MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Hephzibah, Georgia
<No pyro, no music, we simply see the Rick walking down the ramp to the ring side by side with Thim Reynolds. A Ninja camera/soundman allows us to follow the conversation.
TR: of come on the Rick. I've got a match later . . . this is bullshit and you know it
tR: don't give me any more crap Thim. I need someone to try this new kid out and after that little stunt you pulled on me last week you're pulling double duty tonight. All you've got to do is work a quick match with the kid - you should have no problem with him anyway but just see what he can do
TR: OK the Rick, just this once
tR: if I say you're doing this every week from now on you're doing it . . . just remember who pays your wages Thim
TR: we'll see THIM REYNOLDS vs. TY TANIUMThim climbs into the ring with local boy Ty Tanium and the ref calls for the bell. Ty moves in for the collar and elbow tie up which Thim goes for but you can tell he's half arseing it. Ty pulls a standing switch and grabs a hammerlock. Thim tries to reach round to grab Ty's hair but Ty synchs the hold in tighter, shoving Thim forwards, ramming him into the turnbuckle. The ref calls for the break and Ty releases clean. Thim steadies himself, turns around and smiles at Ty. Ty heads in for another lockup but this time Thim isn't taking things easily. Thim immediately hits his own standing switch and then plants Ty hard to the mat with a full nelson power slam. Ty grabs his back but Thim drops and elbow across his throat, kicks him in the chest to roll him over and grabs the Reflex-O-Lock. Ty starts tapping almost instantly and the ref calls for the bell but Thim doesn't release the hold. The ref moves in to try and pull Thim off and the Rick is shouting at Thim from ringside to release his hold. Instead Thim twists his entire body around viciously and the ring mic picks up a sickening crack and Ty begins screaming and clutches his ankle. The Rick enters the ring and begins shouting at Thim who is now stood over the screaming body of Ty Tanium.
tR: what the hell was that Thim!!! You've broken his f*****g ankle.
TR: hey, you wanted to see what the guy could do . . . well looks like he's pretty good at screaming
<Thim leaves the ring still laughing while the ref, the Rick and several EMT's take care of Ty in the ring.>CORAX vs. MARK VANDERCollar and elbow tie up and Corax forces MV into the corner. Clean break and they lock up again. MV snatches a hammerlock and Corax elbows him twice to get free. A little rope running and MV actually puts Corax down with a shoulder block. Corax turns onto his stomach and MV drops an elbow to the small of his back. Corax stalls on the outside and MV fakes a dive before nailing Corax with an apron run clothesline. MV rolls Corax in and nails a spring board leg drop for 2. MV grounds and pounds Corax and hits him with a drop kick to the head. Somersault senton/Standing Moonsault combo gets MV another 2. Corax bails to the corner and pulls the ref towards him. MV stops his assault and Corax low blows him. Hot shot onto the ropes leads to a neck breaker and a concentrated attack on that body part. Corax gets 2 counts off a DDT, a flipping neck breaker, and an ace crusher. MV fights back and breaks out a few arm drags and a beautiful cross body for 2. Jumping DDT is blocked, and then countered as Corax destroys MV with a brain buster. Somehow, MV rolls the shoulder at two. Corax puts a little extra torque on a chin lock variation then elbows MV in the neck three times before going for the cover. Corax applies a grounded sleeper. After a tortuous minute in the hold MV fights his way out and goes buck wild on Corax with punches, kicks, a spring board drop kick and finally a modified leg sweep DDT that nearly gets the three. MV attempts the Head’s Up~!!! but Corax runs to the corner and uses his momentum to send MV crashing head first into the top turn buckle. Unassisted enziguri drops MV to his knees and Corax kills him dead with a Shining Wizard. In what is becoming the norm for him, Corax does not cover. What’s this? He’s pulling MV up and drives him to the mat with a vicious twisting neck breaker. Quick as a feline on methamphetamines, Corax transitions into the rarely used, but very effective Trickster’s Trap~!!! MV struggles for a few moments but the concerted attack on his neck has reached fruition and he taps. WINNER BY SUBMISSION: CORAX. Corax begins to walk away, but stops, nods his head and pulls MV up. A second Shining Wizard~!!! Transports MV from Dream Street to Coma Avenue.
WINNER in 13:19 Corax
AUSTRAROO vs. ERIC O’MACAustraroo comes out first to “Falling Apart”, and it looks like this young superstar is already starting to really win the crowd over - especially the kids who start a “ROO! ROO! ROO!” chant. Austraroo sets up in the middle of the ring as “All my Life” cuts loose and Eric O Mac appears at the top of the ramp, looking pretty disgusted with the whole situation –
Once EOM gets to the ring – and he takes his time – he takes up the mike…
“Man, WHY I am wasting my time in the OOWF “Junior Division”? I am Eric O FREAKING Mac – I should be a contender for any damn title I want – but instead I get stuck wrestling YOU? You would think with all the inbreeding that goes on in Georgia, The Rick could find at least one other midget for you to…” Suddenly The Aussie Luchador launches himself at EOM, hitting a satellite head scissor, and sends him out of the ring to the roar of the crowd! Eric immediately rolls back in the ring, charges Austraroo who ducks EOM’s clothesline and responds with a dropkick to the knee, and as EOM drops to the mat, follows up with a basement drop kick! EOM rolls out of the ring again! The crowd starts chanting “Roo! Roo! Roo!” and he responds, flying over the top rope with a flying cross body! Austraroo rolls Eric back into the ring, going for the fast cover, but EOM kicks out at 1. Back to a vertical base, EOM stops Austraroo’s momentum with a hard European uppercut, then a second. Short-arm clothesline by Eric O Mac, followed by an Irish whip into the corner. EOM follows up with a corner charge, but Austraroo is up and over, rolling EOM up for a fast 2 count! Both men are up, and EOM lands a HARSH right hand to the temple, staggering the high-flying Australian! The match continues with EOM’s power versus Austraroo’s speed, with neither man gaining a clear advantage. EOM gets multiple a couple falls, but just can’t put the newcomer away! Eric gets more and more frustrated, and grabs the referee by the shirt, demanding that he count faster – the ref threatens EOM with a DQ, and Eric lets go, begging off and apologizing… As Eric turns around, it’s Austraroo with a missile drop-kick, sending EOM to the mat! He turns on the speed now, hitting a flip leg drop, then an enziguri as EOM get to one knee, followed by a hurricarana on the staggering EOM! EOM is down and in the corner! As EOM pulls himself up, Austraroo hits a flying knee in the corner, planting it right into EOM’s chest! COVER! 1, 2 – EOM gets a foot on the ropes! Now it’s Austraroo’s turn to get frustrated, and he drops a knee across the bridge of EOM’s nose. He takes a couple steps back, and signals for the Roo-Kick! Here it comes! At the very last second, EOM side steps the finisher, using Austraroo’s momentum to pull him into a snap spine buster – EOM covers a stunned Austraroo, and when the ref drops down to count puts both feet on the ropes for leverage, AND grabs the tights! – Austraroo can’t kick out! 1, 2, 3!
WINNER in 12:38 – Eric O’Mac
SERAPH vs. AX-MAN - Steel Cage MatchBoth participants enter the ring and stay away from each other while the cage door is secured, they're obviously watching each other closely for blindside jump. The ref calls for the bell and Ax dives in and hits Seraph with a single leg takedown and follows it up quickly with a pair of elbows to the face before Seraph begins fighting back and he moves off. Seraph gets to his feet, wipes his nose with the back of his had and stares a hole straight through the laughing Ax. Ax dives in again for another single leg but this time Seraph is ready for him, catches the back of his head and brings up a vicious knee into Ax's face putting him down onto the mat. Seraph drops and misses an elbow and both men climb back to their feet. The next lockup turns into more of a power struggle, eventually won as Ax backs Seraph into the ropes and then head butts him, smashing the back of his head into the cage wall. While he's stunned Ax whips Seraph across the ring and smashing him into the cage wall again, this time face first - busting Seraph open after only 4 minutes of the match. Seraph wipes the blood from his forehead and looks into his now bloody hand. Seraph looks up at Ax, fire burning in his eyes, and totally flips - charging at Ax and spearing him to the mat. Seraph unloads on Ax who rolls across the ring to try and escape but succeeds in simply hitting the side of the cage. Seraph plants a couple of knees into Ax's back and then runs the ropes in order to hit the back of Ax's head with a baseball slide, crashing his face into one of the main support pillars of the cage and busting his forehead wide open. The ref holds Seraph back for a few seconds while he checks on Ax, who groggily gets to his feet, and Seraph uses the time to run the ropes again and leaps towards Ax. Ax notices barely in time and drops to the mat causing Seraph to fly straight into the side of the cage. The ref begins a count and both men make struggle but make it to their feet at around an 8 count. There then follows 10 minutes of both men doing as much as possible to smash each others faces into the cage until they are both entering classic 0.9 Muta crimson masks. The end finally comes after Seraph hits Ax with a suplex but rather than put him down onto the mat he suplex's him straight into the side of the cage and then simply lets go causing Ax to crash head first in the ring apron. Seraph drags the stunned Ax into the ring under the ropes and covers him for the win in 21.08
WINNER in 21:08 - Seraph
THIM REYNOLDS vs. UNCLE ENTITYBoth men come out, and begin jawing and finally the bell rings and we start with a collar and elbow lock up. Neither man can get and advantage and break. Lock up again and this time TR gets the advantage and takes UE down with a belly to belly suplex. Thim drops and elbow and floats over and attempts to lock on the Reflex-o-lock, but UE quickly escapes. UE with a hard clothesline and TR is down and UE mounts him and punches away, but TR stops the flurry of punches with a poke to the Eye. TR Grabs UE and nails a DDT. Cover but UE kicks at two. Thim locks on an arm bar but UE somehow makes it to the ropes and TR is forced to break the hold. Both men are up and soon TR is down after a UE dropkick to the knees. UE drops a knee across the forehead of TR and goes for a cover, but TR kicks at 1 ½. UE picks up Thim and nails him with a DDT.
TR powders out holding his head and neck. The ref begins to count TR out, but he makes it back into the ring at 8. TR is back in and both men go toe to toe, trading suplexes, punches kicks and pin attempts. After an Irish whip into the ropes UE attempts a clothe line and misses and TR locks him up in a spinning toe hold and floats over for the reflex-o-lock, but somehow UE COUNTER INTO THE CRUCIFIX IN THE Middle of the ring!!!! After about 15 seconds TR is forced to submit. WINNER by submission at 8:07 Uncle Entity.
FIRECHILD vs. MR. JEALOUSMr. Jealous walk to the ring with new music playing “ I Disappear” by Metallica
& wearing a new t-shirt ,on the front, 2 green evil eyes & on the back , SILENCE
With blood dripping off it. Jealous stands in the middle of the ring with a mic in his hand, HE’S GOING TO SPEAK! But he just looks around then smashes the mic of the mat,
Stand there with the glare in his eye like he’s going to kill someone.
Firechild starts things off with a stiff slap to Mr. J and then follows up with a series of kicks. Firechild trips him up and starts to work the knee over. Jealous just powers out of a leg lock, and gets the fisherman’s suplex to retake control. Jealous chokes him out, however, and the ref gets very close to a 5 count and a DQ for Mr. Jealous. Firechild sees an opening and sneaks in diving should block to Jealous knee, Firechild then locks on an STF. Jealous is just too strong though, as he powers out, so Firechild rams the knee into the mat and goes back to work on it while Jealous tries to fight him off. Firechild goes for what looks like a Nagatalock, but Jealous fights him off again. Firechild keeps coming, and it costs him, as he walks into a belly-to-belly to the outside!. Mr. Jealous follows Firechild to the outside and sends FC straight into the ring post. He picks up Firechild, and drops him right on the guard rail before heading back into the ring. Jealous taunts the crowd as Firechild slowly makes his way into the ring, and when he does Firechild walks into a MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER that gets a long two count. Jealous goes to the chicken wing on the mat, but Firechild powers him into the corner to break. Jealous tries for a suplex, but his knee looks to be giving out on him. He goes for a body lock on the mat instead, which he turns into a gut-wrench suplex for two. Jealous rides him on the mat with bridges, into the body lock again. Firechild fights up and head butts out, then smartly dropkicks the knee. Firechild goes for a more traditional dropkick, but Jealous sees it coming and just steps out of the way. Jealous goes for a suplex again, but his leg starts to buckle. He tries for it AGAIN, but Firechild counters to a DDT in mid-move. Jealous is slow to get up as he holds his knee, and Firechild takes the opening to nail the Shining wizard for the 3 count!
WINNER in 14:01 Firechild
UNDERDAWG & BLACKDRAGON vs. THE ESTABLISHMENTThe Establishment stride confidently to the ring. Blackdragon is out next, but stops outside the ring to wait for his partner. As Dragon turns to watch Underdawg’s entrance, Morte flies over the top rope with a suicide dive that drives BD to the floor. Morte rains forearms down on BD’s head until he eats a boot from UD. Underdawg starts to pick Morte up, but gets leveled by a clothesline from Endo. Morte and BD are both back on their feet, they lock up and BD gets the advantage, rolling Morte into the ring. BD turns and kicks Endo in the head, forcing him to release the claw hold he had on UD. BD rolls into the ring, where a recovered Morte drops a knee on his neck. The referee, realizing this is about as close to control as he’s gonna get, calls for the bell to start the match.
Endo and UD make their way to their corners as Morte slings BD into the ropes and levels him with a spinning leg lariat. Morte drops a leg and makes the cover. 1…2…kick out. Morte picks BD up and throws him to the ropes. This time, BD ducks an elbow, comes off the opposite ropes, and hits a flying burrito with enough momentum to flip Morte right over before he hits the mat. BD rolls to the corner and tags in the big ‘Dawg. UD bounces off the ropes and drops a leg on the back of Morte’s head. He picks Morte up and drives him to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. UD drags Morte to his feet and throws him into the corner, gets a running start, and barrels in with a clothesline, but Morte manages to move (well, actually, fall) out of the way. UD hits the turnbuckles hard, and Endo nails him with a running lariat from the apron. Endo heads back to his corner, grabbing Morte’s hand and dragging him along. UD shakes off the cobwebs and turns around just as Endo tags himself in. The children of a similar gimmick meet in the center of the ring. Endo with a shot to the head that UD no-sells. UD with a soup (dog-? milk-? whatever.) bone, also no sale. The two men trade blows repeatedly, until UD catches a punch, wrings the arm, and levels Endo with a clothesline. UD, still holding on, drags Endo to the corner and climbs the ropes. Endo attempts to pull him off the turnbuckles, but UD turns it into a shoulder block that bowls Endo over. UD picks goes for the last ride, but as he picks Endo up, Morte clips his knee. Endo tries do cover, but only gets one. Meanwhile, BD storms across the ring and clotheslines Morte, taking both men over the top rope to the outside. Endo locks the claw on UD, but UD struggles to his feet. With a howl of rage, UD picks up Endo and runs him back first into the corner. Amazingly, Endo holds onto the claw. UD slams him into the corner again, but Endo still won’t let go. UD is forced to one knee. Un desperation, UD hits a low blow. Endo’s face gets even paler, but he refuses to let go. UD hits another low blow, but this time follows through, lifting Endo up and over, turning the motion into a body slam. The combination of pain, momentum, and contortion force Endo to finally let go. Endo is prone on the mat, and US falls face-first beside him. On the outside, Morte and BD are trading blows. BD reverses an Irish whip and rams Morte into the steel steps. BD moves in for the kill, but Morte catches him with a rollup, following through to a mounted position and punching BD in the face with abandon. BD manages to through him off, and Morte again meets the steps face first. There appears to be blood flowing under the mask, making it hard for Morte to see. BD throws Morte into the railing and attempts to clothesline him over but Morte moves. Morte grabs a chair and slams it across BD’s back. Morte slides the chair into the ring and grabs another. Endo tries to grab the chair, but UD reaches it at the same time. The two men are still on their knees, struggling over the chair, as Morte gets in the ring. Morte gets behind UD and lines up a chair shot, but the referee is over to prevent him. As they argue, BD drags himself back into the ring, armed with the ring bell. BD nails Morte from behind, and Morte’s chair drops the referee. Meanwhile, UD gets the best of Endo, and slams him in the face with the chair, drawing blood. UD drops the chair and signals for the last ride. He picks Endo up, but Endo brings the chair with him and wraps it around UD’s head. Both men fall to the mat as BD picks Morte up and delivers the DKO drop onto Morte’s chair, before he can follow up, he is tackled but a badly bleeding Endo. The referee manages to drag himself to the ropes and calls for the bell. WINNER - Double Disqualification – 22:37
After the match, the brawl continues, but gets slower and slower as all four men are weakened by fatigue and loss of blood. Finally the frenzy dies down enough that Officials are able to separate them and force them to the back.
CHRIS COLE vs. SAINT CHAOSSaint Chaos comes to the ring first and waits patiently as “The Main Event” Chris Cole makes his way to the ring, stopping along the way to pose smugly and taunt the crowd. Cole gets into the ring, walks right past Chaos who calmly waits in the center of the ring and climbs to the top rope and poses for the jeering crowd. Cole climbs down and takes his time taking off his jacket and all. Just as the two are about to lock up, Cole grabs the referee and tells him to pat down Chaos, the referee looks a little surprised, but Cole insists. The ref pats down Chaos and finds nothing, the whole time Chaos does not take his eyes off of Cole. Cole dances around a little, then walks right up to Chaos, they stand nose to nose for a second, then Cole rears back and slaps Chaos across the face, dropping him to one knee. Chaos calmly stands back up, and LEVELS Cole with a wicked forearm that drops him to the mat and splits his lip open. Cole slowly gets to his feet, wipes the blood from his mouth and smirks. Cole slowly backs away and slides under the bottom rope and starts to head toward the ramp. Quick as lightning, Chaos slides under the bottom rope and cuts him off and the brawl is ON! Chaos grabs Cole and spins him around and drops him to the ramp with a wicked open hand chop. Cole sweeps Chaos legs and grabs Chaos by the ankle and pulls him up the ramp, at the top of the ramp, Cole grabs Chaos in a front face lock and calls for a DDT, but Chaos reverses it onto a release northern lights suplex that sends Cole rolling down the ramp. Chaos kicks Cole sending him all the way down the amp to ringside, pulls him to his knees, bounces his head off the apron and rolls him inside. Cole scurries across the ring, as Chaos stalks him, Cole tries to beg off, but Chaos grabs him by the head, Cole escapes with a low blow that doubles Chaos over in pain. Cole is up to his feet, jerks Chaos to his feet, sends him to the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and immediately covers, but can only get a one count. Cole gets up again and whips Chaos to the ropes, but Chaos reverses it and follows Cole to the ropes and takes Cole and himself over the top with a clothesline. Chaos is to his feet first and grabs the mic cord and loops it around Cole’s throat, when the ref isn’t looking, Cole grabs a chair and swings it back and catches Chaos between the eyes. Cole and Chaos brawl back up the ramp, neither on seems to have too much interest in heading back to the ring, they get to the top of the ramp and head to the back, both men somehow end up with chairs, the ref has seen just about enough and calls for the bell
WINNER – No Contest in 7:29
Cole and Chaos both have chairs, Cole swings first, Chaos sidesteps the swing and Cole’s chair crashes into a metal beam. Cole drops the chair and grabs his hands in pain, he turns to look at Chaos and Chaos lets loose a Babe Ruth swing of the chair, Cole ducks at the last instant and avoids getting his head splattered. He looks behind Saint Chaos and sees Seraph standing in a doorway just watching him, no expression, just a blank stare. Chris Cole decides he has had enough and turns and backs away from Saint Chaos.
CHRIS ALT vs. MERCURYAlt and Mercury hit the ring and immediately go all IN FUEGO, giving us some magic WORKRATE WRESTLING that only Internet geeks enjoy! Alt hits a couple of sweet Ricky Steamboat arm drags and follows up with a dropkick to the face. But Mercury is quickly to his feet and leg sweeps a charging Alt, gets a quick cover for one, hits a sliding dropkick to the mush, then whips Alt to the ropes. Alt jumps high and wraps his legs around Merc’s head and they both go all flippy-floppy, round-about crazy stuff until they both fall the canvas and your not really sure what they did or who did it to whom, but they both kip up immediately and stand in defensive mode. The standing room crowd of 223 people at the Hephzibah, GA Bar, Restaurant, Home Depot, Department of Motor Vehicles and Drug Store raise the roof in unison! Back to the action and Alt gets the upper hand with a pair of European Uppercuts. Mercury’s Albanian Uppercuts don’t do as much damage, and soon Alt is flying through the air with another of those flippy-floppy things. For the sake of commentary, we’ll call it a double twisting axe handle plancha-rana. Whatever it was, Mercury took the worst of it, but was still able to kick out at two. A pair of suplexes really has Mercury in trouble, but Merc is about to gouge the eyes and get on the offense for a few minutes, working the arm. A hammerlock body slam really tweaks Alt’s arm. Mercury goes for the suplex, but Alt blocks, Merc blocks and Alt blocks again. Alt with a couple knees to the gut, and gets enough of an advantage to nail the suplex. Alt looks to the top rope and for two-somersault Mickey Mantle half-gainer. But Alt hits nothing but canvas, and takes a wicked shot to the back of the head. Mercury is dazed, but sees his opening and goes to the top rope himself. Lead Poisoning! But Merc rolls off to the side and can’t immediately go for the pin. Finally Merc drags himself to cover Alt. One, two, thr…NO! Alt gets the shoulder up! Mercury can’t believe there wasn’t a three count! Merc grabs the ref and tosses him over the top rope! Seeing perhaps his last opportunity, Merc reaches for a vial in his trunks. He’s going to throw the Mercury! Alt is staggering to his feet and begins to turn toward Mercury, who’s at the ready. Merc throws…and Alt ducks at the last second! The mercury sails past Alt and into the first row of the audience, blinding a small child and a beer salesman. MY GAWD! Someone help that poor beer salesman! Merc can’t believe what happened, and Merc’s shock allows Alt to sneak behind and latch on the DRAGON SLEEPER! Mercury is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go. The ref slowly crawls back into the ring as Merc goes unconscious. The ref calls for the bell! WINNER in 8:14, Chris Alt
wCw vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTERwCw rush the ring and it’s on like Donkey Kong. And we’re not talking that “throw barrels at the guy who will become Mario” stuff, we’re talking hard hitting, in your face, like Donkey Kong Country bitches. JA bails first after a huge back body drop from Wilder and AA takes a forced exit courtesy of a JWW gorilla press to the outside. The Chickenshit heels check on one another and TW takes this opportunity to hit a no hands flip dive to the outside on both of them. AA is thrown back in to JWW to start the match. AA begs off and JWW pounds him in the head with some stiff punches. Irish whip to the corner is followed by a big corner splash. AA takes a few dazed steps forward then collapses. TW is tagged in and goes to work on AA with chops and boots the gut before getting a quick two count off a swinging urinage back breaker. A hooking clothesline followed by an Exploder Suplex is broken up at 2 by JA. JA taunts TW and TW nails him with a big right hand. AA rakes the eyes and dumps TW to the outside. He asks the ref to check his eyes while JA hot shots TW into the guard rail before rolling him back in. AA with some blatant choking near the ropes. Ref admonishes him, so JA takes over until the ref turns back around. JA tagged in and throws some nice jabs to set up a thumb to the eye. Snapmare is followed by a kick to the back of the head. JA does a little strut and slaps JWW in the mouth. The ref restrains JWW while JA low blows TW and pulls him to his corner. AA tags in and drops a pair of elbows to the lower midsection then tells the ref JWW is trying to get in the ring before stomping TW in the nuts. Cover only gets 2 after AA struggles to turn TW back on his back. JA in and between the two of them, the chicken shit heels perform two legal moves: JA’s chin lock, and AA’s neck breaker. TW manages to fire out of an AA chin lock and hits 2 jaw breakers before collapsing to the canvas. Slow crawl on both sides and JA in first. He grabs TW’s leg, and smartly ducks the enziguri attempt, but did not plan on the kick coming for a second pass. TW makes the lunging tag and JA is steam rolled over by JWW. AA and JWW slug it out for a minute and JWW puts him down with an International Driver. JA attacks from behind and gets the better of JWW, who attempts the Adrenaline Rush~!!! only to have it broken up by TW. The melee gets out of control and as the ref attempts to gain some control, AA slips JA a serving dish conveniently hidden under the ring. JA dents the steel circle over JWW’s head as TW is escorted out of the ring. JA turns to ditch the catering tray, when suddenly the malicious enigma that is our friendly neighborhood pixilated stranger nails JA with a baseball bat to the head. JWW drapes his hand over the fallen JA for the three count.
WINNERS in 28:47 wCw
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CAPELLANThey get nose to chin and DV pie faces Cap. Cap responds with three lightning fast kicks to the thighs and a huge slap. DV has a look of disbelief on his face as Cap kicks him in the gut and attempts an Irish whip. DV counters, but Cap slides between his legs and hits a beautiful flipping drop kick. Cap immediately grabs a headlock and DV tries to shoot him off twice, but both times Cap drops to the mat and grounds him. DV opts to break it up with a back drop suplex and then stomps away at the head. Grinding forearms to the face follow some blatant choking. DV stands up to address the crowds boos. He grabs Cap, who fires off with some punches to the gut. DV rakes the eyes and puts Cap down with a boot to the face. DV chokes Cap in the ropes, then slides out of the ring and hits a jumping elbow to the back of the head. Arrogant cover gets DV a two count and he punches Cap repeatedly until the ref pulls him off. DV threatens the ref and Cap snatches him up in a school boy for 2. DV lies him down with a stiff lariat. He says it’s over and whips Cap into the ropes. Cap manages to duck the Death Elbow~!!! attempt and rebounds with a flying forearm. A series of jumping clotheslines leads to a big scoop slam for Cap. Cap goes up top and hits a picture perfect Moonsault but only for 2. Cap works DV back to the corner with some forearm shots and whips DV into the opposite corner. He charges and DV elevates him onto the apron. Cap stuns him with a forearm then hits a slingshot flipping hurricurana for 2. They slug it out for a minute and DV takes advantage. Side Winder~!!! attempt countered into a unique roll up for 2. DV runs right into a beautiful side kick for another 2. Cap hits a Roll of the Dice then goes up top for the exclamation point. Cap with the leap of faith and in a remarkable show of speed, DV kills him with a Death Elbow~!!! flush to the chin. DV staggers over and falls on top for the hard fought win.
WINNER in 31:33 Donovan Viper
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Onslaught Rules MatchThe official has to relieve O'Neil of a chain before the bell even sounds, and explains the rules to each team, emphasizing the fact that there is NO leniency in double teams, absolutely NO illegal holds or foreign objects, and that any breach of a rule results in an immediate DQ. Both teams nod in agreement, and the bell sounds... triggering a wild brawl in the ring. It’s not a Texas Tornado match however, and the referee has to step between Capslock and Camby and orders both to their corners. Stank has O'Neil backed into a corner and gets some shoulder thrusts, but the official is over and calls for an immediate break, since O'Neil is in the ropes. Stank doesn't like that, and O'Neil shoves him away. Stank draws his hand back for a punch, and the ref stops him. O'Neil tackles Stank and gets a quick cover, for one. Clothesline misses, and Stank gets a scoop slam. Leg drop gets two, and Stank tags out to Capslock. Big shoulder block, and O'Neil is bouncing around like a pinball. Camby wants in, and O'Neil obliges, but then the referee disallows the tag due to Camby not holding the tag rope. Capslock uses the distraction to blindside O'Neil with a forearm to the back of the neck, and Tommy goes thru the ropes to the floor. O'Neil comes back in via the steps, and tags Camby in for real this time, tag rope being held in clear sight. Camby and Capslock exchange words, and Camby tries a shoulder block. Nothing. Capslock tries his own. Nothing. Both guys run to the ropes, but FFC ducks a clothesline and hits a belly to back suplex. Another suplex rattles the ring, and Capslock hits a splash that gets two. Avalanche in the corner and Capslock hits a choke slam. One, two... and O'Neil makes a save. The official warns him that if he comes in again without a tag, he will be disqualified. Tag to Stank, who gets a modified fireman's carry takedown, and tags right back out. Capslock drops a knee, but Camby grabs his leg on a second try and gets a half crab. Capslock powers out, but Camby stays on him and drags him back to the TDB corner. Tag to O'Neil, who pounds FFC down with a double axe handle. Tommy goes to choke, but the official stops him. O'Neil stomps him instead and tags back to Camby. Clothesline in the corner and Harper hits a big spine buster for two. Camby slaps Stank, drawing him in, allowing a quick Brigade double team. Tag to Tommy, and TDB tries it again. This time, Stank steps back out instantly, and the ref sees the double team. Camby pleads innocent, and Capslock hits O'Neil with a DDT. Hot tag to Stank. Spear for Camby, and Stank takes O'Neil down with a Samoan drop. Camby back up, and the ref tries to get him out, and Stank helps him with a big boot. Stank drags O'Neil toward the corner for the STANKONIA, but Tommy grabs the bottom rope and the referee stops Stank from jumping off the ropes. Capslock comes in to argue, but Camby hits him with the chain that the referee had set aside at the beginning of the match. Stank sees that, and sets up Camby for the STANK-U~! The chain falls to the mat, and the referee looks around in confusion, but before Stank can finish the move, O'Neil pastes hi with the LEFT HOOK~! A closed fist directly in front of the official, and the referee calls for the disqualification! WINNERS by DQ in 10:07: Drink & Destroy
After a moment of disbelief, O'Neil decides that the victory wasn't important anyway, and grabs the chain. He wraps it around his hand, looking to hit Stank again. But as Tommy waits on Stank to get to his feet, Capslock comes back in and WALLOPS O'Neil with a steel chair! Camby hits the deck and pulls Tommy to the floor before FFC can do any more damage. Stank gets to his feet and D&D have some harsh words for the Brigade. This issue is obviously FAR from over.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. HARDBODY HARRISMoose patiently waits in the ring as the lights dim and You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' plays over the PA system. But Hardbody is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, Harris hits the ring via the crowd and jumps Moose from behind and the fight is on. Hardbody peppers Moose with lefts and rights, then sends Moose to the corner, then to the other corner. Harris sends Moose to a third corner, and finishes it off by whipping him HARD into the fourth, and Harris takes Moose down with a clothesline. Harris slugs away in the corner, but Moose goes to the eyes to stop that. MHJ sweeps Harris' legs out, then mounts him for some punches. But Harris rolls him off and punches away. Moose grabs the hair and yanks Harris thru the bottom rope to the floor. HH hops right back up and goes to the top rope though and hits Moose with the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! Harris with a diving front elbow drop, and the ref goes to count, but Harris pulls Moose up immediately and sets up for the BG Memorial Face plant. Moose blocks, and Harris does a back flip, but MHJ hits him with a right hand that could be heard across the street. Short arm clothesline sets up a DDT for Moose. Cover is only an excuse for Moose to drive his forearm in Hardbody's throat. To the corner, and MHJ kicks away, but HH grabs his foot and trips him up. Catapult sends Moose to the post, and HH hits the ONE AND ONLY~! Harris rolls to the floor and grabs a chair, but the official grabs the weapon to stop that. Moose goes low from behind and looks for a pile driver. Harris counters that with a backdrop over the top rope. Suicide dive by Harris sends both guys crashing to the rail, and HH pounds away yet again. Clothesline attempt is blocked with a hotshot to the guardrail, and Moose dumps Harris into the crowd. Moose tries to suplex Harris back into the ringside area, but HH blocks and suplexes Moose into the crowd. The fans pour some drinks on Moose, and HH plays to the crowd and hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER~ on the concrete floor. Some girls make a pass at Hardbody, who no-sells their advances and makes his way back toward the ring. However, the bell sounds before HH can get over the guardrail. The referee has counted both men out. WINNER- DOUBLE COUNT OUT - in 8:13
Hardbody clarifies the decision, and makes no argument about it, grabbing the chair from the ring instead and making his way back into the crowd. But Moose meets him halfway with a kick to the gut, and HH drops the chair. Moose grabs the chair and lines Hardbody up, but a fan grabs the chair to stop him. MHJ shoves the fan in question, and tries again, but Harris rolls out of the way and the chair clangs off the floor. Blatant kick low by HH, and Harris grabs the chair again and swings. Moose hits the deck and Hardbody HITS A FAN BY ACCIDENT! Everything stops instantly, as both guys break character to check on the young man. Security hits the scene to restore order, but Moose uses the diversion as an opportunity, grabs the chair and BLASTS Harris in the back of the head! Security grabs Moose, who backs away with an evil grin on his face. EMT's attend to the fan and Harris as officials attempt to restore order to a near-riot situation.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. SOULDRAGON – Onslaught Championship MatchThey circle one another and SD shoots in with a quick waist lock take down. CD spins out of it but SD quickly hooks him with a side head lock and then another takedown. The ref counts CD shoulders down on two occasions before CD rolls SD on his back. CD with a tight head scissors on SD and he manages to roll out of it. CD takes him down with a side head lock and SD clamps on the head scissors this time. CD escapes by performing a hand stand and pushing himself free. A stiff kick to the chest followed by a low enziguri to the back of the head. Cover gets 2. Both men on their feet and they exchange chops and forearms with CD dictating the pace. Roaring forearm is ducked however and SD drills him with two German suplexes and a full nelson driver for 2. SD continues the assault with a running knee to the side of the head and a double under hook neck breaker for another 2. Power bomb attempt is countered into a roll up for 2 and CD manages to sweep a charging SD off his feet. Sliding dropkick to the head and a standing Moonsault get CD another 2 count. Back to their feet and SD buries his knee into CD’s gut and drops him to his knees with a sharp elbow to the back of the neck. SD lifts his chin and let’s loose with a flurry of closed fists shot that force the ref to admonish him. CD fights back from his knees but SD knees him in the jaw, then snaps off a vertical suplex, rolls with it and holds him up for a delayed one, only to drop CD jaw first against his knee. CD kicks out at two and SD knees him several times in the jaw for another two count. SD drags CD to the corner and lays into him with a series of brutal forearms and a European Upper cut. Stalling brain buster only gets 2 and SD signals for the end. CD breaks loose of the Omen Driver attempt and rolls through into a pinning predicament. An over zealous SD runs into a snap mare/basement drop kick combo and CD is back in control. A series of reversals in the corner result in SD countering a DDT into a release Northern Lights suplex. SD now situates CD on the ropes. Clubbing blows stun CD and SD grabs the double chicken wing. He’s going for a top rope Omen Driver~!!! CD fights with back kicks to the knee and they both fall off. Both men down until five, but CD recovers first and ascends the top rope again. He fancies a quick look at SD standing back up and alters him game plan with an Assai DDT. SD takes a nasty head first landing and CD hooks the leg for the three.
WINNER in 30:01, AND STILL ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION: CANADIAN DRAGON.
As the ref hands CD his title, Corax attacks from behind. He picks up the discarded belt and blasts CD in the face with it. SD is just getting up and Corax DDT’s him on the belt. But that crazed son of a bitch ain’t done yet. Heeding the advice of his omnipresent advisor, he straps the belt to his knee and absolutely murders CD with a belt assisted Shining Wizard to the face. Corax holds the title and informs CD that his days as champ are numbered. You know, except he says it all menacingly and stuff.
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. DR. MURDER & MIKEY STYNER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe bell rings and both teams and King & Wizard are still in the ring. Heels attack. Styner backs OBJ into a corner, Dr. Murder swings at GB, but Gator ducks and levels Murder with two rights which sends DM over the top to the outside. EW & Wally King are slugging out while the ref tries to break it up. The crowd is eating this up and audible “Let’s Go Wally” clap clap clapclap clap chants are heard. Finally the ref is able to get everybody but OBJ & Styner out of the ring. MS & OBJ trade lefts and rights. OBJ starts getting the better of the exchange when MS hits a knee to the midsection and then dumps OBJ out of the ring near EW. MS then distracts the ref while EW nails OBJ right between the eyes with his staff. Gator has seen enough and gives chase to EW. Dr. Murder nails GB with a flying clothesline as GB passes and then dumps OBJ back into the ring. OBJ is busted open. MS sits on him and hits him with repeated closed fists until the ref finally gets MS to break. MS whips OBJ into the corner and then levels him with a Big Splash. Tag to DM. DM starts the attack by driving his shoulder into the midsection of OBJ. DM then lifts him up for a power slam. Cover gets 2. DM argues with the ref that the count was slow. He then goes back over to OBJ and is caught in a small package for the count of 2. Both men are back to their feet and OBJ is able to hit a clothesline and then get the tag to GB. GB is in and nails DM with a clothesline and then punches MS right off the apron. He turns around and eats a spear by DM. Meanwhile on the outside WBK looks to exact a little revenge and he hits MS in the head with his pimp cane. MS is now bleeding. Inside the ring DM has put GB in headlock/body scissors combo. OBJ & WBK get the crowd involved and GB starts to power out. He breaks the body scissors and is able to get DM to his feet. 3 well placed elbows break the headlock and then GB is able to hit a Northern Lights Suplex for a 2 count. DM is able to tag MS GB meets MS with a flurry of rights. The big man is rocked back into the corner and GB is relentless. He drives MS’s head repeatedly into the corner, which causes the blood to really flow. The ref steps in to break up the carnage. GB isn’t satisfied and charges in for a splash. MS pulls the ref in the way and the ref is knocked out cold and rolls out of the ring. DM grabs a chair and nails GB with it but then OBJ is there to dropkick the chair back into DM’s face. Now all 4 men are sporting crimson masks. On the outside WBK is chasing EW. He chases him all the way to the back. In the ring MS is back up and catches OBJ with a belly to belly suplex. MS then goes to the top rope and hits a Splash. OBJ is dead. GB is back up but walks into a choke slam from DM. DM then goes to the outside and gets a table. While DM sets up the table MS is working GB over in the corner. MS goes for the big splash but GB ducks and incredibly lifts the big man up and over and to a big fall to the outside. The crowd responds : “Holy Sh*t, Holy Sh*t, Holy Sh*t”. DM delivers a spear into the corner on GB and lifts him up to the turnbuckle to set up a Superplex through the table. On the outside the ref begins to stir and slowly make his way into the ring. On the turnbuckle GB is able to land a few punches and stun DM. Then he gets a wild look in his eyes. GB hits a few more forearms and then locks DM up for The Chomp. The crowd is on their feet in anticipation and GB takes flight and delivers a CHOMP right through the table. Crowd: “That was Awesome. That was Awesome”. Both DM & GB are motionless and OBJ and MS are still out also. The ref calls for the bell. The ring announcer gets on the mic. “The winners of this match, as a result of a disqualification are Dr. Murder & Mickey Styner.” The crowd voices their disapproval but begin cheering again as OBJ comes to and him and GB make their way to the back. WINNERS by DQ at 12:14 Dr. Murder & Mickey Styner.
LD WILLIAMS vs. BEAST – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchCollar and elbow tie-up to open things, and LD sends Beast to the ropes and hits a drop toehold. Beast charges again, and LD gets another. Williams does some jumping jacks to celebrate his superior quickness, then asks Beast if he wants any more. Beast charges again, and Williams looks for a third drop toe hold, but Beast hops over him and spears LD on the way back. Some punches, and Beast pulls LD off the mat and throws him across the ring in one fluid motion. LD pulls himself slowly in the corner and cautiously moves in as Beast tells him to bring it on. Another lockup, and Williams goes behind and tries a German suplex, but Beast blocks, so LD pounds the back and finally gets him over. LD modifies his attack and tries a Tiger suplex, but Beast wiggles free and takes the champion's head off with a clothesline. Backdrop for LD, and Beast lines up for a T-Bone suplex, but Williams counters down into a Crippler Cross face. Beast rolls out of that and picks up LD and drops him with a spine buster. Cover gets two. Williams kicks Beast away, but gets taken down hard when looking for a shoulder block. Beast sends Williams to the corner and follows up with a stiff clothesline in the corner, and Beast power bombs LD into the turnbuckle. Death Valley driver gets a near fall. Williams keeps scrambling to stay away from Beast, but the challenger stays on the assault. Fisherman's suplex gets another two count. Scoop slam, but LD hops off Beast's shoulder and takes him down from behind. Williams looks for the STF, but Beast rolls over and kicks him away. Beast charges, but LD catches him and hotshots him on the top rope. One, two, and Beast is out at two and a half. Williams stomps at Beast's head, then rubs his face in the mat with some assistance via a handful of hair. Delayed neck breaker by the champion, who follows up with a stiff kick to the face. LD looks for a vertical suplex, but can't get Beast up, so he Rolls the Dice instead. One, two, and Beast gets a foot on the rope. Beast reverses an Irish whip, but LD blocks a hip toss and gets an abdominal stretch. Williams moves from that into a DDT attempt, but Beast rams LD back into the turnbuckle, and sets up for a superplex. LD tries to punch Beast off, but Beast head butts him, and comes off the top with a modified Samoan drop. Beast crawls over and gets a LONG two count. Beast is up first and lies up for the Club O'Death, but Williams sidesteps him and hits the drop toehold again, segueing right into the STF! Beast reaches for the ropes, but can't quite get there and is in trouble. LD cinches it in, and Beast comes to life and POWERS OUT OF IT instead! Williams kicks Beast, but he keeps getting up. Running knee lift is no-sold by Beast. Lunging shoulder block gets a two count. Huge belly to belly throw gets another two count. Beast tries a Dragon suplex, but Williams with a reflex action kick backwards and Beast crumbles to the mat in pain. LD goes for the STF again, but Beast grabs the ropes easily this time. Williams looks for the DDT again, and Beast tries running to the turnbuckle again, but this time LD jumps up and over Beast for a sunset flip. One, two and Beast is just out in time. Beast elbows Williams away, then runs to the ropes and comes in for the BIG MONSTER HAMMER CLUB O'DEATH, but Williams grabs Beast's arm right before impact and gets a crazy Majistral Cradle and gets the pin! WINNER in 14:32 and STILL IC Champion: L.D. Williams.
MICROPLAY vs. PHIL – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMicro stalls to start, not wanting to lock up with the big man. He suckers Phil into a chase around the ring, to which Phil simply walks back up the steps and back in the ring. Finally, MP gets his courage up and rushes the ring, but gets beat down anyway. Phil drops seven elbows, then hits a splash, and tosses Micro out to the floor. Some more pain is dished out on the floor by the challenger, and Phil throws the stairs at Micro, drawing a warning from the referee. MP dropkicks the knee to slow Phil down, but it's only temporary, as Phil clotheslines MP down. Back in, and MP begs off. Phil with a press slam, and Micro tries to run again. He tries to go under the ropes, but Phil grabs his feet. MP's in the ropes, and the official tries to break, and Micro pulls up the Wizard's old scepter and drills Phil in the throat behind the ref's back. As good heels should, MP feigns innocence then goes to work. Knee drop to the throat, and again. He chokes Phil out with the middle rope, then takes him to the corner and does the same, this time with the tag rope. Phil shoves Micro off, but MP comes back with a forearm shot to the throat. MP tires a stun gun, but can't lift Phil, settling for an eye rake, then hitting a super kick to take the big man down. One, two, and Phil kicks out. Micro goes up top and comes down with a double axe handle, then chokes away again, as Phil struggles to get his breath. Micro finally gets fed up and rolls outside and grabs the ring-side bell. Pulling a page out of the Randy Savage playbook, Micro goes up top and comes down with the bell, aiming for the throat, but Phil lifts his foot and Micro EATS the bell! Phil crawls over... one, two... and Micro JUST kicks out in time. Phil grabs the bell, and the ref takes it away. Phil opts to press the button on his torso, and his steel peg leg pops off. And hopping on one leg, Phil beats Micro down with the peg leg. The very confused official calls for the bell. WINNER by DQ in 11:41 and STILL OOWF Champion: Microplay.
Phil puts his leg back on, and snatches the bell back from the timekeeper, but by the time he rolls back in, Micro is awarded his belt and scurries out of the ring to higher ground.
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