OOWF TERRITORIAL BEATINGS 8
Live from Rankin Inlet, Nunavut
Sunday, May 26th 2013
The Word vs. Gordie Gretmieux[/i]
It’s time to get the show started and in the ring already is national hero, Gordie Gretmieux in his Edmonton Oiler/Detroit Red Wings/Pittsburgh Penguins mash-up jersey is working the crowd up into a frenzy. But the crowd quiets down as
Bach’s “Fugue in D Minor” begins to play and the mysterious one only known as The Word steps out from the back. Father Lou is with him when they step out from the back and he blesses the masked one before returning backstage. The man dressed completely in white including his mask except for the wooden cross that is designed on the mask and the flaming sword down his tights comes across as very intimidating. He walks down to the ring with a slow and methodical pace before walking up the steps and making his way between the ropes. The Word has been listed at 6’3 and 313 pounds but comes across bigger once you see him. As Gordie looks his opponent up and down he begins some traditional hockey trash talk by calling The Word a hoser and he gets zero reaction from our newest OOWF wrestler.
The bell rings and we are underway but that doesn’t change The Word’s pace as he slowly walks to the center of the ring where GG is waiting for a lockup, but TW is having none of that and straight up nails Gordie with a vicious shivering forearm. Gordie shakes it off and charges, but The Word sidesteps and nails a passing Gretmieux with a back elbow that sends him crashing into the corner. The Word turns and starts to stalk Gordie who looks to leave the corner, but The Word keeps shoving him back with world-class caliber punches. Gordie is getting worn down quickly by the power and viciousness of the strikes. And The Word doesn’t let up now that he’s got Gordie cornered and starts throwing vicious knees right to the gut of the fan favorite.
Finally, The Word backs off a little and waits for Gordie to stumble out of the corner and as he does, The Word lifts him up for some REPENTANCE (Torture Rack). Gordie’s trying to hold on, but The Word is damn near bending him in half. Just as it looks like GG is about say enough is enough, The Word changes his hand position and brings Gordie down with a BURNING HAMMER. It looks like The Word wants to inflict some more pain as he drags Gretmieux up to his feet. He slides his hand between GG’s legs…PUMPHANDLE NECKBREAKER on his KNEE (Steenalizer) and that damn near breaks Gordie in half. GG starts to crawl away and beg off as The Word stands in front of him and nods. The Word holds out a hand to help Gordie to his feet and after a few seconds Gretmieux takes it. It looks like The Word is going to let Gordie go but as he gets to the ropes, The Word spins GG around and locks in THE HAND OF GOD (Mandible Claw). It doesn’t take long before Gordie is passed out and the ref calls for the bell.
Your winner in 3:44, THE WORDOnslaught Title Round Robin Match #1Tommy Wilder © vs. Amazing Jos[/i]
Amazing Jos and Tommy both make their entrances, the crowd cheering both of them, although thre are slightly louder cheers for Wilder. The two men meet in the middle of the ring to shake hands, and the bell rings.
The two men lock up, starting off the match with a display of chain wrestling that is, well, amazing. Jos finds a break, and tries to hit a spinning heel kick on Wilder, but Wilder ducks and sets, then tries a SUPERKICK, but Jos moves out of the way, drops to the mat and sweeps Wilder’s leg before he can get his other leg down. Wilder falls to the mat and Jos tries a quick elbow drop, but Wilder rolls out of the way, then kips up to his feet, hits the ropes and tries hitting a dropkick to Jos’ face as he sits up, but he sees Wilder coming, falls back to the mat so Wilder misses. Jos kips up, Wilder gets to his feet, and they have a standoff to the raucous applause of the crowd.
Wilder catches Jos as he is coming off the ropes and takes him to the mat with a Japanese arm drag, but Jos pops right back to his feet and lands in the corner. Wilder charges into the corner, but Wilder moves, Jos leaps onto the middle rope and head fakes Wilder into falling to the mat, as he starts to get up, Jos leaps off the turnbuckle and rolls him up in a sunset flip for a one count, but Wilder rolls out of it and rolls Jos up for a one count. As Jos kicks out, Wilder grabs his legs and rolls him over into a leglock, but he can’t quite get him all the way over. Jos frees one leg and kicks Wilder in the face causing him to stumble backward. Jos charges to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a cross body block, but Wilder catches him in mid air with a Rolling Liger Kick! Jos hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor to regroup, and the fans applaud the effort of both of them.
Jos climbs onto the apron. When he does, Wilder springs to the top rope and tries a clothesline, but Jos lands a kick to the face that stuns Wilder. Jos grabs Wilder and slides his toward the ropes, then hangs his head off the apron, slides into the ring and springs over the top rope dropping a leg right across his chest. Jos slides in and pulls Wilder from the ropes and covers, but Wilder kicks out at two.
The two men just can’t seem to get each other down for the 3 count, but neither can keep the other on the mat for a three count. Both run though their arsenal of weapons, but these two men know each one far too well. The crowd breaks out in several “THIS IS AWESOME” chants. Wilder takes to the top rope and tries a flying clothesline, but Jos hits him in the jaw with a SUPERKICK! Jos covers, but Wilder kicks out at two. Jos grabs Wilde, looking to finish him with the Zombie Vaginal Discharge, but Wilder slides out and hits a Pele Kick out of nowhere.
Jos is stunned as Wilder grabs him, hits the Crash and Burn, and then follows this up by locking in The Buzzkill in the middle of the ring. Jos attempts to get to the ropes, but he decides that due to the fact that he is so far away from the ropes and has another match later on in the night, it would be best for him to tap out now and take his chances a little later on, rather than risk further punishment.
Winner in 31:53, and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, Tommy Wilder.
Four Corner Pole MatchTexpress vs. Banned from Everywher[/i]
Russ:
Well fans, this should be a treat. We are about to witness a 4-Corners Pole Match.
Razz:
No doubt Russ. Banned From Everywhere and Texpress will be facing off here in just a few moments. There is a pole in each corner. On top of each pole is a box containing a particular item from one member of each team.
Russ:
The boxes contain a Five Dollar bill Justin borrowed, Bill's Flask of PCPL, Zane's Laptop, and Chad's Little Black Book. The first team to retrieve BOTH of their opponent's items off the poles will be declared the winner.
Nash:
I hear Chad's Little Black Book has a street value of over 10 grand.Razz:
The thing is, no one is going to know what is in each box until they climb up there and open it!Russ:
Both men will be legal at all times, so you know anything can and will happen.Razz:
It's going to be off da chain!Nash:
You know, I was in the very first pole match in 1949.
Razz:
Oh, who did you face?Nash:
Pat O'Connor. He was booking the territory, but you know, I made sure he put me over that night.
Russ:
Nash, You weren't even alive in 1949!Razz:
And where was the first Pole Match held?Nash:
Poland, where else?Russ:
It looks like we're all set, let's head to the ring!Insane in the Brain Plays and Justin Sane & Awesome Bill come riding to ringside on Drunkey & Drunkette. Ellie Mae follows closely behind, carrying a case of PCPL. The crowd goes wild as Banned From Everywhere and their antics are extremely popular.
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy cranks up next and "Cowboy" Chad Madison & "Insane" Zane Myers appear on the stage. Chad runs back behind the curtains, and appears moments later riding Skip! Zane shakes his head while Chad gallops to ringside to a huge ovation. He circles around the ring, tossing his hat into the crowd. Chad ties Skip down to the barricade and Texpress enter the ring. Referee Junior Hale explains the rules to the 4 competitors, then calls for the bell!
Justin immediately scampers to one corner and starts to climb up. Zane catches him and belly to back suplexes him to the mat. Bill and Chad go right at each other, trading blows until Bill clotheslines him out of the ring. Chad lands on his feet and trips Bill up as he turns to help Justin, who is being pummel by Zane. Chad drags Bill to the corner and wraps his legs around the ring post. Chad quickly turns it into a Ring Post Figure Four! Ellie Mae sees that Bill is in a bad spot, and lets go of Drunkey's reigns. Drunkey walks over and stands right above Chad. Chad looks up, and lets go of the hold in a hurry. He scampers out of the way just in time, as a puddle of donkey pee appears right where Chad's head was! Bill uses the distraction to get to his feet and reach over the ropes to grab Chad by the hair and pull him up to the apron. Bill hits a Straightjacket Suplex on Chad to bring him back into the ring.
On the other side of the ring, Zane has been beating Justin up pretty well. The camera pans over in time to see Zane hit a Mafia kick that lays Justin out. Zane presses Justin above his head and then steps out and lets him drop him to the mat. Zane climbs the closest turnbuckles, and after steadying himself, reaches up and unlatches the lid of the box. He reaches in and pulls out..... Chad's Little Black Book!
Russ:
That's not the right box!Razz:
IT sure isn’t! He need to put that back and get over to another corner!Zane drops the book back in the box, closes the latch, and starts to climb down. Bill runs up the turnbuckles behind him and hits a huge Overhead Release German Suplex! Zane crashes to the mat as Chad is getting to his feet. Chad grabs Bill before he can scale that same corner and spins him around. Zane gets to his feet and joins in. They spin Bill around and around and around. The crowd begins to laugh & cheer as Bill gets dizzier and dizzier. Ellie Mae pounds on the mat in front of Justin, who is still shaking away the cobwebs. She points at Bill and tells him to help. Justin climbs to his feet, and JOINS Chad & Zane in spinning Bill around even faster! Ellie Mae hangs her head as Chad and Zane look at each other and back away simultaneously. Bill staggers around the ring, disoriented, and accidentally takes Zane down with a shoulder block. Bill then heads towards a new corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Chad is tangling with Justin and backdrops him from the ring. Bill opens up the box and pulls out... a Flask of PCPL! Justin drags Chad out of the ring and hits hit with Ellie Mae’s shoe. Bill pops the top and takes a long swig, long enough for Justin slide back in the ring and to grab Zane from behind. He bulldogs him to the mat! Bill puts the flask back, turns around and sees Zane on the mat. He flaps his arms at the crowd and dives off for the Freebird..... but Chad as re-entered the ring and comes running over. Chad dropkicks Bill in mid-flight! Bill crashes through the ropes and tumbles to the floor. Chad scrambles to the corner Bill just flew off of and jumps to the top of the turnbuckle. Justin tries to block him, but Zane intercepts him and delivers a Border Toss over the ropes onto Bill! Chad opens the box, pulls out Bill’s Flask, and holds it high in the air for Referee Junior Hale to see!
Russ:
Chad Madison has Texpress one step away from victory!!Razz:
What he needs to do is head straight for the other corners and check those boxes before Justin or Bill can get back in the ring!Chad tosses the flask to Hale, and looks down at Banned From Everywhere on the floor, struggling to their feet. He runs along the top rope and flies off, hitting a somersault dive onto Justin and Bill. Zane then runs the ropes and dives HEAD FIRST BETWEEN THE ROPES into the mass of bodies on the floor! The crowd pops with a "Holy Shit" chant for the back to back theatrics.
The four men untangle themselves from each other and slowly get to their feet. Bill and Zane start trading some stiff looking shots. Justin trips Chad into the barricade and backs up, right into Skip! Justin turns around and gets a sly grin on his face. Looking back at Chad, Justin mounts Skip and starts riding him around ringside! Chad looks up, sees what Justin is up to, then rushes over to Ellie Mae and grabs Drunkette's reigns! He rides Drunkette around giving chase to Justin aboard Skip to the delight of the crowd! As Zane and Bill battle in front of the announce desk, Justin rides Skip up the ramp and backstage. Chad spurs on Drunkette in hot pursuit. They both disappear behind the curtain.
Zane ducks a forearm shot and sends Bill crashing into the barricade at Ellie Mae's feet. She reaches into the case of PCPL and hands Bill a quart. He chugs it to the delight of the crowd, then wipes his mouth on his arm and charges at Zane with a Spear, knocking him to the floor. Bill pulls him up and delivers a BIG Bionic Elbow! And another! And now the crowd counts along! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Bill scoops Zane up and slams him on top of the Azerbaijanian Announce Table! Bill rolls in the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. (The one the PCPL came out of) He steadies himself and faces the table. He jumps... FREEBIRD ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! The crowd roars into an "Awesome Bill" chant. Ellie Mae runs over to check on Bill. She helps him to his feet and leads him to the ring. Bill rolls in and Ellie Mae points him to the next corner where Zane found Chad's Little Black Book. Bill slowly makes his way up the turnbuckles, the crowd buzzing. Bill reaches atop the pole into the box, but is having trouble keeping himself steadied on the turnbuckle. Ellie Mae keeps shouting encouragement and gets the crowd to join in.
Suddenly, someone races out from backstage on Skip. It's not Justin but.... Chad with his Phantos mask on backwards! Chad is clutching at his head trying to fix the mask so he can see. Justin appears from behind the curtain right behind him, riding Drunkette, who now has a baby bonnet and a diaper on. Justin is riding her facing the wrong way, sucking on a pacifier and clutching an all-too-familiar box.
Russ:
Is Justin holding what I think he is?Razz:
It can't be... It is! The Box -O-Promos!Russ:
Where in the world did that come from?Skip stops suddenly as he reaches ringside, tossing an unaware Chad overboard and into the ring steps. Justin rides past them and places the Box-O-Promos in front of Russ & Razz. He dismounts & looks up at Bill, who is still on top of the turnbuckle holding on for dear life. Ellie Mae looks to one side and sees Zane getting to his feet, then to the other and watches Chad pulling the mask off his head. She yells up at Bill to "Do it now!” Bill reaches up, opens the box on top of the pole, and pulls out the Little Black Book and holds it for the crowd to see! Junior Hale takes the book and we're all evened up!
No time to celebrate, as Zane is back on his feet and rolling into the ring. He grabs Bill and slams him to the mat from up high. Justin grabs the Box-O-Promos and smashes it over Chad's head! The box rattles to the floor, the lid pops open, blue smoke appears and suddenly…. BEAST POPS OUT OF THE BOX -O-PROMOS! Justin screams as Beast grabs the Box-O-Promos and runs away through the crowd. Justin is standing there in shock when Chad comes up from behind and dropkicks Justin over the barricade. He joins Zane in the ring. Bill has Zane on the mat trapped in the Cuyler Clutch! Chad hits him with a running knee to the back of the head and pulls Zane to his feet. Chad scales a new corner, reaches the box, opens it and pulls out.. Zane's Laptop! He puts it back in quickly, closes the latch and turns around to see Zane hoist Bill up on his shoulders in the Torture Rack! Chad leaps off with the Somersault Leg Drop.. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! Bill lands hard and looks up to see Zane climbing the final corner, looking to end the match. Bill tries to get to his feet, but Chad takes him down & wraps him up in a Cross-Face. Suddenly, everyone’s attention is diverted by a shrill voice from the other side of the ring. Justin is standing on the announce table with a microphone. He takes a deep breath and screams out "DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWK!!"
The lights go out. Harp music begins to play, then what sounds like machine gun fire. The crowd gasps at the sound, and the lights come back on. The camera pans around to see that Bill and Ellie Mae are both inside the SAME burlap dress, facing each other and are engaged in a kiss, arms and heads coming out of the same burlap openings; Chad is hanging by the ankle from the top of a ladder at ringside; Zane is on the stage sitting on the barrel of a Sherman tank; and Justin is in the middle of the ring, naked, and covered from head to toe in green body paint!
Justin covers himself with his hands and rolls out of the ring. He runs up the ramp towards the stage, where Zane has jumped off the tank and is running back to ringside. Zane takes Justin down in stride with a powerful clothesline. Justin is left lying on the ramp and Zane continues running to ringside. Bill and Ellie Mae break the kiss and start trying to wiggle themselves apart, but the burlap is tight and tough to maneuver around in. Chad pulls himself up and climbs to the top of the ladder. He looks around and sees that being on the top of the ladder puts him at eye level with the fourth box! Zane reaches ringside, pulls an aluminum bat from under the ring and tosses it to Chad. Bill and Ellie Mae are still trying to pull themselves apart as Chad swings the bat with all his might! The bat makes contact and CRASH! The force SHATTERS the wooden box! A cloud of dust & debris appears, and we can see a Five Dollar Bill flutter in the air for just a moment. Chad snatches the bill out of mid-air as the fragments of the wooden box start to fall in and around the ring! He climbs down the ladder, hands the borrowed cash to Referee Junior Hale, and this one is finally over.
Winners, in 36:29, TexpressMatt Folz vs. DK Murphy[/i]
Battle without Honor or Humanity blares over the speakers, announcing Matt Folz to the ring. He stomps his way ringside, not acknowledging the fans, just staring straight ahead. The Gauntlet starts up, and DK Murphy steps out from behind the curtain, raises both fists to the crowd, then charges down the ramp, sliding under the ropes and getting right in Folz’s face! The ref calls for the bell, and both men LAY into each other with right hands! DK starts to stagger Folz, who responds by rebounding off the ropes and clotheslining DK – who staggers, bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Folz, who staggers but doesn’t go down! Both men look frustrated, but instead of the “indie handshake of respect”, They start slugging it out again! And the crowd is eating it up!
DK gains control, and grounds Folz with a spinebuster, flips Folz to his belly and locks in a single leg Boston crab – Folz scrambles to the ropes, Murphy releases the hold and does an amateur wrestling transition, spinning into a camel clutch! Folz refuses to give up, and digs his way to the ropes again – DK breaks clean.
For the next few minutes, both wrestlers trade the advantage, power move for power move – DK seemingly just willing to absorb more punishment than Folz, finally Irish whipping him into the corner – Folz looks stunned and Murphy charges the length of the ring for a corner spear, but Matt Folz moves at the last second, and DK spears the unforgiving steel of the corner post!
Folz leaps on the injured shoulder, stomping and pounding away, then attempting a kimura – only to have DK break the hold with a punch to the nose! Folz steps back in pain, and bicycle kicks DK’s shoulder, then grabs the limb and drops to the mat, wrenching it again! Folz goes for the kimura again, but can’t get it locked, so he punds on the shoulder some more, twists the arm and climbs to the top rope! He leaps off the top twisting as he goes and beals DK across the ring by his arm! Folz gets an evil look on his face, grabs the arm again and climbs up the opposite corner – he screams “Give up or I‘ll break it off!” at Murphy, who responds by quickly climbing up the ropes an punching away at Folz – both men are standing on the top turnbuckle, hammering each other for an advantage… Folz grabs the arm again, but Murphy locks up and tries for a superplex – Folz blocks, Murphy counters…the crowd is on the edge of their seats…
Folz gets Murphy up and drops him with a FACEFIRST suplex on the APRON – right on the bad shoulder! Folz lands on his feet clean enough to recover first, rolls DK into the ring and clamps on the STF! The cumulative damage is too much, and after a few seconds, DK has to submit….
Winner at 16:11 by submission – Matt FolzOnslaught Title Round Robin Match #2Tommy Wilder © vs. Chris Evans[/i]
Chris Evans wastes no time going after the battle-weary Wilder, hammering down with various strikes in the corner. Although Wilder puts up a strong effort, Evans is just too much for Wilder to handle in his current state. Evans whips Wilder against the ropes, but Wilder is not as tired as he would appear to be, and catches Evans off guard with a flying forearm, followed by a spinning heel kick, and then an enzuguiri, which gets a 2 count.
The rest of the match consists mainly of Wilder holding his own and matching Evans hold for hold. Evans goes to hit a roundhouse kick, but Wilder ducks, and counters with the Buzzkill. Evans desperately tries to get to the ropes, and is able to find enough of an opening to counter the hold with thumb to the eye. Wilder releases the hold as Evans counters with the Eye of the Storm. Wilder goes down, and Evans makes the cover, which nearly gets a 3 count. Evans is getting frustrated as he figured this would be an easy match for him. He starts mentioning to the ref in pretty simple words about the ref’s competence, which the ref responds to by reminding Evans that he can’t win the title on a DQ. Evans goes back to Wilder, but Wilder is waiting for Evans, and goes for a springboard forearm, which Evans narrowly dodges, and Wilder accidently takes out the ref. Wilder gets an “Oh, shit” look on his face, which quickly turns into a face of agonizing pain as Evans kicks Wilder low, and hits the Way of the Future. The ref recovers, goes to make the cover, and Evans has become a two-time OOWF Onslaught Champion.
Winner, in 13:42, and New OOWF Onslaught Champion, “Lionheart” Chris Evans.
Stan Fulton vs. Jeremy Punswick[/i]
Budgie’s “I Turned To Stone” heralds the entrance of Jeremy Punswick, who has earned fan hatred faster than many—a testament to both his impact and overall hateability. Facing him tonight is a man who has, against all expectations, become a deeply respected talent by the fans and the industry—“The Crusher” Stan Fulton, played in by the strands of “Reinvention.” Stan Fulton enters the ring, and goes chest to chest with Punswick—Fulton giving up a couple inches to Punswick, but Punswick giving up a lot of overall size. The bell rings, and this match is on!
Fulton uses the power advantage at first to force Punswick into the corner, driving his left knee into the gut until Punswick blocks one strike with his own knee and pops Stan in the mouth! Punswick does the space switcheroo and begins to rain lefts and rights into Stan, but Stan Fulton blasts right through and explodes out of the corner with a clothesline! Another knockdown and another, and Stan Fulton is gaining energy from the crowd, finally coming off the ropes looking for the DROP LINE elbow drop—nobody home! Punswick rolled out of the way, off the ropes, dropkick to the face of Stan! Punswick into the cover, but Stan POWERS out!
Undaunted, Punswick goes back to the well, nailing Fulton with multiple elbow strikes before locking in a Cross Face Chicken Wing! Punswick, so dangerous with these submissions…yet Fulton is so strong, breaking the hold before it could be cinched and back body dropping Punswick over the ropes! Fulton goes to the outside rather than let the referee count, backing up and spearing Punswick into the barricade! The barricade almost gave on that force, but all equipment around the PPV ring is just a bit stronger during the undercard. Fulton hoists Punswick over his shoulder, looking for a running slam on the mats—but Jeremy slides out the back and pushes Fulton forward right into the steel steps! Punswick slides back into the ring, and Fulton takes time to shake off the collision, only making it back in the ring by 7…
…where he is caught up in the corner by Punswick’s jumping high knee, and a bulldog out! Punswick into the cover, but Stan kicks out again! Punswick is seething in anger, and makes a throat-cutting motion…Jeremy Punswick bends at the knees, and with all his strength, hoists the MASSIVE Stan Fulton onto the top rope—Punswick is looking for a vicious hangman version of the Extinction Level Event, wraps the neck…but Fulton kicks off the top rope, crashing down and FLATTENING Punswick with a modified Crusher! Fulton has landed in cover-position and the referee has already started counting while the wind has been knocked out of Punswick! 1-2-3!
Winner by pinfall in 7:45…Stan Fulton!Fulton rolls out of the ring after the win, accepting the fans’ congratulations and backslaps as he lumbers his way up the ramp, still shaking off those last couple strikes…meanwhile, Punswick regains his breath and sits up, slapping the mat in anger at the reversal and loss.
DDT Title Black Cat MatchChloe © vs. Alexis Darling[/i]
”Radioactive” brings out Alexis Darling, accompanied to the ring by her twin brother Alexander. Lexie has on a Darling sigil hoodie, pulled over her eyes and he keeps her head low as she walks down the ramp. Alex, however, keeps alert in case of an ambush by the Saints of Sinners. Lexie walks up the steps, followed by Alex. She walks to the far corner, climbs up the turnbuckle, throws off the hood and raises her arms to the cheers of the crowd. Lexie jumps off the turnbuckle...
As the crowd hears
“Baptized in the Blood of the Innocents” and Chloe's insane laughter followed by Korn's Shoots and Ladders, they begin booing the arrival of the DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion Chloe, who is accompanied by the World Heavyweight Champion Moosehead Jack. Chloe is all business tonight and is focused totally on Alexis Darling. As she climbs into the ring she turns her back only momentarily to climb the turnbuckle and show her Championship belt to the crowd which boos Chloe unmercifully. She jumps down and hands her belt to the referee, who takes the belt, shows it to Lexie who smiles and looks at Chloe with that universal “me wanty belt” gesture. Chloe just shakes her head. The referee then points at both Moose and Alex and orders them to the back. Alex has some last minute words with Lexie who doesn't take her eyes off Chloe. But Chloe finds her attention diverted as Moose takes her by the chin and looks into her eyes and has some words for her. All the emotion drains from her face as Chloe nods slowly at first, then becomes more and more agitated. Chloe finally screams in his face, “I am a martyr. I am a Saint of Sinners. I WILL NOT FAIL!” Moose points to Lexie and smiles, and a demented look adorns Chloe's face as fire burns in her eyes. The referee ties one end of the ten foot rope to Chloe's wrist, then ties the other end to Lexie's wrist. He quickly explains the rules, to win the match, you must hang your opponent over the top rope, but before you can hang her, she has to be bleeding from the head. Both wrestlers glare at one another and the referee steps back and calls for the bell, this one is underway.
Chloe tries to goad Lexie into charging in, trash talking and calling her out. Lexie just stand there, hands on hips. Finally Lexie shows Chloe that she's number one. That enrages Chloe and she charges....and Lexie sidesteps her and begins pounding away with sharp jabs to the head that reopen those wounds on Chloe's head. Lexie jumps up and monkey flips Chloe and back rolls, forcing the bigger woman into the corner and Lexie jumps up on the ropes and rains the Ten Punches of Doom onto Chloe, but at about 8, Chloe picks up Lexie by the throat and just chokeslams her. Chloe steps on Lexie's right wrist and just starts stomping away on her hand. As Lexie stands up holding her hand, Chloe reaches into her pockets and pulls out a strand of barbed wire that she wraps around her hand and pushes Lexie back into the corner and just starts pounding away at her head and quickly Lexie is wearing the crimson mask. Chloe grabs Lexie's right arm and wraps it around the ropes and starts pulling and stretching that arm over the ropes and then kicks the rope and Lexie starts clutching that arm. Chloe repeats the routine with the other arm, the arm with the rope tied to it, and starts pulling and stretching that arm as well before kicking the rope. Chloe beals Lexie out of the corner and kicks her between the shoulderblades before going for a FUJIWARI ARMBAR! Lexie spends a long time in the armbar before finally getting to the ropes. But with no disqualification Chloe has no reason to let go of the hold! The referee finally pulls Chloe off, and the crazed woman starts to stalk the referee, but quickly Chloe goes back to stalking her prey. Chloe grabs Lexie's other arm and begins twisting and kicking and punching the arm before going for another armbar. This time Lexie gets to the ropes, and the referee doesn't even try to count. He just grabs Chloe and pulls her off. The referee is in trouble as Chloe stalks him so he jumps out of the ring out of self preservation. Chloe continues kicking and stomping away on Lexie's shoulders, arms and hands. Chloe picks up the Barbed Wire again and draws it across Lexie's forehead just for insurance. Chloe wraps the rope around Lexie's neck and picks up Lexie and starts to throw her out of the ring but Lexie is able to wrap her legs around the middle rope and she won't go out! Chloe drops Lexie and rolls her into the corner and starts punching and kicking away at Lexie. She takes three steps back and drives a hard shoulder into the midsection of Lexie. She tries to repeat that but Lexie gets a knee up that catches Chloe right on the chin. Lexie spies Chloe's branding iron sitting in the corner and grabs it and drives it deep into Chloe's stomach, then rips the Iron Roses across Chloe's face, and Chloe begins flailing around in the ring holding her face. Lexie tries to pick up Chloe for a BITCH KILLER...but she has a hard time getting the big woman up but after some serious effort finally hits it. Chloe is out but Lexie is in serious pain trying to shake her hands and arms and get some strength back into them, but it appears that Chloe did some damage to Lexie's arms. Lexie can't get Chloe up over the ropes so Lexie rolls Chloe out onto the floor and loops the rope around Chloe's neck. Lexie climbs in over the ropes and tries to pull Chloe up to get the win but she can't hold onto the rope to pull Chloe up off her feet for more than a second or two. You see Lexie trying to think of a way out, and finally Lexie uses the turnbuckles as a sort of pully and wraps the rope around them, then wraps the rest of the rope under her arms and starts using her legs to pull back and finally gets Chloe off the ground. The referee counts 1, 2, 3, 4...but Lexie can't hold it and Chloe hits the ground, still out cold. She tries one more time and drives back farther, and the referee counts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
Winner in 24:22 – and NEW DDT Heavy Metal Ironperson Champion – Alexis Darling The referee unwinds the rope from around Chloe and Lexie falls in the ring, barely able to stand after the rough match. He releases the rope from Chloe and Lexie's wrists and hands the belt to Lexie and shakily she climbs the turnbuckle and displays the belt to the crowd. But rising from the dead on wobbly legs, Chloe stands, grabs her Branding Iron, rolls into the ring and bashes Lexie in the back of the head with the branding iron. Chloe lets out with a gutteral primal scream, picks up Lexie, and hits the Corkscrew! Chloe screams “Count!” and falls across the prone body of Alexis. The referee is seemingly undecided as to what to do.
Suddenly down the ramp comes Moosehead Jack with LD Bennett in tow. They are followed by Stank and LD Williams. Moose is animatedly pointing in the ring and telling Bennett to “do his job”. Bennett is shoved toward the announce table and picks up a microphone.
“Referee, the match is over, but the DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Championship is a 24/7 title. Count the pinfall, or you're out of a job.”
The referee looks at Bennett, looks at the Saints, and decides he better count, albeit slowly. One........Two........Three.
WINNER – And NEW DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion – Chloe!The crowd is incensed as the Saints all roll into the ring to congratulate Chloe, but they realize she is out cold. Moose picks her up and gets Stank and LD to grab the title and Chloe's branding iron and they head out of the ring and up the ramp in a hail of debris to the jeering of the crowd.
Meanwhile the referee has called for medical down to ringside and they are carefully looking over Lexie who appears to be coming out of her unconsciousness. They carefully load her on a backboard and gingerly get her on a gurney and head quickly to the back to check her out.
Firewoman vs. Christian Carter[/i]
“War Child” signals the entrance of Firewoman, drawing the largest pop of the undercard so far as the former champion makes her way down to the ring, hyping the crowd up a little bit even as this is clearly not her preferred match. Christian Carter does not provide quite as engaging an entrance, managing “cocky” and “surly” in his expression as he makes his way into the ring to boos, hitting the ropes a couple times while glaring at Fire.
There’s no explosion of rage when the bell rings, however, just a tight lockup into a side headlock by Christian, reversed into a front facelock by Fire, Christian charges her toward the corner, but Fire catches it with her foot and kicks off to redirect, Christian flips her over his back, but Fire lands on her feet and sweeps Christian’s leg—but Christian catches himself with both hands and jabs out with his foot, catching Fire’s knee—but she yanks the jabbing ankle up into a Boston Crab, but Christian rolls through and kicks her off, Fire off the ropes, Christian looking for the clothesline, Fire ducks, both off the ropes, Christian catches Fire off the crossbody attempt, looking for a Last Call, release—but the catlike Firewoman lands on her feet again! Firewoman with the scissor kick, but Christian, spotting her aiming on the OOTron (who does that?) ducks and dodges—jawbreaker to Firewoman to take her off her feet! Great counter, but barely good for a one-count.
The match continues in this vein, with counter after counter, pumping fan volume during long sequences. At one point, Firewoman toss Christian with two successive armdrags, but looking for the third, Christian rakes the eye! The referee chides Christian as he torques and locks in a side armbar, forcing Firewoman down—she sweeps the leg, but he locks his own into a MMA style cross-armbreaker…Fire is struggling to make it toward the ropes as Christian applies downward pressure—but her reach was a fakeout, as she suddenly swings the arm lower and hoists Christian up, SURPRISE POWERBOMB! The worst kind of surprise—Fire goes into the cover, kickout at 2. Fire breaks from the catch-as-catch-can to really lay into Christian on the mat, trying more to wear him out than to get a pinfall. After a tight knee strike, she goes for the springboard Lionsault (the Second Best Firesault Ever?) but Christian leaps for a CODEBREAKER counter! Hardy har har.
Christian doesn’t get three after this, but Fire seems woozy, and stumbles after a couple quick strikes from Christian—leaping DDT from Carter, plants Firewoman for a long two-count. Looking for the exclamation point, Christian gestures broadly and goes to the top rope…suddenly, Firewoman kips up! Whether it was possum or adrenaline, we don’t know, but it doesn’t matter, as she springboards off the second rope, legs around the neck of a shocked Carter—FLAMETHROWER! Fire rolls into the pin immediately on impact: 1-2-3! Carter couldn’t get it out in time!
Winner by pinfall in 9:21…Firewoman!Firewoman has her arm raised and takes a moment to enjoy the adulation of the fans—a moment immediately ended by Christian, who has regained his footing and BOOTS Fire in the back of the head! (Clearly she should have checked the OOTron.) Carter is putting the boots to Fire and calls for the curbstomp—but as he goes to lift the arms to embarrass Fire with her own move, Alexander Darling hits the ramp! Fire breaks her arms free as Christian loses focus, prompting Carter to exit stage right rather than call his own troops into a broader conflagration.
Falls Count AnywhereGhosthead vs. Danny Taylor[/i]
DANNY TAYLOR vs. GHOSTHEAD – Falls Count AnywhereDanny Taylor’s music hits and he heads down the hall with Vic. The camera catches him walking to the ring Goldberg style. As he rounds a corner, Ghosthead is there, also on his way to the ring. The two stop and stare at one another for a moment, officials quickly call for a referee, knowing things could start. After another moment, Danny starts to walk away, when Ghost lunges at him and catches him with a right cross to the jaw! The match is officially underway!
Ghost throws punches at Danny and Danny responds with forearms to the side of the head that rock Ghost backward. Danny tries a ROARING ELBOW, but Ghost ducks it, catches Danny and hits a SIDE SUPLEX through a well placed table. Ghost gets to his feet and grabs Taylor and pulls him out of the wreckage and whips him into the wall, then proceeds to land repeated kicks to the chest. Taylor stakes them for a minute, refusing to go down, but after the tenth kick, he coughs up a bit of blood and falls to his knees. Ghost lands a knee to his face sending him to the floor then falls on him and covers, but Taylor manages to kick out at two.
Ghost grabs Danny by the leg and drags the big man down the hall, but Taylor grabs onto a piece of equipment and slips from Ghost’s grasp. As Ghost tries to grab his leg again, Taylor repeatedly kicks Ghost in the face, sending him to the floor. Danny slowly gets to his feet and spits out a mouth full of blood, then grabs Ghost by the hair and pulls him up and lifts him for a vertical suplex (fortunately they are now in the outer part of the arena with high ceilings) Danny keeps Ghost up there for a long time to think about it, then finally falls backward and lets Ghost slam into the ground. Ghost howls in pain and grabs the back of his head and back. Taylor is slow to get to his feet as well, but once he is up, he measures Ghost and catches him with a running kick to the face as he sits up. Danny covers Ghost, but this time Ghost kicks out at two.
Danny pulls Ghost up and looks around, Taylor is not much accustomed to fighting outside the ring, so the Silent Warrior grabs Ghost and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX driving Ghost to the floor, then lifts him onto his shoulders and heads down the stairs to the ring, with the crowd going WILD! Taylor makes it to ringside, and dumps Ghost to the floor, then rolls him into the ring and waits for him to get up. As he does, Taylor kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the DYNAMITE DROP but Ghost back drops out of it! As Danny stands, Ghost charges in and SPEARS Danny between the ropes, sending both of them to the floor.
Ghost has no problem fighting outside the ring. He pulls a table from under the ring and leans it against the guard rail and whips Danny into it, Danny crashes through the table and slams into the steel guard rail and slumps to the floor holding his ribs. Ghost walks over to Danny and stands over him menacingly, then slashes his thumb across his throat, drawing more boos from the crowd. He pulls Danny into a sitting position and hammers thunderous forearms down across his chest. Ghost stares menacingly at the fans, then lifts Danny and goes for the NIGHT TERROR but before he can flip over Danny’s back, Taylor throws him off! Ghost flies over the guardrail, the fans scatter, and he lands in the empty chairs! Ghost writhes in pain as Danny steps over the guardrail and lands a couple kicks to his ribs, then lifts him and hits LETHAL COMBINATION! Danny pulls Ghost up and throws him back over the guard rail, then back into the ring and covers him, but Ghost kicks out at two again.
Danny pulls him up and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a T-BONE SUPLEX, and as they hit the mat, Danny keeps hold of the arm, spins around and traps Ghost in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Ghost howls in pain! Getting to the ropes doesn’t do a bit of good in this one. Ghost struggles and finally manages to get to his feet and relieve the pressure on his arm, but Danny still holds on trying to pull Ghost back to the mat. Ghost uses his free hand to land some punches to Danny’s face, but they don’t have enough force to free him from the hold. Ghost begins to laugh and his eyes kind of roll back into his head, and he looks down at Danny and sprays BLACK MIST……but Danny had this scouted, just before Ghost unleashed the deadly spray, Danny releases the hold and rolls to one side, all we get is a nasty black spot on the canvas!
Danny gets to his feet and Ghost tries another spear through the ropes, but Taylor catches him with a knee to the face, then grabs him and hits the DYNAMITE DROP! Ghost writhes in pain, clawing at his face, he rolls out of the ring to the floor, and Danny looks confused, then sees why, he hit his move right in the puddle of black mist on the floor. Taylor looks conflicted about what to do next. Vic races to the ring and tells Danny to leave the ring and pin him. Taylor slides under the ropes and falls on Ghost, one…..two…..thre…..NO! Ghost rolls his shoulder! Taylor gets to his feet and doesn’t seem sure whether to press the attack or call for help. Vic urges him to finish Ghost now, end the match so Ghost can get medical help.
As Danny tries to pull Ghost up, Ghost nails him with a LOW BLOW. Danny falls to the floor writhing in pain. Ghost gets up and staggers around the ring and finally grabs a bottle of water from a ringside fan and dumps it on his face trying to clear his vision. Finally able to see, at least a little, Ghost grabs a chair and heads back toward Danny. He waits for Taylor to get to his feet and swings the chair at Danny’s head, but Danny ducks and the chair SLAMS Vic right in the face! Vic falls to the floor out cold, Taylor turns and sees what happened, then looks back at Ghost, eyes wide with rage, Ghost just smirks and says “now we’re even.”
With that Danny goes after Ghost and the two of them start throwing haymakers at one another. The fine line between wrestling and shoot seems to be a bit blurred here as some of the shots look stiff as hell and soon both men are bleeding and their faces are swelling. The fight heads back up the ramp and into the back and finally spills out into the parking lot.
Danny and Ghost battle all over the parking lot, Ghost hitting Danny with anything not nailed down, while Danny foregoes weapons and just keeps coming at Ghost, hitting him with forearms, kicks and suplexes. Finally, they both climb onto a flatbed trailer parked next to an expensive looking car and continue their fight there. Ghost grabs a two by four and tries to take Danny’s head off, but Danny ducks and sweeps Ghost’s legs taking him down. Danny tries to trap Ghost in a SCORPION but Ghost rakes his eyes and fights out of it.
The two men slowly get to their feet and continue the fight, Danny gets the better of the exchange and Ghost teeters on the end threatening to fall onto the car below it. Just as he is about to fall, Ghost rakes Danny’s eyes causing him to stumble around. Ghost steadies himself, and leaps at Danny for the PHANTASMAGORIA but Danny holds him, then leaps off the flatbed, and they CRASH THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD OF THE CAR NEXT TO IT! Both lie motionless, but somehow Ghost keeps the triangle choke part locked in! Danny tries to free himself, but he can barely move. Soon enough, Danny goes limp. Neither man is moving and officials rush to the scene to help them out. They pull Ghost onto the hood first, and he rolls off the hood and stands up then collapses back onto the hood just as Taylor gets pulled from the front seat, falling across his chest. The referee looks around and quickly slaps the hood three times and the match is officially over!
WINNER in 27:33 - Ghosthead
Intercontinental Title MatchMai Muyo © vs. Jason Allen vs. Daniella Murphy[/i]
Jason Allen is out first, and receives a very warm reaction. He poses on the turnbuckles, and then stretches in his corner. Daniella Murphy is next. She receives a more mixed reaction, but doesn't seem to notice. She poses in the middle of the ring, arms raised, and then runs the ropes to warm up. Finally, OOWF Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo steps onto the stage and the crowd goes wild. The champion makes her way down the aisle and circles the ring greeting the fans before climbing into the ring. She hands her championship to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd before handing it ringside. Hightower calls the three wrestlers to the middle of the ring, gives him their instructions, and calls for the bell.
Daniella immediately grabs the champion and sends her across the ring. Mai ducks a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes, only to run into a superkick from Allen. Allen turns around into a boot to the gut and a DDT from Daniella. She covers, but only gets one. She pulls Allen to his feet and stuns him with a forearm. She sets up a suplex, but Mai sweeps her legs, taking her to the mat. Allen stumbles, and Mai leaps up and nails him with an Ace Crusher. Mai rolls to her feet and springs off the middle rope, hitting a moonsault double stomp onto Daniella. Mai covers, but also only gets one. Mai rolls to her feet, and Allen sends her to the ropes. Allen leapfrogs her return pass and goes to the ropes himself, springing off with a flying forearm. He pulls Mai to her feet to follow up, but a kick to the head from Daniella knocks him off balance. Murphy throws a discus punch, but Allen ducks at the last moment and it hits Mai. Allen straightens up and leaps, nailing Daniella with a Pele kick. He goes to the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault on Mai, hooking the champion's leg and getting a two count.
Allen is first to his feet, and pulls Mai up into a snap suplex. He grabs Daniella as she gets up and slams her onto Mai. Daniella rolls to her feet and Allen sends her to the ropes, levelling her with a leg lariat. Mai is up, and Allen rushes her, shoving her into the corner. He hits a number of chops, and then whips her across the ring. The champion reverses, and follows Allen in with a stinger splash. He stumbles out of the corner, and Mai hits the ropes and plants him with a bulldog. She rolls him over and tries to cover, but Murphy drags her off. Daniella tosses Mai hard into the corner with a belly-to-belly suplex. She charges in after her, but Mai darts out of the way. Murphy gets her arms up and stops her momentum, but Mai hooks her from behind and rolls her up. Hightower is in position, but Murpy powers out at one. She rolls to her feet - and Allen catches her with a European uppercut. Allen sends Murphy to the ropes and throws a standing dropkick, but she catches his legs and stops dead, causing his head to slam into the mat. Murphy rolls him over into a Boston crab. Hightower checks, but Allen refuses to tap. Mai sprints across the ring and springs off the middle rope. She hits a flying clothesline on Murphy that both breaks the hold and snaps Allen's legs back toward his head. Murphy rolls to her knees, and the champion nails her with a shining wizard. Mai rolls Allen over and hooks both legs. Hightower counts One...Two...thr - Allen kicks out just in time.
Mai waits for Allen to get up and stuns him with a kick to the temple. She whips him toward the corner but he reverses, following her in with a clothesline. Allen hauls the champion onto his shoulders and backs onto the second rope - Green Bay Plunge! Allen hooks the leg on landing, rolling the champion up. Hightower counts One...Two...Murphy drops an elbow into Allen's throat to break it up. Daniella pulls Allen up and stuns him with a European uppercut, followed by a forearm to the jaw. She doubles him over with a knee to the gut and plants him with a gut wrench suplex. She hits a jumping leg drop and covers, but Mai breaks it up at two. Mai pulls Daniella up and sends her to the ropes. Daniella reverses and plants her feet. She ducks her head and hits a backdrop. Mai turns in the air and Lands on her feet, but Daniella catches her with a mule kick. She turns and plants the champion with an STO. She covers, but Allen hits a slingshot legdrop to break it up at two.
Allen pulls Murphy to her feet and buries a knee in her midsection. He follows that with an elbow to the back of the neck and sets her up for a suplex. Murphy blocks and reverses. Allen twists free in the air, drops behind her and hits a German suplex. He bridges, but Daniella rolls a shoulder in time. Mai is up and throws a kick at Allen's head. He ducks it and catches her foot. He tries to twist her into an ankle lock, but she hits an enzugiri with her free leg. As he stumbles back, Murphy grabs him in a waist lock. He breaks her grip and nails her with a Pele kick. He turns and runs up the ropes, leaping over Daniella to hit the champion with a missile dropkick. He rolls out to the apron and springboards off the top rope into a splash on Daniella. Seeing the champion getting up, he forgoes the cover and rolls to his feet. He catches Mai with a kick and sets her up for the Royale Flush. Before he can hit it, Daniella kicks him in the knee. He staggers, and Mai breaks free. Daniella rolls to her feet and levels Allen with a clothesline. She turns to the champion - and eats a superkick. Mai sends Daniella to the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana, but Daniella reverses into a powerbomb. Hightower slides into position and counts One...Two...Thr - Allen breaks the pin.
Allen drags Daniella to her feet and sends her to the ropes. She reverses, and plants him hard with an inverted atomic drop, then sprints for the ropes. Mai hits the ropes on the opposite side. Mai goes high with a leg lariat to the back of the head, while Murphy hits a spear in a modified Call of the Wild. Daniella rolls to her feet and throws a haymaker. Mai ducks it and drive a boot into her stomach. Endgame! She covers, and Hightower counts One...Two...Three!
WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 27:06, Mai Muyo.Onslaught Title Round Robin Match #3Chris Evans © vs. Amazing Jos[/i]
Jos, who was watching the entire match from the commentary table, gets up and goes right after Evans.
Evans is clearly not wanting to have anything to do with Jos at the moment, and is looking to get the match one as quick as possible. Evans levels Jos with the Eye of the Storm. Evans goes for the cover and grabs the tights and puts his feet on the ropes, going for a Darling finish. 1…2…
Tommy Wilder, who is still out at ringside, knocks Evans’ feet off of the ropes, refusing to let Evans get another win like that. Evans looks over the ropes, and tells Wilder to keep out of his business. Evans turns around and into the OH EM GEE. Evans is knocked back into the ropes and somehow still on his feet, but is clearly not in his right state of mind. Jos follows this up with the 7-1-3 TILL I D-I-E, goes for the cover. 1…2…3.
Winner, in 5:43, and New OOWF Onslaught Champion, Amazing Jos
