OOWF LET IT RIDE
Live from Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday, June 30th 2013
Tommy Wilder vs. ChloeAs the crowd hears
“Baptized in the Blood of the Innocents” and Chloe's insane laughter followed by Korn's Shoots and Ladders, they begin booing the arrival of Chloe, who is accompanied by the World Heavyweight Champion Moosehead Jack. Chloe is all business tonight and is focused totally on Tommy Wilder. As she climbs into the ring she turns her back only momentarily to climb the turnbuckle and raise her branding iron and bloody towel to the crowd which boos Chloe unmercifully.
Bloodstains by Agent Orange fired up from the Jumbotron, but Wilder is nowhere to be seen. Finally a spotlite illuminates a spot in the rafters where Wilder is seen on a zip line. He rides the zipline down to the stage and as he jumps from the line to the stage he lands on a skateboard and rides down the ramp and around the ring, hitting a strategically placed ramp at ringside and lands on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle from the outside. The crowd cheers Wilder's athleticism but Chloe stares daggers into Wilder and Moose just smirks. Moose grabs Chloe by the shoulders and takes her chin in his hand. All the anger and emotion trains from her face as Moose softly talks to the young woman. She nods and becomes more agitated until Moose takes the bloody towel and holds it close to her face. Her eyes close as she breathes deeply. When her eyes reopen they blaze in anger and a twisted grin is on her face. Moose smiles as he steps out of the ring and takes a seat.
The referee calls for the bell and Chloe charges but Wilder steps out of the way and begins slamming her with fists and knees. Wilder throws Chloe across the ring and he follows in with a CAFFEINE RUSH! Chloe drops down and out of the ring and the crowd boos. Wilder leaps to the turnbuckle and flies off the top rope diving at Chloe but Chloe is able to grab Wilder in a modified Powerslam on the floor! Chloe is able to get Wilder up and drive his back into the apron! Chloe rolls into the ring to break the count, then points at Wilder and tells the referee to count. Most of the crowd boos except for a small section of black shirted contingent wearing SOS t-shirts shouting “CHLO-EEE.” Chloe climbs the turnbuckle and acknowledges the Saints fans. She then flies off the turnbuckle split legged and lands on Wilders shoulders, but Wilder uses Chloe's momentum against her as he shifts the momentum and Wilder drops Chloe hard on HER back! Wilder leaps onto the apron, jumps onto the second rope, and moonsaults onto Chloe.
Wilder climbs back into the ring and plays to the fans, and that brings Moose out of his seat. As Chloe gets to her feet outside Wilder hits the ropes looking for a probable dive but Moose grabs Wilder's leg, pulls him out and runs him into the ring post, then walks back to his seat. Chloe rolls into the ring and sees no opponent. Moose points to the floor, and Chloe rolls back out and again runs Wilder into the post, then rolls him into the ring. Chloe climbs the turnbuckle...Alabama Jam! She covers Wilder, ONE, TWO, NO! Wilder just rolls the shoulder. Chloe climbs on top of Wilder and begins raining down fists, then starts choking him. The referee starts counting, with Chloe just breaking at five after driving her fingers into Wilder's throat. Chloe begins arguing with the referee which lets Moose reach in and grab Wilder's legs, and Moose introduces Wilder's family jewels to the ring post. Moose then climbs up on the apron and begins arguing with the referee, and that allows Chloe to run to the corner and begin standing on Wilder's chest and throat. Moose finally stops arguing and the referee sees what Chloe is doing and begins counting. Chloe breaks right at five, but then jumps to the second turnbuckle and drops a Banzai on Wilder's chest. Chloe pulls Wilder out of the corner, turns him over...EDGEUCATION in the middle of the ring. Wilder is in a lot of pain and he starts slowly crawling toward the ropes. He's close to grabbing the ropes but Moose reaches up and pulls the bottom rope out of his reach. The referee has had enough and throws Moose out! Moose is screaming at the referee that he can't do that to the champion, but the referee is insistent. Meanwhile, Chloe still has Wilder tied up as Moose is being removed. The referee calls for the break and Chloe waits until five, then starts kicking away at Wilder's legs. The referee can't get her to break until he finally has to physically insert himself between the two combatants. Chloe begins stalking the smaller referee as he has to remind her he's the boss.
Wilder pulls himself up in the corner, Chloe charges---BUISAKI KNEE that connects. Chloe turns him around, Fisherman Buster! Chloe floats over and hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, NO! Wilder kicks out! Chloe is incensed and gets in the referee's face. Both argue while Wilder picks himself up. Chloe turns and measures Wilder for a kick off the ropes. She charges but Wilder catches the foot and spins her around – Wilder with the ENZIGURI! Wilder hits the ropes but Chloe gets the leg up for the boot! Wilder drops to one knee but bounces back up and starts jaw jacking at Chloe who gets nose to nose with him. She hits the ropes again and goes for the boot to the face again but Wilder Matrixes the boot. Chloe turns around and walks into another ENZIGURI! Waistlock by Wilder, TIGER SUPLEX! ONE, TWO, NO! Chloe kicks out! Wilder heads for the top rope... MOONSAULT...but Chloe moves...but Wilder lands on his feet and hits a Standing Moonsault and hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, NO! Chloe kicks out. Wilder climbs to the top rope again...but here comes Chloe...ASIATIC SPIKE! Wilder crotches himself on the top turnbuckle. Chloe climbs to the top rope, picks up Wilder and locks in a Front Face Lock---Corkscrew---NO! Wilder knees Chloe in the face and she slumps, but Wilder grabs on to her. Gets her up in Fireman's Carry, can it be? Yes, BASE JUMP! Wilder covers, ONE, TWO, THREE!
WINNER in 22:45 – Tommy WilderWilder wastes no time in getting out of the ring and grabbing his skateboard as Moosehead Jack, Stank, and LD Williams come roaring out of the back. Wilder dodges the Saints and skateboards his way back up the ramp where he grabs a rope dropped from the rafters and is pulled to safety.
Poe & The Kai vs. The Word & Mystery PartnerPoe and Kai are out first to a strong reaction from the crowd, as the quasi-family make their way into the ring talking—perhaps strategy, perhaps discussing who The Word’s partner will be? Well, here comes the masked Word, and we’re about to find out the mystery man!
The Word steps out atop the stage, and raises one fist…and some nondescript man comes out behind him…and raises his face to reveal one white eyebrow. It’s SERAPH! Seraph is back!
A number of fans seem to remember Seraph—and Poe certainly does—though many newer fans haven’t seen his face before. Word and Seraph head down to the ring slowly, methodically, Seraph looking to start off the match. Kai decides he wants to kick things off, and here we go!
Seraph makes no wasted movement, dodging to start and looking for an opening, which he finally gets with a drop toehold to Kai! Seraph comes out the front, yanking Kai up for a snap suplex! The first connects…and then a second…but as he goes for a third, the fast Kai reverses into a neckbreaker! Kai begins to go to work on Seraph with elbow strikes, and goes to the outside looking for a springboard clothesline—but Seraph catches him, and throws with a belly to belly! Seraph dropkicks Kai into the turnbuckles, and Poe immediately tags in,
Poe has Seraph better scouted, catching the smaller returning wrestler with strikes and kicks every time he goes in from a suplex, looking to stymie the technician. Seraph adjusts course and begins to throw and exchange shots, but Poe pulls him down into a triangle choke! Poe offers no release as Seraph drops fists—so Seraph adjusts position, kicking his leg through Poe’s, pushing up, and reversing into THE SERAPH SHARPSHOOTER!
Poe struggles toward the ropes, looking to get a break…but Seraph reaches out for the tag to The Word, who bounds off the opposite ropes and NAILS Poe with a stiff boot to the left knee while he’s being held, loud enough to make a noise! The knee twists a weird way as Seraph releases, and The Word stays on it with stomps, until Poe pops up off the other leg to catch The Word with an uppercut and DDT!
However, even the jumping DDT seems to have hurt Poe on the landing, and he hobbles/crawls his way to Kai, tagging his partner in. Kai begins to put the boots to The Word, but The Word grabs his legs and flapjacks him, neck first on the top rope! Back elbow to Kai’s neck as he bounces off, and Kai goes down in a heap, grabbing his neck in pain. He may just experienced some kind of stinger. The Word raises his right arm as he picks up Kai…HAND OF GOD MANDIBLE! Kai is struggling in the hold, kicking The Word in the thigh as he reaches back to the ropes—but The Word pulls him in tighter, pushing the neck back further and further, forcing Kai to tap out before Poe can stumble in!
Winners in 8:32…The Word and Seraph!The Word drops The Kai to the ground hard, as he stands tall next to Seraph. Poe helps Kai out the ring, and the trainers check on both of them, seeing Poe avoiding any weight on his left and Kai favoring the neck. The announcers opine that they may suffered real injuries based on how slowly they are helped to the back, questioning if they may be forced into some time off.
Ghosthead vs. Jason AllenJason comes out fast, surprising Ghosthead with his speed and quickness advantage and nailing Ghosthead with a flying forearm. Jason heads up and nails a flying clothesline. Spinning heel kick is followed up by a top rope clothesline. Jason bridges the legs for a 2 count. Both men get back to their feet, this time Ghosthead levels Jason with a clothesline.
The two men go back and forth with several high impact moves for the next few minutes, exchanging several two counts. The end comes when Jason goes for the Royal Flush, Ghosthead hits a low blow and rolls him up in a small package for a 3 count.
Winner in 15 minutes: GhostheadBanned from Everywhere vs. Murphy’s LawThe Drinkers & Destroyers are out first, getting a nice pop from the crowd as DK Murphy gives the fans some hand slaps in the front row, Daniella a little more stoic but still appreciating the reaction. Next out is Banned From Everywhere…wait, it’s just Awesome Bill? Has something happened to Justin? The camera cuts backstage…and we see that Justin is just persistently begging money off the gorilla position techs, who finally oblige as Justin enters. Bill just sighs and takes a swing of PCPL before the two enter the ring.
Handshakes to start, as Bill locks up with Daniella Murphy, taking control after a bit with a step over armbar…Daniella is stuck as she tries to twist out, as DK yells a reversal from the outside. Daniella considers the instructions.—and then punches Bill in the face until he lets go. That’s how Daniella reverses EVERYTHING!...Daniella then takes over with the brawling, despite giving up some size, but Awesome Bill powers through with an Awesome Spear out of the corner! Bill slams Daniella’s head to mat, giving as he got, before tossing her with a release German!
Bill gives the tag to Justin Sane, who has already gone to the top rope, and leaps with an attempted 630—but Justin overshoots and ends up landing on his feet past Daniella! Sane look pretty proud for sticking the landing regardless, and takes a little bow until Daniella rolls him up from behind: good for two! Justin flails his way out and starts kicking at Daniella, catching her hard in the head—until DK Murphy reaches into his pocket and waves a $5 bill around from the corner. Bill yells as Justin not to take it—until DK pulls out $20 more, and Bill says “Hell son, you might as well.”
Justin walks over to DK, takes the money and shakes his hand…Daniella comes around and tags in on the other hand, and DK climbs up the turnbuckles, twisting the handshake grip before leaping—OLD SCHOOL! DK wraps the arm around: REAR NAKED CHOKE! Daniella plays defense against Bill, and Justin is forced to tap!
Winners in 6:43…Murphy’s Law!Before we head to the ring, we’re getting word that LJ Bennett is meeting with a former OOWF World Champion in the back and we have a INC on the scene. The camera is a bit snowy at first before it focuses on the back of a man meeting with LJ Bennett. The mics pick up in mid-conversation.
LJB: If you’re sure you can handle it, I do owe you for your help in my first attempt to gain some power in the OOWF.Unknown Man: I’m sure. I’m almost 1 year clean & sober now and I think, the closure here would be one of the final steps for me.LJB: And you promise me no shenanigans and this isn’t some plan to undermine the Saints because I know you don’t have the most well-intentioned history with them.UM: I swear to you LJ, this is personal just for me. I have no ulterior motives for this. And I promise you, I just want one last chance to talk to the fans that gave me my first big break. Nothing more.LJB: I believe that is something we can do then. This Wednesday, at Midweek Mayhem live from Green River, Utah *Crickets*…anyway, this week will be Eric O’Mac appreciation night.The Unknown Man extends his hand and we finally do see that it is in fact the 2-time former World Champion, longest reigning Onslaught & Tag Team Champion, Eric O’Mac.
EOM: Thank you LJ. You really don’t know how much this means to me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I want to catch the rest of this fabulous show from my seat. Kinda don’t want to run into anyone before I prepare myself for it.LJB: Understood. See you Wednesday, Eric.Christian Carter vs. Alexander Darling vs. Matt FolzWe go in reverse order of popularity here. Christian Carter comes out first to massive boos. Matt Folz also comes out to boos, although they are a little less intense. Then the crowd shifts into cheers as the self-proclaimed Darling of Professional Wrestling, Alexander Darling comes out. Seems the crowd agrees. While he is walking to the ring, slapping hands, Carter is glaring daggers at Folz, who doesn't seem to notice, or just doesn't care. Finally Alex gets in the ring, Folz talks some trash, Alex waves it off, and we get the bell.
Folz goes after Alex, but he's cut off by Carter who immediately drives Folz back into the ropes. He lets up but only after the referee calls for the break. Darling spins him around, ducks a clothesline and shoulder blocks him backward into a recovered Folz who pulls the rope down so that Carter goes over and to the floor. Folz stands and looks at Alex, and they smirk at each other at the unintentional teamwork. Folz swings, Alex ducks, and Folz hits the canvas as Carter has recovered and pulled his legs out from under him. Carter climbs into the ring, to the top rope and quickly leg drops onto Folz. He rulls him over for the pin, but no way is Alex going to let that happen. He pulls him Carter backward off Folz, applies a few kicks and then an elbow drop. He gets to his feet, helping Carter up with him, turning him and then dropping into a backbreaker over his knee. Carter flops to the ground and Alex looks like he's going to cover but before he does, Folz grabs him from behind and hits a suplex. He tries to get Alex into an STF, but that gives Carter time to recover. Carter kicks Folz upside the head, forcing him away from Alex. Carter then puts Folz into a cross face, screaming at him to tap. Alex sees this and waits....waits....waits......until just the right moment, and then runs the ropes and dropkicks Carter away from Folz. Alex tries to lock in the cloverleaf on a groggy Folz, but that's broken up by a kick in the head from Carter. Alex is woozy, as is Folz, and Carter chooses to pin Folz instead. He rolls him over, puts the forearm across the chin, and one, two...NO! Folz kicks out.
We continue on this way. Lots of countering and counter-countering, but it seems that Carter is focusing most of his attention on Folz. Whenever he gets the opportunity to neutralize Darling, he attacks Folz. Still there are lots of close calls and near falls, and each one whips the crowd up into a bigger frenzy, as they're really getting into it. Carter and Darling are exchanging blows after Darling pulls Carter of Folz in another near fall. Cartner takes offense and starts peppering Darling with punches, drawing a warning. When Carter turns to complain, Darling takes him over with an inside cradle, yet Carter kicks out. At about that point, Folz comes FLYING in from the turnbuckle, as they both missed him climbing up there, and hits a flying head butt, on to Carter. Carter is stunned, and Folz isn't much better, really. Alexander attacks Carter, gets him up to hit the DARLING DRIVER! He goes in for the pin, but it appears Folz was not as stunned as he let on and he drop kicks Darling across the ring, and then pins Carter. One, two, three!
Your winner in 19:37, Matt FolzFirewoman vs. Danny Taylor – w/Ghosthead as refGhosthead's theme plays over the loudspeakers and OOtron as the crowd responds appropriately. Boos rain heavily on the stage. The Death Knell makes his way down the ramp carrying a blood stained referee's shirt. Strange.. What could that mean? Somebody should probably go check the back and make sure the roster of refs is still intact. Ghosthead slides in under the bottom rope and puts on the shirt, as Pyro ignites and Firewoman makes her way down to the ring accompanied by her music. The crowd cheers wildly for her while she acknowledges them, slapping a few hands along the way. Ghosthead perches atop a corner turnbuckle as Firewoman slides in the ring an awaits her opponent. Here comes the Boom as Danny Taylor comes out and the crowd continues to cheer wildly. Danny Taylor looks somewhat reluctant, but shakes that off and walks with a purpose down the ramp. Just as Taylor makes it to ringside, he is HIT by a BEAUTIFUL somersault NO HANDS PLANCHA from a vaulting Firewoman!
Fire and DDT tumble ringside and Ghosthead remains seated on the turnbuckle nonplussed. Fire continues her assault with a flurry of kicks, as DDT struggles to rise to his feet and defend himself. Firewoman attacks like a woman possessed... or like... Firewoman... if you will... before Taylor manages to shove her away! He goes to slide in under the rope, but Fire catches his foot and drags him back out, attempting to whip him into the steel steps. Taylor REVERSES and Firewoman crashes hard! Fire lays on her back and holds her leg where steel just met femur, as DDT slides back into ring. Ghosthead remains on top of the turnbuckle and hasn't even attempted to participate, looking rather emotionless as he observes the action. This is not a no count out, no disqualification match, so why isn't Ghosthead counting Firewoman out? For that matter he hasn't even called for the bell signaling the official start of this match.
Taylor turns his attention to Ghosthead and the first signs of emotion show on Ghosthead's face as the two glare at one another, before Firewoman slides in under the bottom rope, sneaking up behind DDT and HITS the big man with a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Firewoman pins DDT as the crowd counts 1..2..3..4..5! What the hell is going on? Firewoman turns her head and glances up at Ghosthead who remains seated on the turnbuckle. She angrily yells something at him which can't be heard over the fans booing, before she rises to her feet and walks slowly toward Ghosthead clearly frustrated. Ghost could care less, ignoring Firewoman's indignation, slowly turning to the time keeper, signaling for the guy to ring the bell and officially mark the start of this match. The Death Knell looks annoyed as he hops down off the turnbuckle and stands facing Firewoman. He gestures broadly that she can proceed with match and she simply scowls, turning her attention back to Danny Taylor as he slowly rises to his feet, pulling himself up by the ropes.
With his back still turned, Fire launches herself and strikes DDT with an elbow to the back of his head. Taylor falls to one knee as Fire continues with several more elbows then pulls him back down to the mat. Knees to the head knock Danny Taylor loopy before Fire climbs the turnbuckle and lands on him with the BEST FIRESAULT EVER!! Fire covers and Ghost does not count. Fire hops up to her feet and stalks over to Ghosthead, shoving him several steps backward! Ghosthead points to the blood stained badge on his ref shirt and shoves Firewoman right back, warning her not to touch him again! The crowd boos while Danny Taylor rolls out the ring and falls to the floor below.
Firewoman is livid, trembling with rage, wanting desperately to beat the crap out of Ghosthead, but she instead dismisses Ghost with a wave and slides out the ring. She pulls Taylor to his feet and runs him back, slamming him up against the crowd barricade! Taylor falls to his knees putting a hand on his lower back, wincing in pain! Firewoman proceeds to assault Taylor with several leg kicks onto his chest ala Daniel Bryan! She rears back for a final devastating kick, but Taylor ducks underneath and SHOVES her away! They both notice that Ghosthead is counting them out at this point! His count reaches EIGHT! NIIIIIIINE! Taylor and Firewoman RUSH into the ring just before Ghost counts TEN! The Death Knell claps his hands signalling that both made it in on time and the match continues. Whew!
Fire and Danny both look annoyed with Ghosthead. Danny even more so. The big man rises to his feet and moves toward Ghost, but only makes it partway there before noticing in his peripheral vision Firewoman running toward him. He dips down and LAUNCHES her HIGH in the air with a BACK BODY DROP! Taylor pulls Fire up, Irish whip, RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Fire is down as Taylor covers! Slow count from Ghosthead 1... .... .... ............ .. TWO!...... ..... Firewoman kicks out!
Taylor and Ghost both rise to their feet. Taylor grabs a fist full of Ghosthead's shirt yanking him in closer! Ghosthead knocks DDT's arm loose and SHOVES Taylor back pointing to his referee shirt with a wild look in his eyes! Danny Taylor advances on Ghosthead who cocks his fist ready to fight the big man before Taylor is SPUN around and DROPPED by a FIRESTORM (Snap Double underhook DDT!) Firewoman smoothly transitions into a LAST CHANCERY submission hold and Taylor is in trouble! The crowd noise level rises as Taylor flails his free arm wildly before struggling his way over and grabbing the bottom rope. With relief Ghosthead actually signals for Fire to release the hold and she complies as Taylor rolls out the ring to gather himself. Fire runs the ropes, rebounds and DIVES through ropes on the opposite side, launching herself Taylor, but the big man sees her at the last moment and sidesteps out of harms way! Fire crashes into the barricade!
Ghosthead begins his count and gets to FOUR! before Taylor shoves Firewoman in under the bottom rope. He pins her before Fire kicks out at one! He pulls Firewoman to her feet and BODYSLAMS her down to the mat followed by a pin 1.. 2.. Kick out! Taylor pulls Fire to her feet, Irish whip, BIG BOOT! Pin! Kickout at TWO! Taylor lifts Firewoman up, SUPLEX for ONE! Taylor reaches down to pull Firewoman back up but is SPUN around by an angry Ghosthead! Taylor scowls at Ghost as The Death Knell angrily punches his fist into his open palm several times, clearly frustrated by DDT's lackluster offense. Ghosthead yells at Danny Taylor to FIGHT Firewoman, pointing at her while jabbing at the air with his fist! Taylor shakes his head angrily and smacks the side of his head ala Ryback as he points back at Firewoman without looking, not noticing she is slowly rising to her feet.
Ghosthead continues to argue with Danny Taylor and waves him off, threatening to disqualify the big man... just because... but Firewoman is having none of that and she intercepts Ghosthead, yelling at him and warning The Death Knell that he better not stop this match! Taylor steps between Fire and Ghost and the crowd is just shitting all over this. The three are now standing in the middle of the ring as Ghost yells at both of them to FIGHT! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Danny and Fire look at each other then look at Ghosthead... DOUBLE STANDING DROPKICK on Ghost sends him to the mat and has the crowd roaring in approval! Ghosthead pulls himself up by the ropes.. DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE out of the ring! The crowd CHEERS wildly, but that is soon tempered as Fire shoves Danny Taylor back a few steps! He looks down at Firewoman and shakes his head. Firewoman is not down with the passivity and SMACKS the taste out of Taylor's mouth, before launching into a flurry of kicks and punches that has Taylor reeling. Irish whip and Fire attempts a second CRUCIFIX DRIVER which Taylor reverses into a SAMOAN DROP! Taylor pulls Firewoman up to her feet and she breaks loose, SLAPPING Taylor full on his cheek a second time! DDT's eyes grow wide with anger, but Fire is not playing as she DROPS Danny with a GRECO ROMAN KICK TO THE NUTS!
Taylor's eyes roll into the back of his head as he holds his jewels and slumps down to his knees! He is then knocked down on his back by a rebounding Firewoman's SHINING WIZARD! She quickly heads to the corner post, climbs to the top... PHOENIX SPLASH HITS!
Ghosthead has rolled back into the ring at this point and Firewoman eyes him warily. She rises to her feet ready for a fight with Ghost, but he begs off. He gestures for her to pin Danny. She alternates between looking at Ghosthead and looking down at Taylor, not sure what to do. Ghosthead slowly approaches her and speaks in deference toward Firewoman. He gestures calmly toward Danny indicating Firewoman should pin him while she still can. Fire scowls toward Ghosthead, but decides to go for the pin. Danny stirs before she makes the attempt so she drops several knees down on his lower back to soften him up! She then pulls Taylor's arms back... CURBSTOMP! She turns around to lifts his legs and locks in the WALLS OF JERICHO!
Taylor would be screaming in agony if he could, but the look on his face says it all as he struggles towards the ropes. Ghosthead asks if Taylor wants to tap, but he shakes his head "NO" as he fights onward toward the ropes, the crowd cheering him on! Taylor is inches away before Firewoman struggles herself mightily to pull Taylor back, redoubling her efforts as she slowly succeeds and reapplies THE WALLS! Taylor is now caught in the middle of the ring, his arms flailing in agony, seeking to dig in and pull himself out of this hold! He grabs the top of his head in frustration as he grows weaker! He manages with his last reserves to slowly push himself up off the mat, but Fire quickly releases his legs and drops and elbow to the back of his head! She pulls his arms back for a second CURBSTOMP then reapplies THE WALLS, this time sitting her knee on the back of Taylor's head!
Danny Taylor is fading, blood running from his mouth and nose, as Ghosthead drops down on his hands and knees next to Taylor's, staring at the big man, watching consciousness slip away. Ghost grabs Taylor's arm, lifts it, and lets it drop for a count of one! He lifts the arm again and it drops lifelessly for two! Fire applies greater pressure, as Ghost reaches to lift Danny's arm for the last time... ... but NO! He hops to his feet, jumps in front of Firewoman unleashes BLACK MIST full on her face!
Fire drops to the mat rubbing at her burning eyes, as Ghost mounts her, and rains down fists to her stained head! He pulls Firewoman up and drops her with a HORROR DRIVER! The crowd boos the shit out of this as Ghost runs, jumps to the top turnbuckle, SPECTRE'S FALL HITS on Firewoman!
Boos rain down even louder as Ghosthead quickly rises to his feet and pulls an unconscious Danny Taylor over to Firewoman, draping the big man's arm over her for a very fast count of ONE.TWO.THREE!
Your Winner in 34:49 DANNY TAYLOR!Ghosthead rips off his referee shirt, balls it up, and throws it out at the fans while they continue to boo. He stares down at Firewoman and Danny Taylor's lifeless bodies as OOWF officials and medical staff make their way down the ramp. Ghost drops down by Danny Taylor and pulls back his head staring wildly at him and screaming something unintelligible in his face, before letting Taylor's head plop back down to the mat. Ghost then crawls over by Firewoman and simply laughs at her as the officials enter the ring and worriedly stand around, unwilling to engage Ghosthead, opting to gesture for him to get out of the way so they can flush Firewoman's eyes and attend to Danny Taylor, who is just starting to wake up.
The crowd screams in delight as Murphy's Law rush out from the back and race toward the ring! Ghosthead quickly rises to his feet as DK rolls in under the bottom rope and Ghosthead is on him before he can further his attack! The crowd cheers as Daniella slides in and pulls Ghosthead off of her brother! Ghost kicks at her, but DK is up and he spins Ghosthead around, BLASTING him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Double team moves by Murphy's Law lead to an attempted CALL OF THE WILD! But Ghosthead slides out the ring at the last moment before they can fully hit the move! Ghost backs up the ramp laughing maniacally as Murphy's Law glare at him from inside the ring and the officials attend to the wounded. Danny Taylor catches a glimpse of a replay on the OOTron of his tainted victory over Firewoman. He looks away, distraught over how it transpired.
Onslaught Title – Elimination MatchAmazing Jos © vs. Miranda vs. Chris Evans vs. Jeremy PunswickMiranda is out first, and if the rookie is nervous, she's hiding it well. She poses on the turnbuckles and waves to the fans, then stretches in her corner. Jeremy Punswick is out next, and the reaction for the saint is considerably different than the rookie's Punswick doesn't seem affected, and ignores the crowd as he climbs into the ring. Chris Evans doesn't fare much better with the fans, and cares about as much as Punswick. He strolls to the ring and heads to his corner. The mood shifts as the Onslaught Champion steps onto the stage. Amazing Jos stops and holds his championship high, then sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring. He poses on the turnbuckles and drinks in the cheers, then hands his belt to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell.
Miranda and Punswick start out. They circle, and the rookie goes for a lockup, but Punswick goes low and drives a shoulder into her midsection, pushing her back into the corner. He attacks with punches and kicks before pulling her out into a short arm clothesline. Miranda ducks it and catches him with a mule kick. She pivots and drives her heel into his temple, and then shoves him into the corner. She hits a pair of European uppercuts and takes Punswick over with a suplex. Miranda hops to the middle rope - and Evans kicks the ropes, knocking her off balance. Miranda grabs the top rope to steady herself, which gives Punswick time to get up and take her down with a release German suplex. Punswick drags Miranda to Evans' corner and reaches for the tag - and gets punched in the face for his trouble. Punswick staggers back, and Maranda rolls him up for a one count.
Punswick rolls to his feet, and Evans slaps him on the back to tag himself into the match. Punswick responds with a right hand and the battle is on. As Hightower tries to get Punswick out of the ring, Miranda makes a tag to Jos. They get a running start and nail Evans and Punswick with tandem dropkicks. Punswick rolls out to the apron and Miranda returns to her corner. Jos grabs Evans in a facelock as he gets up and leaps, kicking off of Punswick (and knocking him to the floor) and spiking Evans with a DDT. He rolls Evans over and covers, but only gets one.
Jos pulls Evans to his feet and backs him to the ropes. He hits a series of chops and starts an Irish whip, but Evans grabs the ropes. Jos responds with a right hand followed by a knee to the stomach. He tries for a suplex, but Evans blocks and reverses. Jos breaks free mid-move and drops to the apron behind him. Evans turns, and Jos blasts him with an elbow,sending him staggering back. Jos springboards off the top rope and nails Evans with a flying forearm. He pulls Evans to his feet and goes for the Falcon kick, but Evans ducks it. Evans bundles Jos to the ropes and sends him across the ring. Jos ducks a clothesline and pops Evans with a superkick when he turns around. Jos goes to the ropes, and Punswick tags himself in.
Jos lunges at Punswick, but Hightower steps in his way and sends him to his corner. Punswick tries to take advantage of the distraction to get an illegal shot in on Evans, but the veteran is expecting it and strikes with a low blow of his own. Punswick staggers, and Evans levels him with a dropkick just as Hightower turns back to the action. Evans pulls Punswick up and plants him with a double-underhook backbreaker. He hits a lionsault and covers, but only gets two.
Evans hauls Punswick to his feet and slams him in the face with a forearm. He sends Punswick to the ropes and stops him cold with a fist to the midsection. Evans hooks Punswick for the Way of the Future, but Punswick catches him with an elbow to the knee before he can lift him up. Punswick breaks Evans' grip before he can reset and yanks his legs out from under him. Punswick tries to tie Evans into a Sharpshooter, but Evans rolls free. Evans gets to his feet in the corner, and Punswick charges in, but Evans dodges a Yakuza kick. Punswick gets caught up for a moment, and Evans makes a tag to Miranda.
By the time Miranda ducks into the ring, Punswick frees himself. He blocks the chop she throws and fires back with one of his own. Miranda staggers, and Punswick slams her back into the turnbuckles. Punswick drives his shoulder repeatedly into her midsection and lifts her onto the top rope. He climbs up as well and tries to set her up for a superplex, but Miranda battles back. They exchange forearms, with Punswick getting the better of it. He sets up the superplex again, but she catches him with a knee to the face and dives over him, dragging him off the ropes into a sunset flip powerbomb! Miranda covers, and Hightower counts One...Two,..Punswick gets a foot on the ropes!
Miranda rolls to her feet and immediately drops a knee into Punswick's throat. She pulls him up and stuns him with a European uppercut. She shoves him into the corner and gets a running start, but he dodges a high knee. She lands one foot on the middle turnbuckle and springs off, trying to hit a bulldog, but Punswick sends her crashing to the mat. He grabs Miranda's arms before she can get up and rolls her over to hit a curb stomp. He drags Miranda to her feet - Extinction Level Event! Punswick hooks the leg and Hightower slides into position to count One...Two...Three.
Miranda has been eliminatedPunswick gets to his feet with a sadistic grin on his face. He grabs the rookie by the hair and pulls her to her feet. He sets up another Extinction Level Event, but doesn't see the champion step into the ring. Jos nails him with a superkick that causes him to release Miranda and stagger toward the ropes. Evans grabs Punswick's head and drops off the apron, clotheslining him on the top rope. Punswick bounces off and stumbles right into a Falcon kick! Jos covers, and Hightower counts One...Two...Three!
Jeremy Punswick has been eliminatedJos gets to his feet, and Evans immediately drops him with a superkick. He follows that up with a knee to the temple and stomps the champion into the mat. He pulls Jos up and sends him into the corner, following him in and burying a knee in his midsection. He snapmares the champion and delivers a hard kick to the back, then goes to the ropes and delivers a baseball slide dropkick. He covers, but Jos kicks out at two. Evans bounces to his feet and drives a legdrop into the champion's throat. He pulls Jos up and tries to set up the Way of the Future, but Jos pulls free. Jos ducks a wild swing from Evans and fires back with a series of kicks that drive him back into the corner. The champion doubles Evans over with a spinning back kick, and follows that up with a pump kick. Evans staggers, and Jos nails him with the Shut the Hell up! Jos covers, and Hightower counts One...Two...Evans kicks out!
Jos rolls to his feet and springs to the middle rope to hit a legdrop. He makes another cover, but Evans kicks out before one. Jos pulls Evans up and sends him to the corner, following him in with a back elbow. Jos tries to hook Evans for a suplex, but Evans switches their positions, delivering a knee to a sensitive location at the same time. He hooks the champion and plants him with a double underhook backbreaker. He jumps to the second rope and hits a lionsault. Evans hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Jos kicks out!
Evans gets up and stalks the champion. He nails Jos with a high knee as he gets up, driving him into the corner. Evans catches him as he bounces off and hits the Chimera-Plex! The Dragon suplex leaves Jos next to the ropes, however, and he rolls to the outside before Evans can make a cover. Evans follows him out and bounces Jos' head off of the ring apron before slinging him into the baricade. Evans climbs onto the apron, gets a running start, and leaps, but Jos moves out of the way of a clothesline. Evans manages to get his hands out and catch himself, but a legsweep from Jos sends his head into the steel. Jos drags Evans up and tosses him back into the ring.
Jos hauls Evans to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He hits a series of chops, then drags the challenger onto his shoulders - Shut the Hell up V.2 - NO! Evans reverses mid move and spikes the champion with a DDT! The move leaves both men down, and Hightower starts to count. Evans stirs at three, and crawls across his opponent. He hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Thr - Jos kicks out!
Evans slaps the mat in frustration and crawls to the ropes, using them to drag himself to his feet. He waits for the champion to get up. Eye of the Storm - Jos catches the kick and spins Evans around - Falcon Kick! Jos falls on Evans and hooks both legs, rolling him up. Hightower counts One...Two...Three!
WINNER, and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, in 29:47, Amazing Jos!Intercontinental Title MatchMai Muyo © vs. Alexis DarlingAlexis is out first to the strains of “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons. She gets a nice response from the crowd and she climbs to the apron and waves back. She chats up the referee while the crowd anticipates the champion.
“Hero” by Skillet (Ed.: featuring a super hot drummer... whew!) brings out OOWF Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo. Mai, as expected, is super excited to be here and the crowd eats it up. Mai is not moving very fast though. The beating she took by Moosehead Jack on Wednesday is obvious affecting her. Mai gingerly climbs into the ring and waves to the crowd.
The ref take the IC belt from Mai, shows it to the crowd, confirms that both combatants are ready and calls for the bell.Mai and Alexis come to the center of the ring and shake hands. They circle each other and Alexis puts her hands up for a Greco-Roman knuckle lock. Mai obliges. Both women struggle to gain an advantage. Alexis slowly gets Mai’s hands turned and forces them all the way down to the mat. Where she stomps on them.
Mai snaps her arms back and clutches her right hand in pain. She looks at Alexis is what can only be described as disappointment. Mai gets back to her feet and backs up to a corner.
Alexis makes a motion for Mai to come back and play. Mai gets an odd look in her eyes. It’s like a film dropped over her face. She rushes out of the corner at Alexis with a fury Alexis didn’t anticipate. Mai catches Alexis with a spear and she’s quickly back up and climbing the turnbuckle.
Mai leaps off with a frogsplash and makes a cover for a two count. Mai rolls off and locks in an armbar. She wrenches back on Alexis’s arm and yells, “Tap out!”
Alexis doesn’t and she drags both herself and Mai to the ropes and she’s finally able to grab the lower one. The referee makes a five-count and Mai releases on three and a half. Mai rolls to her knees and lowers her head. She gets to her feet and backs up to let Alexis get up.
Alexis gets to her feet and shakes the feeling back into her arm. Both women come back to the center of the ring and lock up collared-elbow like. Alexis rolls Mai into a headlock. Mai pushes Alexis towards the corner, but Alexis runs up the ropes and pushes off driving Mai’s head into the mat. Mai is stunned and Alexis jumps up on the second rope and comes off with a pretty moonsault. The crowd can hear the breath leave Mai as Alexis hits.
Alexis hooks a leg and gets a two count. Mai is slow to get to her feet, so Alexis helps her. Alexis slams Mai’s head into the turnbuckle. This opens up the wound from Wednesday and Mai leaves a bloodstain on the top turnbuckle.
Alexis grabs Mai from behind and hits a release German suplex. Mai hits hard and her head bounces off the mat. She rolls over on her stomach clutching her head. Alexis comes up from behind grabs her legs. DARLING CLUTCH! This could be it. Blood is pumping out of the cut in Mai’s head and pooling under her face. Mai’s arm is stretched out and it looks like she’s going to tap. But Alexis threw her far enough on that release suplex that Mai is close enough to the ropes to grab one.
Alexis releases the hold by the end of the ref’s five count. She backs up per the ref’s instructions and Mai gets to her knees before exploding with a SPEAR that bends Alexis in half. Mai looks to put the match away as she drags Alexis to her feet and grabs a double underhook…IMPLANT BUSTER. Mai makes the cover but Alexis is able to kick out at 2. Mai shakes her head but stays on the attack and lifts Alexis to her feet once again and looks to whip her hard into the turnbuckle, but Alexis reverses and whips her to the opposite turnbuckle. Alexis sprints in to spear Mai in the gut, but Mai has enough wherewithal to move out of the way. Alexis hits the corner post hard. She tumbles out of the ring.
Mai is groggily getting to her feet. So is Alexis up against the guardrail. Mai sees this, shrugs and runs to the opposite side of the ring, runs back and flies through the ropes into Alexis. Both ladies crash to the floor. Mai is woozy and Alexis appears hurt.
Mai gets to her feet first and rolls into the ring. Alexis finally gets herself into the ring. Mai grabs her and lifts her to a standing position before kicking her in the gut bending her over. Mai grabs Alexis’s head... Alexis reverses and slides behind Mai and lifts her up…BITCH KILLER…
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NO! The Saints of Sinners, Christian Carter, Jeremy Punswick and Chloe have arrived and they’re beating on both competitors. The ref has no choice but to throw this one out.
This Match declared NO CONTEST in 9:01. Therefore still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, MAI MUYO!Chloe is whacking Mai with her branding iron, opening up the wounds in Mai’s head even more. Blood is all over the place including Chloe. Punswick and Carter are doubleteaming Alexis, alternating punches and kicks. The crowd roars as Stan Fulton, Alexander Darling, Firewoman and Texpress are coming down the ramp. The crowd roar cues the Saints that it’s time to leave and they bail before the rest of the White Hats arrive. Before he leaves, however, Christian Carter, grabs the Intercontinental Championship belt from the timekeeper and the Saints beat a retreat through the crowd.World Tag Team Title Match – World Class Championship RulesSaints of Sinners (LD Williams & Stank) © vs. TexpressRing Announcer Mike Elevenbee:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall. It will be conducted under World Class Rules and is for the OOWF WORLD Tag Team CHAMPionship! Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 555 lbs. From San Antonio Texas, Chad Madison... Zane Myers... The TeeeeeeeeeeexPress!Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Begins to play and the entire arena ERUPTS! Chad and Zane hit the stage, in their customary Boots, Jeans &
Resistol White hats. They make their way to the ring, glad handing fans along the aisle. They hit the ring and fling their hats out into the crowd, and wait.
Mike Elevenbee:
And their opponnents, the reigning and defending WORLD Tag Team Champions. They weighed in tonight at a combined weight of 575 lbs. Representing Cambridge, Ontario and Atlanta, Georgia; LD Williams... Stank... The Saaaaaaaaints Of Siiiiiiiners!Path Less Taken Blares out. The music is quickly drowned out by the chorus of boos. Stank & LD stand on the stage, soaking in the reception, smiling. THey begin a slow walk to the ring, stopping now and again to dodge debris being thrown at them. As they reach ringside, a small group of fans in Saints of Sinners T-Shirts (Now available from OOWFShop.com!) are doing the "We're not worthy" bow to them. Stank Stops, and gives them a double -bird salute, which causes them to cheer!
Russ:
This is going to be a big one! World Class Rules. Simply put, The titles CAN change hands on a disqualification or countout.Razz:
That's right, the old Champion's Advantage is out the window here. One team is going to have to beat the other! It's gonna be off da chain!The referee explains the rules, pats everyone down and calls for the bell!
LD and Chad start out with a lockup. The struggle back and forth, then LD sends Chad into the ropes. Shoulderblock. Chad pops back up and sends LD into the ropes. Shoulderblock. LD spins and leg whips Chad in the knee, taking him down. LD arm bars Chad and drives a knee in his head. Madison fires up to his feet and reverses the arm bar into a Hammer Lock. Standing Switch and LD has Chad in the same hold. LD snaps of a Belly to Back Suplex, then drops Chad with a DDT. LD drags Chad to his feet and starts peppering him with punches. Chad fights back and they end up pinned in the corner. The referee wedges himself between them to break it up. LD reaches over him and pokes Chad in the eye. Knee to the gut. Vertical Suplex lift, then LD just walks out from under him, letting Chad fall awkwardly to the mat. LD reaches out and tags Stank. Williams pulls Chad to his feet and Stank delivers a big elbow to the head. Chad drops to one knee and Stank hurls him into the ropes. BIG Powerslam! Stank covers, but Chad kicks out at one.
Stank still in control as he drags Chad across the ring, clubbing him across the back. Chad struggles to his feet, only to be scooped up and dropped across Stank's knee in a back breaker. Stank hits a Gut Wrench Suplex and drops a leg across Chad's neck. Stank covers for two, and Chad kicks out. Stank measures him for an elbow drop, but Chad rolls out of the way! Chad lunges to tag Zane, but Stank pulls him back and tosses him into the Saints corner. Tag to LD. LD flattens him with a bulldog. Chad gets whipped into the ropes, LD hits a back elbow and Chad goes to the mat once more. LD reaches for Chad's feet, and Chad kicks him in the jaw. Chad gets to his feet, ducks a clothesline and hits LD with an atomic drop! Irish Whip, and Madison hits a flying forearm! He pops up and tags in Myers.
Zane comes running in and catches LD with a big boot! Scoop Slam. LD gets up, and turns right into another Scoop Slam. LD up again, and Zane Scoops him up again for a third slam. There is a buzz in the crowd as two men in Saints of Sinners T-Shirts climb the guardrail. Christian Carter and Jeremy Punswick! Stank comes running in as Zane powers LD up for a suplex. Chad starts to cut him off, but gets tripped up by Carter. Stank clubs Zane and LD drops on top of him. The referee sees nothing but Stank, and is getting him out of the ring. Punswick pulls a chain out of his pocket and pops Chad with it. LD and Zane untangle themselves and get to their feet. Kneelift from Williams. he hits the ropes, and runs into a spine buster from Zane. Myers sees Carter and Punswick at ringside, and Chad slumped on the apron and scowls. He pulls LD up... Military Press! Zane takes two steps and HURLS LD OVER the ropes and onto Carter and Punswick! The crash into the barricade, arms and legs splayed in all directions. Chad is on his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle.. High-arcing Moonsault onto the gang of bodies below! The crowd pops, but their joy is short lived, and Stank blasts Zane from behind.
Stank continues to beat on Zane, clubbing him on the back and neck. Chad, LD Carter & Punswick start to untangle themselves and the referee orders Williams and Madison back to their corners. Stank manages to life Zane face first onto the top turnbuckle and climbs to the middle rope himself. He catches his balance and German Suplexes Myers off the turnbuckles! The ring shakes from the impact! Both big men are down and slow to get up. Carter and Punswick have made their way around to LD's corner and are pounding the mat, yelling for Stank to get to his feet. He does, and pulls Zane to his feet in a front face lock. Zane wraps his arms around Stank and barrels him into the corner, then hoists him up for a belly to belly suplex! Zane covers for two, and Stank kicks out. Zane crawls to his feet first and makes the tag to Chad! Just as Chad enters the ring, Stank tags in LD.
Both men refreshed, the pace picks up. Chad pops LD with a superkick. Chad goes to the ropes and springboard moonsaults onto Williams. Cover for two. Chad pulls LD to his feet. Pele Kick! LD hits the mat and Chad goes to the top rope... Pushed to the mat by Stank before he can let fly. LD grabs him and traps him in a Sharpshooter! Chad is in trouble here! Williams leans back for leverage as Chad struggle to reach the ropes. Zane starts pounding the turnbuckle and the crowd responds. Chad, feeling the energy, manages a push-up and starts to drag himself to the ropes. LD gets brought back a couple steps, then walks his way forward back to the center of the ring. As he does, Chad pulls on his leg, and is able to twist his way out of the hold! LD beats him to his feet and drops an elbow on Chad's back, then snares him in an STF! Chad is at the ropes at this point, and can grab the rope quickly. The refere calls for the bell, and gets preoccupied with LD as Punswick runs past and kicks Chad in the face! The referee quickly turns around and yells a warning at Punswick. Zane drops down and blasts Jeremy with a Mafia Kick! Carter hesitates going after the big man, and decided to pull Punswick back around their side of the ring instead.
Inside the ring, LD tags in Stank. Chad gets to his feet slowly, only to be SPEARED out of his shorts. Stank covers for two, and Chad drapes his leg on the bottom rope. Stank pulls him to his feet and HURLS Chad into the corner, then hits a running avalanche! NOBODY IS HOME! Chad somersaults across the ring and tags in his partner. Zane comes in En Fuego and takes down Stank with a flurry of punches, then a clothesline. LD comes in and eats a Mafia Kick! Carter is on the apron and He gets knocked down as well! The crowd is going apeshit! Zane Press Slams LD! Stank pulls himself up in the corner, and Carter is over to him
Russ:
What is he doing! He's handed Stank something! I saw it! Christian Carter gave Stank a weapon!
Razz:
As a great man once said, it's only cheating if you get caught!Stank stays doubled over in the corner as Zane comes flying at him. STINGER SPLASH! Stank spins as Zane is in the air and BLASTS him in the face! Stank throws his hands up, and as he does, we see something fly off into the crowd!
Russ:
The referee saw it! Stank needs to be disqualified!
Razz:
As a great man once said, it's only cheating if you get caught!
Nash: I think I said that once.
Stank and the referee are arguing intensely about
his alleged use of a weapon. Meanwhile, the camera cuts to the crowd, where an overly skinny teenager in a Saints of Sinners T-Shirt is seen stuffing a piece of chain into his pocket. Stand brushes past the official and pulls Zane up to his feet. STANK U! he covers 1.....2.....NO! Chad makes the save, and LD gets drawn back in. He levels Chad from behind and tosses Zane through the ropes to the floor. Stank slides to the floor, and the referee follows him, counting and yelling the entire time. Stank seems oblivious to it, and tosses Zane into the barricade in between punches.
In the ring, LD DDT's Chad,then calls for the Canadian Destroyer! Punswick slides in a chair and LD hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE CHAIR! Chad is out cold! LD calls to Stank. LD dumps Chad out to the floor as Stank rolls Zane back in. The referee stops to check on Chad, so Stank loads Zane on his shoulders.. STANK U ONTO THE CHAIR! The referee slides in to make the count, and sees Punswick dragging the chair out from under Chad! He gets to his feet to see Punswick drop the chair and hold up his hands innocently. Stank continues to cover Chad, yelling at the referee to count the pin! LD rushes in, and goes nose to nose with the official. Stank is on his feet quick as a cat, and he and LD have the referee pinned against the corner! They continue yelling as Zane makes his way around the floor and grabs LD by the legs and pulls him out of the ring. They start trading punches. Punswick and Carter join in and they are brutalizing Zane! Stank stomps on Chad's face and rolls out of the ring to join in. The referee yells at him to stop, but no one is really paying attention to him at this point. The referee begins to count. 1....2.... Zane gets tossed by Stank THROUGH the Lebanese Announce Table! 3.....4.... LD takes the ring bell and blasts him in the head, splitting him open. Blood pours as the Sinners pound away with chairs and the chain. 5.....6.... Carter and Punswick grab tables and start setting them up 7.....8.... Stank lifts Zane up... QUARUPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH TWO TABLES! LD turns around to see the referee call for the bell!
Mike Elevenbee:
Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, as a result of a Disqualification, and Neeeeeeew OOWF World Tag Team Champions.... TEXPRESS!
Stank and LD go ballistic at the announcement! LD tosses the referee over the ropes, while Zane grabs Chad as he his stirring and Powerbombs him into the turnbuckles! LD goes over to the Sinners fan and retrieves the chain, then slides in and mounts Zane, further bloodying his face with it! Stank grabs a chair and slams it down repeatedly on Chad's face! Punsiwck has the belts, and climbs in the ring with them. He tosses one to Stank, then pulls Chad to his feet and Carter holds him so Stank can get a running start and BLAST Chad in the face with the belt! Blood is pouring down! LD pulls an already bloody Zane to his feet.. and Carter holds him up. and LD LEVELS Zane with a belt shot to the face! Stank and LD drag Texpress to the center of the ring, and drape the belts across their shoulders. They add in a few kicks to the head for good measure and walk to the back scowling.
