OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Osaka, Japan
Wednesday, August 21st 2013
The Word vs. Jason Allen vs. Jeremy PunswickWith fans still filing into the building, the opening match doesn’t get a lot of time and Jeremy Punswick picks up the win with a Canadian Crossface after about 7 minutes.
Your winner in 7:21, Jeremy PunswickPretty Hate Machine (Firewoman & Miranda) vs. Banned from EverywhereCold open lends credence to Davin Moreland's low opinion of Pretty Hate Machine's hegemony, or lack thereof, in the OOWF. Both teams are already in the ring while Moreland, dressed to the nines in a suit, shakes his head slowly, strolling around ringside by PHM's corner, with his arms folded across his chest, doing his best Phil Jackson (I would say Doc Rivers, or Brad Stevens except neither one of them do that dispassionate, Zen, bullshit, thing court side like Phil does.) impression.
The bell rings and Firewoman will start against Awesome Bill. The PCPL connoisseur, steps out to the middle of the ring and raises his hand, signalling for a test of strength. Firewoman walks out to meet Bill and pretends to oblige only to kick Bill in the gut and drop him with a lightning fast DDT! Cover and Bill kicks out at ONE! Firewoman rises slowly to her feet with her eyes on Bill as he rolls over in pain. She stomps him once on his chest, runs the ropes, and comes back with a LEGDROP! She hops up to her feet and lands a second LEGDROP then a third before covering and getting to the count of TWO!
Firewoman pulls Bill to his feet, Irish Whip, REVERSED into a HIGH BACK BODY DROP by Bill! Firewoman lands hard on her back as Bill runs the ropes and hits her with a SENTON BACK SPLASH! He covers 1... 2... Fire kicks out! Awesome Bill pulls Firewoman up and off her feet then drops her with a BODYSLAM! He tries another SENTON SPLASH, but MISSES as Firewoman rolls out the way and tags in Miranda!
Miranda charges a rising Bill and nails him with a FLYING DROPKICK! Bill scrambles quickly back to his feet only to be dropped back down on his head by a FLOAT OVER DDT! Miranda covers for TWO! Bill crawls toward his corner, but Miranda stops his advance by grabbing hold of him by his foot with Bill mere inches away from tagging Justin's outstretched fingertips! Bill turns over on his back and kicks Miranda off then scrambles for his corner and makes the hot tag!
Justin hops over the top rope and charges at Miranda who sides steps him, allowing Justin to bounce off the ropes. On the rebound Miranda sidesteps him again and Justin bounces off the other side. Miranda, amused, smiles and merely stands off to the side as Justin runs back and forth, bouncing off each side of the ring continuously. Moreland does not find this funny. He slaps the mat in irritation and commands Miranda to engage with Justin. I think he used that exact word because Justin repeats it "Engage?" and stops short right in the middle of the ring. He smiles broadly, trembles then screams at the top of his lungs DOUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWKKK!
The lights go out and we hear, Drunkey and Drunkette bray loudly, a car alarm, a log being cut by a chainsaw, a train whistle, Dolphins squeeking, a jet airliner flying overhead, a verse from Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines", an alarm clock, the crash of waves, a balloon pop, a lightsaber battle, Undertaker's gong, Muttley's laugh, The MGM lion's roar, and finally Gollum screaming "MY PRECIOUS!"
The lights come back on and we see Justin kneeling in front of Miranda, holding up a ring in his hands and practically beaming with pride. Somehow a shocked Miranda is now wearing a wedding veil. She looks around in confusion, eventually pulling the veil from her head, and backing away from Justin slowly, as if at gunpoint. She eventually reaches her corner where Firewoman tags herself in. Justin simply smiles, pockets the ring, and springs to his feet to meet Firewoman in the middle of the ring. He hops up and leans back for a HURRICARANA attempt which Fire reverses into a LIONTAMER!
Justin struggles in the hold. Bill tries to run in for the save, but Miranda cuts him off and Justin, with nowhere to go, eventually taps!
Your winners in 12:23 Pretty Hate Machine!Chad Madison vs. LD WilliamsWe get a classic speed against technical ability as the match starts off and neither guy gains a clear edge over the other. After a few moments and Stank on the outside trying to gain an unfair edge for his partner and Zane Myers trying to put a stop to that, the ref finally has enough and sends both partners to the back. This allows Chad and LD to showcase their talents and boy do they in an impressive sprint type match. They throw everything in their arsenal at one another and neither is able to put the other down until Chad goes for a missile dropkick off the top and misses. This allows LD to lock in the SHARPSHOOTER which really wears down Chad. It doesn’t put Chad away though, but it does leave him weakened and after a few more minutes of back and forth, Chad’s leg buckles and LD pounces before he can recover and nails a CANADIAN DESTROYER for the win.
You winner in 10:44, LD WilliamsEcosystem vs. Zane Myers[/i]
Zane Myers gets a big ovation as he comes out first, country-rock announcing him as an unapologetic Gaijin as he poses with the fans on the way down. The ovation is quickly dwarfed, however, by the explosion for the Prodigal Son Of The Rising Sun, Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo! For his part, Eco seems to be reveling in the crowd’s reaction—no half-smile, no hidden darkness, just joy. In the ring, Ecosystem extends his hand to Zane in a pointed way. Zane pauses, but slaps it quick before the two circle.
Eco and Zane lock up to start, Eco into the side headlock, Zane behind Eco for a back suplex, Eco kicks out immediately, swift kick to the chest of Zane! Eco begins to unload with chops (WOO!), but Zane grabs the smaller Eco and tosses him into the turnbuckle corner, charging him hard there! Zane unloads with forearms, and Eco goes for the break through the ropes. Zane backs off, guardedly, knowing Eco…but Eco comes out of the ropes and begins to circle again—no cheap shot!
Zane and Eco lock back up, and this time, Eco pops up the knee and turns the lockup into a scoop slam to the big man, good for only one. Eco is right back on the cowboy with stiff kicks to the side, but Zane pulls the legs out from under Eco, and as the Muyo brother rises, Zane drops his ass right back down with a meathook-like clothesline! Eco rolls out of the ring to catch his breath, and Zane looks to give chase…but Eco nods and comes right back in without a long rest. Zane looks almost confused by Eco’s lack of shortcuts, mouthing “Japan?” to Eco as a question, but rather than answer, Junichiro comes right back at Myers with chops! Eco whips Zane off the ropes, Zane reverses, Eco jumps onto the second rope, off with the crossbody! Good for two!
Zane and Eco continue to trade like this for a while—Zane taking a power advantage, Eco creating space and hitting strikes, Zane regaining control on close range—but the momentum seems to definitively shift when Eco goes for a top rope Savior Splash, and Zane crotches him on the top rope! Zane goes up top and hooks Eco—SUPERPLEX! The crowd “oohs” as Zane slowly rolls and goes into the cover: 1-2-no! Eco kicked out! Shaking his head, Zane pulls the stubborn countryman up over the back, looking for the Torture Rack—but Eco suddenly rolls down the back of Zane, and rolls the big man up to boot! 1..2…3! Wait, that’s it! That’s it! Zane just missed it!
Winner in 11:04…Ecosystem!Zane looks like he can’t believe it when he rises, actually asking a fan if Eco was holding the rope. When the fan shakes his head, Zane walks over to Ecosystem and sincerely shakes hands this time, before shaking his head and heading to the back.
Stank vs. Stan FultonStank enters the arena first, drinking in the boos of the crowd as he walks to the ring. He pauses in front of the usual group of Saints fans and glares at them for a long moment before shaking his head and climbing into the ring. The crowd gives Stan Fulton a much more positive reaction, cheering wildly as he marches down the aisle. As soon as Fulton hits the ring the big men go nose to nose. Seeing the looks in their eyes, referee Junior Hale doesn't bother even trying to separate them and calls for the bell
Stank matches the first clang with a hard right hand to Fulton's head, and the former reverend fires back in kind. Fulton takes the advantage, knocking Stank back a few steps and then sending him into the corner. Fulton charges after him, but Stank explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. The move staggers Fulton, but doesn't knock him down, so Stank kicks him hard in the knee and drives an elbow into his head, sending him to the mat. Stank rebounds off the ropes and goes for the Stankonia 2.o, but Fulton gets his knees up to block - that can't be pleasant. Stank crumples to the mat while Fulton rolls away and gets to his feet. Fulton delivers a knee to the face as Stank gets up, then drags him to his feet and backs him to the ropes. Fulton wallops Stank with chops and hits an Irish whip. Stank attempts to reverse, but Fulton blocks, sends Stank back to the original ropes, and takes him over with a powerslam. Fulton hooks the leg, but Stank kicks out at two.
Fulton is up first and pummels Stank as he tries to get up. Stank puts an end to that with a thumb to the eye. Junior admonishes him, but Stank simply glares at him. Stank winds Fulton's arm and locks in an armbar. Fulton elbows free. Fulton throws a forearm, but Stank catches it on his shoulder and responds with a series of shots to the ribs. Stank stuns Fulton with a European uppercut, then plants the big man with a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers, but Fulton kicks out before three.
Stank drags Fulton to his feet and blasts him with forearms. He tries to set him up for the Stank-U, but Fulton counters that with a headbutt. Impressed with it's effectiveness, Fulton follows it up with several more until Stank's legs sag. Fulton lumbers to the ropes and takes Stank down with a clothesline. Fulton goes back to the ropes - Dropline! Fulton doesn't bother with a cover and rolls to his feet for a second one. As this one hits, L.D. Williams steps through the curtain and strolls to the ring. Stan sees him coming and protests to Junior. Williams holds up his hands in innocence as he circles the ring. Fulton follows him on the inside - and doesn't notice Stank maneuvering behind him until he gets rolled up. Junior counts One...Two...Thr - Fulton rolls a shoulder just in time!
The near fall brings out Fulton's partner as well. Ecosystem runs down the aisle and goes after Williams, who circles the ring to get away. Williams hops onto the apron and Junior orders him off, the distraction allowing Stank to get in a few less than legal shots on Fulton. Eco slides into the ring and pulls him off, and Stank responds by blasting Eco with forearms. Williams drops off the apron, causing Junior to turn around just in time to see Eco fire back.
WINNER, by disqualification, in 13:27, Stank.After the match: Williams slides into the ring as well and the brawl is on. Neither sides seems able to gain an advantage as the battle spills out to the floor. Security floods ringside before anyone else can come out from the back, and they manage to separate the four men and force them back to the locker room.
Alexander Darling vs. Chris EvansThe familiar riffs of The Trooper emanate from the speakers, and Chris Evans enters to massive boos. Evans talks trash to various fans on his way to the ring, and waits for Alex to come out. Alex makes his entrance to massive cheers, and enters the ring.
The two men are very familiar with each other, as is shown in the opening minutes of the matchup, neither one able to get an advantage over the other. Both men appear to be evenly-matched, countering each other hold-for-hold, but Evans is able to get the advantage with a quick thumb to the eye, which stuns Alex enough for Evans to take the advantage, and hits a Cyclone of Chaos, which gets a 2 count.
Evans places Alex against the middle rope, then slingshots to the outside and drops a knee onto the back to Alex’s head. Evans goes back into the ring, and tries for a Lionsault, but Alex is able to get his knees up in time. Evans crashes hard, and Alex destroys him with a vicious release German Suplex.
Alex gets off a flurry of strikes against Evans, followed by a Jumping High Knee. Alex lifts up a dazed Evans and drops him with a Falcon Arrow, which gets a 2 count. Alex continues the offense with a variety of suplexes, and Evans is looking to be in a lot of trouble. Alex goes for a release Dragon Suplex, but Evans manages to land on his feet, and hits a step-up enzugiri. Evans is now in control of the match as he Irish Whips Alex into a Zeus’ Fury, which gets a 2 count. Evans keeps at Alex with various kicks to the legs and midsection, and follows it up with a jumping calf kick. Alex goes for a clothesline, but Evans ducks, gets Alex up in a Fireman’s carry, drops him with the Lethal Vortex, and follows up by attempting to Alex into the Lion’s Den, but Alex gets to the ropes before Evans is able to. Evans tries to follow up the offense by lifting Alex up into an Atlas Quake, but Alex is able to elbow his way out.
Alex goes for a Hurricarana, but Evans catches him in midair. Evans runs towards the turnbuckles, looking to hit a Buckle Bomb, but Alex is able to get out of Evans’ grasp and rolls Evans up. Alex follows through the rollup, and attempts to lock in the Darling Money Clip. Evans tries to fight it off, but Alex is able to lock it on. Evans flails to get to the ropes, and is somehow able to get to the ropes and break the hold.
Alex spends the next few minutes trying to keep the high-flying Evans grounded, focusing much of his offense on Evans’ legs, including a Death by Darling. After Evans is able to break the hold, Alex has decided that enough is enough, and signals for the Darling Driver. Alex gets Evans up his shoulders, but Evans is able to slip out. Evans goes for a tilt-a-whirl hurricarana, but grabs Alex’s arm in mid-move, and locks in the Hydra Clutch! Alex tries to fight through it, but soon drops to one knee as Evans screams for him to just tap out. Alex summons everything that he’s got, gets back to his feet, and runs towards the turnbuckles, which causes Evans to break the hold, but the damage has already been done.
Evans gets Alex up, looking for the Buckle Bomb once again. This time, he connects, and follows that up with the Eye of the Storm! Evans goes for the cover, and Alex is barely able to kick out at 2. Evans is livid at this, and starts voicing his opinion to the ref. Evans turns around, only to be met by Alex, who drops Evans with a Brainbuster. Alex then hits Evans with a Curbstomp, and drags Evans over near the corner, and signals for the Phoenix Splash. Alex goes to the top, and jumps off, for Dark Darling Rising, but Alex misjudges the timing, and Evans is barely able to get out of the way.
Alex crashes hard to the mat, and Evans counters by getting Alex into a Small Package pin. 1..2…and 3, just before Alex is able to kick out.
Winner, in 36:54, “Lionheart” Chris EvansOnslaught Title Proving GroundAmazing Jos © vs. DK MurphyThe Dropkick Murphy's The Gauntlet brings out DK Murphy who is slapping hands with the fans and making a run around the ring before rolling in and climbing onto the turnbuckle and soaking in the applause.
Likewise the crowds gives the Onslaught Champion Amazing Jos a huge ovation as Amazing plays. He shucks and jives and plays to the crowd, rolls into the ring and also climbs the turnbuckle for a round of cheers.
The two exchange a handshake at the bell and a collar and elbow tie-up ends with Murphy with a headlock. Jos shoves him to the ropes and eats a shoulder block on the rebound, bumping to the ropes and to the apron. Back in and another go fares no better for Jos, as Murphy clotheslines him out of his boots. DK puts the boots to him as Jos tries to pull himself up in the corner. Shoulder thrusts to the gut, and DK with a snap mare. Murphy wrenches the neck, and Jos fights to his feet. Jos reverses the leverage and spins out, kicking DK with a flurry of kicks. Jos goes for a vertical suplex, but DK flips over and gets a German suplex instead. He can't get all of the bridge though, and Jos slips out at one. Back up and DK grabs the headlock again. Jos can't shove him off this time, and Murphy takes him over and to the mat. Jos shifts his weight and gets DK's shoulders down, but Murphy rolls thru to keep the hold. Jos tries again, and again, DK rolls thru. Jos twists his lower body, presses off with his feet and positions Murphy under the bottom rope, so the hold has to be broken without costing Jos a rope break.
Murphy moves back in, but Jos sweeps his legs out and gets a jackknife rollup for two. DK charges, but Jos gets a backdrop, and Jos pounces down with a head scissors. Murphy quickly spins around and flips onto Jos and they do the Flair/Steamboat combo, and Jos goes back to the head scissors again. But DK powers up with Jos on his shoulders into an electric chair, and Murphy hot shots him across the top rope. Jos sells it like he's been shot, and Murphy drills him with a big boot. Murphy grabs Jos and goes for the CHOMP! But Jos pushes DK off and he rolls into the ropes. Jos follows up with a series of solid kicks and then picks up DK for a SHUT THE HELL UP! Murphy is stunned and as DK finds his footing Jos follows up with a FALCON KICK!
But Jos isn't done...he grabs DK and locks in a ZVD! Jos has Murphy in the middle of the ring and he can't manage to roll anywhere so he's forced to give up!
WINNER in 11:42 and STILL Onslaught Champion – Amazing JosJos helps DK up and even though he's not very happy, DK offers Jos his hand and they shake. DK heads up the ramp and Jos plays to the crowd...but through the crowd comes JEREMY PUNSWICK who rolls into the ring and plants a solid shot into the maracas of Jos and begins laying knees and kicks into him...then picks him up and sets him on the top turnbuckle...he climbs to the top...EXTINCITON LEVEL EVENT FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JOS IS DEAD!
Punswick gets on the mat and into the face of the Onslaught Champion, demanding his title shot. He begins slapping the Champ in the face as officials come out and pull Punswick off Jos.
Intercontinental Title Proving GroundAlexis Darling © vs. Daniella MurphyIntroductions are made, and both women are all buisiness and ready to go. They meet in the center of the ring and we get the handshake of mutal respect. The ref goes over some last minute instructions, and we get the bell. It's slow to start, as neither are underestimating the other. Daniella has the strength, but Alexis has the speed advantage, and presses it.
As Alexis tries to take advantage of that speed, Daniella shows that her time on the court can translate well to the ring, and she surprises Alexis with a little unexpected burst of quickness of her own. Dee is able to get Alexis to the ground and works her over with some wicked elbows, she covers, but Alexis kicks out at one. The two are quickly back up, and when Dee goes for a waistlock, Alexis reverses it and lands a stiff kick to Murphy's leg that sends her to a knee. Alexis follows up with a bulldog, and covers but only gets one as well.
The two go back and forth for a bit with neither able to get a clear advantage. Alexis is able to use a smooth technique to keep Dee on the defensive, but Daniella is able to use some brawling techniques from her old man's playbook to prevent any clear cut advantage from Alexis. The crowd is eating this up, and we get dueling Alexis and Murphy chants. As this is happening, Christian Carter comes out from the back with a chair in hand heading for the ring. He makes it halfway down the ramp when Alexander Darling rushes out and nails him from behind cutting him off. Neither woman in the rings sees this, and Dee lifts Alexis up for a vertical suplex. Alexis is able to reverse out of it, and roll Dee up. Murphy kicks out a millisecond too late.
Your winner in 13:12 via pinfall Alexis DarlingAfter the bell rings, Punswick and Chloe rush out from the back and help Carter fight off Alexander. The women see this and rush out to even the odds. DK and Danny come out as well, and the three Saints see the odds are against them and beat a retreat.
Ghosthead vs. Matt FolzBattle Without Honor or Humanity begins to play as Matt Folz makes his way down to the ring, completely ignoring the huge chorus of boos from the crowd. You can see Matt is still severely limping after his recent run ins with the Saints of Sinners. Folz just stands in the middle of the ring and stares at the entrance way as Sevendust's "My Ruin" plays and Ghosthead comes down to the ring holding his Imperial Onslaught briefcase. Fog fills the ring and when it clears we see Ghosthead sitting on the middle turnbuckle. Folz still stands in the middle of the ring, a slight smirk on his face, motioning Ghosthead to bring it. The referee rings the bell and this one is underway.
Ghosthead charges forward and he and Folz begin to exchange huge right hands, nailing eachother with stiff shots but neither man able to get an advantage. Folz ducks a punch and looks for a suplex, but his ankle gives way before he can complete it. Ghosthead lands on top and gets a quick 2 count. Ghosthead is quicker back to his feet and hits a quick kick to Folz's injured ankle and then a delayed vertical suplex. With Folz down on the mat, Ghosthead smartly begins to work on Folz's ankle for the next few moments. You can see Folz grimacing in pain with each elbow Ghosthead drops. Ghosthead goes for an ankle lock, but Folz barely makes it to the ropes. Folz grabs the ropes and pulls himself back up, Ghosthead goes for a big boot but Folz ducks and Ghosthead hits his leg on the turnbuckle. Folz tries to take immeadiate advantage and locks in an STF (a good one, not Cena's shitty version).
He has it locked in and looks to get the win when Chloe comes out of nowhere, drags the referee and nails him in the head with her branding iron. She then slides into the ring and nails Folz in the ankle and begins viciously stomping on it. She slides out of the ring, grabs a chair and places it on Folz's ankle. It looks like she's setting up a Pilmanization when Ghosthead makes it back to his feet starts punching her. Folz slowly limps back to his feet and starts to join in, nailing anything that moves as security moves in to break them up.
No Contest at 5:30Winner receives an IC Title Match at Judgement Eve 9Mai Muyo vs. Christian CarterChristian Carter makes his entrance first, to boos and general consternation from the Japanese audience, though more thoughtfully subdued per the culture. When “Hero” plays, however, Mai indeed gets a hero’s welcome from her homeland crowd, and she runs down the aisle slapping hands, almost physically lighter than in her American matches (in a metaphorical way; she has only gained muscle mass). Mai and Carter lock up to start, Carter pulling off a strength advantage to push Mai into the corner, though Mai—used to this—spins him around and knocks his jaw into the turnbuckle! She begins to unload with forearms until Carter rakes her eyes—drawing the admonition of the referee—and then SLAPS her to an “oooh!”
Off the brief blinding, Carter takes advantage, grounding Mai and stretching her out, jamming in an elbow or a scratch wherever he can—all controlled malice, no crazy rage like Chloe. Christian finds himself too consumed with elbow jabs during an abdominal stretch, however, and Mai throws him with a hip toss! Armdrag 1, armdrag 2, and Mai is getting her mojo back 1980s face style! Mai leaps to the top rope, missile dropkick attempt—Carter moves out of the way, but Mai lands on her feet—Carter with the dropkick attempt, Mai matrixes out, Carter sweeps the leg and goes for a cover, Mai powers out. It’s back and forth like this for a while, as the two are closer in build and style than most men and women in the company. Carter finally gets an advantage when he leaps to the second rope—Mai has just kipped up, expecting a Lionsault—but Carter adjusts to leap off with a diving kick to the jaw of Mai! Carter pulls her up and yanks her arms back while hooking the legs—surfboard!
At this point, Alexander Darling and the Intercontinental Champion Alexis Darling make their way down to the ring to a big pop! This distracts Carter, allowing Mai to break free with her leg strength! Mai off the ropes, clothesline knockdown to Carter! Mai off again, Carter ducks, Carter pulls off another rake to Mai’s eyes! As she stumbles around, Alexis leaps up to argue with the referee! The referee suggests he can’t disqualify Carter for just that—but behind the referee’s back, Alexander Darling spears Carter down! He hooks him up over the back—DARLING DRIVER! Alexander slides out of the ring just as the referee turns back around, to see Mai up recovered and Christian Carter flat. Mai, having regained eyesight, looks at Alex and Alexis, grimaces briefly, but seems to feel she has no choice but to go for the cover—which she does, hooking both legs to clinch.
Winner in 10:22…Mai Muyo!The Japanese fans, with conveniently short memories for their compatriot, all give Mai a rousing ovation, but her eyes remain fixed on the smiling Darling Twins.
Moosehead Jack’s Fight Without HonorSaints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack & Chloe) vs. Danny Taylor & Tommy WilderDanny and Tommy are announced first and play to the crowd. “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and Moose and Chloe sprint to the ring. Moose slides under the bottom rope and immediately goes after Wilder, pinning him in the corner and hammering him with punches to the face. Tommy takes a few shots in surprise, but then fights back with a vengeance. Danny moves toward the corner to help Wilder, and catches a clothesline from Chloe that sends him staggering. Chole grabs Danny by the head and slams him in the face with a headbutt. Danny drops to one knee and Chloe finishes him off with a kick to the head that sends him between the ropes to the floor.
Chloe turns to Wilder and grabs him from behind, but Wilder turns on her and peppers her with shots to the face, backing he across the ring. Wilder steps back and is about to drop kick her over the top rope when Moose charges in and chop blocks him to the mat. Wilder’s knee buckles and he falls to the mat. Chloe is immediately on him, choking him and raining down punches to the face. Moose leaves the ring and stalks Taylor and tries to attack from behind, but Danny turns around in time to catch Moose with a SPINEBUSTER on the floor! The champ howls in pain, but Danny shows no mercy, he pulls Moose to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows.
Before Danny goes after Moose, he pulls Chloe off of Wilder and knees her in the gut and POWERS her to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Wilder slowly gets to his feet and he and Danny wait for Moose to get to his feet then kick the champ in the gut and lift him for a suplex. Chloe gets to her feet, so Wilder simply walks away, leaving Danny holding Moose in the air and catches Chloe with a drop kick to the face that sends her back to the mat. Wilder climbs to the top rope and they hit a ROCKER SUPLEX on Moose! The champ grabs his ribs in pain (since Wilder tried to destroy them) and rolls out of the ring to the floor.
Tommy pulls Chloe to her feet and whips her to the ropes and drops to the mat, as Chloe leaps over him, Danny kicks her face into the tenth row with a BIG BOOT! Chloe staggers but doesn’t fall, Danny picks her up like he is going to atomic drop her, then lays her legs across the top rope and holds her head. Wilder goes back to the top rope and hits a MOONSAULT on Chloe as Danny drops her with a SCORPION DROP at the same time! Chloe is dazed! The referee starts a ten count, but Chloe pulls herself up at six.
Wilder hits the ropes to attack Chloe again, but Moose grabs his foot from the outside and pulls him out of the ring and POPS him in the face with a straight punch. Wilder staggers a few steps an falls, and we see why, Moose has a chain wrapped around his fist. Moose grabs Wilder by the hair and tips his head back and repeatedly drops elbows across his face, then throws Wilder shoulder first into the guard rail and grabs a chair.
Danny sees Moose grab the chair and heads toward the ropes to stop him, but Chloe catches up with him and NAILS him with a low blow that sends him to the mat. Chloe rolls out of the ring and rummages under the apron and comes up with a light tube. She slips back into the ring and waits for Danny to stand up and turn around, then SHATTERS it across his face. Danny drops to his knees, blood POURING from his face. The blood drips off his face onto the mat, Chloe laughs, then charges at Danny and lays him out with a SHINING WIZARD.
On the outside, Moose slams the chair down on Tommy’s back sending the high flyer to the floor. Moose jams the chair in Tommy’s ribs a few times, then lifts him up for a BUCKLE BOMB, but Tommy fights it, and hits a HURRACARANA sending Moose face first into the guardrail! Wilder gets to his feet and climbs onto the apron and waits for Moose to get to his feet. Chloe charges down the apron and tries a clothesline, but Wilder ducks it. When Chloe turns around, Wilder hits a PELE KICK to the top of Chloe’s head that sends her staggering. Wilder gets to his feet and Moose charges, but Wilder catches him with a stiff kick to the face that sends the champ to the floor, Wilder then sprints down the apron and hits a RUNNING MOONSAULT landing right on Moose, no doubt doing those ribs no favors at all.
Inside the ring, Chloe has Danny tied in the ropes and hammers him with punches to the face. She stops and looks around, completely lost in the moment and unleashes a banshee like scream then heads out of the ring. While Danny hangs on the ropes, blood gruesomely dripping from his face, Chloe grabs her cattle prod and slides into the ring. She teases hitting Danny with it a few times, then finally hits the ropes and charges at him with it, but Taylor gets a boot up and catches Chloe right in the gut, doubling her over in pain. Danny manages to free himself and grabs Chloe and hits a TEQUILA SUNRISE SUPLEX! Dropping Chloe right on the back of her head!
Outside the ring, Wilder pulls Moose up and slams him into the guardrail, then lights him up with chops to the chest. Moose staggers around the ring, but each time Wilder grabs him and inflicts more damage. With Moose slumped against the guardrail, Wilder grabs a chair and sets it up, then gets a running start, hits the chair and leaps at Moose and KILLS him with a LEG LARIAT! Wilder falls over the guardrail into the crowd, but the move bends Moose backward across the steel, nearly snapping him in half! Moose falls to the floor howling in pain, grabbing his back.
Inside the ring Danny pulls Chloe to her feet and sends her into the corner and follows her in with a clothesline, then does that in the next corner, then again, then the last corner. Chloe staggers out of the corner and Danny waits, kicks her, and hits the DYNAMITE DROP! Danny backs off and points at Chloe for the referee to count her out!
Outside the ring, Wilder waits for Moose to struggle to his feet, then springs onto the top of the guardrail and hits a lariat that sends Moose right back to the floor. Wilder reaches under the ring and pulls out another 20 foot ladder and sets it up and starts to climb! Inside the ring, the referee is at eight, but Chloe manages to pull herself to her feet, then reaches between the ropes and grabs Wilder’s leg as he climbs the ladder. Wilder manages to land a kick to her head that sends her staggering backward, but the distraction allows Moose to get his bearings and climb the other side.
As Chloe staggers backward, Danny grabs her from behind and lifts her for a BACKDROP DRIVER but Chloe reaches into her shorts and pulls out BRASS KNUCKLES and POPS Danny in the face! Taylor staggers, then Chloe hits him a second time, then a third and Danny slumps to the ropes. One more hard shot sends Danny between the ropes to the floor. On the ladder, Moose and Wilder fight it out on the top, Wilder grabs Moose by the hair, but Moose rakes his eyes, then hooks him for a suplex, lifts him and drops him straight down crotching him on the top rope! Wilder howls in pain, eyes closed tightly in pain. He never sees Chloe run down the apron and KO him with a brass knucks punch to the temple! Wilder collapses into the ring, Chloe drags him to the middle of the ring, then throws a chair up to Moose. Jack steadies himself on the top of the ladder, then leaps off DRIVING the chair down on Tommy! Moose writhes in pain holding his arm and ribs, Wilder is not moving. The referee starts his count as Moose rolls under the bottom rope and Chloe follows. They attack a barely conscious Taylor, Moose holding him while Chloe tears at the bloody wound on his head, smearing his blood all over her face.
Inside the ring, the referee checks on Wilder and starts a quick ten count. Somehow, fucking MIRACULOUSLY, Wilder is not dead and SOMEHOW manages to pull himself to his feet just before ten. The referee checks him and Wilder falls to the mat, coughing up blood. The referee is about to stop the match when Wilder grabs him and begs him not to. The ref shrugs and allows the match to continue. From the outside Chloe snarls and slides into the ring and catches Wilder with a stiff kick to the ribs that drops the high flyer to the mat.
Outside the ring, Moose and Danny are trading punches (Moose) and chops (Danny). Danny gets the better of the exchange and sends Moose flying with a boot to the head. Inside the ring, Chloe pulls Wilder to his feet and spits a mouthful of blood into his face. Wilder staggers to the corner, realizes what she did and comes out swinging, catching her with several punches to the face. He backs Chloe across the ring and sends her to the ropes and launches himself at her nailing her with an elbow to the face. Wilder climbs to the top rope and goes for the AIR WALK but Chloe moves! Wilder crashes and burns and grabs his ribs in pain. Chloe grabs a chair that is lying in the ring and brings it down hard across Wilder’s back, then pulls him up and hits the CORKSCREW! Wilder may be done this time.
On the outside, Moose grabs a chair and throws it at Danny, but Danny catches it. Moose smirks and drops to his knees with his arms outstretched, daring Taylor to use it. Danny holds the chair in his hands for a moment and looks at it, all while Moose is screaming “DO IT! DO IT!” Danny seems lost in thought for a moment, then notices the referee is at seven and Tommy isn’t moving. He tosses the chair aside and tries to slide into the ring, but Chloe grabs him from behind and pulls him out of the ring. Danny catches her with an elbow to the side of the head and tries again to slide into the ring, but Moose grabs his leg and pulls him out as the referee counts to ten. Wilder cannot answer the bell.
WINNERS in 29:34 – Moosehead Jack & ChloeMoose slams Danny back first into the steel as Chloe slides back into the ring and pulls Wilder to his feet. Moose pulls a pair of cuffs from his pocket and chains Danny to the guardrail, Moose hands Danny HDB and drops to is knees with the key to the cuffs in his hand. Moose stares at Danny and says “do it” Danny glares at Moose, and looks into the ring at Wilder, who is set up for another corkscrew. Danny looks at HDB then at Moose, then the key, but will not use the weapon. He throws it aside and starts pulling at the guardrail, trying to drag the whole thing to the ring. Moose just laughs as Chloe drops Wilder with another CORKSCREW! She pulls Wilder up and looks for another, but Chad, Zane, Mai, Stan and the Murphys storm the ring. Moose and Chloe escape as they check on Wilder, Danny drops to one knee staring at the ring, shaking with rage.
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