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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:05:21 GMT -5
OOWF Midweek Mayhem Live from Whitehorse, Yukon Wednesday, June 5th 2013
Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter vs. Darlings vs. Stan Fulton & Matt Folz Mai Muyo vs. Tommy Wilder - non-title LD Williams vs. DK Murphy Stank vs. Chad Madison Zane Myers vs. Justin Sane Daniella Murphy vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsoneville Danny Taylor vs. Ghosthead vs. Firewoman Chloe & Jeremy Punswick vs. Amazing Jos & Jason Allen Poe vs. Chris Evans The Word. vs. The Kai Miranda vs. Baron von Oregon
Card subject to Wendigo attack
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:07:05 GMT -5
Ecosystem is sitting in a hospital room.Eco: I guess I aggravated something on the rehab. Nurse #1: Well, you're lucky it wasn't a more serious re-injury. You can't push yourself that hard except under the direction of a trainer. Eco: I know...I just wanted to see if I could make Mayhem tonight. Wanted to be in my baby sister's corner. Nurse #2: You're part of that vile show? Nurse #1: Well here, I think it's still on. The nurses turn on the TV and leave. Eco watches.Eco: How fucking predictable. Eco: ...fucking hell... Eco: .... Eco sits there, quietly for a long time....maybe two minutes of total, uncomfortable, motionless silence. He reaches for his wallet and pulls out some torn paper. He looks around, gets up, hobbles to the side drawer and opens a first aid kit, taking out a piece of gauze. He takes the gauze and goes back to the bed.
Meticulously, he uses the gauze to tape together the pieces. Finally, he drops the taped paper down to the floor...it flutters and lands.Eco looks up at the smiling face before him.Eco: Let's talk. FADE
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:07:43 GMT -5
Back stage everything is a chaotic mess as trainers try to attend to the wounded. Firewoman is walking around kind of dazed a bit, holding her stitched hand, now bleeding anew, a bruise and cut on her forehead, with blood dripping down the side of her face. She's looking around and Lucky finds her.
L: There you are. C'mon get checked--
FW: I need to find--
L: You need to get restitched....do you know you're bleeding?
Fire looks at her hand as if it's the first time she's ever seen such a thing, and becomes fascinated by it.
FW: Huh. I guess I am.
L: Great. Let's--
Fire moves away from Lucky who shakes his head in exasperation, and follows. Fire first comes to Miranda, and her demeanor changes.
M: Hey, coach, I--
FW: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
M: Huh?
FW: WHY DID YOU LUNGE AT PUNSWICK!
M: He was going to....He....I...
FW: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS!?
M: DON'T YELL AT ME!
FW: Miranda...it is MY JOB to keep you safe. I PROMISED your family....HAVE YOU MET YOUR FAMILY?
M: I thought that was part of the deal! We watch each other's back!
FW: No. Not you. Not yet. It's your FIRST MATCH. You need to learn the business, and not get involved in--
Firewoman spies Moose.
M: What?
FW: Just...get back to the Darling Suite and STAY there.
Miranda stalks off pouting. Firewoman makes a Firewoman-patented bee-line towards him and before he can react, he is against the wall with her forearm at his throat.
MHJ: *weakly* Hiya sis.
FW: Miranda. Off limits.
MHJ: Huh?
FW: She's new. She's not a part of this. Off limits or I WILL unleash the devil inside, and you WON'T be happy about it.
MHJ: *Smirking but still having a hard time talking* Sure, sis...whatever you say.
Firewoman lets him go and walks away. Lucky finds her again.
L: Come on.
FW: I have to find--
L: I found him and he wants you to get checked out, okay?
FW: ...
L: ...
FW: Okay.
Fire heads toward an apprehensively waiting medical staff member.
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:08:35 GMT -5
Amazing Jos left his mask at the arena in Norman Wells to do some shopping at a market there when he runs into... Jos: Dawg, Dr Mario! Dr Mario: Atsa me, Jos. We need to check-a you out. Jos: Check me out? I'm Jos! Ain't nothin' wrong with me. Dr Mario: After that-a beating from-a da Saints of Sinners, you need to be-a checked out for any problems Jos: Dawg, I'm cool. Dr Mario: Just-a trust me. Now turn-a your head and cough. (Jos poses for a fan with Dr Mario before he turns his head, and Mario hits Jos up side the head with a hammer. Jos goes down hard and Mario covers him. The referee appears and counts three!)Winner – and new DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion – Dr Mario! Dr Mario: (Standing up and taking the belt) Thats-a nice. Thanks, Jos. (Dr Mario turns around and walks into a swinging baseball bat from....
www.princess-peach.net/official%20art/Recent/sluggers%20peach.jpg [/img] Princess Peach! Princess places a foot on Mario's chest and the referee appears and counts three!)[/i] WINNER – and new DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion – Princess Peach! Princess Peach: (Picking up the title belt) Asshole. You and Delirious. I am NOT a tramp. (Peach turns into a shot from a barbed wire branding iron. One Corkscrew later and Chloe places a foot on Princess Peach, and the referee appears again to count to three.)WINNER – and new DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion – Chloe! Chloe: (Standing up) You may be a tramp, but I'm the queen bitch, bitch. (Chloe delivers branding iron shots to everyone, including Jos. She bends over Jos and whispers in his ear.) Chloe: Best be careful up here in Canada. You never know what they'll spike your weed with, Amazing. (Chloe skips off, DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Championship in hand as we...)FADE
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:09:05 GMT -5
Mai is stumbling backstage, a drip of dry blood on her forehead, She knocks on an unmarked backstage door.
Jaime: The door is unlabeled for a reason--oh, Mai!
Mai: Hi...Jaime...
Jaime: You're hurt.
Mai: I'll be fine. Um...I wanted to apologize...yeah, I guess apologize is right, apologize to Matt for losing the match tonight. I know he put a lot of faith in me--I mean, I really didn't expect him to blind-tag me in when Stan had JUST been attacked by Moose, but I still could have avoided that rollup...I just--
Jaime: Hey Mai?
Mai: Yes?
Jaime: Did you come directly back here instead of going to the medical staff?
Mai: ...I don't remember, but I think so. (Jaime raises an eyebrow.) No, no, I do remember, I was going that way, then I changed my mind and walked here.
Jaime: Okay. Well, given that Matt's first priority is the World Championship and that no one even won the Trios tournament, I think you don't need to worry too much about an apology. Matter of fact, I think we should be getting you down to medical right now if you're feeling a little foggy. How about I walk you over?
Mai: ...That would be...whatever, arigato gozaimasu, yes.
Jaime: (to the inside room) Be right back, hon.
Jaime helps Mai back to the medical room. She leaves the door open, and we see Matt watch them walk away from inside. He raises an eyebrow, then shrugs and returns to doing some work on his laptop.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:09:55 GMT -5
**Stank walks into the Saints of Sinners locker room, where L.D. Williams is on his cell phone.**
LDW: Are you al…Are you…ARE YOU OKAY?
LDW:”I can fix this – I’ll come get you.”
LDW: “Screw the titles. Lucas will understand.”
LDW: “I can’t-”
LDW: “Are you sure? Say the word and I’ll-”
LDW: “Your mother is going to kill me…Correction, both of us”
LDW: <sigh> “All right. We’ll play it your way for now. But if it happens again…”
LDW: “Yeah. Love you too. Bye.”
**Williams hangs up the phone and stares at it for a long moment. He winds up to throw it at the wall, but deflates and drops it on the table.**
S: “What’s going on?”
LDW: “My daughter is…having some trouble.”
S: “What happened?”
LDW: “Long story. “
S: “She okay?”
LDW: “So she says. What the hell do I know over the phone?”
S: “Then go check on her.”
LDW: “I would – I want to – but she said no. If I go, I’m going to deal with the problem for her. She wants to handle this on her own.”
S: “Your call – we can work things out with Bennett if you need a few weeks off.”
**Williams considers this for a long moment before shaking his head.**
LDW: “No. Not yet. As much as I hate to admit it, she can take care of herself. She’d never forgive me if I jumped in without her permission.”
S: “Jumped into what?”
LDW: “Even longer story. She – well she got involved in someone else’s business.”
S: “She sounds like you.”
LDW: “Too much.”
S: “On the other hand, if she’s like you, she’ll get payback – and then some.”
LDW: “If she doesn’t…I bloody well will.”
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:11:20 GMT -5
*Hours later, Chloe arrives with greasy bags and plops one down in front of LD Williams. He opens the bag and pulls out a Styrofoam carton.*
Stank - What??? Poutine again, GOTDAMMIT!??!
LDW - Good stuff... Where you going?
Stank - I'm out. I'm going to find me something to eat.
LDW - You shouldn't go by yourself.
Stank - I ain't scared of nobody attacking me. I'm the almighty Stank! Who would dare?
*Everyone in the Saints of Sinners locker room gives Stank a look.*
Stank - Ahhh maybe you're right... Chloe?
Chloe - Mr. Mann I would accompany you... but...
Stank - It's okay. I'm not going to force you.
Chloe - Sorry.
Stank - You don't need to apologize to me... How about you Punswick?
JP - I love Poutine.
Stank - Right. Carter?
CC - I have other matters to attend to if that's alright?
Stank - Where the Hell is Moose?
LDW - With Bennett.
Stank - Well then I guess I'm on my own. I won't be long.
LDW - Sure. Catch you in the Emergency Room.
Stank - Fuck you.
*Stank gathers his coat, wallet and general stuff, then proceeds out the locker room, down the Hall of Sparse Encounters as the Random Hall is probably too risky, and makes it to his rental.*
Stank - Siri, where is the nearest sit down restaurant?
Siri - *beepbeep* I found seven restaurants in your area.
Stank - Let's try Boston Pizza.
Siri - *beepbeep* You had pizza, yesterday.
Stank - Bitch, don't judge me.
Siri - *beepbeep* Try the Cork and Bull.
Stank - What kind of food do they serve at the Cork and Bull?
Siri - *beepbeep* I have found the menu for The Cork and Bull?
Stank - .... okay, that looks good.
Siri - *beepbeep* Thank you.
Stank - Why the fuck should I thank you? You didn't make the menu.
Siri - *beepbeep* I showed you there was more to life than pizza.
Stank - I KNOW there is more to life than pizza.
Siri - *beepbeep* Yes. Thanks to me.
Stank - Bitch, stop fucking around and just direct me to The Cork and Bull.
Siri - *beepbeep* No. If you're going to be a dick, find the place yourself.
Stank - oh fuck you.
*Stank pockets his IPhone and uses the GPS in his rental to get him to The Cork and Bull. Twenty Minutes later, he is sitting at the bar enjoying a beer and waiting on his order. He glances over at the end of the bar and sees a crop of red hair plopped down on the bar. A 3/4th full bottle of Jameson's sits nearby. At first, Stank thinks it's Moose, but notices the shoulder width is all wrong. That, and a white hat laying next to the bottle, gives it away. He walks over and sits down next to Firewoman. She addresses him without looking up.*
FW - You ready to go Mira- You're not Miranda.
Stank - Nope.
FW -
Stank - She here?
FW -
Stank - You want to kick my ass?
FW - That could happen.
Stank - Been meaning to talk to you.
FW - So talk.
Stank - You've been drinking.
FW - Not nearly enough.
Stank - Later then.
FW - No.
Stank - Lisa.
FW - Lucas.
Stank -
FW -
*Miranda suddenly shows up from the restroom and stands a few feet away. Fire glances over at her, following Stank's gaze.*
Stank - She's pretty.
*Lightning fast, Firewoman brings a fist around, but shockingly, Stank catches it before she hits her mark.*
Stank - Hey I didn't touch her, woman.
FW - Last night...
Stank - I didn't *Fire snatches her fist from Stank's grip* touch her then either!
FW - She is OFF LIMITS!
Stank - Fine by me.
FW - I MEAN IT!
Stank - I HEAR YOU!
*Firewoman grabs the bottle of Jameson's, drops some cash on the bar, then grabs the white hat as Stank shakes his head. Without further incident, she rises to her feet and walks over to Miranda.*
Stank - I still need to talk to you, woman!
FW - You KNOW where to find me! Just follow the white hats!
*Stank's order arrives as he glares at Firewoman and Miranda walking out of the restaurant.*
Stank - *sigh* Let me get this to go.
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:12:34 GMT -5
We come up in the Destroyatorium, and we see the Murphy's sitting at the bar, they are a little banged up, and Ashley and Spencer are tending to them. Vic is standing in the center of the room talking on his phone, and a shirtless Danny sits in a back booth staring at a box that we can't see what is in it. Vic finishes his conversation and hangs up the phone before walking over to check on the Murphy siblings.
Ashley let's him know that they are going to be okay, and then Spencer nods over to were Danny sits alone. Vic lets out a little sigh before nodding and then walking over to check on him. He sits down across from Danny, who does not take his eyes off the box in front of him.
DVD: Hey buddy.......you okay?
Danny doesn't even seem to hear Vic, and just continues to stare intently at the box.
DVD: Danny? Bro? Seriously, you are starting to freak me out a bit here.
Again Danny makes no outward notice of hearing Vic, and just continues to stare at the box, his breath starting to become deeper and quicker.
DVD: What's in the box anyway?
Vic leans forward and the camera follows, we can see in the box is the white hat that Chad had given to each of them. Unopened, and untouched. Without warning, Danny whips his hand across the table sending the box and hat flying across the room. Vic rocks back startled, and the Murphy's are up in an instant expecting the worst. Vic motions for them to sit, as Danny has not stood up, but now is staring at Victor with fire in his eyes.
DVD: You are freaking me out. Talk to me bro.
Danny's eyes narrow and he quickly points to the scar across his throat, and Vic visibly winces at this.
DVD: Fuck, yeah poor choice of words, but you know what I meant. What's going on in your....
Vics words are cut off as Danny points to Vic's face where it is still stitched up from recent attacks from Ghosthead and the Saints. Danny then points back to were the Murphy's are sitting, still getting tended to by Ash and Spence. Then Danny points down to the white hat that is sitting askew on the floor. Danny then just shrugs.
DVD: Yeah, things sucked last night, but we will bounce back, we always do.
At this point Danny starts silently laughing, alternating between that and grimacing. He stands up and spreads his arms wide, his chest heaving with each breath. As he turns around we see the fresh wounds from the barbwire bleeding anew. Danny motions around the room and then stops and makes eye contact with Vic. He points to himself and shakes his head no. He turns and heads towards the back of the bar, stopping just long enough to stomp down on the white hat crushing it before storming out of the back of the bar.
The Murphy's are up and unsure of what they should do. Ashley motions for them to wait as Spencer heads over to Vic.
Spencer: What just happened.
DVD: I don't know babe....I really don't know.
Everyone just stands unsure of how to react, as the scene
FADES
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:13:05 GMT -5
The waiter brings Stank's food back to him in a take-out container. Stank goes for his wallet.Waiter: No charge. Stank: On the house? Waiter: No, the young lady over there paid for you. Mai Muyo waves and walks over to the table.Stank: You have got to be kidding me. Mai: I'm not looking for a fight. Stank: Forget that. How are there four fuckin' wrestlers in the same shitty restaurant? Mai takes out her iPhone.Mai: Siri, where can I get some pizza? Siri: *beepbeep* I told you, you had pizza yesterday. Try the Cork and Bull.Mai: What does the Cork and Bull serve? Siri: *beepbeep* Who cares? Stank's there, and your presence will create dramatic tension. Besides, aren't you there already?Mai: See? Stank: Hold up. How does your phone know where I am? Mai: Is your GPS on? Stank: Why would that let you TRACK me? Mai: I was using the Footprints app! Stank: ...Don't I have to sign up for that to be tracked? Mai: Right, but I borrowed your iPhone while you were sleeping and downloaded the app, permissioned your location to me and then used the parental control passcode option so you couldn't delete the app. Stank: ... Mai: That makes sense, right? Stank: ...Mai, when did you find me sleeping? Mai: ...Let's say "not when I broke into your hotel room?" Stank: ... Mai: Oh come on, you know they don't leave you chocolates while you're sleeping. Stank: Mai...I swear, you are going to tell me the passcode to delete this off my phone right now. Mai: Or else what? You're going to piledrive me onto your chair and powerbomb me through this table...again? Stank: (taking out his phone) ...It's five characters. Mai: (crossing her arms) Not answering. Stank: Mai, is it "Jesus"? Mai: ...Maybe. Stank deletes the app from his phone.Mai: What I wanted to say...is that before all this, I had a lot of respect for you. And I still do. I still do, because I understand loyalty, because even when my brother is awful, and I mean awful-- Stank: Oh, you do mean awful. Mai: --he's still my brother. And I still have to watch out for him. And I get that it's easier to watch out for Jack when you're playing on his team...because he really doesn't let you otherwise. But your obligation to Jack isn't the only one you have. And I just hope that when you realize that...that you'll be open to conversion. Stank rises. He picks up his bag. Stank gets close to Mai, dwarfing her by nearly a foot.Stank: We're done here. Don't follow me. Stank exits. Mai sighs.Waiter: Upset? Mai: No. Just glad he didn't scroll far enough to see Find My Friends.FADE
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 8:13:56 GMT -5
We see Matt Folz in his suite, looking at something on his laptop as Heat/Pacers plays on the TV in front of him. Jaime McAllister comes in carrying a great number of shopping bags.
JM: Hey hon.
MF: Hey gorgeous.
JM: What are you looking at?
MF: Just some tape of my opponents this week.
JM: Uh huh..... what are you really looking at?
MF: (mumbling something)
JM: What was that? Couldn't quite hear you.
MF (Sighing): My new Kindle for PC program.
JM (Laughing): Really? You? Mr. "Fuck Kindles for driving Borders out of business, I will NEVER get one of those things"
MF: Well technically I'm living up to that, I didn't go out and buy an actual Kindle.
JM: Semantics hon.
MF: I know.
JM: Anyway, shut that thing off for a bit, I bought dinner. I'm intrigued, always wanted to try Poutine
MF (Grimacing): Really?
JM (laughing): You're cute when you're easily gullible.
Jaime opens matching containers each containing a big steak, covered in mushrooms and a baked potato drowning in butter.
MF: I don't know what's worse: You calling me cute or you joking about eating that.... stuff. And also (kissing), thanks for dinner.
JM: You're welcome.
The happy couple sit and eat as they watch the game. Folz looks around at the mountain of shopping bags.
MF: How the hell did you get all this shit up here by yourself? Bellhop help you?
JM: Um, no, actually went shopping with someone.
MF: Who?
JM: .......
MF: Hon?
JM: Mai.
MF (Shrugs): Ok. You're not leaving me for her, that's against her beliefs.
JM: Of course not.
MF: And you're not using her to get close to her brother because you're secretly in love with him.
JM: Ewww, gross.
MF: And you're not using her to get to Stan, because if a VIKINGS fan can land a woman like you, that's the first sign of the apocalypse.
JM: Of course not, not using her for anything and have no plans to leave you for anyone. I just wasn't sure how you'd react to the two of us becoming friends.
MF: I'm fine with it. The fact that Mai and I don't associate with each other or see eye to eye philosophically doesn't mean that she's one of my blood enemies or anything. I know you haven't made many friends since you moved from Australia, and also I think you'd be good for Mai. Kind of a nice counterpoint, a sane, slightly older sister compared to her batshit crazy older brother.
JM: You're really ok with this?
MF: I am. I'm more upset with the fact you didn't trust me enough to tell me.
JM: Sorry. Hmm, you know, when I was out, did pick up something for you too.
MF: Oh?
Jaime holds up a Fredericks of Hollywood bag.
JM: Little something for you after the game.
MF: What game? Yo, camera man, get the fuck out of here.
We see the camera backing slowly away as the door shuts and we..... FADE
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Post by BookerShark on May 31, 2013 10:59:55 GMT -5
*It's 6:30am and LD Williams is standing outside in sweats, wearing a pair of shades, holding a steaming cup of coffee in one hand, his other hand in his jacket pocket. Stank is jogging in place a few steps away.*
LDW - What are we doing up this early again?
Stank - Like I said. There will be less chance of violence if you come running with me and Fire.
LDW - I agreed to this?
Stank - Yes.
LDW - I don't do six o'clock in the morning.
Stank - You do today.
LDW - ... ... Where are we?
Stank - It's called outside.
LDW - And what's this hot beverage in my hand?
Stank - That's called coffee. Drink it. It will help you stay awake.
LDW - Coffee... Coffee.... Cof.. fee.. Yeah.. I heard of that. It's that drink you drink in the part of the day I don't do unless I'm forced to.
Stank - You mean the morning?
LDW - That would be it... what time is it?
Stank - Six thirty two.
LDW - In the morning?
Stank - Yup.
LDW - ... what the hell is going on?
Stank - Drink the coffee!
*LD Williams takes a sip of the coffee as Stank spots Firewoman exiting as she prepares for her morning run.*
Stank - There she is.
LDW - Hmm?
Stank - Lisa's over there.
LDW - Who?
Stank - Fire!
LDW - Where? What? What fire?
Stank - Drink your gotdamn coffee.
*LD takes another sip of the coffee and scowls. Stank grabs him by the arm and drags him in the direction of Firewoman.*
LDW - Hey there's Lisa.
Stank - Yeah we're running with her this morning.
LDW - Whatdoyoumean we?
Stank - You and me Billy Dee.
LDW - Nuh uh.. I don't jog.
*Stank halts their advance.*
Stank - Come to think of it... I've never seen you work out.
LDW - *sip*
Stank - How the fuck do you keep in shape?
LDW - I fights
Stank - You... fights.
LDW - That I do.
Stank - Like... mid-day? The afternoon? When no one else is around?
LDW - There's usually someone there.
Stank - And you... fight them.
LDW - Not always.
Stank -
LDW - *sip*
Stank - I.. I don't have time for this. Let's go.
LDW - What time is it?
Stank - Six thirty four.
LDW - In the morning?
Stank - Drink your coffee.
LDW - Is that what this stuff is?
Stank - Yes.
LDW - Whoa there's Lisa.
Stank - Yes we're going to go running with her.
LDW - Hmmm?
Stank - Just come with me!
*Stank walks over to where Firewoman is stretching. She looks up and notices the Tag Team Champions coming her way. She rolls her eyes and continues to stretch as Stank comes to within earshot.*
Stank - You ready?
FW - For what?
Stank - Our run.
*Firewoman stands up straight exasperated.*
FW - Are you kidding me?
Stank - I told you I wanted to talk to you.
FW - You have GOT to- ... ... what's wrong with him?
*Stank follows Firewoman's gaze and sees LD Williams looking at his hand trembling.*
Stank - He doesn't usually get up this early in the morning.
FW - You dragged him out here with you? What are you scared to be alone with me?
Stank - You're pissed at me and you're a Quinn.
FW -
Stank -
FW - Why is he trembling?
Stank - He doesn't usually drink coffee.
LDW - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME??
FW - What did you do to him?
Stank - I watered it down.
LDW - WHOAAOOOOOO!!!!~! ALL RIGHT let's DO THIS!!!!
*LD Williams takes off running down the street.*
Stank -
FW -
Stank -
FW - Where is he going?
Stank - I don't know. Let's just see if we can keep up.
*Fire and Stank start at a medium pace with LD far ahead, rounding a corner at full speed.*
FW - He's going to burn himself out.
Stank - It'll be okay. So... I'm glad to have this chance to talk to you without that stupid white hat.
FW - It's not stupid.
Stank - C'mon woman. You know that hat doesn't belong on your head.
FW - What are you trying to say?
Stank - All I'm trying to say is you belong with us.
FW - Ha! I've done this dance with you guys before... I'm a different person now.
Stank - Bullshit.
FW - Oh yeah? Back then I would have already gutted you for what you guys did Wednesday.
Stank - Back then you would've been doing that shit with us.
FW - Just WHAT is it you guys hope to accomplish?
Stank - What do you think, Fire?
FW -
Stank -
FW - I think things were fine the way they were.
Stank - Fine for who?
FW -
Stank - I... I hate to put you in this position.
FW - No you don't.
Stank - Yes I.. Woman! Look I'm not asking you to choose betwee-
FW - YES you are!
Stank - CAN I FINISH?
FW - Lucas... you... oh shit... look at him.
*Fire and Stank see LD Williams up ahead, sitting on the curb with his head hung low, breathing heavily. They catch up to him and jog in place, looking down at his tired form.*
FW - Poor guy.
LDW - I'm just.... gonna.... stay here... a bit.
Stank - You alright?
LDW - Where... am I?
Stank - We're outside.
LDW - YOU... DRUGGED ME!
Stank - I didn't. You had watered down coffee.
LDW - What time is it?
FW - Six Forty
LDW - IN THE MORNING??
Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:18:53 GMT -5
continuing....
FW: Yes...in the morning...look....just sit over here while Stank and I talk.
Fire leads LD over to a park bench, where he promptly sits down and falls asleep.
S: Great...who gets to wake him?
FW: Not me...this was your idea. Do you really think that bringing him along will change my mind?
S: ......yes?
FW: NO! Stank....first, I have a new project with Miranda I am TRYING to focus on.
S: If you joined us, we could guarantee her safety.
FW: *I* am guaranteeing her safety, Lucas.
S: ...
FW: ...
S: Why are you hanging with drug lord families again? I thought you gave that up?
FW: Let's just say I owe a friend a favor. Besides she's damn talented, and I'm not going to be wrestling my whole life. I need to think about the future.
S: You?
FW: Yes, me. I....oh for the love of gods....
They look over and LD has leaned over until he is laying on the park bench. A local RCMP is checking him out.
S: Sir....SIR!
FW: Hi!!! Officer!
Stank and Fire run up to join the RCMP.
S: He's with us.
RCMP: He is? He looks like a vagrant on a park bench.
FW: I know, it's just....he isn't used to being up this early...and he hasn't shaved so the beard is a little....
RCMP: That couple walking away just put a twoony in his coffee cup.
FW: A what?
RCMP: I'm afraid I'll have to take him.
S: For what?
RCMP: Vagrancy and panhandling.
FW: Wait, you're Canadian! I thought you were all tolerant and shit!
RCMP: Sorry ma'am. C'mon sir!
RCMP starts to roust LD Williams, which Stank and Fire both realize will not be greeted positively. Fire intervenes, steppign between the RCMP and LD.
FW: Say....you know....I've always heard that the RCMPs had to make sure that they were in uniform, all the way down to their boxers.
She looks up at him, trailing a finger across his chest. The RCMP gulps.
RCMP: That...that is true, ma'am......
FW: I don't believe you....you should prove it.
RCMP: I don't know if that's--
FW: How long have you been a...mounter is it?
RCMP: *gulp* Mountie....ma'am.
FW: Mounter...mountie...I knew there was...mounting...involved.
RCMP: *gulp and voice cracks* Six months....ma'am.....
FW: Well, Officer Six Months....I would LOVE to see an example of official uniform underwear....we don't have that in the States.
Meanwhile, while Fire is distracting the mountie, Stank gets LD to his feet and the two of them tiptoe away.
LDW: What the hell....?
S: Fire is helping YOU escape being put in jail.
LDW: What the hell did *I* do? Where am I? What time is it?
S: Um....6:58
LDW: WHAT?
Stank and LD make their way back to the arena, and they are joined shortly thereafter in the loading dock where they are waiting Firewoman. She comes jogging up wearing an RCMP hat.
S: How do you do that?
FW: Being a sociopath helps.
LDW: I am going back to bed.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:20:37 GMT -5
*Stank and Firewoman watch LD Williams walk back inside.*
Stank - Look I'm not looking for you to wear a black T-Shirt here. You don't have to be a Saints of Sinners. Alls I'm saying is... I hope you can forgive your brother, LD, and Me... because shit is about to get real... and I hope you can stay at least neutral on this.
FW - Neutral?
Stank - This ain't like The War. There ain't no war. There are only casualties... and I don't want you to be one. This place is on fire. Rise with us from the ashes... or smolder til you're blown away in the wind.
*Stank puts one hand each on Firewoman's shoulders.*
Stank - I don't give a gotdamn about your husband, his sister, Lucky, or Miranda. I care about you. I know your brother and LD feel the same. We stand across from each other in a match, that's fine. Give me your best because you're sure as shit are gonna get mine... but anything outside of that... do me a favor... stay the fuck out of our way... or join us. If it makes you feel any better bring your pet along for the ride... or keep her on a short leash. There ain't no need for either one of you gettin hurt more than necessary.
*Firewoman looks up into Stank's smiling face, but finds no comfort in it. She sees what is behind the smile. Stank takes his hands off of her shoulders and drops the smile.*
Stank - I'm sorry.
FW -
Stank -
FW - For what?
Stank - I told you when all of this started that we would never intentionally hurt you. I meant it.
*Stank turns and walks away without another word.*
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:21:47 GMT -5
*Hours later Stank runs into Moosehead Jack in the Hallway of Random Encounters.*
MHJ - I saw you talking to my sister, earlier.
Stank - Yeah.
MHJ - What are you doing?
Stank - What you should be doing.
MHJ - Why?
*LD Williams walks up behind, Moose.*
LDW - Because... if there is anyone who could put the brakes on this thing we've started... it's Lisa. I think Stank was just doing the right thing.
MHJ -
LDW - Other than dragging me out of bed and drugging me.
Stank - God! You're such a lightweight.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:22:57 GMT -5
LDW: “I am NOT a lightweight!”
S: “It was coffee!”
LDW: “It came from Starbucks. That is not coffee. Coffee comes from Tim Hortons and is made double-double.”
S: “Coffee is cof-”
LDW: “If you value the tag team championships - and your teeth - do NOT finish that sentence.”
MHJ: “Weren’t we talking about my sister?”
LDW: “Simple. Firewoman is off limits. Her protégé, whatever her name is, is off limits. Period. Outside the ring, unless they directly attack one of us, we leave them alone. Anyone who does otherwise answers to me. And anyone who wakes me before 8am or tries to feed me Starbucks will wish I’d killed them.”
**Williams storms out of the room, slamming the door.**
MHJ: “I told you to get the Canadian coffee.”
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:23:53 GMT -5
<the conversation continues when LD storms back into the locker room>
LDW: And another thing, if we are in Canada, and we ARE, why is Tim Horton’s not doing the catering?
Sta: Have you SEEN where we are? We are in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE there probably isn’t a Tim Horton’s around for MILES!
<LD pulls out his phone>
LD: Siri……find me a Tim Horton’s in Whitehorse, Yukon
Siri: ……there are 6,412 Tim Horton’s in Whitehorse, Yukon
<LD smiles triumphantly and puts his phone away>
Sta: Well shit
MHJ: Ok then. I will get Bennett on that
Sta: Are we clear with Fire and Miranda?
MHJ: Look, I gave her the chance to stay neutral. She stays out of our business, we stay out of hers. She is the one that has to be stubborn about every DAMN thing I try to do
LDW: Are you really implying that SHE is the stubborn Quinn?
MHJ: She is
LDW: Uh huh
Sta: More importantly, what about Miranda?
MHJ: You know, see, that is just like Lisa......we make an offer to HER and suddenly she tries to attach conditions to it. You want your little rookie to stay out of harms way? Then send her to PHWF
LDW: What's the harm in leaving her alone? She is a kid. How much trouble can she POSSIBLY cause? Fire knows better than to let her get involved with us, she would be in WAY over her head
MHJ: Yes, but Fire also does not like to EVER admit defeat. She thinks that if she is training this kid, this kid will be able to handle herself against anyone
Sta: Fire is stubborn, not delusional. Look, its really just lip service anyway, the kid is not going to come after us, if it keeps Fire out, then how is it a bad thing?
MHJ: Cause what next then? Oh, now we can't beat up Alex or Lexie cause if we do, Fire might get involved! No.
Sta: Moose......do you want to go to war against Fire again?
MHJ: IF I HAVE TO
LDW: Who was the stubborn one again?
Sta: Look.....all it is is that we don't jump her backstage. We don't target Miranda. The other White Hats are going to be out for blood anyway, Miranda is so far down the list of potential victims, I mean seriously, we have more reason to attack Bill and Justin right now than we do Miranda. It's a small concession to win a bigger war.
MHJ: <looking at Stank and LD> Fine
<Stank and LD slap Moose on the back>
Sta: Good. Now lets go drink
MHJ: You really drugged Billy Dee?
Sta: NO! It was coffee
MHJ: Canadians don't like coffee?
LD: Not at 6:42 am
MHJ: There's a 6:42 am?
LD: SEE!
Sta: Shut up, both of you
LD: And why don't you make Moose run? Why me?
Sta: Cause, like I said, you never go to a gym
LD: And HE does?
Sta: He doe........when WAS the last time you were in a gym?
MHJ: A gym? The fuck is that? LD you ever heard of a gym?
LDW: Hell no
Sta: You two are both starting to piss me off
<they get to the bar and go inside, and we fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:24:34 GMT -5
*Jos is once again in a hospital bed, this time he's got the OOWF Onslaught Title rested next to him*
*He's got bandage wrapped halfway over his face*
Let me make things very clear.
I don't like Cowboy hats and I hate the color white! I like white girls... But I don't like any article of clothing that's white!
When I first came to OOWF, Selena Gomez asked me if I wanted to work for a company that took things to the next level. That reveled in competition and combat. A place where warrior spirit is reveared and encouraged in the locker room.
Last Wednesday, half that locker room turned their back on those beliefs and showed their true colors! You girls are nothing but cowards that have to get one over on us, when we aren't looking!
Moosehead Jack, I've never had a problem with you, you did your thing and I did mine. But now you and your gang of pussy farts want to pull me in to this ridiculous war you've declared on OOWF?
You all have no idea what you are doing, making an enemy out of me.
I just wanted to come here and do my best and help this company become bigger and better. Now it seems like I'm here fighting to keep OOWF alive!
Punswick, Chloe. You bitchez want a war?
Don't even get me fucking started on you, ho's!
We got one delusional bitch who's always on her rag and the other is like one of those gurl's who go cray cray after you hit it and quit it.
Let me assure you both, Vengeance is coming and it comes in the form of a masked beast and when you smell pot, you know Vengeance is near!
For I am Amazing Jos and I will Kick all your fucking heads in, if it's the last thing I do!
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 1, 2013 19:25:34 GMT -5
*Ghosthead watches Danny Taylor from the shadows. Taylor appears to be distraught as he struggles with inner conflict. Ghost spies Victor Deniro walking behind Taylor trying to catch up and moves to intercept. He snatches DVD from out of the light, into the shadows, covering his mouth so as not to alert Taylor. He holds DVD against a wall and gestures for him to keep quiet. Ghost speaks in low volume.*
Ghost - I will not hurt you unless you force me. Keep silent or you will suffer. Do you believe me?
*Victor Deniro nods his head and Ghost removes his hand from Denero's mouth.*
Ghost - You lie to him.
DVD - Can I speak?
*Ghosthead nods*
DVD - I've never lied to him.
Ghost - That in itself is a lie. First you implied that I attacked you the last time I was in your lair. When we both know that I merely sat down at the bar while you and your female companions coward in fear at the other end. Second you told him that he would "bounce back" from his recent beating when clearly he will not. I struggle to understand how the two of you are friends.
DVD - Why are you talking to me, Jared?
Ghost - The man standing before you is Ghosthead. Call me Jared again, then someone will call you an ambulance.
DVD -
Ghost - The reason I am speaking to you is because I understand Danny Taylor's suffering... and I can help purge him of it. Before you ask, the reason I would do so is purely selfish. His struggle is tied to my own. I would speak with you on this further, but now is not the time. I only plant this seed in parting... I was wrong. Taylor is not to blame for my wife's suffering... But something in him is.
*With that, Ghosthead backs further into the shadows, leaving DVD alone as the camera fades.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 2, 2013 19:24:49 GMT -5
(It's about 6:30 Sunday morning, and we see Chloe entering the Saints of Sinners dressing room in what appears to be the tattered remnants of a Gingham dress, some badly smeared makeup that probably concealed the scar on her face, and hair that was probably nice looking some time ago, now askew everywhere. She appears...sated...fully satisfied...with a twisted grin on her face. )
Ohhhhhh...what a wonderful week this has been. That fun at Mayhem on Wednesday...it was bliss not having to hold back, not having to abide by anyone’s rules but Jack's. It was....so...much...fun. (Chloe shivers at the memory) To be able to...let loose. And then, to be able to turn loose … aaaaaahhhh....I didn't sleep for two days, the energy was so...powerful. So delicious. And then to take Jack's title back. Take it back from that not-so-Amazing Jos...ohhhh...what a marvelous plan.
And then, working out on Saturday, it just wasn't right. Fortunately I still have that book that Jack gave me, and Mr Punswick and I found a place to...let go. He wasn't quite sure what to make of it. Imagine what those idiots thought, seeing me walk into that cage like this...pretty, innocent, sweet...and to see their faces fill with fear when they realize they're not in the cage with beauty, but a vicious beast. I pull back the hair, they see this scar, and they're in so much trouble. It's such a rush.
Wednesday night, Mr Punswick and I face off against a couple of real winners. Jos, when you first came here you were taught a lesson by Clio and her sister on how to treat people. You got some reeducation, boy. But it seems you didn't learn a thing. And if you think Wednesday night that you're facing Clio, better think again. Chloe doesn't play nice like Clio and her sister. You're gonna learn. You talk about competition and combat, about warrior spirit, and then what do you do? You call us bitches? (Chloe giggles) I take that as a compliment. You're gonna learn, “Amazing”, that Chloe is a bitch from hell's deepest, darkest, recesses, and I will be your worse nightmare.
As for you, Mr Allen, you were smart. You stayed out of the White Hat demolition on Wednesday night. But this week you're right in the middle of it, teaming with your old friend. And I promise you something, boy. Before you come to Mayhem Wednesday night, you better kiss the lovely Madison goodbye, and hug that lovely child...because when the Saints get done with you, you may very well be in a pine box.
(Chloe begins laughing before saying)
Trust me.
(Chloe continues laughing maniacally before she suddenly stops, looking at the clock on the wall.)
Holy fuck. There is a 6:35am....
(Chloe walks over to a bed and collapses as we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 2, 2013 19:25:57 GMT -5
FADE in on the OOWF Newsbreak set. Behind the desk is former AWA announcer Marty O’Neil.
MO: “A good Sunday evening to you all. I’m Marty O’Neil. Tonight on Newsbreak, we once again speak with former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, The Crusher Stan Fulton, via satellite from Whitehorse in the Yukon Territory.”
The monitor behind O’Neil changes from the OOWF logo to a fuzzy image of Stan Fulton.
MO: “I apologize for the poor signal we’re having. Stan, can you hear me?”
SF: “I hear you just fine, Marty. How’s it hangin’?”
MO: “Uh, fine. Let’s first talk about your match last week in the Trios Tournament.”
SF: “It was a struggle, Marty. Though I’ve worked with both Mai and Matt, I didn’t realize how much we were out of sync having not worked together for some time. Matt and I now are better able to understand where our partner will be.”
MO: “Well thank you for that easy segue into our next topic.”
SF: “It’s one of the things I do, Marty.”
MO: “This week on Midweek Mayhem, you and Matt team up again in a three team tag match against Alexander and Alexis Darling and the team of Moosehead Jack and Christian Carter. Your thoughts.”
SF: “My thoughts? Was that a question, Marty? Well if you’re asking what my thoughts about the match are, I’ll gladly tell you. This isn’t a three team match. This is a four on two handicap match. Because though Matt and I don’t see eye-to-eye with Alex or Lexie, we sure as hell hate the Saints of Sinners equally. Plus add Matt’s plan for that World Heavyweight Championship.”
MO: “You’ve mentioned that you’d like another shot at that belt as well.”
SF: “Well I’m practical, Marty. Matt has a better claim on a match than I do. I’ve been bouncing around between tag and singles matches for a while now so I’m not really in any position to demand a match. So I’ll let Matt take it from Moose. Then I’d like a shot at it from Matt. Fair’s fair.”
MO: “Do you think your similar desires for the same championship will interfere in your match this week?”
SF: “Hardly. Matt and I are professionals. I’ll happily help Matt kick the teeth out of Moose’s face if it gets him a title shot. Not to mention I have my own agenda about the Saints based on what they’ve done to my regular tag team partner. That comes first. Anything else is gravy.”
MO: “Let’s talk about your other tag team partner, Ecosystem. He doesn’t seem to be coping well with his hiatus due to his injuries.”
SF: “Juni’s going to be fine. Transforming Juni from a power-hungry zealot to an upstanding corporate employee is a work in progress. We’ll get to where we need to be very, very soon. The transformation will be stunning.”
The image of Fulton on the monitor wavers and starts to fade.
MO: “We’re losing our satellite hook-up, so I’m going to end with this. Stan, what is next for The Crusher?”
SF: “First Matt and I take this match on Wednesday. Next Juni and I start getting ready for our World Tag Team Championship match. I’ve got my title shot and ...”
The image flickers and goes out.
MO: “Sorry folks, but we’ve lost the signal to Whitehorse. Stan Fulton and Matt Folz team up to take on the Saints of Sinners and the Darlings. Wednesday night on Midweek Mayhem.
“I’m Marty O’Neil for OOWF Newsbreak. Have a great night everyone.”
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 3, 2013 19:24:58 GMT -5
~~~ Chad Madison stands alone in front of the OOWF Promo Banner. He smiles for the camera, and puts on the White Hat. ~~~
Chad: This week, Texpress is in separate singles matches. Zane and Justin Sane are face off in what will be a fine match. Me? I get Stank.
Stank, You want this place to burn to the ground. That Will Not Happen. Why? Because I stand before you ready to stop you at any cost. And I'm not alone. Whether they wear these hats or not, there are good people in this company, and it is time for us to stand up to you, Moosehead Jack, and the rest of your cronies.
Sure, The Sinners had their fun last week, and at the end of the show, you guys stood tall. But that's the thing. You won the battle. The war isn't over. It will Never be over. Not as long as there is a Texpress, a Tommy Wilder, an Alexander Darling, a Danny Taylor, a Firewoman. And the list goes on and on and on. You can Pearl Harbor us, beat us, bloody us, bruise and batter us. But we Will. Not. Go. Away.
I stand here, sore, with a few more bumps than normal, but alive, kicking, and more determined than ever that this place will Not burn. Stank, you and I will wrestle. You might win, I might win. I might take a beating. I might give one. But the one thing I guarantee you is this: You're going to find out what it's like to Mess With The Bull.
~~~ Chad flashes the 'Horns' sign as we fade.. ~~~
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 3, 2013 19:28:05 GMT -5
Cut to rehab center. Ecosystem is talking to himself, and the doctors are muttering, but pass by.Eco: So what do we do now? Pause.Eco: What kind of test? Pause.Eco: Fine. Here you go. Eco takes out his phone, and hands it...back to himself. He begins typing.CAMERA PERSPECTIVE SHIFTThe Joker is typing something on Eco's phone.Joker: This is a lesson...in chaos. I'm going to type a message. You're not going to look at the screen or the text. But you're going to press send yourself. Eco: Who is the message to? Joker: That question isn't allowed. Eco: Is it Mom or Mai? I don't want to-- Joker: Let's not be cute. I know who it's to, which means we know who it's to. But you'd prefer to invent me and disassociate yourself from this little bit of target practice. So go ahead. Don't think hard. Just click send. Eco hesitates...and presses send.Eco: Now? Joker: Now...we wait. <CUT> Cut to the end of Stan's promo. Mai comes up from behind.Mai: Do you really think my brother will be all right? Stan: You're his sister. What do you think? Mai: I think that when he gets lost in his thoughts, he can be hard to find. You? Stan: Well, I was giving the party line to the media. But I wasn't lying by any means. He's here for a purpose, Mai, and a purpose beyond self. I took a bet on him, and I'm not planning to cash out any time soon. <CUT> The Joker and Eco are playing checkers. Eco hits a triple jump on Joker. Joker smiles.Joker: Good game. I'd like to watch some TV now. Turn on CNBC? Eco flips it on. We see the Apple logo behind a newscaster.Pundit: Apple's stock took a mysterious plunge today after a spate of controversy about the stock being inflated in value made its way around the virtual trading floor. The plummet was blunted toward the end of the day as it became clear that no strong data lay behind the view, though it was offered as an insight from multiple respected traders, seemingly all independently opining from proprietary data. Eco: Huh. Good thing I don't invest in Apple. Pundit: One such trader opining was the President of New Constructs, David Trainer. Trainer had previously assessed Apple stock's true value as around half of its traded worth earlier this month, and now claimed that the delay of iWatch would... Eco: ...wait. Joker: Flip the phone over if you like. Eco does. He puts his hand to his forehead as the Joker comes over and rubs his back.Joker: See, Jackie Quinn and all his men...they've got money and fame, sure. But to polite society...to the men who pull the strings...they're just freaks...like me! Like We. But the difference is that no one but you has to see me. All they have to see is the Ivy League lawyer and businessman in a suit. And Junichiro Muyo, Esq, can pull a hell of a lot of strings in this world--strings that Jackie Quinn and his friends can't even see. Eco: I've hurt my credibility-- Joker: Not out there you haven't. All the dark places you've gone to on television, you can laugh off as part of a fictional show. And they'll laugh with you. Because the lie keeps their world coherent. Would you like to see my favorite mask? The Joker tears the flesh from his face.FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 3, 2013 19:29:38 GMT -5
Shot opens on Tommy Wilder sitting in the OOWF locker room, bandage on his forehead, and a red mark around his neck.
Mai, I respect the heck out of you, Champ. You go at it pure, you do it up right. Wrestling you, title on the line or not, is gonna be a blast. Let's steal the show, give the folks what they really want - an awesome wrestling match.
I don't mean any disrespect, but what's on my mind really isn't our match. It's last week.
It's about Moose and his running buddies, the Saints of Sinners.
Yeah..... here we go again.
Moose gathers up a group of friends, followers and nutjobs and decides to "burn down" the OOWF. And a bunch of us step up to see that it doesn't happen. Moose and company jump people, spill blood, cheat, set crap on fire, try to intimidate folks, blah, blah, blah...
Thing is, you know how this dance ends.
Points at his bandages
This? Nothin. C'mon Jackie - you've done worse to me, and I came back. Heck, I've done worse to MYSELF and come back. Think about that. You may be crazy. But I'm nuts. I just keep coming. Broken bones, scars, road rash, spilled blood, concussions, I just keep coming. Because I love what I do. Skate, bungee, skydive, free climb, wrestling. I give it all I got.
Pulls on a white baseball cap
Let get Wild, Moosie.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 3, 2013 19:31:05 GMT -5
Firewoman comes back in to the Darling Luxury Suites.
FW: Where is Miranda?
AD: I dunno...her room?
FW: MIRANDA!!!
AD: Don't you have a session with Dr.--
FW: He's fired.
AD: You can't fire him...and why?
FW: He said...he ACTUALLY said...I should let my hat get dirty.
AD: *mock horror* WHAT? The...the...NERVE!
FW: Very funny. Anyway he's fired. And I may have thrown things.
AD: I'd be surprised if you didn't. Besides....I thought--
FW: I haven't decided yet....
Lucky comes in, arms full of DVD cases, clipboards, file folders, the usual.
Fw: LUCKY! Where is Miranda?
L: Her room. She was bored--
FW: She has a training session right now...no 15 minutes ago.
L: --so I think she's watching the OOWF v. WWE DVD.
FW: Why the hell--
Miranda comes in from her room.
M: OHMYGOD...that was just...so.....
FW: Huh?
M: I mean...the way Alex stepped in....and then Attitude Adjuster...then....he was going to hit you but Alex stopped him!
FW: What?
AD: The wedding? You were there?
FW: Oh...that...
M: And then during the fight Alex grabs your hand and you two run out...it's just soo.....sooo....ROMANTIC!
FW: It is?
M: YES!!!! Like you two had been kept apart for SO LONG and then FINALLY--
Lucky laughs. Alex goes back to reading some stock reports or something.
FW: That's not how--
M: I need to watch the Rise and Fall of Trinity and how Alex saved you!
FW: He didn't...look, that wedding was NOT romantic, and that's NOT ... we weren't....*sigh*
AD: Give it up, Fire...teenagers find romance in EVERYTHING.
FW: But she's not a teenager, and it WASN'T romantic...it was a big dumb stupid mistake...a horrible accident that--
AD: ...
FW: ...
AD: ...
FW: That...um...ended up pretty okay?
AD: Uh huh....
L: You can probably still hit the training ring you guys if--
FW: Oh....I need you to buy some stuff.
She sits a list on top of the stack of things Lucky is carrying. He looks at it, then rolls his eyes.
FW: What?
L: Fire...where do you think I'm going to get a black-feathered hen in the Yukon?
FW: I dunno...where you usually get them?
L: I don't....whatever, I'll get it.
FW: Awesome. Miranda? Ring.
Firewoman walks out the door.
M: What does she need a chicken for?
AD: To help her make a decision?
M: Huh?
FW: *from the hallway* MIRANDA!
M: FINE! geez.....I still think it's romantic.
Miranda follows Fire out the door, followed by Lucky.
FAAAAAAAAAAAADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 4, 2013 12:09:23 GMT -5
Vic stumble back into the hallway after Ghostheads recent conversation, and nearly runs into Miranda who is following Firewoman down the hallway.
Miranda: Woah, you okay?
DVD pauses and eyes Miranda up and down.
DVD: I would love to stay and verbally spar with you babe, but I really need to find Danny.
Firewoman hears this and stops her walking coming back over to them.
Fire: Don't call her babe Vic, and why do you look so ruffled up.
DVD: I'm fine, just had a little chat with Ghosthead is all.
Miranda: Ghosthead?
Fire and Vic: Stay away from him.
Fire and Vic both shoot each other slightly horrified looks at each other.
Miranda: Aww that was cute.
Fire and Vic: No it wasn't.
Again the two of them exchange disturbed looks. Miranda starts to smile.
Fire and Vic: Cut it out.
Miranda loses it at this point and just starts openly laughing. Fire frowns a little and points down the hallway.
Fire: Ring now.
Miranda stops laughing, but doesn't stop smirking as she heads down the hall. Fire looks after her and shakes her head a bit before turning back to Vic.
Fire: Did Ghosthead attack you, is that why you are looking for Danny?
DVD: No, he was just spouting his usual crazy. Threats and madness and what not.
Fire: Then why do you need to find Danny, can't you just wait for him at the bar?
DVD: No, he just left it. He seems torn up about Shannon, and the Saints, and hell everything, or maybe nothing.....Hell, I don't know what's wrong with him. He won't even talk to me anymore. Anyways, I don't know why I'm bothering you with this (Vic motions down the hall that Miranda went down) you have your own things going on.
Vic goes to walk away when Firewoman places a hand on his shoulder.
Fire: He's my friend too Vic.
DVD: Then next time you see him, maybe you can get him to tell you what is going on....he obviously doesn't need me for that anymore.
With that Vic walks off with slumped shoulders, and Firewoman watches him leave with a thoughtful look on her face.
FADE
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