OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Whitehorse, Yukon
Wednesday, June 5th 2013
Miranda vs. Baron von OregonThe Yukon Territories Wrestling Experience (YTWE) Heavyweight Champion Baron von Oregon makes his way to the ring to some cheers and some boos. The Baron scoffs at the crowd’s reaction; both good and bad. He makes some rude comments about the parentage of the ringside spectators and the weight of the some others.
The Baron grabs a mic and climbs into the ring.
BvO: “You people make me sick. I work and toil away in the YTWE and we barely get thirty people to show up for our event. The Oh-Oh-Double U-Eff shows up and this place is packed. Well screw you. I’m not even from Canada, you hosers! I’m from New Jersey!”
The crowd is fully turned on The Baron when “Stompa” by Serena Rider plays and Miranda comes out through the curtains. The crowd cheers and Miranda happily acknowledges their cheers.
She climbs into the ring and intently listens to the referee’s instructions and the bell sounds.The Baron rushes Miranda and since she wasn’t paying attention to her opponent, The Baron gets a clothesline and Miranda goes down hard. The Baron covers to get this one over quick. One... Two... no. Miranda rolls the shoulder and The Baron slaps the mat in frustration. Already, huh?
The Baron pulls Miranda to her feet by her hair. The ref berates von Oregon but that of course is ignored. Miranda knocks Baron’s hands away and rocks him with a European uppercut. Miranda lays into Baron with chops and punches, backing him into the corner. She whips Baron into the opposite corner. The Baron hits hard and comes staggering out into a beautiful belly-to-belly suplex.
Miranda’s up quickly and scales the turnbuckle. She flies off for a frog splash, but the Baron moves out of the way. Miranda eats canvas and is rolling on the mat clutching her stomach. The Baron pulls himself to his feet and begins stomping on Miranda’s back until she turns over. Then he steps up on her stomach and stands there for a second before stepping off as the ref starts a DQ count.
The Baron pulls Miranda to her feet while jawing with the crowd. Miranda finds a burst of energy and hits a standing dropkick out of nowhere! The Baron was caught right on the jaw and he’s down on one knee. Miranda with a shining wizard! Then a curbstomp!
The Baron is woozy as all get out. The crowd is screaming for a finisher! Miranda obliges. She picks The Baron up. DESECRATOR! Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner in 7:32, MIRANDA!Daniella Murphy vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville“The Dirty Glass” plays Daniella Murphy out onto the stage to a nice ovation. She walks down the ramp and is all business as she enters the ring. “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” plays and out comes Drunkey wearing Awesome Bill from Dawsonville's trucker hat. No sign of the awesome one himself as Drunkey walks down the ramp and around the ring, being petted by fans along the way. Drunkey climbs the steps and walks deftly to the center of the apron seemingly nonplussed. Daniella and the ref don't seem to know what to make of this.
Bill's music dies down and there is still no sign of him. The ref looks at the announcer who shrugs his shoulders. The ref looks at Daniella who shakes her head not knowing what to think. The ref looks at Drunkey who responds by bobbing his head up and down briefly with a loud bray! The ref narrows his eyes and slowly approaches Drunkey. The donkey simply stands there blinking its own eyes and as the ref gets closer, Drunkey lowers his head. The ref looks out at the crowd confused, then holds the ropes as Drunkey steps through and enters the ring. The crowd applauds with approval as Daniella shakes her head in disbelief. The ref shrugs his shoulders then calls for the bell, much to Daniella's surprise. She admonishes the ref.
DM: "I'm not wrestling a DONKEY, you donkey!"
Ref: "Hey I just started working here. I haven't caught up with all the rules of this crazy place."Before Daniella can point out how there isn't a rule that states she has to wrestle a donkey (unless they are the DDT champion... think about that statement.), Drunkey walks out to the middle of the ring and brays loudly! Daniella simply stares at the donkey then walks out to meet him. The donkey backs up as she approaches, so Daniella LUNGES, but Drunkey scampers out the way, causing Daniella to miss and fall on her face! Embarrassed, the 6'5" Daniella rises back to her feet, turns and begins chasing the donkey around the ring!
While that is happening, a hatless, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville runs down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope! He joins in the chase, yelling at Drunkey about him done "stealifying" his hat! The donkey suddenly slips and slides out the ring, underneath the bottom rope, just as Bill had come THIS close to catching the critter!
Bill starts to climb through the ropes to the outside, when he is rolled up by Daniella for TWO! Both competitors scramble to their feet and Bill RUSHES Daniella who lifts him up and brings him down in a thunderous SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER! 1.. 2.. Thr- NO! Bill kicks out! Daniella rises to her feet and grabs both of Bill's legs, looking to lock in a submission, but as she bends down, Bill rolls her up! 1..2.. Daniella REVERSES! 1..2..THREE!
Your winner in 8:39 DANIELLA MURPHY!Daniella exits the ring and the ref follows, raising her hand in victory! She backs up the ramp as Awesome Bill sits in the middle of the ring staring at Drunkey with his hat strapped around its head.
Drunkey: HEE HAW!Bill smiles and starts singing as he exits the ring.
ABFD: "Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leaaave me here all alooone? I searched the world over and thought I'd found true love. But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone."Don't google that song... it just might stick in your head for the next few days... anyhoo, Bill retrieves his hat and rides Drunkey back up the ramp, the crowd cheering them the whole way.
Chloe & Jeremy Punswick vs. Amazing Jos & JasonIt’s a battle of the new blood—but not the equally beloved—as Jason Allen and Amazing Jos make their way down first to uniform cheers, each A/J variant handling one side of the aisle and slapping fan hands. Chloe and Punswick make no such pretensions, as Punswick merely smirks off the boos as he enters, while Chloe is clearly in her own little world (and believe me, you don’t want to visit). Chloe starts off against Amazing Jos, going right at him with strikes, forcing him to the ground and tearing like a feral squirrel (but a big one). Jos monkey flips Chloe off, bounding off the second rope with a spin kick to take Chloe off her feet. Jos tries to move and strike quickly, not getting in a slugging match with the wild Chloe, but Chloe reverses his advantage with a smart European uppercut off a dive from Jos! Not enough power to knock Jos out, but enough to take him off his feet for Chloe to start driving the knees into the head of Jos, and choking him until the referee forces a break (kind of physically). Chloe goes right back at him, but Jos pops her in the head with a swift kick, and then drops her with a jawjack before getting the hot tag to Jason Allen!
Allen is a house o’ fire and flames, and while Chloe seems content to continually come back from his kicks and dives, Punswick sees her not getting traction and takes a blind tag off of her back, coming in and planting Allen with a spear! Only good for a two count, however, but Punswick goes back to the ground and pound. Punswick tries to hoist Allen for a running powerslam, but Allen drops out the back and drops Punswick with a spinning cutter! Good for one, but Allen is back to striking, off the top with a springboard crossbody, but Punswick rolls through and launches Allen over the ropes! Allen recovers quick, but Punswick puts the boots to him on return. Jeremy holds the advantage for a good two minutes, but he gets careless off a turnbuckle charge and eats a double boot from Allen, knocking him to the floor! Jason Allen leaps to the top, RVD style, and leaps before Punswick can recover—450 SPLASH connects! Chloe runs in, but Jos plays charging defense: 1-2-3! Punswick was too stunned to kick out in time!
Winner in 10:12…Amazing Jos and Jason Allen!Jos and Jason quickly roll out of the ring and celebrate their win with the fans, while Chloe licks her chops in frustration and Punswick uses more colorful language to express his disappointment.
Justin Sane vs. Zane MyersJustin walks to the middle of the ring and extends his hand, Zane shakes it, then Justin pulls him close and says something to him. Zane shakes his head, reaches into his boot, and hands Justin five bucks. The bell rings and they lock up, Zane backs Justin to the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops, then whips Justin to the ropes and elevates him on the rebound with a high back body drop. Justin pops to his feet, as does Zane, and Zane catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends the Odd one stumbling toward the ropes, where he gets hung between the top and middle rope. Zane stares at him for a moment, then charges toward the ropes and tries to drop kick Justin to the floor, but Sane moves out of the way and Zane slides right between the ropes and lands on his feet in an impressive display of agility for a big man.
Justin climbs to the apron and springs off the middle rope and tries a moonsault, but Zane catches him on his shoulder and looks like he considers powerslamming him on the floor, but then just sets him down, grabs him by the tights and shoots him back into the ring. Zane follows, and as Justin gets to his feet, Zane charges for a clothesline, but Justin Matrixes it and bends out of the way…….and stays that way……frozen. Zane rebounds off the ropes, and just stands there staring at Justin, who is bent backward still ducking a clothesline.
Zane pushes him, but Justin doesn’t move. He drops a forearm across Justin’s chest, but he doesn’t move. Zane looks out at the crowd and shrugs his shoulders, then grabs Justin around the neck and lifts him for a REVERSE SUPLEX dropping Justin chest first on the mat! Justin hits the mat, pops to his feet and brushes himself off. Zane gets up and looks at him, Justin extends his hand and we hear him say “I was frozen” Zane shakes his head and laughs and grabs Justin’s hand. Justin extends his other hand to shake Zane’s other hand, Zane is so amused by Justin that he grabs his other hand. Justin raises his arms, spins and runs toward the corner and hits CROSSED ARM SLICED BREAD #2! Justin covers, but Zane kicks out at two.
Justin waits for Zane to get to his feet then grabs him in a FULL NELSON. Zane stands up straight, and we see the move is clearly having no effect on him. He stumbles back toward the corner intending to squash Justin, but Justin releases the hold and falls to the mat as Zane falls, and Myers hits the back of his head on the middle turnbuckle while Justin escapes unscathed! Justin gets to his feet and screams DOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!! As he is about to run toward the ropes, as the lights are dimming, someone throws a roll of crepe paper into the ring, and Justin trips over it. The lights go out, but there are no sounds. After a few seconds, the lights come back on, Justin is hopelessly tangled in the crepe paper, tapping out furiously, while Zane Myers just stands there staring at him.
Zane pulls Justin to his feet and sends him to the ropes and POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! As Justin staggers and is about to fall, Zane grabs him and lifts him into the TORTURE RACK! Justin taps out immediately this one is OVER!
WINNER in 7:13 – Zane MyersAfter the match, Zane helps Justin to his feet and raises his arm, the crowd roars at the show of sportsmanship. As they share a quick manly hug of mutual respect, Justin says something to Zane. Zane shakes his head and laughs again, then once again reaches into his boot and pulls out five bucks and hands it to Justin.
Kai vs. The WordBach’s Fugue in D Minor plays, and The Word enters with Father Lou by his side. The Kai is the next to enter. Despite being in absolutely no condition to compete, The Kai is not one to disappoint his fans, and has defied doctors’ orders.
The match as one would expect. The Word shows absolutely no pity for The Kai’s injuries, and goes right after him with heavy punches to the ribs, backing The Kai into the corner, and continuing the punishment. He backs off, and goes for a Body Avalanche, which The Kai is somehow able to avoid. The Word crashes hard into the turnbuckles, and The Kai hits the Board Breaker. The Kai covers, but barely gets a 2. The Kai goes after The Word, but is met with a thunderous Lariat. The Word covers, and Kai barely kicks out before the 3 count.
The next few minutes consists of The Word beating the ever-loving hell out of The Kai. The Word goes to finish him with a second Lariat, but The Kai is somehow able to find the strength to take him To The Sand. The Kai can barely stand after this, but somehow forces his way over to the turnbuckle. Kai goes to hit the Moonsault over Mau’I, but in his state, he’s not as fast as he usually is, and The Word is able to get over to him before The Kai realizes it. The Word sweeps The Kai’s feet from out underneath him, crotching him on the turnbuckle. The Word goes in for the kill, locking in Repentance. The Kai hangs on as long as he is able to, but eventually can’t take the pain anymore, Kai and is forced to submit.
Winner, in 7:43, The WordDK Murphy vs. LD WilliamsLD wins after a tough back-and-forth, but DK is still a bit worn down from the beating last week.
Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter) vs. Matt Folz & Stan Fulton vs. Darling TwinsFulton and Folz are out first and they wait in the corner discussing strategy, or the Packers and Vikings offseason moves, something. The Darlings are announced next and make their way to the ring, Fulton is cordial to them, but Folz and Alex immediately begin jawing at one another, to the point where Lexie and Stan have to step between them. The Saints of Sinners are announced next and Moose and Carter make their way to the ring, but take their sweet time getting there, clearly in no hurry to step into what is essentially a handicap match. Moose stares at Fulton and Folz and slowly takes his title from around his waist and holds it up, while Carter smirks at Lexie and grabs his neck in mock pain. Folz dives through the ropes at Moose while Lexie sails over the ropes at Carter and the fight is ON!
Moose and Folz brawl for a moment, but Fulton joins the fray and the two of them put a respectable beating on the world champion. Across the ring, Carter holds the Darlings at bay for a few moments using a steel chair, but once he turns to fend off Alexis, Alex darts in and clips his knee from behind sending him to the floor. Alex and Alexis pin Carter against the guardrail and blister his chest with chops. Across the ring, Fulton and Folz take turns hammering Moose with headbutts to the face, Moose staggers toward Folz and swings wildly, Folz ducks it easily and hits the OLYMPIC SLAM on the floor! They roll Moose back into the ring, Fulton climbs in first and drops a big elbow across Moose’s chest.
On the floor, Alexis has Carter on the floor hammering him with punches to the head. Alex sees Moose get tossed into the ring and slides in and charges at him, slamming him in the face with a kick to the jaw. Folz climbs in and he and Alex go nose to nose, with Folz telling him to stay out of their business and go worry about what Carter is doing to Lexie. Alex takes exception to this and he and Folz begin fighting. Fulton breaks it up, but this allows Moose to roll to the corner and reach into his pocket for something.
Fulton separates Alex and Folz, Alex leaves the ring and grabs Carter, who had fought back to his feet. As Fulton leans in to grab Moose, Moose NAILS him in the face with a chain wrapped fist! Fulton staggers backward and drops to one knee, blood running down his face. Moose gets up and goes after Folz, catching him with a glancing blow that sends Folz to the floor. Fulton gets to his feet and goozles Moose, lifts him high in the air and CHOKESLAMS HIM TO HELL! On the outside, Folz pulls a table from under the ring and sets it up.
Meanwhile on the outside, Carter ducks a charging Lexie and shoves her sternum first into the ring post, she hits hard and falls to the floor. Carter tries to clothesline Alex, but Alex ducks it, when Carter turns around, Alex catches him with an ENZUGURI to the side of the head that rocks the big man. Alex lifts Carter for the DARLING DRIVER, but someone hops the barricade…..it’s JEREMY PUNSWICK! He grabs a chair and SLAMS it across Alex’s back sending him to the floor. Punswick pulls him to his feet and hits the EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! He throws a barely conscious Alex back into the ring while they hammer on Alexis.
Across the ring, Folz rolls Moose onto the table and encourages Stan to hit the DROP LINE! The fans roar for it and Fulton slowly steps between the ropes onto the apron. Just as he is about to crush Moose, Chloe runs down and slams Folz on the back of the head with the branding iron and pulls Moose off the table. Stan stops short, but Moose escapes. He staggers up the ramp to safety, Chloe starts behind him, but Folz grabs her from behind and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM on the floor, then drags her over to the table where once again the crowd roars their approval. Folz places Chloe on the table, and Stan charges and hits THE DROP LINE! Folz slides into the ring and celebrates, and sees a barely conscious Alex, he shrugs and falls on Alex, hooking both legs, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 26:26 – Matt Folz & Stan FultonThe second the bell rings, every available non-roster body floods the ring to keep the inevitable brawl from happening. Moose pulls Chloe from the wreckage of the table and he, Carter and Punswick escape up the ramp carrying her. Inside the ring, Fulton and Folz stand calling for Moose to come back, while Alexis helps her brother to her feet. They end up arguing with Fulton and Folz a bit, but nothing comes of it.
Poe vs. Chris EvansMausam and Escape plays bringing out the former OOWF champion without his usual eye candy and we see why. Poe is having a hard time walking down the ramp and it looks like the beatdown last week at the hands of the Saints of Sinners is having a more pronounced effect than first thought.
The Trooper brings out Chris Evans, as usual with two lovely Canadian eye candy on his arms. The women fawn over Evans as he walks down to ringside and spins them around before sending them back up the ramp with slaps on the behind. Evans looks up, shakes his head and climbs into the ring. Evans is in the unusual position of being nearly a foot shorter than Poe, but it looks like mobility will be his friend tonight as Poe turns and Evans immediately jumps him from behind. But Poe isn't stupid. As the referee calls for the bell, Poe grabs the attacking Evans and throws him into the corner, throwing all he can muster into the contest. Poe throws Evans into the ropes, Powerslam! Poe goes for the quick pin but only gets a one count. Poe presses the attack on Evans and keeps up the hard shots and after a solid sequence gets Evans up for a Lungblower! Poe covers, 1, 2...NO! Poe decides to go for the finish and throws Evans into the ropes---Hieroglyph---NO! Evans ducked under and pulled Poe's knee over his shoulder in what looks to be very painful! Yes, Poe is now clutching that knee and writhing on the mat.
Evans starts kicking the leg of Poe hard, but Poe works his way to his knees...Evans hit the ropes...Olympic Strike! Quickly Evans grabs Poe's legs...no, it's the Ode To Canada! Poe tries to pull himself to the ropes but he's too out of it to make it and he has no choice but to tap out!
WINNER in 16:55 – Chris EvansEvans lays in a couple of kicks to the legs of Poe before bailing out of the ring laughing his way up the ramp...
Chad Madison vs. StankStank enters first, to a rain of abuse. If anything, he seems to enjoy the reaction, stopping to jaw at the crowd as he makes his way down the aisle. The Saint pauses at ringside to glare at the usual contingent of SoS fans before climbing into the ring. As Stank stretches to warm up, “Spare a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” hits and the crowd goes wild as Chad Madison steps onto the stage. Chad stops to acknowledge the cheers, and then heads to the ring. He poses on the turnbuckles before meeting Stank in the middle of the ring. Stank holds his championship high as they exchange words. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions, takes the belt, and calls for the bell.
Stank immediately slams a right hand into the side of Chad’s head, knocking him off balance. He follows that up with a knee to the midsection and lifts him for a suplex. Chad slips out and drops behind Stank, driving a forearm into his kidneys. Chad goes to the ropes and hits a dropkick, knocking Stank down. He drops a pair of elbows into the big man’s throat and then goes for a cover, but Stank powers out at one. Chad goes to the ropes as Stank gets to one knee. He comes back with a flying clothesline, but Stank lunges to his feet and snags him out of the air, planting him with a black hole slam. Stank covers, but Chad rolls a shoulder at two.
Stank sits Chad up and pummels him with forearms. He drives a knee into Chad’s back, and then holds him to the mat and hits a jumping leg drop. Stank gets to his feet and goes to the ropes. He tries for the Stankonia 2.0, but Chad rolls out of the way and he crashes to the mat. Chad is up and drives a kick into Stank’s head. He goes to the ropes behind Stank and hits a rolling snap mare. Chad springs off the middle rope and hits a lionsault. He covers, but Stank kicks out at one.
Chad throws a kick at Stank’s head as he gets up, but Stank catches it and spins him around, tossing him into the corner. Chad bounces out, but Stank hits him like a steamroller, slamming him back against the turnbuckles. Stank sends Chad across the ring and follows him into the corner with another brutal avalanche. He catches Chad around the waist and drills him with a belly-to -belly suplex. Stank pulls Chad up and hoists him onto his shoulders. Before he can hit the Stank-U, Chad grabs the top tope and pulls himself free, dropping onto the apron. Stank swings, but Chad ducks and drives a shoulder into his midsection. Chad hits a sunset flip, but Stank grabs the ropes for balance. Stank drops his weight onto the smaller man, but Chad slips out of the way. Chad rolls to his feet and nails Stank with a shining wizard from behind as he sits up. Chad rolls to the apron and slings himself over the ropes, hitting a rolling senton. He hooks the leg, but only gets two.
Chad grabs Stank as he gets up and tries to whip him across the ring, but Stank anchors himself to the ropes. Chad tries again, to no effect. He drives a knee into Stank’s midsection and tries again. Stank reverses and sends Chad to the ropes, launching him into the air and slamming him face-first into his knee. Stank pulls Chad up and snaps him over with a suplex, and then stomps him into the mat. Stank scoops Chad up and slams him, and then goes to the ropes. This time, the Stankonia 2.0 connects. He hooks the leg, and Junior counts One…Two…Thr - Chad kicks out!
Stank hauls Chad to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He lifts him in a gorilla press, but Chad manages to shift his weight and drop behind him. Chad dropkicks Stank in the back, hits a second while he’s off-balance, and catches him with a third as he falls. Chad goes to she corner and climbs the ropes, but hesitates as L.D. Williams steps onto the stage. Stank gets to his feet and charges the corner, but Chad leaps over him and lands on the mat. Williams strides to the ring, but Zane Myers and Murphy’s Law are out to cut him off. Williams considers the odds for a moment and then shrugs and launches himself at Zane. Inside the ring, both combatants are momentarily distracted by the commotion. Chad recovers first, and when Stank turns back toward him he stuns him with a super kick. Chad vaults to the top rope and leaps, levelling the big man with a lariat. Chad hooks both legs to roll him up. Junior counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, in 14:08, Chad Madison.After the match: Jeremy Punswick and Christian Carter are quickly out to help their ally. They head to the ring and Murphy’s Law moves to cut them off, but a platoon of security materializes and keeps them apart. They also manage to separate Myers and Williams, forcing everyone to the back before things break down further.
Non-Title MatchMai Muyo vs. Tommy WilderBoth entrances serve to hype the crowd, with Tommy showing off his Parkour style and the Intercontinental Champion Mai entering to a blast of pink fireworks. Handshakes and respect to start, but when the bell rings, Tommy goes into full hyper-energy mode, while Mai remains conservative, seeking uncharacteristically to evade Tommy as much to strike quick. The mutual tempo rises when Mai dodges a springboard clothesline and puts on a wrist lock—Tommy front flips, Mai holds, Tommy armdrags Mai to get out, but she lands on her feet and holds, flipping herself over Tommy’s arm for a cross armbreaker! Wilder fights his way up, a couple good shots to Mai’s gut, and uses his strength to lift the under-200 Mai, but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! and Mai leaps out of the holding position, lands on her feet, and spins with a backfist—but Tommy ducks, back body drop to Mai—but Mai lands on her feet a THIRD time (catlike!) and dropkicks Tommy as he turns around, right into the turnbuckles! Mai backs up for the charge, but Tommy flips toward her as she runs, Pele kick to drop Mai and get a long two count on the champion!
Tommy and Mai trade advantages from here, with a two-minute chain wrestling sequence ending with a release German from Mai bookended by high-flying, but after a well-timed springboard clothesline, Tommy goes to the top turnbuckles—but Mai recovers enough to crotch Tommy on the ropes! Mai off the second, HURRICARANA to send Tommy to the mat! Mai doesn’t look to cover, but goes to the top herself—crosses herself, 630 SAVIOR SPLASH—but Tommy got the knees up! Mai rolls out of the ring holding her back, in pain on the floor below. Tommy recovers, but he can’t just follow her outside—he’s TOMMY FUCKIN’ WILDER! Wilder off the opposite ropes, suicide dive OVER THE TOP ROPE—but Mai reverses and assists Wilder into crashing on the announcers’ table! Mai makes it back into the ring, but the referee is calling for the bell—she’s confused because she thinks she beat the count, but the two hit their time limit!
Winner: 20 Minute Time- Limit DrawMai immediately goes back to the outside to help Wilder up, though he’s already regained his bearings (crashing into things is kind of his schtick). Mai receives her championship from the referee, and Wilder makes a clear signal toward it before the two shake hands and part.
Firewoman vs. Ghosthead vs. Danny TaylorThe three combatants come to the ring individually. They stand in an bit of a triangle waiting for the bell, and when they get it, all three lunge towards the center. Danny gets to Ghosthead first, shoving Fire aside. She shrugs it off though and waits for an opening. She sees it when Danny armdrags Ghosthead over into an armbar, and Fire puts the boots to Ghosthead. Ghosthead manages to tangle Fire's legs up and knock her backward with a scissor kick to the knee. He breaks free of Danny and turns toward Fire on the ground. Danny spins him around and the two exchange massive right hooks for a bit, while Fire recovers. Fire climbs the rope and missile drop kicks to Ghosthead's head, knocking him over. She gets to her feet and pulls Ghosthead up by the dreadlocks, aiming for a DDT. She gets it and pins, one...t—
Ghosthead kicks out with authority. They get to their feet, and Ghosthead kicks Fire in the stomach, possibly trying to set up the vex vice, but Danny is having none of it. He pushes Fire away, and sets to taking Ghosthead down, getting him into a sleeper hold. Ghost flips Danny over, one...t—
Fire breaks up the pin. Danny shoves her away and focuses his attention back onto Ghosthead, who is all too happy to continue the assault on Taylor. And that is basically how the match goes. Fire can't seem to get any momentum, as any time she's the target of Ghosthead's offense, Danny steps between, pushes her away, or otherwise interferes. We sense her frustration growing, and so is Ghosthead's. Finally she just lurks around the edge of the ring, hoping for an opportunity, but staring daggers at Taylor. Any time one of them makes a pin, she shoots in, but eventually Danny interferes.
Ghosthead makes some comment about 'protecting women not being Danny's strong suit' and that seems to make the silent giant seethe with rage. Danny flips Ghosthead over with an exploder suplex...right into Firewoman! Firewoman crumples as she wasn't really anticipating a 235-pound man being thrown at her. Danny gets to his feet and sees Fire sprawled under Ghosthead. He yanks Ghosthead away to check on Fire, but that gives Ghosthead time to recover. He stands, and Danny turns around, but Ghosthead hits the Night Terror. Danny is out, Fire is getting to her feet, slowly, but she's still on her knees. Ghosthead leaps for a Phantasmagoria. Fire is still groggy from their earlier collision. Danny starts to revive, and see what is happening, but it's too late. Fire is tapping out!
Your winner in 31:43, GHOSTHEADThanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF: LET IT RIDE, coming to you Live! Sunday June 26th from Las Vegas, Nevada! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, June 12th! From Wasilla, Alaska. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 8-year plus history of the OOWF!
