DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Moose lifts Bill and KILLS him with a CRADLE PILEDRIVER! LD pounces on him and locks him in the CROSSFACE while Stank brutally kicks Bill in the face, drawing blood from his nose. Moose leaves the ring and comes back with HDB, which he rakes across Bill’s face leaving him a bloody mess. LD breaks the hold and he and Stank pull Bill to his feet, while Moose sets up a table on the outside. They shove Bill to the apron, and LD looks to hit a CANADIAN DESTROYER off the apron through the table but Salvation, Justin Sane & Kai rush out to stop it. The Saints of Sinners climb back into the ring and shake hands and celebrate while the crowd boos them loudly as the faces help Awesome Bill to the back.
Chad Madison & Tommy Wilder vs. Jeremy Punswick & Carpenter Black[/i]
“Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” plays in our friends, Cowboy Chad Madison and the dynamic dude Tommy Wilder, as the two fan favorites enter together to a big pop. Wilder does some dramatic parkour moves running along the guardrails, while Chad mostly sticks to hand-slapping and thank-you-ma’aming. Jeremy Punswick and the new guy Carpenter Black enter second, the crowd booing the less popular LBCW immigrants. (They are legal immigrants, of course, but the new AP style guide now requires that illegal residency must now be denoted in adjectival clauses, not single adjectives modifying nouns.)
Black and Madison—which sounds like either a gun or whiskey brand—lock up to start, with Black getting a power advantage as he silently pushes Madison to one knee, but Chad adjusts and tosses the Carpenter with an armdrag, and then another…Chad begins to get a rally going with fast moves and strikes, but a POUNCE like move from Carpenter Black takes the cowboy down…After a couple more power moves, Black tries to go for a pin, but he underestimates his opponent, and Chad not only kicks out but catches Black with a knee to the jaw!...As Black stumbles back, Chad goes for the tag to Wilder—who has already gone to the top rope, because he’s Tommy Wilder, and he comes off the top with a spinning missile dropkick to the chest of Black!
As the announcers ask rhetorically why anyone in the world would feel the need to add a spin in an unrelated direction to a missile dropkick, Punswick blind tags in on the stunned Carpenter Black, coming right at Wilder like a bull and taking him down…the action spills to the outside, and after Punswick takes advantage, he tries to whip Wilder into the steel steps, but Wilder leaps up on the second step and catches Punswick with a moonsault! Wilder rolls Punswick into the ring, good for two.
Punswick trades blows with Wilder as he rises, but finding it hard to match Wilder’s pace, he goes for the tag to Black after a lucky clothesline reversal to a Wilder springboard. As Black charges in, however, Wilder is right back up and giving Ol’ Strong and Silent some good licks, though the battle is even. Madison is calling for the tag, but Wilder is on an adrenaline high—and after he pops Black with a running knee, Tommy Wilder runs up the turnbuckles, no look corkscrew plancha—but he’s caught by Carpenter Black, PILEDRIVER! Wilder could have won off that shot, but the high-risk didn’t pay off this time, and Black gets the three, notching an early win in the OOWF.
Winners in 10:22…Jeremy Punswick and Carpenter Black!Christian Carter vs. Amazing Jos[/i]
It’s time for another rivalry to continue here in the OOWF as men who have fought across company lines bring it to San Juan, Puerto Rico. This past Sunday at Madness, Christian Carter continued his impressive debut run by winning his match and then following that up by indirectly causing Jos to lose his match to Jeremy Punswick. And speaking of Punswick, Jos has to be wondering what he did in a past life to have not only Jeremy Punswick join him in the OOWF but since that point Christian Carter has shown up and this past Sunday, Carpenter Black made his debut with ferocity. Jos has to have a short memory though, as he’s in for a tough night against a clearly motivated Carter. Jos is out first to a massive pop from the crowd here in Puerto Rico. As “Amazing” blasts over the sound system, Jos does the crowd-slapping entrance and flips his way into the ring. He stands and waits as 12 Stones “Soulfire” kicks in. Carter steps out from the back and rips off his hood as he stands on the stage and soaks in the boos. He reaches in his robe and pulls out a microphone.
CC: Cut the damn music.After a moment the music dies down and Carter looks towards the ring where Jos is making the bring it motion.
Not just yet Joey. See, here’s the thing about guys like you. You run your mouth when you know you shouldn’t continue to do it. You want to run me down, that’s your choice and I’ll show you in the ring how wrong you are. But you couldn’t let that be it. You forget just who I am and where I come from. And where I come from, I wasn’t alone. People may not like me, but they understand my accomplishments. And to knock me and what I’ve done, number one; it’s stupid and number two it knocks each and every one of the people who’ve been where I’ve been. So when you run down the xGw, you run down everyone. And now the fact is most of those guys don’t like me because I’m better than all of them, but they like being treated as second-class even less and that means they don’t much like you Joey. In fact, one of those guys who really doesn’t like me is here, but he’s here to help me put you in your place…hit the music.Breaking Benjamin’s “Diary of Jane” starts to play and Jos looks absolutely shocked. He’s shaking his head no as Carter smirks as he’s joined by “Joker’s Wild” Jason Allen. This is shocking to those who follow xGw and LBCW as Carter and Allen have a long and storied heated history with one another. In fact it was only recently that Carter injured Allen and put him out for a few months, but it looks as if the enemy of my enemy is my friend and in this case, Allen has joined Carter and both are pointing down Jos.
Carter makes his way into the ring and meets Jos in the center and the fists are already flying as we get underway. Jason Allen makes his way to the ring and stands in Carter’s corner as the heat in the ring could be cut with a knife. Right from Jos, lefts from Carter, knees from Carter, leg kicks from Jos and neither men are holding back; if they had kitchen sinks, they’d probably be using those as well. The passion of Jos seems to be causing him to overextend on a few of these punches and finally Carter is able to catch him with a vicious European uppercut that sends Jos staggering. Carter doesn’t let up as he tries to wear down Jos and use his emotion and intensity against him. And that’s how the first few minutes of the match goes with Carter using his arsenal to ground Jos and keep the match technical and simple. Jos keeps trying to raise the emotion, but Carter isn’t playing that game and as Jos tries to connect with a TOM SHOVE IT, CC grabs the leg…DRAGON SCREW. Christian holds onto the leg and before Jos realizes what’s going on, Carter’s wrapped the legs up; FIGURE FOUR. And Jos is caught in the center of the ring. Carter is pulling back and he reaches his hands backwards looking for extra leverage, but Allen has gotten into it with a fan and isn’t there at first. After a few checks on Jos, Allen finally turns around and sees Carter calling for extra leverage. JA reaches up and grabs Christian’s arms at just the exact wrong time as the ref looks up and sees it.
We get a break at 4 as Carter rolls to his feet and seems to already be having a disagreement with Allen. Jason nods and explains that a fan was talking shit and he was just setting things right. This discussion between Carter and Allen goes on for a bit too long as Jos is back up and he nails a dropkick to Carter’s back that sends him flying over the top and he crashes into JA. Jos starts stomping the mat and as Carter and Allen get to their feet Jos hits the ropes on the far side and then jumps on the top rope near side and jumps and twists in mid-air…SPRINGBOARD 450 takes out both guys on the floor. Jos tosses Carter back in the ring before shaking his head at Jason.
As AJ gets back in the ring, he’s all over CC. Carter is trying to beg off, but Jos is too pissed off to care and they start slugging it out once again. We get Jos in control for a little bit but again emotions get the better of him as he goes for one too many spinning back elbows and Carter ducks under one and he grabs Jos…REVERSE STO. He makes the cover…
1…Allen is pulling himself up.
2…Allen grabs hold of the ref and starts pulling.
Carter looks to the floor and wonders what the hell is going on. Allen just shakes his head as he’s still trying to recover from being landed on. CC just shrugs as he turns back towards Jos and lifts him up…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. Carter’s going to make another cover and heads towards the ropes to tell Jason Allen to send the ref back in. Allen obliges and rolls the ref past Carter at the same time he jumps up onto the apron. CC asks him what the hell he’s doing and Allen flips him the double bird…NECK SNAP across the top rope and Carter goes staggering back just as Jos gets back on his feet; LUNGBLOWER. Jos holds on and he lifts Carter up unto his shoulders SHUT THE HELL UP 2.0 (F5 Codebreaker). And before Carter can fall down…LIGHTNING KICK nails Carter in the face. Jos drops down…
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Your winner in 11:31, Amazing Jos. As Jos celebrates, Jason Allen slides into the ring and gets in AJ’s face. There’s some animated discussion between the two but finally they nod at one another and they motion towards the back together. Before they can go anywhere though, Carter’s pushing them apart and gets in Allen’s face wondering what the fuck is going on. We can’t hear specifics so we can only wonder what’s going on in both of their heads, but we do know Carter is pissed as he takes a wild swing that Allen easily ducks under and follows up with a kick to the stomach that bends Carter over. Allen faster than the eye can see lifts Carter up and locks his arms…JOKERS WILD (Styles Clash). And Carter is laid out as Allen stands over him and Jos climbs the turnbuckles. The crowd is loving this. Jos nods his head in beat to the music as he exits and leaves Jason Allen and Christan Carter in the ring. Allen finally steps over Carter and leaves as well as OOWF personnel help Carter out of the ring and to the back. It looks like just as some issues seem to get solved, more are starting.
Danny Taylor & Firewoman vs. Ghosthead & Chris Evans[/i]
Separate Entrances from Ghosthead & Evans. No shock there. Danny & Firewoman come down together to the delight of the crowd. The referee will have his hands full here, as there are crossover issues between everyone in the ring.
Start us off with Danny and Evans. Collar and elbow tie up. Evans works leverage and pushes Danny into the corner. Evans with a couple chops, then a slap to the face. Taylor is furious and spins and biels Evans across the ring, then charges across and delivers a knee to the gut as Evans was getting to his feet. Chris crawls to his corner and tags in Ghosthead. The Death Knell watches Evans roll under the ropes with some disdain and then locks up with Taylor. They trade forearm shots for a moment, which turn into "Yay, Boo" punches, which turns into the two of them just pounding each other into a neutral corner. The referee can't pry them apart and has to get in between them physically.
Ghost goes to ta in Evans, who has his head down and is not paying attention. GH tags in in the hard way, with a 'tag' to the side of the face. Evans and GH eye each other slowly and he goes back in. Danny scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then hits the ropes for a leg drop. Taylor covers, but Chris kicks out at one. Danny suplexes Evans. He pulls CE up for a butterfly suplex, but Chris sweeps the legs and starts to wrap on a sharpshooter. Danny spins and kicks him away and rolls to tag in Firewoman.
She vaults the ropes and goes right after Chris. The former FuEL mates swap forearms, until Fire gut shots him and hits a DDT. Magistral Cradle gets her a 2 count, and CE pops back up in time to eat feet in the form of a dropkick. Fire whips him into the corner, but CE reverses it and follows her in.. CHAOS THEORY OUT OF NOWHERE! Evans pulls her up and reaches out to tag Ghost. He holds Fire up as Ghost gets in the ring, GH hits the ropes, but Evans just tosses Fire to the mat before GH connects with anything. Fire goes to clip his knees from below, but GH stomps on her and pulls her up for a dragon suplex. Fire gets planted, and Ghost pulls her up and whips her into his corner. He charges in for a knee strike, but Fire avoids it, and scurries to make the tag to Danny. Ghost and Evans knock noggins as he crashes into the corner, and Evans falls to the floor.
Ghosthead stages backwards into a German suplex! Danny picks him up and hits a shoulder breaker. Somewhere Scott "Flash" Norton is smiling. Danny mounts GH and just peppers him with elbow strikes and slaps on a body scissors. Danny tries to add the rear naked choke, but Ghosthead gets to the ropes first. Ghost blocks a suplex and hot shots Danny on the top rope. Ghost turns around for a tag and.. Where is Evans? There he is! on the floor still clearing the cobwebs. Ghosthead yells at him, and Evans starts to climb back up on the apron, when he is SPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE INTO THE RING STEPS!
Russ:
Who was that!Razz:
I don't know, but whoever he is, he must not like Lionheart!As the attacker pulls himself up, we see it is MATT FOLZ!
Russ:
MATT FOLZ! MATT FOLZ MATT FOLZ! He tosses Evans over the barricade and proceeds to beat him senseless with a chair. Ghosthead sees this and hesitates, long enough for Danny to catch him from behind with a bulldog! Danny signals for the Dynamite Drop! Ghosthead backdrops him to the mat. Danny gets up and makes a tag, but Ghost turns him around and .. PHANTASMAGORIA! He has Danny locked in! Firewoman slides around and Stomps on Ghosthead's... head. She works him over even as he releases Taylor. Fire pulls him up for a Ciao Baby Slam! she hits the ropes, FIRESAULT. Cover 1....2....NO! Ghosthead kicks out! Undaunted, Fire goes to the turnbuckles B...F...E... NOBODY HOME! She crashes and burns. Ghost is up quick with a back stabber, then a Michinoku Driver! 1....2....No! Fire kicks out and kicks Ghost in the face. Tag to Danny, who comes in and hits an Olympic slam. Danny goes for the TNT, but Ghost avoids the move with the ropes. Danny breaks clean, and Ghost pokes him in the eyes and.. Small Packages him for a one count. Danny up quick and Military Presses Ghost up.. and lets him fall face first. Tag to Firewoman, who stands over him and grabs his arms. FIRESTOMP! That will do it 1...2...3.
Winners, in 14:43, Firewoman & Danny Taylor!After the bell, Fire & Danny celebrate, while Ghosthead pulls himself up on the ropes, to see Chris Evans bloodied and laying across the barricade where Folz left him.
The Kai vs. LD Williams[/i]
The Kai and LD make their appearances with the appropriate fan response and entrance music.
Bell rings, and the first four or five minutes show why both of these men are either holding a belt or challenging for one. A very fast paced series of exchanges showcasing the technically wrestling talents of LD Williams and The Kai hitting the ropes for the flippy indie stuff. LD defends it well, trapping Kai off the ropes into a swinging neckbreaker and making a pin for a one-count. Back to the exchanges, and back and forth we go a bit longer. LD traps Kai in a headlock after a short-armed clothesline, and twists him around into a sleeper hold taking him to the ground, but as he goes, Kai rolls his shoulder just...so... flipping LD over and now Kai gets him into a small cradle. LD kicks out after two and Kai kips up. Cheers of appreciation rain down on the two men, as they separate to rethink their strategy. Their strategy now seems to be 'wear the other guy down with punches and chops' because they exchange them back and forth for a while before Kai hits the ropes and flies out with ... we don't know what, since LD catches him with a kick to the gut, doubling him over and getting set for the Canadian Destroyer but no! Kai wriggles free and shoves LD toward the rope. LD bounces backward and Kai catches him into a BOARD BREAKER! One, two...NO!
LD gets up slowly, which brings a little bit of mocking from the younger Kai. LD Slaps the taste out of his mouth hard, spinning him around. Kai hits the ropes but recovers enough to use them for momentum on what might be a high dropkick, however, LD catches the legs and hits a wheelbarrow suplex! Pin and one, two, NO! Kai kicks out! At that moment, both are distracted by the arrival of Moose and Stank to "Laser Cannon Death Sentence" on top of the ramp. LD grins and turns back to Kai, who has gotten to his feet and also has noticed Moose and Stank, who are now strolling down the ramp. They climb onto opposite corners and Kai looks between the three of them. Finally he decides to focus on LD who has decided also to focus on Kai. They collide in the middle of the ring, and Kai wins the battle with TO THE SAND! He goes for the pin one, two...NO!!!! But LD didn't kick out, Moose and Stank step through the ropes and attack. They put the boots and fists to Kai and our referee calls for the DQ.
Your winner in 15:58 via Disqualification, The Kai[/i]
The beating continues for a few minutes as Moose nails Kai in the gut with HDB, but before any serious damage can be done, the rest of Drink & Destroy as well as a bloodied Alexis Darling rush out to save Kai. The Saints laugh as they roll out the back of the ring and escape into the crowd.
OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchDK Murphy © vs. Mai Muyo[/i]
Mai Muyo skips to the ring first, smiling and waving to the crowd. She poses on the turnbuckles to a loud reaction, and then stretches in her corner. The cheers continue as her opponent, OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy, steps onto the stage. DK makes his way to ring, poses on the turnbuckles, and hands the championship to referee Davis Hightower. Hightower gives the wrestlers their instructions, displays the belt to the crowd, and calls for the bell.
Handshake to start. They lock up, and DK backs Mai into the corner, Hightower calls for the break and DK complies. They circle again, and Mai drops her head and drives a shoulder into DK’s midsection. He doubles over, and Mai hits the ropes behind him and nails a bulldog. DK rolls to his feet, and Mai sends him into the corner. She follows him in – monkeyflip! Mai scales the ropes and leaps off with a cross body, but DK catches her and slams her to the mat. DK pulls Mai up and sends her to the corner, following her in with a clothesline. Mai stumbles out, and DK snaps her over with a powerslam. He hooks the leg and Hightower counts, but Mai kicks out just in time.
DK pulls Mai to her feet and sends her to the ropes. Mai springs off the second rope and clips him with a back elbow. She waffles DK with a series of kicks as he struggles to get up, and then goes to the ropes and catches him with a dropkick. She covers, but DK powers out at one. Mai rolls to her feet and locks in a front facelock. DK grabs her around the waist and tries to throw her, but Mai throws her weight back and spikes him with a DDT. She covers again, but DK kicks out at two. Mai goes to the ropes, but DK rolls out of the way of an elbow. Mai bounces back to her feet and goes back to the ropes. DK launches himself into a spear from one knee, turning Mai inside out. He pulls her up into a bearhug, but Mai claps his ears to break free. She pops him with a super kick and he staggers, but manages to grab her wrist and send her to the ropes. Mai ducks a clothesline and springs off the opposite ropes into a flying head scissors, but DK reverses that into a sitout power bomb for a long two count.
DK pulls Mai to her feet and sends her into the corner. He charges in after her, but she manages to get her feet up. DK staggers back, and Mai hops onto the middle turnbuckle and leaps. She tries for a tornado DDT, but DK hooks her and swings her around for a blackhole slam. Mai uses the momentum to float over and reversethatinto a crucifix. DK’s head strikes the mat hard, and Mai holds him place while Hightower counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 9:42, Mai Muyo.After the match: Mai rolls to her feet and immediately turns to DK, helping him to his feet. Holding his head, DK takes the championship from Hightower and hands it to the new champion. He offers a handshake, but Mai refuses, giving him a hug instead. DK smiles and raises Mai’s hand as the crowd applauds them both.
OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMoosehead Jack © vs. Justin Sane[/i]
Insane in the Membrane fires up and out comes Justin Sane for his second opportunity at the World Heavyweight Championship. He stumbles down the ramp to the ring, tries to jump over the top rope...and misses. He waves at the fans and tries not to fall down.
Scarecrow by Ministry brings out the new World Heavyweight Champion Moosehead Jack to the boos and whistles of the Puerto Rican fans who are NOT happy to see him. Conspicuous by it's absence is the World Heavyweight Championship belt which will be presented to the winner of this match.
The referee calls for the bell and Justin extends his hand...to ask for five dollars. Moose smirks, reaches into his pocket and hands it to Justin, who pockets the bill and then finds a fist in his face. Moose begins an unceremonious destruction of Justin Sane. After a flurry of punches and chops, Moose throws Justin into the ropes...BUISAKU KNEE! Moose goes for the cover...1, 2, NO! Justin...powers out? He's still down, though, and Moose hits the ropes and goes for a kneedrop that connects to the head of Justin and busts him wide open. Moose covers...1, 2...NO! It looks like Justin powered out but he didn't move...it looks like Moose just rolled off of him. Moose picks up Justin...GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Moose covers, 1, 2...NO! The referee calls for the break as Justin's leg is over the rope...but it looked like Moose put it there! Moose pounds the mat in frustration...but he has a huge smirk on his face. Moose picks up Justin and stands him in the middle of the ring...HEART PUNCH! Justin is just standing there wobbling...Moose blows in Justin's general direction and he falls down. Moose goes for the cover...NO! JI-ENDO! Justin flails a bit but he's too far gone and the referee says this one is over.
WINNER in 5:37 and STILL World Heavyweight Champion – MOOSEHEAD JACK!As the bell rings out comes the Saints of Sinners who walk over Justin and up to Moose to shake his hand and congratulate him. As Stank and LD raise Moose's hands, Justin grabs onto Stank's leg and tries to pull himself up. Stank helps Justin up and dusts him off a bit. Justin asks Moose and the Saints for five dollars. Stank and LD look at Moose, they shrug their shoulders and each reach into their tights and pull out five dollars. Justin is as thrilled as if he won the match and pockets the money. Stank then raises Justin's hand and the crowd roars..until Stank turns around and shoves Justin towards LD and he picks up Justin...CANADIAN DESTROYER! Stank shakes his head and picks up Justin and shoves him towards Moose and MHJ just smirks, he picks up Justin...RANHEI! The Saints kick Justin to the floor and are about to follow him. All this time the referee is calling for help and finally once again the locker room empties with security first and then Drink & Destroy, Salvation, and Texpress all spill out from the back. Some of the wrestlers are trying to get in the ring, but security has formed a nice barricade as Moosehead Jack and the Saints of Sinners stand back in the ring and raise their hands to the jeering and whistling of the crowd. Moose lights a cigar, which has officials screaming at him. He laughs and ignores them and calls for a mic:
Do you know what you are looking at? What you see before you, in this ring, is greatness. What you see before you, is the first ever three time grand slam champion. What you see before you is the three greatest wrestlers in the history of the OOWF. Eight world titles. Seven intercontinental titles. Twenty one tag team titles. Eight onslaught championships. Wrestlers of the year. Matches of the year…..in short, the greatest collection of talent the OOWF has ever seen<the crowd boos this loudly>
You idiots can boo all you want. The facts speak for themselves. And there is one more fact you cannot deny, no matter how much you hate me, no matter how much you detest me, I am your world heavyweight champion. And what makes this title win even sweeter? You morons CHEERED! You. Cheered. Me. You saw what I did for Fire, and you thought Moose had turned over a new leaf, that Moose was going to repent his past, that Moose was different. You fucking idiots. I am a martyr a Saint of Sinner, there’s repenting for the things I’ve done. I would do it all again, and more. And to look out at the crowd and see your idiot faces, to read the dirt rags and message boards and read how you ALWAYS thought Moose was great…….fuck you. Fuck every single one of you. Now…….Selena, get out here and give me the title I earned<GM Selena makes her way to the ring carrying a case with the new OOWF World Heavyweight title in it. She steps between the ropes and shoots a look at LD and Stank, then goes to hand the case to Moose, Moose just laughs>
Oh no. No no no. Now, I know I am not one of your hand picked champions, but you are going to show some respect to your world champion. Take the title out, and put it around YOUR world champion’s waist<Selena just glares at Moose while the crowd boos loudly. She takes a deep breath before slowly taking the title out of the case and putting it around Moose’s waist while he laughs. Selena’s eyes burn with rage and disappointment and a sense of regret the whole time, once it is done, she moves to leave the ring, but Stank and LD step in front of her. Selena’s eyes go wide with fear>
We’re not done yet Mouse<Selena turns and glares at Moose and we hear her say “YOU don’t get to call me that anymore”>
No…..I suppose I don’t. You know, you made it perfectly clear when I returned that our relationship was now strictly business. There was a time when I respected you, hell I considered you an equal. You took as much delight in the Five’s reign of terror as any of the rest of us. But now? <We see Selena yell, “I had a job to do. You made it something it wasn’t. It’s on YOU.”>
<Moose reaches into his jacket and pulls out a letter and hands it to Selena. She reads it and looks up at Moose with a mix of rage and shock in her eyes>
It’s strictly business now…….right Selena?<Selena reaches back to slap Moose, but he easily catches her arm and pie faces her, sending her staggering across the ring. She lands in a heap in the corner. Moose stands over her menacingly for a minute and Selena looks at him in horror. She reaches for the letter she dropped, but Moose steps on it and picks it up and holds it for everyone to see. Selena looks furious>
When I came back, I told you and everyone else that there was going to be change. That I was going to burn the OOWF down. I saw what it was becoming, and I was not going to let that happen. I sat back and watched as the White Hats, the supposed heroes of the OOWF got opportunity after opportunity. I sat back and watched as you made a conscious effort to give the people that would do interviews, kiss babies and take pictures with the morons in the crowd got their chances. You said it was business, but you put every obstacle in my way. You wouldn’t give me the title shot I DESERVED. Then, you throw the Kai at me, thinking he would out wrestle me and embarrass me. Well, I won his Onslaught championship. You remember that, don’t you? Of course you do. Then, at Dance of Death, you put me in a handicap match against Kai, Mai and Eco thinking they will destroy me, cripple me. That didn’t happen. I kept the title. Then, you decide that the ONLY way I can POSSIBLY get a title shot was to win the Invitational……IF my sister agreed to it. So, what do you do? You match me up in the first round against Stank, hoping he will beat me and send me to the back of the line. Then, your buddy Chad decides he wants the Onslaught title…..so what do you do? You wait until AFTER my match with Alexis Darling, and you decide that I have to defend my title RIGHT THEN…..even though I had just defended it ten days before. You stacked the deck against me, and practically handed Chad, your hand picked champion, the title<Selena just stares and shakes her head as the crowd boos loudly>
You can boo all you want…..every word I am saying is true.<Selena yells, “No it isn’t. The board didn’t want you here. My hands were tied.”>
So I win the Invitational, despite your best efforts. I get Fire to agree to the match. I sit through your bullshit psychobullshit session with Dr. Sid. The whole time, I am telling the Board that you have lost the ability to be impartial. While you are screwing me out of MY opportunity, these two men right here, two men that you once called brothers, couldn’t get another tag title shot. They had to wait almost TWO MONTHS to get their shot, and that only happened because Power and Glory left the OOWF. I told the Board, you were corrupt, but they wouldn’t listen. All they cared about was the fact that you ran the OOWF, you made them money. It IS a business after all, all business, nothing personal……right Selena?<Selena stares daggers into Moose>
Then, I finally get my shot. I wrestle a clean match and I win. And what do you do? You steal the OOWF title. You grab it and run off like a thief in the night instead of awarding me the title I had just EARNED. Chad Madison gets personal congratulations when he wins the title. When Fire won the title, you fawned over her greatness. DK Murphy, Danny Taylor the list goes on and on. But when someone who won’t cowtow to you or the board wins……complete disregard, if not outright disrespect. Stealing the title…..stealing MY title sealed your fate<Moose holds up the letter again and walks around the ring. He takes a long drag from his cigar and blows the smoke at Selena who just stands there trembling with rage>
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sure you are wondering what this letter is, so I will tell you. It’s a clause of my contract that the OOWF in all of their unending stupidity forgot to remove after I had it entered. This letter is informing our General Manager that she is being terminated by the OOWF. Effective immediately. Because guess what, if you’re not with me and mine that means you’re against us. And right now, WE have the power to do as we please.<Moose turns and glares at Selena>
Now get the hell out of OUR ring. Actually, don’t go too far though.<without a word, Selena leaves the ring and stands on the ramp. Her eyes are wide with anger and she looks like she is going to snap. The crowd boos Moose loudly and throws garbage into the ring. Moose just laughs>
Again, boo all you want. I warned you all. I told you I was going to burn this place to the ground, and that starts right now. You see, the Board only cares about ONE thing, and that is making money. And even if they didn’t want this, they don’t have a choice because the Saints run the OOWF now. Our new General Manager is a genius when it comes to money. He engineered the revival of the PHWF. He planned a war with the OVOOWF to destroy that and consolidate power. More importantly, he has turned the PHWF into a money machine…….Razz: Oh no…..he can’t mean….
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, if this is……I can’t believe he would do this! He made my return to the OOWF possible. That’s right, this was our plan from the very start. What amazes me is that no one put two and two together. Oh, the part about the Board not reading my contract is true. They just accepted that the Saint was a worker that they could use, they never bothered actually looking to see whose name was on the contract. We counted on that, we knew after the PHWF won and the OVOOWF would be no more, there would be chaos. We fully planned on taking advantage of that. There are no accidents in business. Ladies and Gentlemen……the NEW General Manager of the OOWF…….Mr. LJ BENNETT!<Bennett comes out and soaks in the boos. He starts to head to the ring and sees Selena shaking her head no. We see her glaring between LJ and Moose with a mix of rage and disappointment. As LJ is about to pass Selena his arm snaps out and shoves Selena flying into the barricade. He laughs as she rubs the back of her head. LD climbs the ring steps and climbs into the ring. He walks up to LD and Stank and offers him their hand. They eye him carefully before shaking hands with him, then LJ turns to Moose, they shake hands and embrace in the middle of the ring and Bennett raises Moose’s arm and points to the title. The boos get even louder, if that is possible, and more garbage litters the ring. Bennett takes the mic from Moose>
Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is LJ Bennett. You may remember me from the War. I told you then that I would crush the OOWF……it took a little longer than I thought, but GM the Rick……gone. Davin Moreland…..gone. And now GM Selena……gone. Those who crusaded against me are gone. What remains from that era has been screwed over repeatedly by the new regime. You see, I sat back and watched, I saw what was going on. When the New Guard showed up, I saw the writing on the wall. I knew they wouldn’t be able to affect the change they wanted. They were destined to flame out because of inner struggles. But what I did see was people like Stank. People like LD Williams. People like Moosehead Jack being relegated. It was not always direct, it was very subtle, but it was there. “Stank is finished.” “LD Williams should just retire already” “Moose is just an old dog who should be put out of his misery” I heard all this being said……and what amazed me was that…….no one defended them. Management never came out in a show of solidarity saying that THESE men were the FOUNDATION of the OOWF! That these men were LEGENDS! Their silence spoke VOLUMES! While the New Guard could not destroy the Old Guard, the Legends…..they planted the seeds of discontent. These men had to PROVE themselves! Moose listed their accomplishments earlier, and their resume speaks for itself. What you see in this ring is the new era of the OOWF…..the era of Greatness. The era of the Saints of Sinners, and the OOWF is going to burn<Moose laughs and takes the mic back>
And if you don’t believe us……..then you haven’t been paying attention. Trust me<Moose, LD, Stank and Bennett share handshakes again and celebrate in the ring, the crowd is about to riot. As they leave the ring, Selena escapes around the side of the stage as the crowd surges toward the ring, and Moose continues to taunt the fans. Fearing someone might get stabbed, Bennett calls security and they surround them all and slowly head back to the back. Moose holds the title in the air with both hands and continues taunting the crowd like a wild man>
Razz: What does this mean for the OOWF?
Russ: It means…….the OOWF as we know it may well be dead Razz<fade to black>
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