OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Norman Wells, Northwest Territory
Wednesday, May 29th 2013
Campeonas de Trios Tournament Special
Campeonas de Trios First RoundLose Tejanos Mascadores (Texpress & Amazing Jos) vs. Banned From Extreme (Banned from Everywhere & Tommy Wilder)[/i]
BFX comes out to the sounds of
Insane in the Brain Tommy is racing to ringside, while Justin and Bill follow behind on Drunkey and Drunkette. They circle the ring while Tommy is perched on the top turnbuckle and flies into the air, double-somersaulting and landing on his feet on the Lithuanian Announce Table!, scaring the crap out of the two foreign dudes, but popping the crowd.
Amazing begins to play and Amazing Jos appears on stage, hands crossed in front of him and head down. We get a BOOM of pyro and suddenly, he is flanked by Phantos & Lucios. The crowd pops again as they head to the ring and we're ready to get underway!
We get Bill and Lucios to start us off. Bill gets backed into the corner pretty quickly, but battles his way out with several Bionic Elbows. Bill backdrops him and tags in Wilder. Tommy launches himself in and nails Lucios with leg lariat. Tommy hits the ropes and springs off with a twisting elbow as Lucios gets to his feet. Lucios bounces into his corner and tags in Phantos. Phantos pops in and goes right at Wilder. They trade arm drags, then Tommy pops off an Enziguri that knocks Phantos to his knees. Tommy springs off the ropes and nails a Shining Wizard. He covers for 2, but Jos is in to break it up. Justin comes in to pull Jos off, Lucios charges in and nails Justin, and before too long, we have a true Pier 6'er in the ring.
The referee is running around trying to get guys out, but to no avail. The cameras cut back and forth rapidly trying to keep up. Phantos and JOs go High/Low on Justin. Tommy hits a Lung Blower on Lucios. Bill scoops Phantos up for a shoulder breaker. Jos Nails Bill with a Dragon Suplex. Tommy hits him with a Moonsault immediately. Justin hits the High Risk Headlock on Phantos into the turnbuckle, and turns around into a Mafia Kick from Lucios. Bill is on his feet and SPEARS Lucios through the ropes, and both men tumble to the floor. Phantos runs the ropes and dives through the ropes into Bill & Lucios. Tommy jumps to the top rope, RUNS ALONG IT and flies off with a Shooting Star press onto Phantos, Lucios & Bill. Jos is quickly on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a 630 Splash into the mass of bodies on the floor. Justin is now alone in the ring. He is leaning over the top rope, looking at the pile of humanity on the floor. He looks to the sky and starts to yell "DOOOUUUGMmmmmppppph" Ellie Mae JUMPS on the apron and clamps her hand over Justin's mouth! We can hear her tell Justin that "Nothing good ever happens when you do that" Justin nods and smiles, then climbs to the top turnbuckle, He Yells out "CANNONBALL!" takes a deep breath, holds his nose, and cannonballs into the air.
Lucios catches him and tosses him into the barricade. Tommy nails him from behind with a body splash. Jos hits an elevated DDT on Bill. Phantos superkicks Tommy, who spins around into a FALCON KICK from Jos! Jos rolls Tommy into the ring and tries to cover, but Justin is there to break it up and catch him with a bulldog. Bill is on the top for a FREEBIRD! he covers Jos 1..2.. and Lucios pulls him off, and in one motion, hauls him up for a Border Toss into the turnbuckles! Tommy finishes off a CHAOS THEORY on Phantos, then jumps on the top rope and flies off at Lucios. Lucios catches him in mid-air and turns it into a huge powerslam! Phantos dropkicks Bill over the ropes, and he lands hard on the floor. Lucios slide up behind Justin. ELECTRIC CHAIR! Phantos & Jos both climb turnbuckles. The crowd realizes what is about to happen and roars with anticipation ... DOUBLE DROPKICK DEVICE! Justin lands hard, Lucios drops down for the cover and Jos cuts off Tommy as the referee counts 1...2....3!
Winners, in 9:12, Los Tejanos Mascadores!Campeonas de Trios First RoundSaints of Sinners (Stank, LD Williams, & Jeremy Punswick) vs. Drink & Destroy (Danny Taylor & Murphy’s Law)[/i]
Path Less Taken by
Taproot brings out the OOWF Tag Team Champions Stank and LD Williams along with Jeremy Punswick. The crowd boos the hell out of the Saints of Sinners except for small pockets of black shirted fans chanting “SAINTS of SIN-ners”. As they get into the ring Punswick points to the pockets of the black t-shirted fans and Stank just shakes his head.
Alchohaulin Ass by Hellyeah brings out the Drink and Destroy contingent of Danny Taylor and DK and Daniella Murphy. As the D&D crew slaps hands around the ring the Saints jump out of the ring and begin brawling with the Murphys and Taylor. Stank and Taylor begin slugging it out, but LD and Puns manage to take out DK and focus on Daniella, who gets posted and rolled into the ring. LD Follows in and the referee rings the bell to start the match while the rest of the teams work their way to the corners.
Daniella finds herself the face in peril for a good long time as the Saints keep the ring cut in half and work the big woman over with power moves and double team moves. Stank hits the Shitfaced on Daniella and tries to pin her but Daniella is able to get a leg over the rope and get the break. Stank picks Daniella up for an Oklahoma Slam and picks up Daniella and backs er into the corner and tags Punswick, who throws Daniella into the ropes for a clothesline. But Daniella is finally able to duck under Punswick and roll over to her corner and tag in her brother DK who comes in all house o' fire on the Saints. DK's run is ended by a borderline low blow by Punswick, who stops the momentum and starts pounding away. The Saints again execute the classic cutting the ring in half and come very close to putting DK away with a Canadian Destroyer from LD but DK is able to make the ropes. Punswick gets the tag and starts working over DK with hard elbow strikes and hooks him up for a Dragon Suplex but Daniella runs in for the save and pulls her brother over for the tag to Danny Taylor. Taylor explodes on Punswick and all six wrestlers end up in the ring brawling away until the Murphys clothesline Stank and LD out of the ring and Taylor hits the Dynamite Drop! Taylor locks in the TNT, and with the Murphys keeping Stank and LD occupied brawling away at ringside, Punswick has no alternative but to tap out.
Winner in 13:45 and advancing – Drink and Destroy!The tag champs do not go quietly, however, as they charge into the ring with some chairs and first sending Danny flying to the floor. Stank’s able to catch Daniella coming in with a chair shot right to the skull. And that allows the tag champs and a now recovered Punswick to really work over DK Murphy finishing with a Pillmanized STANKONIA.
Campeonas de Trios First RoundMatt Folz & Salvation (Stan Fulton & Mai Muyo) vs. Pretty Hate Machine (Firewoman, Alexis Darling, & Miranda)[/i]
"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" fires up and the former New Guard members make their way to the ring to a mixed response. The crowd seems to love Stan and Mai, but is at best reluctant to cheer Folz. There is no such reluctance to cheer as "War Child" fires up and Firewoman, Alexis Darling and OOWF Newcomer Miranda come down the aisle to thunderous applause.
Folz, Stan and Mai are arguing who's going who's going to start the match for their team, and their opponents take advantage. Alexis dropkicks Mai over the top rope, Fire hits Folz with a lariat that sends him out, and then Fire and Miranda hit Stan with a double dropkick that clears the ring. The 3 women celebrate along with the crowd while the former New Guard teammates regroup outside. Mai slides back into the ring to start things off against Fire and this one is officially under way.
Mai smiles and shakes Fire's hand as Folz looks on annoyed from the apron. The current Intercontinental Champion and former World Champion then proceed to do a beautiful chain wrestling sequence that Mai surprises everyone by getting the advantage of. Fire nods respectfully and tags out to Alexis as Mai tags in Stan.
For the next few minutes, Alexis and Fire use their speed advantage and technical ability to negate Stans power and use several quick tags to keep the big man off balance. Fire hits the Firestomp and covers, but Folz comes in and breaks up the 3 count. Fire looks for the BFE, but Stan recovers and powerbombs her off the top rope. Stan moves to his corner and tags in Folz. Fire crawls to her corner looking to tag Alexis, but Miranda tags herself in. Folz chuckles to himself and invites the rookie in to make her OOWF debut.
Miranda charges and surprises Folz by nailing him with a flying forearm. Folz gets quickly back to his feet, only to be taken down by a hard spinning heel kick. Miranda quickly goes to the top and hits a missle dropkick, she covers but only gets a one count. Miranda whips a stunned Folz into a nuetral corner and looks to hit a high knee, but Folz moves and we see Miranda's knee hit the turnbuckle hard. Folz immeadiately takes advantage, driving several elbows into Miranda's knee. Kneebreaker and dragon screw legwhip are followed by a figure 4 attempt, but Miranda reverses to a small package for 2. Folz waits for Miranda to limp up and then levels her with a clothesline. Folz drags Miranda back to his corner and tags in Fulton. Stan hits a running powerslam, then a powerful vertical suplex. Folz motions Fulton over, the two talk strategy for a second and Fulton nods. Stan tags in Folz, then hits a backbreaker and holds Miranda over his knee as Folz comes off the top rope with an elbow drop: Demo Decapitation. Folz covers, but Miranda just barely kicks out at two. Folz keeps up the attack, hitting a brainbuster and a overhead belly to belly suplex. Bridging German Suplex gets 2. Folz just laughs and blows a kiss towards Fire and Alexis, saying "You sure know how to pick them Lisa" drawing glares from not only his opponents, but also his partners. Head and arm Folzplex throws Miranda back into the corner as we see Moosehead Jack heading down to ringside. Folz tags in Mai, says "It's time to end this" and directs Mai to the top rope. Mai heads up, Folz gets in position and the two attempt the Rocket Launcher.. but Miranda moves at the last second. Mai tries to clear her head as Miranda crawls slowly across the ring towards her corner. Mai tags in Folz, who tries to cut off Miranda's tag but is seconds too late as Miranda makes the hot tag to Firewoman!
Folz tries to beg off, but Fire is having none of it, overwhelming Folz with her unique combination of speed, power and pure fury. Two big right hands stagger Folz, who turns and is nailed by a codebreaker. Fire hits a brainbuster and then locks Folz's arms in position and hits a curbstomp. She tags in Alexis who heads up top and hits the Pheonix Splash, completing a combined Dark Darling Rising! Alexis covers but Folz just barely gets his foot on the bottom rope. Alexis looks for the Bitch Killer, but Folz elbows her in the ribs before she can execute it. While the referee is focusing on the action in the ring, Moose nails Stan Fulton in the back with the World Championship, causing him to fall off the apron. As Mai turns to check on her partner, she's blind tagged into the match by Folz. Mai looks at him confused, but he just motions her into the ring. Mai slides into the ring, as Folz dives off the apron and clotheslines Moose. Mai goes to slam Alexis, but is rolled up, 1...2...3.
Winners in 25 minutes and moving on to the next round: Pretty Hate Machine (Firewoman, Alexis Darling and Miranda)After the match, Folz and Fulton each begin to brawl with Moose, before OOWF security somehow manages to seperate them. Moose just smiles at each as he's led away, holding up his Championship and saying "Neither of you will ever beat me for this"
Campeonas de Trios First RoundSaints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack, Chloe, & Christian Carter) vs. Alexander Darling, Poe, & The Kai[/i]
Poe, Alex and Kai are announced and make their way to the ring, they are all banged up from the pay per view, but they huddle in their corner and wait for their opponents. “Scarecrow” plays, and Moose, Chloe and Carter come out from the back. Moose and Chloe are beat up pretty well too. Moose glares at Moose and takes the title from around his waist and slowly holds it in the air, and Alex snarls and sits on the middle rope and dares the Saints to come to the ring. Moose snarls and they charge the ring, sliding under the bottom rope, and the fight is ON!
Moose goes right after Alex and the two of them throw down, with Alex getting the quick advantage, until Chloe nails him from behind with a punch to the back of the head. When Alex turns to grab Chloe, Moose lifts him from behind and tries the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER, but as he gets him on his shoulders, Kai charges across the ring and SPEARS Moose, sending he and Alex between the ropes to the floor. Carter has Poe in the corner and is using his boot to choke out the big man. Kai gets to his feet and dodges a Chloe clothesline attempt and catches her on the rebound with a FALLAWAY SLAM! Kai kips to this feet and grabs Carter from behind and peppers him with punches to the face backing him across the ring. Kai whips Carter to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a back elbow to the face that sends Carter to the floor.
Alex gets to his feet on the outside and slides into the ring, and they have Chloe surrounded on three sides. Chloe snarls and challenges all three of them to come after her, but as she gets close to the ropes, Moose and Carter grab her legs and pull her to the mat and out of the ring to safety. The Kai decides this would be a good time to fly and he dives over the top rope at the trio, but they move and Kai SLAMS into the barricade ribs first and falls to the floor hard. Moose and Chloe slide under the ropes and take the fight to Poe and Alex while Carter remains on the outside and picks up a chair and SLAMS it down across Kai’s head. Kai is woozy, and Carter makes it worse by choking him with a ringside cord.
Inside the ring, Chloe and Poe square off and Chloe lands several kicks to Poe’s knees that weaken the big man, but Poe won’t go down. Chloe bounds off the ropes and charges at Poe, but Poe hits the HEIROGLYPH! Chloe hits the mat, dazed. Moose has Alex on the ropes and is trying to dig his eye from his skull when Poe charges across the ring and hammers Moose with punches to the side of the head. Moose staggers around the ring, and while the referee is checking on Alex, Moose digs into his pocket, Moose pulls out a pair of brass knucks and slips them on, Poe spins Moose around and Moose CRACKS Poe right on the temple! The big man staggers backward and slumps against the ropes, Moose charges in and nails Poe again, sending the big man between the ropes to the floor.
Chloe is back on her feet now and she grabs Alex and slams him in the face with a headbutt as he staggers, Moose charges off the ropes and hits a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Alex falls to the floor and looks around and sees Kai barely holding on against Carter’s onslaught and doesn’t see Poe anywhere. Alex rolls under the bottom rope and grabs a chair, when Chloe reaches between the ropes, he CRACKS her on the skull with the chair! Chloe slumps on the middle rope, blood running off her head. Carter races around the ring and SPEARS Alex, sending them both into the stairs! Moose leaves the ring and reaches under the bottom rope and grabs HDBIII and pulls a piece of barbed wire from the bat and wraps it around his fist and HAMMERS a barely conscious Poe until blood is pouring down his face. The Kai struggles to his feet and rolls under the bottom rope and grabs Chloe and pulls her up, goozles her and tries a REEF BOTTOM, but Chloe lands several elbows to the side of his head knocking him off balance, then BLASTS Kai with the ASIATIC SPIKE! Kai grabs his throat and falls to the mat, rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor.
On the outside, Moose sets up a table and grabs Poe, but the big man isn’t quite out of it yet. He reverses an attempted whip and sends Jack into the set up table, knocking it over and sending Moose flying. Poe drops to one knee, spitting blood from his mouth and trying to clear his head. Across the ring, Alex has a chair again and he brings it down on Carter’s back sending him staggering around ringside. Chloe chases Kai and pulls a table of her own from under the ring and sets it up right next to the apron. She turns around and pulls Kai up, but Kai nails an uppercut that rocks Chloe back on her heels, he goozles her again, and lifts her in the air, but Chloe is high enough to hold onto the top rope, so essentially Kai just lifts her onto the apron. He turns around and Chloe grabs his head and SLAMS her knee into his face! She grabs Kai and pulls him onto the apron and lifts him, oh no! NOT THIS……CHLOE CORKSCREW THROUGH THE TABLE! Kai’s head hits the concrete floor with a sickening thud. Kai is out and medical officials rush to ringside.
With Kai out, Chloe slowly gets up from the wrecked table and grabs HDB and heads toward the ramp where Poe is battering Moose. Chloe swings the bat and catches Poe on the back of the head, he lurches forward right into a DDT from Moose! Moose pulls a pair of handcuffs from the pocket of his shorts (does no one ever check this guy?) and cuffs Poe to the guard rail. He and Chloe head toward Alex, who has Carter pinned against the guard rail, hammering him with punches to the face. Carter is a bloody mess, but Alex has rage in his eyes and will not stop. Moose and Chloe attack and take Alex to the floor. He fights for all he’s worth, but once Carter recovers, no one is stopping a three on one attack. Carter and Chloe pulls Alex up and Moose grabs him and PLANTS him with a RANHEI on the floor! They look to the North Korean Announce Table, where the announcers are calling the action:
Announcer 1: And Kim Jong-un is making both Alexander Darling AND Moosehead Jack tap out! This man is the greatest professional wrestler to ever live!
Announcer 2: That means Kim Jong-un has won all the titles tonight! By submission! And he has not even broken a sweat! Is there anyone who can possibly challenge him?
Announcer 1: He has defeated the entire OOWF roster tonight, by submission, in less than five minutes. He has claimed all the titles. No one has even been able to get in one offensive move against him! He IS the greatest of all time!Chloe and Moose chase the announcers away while Carter rolls Alex onto the table. Kai is being stretchered off by some officials, while others are trying to free Poe. Still others race to ringside to prevent whatever the Saints are thinking. Carter climbs onto the table and lifts Alex, and hits the FINAL TESTIMONY (Omega Driver) sending Alex crashing through the table! Alex is not moving at all, and to make matters worse, Moose and Chloe are right on him kicking him and slamming chairs down on him. Finally the PHWF locker room comes out and there are enough bodies to pull Moose, Chloe and Carter off of Alex.
WINNER – No Contest in 15:15As the Saints are herded to the back, they all stop by Poe and land a few kicks on him as well. A stretcher is brought down for Alex, and he is loaded up. The crowd is in a stunned silence, what have we just seen here?
The Word vs. Roy Kenoit[/i]
It’s time for action as the “Mad Sable” Roy Kenoit is walking around the ring holding his goalie pad in one hand and a weight belt in the other. He stops his walking as
Bach’s “Fugue in D Minor” begins to play. The mysterious and masked Word steps out from the back with his priest Father Lou. FL makes the sign of the cross in front of The Word and relays a blessing before stepping backstage and allowing The Word to make his journey down to the ring. Once again The Word takes a slow and methodical pace before walking up the steps and climbing between the ropes and meeting his opponent in the center of the ring. RK seems to be saying something and The Word just continues to look forward.
The ref calls for the bell as both retreat to their corner. The Word continues his systematic look as Roy puts down his pad and belt. As Kenoit turns back around and stands up to his full height, The Word charges and nails him with a running high knee. Doesn’t look like The Word wants to waste time tonight as he holds on to Kenoit’s head and starts repeatedly ramming it into his knee. The Word finally lets go as RK staggers towards the center of the ring and tries to shake some cobwebs loose. The Word stalks him and Roy tries to lash out with a kick but TW grabs it and holds on. Kenoit tries to counter with enzuiguri, but The Word ducks under and reaches down to grab the other leg and steps through into a wheelbarrow position. He lifts Roy up and grabs a half nelson…WHEELBARROW DRIVER. He stays in position and hooks the leg…
1…
2…
No, somehow Roy rolls a shoulder at the last second. The Word acts unfazed as he waits for Kenoit to get to his feet. Roy tries to throw some punches but they seem to have very little effect and The Word grabs his arm…SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE and he quickly lifts Roy back to his feet an spins him around…JUDGEMENT (Hangman’s Neckbreaker) and once again The Word holds on as he rolls up to his feet and gets in the same position again, but this time he adds another spin and pulls RK towards him and damn near knocks him out with a vicious elbow to the temple. The Word looks like he’s dished out enough punishment and drops down and locks in THE HAND OF GOD (Mandible Claw). It takes just a few short seconds before Kenoit is in la la land and that’s it folks.
Your winner in 4:11, The WordCampeonas de Trios SemifinalPretty Hate Machine (Firewoman, Alexis Darling, & Miranda) vs. BYE[/i]
Pretty Hate Machine advances to the finals.
Campeonas de Trios SemifinalsDrink & Destroy (Danny Taylor & Murphy’s Law) vs. Los Tejanos Mascadores (Texpress & Amazing Jos)[/i]
Big time clash of the fan favorites in this second round match, as Drink & Destroy makes their way down first, looking battered but ready after making their way through the Tag Team Champions and Punswick…Los Tejanos Mascadores look to have a little more gas in the tank, though it’s clearly not their first rodeo of the night. Handshakes briefly, and Danny Taylor opts to start against Lucios.
It’s a battle of the big men as Taylor and Lucios muscle each other around, looking for control…it’s Danny who gets it first, opting to cease grappling for a few of those MMA strikes, keeling Lucios over before Danny comes off the ropes with the big boot…a near fall there, but Lucios keeps coming back at Danny, two men fighting clean but not giving an inch—Lucios manages to pull off a jawjacker reversal on Danny when he turns out of a suplex attempt, and gets the tag to the one-night-only-masked Phantos, who leaps up to the top rope and nails Danny with a missile dropkick from the top! Good for two and only two, but Phantos keeps it up with kicks until DK Murphy takes the blind tag off of a stumbling Taylor.
Murphy gets the best of Phantos briefly with some stiff brawling, including a superman punch that almost got a three, but he gives Phantos a little too much time to recover before the rear naked choke, and Phantos comes off with the springboard bulldog to flatten DK. DK is clearly still feeling the effects of the beatdown from the Saints and when Phantos starts to rally with the Triple Dropkick combination, every one connects and Phantos gets a near fall. Lucios tags back in, and the two line it up for a Don’t Mess With Texas—but DK slips out from behind Lucios and Phantos crashes and burns! Quick drop toehold by DK to Lucios, and DK gets the hot tag to Daniella, who comes right at the big ol’ Lucios and trades shots, even reversing his catch and powerslam attempt to shove him into the corner and knock him down with a big running clothesline!
However, Daniella misses the blind tag made by Amazing Jos, who flies through the air with the greatest of knees and drops her with the flying knee! A couple more springboards, and Daniella is reeling, though not down quite yet, as she reverses a charge by Amazing Jos into a neckbreaker! Daniella looking for a tag…just then, Ghosthead’s music plays and he runs down from the top of the ramp! Danny drops down to stop him, but inside the ring, Jos is back up and he dropkicks the already-exhausted DK Murphy off the ring apron, blocking the tag! Daniella makes Jos pay with a boot to the gut, but as she hooks him up powerbomb-style, Jos slips out the back: 7-1-3 TILL I DIE KICK! The referee counts as Danny turns back around: 1-2-3!
Winners by pinfall in 8:32…Los Tejanos Mascadores!Amazing Jos celebrates the win in ring, while Phantos and Lucios swing around to Danny to make sure there’s no trouble from Ghosthead, but Ghosthead has already begun his exit, having gotten what he wanted.
Ghosthead vs. Jason Allen vs. Chris Evans[/i]
Chris Evans is out first, in his usual bad mood…perhaps he would have liked to be in the Trios tournament, but “plays well with others” is not on his recent report card…the Nuanced Necromancer, Ghosthead, is out next, to a mostly negative reaction though fans exist…far more fans for the third man in this contest, however, as “Diary Of Jane” blasts over the PA system and heralds the arrival of fresh blood Jason Allen, looking to make a name for himself tonight after a near-miss for the Intercontinental Championship on PPV.
No handshakes, just circling to start, and Evans and Ghosthead choose to go right at Allen to start, as the crowd boos….Jason Allen fights back admirably, quick kicks to knock both men back, but the numbers game is too much as Ghosthead takes his head off with a clothesline after Allen kicks Evans away…Ghosthead hooks the neck, NIGHT TERROR DDT to Allen! Ghosthead goes for the cover, but Evans kicks him off, tries for a cover of his own, but Allen kicks out. Ghosthead hits a running elbow drop on the back of Evans’ neck before tossing Allen from the ring…now Ghosthead is tearing away at Evans, until Chris Evans tosses him with a monkey flip, and catches the rising white-faced killer with a Clothesline from Hades…Evans hooks Ghosthead up, WAY OF THE FUTURE DRIVER! Evans goes for the cover, and this one is over…
…or would have been if Jason Allen wasn’t flying off the ropes, landing a big leg drop across the back of Evans to break up the count! Allen takes a moment to recover, but here come those educated feet of Jason Allen, knocking Evans back into the corner, as Chris Evans ducks into the ropes leading the referee to call for the break, which Allen respects—but Ghosthead is back up and knees Allen in the gut, flipping him with a nasty gutwrench! Meanwhile, Evans has pulled the pad off the top turnbuckle—Ghosthead goes to charge him in the corner, but Evans dodges—Ghosthead adjusts to only catch the metal on the inside ribs, and wincing in pain, pulls Evans back into the corner, knocking the Lionheart face first into the exposed! Ghosthead hooks Evans up for the Impaler Driver, and executes! Evans rolls out of the ring to dodge the cover, however, and just as the winded Ghosthead looks to go to the outside, Evans off the ropes—SICK enziguiri to Ghosthead as his leg is tied up in the ropes! Jason Allen rolls Ghosthead up right off the ropes while he’s still stunned: 1-2-3! Ghosthead kicked out, but not in time!
Winner by pinfall in 9:22…Jason Allen!The announcers acknowledge that you have to give an assist to Evans, but nevertheless, Jason Allen’s educated feet and flight skill pick up a win over the Imperial Onslaught winner, who looks deeply frustrated with the closeness of the outcome in ring as Evans recovers outside.
Campeonas de Trios FinalLos Tejanos Mascadores (Texpress & Amazing Jos) vs. Pretty Hate Machine (Firewoman, Alexis Darling, & Miranda)[/i]
Russ: Welcome back to Midweek Mayhem, and time now for the finals of the one night Campeonas de Trios Tournament which has just taken a sudden sharp turn.
Razz: During the break, Russ, our cameras caught this backstage.
(Alexis Darling is walking out of medical heading back for the Darling suites when Chloe runs up behind her and clocks her with the branding iron. Directly behind Chloe is Christian Carter, and the two of them administer a beatdown in the hallway Chlope grabs a front facelock on Alexis and gets her up, Carter grabs Alexis's legs – SPIKE SCREWDRIVER ON THE FLOOR. Chloe keeps kicking away on Alexis but Carter grabs her by the arm as Firewoman, Miranda, and Poe come running up. Chloe yells “Payback's a bitch, Dark Goddess,” while Carter yells, “Welcome to the New World, Alexis.” as they run away.)Rass: So it looks like the Pretty Hate Machine will be down one person for this finals matchup as they take on Los Tejanos Mascadores.
Russ: Once again, the Saints of Sinners show why they're so dangerous and why they shouldn't be anywhere near this building.
Razz: Russ, the Saints of Sinners control the top two championships in this company. Christian Carter's pedigree is a mile long and he has shown how he can get the job done. Jeremy Punswick is just a beast, and Chloe Neal...
Russ: That Jezebel....
Razz: But I'd rather be on her side than against her.
Russ: Pretty Hate Machine and Los Tejanos Mascadores. The finals of the one night Campeonas de Trios Tournament, let's go to the ring.
Little Texas’ [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw
]"God Blessed Texas"[/url] brings out Los Tejanos Mascadores to the ring, as Phantos, Lucios, and Amazing Jos come out for their third match, this one against friends of theirs. They walk around the ring slapping hands and kissing babies
Blondie's War Child brings Miranda and Firewoman out. They are still talking until the hit the top of the ramp, when they pose, begin bouncing from foot to foot, then sprint down the ramp in tandem, jump onto the apron and climb the turnbuckles to the cheers of the crowd. They jump down and walk up to their opponents and begin shaking hands with their opponents.
Jos starts for the masked team, while Fire and Miranda are arguing about who starts. Finally Miranda steps out and Fire and Jos square off in the center of the ring.
Jos and Fire lock up and go through an extended chain wrestling sequence where neither one claims a consistent advantage until Jos whiffs on a Falcon Kick attempt and Fire sweeps the leg and goes for a Moneyclip but Jos pulls himself to the ropes and tags in Phantos. Phantos and Fire face off in the center of the ring and again work through an extended chain sequence and Phantos begins getting the advantage and tags in his partner Lucios. Fire has an opening to tag in Miranda but doesn't, and the Latina is getting irritated in the corner. Meanwile Lucios begins wearing down Firewoman with more and more power moves. Lucios throws Fire into the ropes and picks her up for a Gorilla Press Slam but Fire slips out and hits the ropes and tries a Lionsault but Lucios catches her in mid air and turns it into a Powerslam! Lucios goes for the cover, 1, 2, NO! Fire kicks out. She uses the ropes to pull herself up but is too close to her own corner and Miranda tags herself in and goes all house of fire on the masked team. Miranda and Jos end up the legal two in the ring and Miranda takes the battle to Jos throwing him into the ropes and hitting a dropkick off the ropes. Miranda sees an opportunity to hit the turnbuckle and land a Moonsault, but Jos rolls out of the way and Miranda eats canvas. Jos wastes no time in locking in a ZVD! Fire tries to come in but Phantos and Lucios block the path ….
When
Laser Cannon Deth Sentence by Dethklok hits and out comes Moosehead Jack, Chloe, Stank, LD Williams, Christian Carter and Jeremy Punswick, weapons in hand, heading for the ring...
Phantos and Lucios stand their ground and Jos joins them. The Saints climb into the ring and attack. Phantos gets a few shots in on Carter, but Carter catches him upside the head with a tire iron sending him to the mat. LD Williams grabs Lucios and he and Stank throw him into the corner and beat him to the mat. Miranda charges at Punswick, but he ducks her clothesline and turns and BLASTS her in the face with a chain wrapped fist! Jos is on his feet, for a moment, then Chloe slams him in the face with her branding iron. The whole time Moose is just standing in the middle of the ring. Fire gets to her feet and quickly assesses the situation. She starts toward Moose, but Carter grabs her from behind and throws her out of the ring to the floor.
Carter goes back to Phantos and tries to pull him up, but Phantos lands several shots to the midsection. He fights back for a minute, then Moose ends that with a hard shot to the back of his head with HDB. Carter pulls Phantos up, sets him up and HITS THE RAZORS EDGE, THROWING PHANTOS OVER THE TOP ROPE, THROUGH THE ARGENTINIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! Chloe has Miranda pinned in the corner and is repeatedly slamming her knee into the rookie’s face until she is a bloody mess. Firewoman slides back into the ring, and immediately gets grabbed by Punswick, and LAUNCHED over the top rope to the floor.
In another corner, LD and Stank have Lucious on the apron, Stank sets up a table and LD hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER sending Lucious through the table! The masked superstar is not moving. Inside the ring, Jos is fighting valiantly, but Carter and Punswick DECIMATE him with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Chloe pulls Miranda to her feet and hits the CORKSCREW! The young prodigy hits the mat and does not move, Chloe kicks her to the floor and medical immediately rushes to her aid. Tommy Wilder, Mai and Stan Fulton rush to the ring, Mai goes after Chloe, backing her into the corner with punches and kicks. Across the ring, Carter helps Punswick lift a bloody and batters Amazing Jos and he hits the EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Jos is OUT! They race across the ring and attack Mai from behind, the three on one doesn’t last long before Tommy Wilder tries to stop it, but Moose casually walks over to Wilder and wraps a strand of barbed wire around his throat and begins to choke him out. As Wilder struggles, Carter catches a chair tossed to him by Stank and SLAMS it down on Tommy’s head. Wilder slumps to his knees.
Fulton never makes it into the ring as he gets jumped by LD and Stank. The OOWF World Tag Team champions hammer the big man with punches and kicks, Stan gets a few shots in, but LD reaches into his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and SLAMS them upside Fulton’s head. The big man’s legs turn to rubber and Stank lifts him up and hits the STANK-U on the FLOOR! Inside the ring Moose grabs the chair and brings it down on Tommy’s head again, then sets him up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER on the chair! Fire tries to save Wilder, but Carter and Punswick grab her again and throw her over the top rope to the floor once again. Fire is livid! Punswick, Chloe and Carter pull Mai out of the corner as Moose hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER on the chair. They take her to the apron and Carter drives her through the table with the FINAL TESTIMONY!
Danny and Vic race to the ring, Vic slides under the bottom rope to check on Wilder, thinking Danny is behind him, but Danny gets ambushed by LD and Stank. Moose grabs Vic and PLANTS him with a DDT! Danny breaks away from LD and Stank and slides into the ring and lays across Vic to protect him, Moose rallies the troops and grabs HDB and pulls strands of wire off of it. LD grabs Danny’s arms, while Stank holds his legs. Moose, Chloe, Punswick and Carter each take strands of barbed wire and WHIP THE SHIT out of Danny’s back! Danny grimaces in pain as disturbing bloody cuts appear on his back. Carter and Punswick start kicking the shit out of Danny’s head, Firewoman tries to come into the ring again, but Chloe tackles her and throws her between the ropes again. Fire grabs a chair and swings it at Chloe’s head, and missies by a fraction of an inch. Poe comes to the ring, furious over being cuffed earlier in the night. He charges into the ring, but is immediately mobbed. Poe fights as well as he can, but the odds are against him. Fire climbs back into the ring with a kendo stick and gets a shot to the back of Chloe’s head, but before she can do anymore, Stank grabs her and throws her out of the ring. She gets to her feet and glares at Stank, but Stank remains defiant “GOTDAMMIT WOMAN STAY OUT OF IT!” Carter pulls Poe up and Poe eats an EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT as well.
The Saints pull Danny to his feet and Moose pulls two pair of cuffs from his pocket and they cuff him to the ropes, arms outstretched in the Christ pose. Danny glares at Moose with hate in his eyes. Moose just looks at him. Chloe steps next to Moose with a chair in her hands, she says something to Moose and Moose nods slowly, Chloe raises the chair and SLAMS it down on Danny’s head. Danny goes limp, hanging in the ropes like a rag doll. Moose gets a mic
I told you the OOWF would burn. I told you the Saints would do whatever we wanted. Look at your White Hats…….LOOK AT THEM! Broken……bloody…….beaten. We are martyrs, we are the Saints of Sinners. This is our world. Stand against us……….and you will be a victim. Moose drops the mic and tilts his head back and closes his eyes, Chloe skips around him singing something maniacally, while LD, Stank, Carter and Punswick stand defiantly behind him. The crowd buzzes as medical works feverishly to get wrestlers to the back as we ……..fade
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