OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Wasilla, Alaska
Wednesday, June 12th 2013
Miranda vs. The KaiThe rookie Miranda comes out to rousing cheers to the tune of "Stompa" in a slow AJ Lee style skip to the tune of the music, waving to the fans. They react positively. They still react positively to The Kai's entrance. Kai rolls into the ring. He looks Miranda up and down, and probably makes some patented Kai-remarks about pie. Miranda is not amused, and has her game face on, but as she's a very young rookie, it's just adorable.
They lock up after bell. Miranda stuns everyone when she is able to control Kai and push him around the ring, but just when she's getting toward the corner with him, Kai drops a leg and flips Miranda over into an armbar on to the mat. Miranda reaches for the ropes. Somewhere in the back, Firewoman shakes her head and rubs her temples. Miranda reaches...reaches...and NO! Kai pulls her back, but in doing so, let's up the pressure, allowing Miranda to roll through on to her back, where she double kicks Kai in the chest, driving him backward to break the hold.
Miranda kips up and goes after Kai with greater speed than expected. They engage in some pretty quick exchanges...basic stuff, but the speed that Miranda shows matches nicely with Kai's strength and experience. Kai gets the upper hand pretty easily, and launches Miranda across the ring with a snap suplex. He scrambles over for a quick pin, but Miranda gets a shoulder up before the end of 'one.'
Kai helps Miranda to her feet by her braided hair (drawing a warning, which he smacktalks about). Miranda, while down, was certainly not out, as she punches Kai a few times squarely in the gut, doublign him over and forcing him to let go. She hits the ropes and lands a scissors kicks to the back of Kai's head, knocking him to the mat. She recovers and goes to the ropes, where she's momentarily distracted by the cheering crowd. They love an underdog here in Alaska, don't they? she flashes a million dollar smile, and then leaps for a moonsault...except that split second of crowd appreciation cost her, and let Kai recover enough to move. Miranda eats canvas! Kai picks her up, and gets her into position...SAMOAN DROP! Kai rolls over and one..two....NO! Miranda kicks out! Kai is a bit surprised by this. He pulls her to her feet and tries for...well, something, we don't know what it is because she shoves him away. No more beautiful smile, she is all business right now. She attacks an amused Kai, who brushes her off, but then gets serious with some more traditional indie exchanges. She has definitely ramped up her offense, catching Kai a bit more off guard than he was. They run the ropes a bit each one jumping and countering the other. Miranda catches Kai by the arm, wrenches it, and quickly hits the Desecrator on an unsuspecting Kai!! She covers and one, two...THREE! Kai gets a shoulder up but it's a fraction of a second too late! Shocking upset there by newcomer Miranda.
Your winner in 9:43, MirandaMurphy’s Law vs. Banned from EverywhereAwesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane make their way down to the ring, seemingly exhausted from the week’s hijinks—as the OOWF’s avatars of comedy, they have to expend energy for others people to make jokes—but they gamely down some liquid courage and bound off the ropes in the ring. Those toughter-than-a-two-dollar-steak Murphys head down the ramp next, mind occupied with the week but still taking the time to slap hands (more DK than Daniella) before entering the ring.
Daniella starts off against Justin Sane…Justin teases a test of strength, but then extends the second arm with an open palm, asking for five bucks. DK laughs in the corner, but Daniella just yanks Justin in for a snap DDT…only a one-count on that, but it starts a flurry of offense with Daniella taking it to Justin, until she hooks Justin up for a powerbomb and he spins up top—Victory Roll! 1-2-Daniella kicks out! Justin seems upset, since that was a pretty good Victory Roll! Justin asks Daniella to “try it again” and leaps up on her shoulders—but this time, Daniella just moves faster and powerbombs him. Whoops. 1-2-Justin gets the shoulder up….Daniella gives the tag to her brother and the two double-stomp in the corner—DK whips Justin into the ropes, looking for a back body drop…
…but Justin dives through the ropes to the outside. Onto no one. He jumps up and keeps running into the crowd! Bill yells at Justin to come back, but Justin grabs some popcorn and five bucks from a fan—and folks, Justin appears to be HULKING UP! He storms the ring, shaking his muscles as he re-enters the apron. DK punches, no effect! Another punch, no effect! Finally, on the third punch Justin points: YOU! Justin wags the finger…and tags in Bill.
Bill tries to make up for the anti-climax by coming in a House o’Fury, and hits a few good knockdowns on big ol’ DK, before elbowing Daniella off the apron to clear house…Daniella’s got a short temper though, and she runs into the ring and spears Bill down! Justin runs in and jumps on her back, rolling—VICTORY ROLL! Justin finally counts three and seems to be very proud of himself, though the referee explains that neither he nor Daniella were the legal partners, and compels them to leave the ring. Bill’s back up, targets DK, runs for the Mason Dixon Line, but DK spins around and catches him with the REAR NAKED CHOKE! DK wraps the legs to force him to the ground, nowhere to go, Daniella and Justin fighting outside, Bill is forced to tap!
Winners in 6:34…Murphy’s Law!The Word vs. PoeMausam and Escape plays, and out comes the OOWF Hall of Famer, Poe. Poe hasn’t had the greatest of comebacks, having been beaten down two weeks ago at the hands of the Saints of Sinners, and then last week dropping to 0-2 against former OOWF World Champion, Chris Evans. Poe’s gonna need to be in his best mindset in order to hold his own against one of the OOWF’s most promising newcomers, The Word. The Word, followed to the ring by Father Lou, showed no mercy last week towards an injured Kai, and doesn’t appear to be feeling merciful towards Poe.
The match begins, and the two men lock up. Just as he did last week, The Word is able to get his opponent into the corner, but instead of being able to get an upper hand, Poe is able to reverse his position, trapping The Word into the corner and unloading with strikes. The Word quickly recovers by raking Poe’s eyes, and taking the big man down with a shoulder block. The Word dares Poe to get back to his feet, which Poe obliges with a vicious Spear, which gets a 2 count.
Poe continues the punishment over the next few minutes, including a Backdrop Driver worthy of Dr. Death. Poe appears to be in a better mindset, and goes to end things. Poe grabs the legs of The Word, looking to end things with the Desert Scorpion, but The Word still has quite a bit of fight left in him as he kicks Poe to the ropes, and destroys him with a Lariat. The Word rolls up Poe, hooking both of Poe’s legs, and also Poe’s tights, and is able to get the 3 count just as Poe gets his shoulder off the mat.
Winner, in 14:23, The WordTexpress & Stan Fulton vs. Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack, Chloe, & Jeremy Punswick)Texpress and Stan come out first to a rousing ovation. The Saints of Sinners are announced and the boos rain down on them from all over the arena, but they don’t seem to care. Punswick and Chloe charge the ring and attack Texpress. Stan leaves the ring and heads up the ramp for Moose, but inside the ring, Chad catches Chloe with a dropkick that sends her between the ropes the floor. She sees Stan heading toward Moose and immediately attacks him from behind, landing several forearms to the back of the head. Fulton turns around and he and Chloe brawl a bit, which lets Moose race to the ring and save Punswick from an attempted Dropkick Device!
Moose grabs Chad’s leg and crotches him on the top rope while Punswick frees himself from Zane’s shoulders and drops to the mat. Moose catches Chad with several punches to the side of the head, then climbs to the middle turnbuckle from the apron and BITES Chad on the head! Chad howls in pain and catches Moose with an elbow to the side of the head that sends the champ off the apron to the floor. Chad gets back to his feet and leaps at Moose, trying for a HURRACARANA, but Moose catches him and SLAMS him onto the apron with a POWERBOMB! Chad hits the floor grabbing his back in pain.
Meanwhile in the ring, Punswick and Zane are going nose to nose trading punches. Punswick hits the ropes for a clothesline, but Zane played a little possum and catches him with a SNAP POWERSLAM! Zane covers, but only gets a one count when Chloe reaches in and grabs his leg and pulls him off. The distraction proves costly for Chloe though, when she turns her attention back to Stan, the big man nearly decapitates her with a clothesline! Stan climbs back into the ring as Punswick tries to lift Zane for a suplex. The big man grabs JP from behind and throws him across the ring with a release German suplex! Punswick staggers to his feet and falls into the corner, where Stan CRUSHES him with a BIG SPLASH!
Zane leaves the ring and waits on the apron, as Moose tries to pull Chad to his feet, Zane runs down the apron and NAILS Moose with a kick to the face sending him to the floor. Zane helps Chad up and drops to all fours, Chad gets a running start and leaps off Zane’s back and SLAMS into Moose, driving him into the guardrail. Inside the ring, Stan pulls Punswick up and whips him to the ropes and, but from the outside, Chloe grabs his leg and pulls him to the floor and safety. Chad and Zane roll Moose into the ring and he gets to his feet and sees Stan standing there with a grin on his face. The big man moves to grab Moose, but the champ drops to the mat and rolls to safety with Chloe and Punswick.
Texpress joins Stan in the middle of the ring, they look around at the audience and the crowd roars. They whip the big man to the ropes and follow behind him, when Stan hits the ropes, he drops down, pulling the top rope WAY down, Chad and Zane both dive over the top rope and take out the Saints! The crowd pops BIG for this! Texpress get to their feet and grab Moose and once again roll him into the ring to face Stan. The champ begs off, backing into the corner. As Stan tries to grab him, Moose rakes his eyes. Chloe climbs onto the apron and tags Moose, then charges into the ring and clips Stan’s knee, dropping him to the mat.
Chloe blatantly chokes Stan, breaking only when the referee threatens disqualification, then snarling at the referee and screaming obscenities at him. Chloe drags a gasping Stan to the corner and tags in JP. Punswick springs over the top rope and drops a knee across Stan’s knee, then tries to apply a figure four leg lock, but Stan grabs his head and peppers him with punches to the skull until Punswick staggers away. Stan gets to one knee and Punswick charges in and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD, Stan nearly goes down, but manages to stay upright, until JP grabs him in a front facelock and PLANTS him with a SHORT DDT! Punswicks turns Fulton over and covers, but Chad races in and breaks it up at two.
Punswick turns around and argues with Chad and tries to go after him, which allows Stan to get to his feet. From the outside Moose grabs a chain from his pocket and ducks between the ropes and stalks Stan from behind. Fulton turns around and Moose swings, but Stan avoids the shot and GOOZLES MOOSE! Before he can slam him, Chloe blindsides him with her DDT title, Moose falls to freedom and rolls out of the ring while Stan falls to one knee in the corner and grabs his head. When he sees blood, the big man snaps. He gets to his feet and grabs Chloe as she is leaving the ring, goozles her and CHOKESLAMS her straight to hell! With Chloe on the mat, Stan goes for the DROP LINE, but Moose pulls her out of the ring!
An enraged Stan grabs Punswick and spins him around and SLAMS him in the face with a headbutt, then sends him to the ropes and PLANTS him with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Stan tags in Zane, then leaves the ring, walks around by the announce table and grabs AXE HANDLE! He slowly stalks the Saints of Sinners, backing them up the ramp.
Inside the ring, Zane pulls Punswick to his feet and tries to lift him for the BACKBREAKER, but Punswick slips free, spins Zane around and hits the CODEBREAKER! As Zane staggers back, Chad makes the blind tag. Punswick grabs a stunned Zane and sets him up for a DRAGON SUPLEX, but Chad comes in and throws a SUPERKICK, Zane ducks at the last second, and the move POPS Punswick right on the jaw! Chad heads to the top rope, while Zane lifts JP on his shoulders…..DROPKICK DEVICE! Chad covers, one….two….three!
WINNERS in 23:11 – Texpress & Stan FultonAs soon as the bell rings, the rest of the Saints storm the ring, LD and Stank head to the ring and attack Chad and Zane while Carter, Chloe and Moose go after Stan. Before too much damage can be done, the Murphy’s, and Alexis race to the ring and even the odds, especially since each of them is carrying a weapon. The Saints back up the ramp, choosing to fight another day. As they get near the top, the crowd roars and we see Tommy Wilder on top of the OOTron! Wilder flashes the horns sign, then SWANTONS OFF THE TOP OF THE OOTRON! He crashes into the Saints, sending them to the floor. They get to their feet, and the fight resumes, with Tommy BADLY outnumbered, but soon enough, Lexie, Chad, Zane, DK and Daniella even the odds. Chloe manages to break away and grabs a can o’plunder from under the ring and soon everyone has weapons, blood is flowing freely and the riot police have shown up to separate everyone. As the factions are being pulled apart, we see an expressionless Danny Taylor has made his way to the top of the ramp. He just stands there and stares at everything with a blank stare on his face. He slowly shakes his head and makes his way to the back as order is slowly restored.
Matt Folz vs. Alexander DarlingPorcelain & The Tramps’s “King Of The World” brings out Alexander Darling. He slaps a few hands and circles the ring before climbing in.
“Battle without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei leads out Matt Folz. No surprise, but Folz ignores the crowd and climbs into the ring. There’s the bell and we’re underway.Folz and Darling lock up and struggle with each other until Darling backs Folz into the corner. Alex breaks clean and moves to the ring’s center. They lock up again and this time Folz backs Darling to the corner. Folz teases a clean break but slams a forearm into Darling’s face. A European uppercut follows and Darling is reeling.
Matt arm drags Darling out of the corner and snap mares him over into a sitting position. Folz runs the ropes and dropkicks Darling to the face. Darling is down and Folz drops an elbow on Alex’s throat and makes a cover. Folz gets a two count and glares at the ref.
Alex is gasping for air and Folz isn’t going to relent. He picks Darling up and whips him to the corner. Folz runs in and hits a standing clothesline on Darling. Folz slaps Darling on the back of the head in a sarcastic toss of Darling to the mat. Alex drops face first; Folz rolls him over and gets another two count.
Folz is up and jawing at the referee about Jon Stewart taking the summer off from
The Daily Show and the ramifications of John Oliver’s abilities to keep the show funny. This is giving Darling a chance to climb to his feet with the aid of the ropes.
Folz sees this and runs at Alex, but Alex pulls down the top rope and Folz goes flying to the floor. Darling catches his breath for a few seconds, but then follows Folz out to the floor. Alex grabs Folz as Matt is climbing to his feet. Alex throws Folz into the timekeepers area and wastes no time going to fish him out.
Alex pulls Folz back towards the ring and slams Matt’s face into the steel steps. Folz staggers and falls into the ring and rolls to the center. Alex climbs the turnbuckle and drops a flying Macho Man elbow. Turnabout fair play and Folz took the worst elbow in this match.
Darling floats over. ANACONDA VICE!!! Folz is already gasping for air from the elbow and this is torture! The ref is asking if Folz wants to quit, but Matt won’t tap. Folz struggles, but makes it to the ropes. Darling releases the hold and slowly gets to his feet. Even though this match hasn’t gone on long in comparison to other matches, both men are feeling like they’ve gone through the ringer.
Alex slowly pulls Folz up to his feet. Folz quickly grabs one of Darling’s legs. FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! Folz with a cover. ONE... TWO... No!! Darling rolls his shoulder. Folz’s turn to float over and locks in the ANKLE LOCK! Now it’s Alex’s turn to deny that he’s quitting to the ref.
Alex makes the ropes and Folz releases the hold in four and a half seconds. Barely avoids the DQ there. Folz going up to the top rope. Darling gets a burst of adrenaline and scoots up to the top with Folz. They trade punches, headbutts and forearms. They’re both on the top turnbuckle moving around. How haven’t they fallen to the floor?!
The crowd is going wild and Christian Carter is out at the top of the ramp. With Folz a bit woozy, Alex climbs down and goes to the opposite side of the ring from Folz to jaw at Carter on the ramp. Carter just smugly smiles at Darling. Carter now comes down to the ring and Darling continues to yell at him.
Folz has cleared his head, notices Darling isn’t paying attention to him and comes up behind him. He locks in the TAZMISSION! Both men fall back to the mat. Alex is fading. The ref holds Darling’s arm up. Drops once. Again. Drops twice. The ref pulls Darling’s arm up again... and it drops!
Your winner, by submission in 11:51, MATT FOLZ!Carter comes into the ring as Folz lets Darling go. Folz and Carter start jawing at each other as it looks like Folz is pissed about Carter’s appearance. Darling is slowly getting to his feet with the ref’s help at this time and he sees Folz and Carter in each other’s face. Darling pulls Folz away and starts in on Carter. Folz does the same to Darling and eventually all three are pushing and making not nice. A slew of refs are out to break this one up before it really gets going.Jason Allen vs. GhostheadThe lights darken and
Sevendust’s “My Ruin” comes on the Jumbotron as Ghosthead walks down the ramp, his Imperial Onslaught Briefcase in hand. White fog pours from under the ring covering the mat and ringside as Ghosthead enters the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and sits down awaiting his opponent.
Breaking Benjamin's Diary of Jane brings out Jason Allen who runs around the ring slapping hands with the fans. Allen leaps over the rope and raises his hands to the cheers of the fans. Ghosthead smirks as he jumps off the ropes and hands his IO Briefcast to the referee who hands it off to the timekeeper and calls for the bell.
The two lock up in the center of the ring and very quickly Ghosthead takes over with some serious ground and pound offense against Allen. Ghosthead works heavily the head and neck of Allen, while Allen keeps trying to fight back but it seems that Ghosthead is in the zone and keeps Allen at the disadvantage, looking like he has an Allen comeback grounded after an Eidolon that puts Allen down hard. Ghosthead smiles as he picks up Allen for a gutwrench suplex, then climbs to the top rope for what looks to be a Spectre's Fall but Allen had that scouted and comes up with a Pele Kick that sends Ghosthead out to the floor hard! Allen recovers a bit inside the ring as Ghosthead is on the floor. The Death Knell tries to climb back into the ring but Allen hits the ropes and flies out of the ring with a Springboard Shooting Star that sends both competitors down hard outside the ring. Allen rolls back into the ring first as Ghosthead climbs up to the apron. Allen meets him at the ropes but Ghosthead drives a shoulder into Allen's midsection, then grabs Allen's head and snaps it down hard across the top rope as Ghost drops off the apron and Allen falls to the mat.
There's a commotion on the stage area as Danny Taylor has come out. He seems to be oblivious to the events or the crowd and is just wandering around. Ghosthead looks up and sees his rival on the stage and starts to work his way up the ramp but the referee jumps out of the ring and directs him to return. Meanwhile Firewoman comes out and leads Danny backstage.
Ghosthead climbs back onto the apron and to the top rope. SPECTRE'S FALL – but Allen moves at the last second! Allen climbs to the top rope himself and hits the JOKERS WILD! Both men are dazed but Allen is able to muscle up Ghosthead for a ROYAL FLUSH! Allen covers and Ghosthead kicks out AFTER the referee has counted 3!
Winner in 16:25 – Jason Allen!Allen is thrilled and climbs the turnbuckle to take in the cheers of the crowd but Ghosthead is none too happy as he grabs Allen from behind and drops him on his head. Ghosthead angrily kicks away and locks in the PHANTASMAGORIA! The referee tells Ghosthead to release the hold but instead Ghosthead hits the referee with the Black Mist! Finally several referees and trainers come from the back to separate the two as an uncharacteristically angry Ghosthead grabs his IO Briefcase and heads to the back, as the trainers help Allen to the back
Intercontinental Title Proving GroundMai Muyo © vs. Alexis Darling vs. Christian Carter vs. Tommy WilderAlexis is out first, followed by Carter. They go right after each other as the action gets underway before all the introductions finish. Tommy and Mai come running down sans music and join in. The referee sees all four competitors in the ring and calls for the bell. We're underway!
Alexis and Carter topple to the floor almost immediately. Tommy takes a running leap over the ropes and takes out both wrestlers. Mai looks like she wants to do the same, but slides out and grabs Carter, sending him into the barricade. Tommy tosses Alexis in the ring, then shoots himself over the top and lands a nice leg drop on her. Mai gets reversed into the ring post by Carter, wh goes to the ring and trips Tommy as he's running the ropes, causing him to stumble into a DDT by Alexis. Alexis pops up just in time to get SPEARED out of her boots by Carter. He Rises up and catches a running Mai with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and stands tall among the mass of bodies. He snares Mai, and sets her up, looking for the Fall From Grace.. but Tommy runs at him from behind and takes his head off with a reverse clothesline! Alexis has apparently found her boots and grabs Wilder DRAGON SUPLEX BRIDGE...1...2...NO! Tommy kicks out just as Mai is in to break up the pin.
Alexis catches Mai with a Lung Blower. Tommy ties Carter up with an octopus hold on the ropes! Alexis runs over and dumps Tommy on the floor, then pulls Carter on her shoulders, looking for a Darling Driver. Carter works his way down, and grabs Alexis by the hair. He sees Ami coming at him and grabs her by the hair as well. He tries to have a meeting of the minds, but both women kick him in the lower abdominals (RIP Gorilla) and toss him over the ropes together. Tommy rolls Alexis up from behind.. schoolboy (or schoolgirl? Not sure) 1...2...NO! She kicks out. Mai is right there with a standing enziguri that flattens Alexis as she stands back up. Mai hits a standing hurricanrana on Tommy and hooks a leg 1...2... NO! as Wilder avoids the pinfall. He pops up and Mai locks in the Trinitarian! Alexis kicks her in the head, breaking the hold. She pulls Tommy up, and he blocks a shot and lifts her for the Base Jump! He runs up the turnbuckles with Alexis on his shoulders... and carter is on the apron, knocking them both back to the mat. Mai tries to suplex him back in, but he twists, and lands on his feet, nailing her with a Dragon Suplex! Carter pops up and tosses Wilder to the floor. Alesxis spins him around.. BRAINBUSTER! Wilder is on the top turnbuckle.. 630 backsplash! His momentum causes Wilder to roll off Carter and Alexis grabs his arms..... CURBSTOMP! Mai pulls Cater up simultaneously and hits THE END IS HERE! She covers 1....2...NO! Alexis pulls Mai off kicks her, then sets her up for a BITCH KILLER! Alexis covers 1...2....3!
Winner, in 14:19, Alexis DarlingOnslaught TitleAmazing Jos © vs. Chris EvansChris Evans is out first. Inciting the fans as he makes his way down the aisle, he has the crowd ready to riot before he even makes it to the ring. Evans climbs between the ropes, sneers at referee Davis Hightower, and stretches in his corner. The crowd's boos quickly turn to cheers as the OOWF Onslaught Champion, Amazing Jos, steps onto the stage. Jos pauses to soak in the cheers before sprinting down the aisle and sliding into the ring. He poses on the turnbuckles, holding his championship high, and then jumps to the middle of the ring and hands his title to Hightower, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell.
Evans delivers a swift kick to the fork while the referee's back is turned. Jos doubles over, and Evans follows up with an elbow to the back of the head. Hightower turns around in time to see Evans deliver a neckbreaker and spring off the middle rope to hit a lionsault. Evans covers, but Jos kicks out at one.
Evans pulls Jos to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut. He sends the champion hard into the corner and follows him in with a high knee to the chest. Jos stumbles out, and Evans snapmares him to the mat. Evans sits Jos up and kicks him hard in the back, then hops to the second rope and drives an elbow into his head. He makes a cover, but Jos rolls a shoulder at two.
Evans pulls the Champion to his feet and sends him into the corner. Jos runs straight up the turnbuckles and Evans drops to the mat anticipating an attack. Jos checks his momentum on the top rope, waits for Evans to get up, and nails the challenger with a picture perfect missile dropkick. Jos goes for the cover, but Evans grabs the ropes and pulls himself out to the floor. Evans circles the ring, holding his head. Jos gets up a head of steam and sprints towards the ropes. Evans dodges as Jos dives, and Jos catches the top rope on the way by, flipping himself over and landing on his feet on the floor. Evans turns around - right into a superkick. Jos grabs Evans and tries to stuff him back into the ring, but Evans drops to his knees and drives an elbow into his stomach. Evans grabs the champion's head and slams it into the apron, and then rolls under the ropes to break the count.
Evans goes back to the floor and tries to send the champion into the ringpost, but Jos pulls him back and lifts him into the air, bouncing his back off the ropes and dropping him onto the apron. Jos rolls under the ropes and slings himself back over, driving an elbow into Evans' head as he drops to the floor. Jos catches Evans as he falls off the apron and shoves him under the ropes. He hits a slingshot senton and covers, but Evans rolls a shoulder at two.
Jos pulls Evans to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He attacks with kicks and chops, finishing with a spinning back kick. Evans doubles over, and Jos backs off to get a running start. He goes for a pump kick, but Evans drops out of the way and Jos gets caught up in the turnbuckles. Before he can free himself, Evans rolls to his knees and drives an elbow into the champion's knee. He continues his attack on the leg, keeping Jos trapped in the corner despite the referee's protests.
Chris Evans has used his first warning.Evans turns and has words with Hightower, which gives the champion time to free himself. Jos aims a kick at Evans, but he turns in time to catch it and snap Jos over with a dragonscrew leg whip. Evans continues the attack on the leg and rolls the champion into a single leg Boston crab, mouthing 'Hi Davin' in the process. Hightower checks, but Jos refuses to submit. Evans transitions the hold into an STF. Jos struggles, and finally reaches the ropes.
Amazing Jos has used his first rope breakJos uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Evans charges, and Jos ducks his shoulder, levering the challenger over the ropes. Evans manages to turn in the air enough to land on his feet on the floor. He takes a walk to clear his head and Hightower starts to count. Jos goes to follow the challenger, but Hightower cuts him off. With both of them distracted, Evans slips something out of his trunks and onto his hand. Evans rolls back into the ring and Jos grabs him. Evans shrugs him off and swings a wild haymaker, but Jos ducks and knees him in the stomach. Jos sends Evans to the ropes and lifts him for a spinebuster, but Evans slams him in the head with a brass knuckle assisted punch mid-move. The champion drops like he was shot, and Evans shifts into a cover. Unfortunately for the challenger, this is not Hightower's first rodeo - or his first Chris Evans match - so he grabs Evans' hand before he can hide the evidence and calls for the bell.
WINNER, and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, as a result of a disqualification, Amazing Jos.After the match: As Evans argues the decision with Hightower, trainers hit the ring and check on the Champion.
Non-TitleSaints of Sinners (LD Williams & Stank) © vs. Danny Taylor & FirewomanFirewoman’s music hits first and she comes out to a huge pop. A moment later Dynamite Danny Taylor comes out as well. Firewoman gives him a questioning look, but there is a focus and intensity in his eyes. He nods to her, and she smiles and they fistbump. They then make their way to the ring slapping hands with the fans along the way. The champs come out next to a chorus of boos. Stank and LD seem amused by this whole situation, and even pause to mock some fans in white cowboy hats en route to the ring. Stank looks to be starting for the Saints, and Danny motions to Fire that he wants to start as well. Fire gives him a smack on the shoulder and nods before taking her place on the apron. The ref goes over some last minute instructions, and we get the bell.
Stank walks to the center of the ring and looks to talk some smack, when Danny quickly locks up and starts pushing him back taking Stank off guard. Stank quickly recovers and holds his ground. Both men struggle for position, with neither being able to gain a clear advantage, finally Stank is able to get the edge and sends Danny to the ropes. Danny comes back with a strong shoulder block that rocks Stank but does not send him down. He tries for a second, but Stank is ready and nails him with a massive clothesline sending Taylor to the mat. Stank follows up with an elbow drop, but Danny dodges and the big man crashes and burns. Danny takes over locking in several different headlocks and armbars, but Stank manages to power out of each one. Finally a frustrated Stank tags in LD.
Firewoman asks for a tag, but Danny shakes it off, motioning that he has this, and Fire smiles back in amusement. LD circles slowly, obviously realizing that this is not the lethargic opponent they were expecting. The two lock up and we get a mini clinic, as both men seem to have an answer for whatever the other is throwing at them. What Danny does not realize however, is that each counter of LD’s puts him closer and closer to the Saints corner. Stank is able to reach in with a cheap shot that staggers Danny. The Saints then show why they are the champ by cutting off the ring and using quick tags to keep Danny off his game. Eventually Danny is able to get a breather when he nails a massive German suplex on Williams.
Firewoman has her arm outstretched and is practically screaming for a tag. Danny nearly makes it before deciding to pull his arm back. He shakes his head and motions that he can keep fighting. Firewoman slaps the turnbuckle hard, visibly frustrated at Danny’s stubbornness. Stank meanwhile has tagged in and puts the clubbing blows to Danny’s back before whipping him towards the corner that the ref happens to be in. Danny puts on the brakes to avoid hitting him, but Stank avalanches in crushing both and sending them down. LD sees the ref down and enters ready for a two man beatdown on Taylor.
This is enough for Fire, who springboards off the ropes and nails Stank with a missile dropkick staggering him back. LD goes to cut her off, but she ducks his attack and snaps off a standing hurricanrana that takes him across the ring. She then kips up and pops off a superkick continuing to stun Stank. LD tries again to cut her off, but she is aware it is coming and is loading up another kick when Danny is back up and tries to tackle Williams down forcing Fire to stumble to avoid hitting her own partner. The ref is back up and tries to restore some order by getting a frustrated Firewoman to return to her corner. The Saints capitalize by nailing a double gutbuster on Danny, and do the fake clap your hands tag bringing LD back in.
Fire tries to point this out to the ref, but he just forces her to return to the apron. LD meanwhile nails a snap suplex on Danny before laying into him with several quick strikes. He whips Danny to the ropes and ducks his head for a backbody drop. Unfortunately, Danny ducks as well, and the two collide with a sickening thud. Both men stumble backwards, and Firewoman stretches in and forcefully slaps Danny on the back tagging herself in. Danny grabs her arm to try and argue him staying in, when Fire angrily shoves him away. This gives Stank enough time to rush over and take both of them down with a double clothesline. Stank then picks Firewoman up and holds her for a high vertical suplex. Firewoman is just about to slide out of it, when Danny spears Stank causing him to land ontop of her crushing her into the mat.
A horrified look crosses Danny’s face as he shoves Stank aside to check on Fire. His horror quickly turns to relief, and then anger, and he jumps onto Stanks back and starts pounding on his head. The ref comes over to try and pull him away, but Danny shoves him off, and the ref considers this enough to draw the DQ.
Your winners in 15:13 via DQ The Saints of SinnersFirewoman recovers at this point and gives Danny a hard shove sending him off of Stank. She lets out a loud “what the hell Taylor?” as she pushes him back into the corner. LD helps Stank out of the ring, and they both smirk as they watch Fire verbally tear Danny a new one. They grab their titles and hold them high as they back up the ramp to a chorus of boos.
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