Midweek Mayhem(4/3)Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico

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OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico
Wednesday, April 3rd 2013

World Heavyweight Championship Presentation[/u]
If Moosehead Jack retains the title over Justin Sane, he will be presented with a new OOWF World Heavyweight Title

OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u]
Moosehead Jack (c) vs. Justin Sane

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u]
DK Murphy (c) vs. Mai Muyo

Street Fight[/u]
Alexis Darling vs. Dillon Walker


Ghosthead & Chris Evans vs. Danny Taylor & Firewoman
LD Williams vs. The Kai
Stank vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville
Amazing Jos vs. Christian Carter
Chad Madison & Tommy Wilder vs. Jeremy Punswick & Carpenter Black
Matt Folz vs. El Jobberoo III
Salvation vs. Rabbit Mask & Ricky Soaring Eagle


Card subject to hypnosis via Rosa Mendes dancing

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<Moose is in the Saints of Sinners locker room celebrating his world title victory with Stank and LD. Beer is being sprayed everywhere, and copious amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Moose staggers away for a moment and hears his phone going off, he pulls it from his bag and checks his messages>

Congrats champ. Burn it down. - C

<Moose smirks and puts his phone back, and returns to the celebration>

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Jeremy Punswick walks into the Saints of Sinners locker room. Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at him.

Puns: I just wanted to drop by and congratulate you guys on your wins tonight. Stank, LD, you guys were awesome tonight. Salvation didn't stand a chance. And Moose, you proved that you are THE MAN around here tonight. I also wanted to let you know, if you guys ever need a hand with anything, I'm officially offering my services. Just let me know if I can lend a hand. Anyways, Congrats again, and I'll let you all get back to your celebration.

Puns walks out of the locker room. He sees Carter walking out.

Puns: .....

He decided that it isn't worth it to even say anything. He turns around and walks out of the arena into the night.

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Backstage from the PPV, Carter goes to congratate Moosehead Jack when Jeremy Punswick walks out...he goes to say something but turns and walks away. carter stands the and with a loud tone says "Your Welcome". As Carter was about to go inside an official comes up to him and states that Salina Gomez would like to see him asap. Carter gives a *Darby*sigh and heads to her office. As he knocks on the door she tells him to come in and as he does he notice he isnt the only one in. Amazing Jos is sittlng in a chair in front of her desk. She tells him to sit and he does.

Before we get this little meeting started d...I want you to know I was very skeptical of this but Wednesday you two will face each other. Now before you tear each other up you two will be flying to Puerto Rico for appearances and autovraphs. As two of my newest employees i want you on your best behavior. I dont want a repeat of your confentation at E3 or do I have to let you two watch that tape? Now get out!

Carter gets up and walks out...and Jos follows. As they walk out the door Carter turns to Jos.

ou know what you fucking prick...That woman in there doesnt know our past as she thinks she does. And I could care less about what we did in LA but lets get one thing straight...I am going to hurt you on Wednesday...Im going to put you in the hospital. These past few weeks of me putting my mark on this company will be nothing compared of wbat I am going to do to you. 4 months I have been waiting for this opportunity. 4 months Jose I have been waiting until I get my hands on you and when I do...you will regret ever knowing the name Christian Carter. You will regret ever fucking with me and regret ever taking my xGw World Heavyweight Championship and the unified LBCW Heavyweight championship because no matter what...I am better than you Jose. No ands if or buts about it!

Jos is standing there with a smile on his face as Carter looks at him. He reachea into his bag and pulls out the LBCW world heavyweight championship.

Yo puta...this...this is why Im better than you and this reason alone is why you will lose at Mayhem. Now take your money grubbin bitch ass away from me or we'll have E3 all over again and this time no lawyer will get you a get out of jail free card bitch! Peaces douche!

With that Jose walks away from Carter and the camera fades to black.

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~~~ Chad & Zane are boarding the OOWF Plane to San Juan, Puerto Rico (Cheap pop) the morning after MADNESS. ~~~

Ticket Agent: Boarding pass please

~~~ Zane hands them to her ~~~

Ticket Agent: yes, First class boarding now.

Chad: First Class?

Zane: Bridgette thought you deserved a treat today.

Chad: Sweeet!

~~~ They head to the First class section, and as they open the curtain, Zane asks him a question and chad turns his head. He does not see Firewoman, Alexis, Ashley, Spencer, Tommy Wilder, Amazing Jos, Danny Taylor, The Kai, DK Murphy & a Gaggle of RSNFJ's ~~~

Everyone: Surprise!

~~~ The group breaks out singing 'Happy Birthday' and then laugh Chad clears his throat with a smile when they're done. ~~~

Chad: Thanks everyone that was really lousy. (he turns to Zane) YOU did this?

Zane: No. Bridgette's idea. She and Fire put it all together.

Chad: Too bad she had to miss it.

Zane: You know, her and airplanes don't go together.

~~~ Firewoman comes running up the aisle and hugs Chad ~~~

Firewoman: You only turn 30 once, you know.

Chad: If this is what it is like, I might turn 30 tomorrow too!

~~~ Everyone laughs ~~~

Zane: And... I got you something.

Chad: You? Sentimental?

Zane: Something practical. Something you can use later on.

Chad: Oh?

Zane: Yes. Here.

~~~ Zane hands him a small envelope ~~~

Zane: Open it.

Chad: Now?

~~~ Zane nods, Chad opens the envelope and finds a piece of legal paper, Chad reads it quickly, then high Fives Zane! ~~~

Chad: Seriously?

Zane: Yes. Effective immediately. Texpress can ride again

Chad: Awesome!

Zane: You still have a Championship to defend, so i'll be working over some jobbers & getting the ring rust off. When the time is right, Texpress Will Ride Again.

Chad: Are we trying a new catchphrase too?

Zane: Thought we'd see if this one catches on. You like?

Chad: Not bad at all.

~~~ The party goes on for a bit. Chad is hugged and kissed by all the SFJ's and everyone eats, drinks and be's merry. Zane and Firewoman approach Chad with a small trash can. ~~~

Zane: One more thing

Chad: What's this?

Firewoman: you'll see (She produces her Zippo)

Zane: You get the honors (Holds up his Manager's License)

~~~ Chad smiles, and lights the license, then drops it in the trash can. The crowd cheers as it burns. The camera zooms in on the flames and we fade away ~~~

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Fire sits down on the plane looking at the empty seat by the window where Alex would have normally been sitting, and sighs. She starts to doze off as the anti-anxiety medication starts to kick in. Or she would. Alexis taps her leg to make her move so she can sit in the empty seat. Fire frowns at this but lets her.

LD: You know...I will never understand you two.

FW: Me two who? Chad?

LD: No....I mean...yeah, but no. You and Moose.

FW: Oh.

LD: I have been mad at Alexander before....REALLY mad. But I would never--

FW: Yeah, well different family lives, ya know?

LD: Don't start that privilege crap. You know very well--

FW: I do. And you had each other to lean on. Father of the Year was really good at playing us off against each other, at least for a while, and then we were separated so young. If we'd stayed together we would have been more like you and Alex....well.....no, that's gross.

LD: Hey!

FW: Kidding....well, no, it's still gross.

LD: So where is he?

FW: Moose? I assume he's sitting in the back with Stank and LD.

LD: No...Alex.

FW: I told you what--

LD: What, but not where. Quorra says you didn't even tell Lucky.

FW: Need to know basis.

Fire is clearly starting to get drowsy.

LD: Quorra also said you told her that you wanted to keep his locatoin a secret because the cult that Ghosthead was in might still have survivors that want to bring about the end of the world, so they'd go after Alexander in his weakened state.

Fire doesn't answer, as she's fallen asleep, medication taking over. Alexis just shakes her head and looks out the window.

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Pilot has turned off the seatbelt sign, and Tommy wanders over to Chad and Zane – TW – Hey man, congrats on the big 3-0! And on the match. Too bad they only gave us two overtimes. We were just getting warmed up!

Tosses Chad and Zane bottles of Aquafina. He has a bottle of Water Joe.
CM – Yeah, but there might not have been much left of either of us for this week's match. We got Punswick and Carpenter Black.

TW – Carpenter Black? This some sort of invasion or something? Like half some other feds roster is showing up….

Zane – I got tape on them both. You boys can check it out after we land. So, relax TW – Chad and you got styles that work together. Should be fine with a good game plan.

TW – Cool – hey, speaking of relaxing – a bud of mine in San Juan is setting me up for some fun when we get there. You guys want in?

CM – This ain't involving skateboards, wakeboards, squirrel suits, ramps, ½ pipes or anything like that, is it?

TW – Nah. Nothing technical. Got a pig roast too! C'mon with!

Zane – OK, we're in, as long as we don't have to do nothin' fancy.

TW – Like I said, nothing technical at all. Easy as falling off a bridge! Pick you up after we settle in at the hotel!

Wilder heads back to his seat
Zane – He DID mean falling off a log, right?

CM – Two words, Zane - Tommy. Wilder.

Zane – Crap.

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~~~ The celebration has wound down, and Chad and Zane are seated across from each other, each nursing an Aquafina Zane has his laptop out. He calls over Tommy, who is chugging a Mountain Dew Kick Start ~~~

Zane: So I put together a montage of this Carpenter Black fellow. not a lot of tape out there on him.

Chad: Figures

Tommy: How did you find all of that?

Zane: You've got to know where to look.

Chad: He's really good at this part.

Tommy: So I see. So, what's the game plan?

Zane: Something right up your alley, Tommy

Tommy: Oh?

Chad: We use our speed and agility, keep them off balance. Black's a big man, he won't be able to chase us.

Zane: But if he catches you... it'll be a problem.

Tommy: So don't let him catch us, easy enough.

Zane: Which means your timing off the ropes and such has to be Perfect. Now Punswick is more of a mat guy, but he's athletic.

Tommy: I've had my run-ins with him already

Chad: So have I.

Zane: Then you know how dangerous he is. I think you two will do well together, but you need to work on some timing together. Punswick and Black have that already, so they're a leg up on you.

Tommy: What about you?

Zane: Not sure. who I'll face. Bridgette files all the papers before she set sail, but I haven't seen the card updated. It'll be one of the PHWF's finest I'm sure.

Tommy: Well good luck on the comeback. Kind of weird you being back and not tagging with your partner there.

Chad: It is, but you and I have some unfinished business to take care of.

Tommy: (smiling) That we do man. Wish we could have kept going at MADNESS

Chad: You know I was up for it. Maybe it's a sign, you aren't supposed to win this Championship. maybe you need to set your sights higher.

Tommy: I'll take whatever shots I can get.

Zane: Even at Moose?

Tommy: I'll go after whoever they put me in there with. I've faced Moose before. I've bled with him before.

Chad: Really thought Fire would beat him. Moose threatening to burn this place down was eerie.

Zane: Yeah, usually his rhetoric can be dismissed, but not this time. He's clear headed and more violent than ever. Not a good combination for the OOWF. For any of us.

Tommy: Saints of Sinners, Now Punswick's got his little group coming over here. Not a good time to be a good guy around here it would seem.

Chad: As long as they don't Mess With The Bull

Zane: Or Texpress Will Ride Again

Tommy: And they'll find out Gravity Is Optional

~~~ Fade ~~~

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*Tommy Wilder and Chad Madison are sitting together, discusssing thier game plan. Zane gets up to head to the restroom.


*As he's walking up the aisle, he bumps in to a slightly intoxicated Amazing Jos, who is walking the other direction.

Jos: Sorry boss, didnt mean to step on your "J's".

Zane: No worries there bub, not sure if weve formally met, names Zane Myers. *Shakes Jos' hand*

Jos: Chads partner right? Anyone from Texas is a friend of mine! *Both lock bullhorns* Was about to hit that ol horndog up, right quick.

Zane: Hes a few rows down, to your left, you cant miss him! Ill be back in a few. *Begins walking towards the restroom*



*Amazing Jos walks down the aisle and catches Tommy and Chad still talking it up.

Jos: Wassup yo?! You two got a minute?!

Chad and Tommy in unison: Jos! *Both give Jos dabs*

Jos: I know im still a little new here, so im kinda adjusting to the no violence rule on this plane. Theres about 3 douches whos asses I want to kick sooo badly.

Tommy: I now it sucks bro, just keep the vibes mellow til we touch land.

Chad: You have every reason to be rattled up, just keep it cool til we get off the plane.

Jos: Punswick and Carpenter Black deserve to get their asses handed to them. Im pretty sure I wont be able to touch them when I get off this plane or even at the next show.

But.... I got an idea. *Wink!

*Tommy and Chad look at each other, a little confused.

Im pretty sure you guys dont know shit about the New Age of the Dawn.

Tommy: Zane just got us some tapes on the Dudes.

Jos: Yeah, tapes are cool, but they can only get you so far. What do you know about "The Reaper"? What do you know about Punswicks technical battles with Stephen Rogers Locke or Mark Dixon? Did you even know Carpenter Black and Punswick were on opposite sides of the xGw|LBCW feud?

*Both Chad and Tommy look at each other, signaling they are beginning to understand where Jos' is going with all this*

Jos: If I cant get my hands on them and whoop their asses, might as well pass what knowledge I know about them, to you guys. Maybe you can do ol' Papa Jos a favor and molly whoop them all over that arena on Wednesday?

Chad: Right on brother!

Tommy: Gnarly!

*Both give dabs, once again, to Jos, before further discussing Carpenter Black and Punswick*

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Fire is sleeping. Alexis appears to have gone somewhere. The INC is in close but Fire begins to jerk. At first it's like she might be having a nightmare, but as she slowly wakes up, it's clear that it's because someone was kicking the back of her seat. Not hard. Just enough though. And repeatedly. Fire finally wakes up, although groggy and looks around the seat with her eyes half open to see a smiling Moosehead Jack.

FW: Ugh....I figured last night was just an early April Fool's joke.

MHJ: *not grinning* No, Fire...I meant every word I said last night.

He gets up and comes around, climbing over Fire to sit in Alexis's seat.

FW: *ooof* Seriously?

MHJ: Fire...It wasn't just a work for the crowd.

FW: ...

MHJ: ...

FW: I...I know....Thank you.

MHJ: Now come back and have drinks with us and celebrate.

FW: Celebrate you beating me? HA!

MHJ: Celebrate that we aren't fighting?

FW: Well....maybe later...these drugs plus the other ones I'm on...don't go too well with the alcohol.

MHJ: Yeah...you're slurring your words quite a bit.

FW: Yeah. I feel all .... like the misty place.

MHJ: *concerned* you do?

FW: Not quite...but close.

Fire appears to be falling asleep again.

MHJ: Okay....well, then--

FW: That's three.

MHJ: Three what?

FW: Three times.

MHJ: Three times what?

FW: I think I was dreaming...there was blood everywhere...

MHJ: Focus, Fire...three times what?

FW: Oh...three times you were there for me.

MHJ: Oh really *batistalaugh* I thought your main point was that I was NEVER there for you.

FW: Don't be silly, Jackie. There was in Japan, when you took me to the temple...after.....

MHJ: So you believe that was me? And that I didn't--

FW: And then....after Vegas.....and then now. So there.

MHJ: As far as Vegas goes--

A shadow falls over them as Alexis Darling is standing, arms crossed, in the aisle.

LD: You're in my seat.

MHJ: Sor-ry, just hanging with my sister.

Moose gets up, climbs over Fire again. Fire this time doesn't say much as she's back asleep already. Moose pulls the brim of her New Jersey Devils cap down on her face, then makes an exaggerated move of showing Lexie the way to her seat as he steps into the aisle.

LD: Fire may be basking in the glow of your allegedly brotherly love right now, but I'm not buying it for a second. Step just the slightest bit out of line where she's concerned and if she doesn't make you pay for it...I will.

Moose and Lexie share a moment before Moose just smirks and heads back to the heel section of the plane. Alexis glares at him while he goes and then careful gets back in her seat.

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*ding*

The bell over GM Selena dings. A random SFJ, serving as a stewardess, I mean flight attendant, comes over.

RSFJ-FI: Yes, Selena?

GMSa-T: That's MRS. al-Takriti to you slut. Have you interviewed Kai yet?

RSFJ-FI: No Mrs al-Takriti, I was getting dinner prep...

GMSa-T: No excuses! Dude just won the FIRST EVER OOWF Elimination Chamber. Plus he's been quiet lately and that always scares me. Now shoo, go, interview him and junk!

She turns towards the Kai's seat...

GMSa-T: Oh! And change perfume. You smell like a whore.

A few moments later...

RSFJ-FI: Kai, I was wondering...

K: Fine ass piece of pie wants to join the Mile-High Club? The Kai is down with that.

Kai's about to get up, but A'isha grabs his arm to prevent him.

Aa-T: You're still recovering.

K: And the Kai needs some sexual healing. Don't be a Block.

Aa-T: Did you just call me a c*ckblock?

K: No, the Kai called you a Block. This is a family show.

GMSa-T (from across the plane): No it's not! We're cool!

Aa-T: What do you want?

RSFJ-FI: I'm supposed to interview the Kai about his win.

K: Well why didn't you say so?! Pull up a seat here next to the Kai. Danny was sitting her but he's too stone drunk to remember where he was sitting. There shouldn't be any dog crap from Shotglass, but ya never know with Danny. Sit, woman.

She sits down and pulls a microphone from... somewhere. You can use your imagination for that one.

RSFJ-FI: Kai, you defeated five of the top OOWF Superstars to earn a shot at new OOWF World Champion Moosehead Jack and Straight Outta Li'l Compton. What are your thoughts?

K: First of all, damn that sucked. The Kai still has bruises where the Kai should NEVER have bruises. That match was brutal. But as always, the Kai came out on top, because the Kai is the best thing going today. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aa-T: We need to cut down your caffeine.

RSFJ-FI: Any comment on Danny Taylor Dynamite Dropping you?

K: Oh yeah, the Kai owes Danny and he knows it. But this is the big time. This is the OOWF. This is the WORLD Championship, so all friendships are out the window and we both knew that going in. He'll get his don't worry, but we're all good. The Kai has mad respect for his brutha from anutha mutha. Danny Taylor is an honorary member of the Hawai'ian Nation. He has the cool kids club card. But the Kai will get him. He'll see it comin'. Even if only for a second.

RSFJ-KI: And what about new champion, Moosehead Jack.

K: THAT bastard. Once the Kai got the red mist out of his eyes from Ghost Monkey Ass-Face, what did the Kai see? The Kai saw that crazy ass mutha as champion. Well IT DOESN'T MATTER which Quinn the Kai gets in Compton. The Kai is on a path. The path shoots straight up into the air. And at the end of that path is the Kai. As World Champion. The Kai is gonna bring that belt back to Hawai'i and the Nation will celebrate! They'll be shouting from the rooftops! KAI KAI KAI! And MOOSE HEAD SUCKS! Moosehead Jack, you birng your A-game. You play all the mind games you want, 'cuz the Kai knows your monkey ass is gonna. It's what you do. But remember this. The Kai was trained... by the Master. You know him well. You know what the Kai is talking about. So do what you must. The Kai will just laugh. And then, come Compton, with the millions...

Crowd from Somewhere: ...AND MILLIONS!

K: ...of the Hawai'ian Nation screaming and crying. You know why they'll be crying? 'Cuz they can't all have the Hawai'ian Kielbasa, btu that's another topic! Moosehead Jack, the Kai will check your candy ass into the Smackdown Aloha Hotel. And you can keep your ass there for all the Kai cares.

IF YA SMELLLL...

Plane: SHh!

K: The Kai has to do his catchphrase!

RSFJ-FI: Actually, I have one more question...

K: Oh, you're getting on the Kai's nerves now. What is it?

RSFJ-FI: This week, you faced a long-time ally of Moosehead Jack in LD Williams...

K: Ya know what? The Kai likes LD Williams. Sure, he's got a few screws loose, but we all do. The Kai doesn't quite understand Canadians, with their cold weather and refusal to leave it, but to each his own. LD Williams, well he isn't a GOOD man, but the Kai feels LD Williams is an honorable man. The Kai is certain LD Williams won't be a punk ass bitch and try to help Moose Candy Ass Jack by trying to take out his challenger. LD Williams is too good for that. He's a legend. But he's still gonan eat a Reef Bottom. And the Kai is gona lay the smacketh downeth on his Maple Leaf ass. Count on it. Write it up. Press it. Cook it. Eat it. Do whatever ya want with it, 'cuz the Kai said it, so it shall be done. Namaste bitches. #WINNING!

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IF YA SMALLLLALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!

Plane: SHHHH!!

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*Some random fitness center*

We see Alexander Darling being stretched out by a physical therapist as he grunts in pain. He still has a pretty heavy knee brace on as the therapist works on his ankle. After a couple more groans, there's a blooping sound on Alex's nearby iPad (Yay sponsors are back). Alex motions the therapist away and picks up the device and hits the Accept Call button. As the INC rotates around behind Alex we see the adorable face of Mickie Moreland staring back.

Mickie: Unky Alex. HIIIIIII

Alex: How's my favorite niece?

Mickie: Berry Berry good. Daddy takes me out to the park every day. And I play OOWF The Video Game as Auntie Lexie and Auntie Fire and kick all the yucky boys *gets very quiet* asses.

Samantha: HARPER MICHELLE MORELAND!!!

Mickie: Oopsies. Bye Unky Alex.

Mickie runs off screen and we see Samantha pick get in front of the camera.

Samantha: How's the other black sheep doing?

Alexander: Been better. This rehabbing sucks but I'll be back strong.

Samantha: Take your time. Don't rush. If you go back too soon, you may realize that your body or your soul isn't ready for it.

Alexander: I'm not gonna lose my smile sister. Speaking of the S-GOAT, where is he?

Samantha: Had some publicity with the Sox for opening day at some TV and Radio stations and he had to finalize our arrangements for this weekend. Are you gonna make it?

Alexander: I'm not allowed to say it out loud for fear of the Mayans following me, but I'll be there. We got the two big boxes right?

Samantha: Yea. Not sure why we need both.

Alexander: Well, we got the families, the extended families since Spence & Ash will wanna bring D&D. Fire will probably invite Chad & Zane & Bridgette, plus all the workers and friends who will be in town. It should be a blast.

Samantha: So am I allowed to know where you are right now or what the big secret is?

Alexander: Lexie hasn't told you?

Samantha: Kinda, not really. She's got a lot going on in her head and she won't say it, but she misses you and needs you back probably almost as much as Fire. I bet you feel it too, you two balance each other when one is down, the other will pick em up. But no one's picking her up right now. Spence & Ash have tried but it's not the same. Vic doesn't really get it. And Fire probably could but she's got her own stuff with her brother.

Alexander: Don't get me started. I can't believe he won and he's the champ of MY company now. I have to get back before he ruins everything.

Samantha: Well remember what I said. Make sure you're really ready before getting back. Heal up. And I'll see you soon brother black sheep.

Alexander: Will do. Give my precious niece a kiss for me. Love ya sister black sheep.

They both bloop out as Alex is about to get up, there's another bloop on the screen. Alex throws a towel at the INC.

Alexander: This one is private. So shoo.

*Static as we fade*

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**SFJ#47 sits down across from L.D. Williams.**

SFJ#47: “L.D., Kai had some things to say about your match this week.”

LDW: “I know - he’s not sitting that far away.”

SFJ#47: “So…your response?”

LDW: “Ya gotta love The Kai - he gets it. And truth is I agree with most of what he said - there’s a reason I keep a home in Columbia. As far as taking him out for Moose - if Moose needed me to do that, I’d take the title from him myself.

The only point where I disagree is the ending of the match - I forsee a Canadian Destroyer in the Kai’s future - maybe more than one.

SFJ#47: “Speaking of which, you‘ve shown a new - or should I say old - more violent side. Obviously that‘s Moosehead Jack‘s influence.”

LDW: “Not at all. Everything I do is my decision, no one else’s. As you said, this isn’t new - it’s a return to form. Joining the Saints was a homecoming for me. As for the violence, we are the OOWF’s trial by fire. The strong will survive and the rest will burn.

Wednesday night, the end begins.”

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*DK Murphy walks down the aisle and sits next to El Jobbero.*

DK: Nice work against Carter. He's a big man with a lot of skill. You came close.

EJ: Yes.

DK: I see you've trained with someone who knows a lot of old-school moves.

EJ: Yes.

DK: You know you have Matt Folz this week?

EJ: Yes.

DK: The man has a really impressive record, he's tough as nails, and he'll do anything to win. Know what I mean?

EJ: Yes.

DK: Against a crafty veteran like him a person who loses control of her emotions might run in to trouble.

EJ: I guess so.

DK: I know so.

EJ: Not my problem, anyways.

DK: Really?

EJ: Really.

DK: I'm thinking of the Pat Summit incident.

EJ: No idea what you're talking about.

DK: Fine, be that way.

*DKM gets up to walk away, then turns back and extends a fist. El Jobbero looks at him from behind the mask, then reaches up for a fist bump*

DK: Good luck at Mayhem.

*EJ nods, and DKM walks away*

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The scene opens up with a view of first class of the plane that is carrying all the OOWF superstars towards San Juan, Puerto Rico. There you see Christian Carter, the newest member of the OOWF roster, and already part of the crowd. There are champagne glasses everywhere, and the stewardess is getting the place cleaned. Carter sits and unable to sleep. He see’s Jack, passed out, with the OOWF title on his shoulder. A few others are also awake, and are aware that they are about to land. Just as he turns to look, the lights come on, and the pilot announces the landing.

5 minutes pass, and the plane has landed, and eventually stops at the terminal. Everyone gets out as quickly as they can to get through customs. Being wrestling stars, going through customs doesn’t take long as normal travelers. Carter makes it through customs, and gets his luggage from baggage claim and heads to get a cab. A few others are already there, waiting, and he manages to get in with them on their way to the hotel.

Carter gets out of the cab when it pulls up to the hotel, and he gets out. He gets a high class suit, and heads to his room. He has 6 hours until the meet and greet appearance that he has to share with that jackass Jos. He gets to the room, and immediately heads to the bed, and crashes. He could never sleep on planes very well, so he would have to get as much sleep as needed for this appearance.

It felt like only ten minutes, when his alarm went off, seeing that he had two hours before the meet and greet, so he got up, showered, and cleaned up. He would usually put on a traditional Armani suit, but being that he knows how hot it is in the PR, he decided to go with jeans and a nice loose button up shirt. Carter heads to the downstairs, and motions to the cab and gives him the address to the arena where the show is, as well as the meet and greet.

As the cab pulls up to the place, he can see the fans standing outside lined up for what could only be described as if American Idol was holding auditions…thousand upon thousand have come. He gets out, without being noticed, and heads to the wrestler’s entrance area. He walks up and sees a few officials here, and with 15 minutes to spare, Carter grabs a bottle of Dr. Pepper, and sits down. In the meantime, Jos walks in and looks at Carter. Carter stands up and gives Jos the appearance he’s not impressed. Jos walks to the area where they will head to the meet and greet, and you can hear an announcer state that they can unlock the doors. You can hear the crowd come in and as doing so, the announcer is telling the people to stay in line, and that the wrestlers will be out.

Carter stands up, and drinks the rest of his drink, and grabs another one, as he heads for the entrance. The arena, a baseball stadium, is big, and with thousands of fans it will be a long process. The announcer then begins his welcome speech, and then informs the crowd that they have two individuals who will be facing each other her tomorrow night. He announces Amazing Jos to the area, and Jos, looking all smug at Carter walks out, to an enormous cheer. Carter gets to his place, and then it’s Carter’s turn.

“Please welcome, the newest member of the OOWF roster, a 21 time tag team champion, a 3 time World Heavyweight champion, and the longest reigning xGw World Heavyweight Champion ever, Christian Carter!”

There are some boo’s that can be heard, but to his surprise, a lot of cheers. Carter walks out, and sees the entire left side of the stadium filled, as well as theleft side of the field. Police were blocking off numerous areas, so they could not get in. In the middle of the field, the OOWF ring is already set up, without the ropes, and two steel steps with hand rails on each side for the people to get in and out quickly. Carter makes it up to the ring, and sits, next to Jos. Jos, still with a smug look on his face turns to Carter.

Red: “Yo douche bag, don’t think for a second, that I’ve forgotten what you’ve done to me these past few weeks, especially on Sunday.”

Carter: “What the fuck are you talking about Jose…I didn’t lay a hand on you.”[/blue]

Jos: “No you distracted me so your pals could get the sneaky victory.”

Carter: “My pals? Jeremy? I don’t think so. You must be high right now to think I would do anything to help that egotistical jackass…and I had no idea Reaper….I mean Black was coming. I was just waiting for the match to end, that’s all. You know Jose, since being here, I haven’t needed anyone’s help to get to you. No one.”

Jos: Because you have no backup puta…no one will come to help you. Boy, tomorrow, I’m going to light you up like a big fatty, and beat you yet again.”

Carter: “Jose, the only thing you’ve lit up was your DoJo…and you know, you even tried to blame that on me…You alk about back up…where’s yours? So How is Noah Jose?

This seemed to rub Jos the wrong way, and he stands up…the crowds starts to cheer, as Carter stands up too. They’re staring at each other’s eyes, as if they seem to be peering to each other’s souls. Officials and Security get in between them and eventually calm the situation.

Carter: No wait, even better…how’s Matt? Oh, I’m sorry, we won’t be seeing him either, are we Jose…Why is that, oh that’s right, YOU KILLED HIM!

Jos is very pissed, and it takes security to hold him back. Then he remembers, no confrontation. He knows Carter is trying to get him to do something.

Jos: I’m not going to let you get to me that easily. Carter…I’m going to destroy you tomorrow, and nothing or no one can stop me.

Jose, I’m going to destroy you tomorrow…I have 4 months of anger and hatred built up for you. You have done the one thing no one else at that time had done, and was beat me.

You did it twice, and how that even happened was beyond my disbelief…tomorrow, I make that pain go away…I make that hatred and anger dissipate…I make you my personal bitch…because Jos…I have a new future ahead of me…a new world…with everlasting life! When I beat you, you will beg me to be part of this life….you my friend, will beg…on your knees!

Carter sits back down, and gets his hands ready for the long haul…it seemed the crowd seemed disappointed that nothing happened, and the crowd starts to move, as each person gets up to get an autograph and pictures! Scene fades to black.

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[BookerShark]

Fire sashays into Selena's office, looking...well, amazing. She sits down and props her feet on Selena's desk. Selena looks up, over her glasses and then stops whatever she is working on.

GMtSa-T: Wow...you look...amazing.

FW: Thank you...I know.

GMtSa-T: No I mean...long match, long flight...are you going out?

FW: Duh! Puerto Rico is hopping. Lots of those special clubs I like.

GMtSa-T: Oy...*eyeroll*

FW: Child brides should be less judgy.

GMtSa-T: I was eighteen.

FW: Barely.

GMtSa-T: I thought you weren't "going out" anymore, or at least while Alex was gone.

FW: *shrug* Changed my mind. Plus there's a santero here I'd like to see.

GMtSa-T: I don't see why you need to prop your feet on my desk to--

FW: There's a slight oversight on this week's card. Specifically, my rematch.

GMtSa-T: Oh, that. Well, that's no oversight. You're not getting a rematch Wednesday.

FW: Selena...I do remember being commissioner. I was a damn fine one and I know it's fairly standard that--

GMtSa-T: It is and you'll still get one. Look, let me show you the original run sheet.

She gets it out of her desk. It looks like this

OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Moosehead Jack/Firewoman vs. Justin Sane
Street Fight
Alexis Darling vs. Dillon Walker

Ghosthead & Chris Evans vs. Danny Taylor & Firewoman OR GH v. CE v. DDT v. MHJ

FW: Okay, that doesn't have--

GMtSa-T: Right. Because first, we didn't know who would win.

Kayfabe winks at them both and leaves.

FW: So I don't get--

GMtSa-T: Also, you'll recall the LAST TIME you two feuded, you were both out of commission for weeks. So our contingency plan was to put BFE against Saints of Sinners by themselves, and have Ghost, Evans, and DDT be a three way.

FW: Okay....

GMtSa-T: Since we thought there was no way both of you would be fit to wrestle, and fairly good chance that NEITHER of you would be.

FW: Ah..... so....

GMtSa-T: So we made promotional material for those three possibilities, but NOT for the extreme unlikelihood you'd both be alive.

FW: Ah....

GMtSa-T: So you will get your rematch next week. Promise. If Vince doesn't steal you away.

FW: No worries. I'll be hanging out backstage, and I'm sure he'll try--

GMtSa-T: Not going to hang in the Darling Luxury skyboxes?

FW: Naw...Alex won't be there anyway.

GMtSa-T: No?

FW: I don't think taking him to such a high profile place is a good idea.

GMtSa-T: Oh right. Mayans.

FW: No...I've been keeping tabs on him at....where he is. He's workign hard on rehab but he can't take even a weekend off or he'll delay his recovery. Besides, I haven't seen him in forever, so I would be willing to bet I would set him back a few weeks.

Firewoman smiles, and Selena giggles.

GMtSa-T: I know! When I don't see Omie for a while I just go CRAZY.

FW: Um..yeah. Anyway--

GMtSa-T: I'm surprised Vince lets you anywhere near the place after the...you know....

FW: *shrug* Yeah, well, it's one of the highest selling DVDs, so I guess there's that.

GMtSa-T: Are you sure he's okay with you going? I mean, if Jericho is getting your passes and such...

FW: He hasn't said he's not fine with it so I assume it's okay. Besides, it's not like we're going to DO anything. He'll be busy with the actual show, I'll just be hanging out.

GMtSa-T: Yeah, well don't sign any contracts. We need you here, and I need you to rematch with Moose and take the belt back before he does something annoying with it.

FW: You got it.

Fire gets up and leaves and Selena goes back to her work.

[BookerShark]

*Firewoman is walking out of Serena's office as El Jobbero is about to walk in.*

EJ: Firewoman, it's an honor to meet you. You opened the door for women in this company, and other places as well. Five years ago I would have been asking you for an autograph.

FW: And now?

EJ: I'm looking to beat you in the ring, like everyone else here. Times change, stuff happens. Still, kisses.

*El Jobbero walks into Serena's office, leaving a somewhat perplexed Fire behind.*

[BookerShark]

*El Jobbero strolls into Serena's office*

EJ: You wanted to see me?

GMS: About your match with Matt Folz...

EJ: Hey, thanks!

GMS: Don't thank me, thank the board. Apparently your management consultant influenced them to have you move up the ladder prematurely.

EJ: Oh, OK.

GMS: I gather you have an issue with Matt, but keep it clean and in the ring.

EJ: No problem.

GMS: By the way, who is your management consultant?

EJ: No idea - never knew I had one until now.

[BookerShark]

We see a visibly annoyed Matt Folz standing by himself and holding a microphone.

MF: I'd like to address this to my former partner Chris Evans. Were you dropped repeatedly on your head as a child? Eat too many paint chips before the match? Or are you just a moronic, egotistical jackass? I, against my better judgement, was working with you. We were this close to eliminating the biggest threat in the match. It was a fucking elimination match, not one fall to a finish, who gives a shit who pinned Ghosthead? Then, after you get eliminated.... a prediction I nailed, by the way... you decide to attack me for no reason other than jealousy and cost me the number one contenders slot. Chris, you've crossed the line from just annoying me to outright pissing me off. The next time you and I meet in the ring, I'm not just going to beat you, I've proven time and time again that's no problem. No, the next time you and I face off, I'm going to HURT you. You brought this all on yourself pal.

Now, I'd like to say a few words to our new World Champion. Moose, I give you all the credit in the world, that was one of the best matches I've ever seen. I didn't think you could pull it off and you proved me and every doubter wrong. Congratulations on your victory. But I'd like to remind you of something: When you and I faced off in the finals of the Invitational, you didn't beat me, you won because of my mistake. Remember that one of us walked out of the ring without a scratch, and one of us was carried out unconcious. I'm going to eventually get a title shot, I damn well deserve one, and when I do, I won't make another mistake, believe me on that.

Folz throws the mic down and walks away as we FADE

[BookerShark]

*The members of Drink and Destroy have settled into a table at the current Destroyitarium. Danny and The Kai, showing no hard feelings from their brutal match, clink glasses with the rest of the crew as they down a round of shots. DK Murphy then taps DVD on the shoulder, and they step away from the crowd*

DK: So you didn't pull any strings?

DVD: I don't even know who she is, which is another topic for discussion.

DK: Cool, but I have to talk to Lexie.

*DKM walks over to the corner of the bar, where Alexis is sitting by herself.*

DK: Great match!

LD: Great match for you.

DK: Great match for both of us. We pushed each other to our limits, left nothing behind, and gave the fans a great match. Listen, I know a little something about being overshadowed by better-known relatives, but you can be proud to be who you are. Whenever we meet again, I plan to win, but that's because of who I am, no disrespect to you.

[BookerShark]

*fade-in to Chris Evans, who has finished watching the Matt Folz promo*

Evans: Aww, what’s wrong? You seem a little mad there, Folz. Yeah, I screwed you out of the title, big deal. You and I both know that you would have folded under the pressure and dropped the ball like you always do anyway, so if anything, I did you a favor and saved you the embarrassment of failing to win the big one yet again. Or maybe I did it because I just like being a dick to you. Either one works, really. But if you really wanna do something about it, go bitch about it to our GM, wait in line like a good boy, and I’ll take care of you when I feel like getting around to you.

But this week, I get to team up with Chalkface and go up against Silent Bob and the former paper champ, Firewoman. Gotta say, I kinda like having Moose as the champ. You never know what that crazy bastard’s gonna do, and I for one don’t have any intention of getting in the way of his fun. At least not yet, anyway. Maybe he can help wipe out some of the competition around here, do both of us a favor. Hell, maybe the two of us can go take care of Folz.

Actually, I kinda like the sound of that. Bring the HDB, Moosey, I’ll bring the Jamesons, and we’ll make a day of it. Give it some thought, champ.

*fade to black*

[BookerShark]

Ecosystem is pacing backstage anxiously, when he is approached by Mai.

Mai: There you are! You've been avoiding me, ani. What's going on?

Eco: What do you want me to say?

Mai: ...Nothing? Tell me how you're doing?

Eco: Look, I just...I'm sorry.

Mai: Shit, what did you do?

Eco: You already saw. I lost.

Mai: ...you're apologizing for losing a match?

Eco: Yeah.

Mai: Junichiro, brother, I love you dearly, and I know you're sometimes sensitive about your win-loss record, but you have lost matches before.

Eco: But I let you down. Look, I could make excuses. Stan was the one who got pinned, sure, but we're a team--

Mai: Let's note that Stan only got pinned after he got half-concussed with a steel pipe. There's a limited amount you can do when that happens, Junichiro.

Eco's eyes flash and his voice changes slightly.

Eco: No. There's actually a lot I could do.

Mai: Sure. Train more.

Eco: Not what I meant.

Mai: (sigh) I know, and I appreciate that you're restraining yourself...but if Moosehead Jack can win the championship in an Onslaught Rules Ironperson match, then you can probably win the Tag Team Championships cleanly, even if the other team isn't really on board. Okay?

Eco: ...I mean, I've been trying, but--

Mai: No buts. Is this for me, or for your ego?

Eco: It's for Stan too.

Mai: I think Stan has been pretty clear. Now I have to get ready for my match.

Mai walks off, but Eco calls her back.

Eco: Mai?

Mai: Yes?

Eco: I just wanted to say, um...you know, I still don't think you can win the Intercontinental Championship.

Mai: (hurt) Oh thanks, brother. That means a lot.

Eco: No wait, sorry, I meant...that even though I doubt you can do what I couldn't...if something really unusual happened, and there was big upset--I mean big, like if Florida Gulf Coast had won the whole NCAA tournament--

Mai: Uh huh?

Eco: --I wouldn't be jealous. I would be proud.

Pause.

Eco: But, I mean, I'm proud of you anyway. So, y'know. Whatever.

Mai: ....Thanks.

Eco: You're welcome.

Mai bounds over and hugs Eco. We haven't seen them do that in months.

Mai: One question.

Eco: Yes?

Mai: Did you feel that you had to say that because even Moosehead Fucking Jack is being nice to his sister?

Eco: I CANNOT BELIEVE MOOSEHEAD JACK TURNED FACE.

Mai: He didn't turn face.

Eco: Oh yes he did! Motherfucker can't get out of this one. Respect to the sister and apologize for the past, raising her arm, finally moving past the Alex thing--

Mai: You're just begging for him to jump you now.

Eco: Yeah, beat up Cannibal Dictator over here. THAT'LL make you a heel.

Mai: (throws her arms in the air) I'm just going to tell Stan to keep you in line.

Eco: Do you think I have to put his birth name on the Face of the Year nominations? Does Jack stand for Jonathan or Jacqueline?

FADE

[BookerShark]

Firewoman is SITTING~! drinking coffee. Moose comes and joins her. She growls at him but he just laughs.

MHJ: Rough night?

FW: I'm a little out of practice.

MHJ: Seminary students? Newly minted Catholic priest?

FW: No, no, nothing like that. There was a fete last night, and so there was drumming and dancing...actually, they don't call it a fete here, but same difference. Ellegua kept "blessing" me with rum...

MHJ: What does that mean?

FW: It means....It means I need more coffee, is what it means.

MHJ: Done.

Moose produces a fresh coffee for her. Since she's done with the cup she has she grabs it eagerly.

FW: This....this is nice.

MHJ: What?

FW: Not killing each other.

MHJ: Oh yeah...I suppose you'll be headed to New York after the match?

FW: After the non-rematch match?

MHJ: Yeah...I'm not thrilled about that either

FW: I know. And yeah, I got a charter flight, and then I'll go hang with some old friends from the indies before the big show.

MHJ: Sounds like a plan.

FW: ....

MHJ: ....

FW: You could come with.

MHJ: What? No.....

FW: No, it'd be fun. We always talked about that when we were little, and now we're old enough and have the money and connections to do it and--

MHJ: I am NOT hanging in the Darling skybox.

FW: But you said--

MHJ: I said I was not going to rail against it anymore, but that is a VERY far cry from all holding hands to say grace around the table at Thanksgiving.

FW: But--

MHJ: Don't push it, Fire.

FW: Okay...

Fire looks down into her coffee, looking very much like a disappointed 6 year old. Moose looks and it appears it makes him uncomfortable.

FW: He won't even be there.

MHJ: It's the whole family, Fire. Look I know you have this ... obsession ... to rebuild the childhood we never had, but...I just can't, okay?

FW: Okay....

Fire keeps looking down. Moose shifts uncomfortably in his chair.

MHJ: Look....when we get...will you quit looking down like that?

Fire looks up through her eyelashes.

MHJ: When we get to the mainland and we're close....we can stop by the restaurant in Mentor...see Sean and....mom and dad.

He practically has to force out the words "mom and dad." Fire looks back down at her coffee.

FW: No we can't, actually. Restaurant closed.

MHJ: It did?

FW: Yeah...dad never was real big on things like bookkeeping, and then there were health code violations that never got addressed....so it went out of business a few months back.

MHJ: Oh...that ... kind of sucks.

FW: *sigh* so dad fell off the wagon again, which made him get all punchy, so...*sighs again* ... and mom basically took off and no one knows where SHE is....not even Aunt Robin.

MHJ: Who?

FW: Mrs. Moreland.

MHJ: Oh...right.....

FW: ...

MHJ: ...

FW: ...

MHJ: Well....I guess...I dunno, I can't say I'm surprised. Quinns reverting to form, and all that....the more things change, the more they stay the same.

FW: Yeah...

MHJ: I know you're probably disappointed, all that meant more to you than it did to me.

FW: You know....you'd think I would be but....*shrugs* It's just another thing.....Like I know it SHOULD make me angry or sad or whatever but...it just...IS.

MHJ: Hmmm...

FW: What do you think that means?

MHJ: .....

FW: ...

MHJ: That the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Firewoman nods. Moose gets up, pats her on the shoulder and walks away.

[BookerShark]

*Ghosthead is holding an Eight Angle Pose as demonstrated by this guy -

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*His wife walks in as he transitions into a Dragon Fly pose like this guy -

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Shannon - Feeling better?

*Ghosthead straightens his body into a handstand and allows his legs to fall toward Shannon flipping him into an upright position, He looks down at her as she hands him a towel.*

Ghost - I have recovered from my injuries, wife.

Shannon - Good. How about within?

Ghost - My uchigawa no seishin is unabated. My trials from Japan have helped. Though there is nothing from my trials in Mexico that I can draw upon that will allow me to deal with yet another pairing with the one who roars as a lion to hide the fact that he is a cub.

Shannon - That's what Firewoman called him.

Ghost - Excuse me?

Shannon - Cubheart. She used to call him that back when he was following The Five around hoping to get noticed.

Ghost - My brother's old group.

Shannon - Wow. Sibling reconciliation must be in the air.

Ghost - Explain.

Shannon - You called Lucas your brother.

Ghost - He is my brother.

Shannon - There was a time not so long ago where you said otherwise.

Ghost - ... ... ... I was... livid. He is the only who has ever been able to to tip the scales to such a degree. I am more balanced now. There is no shame in admitting we share the same mother.

Shannon - Right... so... are you ready for your match?

Ghost - I am prepared.

Shannon - Shall we go make nice with your partner for tonight?

Ghost - To what end? What will happen... will. It is a distraction at best. I should be World champion. Had I won the Elimination Chamber it would have increased the odds of my being just that. But perhaps it is best this way. Twice The Kai has bested me. Once for my Onslaught Championship and now The Elimination Chamber. Should he find himself World Champion... spoiling his day will be sweet. There will not be a third time for him regardless. The hour of my ultimate triumph is coming. I will be the OOWF World Champion... no matter who holds the title when I come to claim it.

Fade

[BookerShark]

*Backstage, in front of OOWF camera's....

SFJ: Jos, any words before your match today!?

Jos: History has a funny way of repeating itself.

The first time I pinned Carter I shut down his company, xGw.
The 2nd time I pinned Carter I unified the xGw and LBCW title, erasing one of the last pieces of xGw history.

3rd time is gonna be the charm, but unlike those other times, i'm putting Carter away for good!

He has nowhere to run, nowhere to hide and no one to back him up.

I dare someone to come out and stick their nose in our business tonight.

Punswick, i'm talking to you, ya bearded lady! Let's see how tough you are when no one is backing you up, cheap shotting me?!

The OOWF fans were cheated of witnessing a massacre on Sunday. I promise to make it up to them tonight!

Carter, this is the last time you will walk in "your world" and it will be the end of your "existence" in OOWF! Tonight, I'm showing the world why the word "Amazing" is in my name!