OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Memphis, Tennessee
Wednesday, September 25th 2013
Justin Sane vs. DK Murphy DK is out first to cheers, and he slaps hands, but it's obvious that after recent events, he's forcing it a bit. Justin Sane comes out next riding Drunkette to cheers as well. Justin has a bit of a problem making it into the ring, but a mule kick from Drunkette gets it done. The ref goes over some last minute instructions, and we are underway.
DK has the obvious advantage, but no matter what kind of hold he tries to lock on, a combination of dumb luck and Justin's natural slipperiness keeps him free. To DK's credit, he doesn't get frustrated, but just seems amused by the whole thing. Justin stands back points at DK and yells DOUGHAWK! The lights go out and we hear a Chinese gong, a jackhammer, and a choir of children singing this little light of mine. When the lights come back up, Justin and Awesome Bill are standing on one side of the ring, and DK and Daniella are standing on the other. A piece of cardboard and a boombox lies in the middle, and somehow all of them are dressed as if they just stepped out of an early nineties hip hop video. The Boombox starts spitting out the sweet sounds of Rob Bass and DJ Easy Rock's It Takes Two, and Bill and Justin start breaking it down to cheers from the crowd. They stop then point to the Murphy's, who look at each other and just shrug, before suddenly breaking it down themselves to a huge pop from the crowd.
The ref has had enough at this point, and shoes the non match members and the cardboard out of the ring, to some good natured boo's from the crowd. Justin tries to take advantage with a cross bodyblock, but DK easily sidesteps. DK then nails him with a Boomerang, and it's all over.
Your winner via pinfall in 11:15 DK Murphy Jeremy Punswick vs. Daniella Murphy Punswick stalks to the ring, in a bad mood even for him. He stares off the referee as Murphy’s music starts up, and Daniella Murphy walks down the ramp, looking like she is ready for a fight. She starts up the steps, and Punswock tries to jump her, but she backs off a step until the referee gets him back. Murphy gets mostly into the ring, and Punswick jumps her right at the bell!
Punswick gets a few clubbing blows to the back, Murphy weathers the shots and is able to get Punswick pushed back to center ring. Drop down jawbreaker by Murphy, they separate and Punswick drops Daniella with a clothesline. Punswick grabs a leg and kicks the back of the hamstring, looking to soften up his opponent. He follows up with a rolling leg snap, and then multiple elbow drops across the knee. Punswick pick Murphy up, hooks a leg for a fisherman suplex, Danielle turns it into a quick small package roll up – Only gets a one!
Murphy gets to her feet firing hard right hands, whips Punswick to the ropes and hits a dropkick – before she can follow up, Punswick rolls out of the ring, obviously frustrated. He start jawing with fans, so Danielle slides out of the ring after him, but before she can do anything, he surprises her with the classic Greco-Roman thumb to the eye – he then runs her shoulder first into the ring steps! He pulls Murphy to her feet, and sends her into the barricade before rolling her into the ring at the ref’s count of 6.
Punswick keeps his focus on Daneille’s neck and shoulder, softening her up for a submission win – she gets her shots in though, and it is beginning to piss Punswick off. He ties her arms up in the ropes, and kicks the ropes on her bad shoulder – the ref begins the 5 count, Punswick breaks at 4, turns and goes right after the shoulder again. Ref threatens a DQ, Punswick screams about the 5 count, and this gives Murphy the chance to get her arms free. Danielle fires up, clotheslines Punswick with her off arm, then a dropkick, yakuza kick! Punswick is staggered, and Danielle stes up for the CHOMP! Punswick counters – arm trap DDT! Both wrestlers are down!
Punswick is up at 6, waits on Danielle, who is up at 8 with an assist by the corner. Punswick calls his shot, and charges across the ring at the stunned Murphy sister – who sidesteps at the last second! Punswick is hung up, seated on the second turnbuckle! Danielle hooks a full nelson and hits a backstabber! She rolls Punswick over, knee to the head, picks him up and CHOMP!
1…..2…..3! That’ll do it!
Winner at 17:11 Danielle Murphy! Awesome Bill from Dawsonville vs. The Word TO BE ADDED, Awesome Bill wins.
Ghosthead vs. Tommy Wilder As soon as Ghosthead completes his entrance, the bell rings and Wilder nails him with a dropkick. Spinning heel kick sends Ghosthead flying over the ropes to the outside. As Ghosthead gets to his feet, Wilder measures his steps, runs across the ring and dives over the top rope, nailing Ghost with a perfect plancha. Wilder springs back to his feet, hops on the apron and dives off with a clothesline. Wilder rolls Ghosthead back into the ring, gets on the apron and springboards in with a senton. Wilder quickly goes to the top rope and dives off with a legdrop.
Razz: Ghosthead has to find a way to deal with the speed and high flying of Wilder or this won't be a great night for him.
Wilder heads up top yet again, diving off with a cross body attempt, but he's caught by Ghosthead and hit with a massive powerslam.
Razz: That'll work.
Ghosthead takes a minute to regain his bearings, then drops a few powerful elbows into Wilder's ribs. He whips Wilder chest first into the corner, further injuring his ribs. Sidewalk slam gets a very close two count. He holds Wilder in a front facelock and nails him with a couple of knees to the chest. Gutwrench suplex gets 2. He locks in a sitting abdomonal stretch, really cranking on it. You can see Wilder's face is a mask of pain. Wilder is just barely able to make it to the ropes. Ghosthead locks in a bearhug, further doing damage to Wilder's ribs and back. Wilder thumbs him in the eye, drawing admonishment from the referee, but also making Ghosthead release the hold. Wilder takes Ghost down to one knee by hitting a dropkick to the ankle, and then follows that up with a superkick. Wilder clutches his ribs and slowly climbs to the top rope, looking for a moonsault, but he takes too much time and Ghosthead grabs him and hits a Razor's Edge. Ghosthead covers for a close two count. He covers twice more, making Wilder expend even more energy kicking out barely before a 3 count each time.
Ghosthead looks to finish with the Phantasmagoria, but Wilder is able to wriggle free before he has it locked in fully. Wilder ducks under an attempted lariat and takes Ghosthead over with a crucifix. 1....2... no. Ghosthead is quicker back to his feet and drills Wilder with a big boot. He whips Wilder into the corner, goes for a running splash and Wilder moves out of the way. He rolls Ghosthead up quickly and gets the 3 count!
Winner by pinfall in 12 minutes: Tommy Wilder.After the match, an enraged Ghosthead locks in the Phantasmagoria. Wilder is fading fast as a group of OOWF officials race down and try to break it up without much success. The crowd roars as Mai Muyo sprints into the ring and kicks Ghosthead hard in the face to break the hold. Ghosthead charges her, but she ducks and pulls down the top rope, causing him to go flying down to the floor. She goes to help Wilder back to his feet, but a delirious Wilder accidently (?) nails her with a right hand. Mai takes offense to this and starts to go afer him as OOWF officials break it up.
Dream Partner Tag Team MatchChris Evans & Lance Storm vs. Alexander Darling & Austin Aries “Trooper” by Iron Maiden hits and the boos here in Memphis are rivaling those that one hears when Kentucky’s Wildcats come into town. Storm & Evans ignore the crowd as they make their way down to the ring and go over some last minute strategy. A few moments later a mashup of “Personal Jesus” and “King of the World” begins to play and the star power in this match rises as Austin Aries and Alexander Darling come out. They get to ringside for some pre-match trash talking and it looks like this one could explode quickly.
The match begins with Evans and Aries in the ring with each other. The two size each other up, and start putting on a chain-wrestling clinic, as only the two of them can do. Evans goes for a kick, but Aries counters with a Dragon Screw legwhip. Aries goes for a Pendulum Elbow, but Evans rolls out of the way, and rolls up Aries in a La Magistral cradle for 2. Aries tries to shoot the leg, but Evans sidesteps, runs against the ropes, and hits a dropkick. Evans goes for a clothesline, but is met by a dropkick by Aries. Evans rolls out of the ring to regroup, but Aries follows with a high-speed Suicide Dive through the ropes. Aries rolls Evans back into the ring, and tags in Alex. Before Alex can get to Evans, Chris gets the tag in to Lance.
Alex allows Lance to get into the ring, and the two men do a chain wrestling show of their own, Lance surprisingly able to keep up with the much younger Darling. Darling whips Storm into the ropes, but Storm comes back with a Spinning Heel Kick, which takes Darling off of his feet. Storm follows this up with a leg lariat, which only gets a two. Lance gets Darling in a chinlock, but Darling elbows out, and hits a Backdrop Suplex. Alex quickly lifts Storm up and hits a few knees to the stomach that force Storm to gasp for his breath and Alex follows up by lifting Lance up into position...THATS INCREDIBLE. And that’s some added insult to Lance. Alex makes the cover but only gets a 2. We get a tag from Alex to Austin here and some nice work between the two outsiders commences. Alex & Austin have more of a history though and they work through some nice double-team moves and quick tags as they cut off the ring and really work over the Canadian.
Darling is back in the ring and Lance may be in trouble. Storm may be the more experienced wrestler, but his age shows to be a factor as the damage he’s taken against a nearly-as-experienced Alexander Darling and a fabulously in shape Austin Aries has him gasping for air. Darling tries to go for the Darling Money Clip, but Lance is able to roll through and gets Alex into the Single-Leg Crab. There’s that experience we were just talking about and it could be trouble for AD as Storm cinches the move in tight, but Darling is somehow able to get to the ropes. As Darling quickly shakes some feeling back into his leg and charges Storm, Lance sidesteps and Alex bounces off the opposite ropes and feels a knee to his back from Evans. As AD gets distracted for a moment he walks right into a CODEBREAKER from Storm. Lance stands over Alex laughing that that was for his former partner in the Thrillseekers.
As Storm is about to go in for the kill, Evans calls out to him, demanding that he be the one to pin Alex. Lance grants Evans his wish and tags his student in. Evans goes towards Alex, but Darling isn’t as beaten down as he wants Evans to believe, and locks in Evans’ own move, The Ode to Canada. Evans flails towards the ropes, and gets to them. Alex is refusing to break the hold, but eventually does at 4. Darling goes for a Brainbuster, but Evans gets a thumb to the eye, and quickly lifts Alex up and holds him up for a moment as he points at Aries and lands a beautiful BRAINBUSTER before tagging Storm back in, seeming to not wanna bother with Darling at the time. As Lance tries to figure out his partner’s gameplan, Alex is able to gain enough of his bearings and roll forward into his corner. Darling then tags in Aries behind Evans’ back, and as Lance & Chris continue to argue about their strategy Aries & Darling hit simultaneous running dropkicks. Darling’s knocks Evans out to the floor.
While Evans and Darling are busy on the outside beating the ever-loving hell out of each other, in the ring, Austin lifts Lance up...BRAINBUSTER. And now Aries has gotten Lance into the Last Chancery. Evans sees this and attempts to break it up, but Darling intercepts him. Storm has no choice but to tap out.
Winners, in 20:21, Alexander Darling and Austin Aries Survive If You Can Elimination MatchTexpress ©, Amazing Jos ©, & Jason Allen vs. Salvation, Miranda, & Mai Muyo Mai and Jos start out, and it is a dose of indie goodness, move and countermove, until Jos fakes high and then sweeps Mai’s legs out from under her. He goes to the ropes and drops a fast elbow, rolls to his feet for a second one but Mai gets clear and snags Jos with an Oklahoma Roll! She gets two count, Jos kicks out, and he, Chad and Zane all yell “REALLY?” Mai looks confused, shrugs and locks up with Jos. Headlock by Mai, hiptoss, then she reaches out and tags in her brother, Eco.
Eco continues the ground attack, not letting Jos get airborne, or use his strikes – this works for a while, until Jos clips Eco's leg with a kick and then tags in Jason Allen – Eco gets to his corner and tags Stan Fulton. Allen goes in the attack, with a running drop kick, a seated senton, and rolling thunder! Jason springs to the top rope, but Fulton is up, Jason goes for a hurricarana – Fulton blocks, hoists Allen up for a powerbomb – Allen twists and gets Stan in a sleeper! Stan tries to shake him off, Jason has the hooks in. Stan tries to ram him into a corner, but Jason hangs on. Stan is fading! He staggers to his corner, Mai tags hi, then Stan grabs Jason's arms and falls back crushing Allen in a modified electric chair drop! Stan rolls off JUST in time as Mai comes off the top with the Savior Splash!
1…2…3 JASON ALLEN IS ELIMINATED!
Chad is in next, and he and Mai got at it hammer and tongs. Chad is able to get Mai into his corner, and he and Zane work frequent tags to wear her down. Texpress goes for a version of the Hart Attack – but as Zane lifts Mai up, it must be similar to a powerbomb set up, and YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB MAI! She slips out of the lift, and with a display of terrific timing, turns it into a facebuster as Chad air balls the clothesline! Mai crawls over to her corner and tags in her brother, and Ecosystem hits the ring again! He sees Zane as the target, and before Chad gets to his feet, Eco slide kicks him through the ropes to the floor, then goes after Myers! The ref lets it go, Eco with a dropkick to the kneeling Zane, cover, one count. Eco stays on the attack, but Zane gets to his feet, and he, Jos and Chad resume the frequent tags in and out, keeping Eco to their side of the ring. Chad gets back in the ring, tags Zane and sends Eco to the ropes – Chad drops down, Eco leaps over, plants and throws a superkick – but his leg gives out and Ecosystem drops to the mat in pain! Eco is holding his knee howling, Chad and Zane look around trying to decide if it is a trick, decide it is legit and back away so the ref can check on him. Eco tries to get to his feet, but the leg simply won't support him. Chad looks at the ref, who makes the call –
ECOSYSTEM IS ELIMINATED!
Miranda gets her shot and gets in the ring to face Chad, who tags out to Jos! Miranda looks a little annoyed, but gets her head in the game and locks up with The Amazing One. Jos starts out schooling the rookie, countering every move she makes until he goes for a Falcon Kick – And Miranda DUCKS, then sweeps Jos' opposite leg! Jos goes down awkwardly, but Miranda stays on task and locks in a single leg Boston crab, leaning WAAAY back on the leg. Jos tries to get out of the move, then tries to get to the ring ropes. Miranda pulls him partway back, but Zane claps his hands and Miranda lets go of the hold and turns, just in time to see Jos forward roll to his corner and tag in Chad! Chad gets in the ring with a smile on his face, Zane is laughing, and Miranda looks a little ticked. Chad gets ready to lock up, so Miranda steps back and tags in Mai, giving Chad the "I'll teach YOU!" look.
Mai gets in the ring, and she and Chad pick up where they left off, but this time Mai keeps Chad away from his corner, and she begins to get the advantage. A running knee stuns Chad, and Mai whips him to the ropes then goes to the opposite side to get momentum – But Ghosthead slides from under the ring, hitting a brutal kick to Mai's back! Mai goes down, Chad hooks the ropes and recovers, not seeing what happened – as Mai gets to her feet, Chad connects with a superkick! Mai is OUT! Chad covers and get the 3 count!
MAI IS ELIMINATED!
Chad then sees Ghosthead backing up the ramp, and leans over the ropes to confront him. Ghost glares daggers, and Chad misses Miranda getting back in the ring - - - BACKSTABBER! Cover by Miranda, legs hooked!
1…2…3! CHAD MADISON IS ELIMINATED!
Chad looks absolutletly SHOCKED as Miranda gets up and shrugs "hey, what can I say?" Chad smiles and shakes his head as Miranda celebrates – and walks into a FALCON KICK by the Amazing Jos!
1…2…3! MIRANDA IS ELIMINATED!
Chad and Miranda head to the back as Stan faces off with Jos. Jos is favoring his leg as they lock up. Stan keeps the advantage, using power offense focused on slams, short-arm clotheslines and locks to prevent Jos from getting the space he needs to work. Finally, a palm strike gives Jos a step, and he runs to the corner, springs to the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air… And FULTON CATCHES JOS! He shifts Jos into position – SHOCK TREATMENT BACKBREAKER! FINAL CUT SLAM! Cover by Stan!
1…2…3! JOS IS ELIMINATED!
Now the two big men face off, and it is NOT a real high-flying showcase. Both men drive forearms in to their opponent's head, then clothesline each other down! For the next couple of minutes, neither man can get the advantage, and both are beginning to show the wear from the other guy's attack. Stan gets Zane into a corner, shoulder blocks him twice in the gut, Irish whips him to the opposite corner and goes for broke with an AVELANCHE SPLASH! But at the last second, Myers catches Stan enough to snake-eyes him with a flapjack on the top turnbuckle! Zane wants to make sure… BUCKLE BOMB!
Cover by Zane Myers – 1…2…3!
WINNERS at 45:11 – TexPress, Jason Allen and The Amazing Jos! Survive If You Can Elimination MatchThe Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack ©, Stank, LD Williams, & Christian Carter) vs. Danny Taylor, Firewoman, Matt Folz, & Alexis Darling © The heels come down first to massive boos. Like, massive. Like the heel heat Vince got times a million. The boos turn into a huge face pop as all four wrestlers come to the ring in one line, even Folz gets on board. Everyone gets into the ring, mostly with big glares all around, although Danny is so focused he's expressionless. Moose and Fire share a similar smirk, and Fire immediately elects herself the starting contestant for the faces, and points right at Stank, insisting he start off. Stank looks like he's down for it, but at the last minute Moose insists on taking his place, so it looks like the Siblings of Destruction are going to face-off, with matching smirks as they position themselves to get ready, circling the ring. Referee Hightower delays calling for the bell, which only makes the tension grow and then he does.
DING DING DING!
Firewoman doesn't hesitate and immediately....ducks back to the ropes and tags in Danny. Moose indicates that Fire is a Chicken, and Fire indicates what Moose should do with one middle finger and the mouth of a sailor. Moose should be paying attention though as Danny charges with big right hooks, driving him into the corner. Moose powers out and returns a few punches, and the two have a good old fashioned slobber knocker. Some rope exchanges back and forth, and Danny flips Moose over with a big suplex, that must hit him just right...or wrong...because Moose decides to catch his breath and tag in Carter.
Carter comes and quickly takes Danny down with a clothesline, and starts ferociously putting the boots to him. Danny rolls free and heads to his corner, tagging in Alexis. Alexis runs in, dodges a clothesline then pops up behind and grabs Carter by the head, and drops him with a neckbreaker. She wrenches his arm behind him, and jams her knee into his back, cranking it back really hard. Carter, however is a bit stronger and is able to work his way to the ropes, which forces a break. Alexis does so, reluctantly. Carter gets to his feet, turns and charges, planting Alexis with a choke slam. He goes for the pin, ONE...no.....it is WAY too early for that. Alexis gets a shoulder up, and feeling the effects of the choke slam heads for her corner, where Folz is standing. Alexis reaches out to tag him in and Folz ... hesitates...but then tags in.
We go on this way for a bit, with various people lining up with various dance partners, although each one having a 'favorite' relative to their feud. We finally get back to Moose and Fire, and this time Fire doesn't back out. They share matching smirks and the two give sibling rivalry new meaning as they crash into each other at the center of the ring. Moose and Fire are trading fairly stiff punches, but Fire is winning a bit as Moose keeps moving back. Fire backs up and then makes a run at Moose, but he drops the top rope and she goes sailing over, landing her feet on the apron. She grabs Moose by the hair, before getting a warning. Moose tags in Stank who is standing outside the ropes. He turns and kicks Fire right in the gut, doubling her over and then...he gets her into position for the pile driver, but they are outside on the apron. It looks like...is Stank thinking he's going to pile drive her onto the floor? A hush seems to fall over the crowd, as you can hear Moose yelling "Do it! They took her!"
Lexie and Folz run around to that side of the ring, to plead with Stank. Even LD heads that way, and seems to be on their side. Danny however slides under the ropes to be in the ring. Stank starts to move, then hesitates as he sees everyone. Danny taps him on the shoulder, and Stank turns to see Danny shaking his head no. Stank smirks and adjusts slightly, loosening his grip. Accidentally or on purpose, it's hard to say. Fire slides out of it, falling awkwardly, but still way way better than she would have otherwise to the pile driver. Stank reaches down and pulls Fire by her hair back into the ring, but she seems to be a bit out of it, despite not actually hitting her head. Flashbacks maybe? Anyway, Stank capitalizes by making the pin anyway, but it's broken up by Danny who is still in the ring.
Moose is too, but he's incensed by this, and rolls out to fetch a chair from under the ring. Danny heads back to his corner. Fire slowly has gotten to her feet and is trying to stagger towards her corner, but she's cut off by Stank, who suplexes her, but she manages to get to her feet. She reaches out vaguely in the vicinity of her corner and Danny tags himself in. Fire slumps out and Danny comes in with renewed intensity after Stank's antics. Stank flips him over easily with a suplex, but Danny gets to his feet and charges again, this time knocking the big man down with a clothesline. He goes for the pin, one...two....NO, Stank gets an arm up. Danny sits back on his heels and then stands and turns towards the ropes, where Moose is standing. He swings the chair, and connects. Danny goes down, but before Stank can capitalize, the referee rings the bell.
Moosehead Jack has been eliminated.Moose and the rest of the Saints are FURIOUS, but not so furious to do much other than complain. Moose complains loudly all the way up the ramp, in fact. Stank tags in LD, as he appears to be rethinking something. LD and Danny trade blows and punches. Danny hits one, then two suplexes, before getting LD up into a jackknife position and holding him for a VERY LONG TIME as the crowd cheers and cheers. Danny however does not smile at this, he is all business and brings LD crashing down to the mat and into a pin, one...two...NO! LD gets his shoulder up! Danny can't believe it and grabs LD's arms to get him into the TNT. He doesn't quite get LD's arm however, and he's able to slip it out (heh) and roll backwards pinning Danny unexpectedly. One...two...THREE!
Dynamite Danny Taylor has been eliminated.Alexis Darling comes in to take over for Danny, who punches guardrails in frustration as he heads to the back. LD, feeling a bit of the effects of having his arms wrenched behind him tags Stank in. Alexis uses some speed and flexibility to run the ropes and duck Stank's attempts at a clothesline, AND does a shoulder roll under his leg when she bounces out and he tries a big boot to the face. She jumps up and enziguiris him from behind, knocking him just off balance, and then hits a missile dropkick to bring him down to his knees. She tags in Fire, and the two double team him with the Darling Stomp! We know how much Stank LOVES the curbstomp. They both have to drag Stank toward their corner, discussing what to do with him next. Double elbow drops it is! The two friends (with benefits?) are having fun until the referee tells them to quit with the double teaming. Fire tags Alexis back in, as she's heading up top for a shooting star press, which is thwarted when Carter has managed to sneak over while Fire was in the ring. Fire takes off after Carter as Alexis falls into the ring. Both she and Stank are down, and the count begins....Fire and Carter jaw on the outside, but neither one really wants to get into it with the other. Folz and LD come for back up/interference. Fire throws Folz off and comes after Carter, who smirks and says bring it, but LD steps between them.
As LD, Fire, and Folz continue their argument on the outside the ref tries to come over and get them back to their corners. Meanwhile, in the ring, the referee has gotten to 7. Stank and Alexis are getting to their feet slowly, Alexis is a step before Stank. She reels back for the Bitchslap, but Stank catches her arm and twists it behind her and then shoves her towards Christian Carter who has entered the ring behind the ref’s back. He kicks Lexie in the gut and then lifts her over his shoulder…FINAL TESTIMONY. Carter rolls out as Stank locks Lexie into the Southern Comfort! He cinches it in and sinks down, drawing Alexis down with him, then turning whoever. Given their size difference, it doesn't take long for Alexis to tap.
Alexis Darling has been eliminated.We are down to LD, Stank, and Carter vs. Fire and Folz. Folz and Fire do rock paper scissors to see who goes in next, and Fire wins it. She immediatley springs into action, her anger over the last few days getting the better of her a bit. Stank is able to deflect most of it before lifting her up and into a Powerbomb. He stands over her, taunting her about disrespecting him. Fire writhes in pain a bit, and Stank tells her she's not worth his time, and goes to tag in Carter. Fire is getting to her feet, and Carter tries to put the boots to her but she pulls herself up by the ropes anyway. Carter whips her away from the ropes and basically dominates her with rope work for a few minutes. It's not clear if Fire knows where she is still after that powerbomb. Carter whips her around again, and this time Fire remembers she's in a match. She grabs Carter (who has conveniently bent down for her) and drops him with a messy but desperate DDT. Now it's Fire's turn and she hits the ropes and comes out with a legdrop. Carter is also in position now for a Firestomp, which Fire takes, and turns him around so she's directly facing Stank, and laughing as only a Quinn can laugh. She hits it and goes for a pin, one, two...NO!!!
Carter is not going to go down that easily. But he's kinda groggy too. Fire "helps" him up and then kicks him in the gut getting him into position and FIRESTORM! That should do it. And it does...one, two, THREE.
Christian Carter has been eliminated.Fire makes the International Come Get Some Sign to Stank, who merely smirks at her. This just enrages her further and she DEMANDS she get his ample ass into the ring. Stank responds with the International Go Fuck Yourself Sign, and as Fire is deciding whether she will go get him, LD decides it's his turn. The two square off, and exchange some technical wrestling awesomeness. Fire's a little gassed though, and a short-arm clothesline followed by a couple of chops takes the wind out of her. Davin will probably have her doing extra cardio this week. She makes it to her corner and tags in Folz who comes ready to go. He and LD then put on a similar technical wrestling clinic. Folz hits a couple of German Suplexes on LD, and LD considers tagging in Stank, but he is too busy jawing at Firewoman, who yells back (although again, both making sure to stay out of arm's reach of each other). Back in the ring, LD has hit a neckbreaker of Folz, who doesn't stay down, and is able to get up hit another suplex on LD, to give him time to get to the top turnbuckle, where he leaps for a Diving Head Butt. But, LD had it scouted so he rolls out of the way. He leaps onto Folz's back and locks in the STF.
Folz is pretty close to his corner though, and reaches out for Fire. Fire has stopped jawing with Stank long enough to notice, and tries to head back to her corner for the tag. She hops up onto the apron, and just as she goes to reach out, Stank pulls her off. LD maneuvers Folz back away from the ropes as Stank and Fire just give up and brawl, and despite Folz crying out for Fire to break it up, he ends up tapping.
Matt Folz has been eliminated.Stank had resumed his pummeling of Firewoman outside and rolls her half-conscious self back in, following her. He stands
her up and pushes her towards LD, and moves out of the way to allow LD Williams to hit the Canadian Destroyer. LD goes for the pin, one...two...THREE!
Firewoman has been eliminated. Your winners in 50:33, The Saints of Sinners (LD Williams, Stank, Christian Carter, & Moosehead JackStank and LD take a moment to celebrate in the ring over lifeless Fire and Folz (who is still there). Carter joins them, which doens't sit to well with Alexis and Danny. They come walking down but are hit from behind by Moosehead Jack. They recover enough to fight back, and Carter goes to brawl with them. LD and Stank leave to go help Moose and Carter, not that they need it. Carter and LD grab Alexis, and Moose and Stank grab Danny and throw them into the ring next to their downed teammates. Each member of the Saints goes to a ringpost and stands to the overhwelming boos from the crowds, looking down on their opponents as we fade to credits.
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