OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Hooker, Oklahoma
< It's before the start of the show proper and once again Thim and theRick are walking down the ramp towards the ring where a fresh faced indy wrestler, Al Forino, is stretching out and talking to the referee - as before there's no pyro and no music (surprise surprise the Ninja cameramen are close by to catch the details).
TR: for god’s sake the Rick. I pulled this double duty shit for you last week. Why am I here again
tR: do you really need to ask? You broke that fucking kid’s leg last week - and for what??
TR: you asked me to try the kind out. He couldn't get out of the hold and he seemed to have pretty weak bones.
tR: You think this is funny don't you Thim. You could've ended his career and you think it's funny . . .
TR: can't stand the heat, stay out of MY FUCKING RING.
tR: well it's not going to happen again this week. I still need to try these new guys out and they need the experience - what no body needs is to get their leg broken. You're going to give this guy run out and your reflex-o-lock is banned from the match
TR: like I really care if I get disqualified
tR: I think you're going to care because if you do you're not going to get a shot at ANY titles in the OOWF for the rest of the year
TR: well that's not too far away
tR: maybe not but I don't think you're prepared to risk it anyway
Thim scowls at theRick and steps into the ring. THIM REYNOLDS vs. AL FORINOThe ref calls for the bell and Thim fakes a lunge towards Al. Al jumps back and circles carefully around the ring, watching Thim warily. Al dives in for a single leg takedown but Thim drops him to the mat with a punch to the back of the head. Rather than follow-up Thim steps back, waits for Al to stand up and beckons him in to try again. Al dives in and locks up with Thim in a collar and elbow. He pulls out a standing switch which is immediately reversed by Thim who changes it into a hammerlock and picks Al using the arm twisted around his back. Al finally gets out of the hold when Thim simply drops him. Al rubs him shoulder and dives in for another lockup but Thim grabs his wrist and pulls an arm wringer followed by another and then another - there is a loud pop and AL falls to the mat screaming. Thim drops a knee into Al's arm, causing a loud crack and making him scream even more.
The ref throws up the X sign and immediately calls for the bell and Thim rolls out of the ring. As Thim walks past a stunned looking theRick he shrugs and says, 'Whoops . . .'.
MR. JEALOUS vs. MARK VANDERBoth men enter the ring, MJ 1st and MV 2nd. As soon as MV crosses the ropes MJ is all over him like a fat chick on cheesecake. MJ is mauling the hell out of MV with punches, kicks, stiff suplexes and ending with a running power slam. MJ picks up Vander and whips him into the corner, and attempts a big splash but comes up empty when MV ducks out of the way. MV hits round house kick out of nowhere and buys himself some breather time. As MJ is getting up MV nails a Short arm lariat and drops and across the forehead of MJ. MV begins kicking away at MJ and nails another Knee drop off the second rope. MV covers, but MJ kicks out at 1 ½ and Vander drops another knees and covers again. Same results. Vander pulls jealous to his feet and whips MJ into the ropes. MJ ducks a clothesline attempt by MV, bounds off the ropes and spears MV right out of his boots. MJ gets up and wais for MV to struggle to his feet before Nailing him a second time with a spear. After this one MJ pulls MV to his feet and destroys him with a Jealous Rage. MJ covers 1,2, and MJ gets up before the ref can drop his hand a third time. MJ stands up and looks down at Vander, as the ref looks at MJ puzzled until out of nowhere MJ grabs the ref and absolutely destroys him with a Jealous rage, picks him up and hits a second Jealous Rage on the ref. WINNER by DQ at 7:12 Mark Vander
SAINT CHAOS vs. MERCURYMercury comes to the ring alone, carrying a small pouch around his neck. He seems to be a little more focused than usual, maybe losing the Wizard won’t be such a terrible loss after all. Saint Chaos’ music hits and the spotlight hits the ramp, the crowd waits, the ref waits, mercury waits, but no one makes an appearance. Finally we pan back to the ring, and Saint Chaos is standing in the ring behind Mercury and the Ref. Mercury slowly turns around and Chaos kicks him in the midsection and goes for an Acid Drop! Mercury puts the brakes on and throws SC as he springs off the corner, SC flies across the ring and lands and rolls right through it and springs to his feet. Mercury charges, and Chaos backdrops him over the top rope, Mercury lands on his feet and springboards back into the ring and tries a clothesline, but Chaos catches him with a power slam. A cover gets a two count. Chaos locks on a sitting abdominal stretch and takes a second to regroup. Mercury fights to his feet and Chaos whips him to the ropes and buries a knee into his midsection on the return, but as he goes over, Mercury catches him and rolls SC up. Sc is out at two, both men get to their feet quickly, SC swings wildly and Mercury catches his arm and rolls him over in a crucifix pin attempt, Sc kicks out at two and both men are quickly to their feet again, Mercury grabs Chaos and whips him to the ropes, SC reverses it, and MURDERS Mercury with a short clothesline. Chaos pulls Mercury to his feet, kicks him low again and hits a spinning fisherman’s suplex. Somehow Mercury kicks out at two. Chaos pulls Mercury to his feet and throws him over the top rope and follows him to the floor. On the outside Chaos pulls Mercury to his feet and sets him up for a suplex, Mercury slips out of it, spins Chaos around, and hits the suplex/neck breaker combo that Styles uses. Chaos is grabbing the back of his head and writhing in pain on the floor, Mercury slides under the bottom rope and waits for Chaos to get to his feet, as soon as he does, Mercury tries a baseball slide to the outside, but Chaos side steps, grabs his legs, and pulls him off the apron, Mercury slams to the floor face first. Mercury comes up with blood gushing from his nose, Chaos tries a suplex into the ring, but once again Mercury escapes behind him, this time Mercury tries for the Mad Hatter, but a Chaos elbow to what appears to be a broken nose puts a stop to that. Chaos shoves Mercury backward, then bounds off the ropes and hits a Roaring Hammer right to Mercury’s face. Merc drops like a ton of bricks. Chaos locks on a cross face/choke hold submission, Mercury fights it for a few minutes, but then is forced to tap.
WINNER in 9:44 Saint Chaos
SERAPH vs. CHRIS COLE – Enclosed Steel Cage MatchSeraph dives through the cage door before the match begins and levels Cole with a suicide dive. He throws Cole into the structure twice then rakes his face against the steel until Cole is blinded by the crimson fluid trickle down his face. Seraph tosses Cole inside the ring and they chain it shut. Seraph is relentless with his beat down, and caps his offensive tear by staining the mat with Cole’s blood as he DDT’s him in the center of the ring then pounds his face repeatedly into the mat. Cole fights back the only way he can with three consecutive low blows. As Seraph writhes in agony, Cole wipes away the blood in his eyes and boots Seraph in the face a few times before dragging him to the cage and raking his face against. He yells “You like that you sick freak?” before lying Seraph down facing the cage. Cole with a running start and he baseball slides Seraph’s face into the steel. Seraph is busted open. Cole chokes him in the ropes and blood squirts from Seraph’s forehead. Cole drags him to his feet and knees him in the head a few times before letting Seraph drop to the mat. Cover only gets 2 though. Cole with some mounted punches and another 2 count. He drags Seraph to his feet and attempts the Headliner, but Seraph falls to one knee and pays him back for the earlier low blows and follows with a pair of inverted atomic drops. Seraph clotheslines him twice then scoop slams him. Running elbow drop gets a two and both men lie bloody on the mat for a few moments. At four they’re both struggling to their feet and slug it out from their knees. Seraph starts to falter, but retaliates with rapid head butts. It’s a thing of perverse beauty of droplets of blood splatter the canvas and Seraph staggers to his feet. He hobbles off the ropes for the Propitiation, but Cole merely falls down and trips him into the cage. Cole charges, but gets back body dropped into the cage and lands in a contorted fashion. Seraph pulls Cole from between the cage and the ropes but only gets a 2 count. Cole thumbs the eye from his knees and hits Seraph with a jaw breaker. He hot shots Seraph into the ropes then snaps him over with a Spine Buster as he stumbles out. Seraph barely kicks out at 2. Cole grabs the legs and attempts a Cloverleaf, but Seraph rolls him up for another two count. Big right hand sends Seraph stumbling into the ropes. Irish whip/corner clothesline combo follows and Cole stomps Seraph into a seated position before raking his face with the sole of his boot. Hoisting Seraph onto the turnbuckle he attempts a superplex. Seraph holds onto the cage to fight it off and then bangs Cole’s head into the support beam. Cole totters, but Seraph grabs him by the face and leaps off with a modified Propitiation. Blood gushes out of Cole’s head as he lies motionless on the mat. Seraph staggers over and pins him for the three.
WINNER BY PINFALL: SERAPH.
The crowd gives Seraph some respect and, using the ropes for support, soaks it in. Cole reaches into his tights and retrieves a pair of handcuffs but Seraph sees this and the two struggle for possession. Before he realizes it, Cole is handcuffed to mesh and Seraph hammers away with stiff right hands with all his remaining strength. Seraph grabs Cole’s head in a claw type move, but instead of putting on too much pressure he grabs Cole under the arm where his heart is, says a few words and then increases the pressure. Within seconds Cole is screaming, and blood runs from his eyes and ears. Ax and FC come running down the aisle with weapons in hand, but Seraph ducks out and escapes through the crowd.
CHRIS ALT vs. AX-MANAx tries a Pearl Harbor attack but Alt spins and drop toe holds him into the bottom turnbuckle. As Ax pulls himself to his knees, Alt charges in and hits him with a dropkick to the back of his head that sends him face first into the middle turnbuckle, Ax pulls himself to his feet, turns and charges at a waiting Alt, who scoops him up and drops him face first onto the top turnbuckle. Ax powders out of the ring and regroups while Alt celebrates on the inside. Ax starts to come back in the ring, standing next to the apron, he gets distracted by a heckling fan, and he is turned arguing with the fan, Alt walks over and stomps on Ax’s hands. Ax grabs his hands in pain, and Alt leaves the ring and bounces Ax head off the apron. Chris Alt tries to whip Ax to the guard rail, but at the last second Ax reverses it and sends Alt flying into the steel steps shoulder first. Alt comes up clutching at his shoulder. When the referee is not looking, Ax grabs a chair and clams it against Alt’s shoulder and leaves Alt lying on the floor. Ax rolls into the ring to break the count. Chris Alt slowly pulls himself off the floor and rolls into the ring under the ropes. As soon as he is in the ring Ax drops a knee onto Alt’s shoulder and makes the cover. Alt gets his foot on the ropes at two. Ax pulls Alt to his feet, hammerlocks the arm and slams him to the mat. Ax climbs to the top rope and tries a flying knee to the shoulder. Alt moves out of the way at the last second and Ax hits the mat knee first. Both men are slow to get to their feet, Ax tries a shot at Alt’s shoulder but Alt ducks and chop blocks Ax’s knee. Ax hits the mat and grabs his knee yelling in pain. Alt seizes the opportunity and locks on an Indian Death Lock. Ax screams in pain but will not submit. He finally works his way to the ropes and forces the break. Ax gets to his feet and Alt takes him over with a belly to belly suplex, another cover, another two count. Alt whips Ax to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Ax drops down with an elbow to the back of his head, dropping Alt to one knee. Ax pulls Alt up and destroys him with a clothesline. Ax drops an elbow down across Alt’s shoulder then locks on a shoulder breaker of sorts, pulling back on the shoulder and twisting it at an awkward angle. It looks like Ax is about to dislocate Alt’s shoulder when Alt uncharacteristically goes to the eyes to force the break. Ax drops a knee on Alt’s shoulder dropping him back to the mat, and starts to climb to the top rope. Alt catches him as he gets to the top and crotches him on the top rope. Alt climbs up next to Ax and hits a TOP ROPE ALT-OMIC BOMB! Alt hits the mat hard on his shoulder, but even more worrisome, when Ax hits the mat his leg catches under him twisting his knee very awkwardly. Ax clutches at his knee and Alt makes the cover and gets three.
WINNER in 17:29 Chris Alt
Alt slides out of the ring, the ref checks on Ax and then motions for the trainers to come from the back. They help Ax to the back, he does not put any weight on his knee at all.
wCw vs. DR. MURDER & MIKEY STYNERStyner and Murder are first to the ring, making 'I want the belt' motions. Their disqualification victory over the champions last week has apparently raised their confidence. wCw rush the ring, but get driven off the apron by a charging Styner. Murder leaves the ring, pitches Wilder back in, and goes after Westgaard on the floor. Wilder gets to his feet and is driven back down by a head butt. Styner picks Wilder up and drills him to the mat with a body slam. Styner lumbers to the ropes and flattens Wilder with a splash. On the outside, Murder kicks Westgaard and drops a knee. Murder picks JW up pushes him back against the railing, and hits a chop. A second chop nearly sends JW over the railing, but a third one is ducked and JW drives Murder back first into the apron. JW throws Murder into the railing, and rolls him into the ring. JW follows him in and drops to his hands and knees as Styner whips Wilder across the ring. Wilder uses JW as a launch pad, and hits a springboard moonsault back over JW and into Styner, who actually goes down. JW goes to his corner as Murder does the same. Wilder grabs Styner's legs , but is kicked into the corner. Styner gets to his feet and steams in with an avalanche that hits nothing but corner. Wilder runs up the ropes and nails a vicious kick to Styner's head. As Styner falls, Wilder does a diving roll into his corner and makes a tag. JW comes off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He makes a cover, but rolls off as Murder comes in, causing Murder's knee drop to hit Styner. Wilder is in and shoves Murder into a corner. JW, in a surprising show of strength, levers Styner to his feet and pushes him into an adjacent corner. Wilder chops Murder, so JW chops Styner. Wilder hits a European uppercut, so JW does the same. Wilder takes a few steps back and nails a running dropkick. JW backs up and dropkicks Styner as well. Wilder thinks for a moment, then picks Murder up on his shoulders and hits a death valley driver. The referee, by this point, is standing in a neutral corner, watching the show. Wilder gets to his feet and looks at JW expectantly. JW shakes his head, then steps into the corner, drives his shoulder into Styner's stomach, and hauls the big man onto his shoulders. JW takes a couple of staggering steps, and hits a monstrous DVD of his own. Wilder looks on in shock, and leads the crowd in an "awesome" chant. Unfortunately, this distraction leaves Wilder open to a clothesline from Murder that takes both men over the top rope. JW moves to help his partner, but Styner grabs his leg and pulls JW off his feet. JW kicks at Styner, but the big man pulls himself on top of JW and starts punching away. The referee, meanwhile, is busy outside the ring, separating Wilder and Murder and getting them back to their corners. Styner picks JW up and throws him into his corner. This time the avalanche connects, and Styner tags Murder. Murder throws JW into a neutral corner, and barrels in with the Coroner Splash. Murder snap mares JW out of the corner and dropkicks him in the back of the head. Murder picks JW up for the DOA, but Wilder is in and dropkicks his own partner in the back, knocking him down on top of Murder. Murder kicks out at two, and picks JW up. Murder's Irish whip is reversed, and Murder stumbles out of the corner to be leveled by the Crosscheck from JW. Instead of going for his corner, JW sprints into enemy territory and hits Styner with a Crosscheck, sending the big man off the apron and into the railing. Now, JW heads to his corner and tags Wilder. wCw hit the Thunder, and Wilder makes the cover. Styner attempts to get back to the ring, but can't make it before the ref counts three. WINNERS in 26:47 - wCw
FIRECHILD vs. UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron)Uncle Entity enters the ring first and flex's out waiting for Firechild. Firechild come out through the curtain, the arena goes dark and the pyro hit, apparently making Firechild jump about two feet straight up in the air. Firechild continues to walk to the ring but seems to be looking behind him as much as watching his opponent. The fans pick up on his nervousness and start a SER-APH, SER-APH, SER-APH chant, which seems to unnerve him even more. Once Firechild is in the ring the ref calls for the bell and Firechild seems to finally get his head in the game. The match kicks off with a long feeling out period of counter wrestling. Firechild tries to get his confidence, but the crowd chants for Seraph through the whole match. Every time he gets an advantage, the fans throw him off his game and allow Entity to take the offensive. Both men hit good solid offensive moves but neither is about to string more than a couple together at a time before their opponent manages to hit another counter or to move out of the way. Firechild nearly gets the win when he locks on a Dragon Sleeper in the middle of the ring, the more Entity fights it, the faster he fades. For some inexplicable reason, FC releases the hold to yell at the fans for chanting for Seraph. The end finally comes after Firechild seems to have Uncle Entity down and heads up to the top rope. Firechild is on the top, but gets distracted when Garron yells “HERE COMES SERAPH!” Firechild, turns his head to look and is easy prey for Entity. Entity crotches him and hits a top rope brain buster! Firechild may well be dead. Uncle Entity hooks the leg and gets the three count. WINNER Uncle Entity wins in 15.25
After the match the familiar white light floods the arena. A battered Seraph makes his way to the ring. Uncle Entity and Jesse Garron powder out, Firechild still has not moved. Seraph climbs into the ring and looks down at Firechild with a mixture of hatred and pity on his face. Seraph kneels down next to Firechild’s head and takes two silver coins and lays them over Firechild’s eyes, then slowly gets up and leaves the ring, disappearing into the blinding light at the top of the ramp. After a few seconds, Firechild begins to stir, he sits up and notices the bits of silver that fell off his eyelids, he quickly puts two and two together and can not get out of the ring fast enough.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CAPELLANCapellan comes to the ring to the wild cheers of the fans, Donovan Viper’s music hits and he sprints to the ring leaving Ayaka and Missy behind, he slides under the bottom rope and tries to attack Capellan, but Capellan slips behind him and dropkicks him in the back of the had sending Viper over the top rope. On the outside Viper seethes in anger. Viper has a fit on the outside, then slides under the bottom rope, and charges again, this time Capellan slides under the bottom rope, Viper chases him, and Cap slides right back into the ring. Viper is beside himself with rage, Capellan points to his head and laughs. Viper turns and screams at the fans who have started a “HO-MO, HO-MO” chant. With Viper distracted, Capellan sprints across the ring, in one fluid motion he leaps to the top turnbuckle and leaps off catching DV with a bulldog on the floor. Capellan picks up a dazed Viper and rolls him into the ring, as Capellan is about to get into the ring, Ayaka attacks with the bat, catching Cap right across the back. It stuns Cap, but doesn’t knock him cold. Missy is on the apron distracting the referee. Cap turns to Ayaka and grabs the bat, inside the ring, DV pulls a chain out of his boot, wraps it around his elbow and dives across the ring and NAILS Cap in the back of the head with a sort of Death Elbow! Cap staggers forward and Ayaka drops him with a DDT. The referee manages to catch that and orders both Missy and Ayaka to the back. After some complaining they both leave, of course the crowd is singing the goodbye song to them. Capellan slowly gets to his feet and rolls under the bottom rope, as soon as he gets into the ring Viper falls on him and starts choking him. He breaks at four to avoid the DQ, but he does it several times leaving Cap gasping for air. DV pulls Cap to his feet and backs him into the corner and lays in some stiff chops. Whip to the opposite corner, Viper tries to follow him in, but Cap catches him wit ha super kick to the mouth, DV is out, his eyes are glassy and rolling in the back of his head, Capellan falls too one knee and grabs the back of his head, his hand comes back bloody from a gash left from Viper’s chain attack. Capellan pulls himself to his feet and waits in the corner for Donovan Viper to get to his feet waiting for the Spinning Dragon Kick. The crowd erupts in anticipation. Before Viper can get to his feet, The Devil’s Brigade are out, Tommy jumps to the apron and distracts the referee, Harper Camby comes in and LEVELS Cap with a clothesline, then pulls him up and DESTROYS him with a power bomb and pulls DV on top of a dead Cap and slips out of the ring.. Before the ref can move, wCw is out, Westgaard yells at the referee and tries to explain what happened, as he does, Tommy Wilder climbs to the top rope and leaps catching DV in the back of the head with a leg drop, then laps over the tope rope and takes out Camby. Westgaard jumps off the apron and attacks Camby as well. As they brawl on the outside, Viper and Capellan get to their feet inside the ring, Viper lunges and tries a clothesline, but Capellan moves, turns and NAILS A SPINNING DRAGON KICK! Viper is out. Camby tosses a chair in the ring from the outside before getting leveled with cross check. As the ref turns to throw the chair back out of the ring, Tommy O’Neil hits the ring, spins Capellan around and turns his lights out with a wicked left! Tommy leave, Donnie grabs Capellan and locks on the Viper Lock. Capellan tries to fight it, but is forced to tap.
WINNER in 27:21 Donovan Viper
Adrenaline and AA are walking down the hallway, talking about their match
JA: “so I said "do ya speak-a my language?" he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich…”
AA: what the heck's a vegemite anyway?
JA: huh?
AA: What's "Vegemite"? sounds like a children's vitamin or something
JA: Someone told me it's kinda like peanut butter
AA: so just that stuff on a sandwich? no veggies, no bacon, no Chipotle mustard?
JA: Flair might know what that stuff is, maybe we'll see him drop an elbow on a jar of it
AA: that would be really cool. Not as cool as him dropping an elbow on an apple, tho
(JA is about to start laughing when he's brained with a jar of vegemite)
AA: Johnny!
(WHACK~! AA gets clipped with a boomerang)
AA: OW!! (AA wheels around just in time to catch a mouthful of baseball bat)
??: (The pixel-faced hoodie guy wallops AA with the bat, and adds a couple of shots to JA for good measure)
JA: “do you come from a land down under...?”
??: You said Niles was here! WHERE IS HE?
AA: “ can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?”
??: Bah! (smears the vegemite in JA's blood-soaked hair) Sandwich THAT!
(?? also takes a trophy - JA's Big Bertha driver - and sprints off before security sees him)ERIC O’MAC & THIM REYNOLDS vs. AUSTRAROO & SOULDRAGON – Onslaught Rules MatchThe ref goes over all the rules with the competitors. Amazingly the 4 listen to the ref and Reynolds & Soul Dragon leave the ring voluntarily allowing Austraroo & Eric O’Mac to start the match. EOM goes for a heel kick that is ducked by Roo. Roo goes for a kick of his own that is caught by EOM. Roo then tries for an enzugri, which is ducked by EOM. Roo manages to roll forward but EOM hangs onto the ankle and flips as well. EOM spins around Roo and Roo jumps up and hits a nice hurricarana. Both men get back to their feet while the crowd shows their approval for the spot. Roo tires for another kick but this time EOM hits a nasty looking STO. EOM then hits a standing moonsault. EOM drags Roo to the corner and tags in Thim. TR drops an elbow on Roo and then locks his the arm into a painful looking arm bar. Roo struggles for a bit and the flips over locking his legs onto the bottom rope. The ref calls for the break. Roo is back to his feet but TR hits a strong leg kick to Roo’s thigh knocking him back down. Tag to EOM who comes into the ring by hitting a nice split legged moonsault. EOM covers for a 2 count. Irish whip to Roo who hits a flying burrito on EOM. Roo nips up and ducks a right from EOM and then lands a dropkick to the chin. Roo makes the tag to SD. SD is in and nails EOM with 3 wicked chops. EOM goes for a right but SD ducks under and nails a release German suplex. TR tags himself in and charges at SD but SD dropkicks TR in the knee. SD goes for a sharpshooter but Thim rolls him up in a small package for a 2 count. Both men are on their feet and trade chops. SD is getting the better of it and forces TR back into the corner. Tag to Roo who comes in and SD whips Roo into the corner for a dropkick to TR. Roo is feeding off the crowd. EOM talks some trash, which brings the rookie over to the corner. TR nails Roo with a chop block from behind. Roo now plays face in peril. TR goes after the injured leg. He gets a wicked looking leg lock and Roo is the hold for 3 minutes before finding the ropes. Tag to EOM and he continues the assault on the leg. EOM goes to the top and nails a moonsault onto the injured leg. Tag to TR. TR puts Roo into the STF. SD tries to come in and break it up the ref warns him that this is an Onslaught rules match and he will be DQ'd if he breaks it up. Roo is finally able to roll TR over and Thim into a pin has to release the hold after a 2 count. TR goes back towards the leg but Roo rolls between TR’s legs and then kicks TR right in the butt sending him to the ground. Roo uses the turnbuckle to get to his feet and TR looks extremely mad as he rises from the ground. Roo can barely stand on his won feet but he makes the “Just Bring It” gesture. TR charges Roo, but Roo manages a Roo Kick. Both men are down. Roo crawls to his corner, after a few moments TR moves to his corner. Tag to EOM, tag to SD. SD comes in with a 3 clotheslines to EOM. Then one for TR. SD is on fire. He goes to the top and nails a flying head butt. TR comes back into the ring but Roo gives chase as well. TR manages to sneak out of the ring and the ref catches Roo and is forcing him back out of the ring. While the ref is distracted by Roo, TR grabs a pair of brass knucks from his tights and slides them to EOM. SD is back to his feet and goes to pick up EOM who levels SD with the knucks. EOM hides the knucks in his tights and then covers SD. The ref turns around and counts the three while TR holds Roo’s leg keeping him from interfering.
WINNERS at 16:45 Eric O’Mac & Thim Reynolds.
UNDERDAWG & BLACKDRAGON vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT – Double Dog Collar Chain MatchMorte is chained to Dragon, Endo to UD. Bell sounds and Endo tries to step out onto the apron like a regular tag match, but Dawg is having none of that. Dogbone for Endo, and BD and UD knock Morte around like a punching bag. They start hitting Morte harder and harder, trying to one up the other, until UD finally just gives him a big boot to drop him for good. Endo tugs on the chain to draw UD to the corner and rakes the eyes to stop Dawg momentarily. On the other side of the ring, Dragon with a modified hotshot on Morte, then hits a super kick that knocks Morte thru the ropes and to the floor. Dragon follows out, hitting a springboard plancha on the floor, and BD plays to the crowd. Endo stomps UD in the corner, but Dawg keeps coming, finally just punching his way out. More dogbones for Endo, and a big uppercut sends Endo over the top and to the floor. UD steps over the ropes to chase. On the other side, Dragon sends Morte to the rail, pulls him back with the chain and turns him inside out with a stiff clothesline. Morte recovers though by tripping BD up with the chain and dragging him back toward the ring. UD beats on Endo around ringside, picking him up and driving him headfirst into the post. Morte climbs up on the apron, but Dragon is up and they slug it out on the apron, with Dragon getting the upper hand. Endo stumbles back toward the aisle, and Dragon tosses Morte off the apron, then jumps himself, and their chain clotheslines Endo! The chains get twisted up however, and UD has to step in and awkwardly get everyone untangled, doing his best to stay in character. UD picks up Morte and presses him back into the ring over the top rope. Endo goes low on UD, who barely sells it, and slaps on the claw! Dawg DOES no-sell that, and grabs Endo for a choke slam on the floor. Endo kicks him, and rolls in, then out the adjacent side, and uses the post as a fulcrum to pull UD directly into it. Meanwhile, up in the ring, Dragon climbs the top rope, lets the crowd start to buzz, slaps his chest three times and points to the heavens, and comes down with an EDDIE GUERRERO FROG SPLASH~! Crowd goes nuts and it's over. One, two, but Endo pulls BD off at the last second. Dragon and Endo slug it out, and Endo tires the claw again, but Dragon reverses into a DKO DROP~! Cover, one, two, but Morte has the chain wrapped around his foot and NAILS Dragon with a Shining Wizard. One, two, but now UD breaks up the pin! UD grabs Endo for the Fireplug Driver, but Morte dropkicks Endo's back, and Endo falls on UD for a pin. One... two... and UD kicks out. BD tugs at the chain and hits a head scissors takedown on Morte, sending him to the floor. BD slides out and pounds Morte on the floor. Meanwhile, in the ring, UD grabs Endo for a choke slam and opts to choke slam him OVER THE TOP ROPE! However, the chain pulls UD over the top as well. UD calls for the Last Ride thru the announce table. Morte climbs back in thru the ropes, and Dragon follows with a sunset flip. But the chain tightens up in the ropes and BD runs out of slack. Morte just sits on him, hooks a leg, grabs the ropes and gets the three count for the upset! The bell sounds and UD turns to see what happened, allowing Endo to take off the dog collar and escape further punishment. Morte hightails up the aisle as BD can't believe it. WINNERS in 15:44: The Establishment
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE - Old School Blue Steel CageBoth teams start brawling before the cage is even locked. Stank and HC pair off leaving FFC with TO. A lot of brawling ensues with no clear cut advantages until Stank whips HC hard into the corner. Corner punches follow and after the ninth punch, he slams the back of HC’s head into the steel. TO cheap shots FFC with a thumb to the eye, but misses the left hook early. FFC tackles him and slugs away as TO tries to cover up. HC low blows Stank and runs his face into the cage twice before he starts bleeding. FFC attacks from behind and hits a back suplex on HC. TO staggers back into the fight and drops FFC to one knee with a grazing left hook. Basement dropkick puts FFC down. TO ducks Stank’s clothesline attempt and Stank runs right into an HC spine buster. HC pulls Stank to his feet and TO lands a stiff hook to the jaw. Stank sags to the mat. They gang up on FFC who fights them off long enough for Stank to murder TO with a lariat to the back of the head. D&D double team HC and shoot him into the ropes. Dual big boots put the big man down. FFC hits a big splash while Stank drops a huge leg drop across the throat. TO breaks up the count and FFC hot shots him into the unforgiving steel and TO comes up bleeding. HC hits Stank with a stiff upper cut and a big boot that sends Stank stumbling into FFC. HC avalanches them both against the bars of the cage and helps TO to his feet. All four men trades stiff punches and kicks and Stank manages to Stank U~!!! TO out of nowhere just as FFC gets introduced to the cage courtesy of a modified flap jack. Stank brawls HC down and lifts him for a Stank U~!!! only to get low blowed by TO. HC drives Stank to the mat with a brutal Dominator as TO drops a bloodied FFC with the Left Hook O’ The Irish. He motions for HC to get him up. Triple 6~!!! steals FFC soul. They both start climbing, but Stank has recovered and grabs TO by the legs. Maneuvering under him, Stank steps climbs onto the second rope (not the turnbuckle, the ropes baby) and power bombs the Irish Man with enough force it makes a staggering FFC fall back down. Stank helps him up and he tells Stank to get out. Stank complies and climbs out. He drops to the floor and he and HC immediately start brawling. Stank gains the advantage and attempts a Stank U~!!! on HC while standing on the Taiwanese announce table. But wouldn’t you know it, the cheap piece of crap collapses under their weight and both men are out. Inside the ring FFC starts to slowly climb, but TO recovers to drop kick FFC in the leg. FFC dangles from the cage, catches his balance, and then drops down to decrease the risk of falling badly. They slug it out and FFC gains the advantage with a back drop driver. Setting TO on the top rope, he hits a vicious back drop superplex. FFC up first and TO is still not moving. Slowly, but steadily, FFC ascends the cage. Stank and HC have recovered, but HC drills Stank with an insanely stiff chair shot. Chair in hand, HC meets FFC at the top of the cage, steadies himself with one hand and kills FFC with an equally brutal one handed chair shot. FFC falls back inside. HC drops back down and bullies the ref for the key to the cage. He drags TO’s limp body out through the door for the victory.
WINNERS in 34:18 The Devil’s Brigade
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Taipei Death MatchBoth guys come to fight "dressed as they are," fists taped up, ready to go. Intense stare down in the middle of the ring as the referee gives the instructions: fists may be submerged into a variety of buckets at ringside to enhance punching power. Anything goes, and the first man who can not answer a ten count will be declared the loser. MHJ and HH do not blink at each other, as if the referee is not even talking. Williams and Alt try to get their respective guys to back down and get ready, but Harris and Jack ARE ready. The bell sounds and they waste no time opening up with punches, which Jack gets the better of. But HH stops that with a kick to the gut and some punches of his own. MHJ goes to the eyes, and takes Harris down from behind. Moose stomps away, then drags HH up into the corner and measures him with some shots. But Hardbody fights out with some lefts and rights, and hits the ONE AND ONLY~! Harris rolls out to the floor and looks at some of the buckets, and loads up in one. HH pulls out his right hand to reveal a fistful of thumbtacks. Harris back in, and Jack begs off, only to kick Hardbody low to stop the offense. Jack with a knee lift, and L.D. cheers him on as MHJ looks for the DDT, but HH punches Moose in the stomach with the tacked fist to break, then pops him across the jaw with a right that leaves tacks on Moose's face. Moose hits the mat and tries to pick the tacks from his face as he gets up on a six count. Harris gets some more shots in on Moose's abdomen, but gets taken down with a judo throw when he goes for the head again. Moose gets tacks on his arm from that, and he grabs Hardbody's arm and tries to rub the tacks off on the mat. A stomp for good measure, and Moose heads out to the floor to find some toys. One fist in one bucket, and it's simply ice water, but MHJ brings some ice along with it and pounds Harris on the apron, punches that must feel like bombs going off on Hardbody's face. The ref starts a count, and Moose goes back to get some more, but Harris is up at four and jumps him from behind. They brawl on the floor and around the ring, and Moose pulls a kendo stick out from beneath the ring and lights Hardbody up with it. MHJ has some words for Alt, who responds by taking the stick away from him. The official steps between the men to keep the situation from escalating, but Williams comes from behind and knocks out Alt with the Intercontinental Title belt. Moose is amused, but not so much when he turns around into the BG MEMORIAL FACEPLANT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR~! One, two, three, four.... and as the official counts, Hardbody reaches into another bucket with his right fist and comes out with his hand covered in broken glass. ...five, six, seven, and Moose starts to stir, pulling himself up at eight. HH misses a haymaker, and Moose shoves him into the announce table. HEART PUNCH~! But Moose drags Harris up onto the table and hits a JUMPING PILEDRIVER THRU THE TABLE~! The count begins, and Moose pulls himself up at four. As Hardbody lies beneath the rubble, MHJ goes and reloads, coming up with nails this time. Harris manages to get up at eight and stumbles directly into a nail-assisted right hand from Jack, immediately opening a puncture wound on the jaw. Moose sizes up Hardbody, but behind him, Alt is back up and clobbers L.D. from behind with the kendo stick. Alt and Williams brawl on the floor, and Moose tries to insert himself in the matter, and Alt's outnumbered. Into the ring they go, and Williams tries the DDT, but Alt backdrops him to the floor, and Alt sets MHJ up for Spinal Contusion on Moose. But L.D. gets back in and DECKS Alt with the bucket of nails! Meanwhile, Harris is up and has re-upped, this time with pieces of barbed wire, and comes off the top rope with the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! However, as he nails Moose, MHJ simultaneously hits Hardbody with a HEART PUNCH WITH THE NAILS~! God knows what kind of damage that can do, and both guys hit the mat. The referee administers a count and gets to five before a bloodied Moose begins to stir. Six, seven, and Harris is still motionless as Moose tries to get to the ropes to pull himself up. Eight, nine.... and L.D. hops up on the apron and pulls a dazed Moose to his feet, Hardbody still unconscious, and the referee reaches ten and awards the match to MHJ, who is obviously unaware that he has won anything. WINNER in 21:10: Moosehead Jack
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. CORAX – Onslaught Championship MatchDragon offers a quick handshake to start, which is blown off by Corax, so CD grabs a stiff headlock and takes Corax down with it. Corax shifts his weight though and gets a quick one count. Dragon keeps the hold on, and Corax fights to his feet, so Dragon takes him down again. This time, Corax wrestles his way out of it and tries a double chicken wing or a Tiger suplex or something, but Dragon makes like Ricky Steamboat and arm drags him to Timbuktu. Corax goes sliding out of the ring, and CD stays on the attack with a suicide dive. Dragon beats on Corax around ringside, dishing out some major choppage, then culminating the assault with a snap suplex onto the stairs. The referee has seen enough and comes out to restore order and demands that the champion return to the ring. Dragon obliges, but not before getting one last kick to Corax upon return. Corax pulls himself in and CD goes right after him, now focusing on the legs and the back, perhaps setting up for the sharpshooter. Backbreaker combo into a rollup, and Corax kicks out. To the corner, and Corax stops the charge with a kick to the face, and a leg sweep takes CD down, the back of the champion's head bouncing awkwardly off the mat. Corax goes to cover, but Dragon immediately grabs the ropes, then rolls out to shake the cobwebs as the referee holds Corax at bay. This infuriates Corax, who was assaulted on the floor earlier in the match. Dragon gets his bearings and rolls back in, and Corax stomps away. Irish whip and a hurricanrana gets a two count for the challenger. Corax peppers Dragon with some kicks, then rakes the eyes for good measure. But Corax goes to the ropes and comes flying back with a Shining Wizard for a long two count. Dragon pulls himself up with the ropes, but Corax leaps over him and pulls CD's head off of the top rope, and the champion falls back into the middle of the ring. Corax springboards back in, but Dragon nearly kicks his head off. Dragon to his feet, and he sends Corax to the turnbuckle. Shoulder thrusts, but an Irish whip is reversed back into the corner and Dragon goes headfirst into the turnbuckle. Corax schoolboys him and uses the ropes for leverage, but CD kicks out. Power bomb attempt, but Corax can't lift the bigger Dragon, and CD backdrops out. Corax with a kick to the gut and looks for a tornado DDT, but Dragon lifts Corax up and places him on the turnbuckle. Superplex, and both guys are down. The referee administers a ten count, but Dragon gets a cover before the official gets to five. One, two, and Corax kicks out. Dragon pulls Corax up and hits another suplex. CD to the second rope and he comes down with a leg drop to the gut. Dragon grabs the legs and looks for the sharpshooter, but Corax kicks and wiggles to the ropes. The referee forces a break and pulls Dragon off. Corax rolls to the floor and grabs a chair, but gets stopped by the official when he rolls back in. As they fight over the chair, Dragon rolls Corax up from behind. One, two, and Corax is out again. Corax pops up, but CD drops him with a beautiful spinning heel kick, with Dragon landing on his head again. Both are slow to get up, but Dragon is up first and goes up top. However, the champion pauses to get his balance, still woozy, and that allows Corax to jump to the ropes and crotch Dragon on the turnbuckle. Corax DDT's CD off the top rope, but refuses a cover. Corax looks to the top rope and steps out on the apron, but grabs the chair instead, steps back in, shoves the ref aside and BLASTS Dragon across the head with it, drawing an immediate disqualification. WINNER by DQ in 16:50 and STILL Onslaught Champion: Canadian Dragon
Corax doesn't stop after the bell however, just hitting Dragon repeatedly with the chair. The official tries to restrain him, but Corax shoves him down again and throws the chair at him. Corax mounts Dragon and punches away, drawing some blood thru the mask. Corax grabs the mask and tries to rip it off the champion's face, but a sea of officials hit the ring and pull the deranged challenger off before any further damage can be done.
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER (w/Wally B. King) vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchTTFDU is already in the ring, acknowledging the crowd when their music suddenly cut out….
“Laaadieees and Gentlemen! – Well, OK, just the ladies!”
“And only the hot ones, mind you – though that counts most of THIS crowd out…”
“Hey- cut it out! I’m trying to do an entrance here!”
“Sorry Johnny – but have you LOOKED at the crowd out there?”
“SHUT UP!”
“Ahem…Introducing the man who put the ‘A’ in Attitude – packing the REAL thunder down under - the human highlight film of the OOWF – at a svelte 275 pounds… AL ‘ATTITUDE ADJSUTER’ CAPPS!”
“275? – HEY! I’m 235 pounds of pure muscle Johnny – and you know it!”
“Will you shut it? I’m working here!”
“Sorry…. 275….nofuckingwayman…those scales never work right….”
“And his partner – The Real Rush of the OOWF! The amazing, the astounding – 229 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal – JOHNNY ADRENILINE!”
“ADRENILINE!” And the Chickenshit Heels make their way to the ring, basking in the….adoration… of the crowd. Once to the ring, AA takes a moment to turn and jaw with a fan wearing a koala hat, when Gatorbait grabs him from behind, bringing him into the ring with a suplex while Outback Jack knocks JA to the floor! The ref rings the bell and we’re on!
Gator picks up AA and proceeds to fast forward to the Australian Violence portion of the program, sending AA from corner to corner with chops and punches, finishing up with a whip to the ropes and a big boot right between the eyes! Grabbing AA by the hair Gator drags him to his corner and tags in Jack, who comes off the second rope with a knee to the chest! OBJ picks up AA and hits a belly to back suplex, followed by a fast elbow off the ropes. As he picks AA up, Capps goes to the eyes, followed by a kick to the gut and a DDT. Before he tags in Johnny, Al gives the Aussie another kick, this one dangerously low. Johnny comes in with a pair of fist drops, including the “5 Iron Shuffle”, drawing a new chorus of boos from the fans! He puts one foot on OBJ’s chest for the cover – but he kicks out before the ref can get a one count! And Johnny starts arguing with the ref? He’s complaining about a slow count folks! This distracts both the ref and Outback, and AA comes in and kicks Outback in the back of the head, dropping him to the mat – the ref turns around and gets him back out of the ring, but he got the job done as Johnny goes to work on OBJ with stomps and knees to the head. Outback gets back to a vertical base, and gets some separation with a fast roundhouse right! OBJ presses the advantage, throwing forearms and chops until JA goes to the Irish Whip – but OBJ comes flying off the ropes, ducks a clothesline but instead of going off the opposite ropes, he turns on a dime and hit The Boomerang! Both competitors are down, and crawling toward their corners – BOTH AA and Gator are tagged in! Gator takes it right to AA, going with tried and true wrestling moves like the roundhouse right and the kick to the “svelte” midsection of the Chickenshit Heel. Whip to the corner, AVELANCHE clothesline by Gator! Now Gator is stomping a mud hole in Al and taking it on walkabout, mates! Seeing his partner in trouble, Johnny tries to hit Gatorbait from behind – one shot to the back and the big man turns around – Johnny tires to beg off, and then goes for the fast clothesline – Gator hooks the arm, turns Johnny around and into THE CHOMP! Johnny is DEAD!
Meanwhile, Attitude Adjuster has rolled out of the ring and gotten a steel chair – rolling back into the ring, he lines up a shot on Gatorbait! But noticing that OBJ was getting to his feet, Al slams the chair on the mat and tosses it to Gator – and then drops to the mat like he’s been shot! AA is trying to Lie, Cheat and Steal the win! Too bad the ref wasn’t distracted, and saw the WHOLE thing.
Gator looks at the ref. Ref looks at Gatorbait, and shrugs.
Gatorbait tosses the chair aside and STOMPS AA (who was still feigning unconsciousness) through the mat! Gator picks him up – POWERSLAM! Tag to Outback, and TTFDU goes for the Call of the Wild! As OBJ rebounds off the ropes, he gets plastered with the steel chair ay Johnny Adrenaline! The ref sees this too, and calls for the bell! WINNERS BY DQ in 15:33 - THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER!
LD WILLIAMS vs. BEAST – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThey lock up to being and LDW snatches a headlock. He grinds it in and drops Beast to one knee. Beast stands back up and shoots LDW into the ropes. Mid ring collision and LDW stumbles back from the impact. Beast invites him to try it again. LDW rebounds off the ropes with a stiff lariat but Beast barely flinches. Beast flexes and LDW shakes his head before slapping Beast hard in the face. Beast grabs LDW by the throat with both hands and holds him up for a count of 4. LDW falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. He says “Fuck this” and starts to walk off. Beast follows and spins LDW around. LDW kicks him in the gut and DDTs him on the entrance ramp. LDW rolls back in the ring and Beast barely makes it in at nine. LD immediately stomps on him and chokes him in the ropes before attempting another DDT. This time Beast utilizes his raw strength and hoist LDW onto the top turnbuckle. Huge right hand stuns LDW and Beast launches him half way across the ring with a second rope over head suplex. Cover gets 2 and LDW slides out to regroup. Beast waits him out this time, and LDW gets at nine. They tease a lock up and LDW kicks Beast in the knee three times before hitting a basement drop kick to the face. LD grabs the leg and drives it into the mat with an elbow drop before turning Beast over and dropping an elbow to the side of the knee. Beast kicks him away as he grabs his leg again, but LDW rebounds off the ropes and drops his with a clothesline. LDW jumps on the knee with both feet and Beast howls in pain. LDW pushes the advantage and grabs the leg and drags him to the corner and slams his knee into the ring post. Single leg crab forces Beast into the ropes. LDW tries to follow up but Beast hits a huge from-the-knee lariat that turns LDW inside out. Beast whips LDW hard into the ropes and hits a few shoulder tackles before bealing LDW across the ring. Rude sit out Power bomb gets a 2 and Beast signals for the Big Monster Hammer Club O’Death~!!! but LDW kicks him square in the nuts in full view of the ref. Ref calls for the bell and LDW shoves him down. He drags Beast to the corner and applies the dreaded Ring Post Figure Four of Technical Excellence. It takes several officials to break it up. LDW taunts Beast with the title and waits at the top of the ramp
WINNER BY DQ in 15:59 BEAST
After a minute or so, Thim Reynolds comes out with a mic and meets LDW at the top of the ramp. LDW grabs the mic and speaks and Beast struggles to get to his feet in the ring.
You know Beast, you think your little support group is funny don’t you? You and Alt think it is a demotion to have to fight for my Intercontinental title huh? Well I said it last week, I am going to start sending a message to people around here. Chris Alt, what you got earlier was just a taste, and Beast, you are the first example.With that LDW hits the ring again and attacks Beast hammering away on his head. Beast is about to make a come back when Thim slams him in the back of the head with a chair. Beast Staggers forward and LDW drops him with a sick DDT on the chair. The big man is OUT. Thim grabs Beast’s leg and twists his leg at an odd angle and LD Williams climbs to the top rope and leaps dropping a knee right across the inside of Beast’s knee. Only thing, Thim never let go, so Beast’s knee and leg bent ninety degrees at the knee, no doubt shredding tendons and such, Beast screams in agony and grabs his knee. Thim silences him with a sick chair shot to the head. Then for good measure, they Pilmanize the opposite ankle. The two look satisfied with their work and leave the ring as medical officials hit the ring.
MICROPLAY vs. PHIL – OOWF World Title MatchAfter allowing Microplay to stall and set the tempo in earlier matches, Phil waits to the side of the entry ramp and attacks as soon as Micro comes out from behind the curtain. Phil is all punchy-kicky, sending Micro rolling down the ramp. Phil grabs the OOWF belt and clobbers Micro in the head, but since the bell hadn’t started the match, there’s no DQ. Phil tosses Micro into the ring, and the timekeeper decides now is as good a time as any to start the match. Phil drops seven elbows, then hits a splash, and tosses Micro out to the floor. Some more pain is dished out on the floor by the challenger, and Phil throws the stairs at Micro, drawing a warning from the referee. And if this sounds familiar, imagine how the writer of the Flair/Luger matches felt after the 35th main event between the two. Phil tosses Micro back into the ring and gets a two count. Micro begs off in the corner, but Phil charges and smashes Micro. To the other corner, and another avalanche. Double arm throw by Phil, followed up by a big leg drop that gets another two count. Micro rolls out of the ring, but Phil follows. Micro goes to the eyes, but then tries to whip Phil into the barrier. Like that’s going to work. Phil reverses and slams Micro into and over the barrier. Micro comes up in the crowd, throwing wild punches and missing badly before doing a Flair Flop on the concrete. Phil pulls Micro back over the barrier and press slams him back into the ring. Phil plays to the fans, and that gives Micro a chance to recover. As Phil rolls into the ring, Micro hits a dropkick to the knee. Micro with a pair of chop blocks that takes down Phil. Micro works the leg, dropping a series of elbows while hanging onto the knee. Micro goes for the Figure 4, and he’s got Phil in the middle of the ring! Could Micro have reversed the match this quick? Mirco mocks Phil, but Phil stares at Micro and pushes that famous button on his torso, popping loose his steel peg leg and effectively breaking the Figure 4. Phil stands up on one leg, while Microplay tries to disentangle himself from the Figure 4 on a body less leg. Micro stands up and throws the peg leg to the mat in frustration. Micro turns to the ref to complain, and when he turns back Micro is met with a flying clothesline from the one-leg Phil! Zach Gowen, eat your heart out! Micro is just about out of it, and it looks like Phil’s going to attempt the YarPlex with just one leg! Micro blocks, but it looks like Phil’s going to get Micro up the second time! Micro kicks Phil in the Pirate jewels! And Phil, with just one leg, crumples to the mat. Micro goes for the pin, hooks Phil’s remaining leg…and still only gets two! Micro is clearly freaked out. He argues with the ref briefly, then rolls out of the ring and grabs the OOWF title belt. Micro thinks about rolling into the ring, but Phil does the Pirate Zombie sit-up and Micro retreats. Micro thinks for a second and then begins backing up the entry ramp. The count is up to five, but Micro doesn’t look interested in making it back to the ring. With just one leg, Phil can’t chase. The count is at eight, nine, ten. The ref calls for the bell, and Micro points to his head and holds up the title belt as Phil does the slow burn in the center of the ring. WINNER in 14:46, by count out, Phil.
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