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Post by BookerShark on Jun 27, 2012 23:02:02 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Glendale, Arizona
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u] Ricky Soaring Eagle vs. JP Sparxx
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u] Phoenix Rising vs. Mai Muyo & Stan Fulton
Non-Title Match - Chris Evans Special Guest Referee[/u] LD Williams vs. Matt Folz
Winner Gets a Title Shot Next Week[/u] Stank vs. El Lobo Sangriento
Attitude Adjuster vs. Chris Evans Danny Taylor vs. Rabbit Mask The Flyin Hawaiians vs. Moosehead Jack & Ghosthead Clio vs. Zane Myers Chad Madison vs. Edra Justin Sane & Awesome Bill From Dawsonville vs. Comrade Sharkoff & Mystery
Card subject to Arizona trying to deport us all
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 27, 2012 23:02:28 GMT -5
*After their big win, Stan Fulton and Mai Muyo go back to their locker room. Mai's phone goes off*
MM: OHMIGOD HI! *she puts her hand over the phone* It's my brother, Stan and you-
SF: -I don't want to be around. You're right, partner. I'll just go grab something to eat.
MM: OK BYEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Stan shakes his head and leaves. As soon as he walks out the door, he is DRILLED with a metal pipe shot! And another! And another! And finally the big man goes down! The camera pulls back to reveal Ski Mask Guy, rolling Fulton over. He starts to paint "6.5" on Fulton's forehead in his blood...*
SMG: Nah...
*He paints a 7 on Fulton's forehead, before standing up, and dropping the blood-stained pole, making a distinctive *CLANG* noise*
SMG: Where is Ninja Camera Guy?
*An INC shakes up and down. Ski Mask Guy turns directly to it.*
SMG: Matt Folz? Chris "Lionheart" Evans? Ski Mask Guy - 7, you two - 0. Watch your backs. Be careful. Be very, very careful. Because you never know when Ski Mask Guy will strike. But I will strike. And you will pay. Because you have to pay. You have to pay for what you've done. You get what you deserve. That's the way it works.
*Ski Mask Guy looks to head toward the exit, but turns around first*
SMG: Booyah, Bitch.
*Ski Mask Guy goes out the door and into the night, never to be seen again*
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 27, 2012 23:02:46 GMT -5
(Wyatt, Edra, Clio, and Mary Lou (fresh back from WalMart with Wyatt's replacement Straight Talk cell phone) are backstage celebrating!)
Wyatt: You did it! You did it!
Edra & Clio: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mary Lou: This means what I think it means?
Edra & Clio: STILL. UN. DE. FREAKING. FEATED! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wyatt: This means a celebration tonight...I arranged this afternoon for Hank's Ice Cream to stay open until we get there.
Edra & Clio: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wyatt: This is...
(Wyatt is interrupted by Mary Lou wrapping her arms around him and engaging in a hard core liplock. The girls at first are stunned, then get that moon-struck look on their faces.)
Wyatt: ....um, I think I'll.....go...check the lineup...yeah, right back...
(Wyatt quickly leaves the room and Mary Lou sobs)
Mary Lou: He doesn't like me.
Edra: Yes he does, it's...it's like I told you, he's...uncomfortable.
Clio: He wouldn't have gone this far with you if he hadn't.
Mary Lou: But...but...
Edra: He's afraid that ...well … what happened to Beth … it might...
Clio: I think he's afraid of another bad ending.
Mary Lou: So what do I do?
Edra: Take it easy.
Clio: We'll talk to him. Shh...he's coming back..
(Wyatt returns eyeing the three suspiciously)
Wyatt: Everything OK in here?
(All three ladies talk at once, with variations of “Sure, no problem..” )
Wyatt: OK, look, we've spent a lot of time working you two together as a team. This week...you two get Texpress...
Edra & Clio: Really? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wyatt: HOLD ON. You get them. Separately. Edra gets Chad and Clio gets Zane.
Edra: Separately?
Clio: Not together?
The girls look like Wyatt stomped on their pet kitty
Wyatt: Girls, you knew this was going to happen. We'll have to work on singles more this week. Let's go see if Stan and Mai would like to go back to Ely with us...and for ice cream.
(Wyatt with Mary Lou on his arm and Clio and Edra walk toward Stan and Mai's locker room. They see a masked figure running by but don't think to stop him. As they turn the corner, they see Stan unconscious and bleeding.)
Wyatt: What the...
Edra: That guy..Clio...let's get him...
Wyatt: Mary Lou, you go get a medic.
Mary Lou: On it.
(Edra and Clio run off in pursuit of Ski Mask Guy while Mary Lou heads for help. Wyatt looks at Stan, checks that there's a pulse and he's breathing, then walks to the door of Mai's dressing room.)
Wyatt: Mai! Come here, it's Stan.
(Wyatt and Mai attend to Stan as they wait for the medics and we...)
FADE
[Edited on 6/28/2012 by wyattcox]
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 27, 2012 23:03:10 GMT -5
Fade back in as a pissed off Matt Folz comes into the scene and checks on Stan. As the EMT's come, Folz looks for a ninja cam.
MF: Hey, you ski masked cowardly motherfucker, you want a piece of me, I'm standing right here. Come here, look me in the eyes and see how much of a man you are. I'd be a hypocrite to complain about backstage attacks, but I never ONCE covered my face..... Show yourself asshole.
Folz composes himself just a tiny bit and looks at Wyatt, Cilo, Edra and Mai.
MF: I'm not proposing a stable or a long term alliance, I'm done with that shit. But Mai, you and Stan are friends of mine, or at least I'd like to think so. And Wyatt, you and your girls seem somewhat fond of Stan as well. I'm saying we team up and watch eachother's backs, temporarily, just enough to find this motherfucker and get revenge. Think about it and let me know.
Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 27, 2012 23:20:53 GMT -5
~~~ Hours after the show, Bridgette, Chad & Zane have arrived at Zane house in suburban San Antonio. They climb out of Zane's 1965 Mustang and head inside. ~~~
Zane: I love coming back here.
Bridgette: Me too hon.
Chad: I'm heading for my place. I'm Meeting....... I forget her name, but she'll be there soon.
Bridgette: Wait! be sure to be there at Methodist Children's Hospital at noon.
Chad: Noon?
Zane: We'll be there by 10.
Chad: Yeah, Noon works. Everyone else coming?
Bridgette: Yep. emailed all the details to Lucky and Vic. I got confirmation from Danny and Lobo and Lisa and LD.
Zane. I can't wait.
Chad: Me either. Partner, you realize what next week is?
Bridgette: July 4?
Zane: The birth of our great nation?
Chad: Close. Next Mayhem will be 5 years to the day since we made our OOWF debut.
Bridgette: Nice. too bad we cant do something special
Zane: Why not?
Bridgette: You're booked in singles matches against Power and Glory.
Chad: Oh joy.
Bridgette: No, Clio and Edra.
Chad: I KNOW their names.
Bridgette: Do you know which one is which?
Chad:...... No
Zane: At this point, does it really matter? It's singles, a) We'll be booked to lose and b) It's singles, who cares?
Bridgette: I can think of something you two CAN do to make it special
Chad: Oh?
~~~ Bridgette grabs her phone and places a call. ~~~
Bridgette: Hi Selena?....... Hon, its Bridgette. I know it's late........ Oh this won't be any bother at all....... Just have your office boy there make a teeny tiny change to this week's card........ No, nothing like that shug, just Chad and Zane aren't wrestling...... Relax, in their places have him fill in Phantos and Lucios...... 'night shug.
~~~ She hangs up and sits in Zane's lap ~~~
Zane: Brilliant. Smart, Sexy and...
Bridgette: All yours (they kiss)
Chad: Aaaaaaand that's my cue to leave. See you two at Noon!
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 1:17:16 GMT -5
Rabbit Mask sees the card posted on the door, then turns around to a reporter in his face.
R: Rabbit Mask, how do you plan on getting the better of Danny Taylor next week at MidWeek Mayhem?
RM: I'm going to drop him on his head a million times, then pin him. Watch the match we had a few weeks ago. It's going to be just like that, but with more head drops.
R: And how about tonight? You lost to the World Champion...
RM: Because I chose to.
R: You chose to lose a match for the...
RM: Yes, I chose to lose the match. If I'm winning the belt, I'm winning it on my terms. And not in Arizona. I just wanted to drop the guy on his head, to prove a point. That point being, you know, that I could drop him on his head. After that, I just waited for a way out, which he provided with the submission, and I thank him for.
R: But you went for the pin, and pretty determinedly.
RM: He's not the World Champion for no reason. He's not going down to one head drop, and I know that. Don't patronize me, I'm not oblivious. I was just putting together a match. You're aggravating me, I think we're done here.
Rabbit Mask pushes them out of the way and leaves as we fade.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 5:08:55 GMT -5
(Wyatt, Edra, Clio, and Mary Lou are in the hospital waiting area following Ski Mask Guy's attack on Stan. With them are Matt Folz and Jaime McAllister. Mai comes out to the waiting area. )
Mai: He's going to be fine. They just want to keep him overnight.
(A general sense of relief fills the room)
Wyatt: Thank God. Mai, will you and Stan be up to traveling tomorrow
Mai: Traveling? In your new plane?
Wyatt: I think if you and Stan are going to have a chance this week against the Darlings, your best shot at focused uninterrupted training would be at the compound.
Mai: I should talk with Stan first, but I know he's been missing you thr...er, four?
Wyatt: Oh, Mai, this is our newest employee, Mary Lou. She was an SFJ until....
Mary Lou: ...Wyatt saved me from an abusive environment.
(Mary Lou locks onto Wyatt's arm tightly and kisses him on the cheek. He looks somewhat uncomfortable but can't help but smile. Edra and Clio are also smiling.).
Wyatt: Anyway, Mary Lou, call around and see if you can find us a big suite tonight. Wait a minute. Doubletree at the Galleria. They have those secure rooms on the top floor. Get us four rooms.
Mary Lou: Four Rooms?
Wyatt: One for Matt and Jaime, one for Mai, one for the Girls, and...well, we'll work that out when we get there.
(Mary Lou blushes)
Wyatt: Also call over to Hank's Ice Cream. Apologize, tell him we got caught up in Medical, and have him send us a bill for the labor for staying open late. Oh, and let Mike know we're staying over and taking off tomorrow midday.
Mary Lou: On it. Dinner?
Wyatt: See wht the Doubletree can arrange. I think I can safely say we're all beat.
Mary Lou: Got it.
(Mary Lou steps out of the room to make the arrangements and Folz can't help smiling.)
Matt: Look at the old man with the young chicken.
Jaime: Now Matt...
Wyatt: She's exceptionally good at her job.
Matt: I'll bet....
Clio: Mr. Folz, it was Mary Lou that got the medics to stan quickly.
Edra: I just wish we'd have been that fast...
(The girls look saddened that they didn't catch the Ski Mask Guy)
Wyatt: Look Matt, I'm sure that Stan and Mai will be perfectly fine coming with us to Ely. We just have one problem. You.
Matt: Oh, I'm a problem now?
Jamie: Now, Matt.
Wyatt: Look Matt, let's examine this logically. Ski Mask Guy seems bent on making a statement. A statement against the old New Guard members, not me, not Power and Glory, but the New Guard. And it seems everyone gets hit once.
Matt: So far.
Wyatt: That just leaves two targets. You, and Cubby McTootsalot.
Matt: So far.
Wyatt: Right. So Stan and Mai are coming out not for protection, but for training for their title match this week. If you come out, we need to have an understanding.
Matt: Go on.
Wyatt: You can ride out with us...this week...use our facilities, hang out, relax, but I want you working with the ladies.
Matt: Now hold on...
Wyatt: Matt, you said it yourself. They're tag team wrestling machines. But they've never had to go one on one in a match with anyone. Plus...you're a mercenary. They need to learn a bit more cutthroat.
Matt: Sell out my secrets...
Wyatt: Not at all, Matt. Just some working out. I'll call Ali in the morning and have her come up from Las Vegas with some workers to help. Think of it as a working vacation. And remember, this guy hasn't just taken out wrestlers, but...associates...as well.
Matt: (Looks at Jaime, thinks a moment.)Point taken
Wyatt: And don't think I haven't forgotten about Toronto...
Matt: That was all Chris's idea
Wyatt: Just don't get any ideas about trying to finish the job. I may be old, but I'm not dead...
Matt: (smirking)You have my word, Jaime and I will be model citizens.
Wyatt: (smiling)Just be your typical asshole self and that will be fine.
Edra and Clio: Uncle Wyatt!
Wyatt: Sorry about that. While we wait for Mary Lou, shall we pray for Stan's recovery? Mai?
Mai: (smiling)I knew we missed you for a reason. Shall we pray?
Everyone kneels...even a reluctant Matt Folz and Jaime...as Mai offers a prayer of thanks and we...
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 16:11:23 GMT -5
<Awesome Bill is riding through the halls on Drunkey, Justin Sane is walking next to him>
JS: I don’t get it, we are good, but we keep losing matches
ABFD: Aww son, it ain’t whether you win or lose, so long as you come out victoriousener than hell!
JS: But we aren’t being victoriousener than hell, we are losing, we are getting beat
ABFD: BEAT! NOBODY BEATS AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE!
JS: Bill, think back real hard, you remember that time you beat Comrade Sharkoff…..
ABFD: Shark Dracula
JS: Shark Dracula in a match?
ABFD: <thinking really hard> uh……yeah
JS: Do you remember what the referee did after that match?
ABFD: Well, I saw that ol boy going into the bar what said something about chicken shows……
JS: No no……RIGHT after the match…….something to do with your arm…….
ABFD: <the lightbulb comes on> OH YEAH! That ol sumbitch raised my arm! Said I had done wonnified the match!
JS: Now, keep thinking really hard, has that happened since….
ABFD: Well…….the 500th show….
JS: That doesn’t count
ABFD: Where did ol Carl What From Fresno and that Pirate Ninja Transformer Slingblade Phil go? Them boys was funner than hell
JS: Focus Bill……has it happened since?
ABFD: Uh…….no, I reckon it ain’t happened since then, well hell, that ain’t worth a damn
JS: How are we going to get a title to put on the front of your rascal-pontoon-rascal if we don’t win matches?
<Drunkey brays>
ABFD: Oh sure, I SUPPOSE we could train harder. And I SUPPOSE we could learnify some new tag teamular moves. And I SUPPOSE I could stop drinking so much pine cone party likker, but NUH UH! THAT AIN’T THE WAY WE ROLL DRUNKEY!
JS: It’s not?
ABFD: Hell no! You let them ol boys know that Awesome Bill and Justin Sane is done not getting they arms raised in victoritude. Who we face this week, Your Muyo and NASCAR Stan? Hercules and Glory? Them Hawaiians What Can Fly? Phernix Risin’? Teximexpressicans? HELL BRING EM ALL ON!
JS: Well no, none of them this week
ABFD: Then who?
JS: Comrade….
ABFD: Shark Dracula
JS: <sighing> Shark Dracula and a mystery man
ABFD: MYSTERY?
Drunkey: EEEE-YA
ABFD: What if that ol boy is INVISIBLE! That sumbitch could be here right now! OH HELL NAW!
<with that, Bill begins swinging Happy Bubble Bat wildly through the hall, while Justin pulls off several karate moves on the air that he learned from the ancient master…….ok he watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers this morning. Drunkey bucks and kicks the air randomly as well. After several minutes of this, all three are panting hard and exhausted>
ABFD: You think we got him?
JS: I think so! No way does he make it to the match on Wednesday!
Drunkey: EEEEEE-YA
ABFD: That’s a damn fine idea Drunkey, let’s go find us a party store!
<Bill and Justin saddle up on Drunkey and ride off, the camera pulls back and we see Comrade Sharkoff standing there with Mila Kunis and a masked man>
MK: They cannot be that stupid!
CS: Stupid pigdog Americans! So stupid we can’t even attack them and make them more stupid!
MK: We’ll get them later, maybe WE should go to the party store as well!
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 16:12:22 GMT -5
Firewoman is sitting in the Darling Luxury Suites. Pouting. The INC is hiding behind the door, TNA-style. Alexander comes in.
AD: Why aren't you ready to go?
FW: Go where?
AD: Methodist Children's Hospital. You promised, Chad.
FW: Oh...I don't feel like going.
AD: What? Why?
Alexander moves around to sit next to her on the sofa. The TNA-INC moves around a bit to try and get them both into frame, but stay hidden. We can see Alex's face, but Fire's back is to the camera, and she's half blocked by the door. The camera scrolls around to show Moosehead Jack's latest vicious, unprovoked, and unfounded attack on his sister. Alex looks around and sees it to, and turns it off.
AD: Don't let him get to you.
FW: Why don't I remember it, Alex? I keep trying...Dr. Freedman was working on ... well, he knew it was something big, and now that we know what it is....why can't I--
AD: Gee, I don't know...tragic accident that directly led to years of physical, emotional, and yeah, I'll say it, sexual abuse? Why wouldn't you want to remember that?
FW: But now I know...so....
AD: Just...give it time. Okay? Let's go...
FW: I dunno...sometimes I just wanna give it up, you know?
AD: The therapy?
FW: Yeah...doesn't feel like it's doing good ...then like the other day...with Noelani. A year ago...hell, maybe even a month ago, I would have left her a bloody pulp on the floor.
AD: And what do you think about that?
FW: Heh...you sound like Dr. Freedman.
AD: That's not nice.
FW: To be honest? I don't know what to think. Sometimes I think yeah, this is great...this who I really am...the other times I think Moose is right, and I'm just pretending.
AD: So why keep going?
FW: Well...at first I was just doing it because ...I thought it's what you wanted.
AD: Lis....When we agreed to stick with this...I meant what I said. Whoever you are at any given moment, I don't care. And that was before the therapy, remember?
FW: Right, so I believe you...now....and I'm not sticking with it for you. Moose is wrong. I'm doing it for me.
Alex leans forward and we can't really see anything because the camera moves to hide itself. Then we're back and they're where they were before.
AD: Okay, so get going. We have to go to a hospital.
FW: We? You don't do these.
AD: Well, I do now because Alexis is making me.
FW: Oh...
*Fire looks down a bit.*
AD: Aaaaaand because Chad says he has a surprise for you, and no way am I not coming along to supervise THAT.
FW: Yeah? A surprise? What is it?
AD: Defeats the purpose if I tell you ahead of time.
FW: Wait, so you know?
AD: Yep.
Alex gets up and walks away. Fire watches him walk, mouth open, and then gets up to follow him. They're out of sight of the camera but we here lots of laughing and joking as Fire apparently tries to get Alex to tell her and he holds out. They come back into view with a few bags packed, probably of Phoenix Rising merchandise.
AD: Hey, did you hear? Stan Fulton says we're getting a divorce.
FW: We are? But I don't have a thing to wear!
AD: What does one wear to a divorce?
We don't hear the answer, as Fire and Alex go down the hallway and around the corner, and the TNA-INC fades.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 23:51:38 GMT -5
We come up in the Destroyatorium and see Dynamite Danny Taylor sitting at a table. Ashley stands across from him shining a pen light into his eyes. She moves it back and forth for a bit before cutting it off.
Ashley: Looks like you don't have any lasting effects, but getting misted two weeks in a row isn't healthy.
Danny nods in agreement, and Ashley starts to pour him a drink. Vic enters the room at this point and heads towards them, he stops at a trashcan and dumps the "gifts" from Wyatt into em. He takes a seat next to Danny.
DVD: How are the eyes?
Danny gives the thumbs up.
DVD: Good, cause you have Rabbit again this week, and he seems intent on dropping you on your head....a lot.
Danny let's out a sigh.
DVD: Yeah, I know, I keep hoping we get lined up with a face feud based on respect for a bit as well, but I guess we just play the victim role to well.
At this point, Kayfabe runs into the room and grabs Wyatts "gifts" out of the trashcan. She then stuns Vic and punches him in the gut before giving him the stinkeye and leaving.
DVD: I deserved that.
Danny nods in agreement. Vic recovers and continues his conversation.
DVD: Seriously, Rabbit has become rather dangerous, and after him is another dangerous man in Ricky Soaring Eagle. The path back to the IC title is not going to be easy.
Danny nods, then finds the Inc. He stares directly into it, and makes bunny ears. Then he does the throat cutting motion and mouths the word Boom.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 23:52:07 GMT -5
(It's Thursday evening and everyone's getting settled in to their quarters in the American Sunrise complex in East Ely, Nevada. Edra and Clio are going through their daily workout routine. Stan and Mai are settling down in their newly remodeled adjoining suites, Jaime is getting settled in to her and Matt's suite, and Matt is getting the deluxe tour of the complex. The INC catches up with them as they leave the medical area.)
Matt: I can't believe it. You built all this, based on a dream?
Wyatt: We were on the edge of a breakthrough with Beth. Every challenge I threw at her, she blew through. The way she manhandled Dump Matsumoto, demolishing Vince's Glamour Girls in a handicap match, if that night hadn't happened...you would see a radically different look to women's wrestling today.
Matt: And it was your training...
Wyatt: Have you looked at that new DVD I put together?
Matt: Haven't had time.
Wyatt: It's in your room. Check it out. Dinner menu is in your room. You can join us in the big room or stay in. Just let Clancey know. We start training in the morning at 8am. Bring sweats and ring gear.
Matt: Will do. And thanks.
Wyatt: Thank YOU. I'm trusting Stan on this one. Don't let him down.
Matt: Good night.
(Wyatt and Matt shake hands. Wyatt turns to head up to the offices, and Matt walks toward the suite, hesitates, and knocks on the door of Stan's suite. )
Stan: Come in.
Matt: You busy?
Stan: Nope, just reading Wyatt's notes from our last few matches.
Matt: Is this guy for real?
Stan: All I can tell you is that the few sessions Mai and I had with him, he moved us from a marginal team to a full contender.
Matt: But this complex, the girls, the religion...
Stan: Wyatt believes that to succeed, you need to believe, to have faith in something. He believes that his Beth and Edra and Clio's mom are behind them, supporting them daily. They don't take anything for granted. They give thanks for everything.
Matt: And you?
Stan: All I know is I was ready to hang it up, and all at once, I felt these people calling me back, wanting me to stay. I felt strong, and the light....faded...and I was there in the hospital with Mai.
Matt: (Skeptical) OK, then.
Stan: Give it a chance, Matt. You still have faith in Aaron Rodgers, don't you?
Matt: Point taken. You gong down for dinner?
Stan: No, I think Mai and I are going to just spend some time together tonight.
Matt: Yeah, I think Jaime and I will stay in as well. See you in the morning.
Stan: Eight o'clock. Wouldn't miss it. The climb is tough, but beautiful.
Matt: Climb?
Stan: Out the front door and up the side of the mountain. It's still chilly out there at 8, but by 9 it warms up nicely.
Matt: Strange.
Stan: Not as strange as the girls. They're up at 5 and climb all the way to the top of the mountain. To talk to their mom.
Matt: Wow. I wonder...
Stan: I know. Later.
(Matt leaves the suite and heads down to his suite. He enters to see Jaime dressed for dinner.)
Matt: Wow! You look...wow.
Jaime: Thanks. Get dressed, dinner is served in 15 minutes.
Matt: But I thought...we could stay in.
Jaime: After getting a look at that dining room, I wouldn't miss this opportunity for the world. Now scoot.
Matt: I'm beginning to regret this....
Matt heads for the closet and pulls out a dinner suit as we...
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 28, 2012 23:52:31 GMT -5
Ski mask Guy, I don't know who the hell you are trying to intimidate, but it sure as fuck ain't me. Did you see what I did to Crowing this past week? I spent the night in jail as a result of that beating, and I'm more than willing to do time once again if you want to test my patience.
You're not LD Williams, and neither is Alan. Now apparantly, our esteemed General Manager wasn't satisfied with what I did to Crowing. Well rest assured, there's a lot more where that came from. Now you can either do three things: one, you can strip LD Williams of the title and hand it to me. Two, you can place LD and myself in a steel cage so I can take my time in picking him apart and take the belt that way. Or three...
*the camera pans downware to see Johnny Adreneline, who has been bound by his ankles*
You can sit back and enjoy the ride.
Evans grabs a chair.
Cause until I get what I want, *raises the chair above his head* there ain't no getting off of this train that I'm on.
*Evans smashes the chair down upon Johnny's skull and back repeatedly. After a few strikes, the OOWF security restrain Evans, who ends up taking down a few of the guards in the process.
E *while being carried away*: This isn't over, LD! This game of ours is just getting started!!!
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 29, 2012 7:28:28 GMT -5
Ricky is walking backstage, dragging the Intercontinental Title behind him.
"I should be satisfied. I did what I said I would do. I beat Usagi and the Mute and won the Inercontinental Title.
I am not satisfied. I crave more bloodshed, more destruction.
And that's what I will have."
Ricky bursts through a lockerroom door and attacks the person inside, as the camera catches up, Ricky has already bloodied J-P Sparxx with the tire iron. Jewel grabs his arm, but gets thrown through the wall for her troubles. Ricky returns to beating Sparx with the tire iron, raining down blow after blow to the head. Ricky sends him head first into a metal locker, then picks him up and tosses him into the concrete partition near the showers. Ricky kicks J-P a couple more times and then sits him up. Ricky swings the tire iron like a golf club and it makes a sickening thud as it strikes the side of Sparxx head one last time.
Ricky walks out calmly and addresses the camera.
"I said I wanted this title because of the leverage it gave me to inflict pain. That was just the previews. The main attraction is still to come. And it only gets worse from here. Save you asses now and run away or FEEL MY PAIN!"
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 29, 2012 16:25:15 GMT -5
Firewoman, Chad, Zane, Lucky, Alexis, LD, and... a few others, I can't remember who all, are at the San Antonio Methodist Children's hospital, handing out OOWF merchandise, posing for pictures, and in general doing all that good P.R. stuff. Bridgette and Alexander are kind of hanging back.
B: So, why don't you do this stuff?
AD: Because I'm a entitled elitist douche?
B: No way, sug'...you play that...but I see you with your family and with Fire there...
AD: I guess it just doesn't feel like my thing. I don't think I'm the right person to do stuff like this.
Bridgette nods, somewhat instinctively, and puts a gentle hand on his shoulder.
B: Well...I think you are. Where's her surprise?
AD: Should be here any second.
The camera goes back over to where the other wrestlers are. Firewoman looks anxiously through her bag, as she's apparently out of glittery sparkly head bands to give out.
FW: Dammit!
CM: Whoa there....there's kids around.
FW: Right...sorry.....
Voice: I have some more for you, Fire.
FW: *without turning around* Thanks.
She tries to grab the bag, but it's pulled just out of her reach. Fire notices everyone kind of stopping to look so she turns around to see...
FW: Stephanie?
SA: Hey there!
LDW: Who is that?
L: Stephanie Angelos...runaway teen from Covenant House. Fire met her around Christmas time.
LDW: Oh yeah...It's a Wonderful Miracle on a Christmas Carol Life or something?
L: That.
FW: Hi! What are you doing here?
SA: Summer Internship program! Covenant House has 'em for teens who are staying out of trouble, and we can get school credit and stuff.
FW: *looking over at Chad and Zane, who are smiling* Ah, so this was my surprise!
SA: Yep! I got an internship with OOWF! Most of it will be in the offices in Dayton, but I got special permission to come out to this, just to say hi.
The teen gives Fire a hug, and Fire somewhat awkwardly-but-then-not hugs back.
SA: I think I want to go into the wrestling business too!
FW: Oh, Steph...I don't think that's a good idea, really...it hurts a lot sometimes and--
SA: No no, not in the ring. I wanna be a promoter, a commissioner....behind the scenes. I like the business part. You can keep getting dropped on your head. Maybe after college I can be your manager!
FW: College?
SA: Yeah! I've been set up with a scholarship and everything!
A voice calls out that LD needs more mechandise, so Stephanie gives Fire another hug and gets back to work. Fire is obviously touched by this and turns toward Chad and Zane.
FW: You guys are....just.....I don't know what to say!
CM: Wow! We made her speechless! Look!
ZM: We can only take part of the credit. We organized this visit, but the trip down here from Dayton, the internship, and the scholarship came from somewhere else.
FW: Where?
Chad points behind her, and she turns around to see Alexander and Alexis smiling. Alexis points to Alexander and mouths "all his idea". Fire starts to walk up to them, but then Stephanie returns with...SPARKLERS!
SA: Hey, thought you might like these!
FW: Oh, HELL yeah!
ZM: LANGUAGE!!!!
Fire starts to light them.
SA: Wait!!!
FW: What?
SA: We should take them outside. Or at least away from the oxygen tanks.
FW: .........oh. Right.
Firewoman shoots Alexander a look that suggests she will thank him appropriately later, and she, Stephanie, some nurses, and some children that are allowed, head to a safe area.
AD: Well, THAT was close.
LD: Yes, brother dear. I can see it now. "Hospital exploded by wrestling charity event."
B: That was a nice thing you did, sug'. I think maybe you are EXACTLY the right person for this stuff.
Bridgette pats his arm again, and he kind of nods. He then goes out to join the fireworks.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 29, 2012 20:54:16 GMT -5
<we cut to the back and go old school, Moose is sitting under a single bulb in a darkened room. He is sitting behind a table, on the table, a Jenga game is stacked up. Moose slowly pulls a piece from the pile and sets it on the table. He keeps doing this while he speaks>
A reputation is something very carefully constructed. Piece by piece it is built over the years. Who you are, how you are seen, all depends on how you have constructed your life.
What appears to be solid…….
<Moose pulls one more piece and the whole thing falls over>
……can easily be undone and fall apart
<Moose clears the table with a sweep of his arm and snarls at the camera>
Isn’t that fucking cute? Lisa Quinn is playing good guy. Lisa Quinn wants people to believe she has changed. Lisa Quinn is a goddamn liar.
>Moose flips the table over, then picks it up and throws it against the wall, shattering it, Moose falls to his knees in mock prayer>
Lord FORGIVE me! I am a changed person! Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give me this day my daily meds, and let me forget my transgressions, as I forgive those who have done evil against me, lead me not into temptation, They don’t want me do evil.
<Moose slowly looks up at the camera, a sneer on his face>
Lisa, you are a fucking fraud. There is no such thing as repentance. You are born into sin, there is no changing. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist. Lisa, you are trying the same thing. Tricking people into thinking you have changed. It’s all fake. It’s all a fucking illusion. No matter how many fucking hospitals you visit, no matter how many wayward teens you throw money at, no matter how much you and your douchebag husband kiss up to the idiot fans, you are still a Quinn, and you can NEVER fucking change that.
I won’t go away Lisa. I will never fucking go away. Not until I prove to the world that you have spent two years living a lie. All the therapy in the world, all the medication in the world will never change what you are, a pretentious fucking diva. It’s your way, or else you throw a fucking fit. <in a mocking voice> Oh, I don’t WANT to do interviews with the SFJ’s. Oh I am going to show up to my brother’s grave in a fucking LIMO. Oh, I have to have a whole goddamn SUITE to myself. Oh, I am going to pretend I don’t fucking REMEMBER anything so people pay attention to ME. ME! ME! ME! ME!
It’s always about you, isn’t it Lisa. Well, you are going to love your future then, because when I get done with you, all people are going to be talking about is how fucking hard Lisa Quinn fell.
That, is the truth. Trust me
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 30, 2012 5:21:37 GMT -5
(It's Friday afternoon and the final workou sessions of the day in the American Sunrise complex in East Ely, Nevada. Edra and Clio are in one-on-one sessions with Matt Folz and Ali working on single moves as Wyatt supervises, while Stan and Mai are just finishing a concentration drill session and heading for the weight area.)
Wyatt: MATT! Come here...
(Wyatt and Matt confer for a second, and Folz smiles.)
Matt: You're sure? OK...
(Matt and Clio lock up, Clio grabs a headlock and starts to hip toss Matt. But he blocks it and throws her into the ropes. Folz goes for a clothesline, but Clio ducks it and comes off the ropes with a Thesz Press...which Folz rolls through and grabs the tights. Wyatt counts.)
Wyatt: One, Two, Three.
Edra: (Looking over) Ha Ha!
Edra promptly eats a clothes line from Ali and gets small packaged by Ali with her feet on the ropes. Wyatt counts.)
Wyatt: One, Two, Three.
Clio: (Looking over) Ha Ha yourself!
Wyatt: OK, ladies, remember, your opponent is going to do anything to get the pin. Anything. Understand?
Edra & Clio: Yes, Uncle Wyatt.
Wyatt: Clio, you've got to stay three steps ahead of your opponent. What are you supposed to do when someone rolls like that?
Clio: Keep rolling until you're on top or out of the ring.
Wyatt: Edra, what should you hve done?
Edra: Grabbed the ropes, I know....
Wyatt: Look, you know what you have to do. But you can't count on your partner. Now it's all on you. Your focus changes now. One on one at all times. Stay sharp, go for the kill. No time outs...
Ali: Take it easy, they're still new at this..
Matt: Look, they took four of the best in the OOWF last week to the limit in a Texas Tornado match and won. The shelf life on that excuse is coming up fast.
Ali: They've only been in this less than three months.
Matt: And they're performing already at a level far beyond that. Let go of the excuses and make them work!
(Matt and Ali are nose to nose in the ring, and Edra and Clio slip up behind each of them and grab a bridge suplex as Wyatt counts.)
Wyatt: One, Two, Three.
Matt: Hey!
Ali: What was that?
Wyatt: Being ready at all times. Right?
(Ali and Matt just shake their heads)
Wyatt: OK, let's give Stan and Mai some ring time, Ladies, you up for some tape time with Matt and Ali?
Edra: Can we promo?
Wyatt: Promo? You sure?
Clio: Yes, we're ready.
Wyatt: Ali, would you do the honors?
Ali: Sure.
Edra: Just a minute.
(Edra and Clio dash off to an adjacent closet and come out dressed in war bonnets.)
Wyatt: What's this?
Clio: You know. Cowboys. Indians.
Wyatt: Change of plans. You're not facing the Texicans. You're facing the Mexicans. Phantos and Lucios.
Edra: What, we're facing different people.
Wyatt: No, Phantos and Lucios were characters they played when they first came into the OOWF.
Clio: ...and they say WE'RE crazy...OK, hold on.
(Edra and Clio dash off to an adjacent closet and come out dressed in SWAT Outfits.)
Wyatt: Oh, my sweet Lord. Tell me they're not...OK, go for it Ali.
Ali: This Wednesday night, Midweek Mayhem, 8pm Eastern time, the return of Phantos and Lucios to the OOWF in Singles Competition as they face Power and Glory.
Edra: That's Power and Glory, the new Border Patrol. We haven't seen any green cards from these two fools, so they better have them or they're getting sent back to Mexico and CMLL.
Clio: You think we're just a couple of pretty faces. Well get this. Separately or together, we'll tie you up, hand cuff you, and put your lights out...permanently. Then we'll send you back....
Edra & Clio: (singing) South of the Border, Down Mexico Way....
Matt: Ladies, do you mind for a minute if I interrupt, this week I've got the match I've been waiting for...I face LD Williams in a non-title match. But our General Manager Selena decided to put Chris Evans in as special referee. Well Chris, provided your out of jail, AGAIN, stay out of my way and count the pinfall, because I'm going to win. And if you get in my way, remember there are a whole lot of chairs there...Cubby.
Ali: Wednesday Night Matt Folz faces world champion LD Williams in a non-title match, and Power and Glory face Phantos and Lucios in Singles matches. 8Pm Eastern Time, Midwek Mayhem, check local listings for the station in your area.
Wyatt: Lord, I hope LULAC doesn't watch this...
(Everyone exits the ring and heads for the tape room as we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 30, 2012 5:22:02 GMT -5
Rabbit Mask is in his locker room, having just watched Danny and Vic's one-sided conversation on OOWF-TV.
RM: I don't think you're fully understanding just who I am. I'd have thought that your lack of output in speech would've heightened your level of understanding the input of my actions. You look me in the eyes and attempt to threaten me, but you're not a threat to me. And forcing yourself to believe in yourself when you're about to compete with myself, will only land you further down the rabbit hole after I drop you on your head and shatter those false beliefs, along with your C4 vertebrae, the only "boom" you'll be creating. I've left you unconscious in the ring twice, and being of the caliber I am, knowing the skill I possess and by comparison the skill you've never even began to develop, the third time will be a charm. Against me, against the best wrestler in the fucking world, your actions have just as much sting as your words. I'd actually pity you if my desire to break your skull in half was any more containable. But it's not, and this Wednesday, it's being unleashed.
Fade.
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 30, 2012 5:22:30 GMT -5
~~~ Bridgette sits at her laptop ~~~ Bridgette: Now, I wasn't around at the time, but according to OOWFWrestling.com Phantos & Lucios never pretended to be from Mexico. Their gimmick was at first Americans who wore the masks to mock the lucha traditions, but soon were being cheered for their ringwork and decided to keep the masks to honor the tradition instead. Now, I'm sure Wyatt wanted an excuse to sing in public, you girls were just trying to be funny and make your little point that you are serious competitors and shouldn't be overlooked. Now the fact of the matter is, I usually remind folks when they meet the boys in singles competition to not overlook Them and dismiss them as tag team specialists. Each of my guys has held singles gold without ever really trying to hard at it, and each has beaten multiple former World Champions. With all that said, if you seriously think Phantos & Lucios are going to overlook Anyone they step in the ring with, you have been led astray. Every opponent of theirs is taken seriously. Studied, analyzed, intensely prepared for. That's how they have become the most decorated tag team in the history of this company. And on July 4, 5 years to the day from their OOWF debut, and Live! from Glendale, Arizona (Cheap Pop) Phantos & Lucios will take a detour from their quest for 100 wins and their pursuit of Tag Team Championship number 9 to take two talented but green rookies on in singles matches and find out if they Measure Up~~~ She closes her laptop as we fade ~~~
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Post by BookerShark on Jun 30, 2012 9:00:34 GMT -5
(It's well before dawn when Wyatt Cox makes his way to his office in the American Sunrise complex in East Ely, Nevada. He browses the news websites and then checks in to oowfwrestling.com and sees comments left by Zane's lovely Bridgette. He knows he should just ignore them, but you know Wyatt by now...
Dear Bridgette:
One of the problems when dealing with ladies like Power and Glory is that they don't always understand the meanings. Of course there was more of the history to Phantos and Lucios than I explained. And heavens, no, I don't sing in public. But the girls do, and pretty well, if I do say so myself.
I understand your pride in Chad and Zane and their abilities in both tag team and singles competition. They are, without a doubt, two of the toughest competitors in the tag team ranks, and could hold most any title in the OOWF individually if they desired.
Now, please understand my situation. Two girls -- no, ladies (because anyone who raises children know that no matter how old they get, they're still your boys and girls) who have fought from day one...being born weeks early due to the tragic circumstances of that day 24 years ago today, to being raised with no father, just a young, frail mother and a friend who felt he had to provide for the family of those who killed his love, to fighting to excel in school and sport, to the death of their mother at such an early age, to the tragedy of assault and the stigma of fighting against and seriously injuring the assailant, to graduating near the top of their classes in undergraduate school, to putting all that on hold to pursue a dream of redeeming their family name.
Every week they've faced a new challenge, and every week so far they've come out on top. To be honest, I don't know how they will handle loss. But I do know they've handled it in the past, and will be much more gracious in defeat than a certain married person with a predisposition to trashing locker rooms...
I pledge to you on behalf of the girls an honest, hard fought match, and when the bell rings, a handshake and graciousness on their parts.
Oh, by the way, Remember one thing when you use the term green. It's not derogatory. It means their talent and skill set is still growing. Think they're not ready? Ask Matt Folz...Stank...Sparxx...they all fell last week to the "green rookies". And oh yeah, have Chad ask Ms Darling about their tenacity and toughness in the ring...that is, if the uber-jealous Alex will let him get a word in edgewise....
All The best,
Wyatt
(Wyatt hits the post reply button, closes the browser window, and heads for the great room to prepare for today's festivities as we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 1, 2012 13:20:01 GMT -5
IC: Cut to the American Sunrise complex. Jaime McAllister watching as Edra and Cilo come bouncing into the room full of energy.
E and C: Hi Ms McAllister.
They go zooming past as we see Matt Folz coming into the room a full minute behind, panting and covered in sweat.
JM (Smiling): Fun workout hon?
MF: Those girls are unbelievable.
JM: Oh?
MF: Even on their birthday they insisted on a workout. I intended on just a light one, just showing them a few moves. But then they wanted to know every possible way and every possible position from which you could perform it, then every single counter, then every possible counter to the counters. I admire their work ethic, but they're impatient, want to know EVERYTHING right now. It's exhausting.
JM: You look beat hon, how bout we go back to our room and I give you one of my patented massages.
MF (Smiling): Does sound tempting. Hold that thought til after the meeting, think we'll have some time to kill before the party.
Jaime smiles and follows Folz into a meeting room. Wyatt, Cilo, Edra, Mary Lou, Stan and Mai already sitting.
E: Uncle Wyatt, do you think we'll have enough time for another workout before our party? Just a quick one like this morning?
Folz groans as Mai, Stan and Jaime share smiles.
WC (Reading Folz's face): I think that's enough for today, don't want you over training before your matches. Right now Matt has something he wants to talk about.
MF: I just wanted to brainstorm, see who we think this guy in the skimask is.
C: Well, duh, isn't it obvious? He's using Darling's catchphrase.
SF: As much as we don't like him, we can at least agree that he wouldn't be stupid enough to be that obvious. Plus we never went after him or his wife...
MF: Despite the strenuous pleas of some of us.
SF: Right, so it's clearly not him. So who? Outback Jack?
MM: Doubtful, if he wasn't healthy enough to appear at the 500th show,I doubt he's been running around attacking us. Davin Moreland? You did end his career.
MF: I thought about that, but the man's ego wouldn't fit into the fucking Grand Canyon. If he were the one attacking us, after each one, he'd cut a 6 hour egocentric promo bragging about how smart he was. No way he wears a ski mask and dosen't let everyone know what he was doing. There has to be someone we're not thinking about.
Folz looks up and glares as he sees Moosehead Jack entering the room.
MHJ: Well, well, well. Look at little Matty Folz fighting for truth, justice and the American way. So heartwarming, it's like a damn Disney movie.
MF: What the hell are you doing here?
MHJ: I wanted to wish the girls a happy birthday. And I want to help, I want to be a good person. (Laughing)
Folz quickly springs out of his chair and pushes Moose against the wall.
MHJ: Temper, temper Matty. We're on the same side here.
MF: You and I have never been on the same side of anything, you sociopathic jackass. I'm not entirely convinced you're not the one we're looking for. You wouldn't need a reason to hide behind a mask and attack people, now would you Ket?
MHJ: You always had more balls than brains didn't you? You make an accusation like that against me again without proof, boy, and I do have a new bat that I'd love to try out on your skull.
MF: You swing that thing at me even once, and the next time you try it'll be from a wheelchair. Give me a reason to make an example of you, I'm begging you.
MHJ: Not quite turning over a new leaf huh? What would those two girls you're training think about you attacking me right now.
MF: People don't turn over new leaves. Like you said last night, people don't change who they are. I'm training them as a means to an end. I'm helping them as long as they're useful to me. Once we're done here, if I have to kick one of their heads into the 54th row in order to win a match, I'll do it. At least I'm being upfront and honest about it. What I'm trying to figure out is what your play is here. You don't give a damn about Wyatt or these girls and everyone in this room knows it. So what's the plan? Use them as pawns against your sister in episode 9 million of As The Quinns Turn?
WC: That's enough. Mr Quinn is an invited guest here, just the same as you Mr Folz, and I won't have this on Edra and Cilo's birthday. I suggest we all take a moment to cool off and then get ready for the party.
MF: Whatever, just keep him the fuck away from me.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 1, 2012 13:20:26 GMT -5
(The scene is the Great Room of the Amrican Sunrise complex in East Ely, Nevada. It's a very busy scene as not only are Matt, Jaime, Stan, and Mai on hand, but a number of young ladies who are apparently personal friends of the girls and a few older people who are no doubt long time acquaintances of Wyatt. As a group, Wyatt, Edra, Clio, and Mary Lou enter the room. They move to the front of the room where a dais has been set up. Wyatt moves forward to speak first.)
Wyatt: Birthdays are usually a day of celebration, of joy and parties. This day, for myself, for the three of us, has always been a day of Thanksgiving. For although today we celebrate the most joyous events of 24 years ago today, the birth of Edra and Clio to their late mother...who also left us on this day six years ago today, it was this date 24 years ago that the love of my life and the best friend of Edra and Clio's mother was taken from us in a senseless act inside a wrestling ring. Before we begin the joyous part of today's celebration, I would ask you all to take a moment of reflection while Edra, Clio, and I give thanks for the years we all enjoyed with Martha Neal, and Beth Banner.
(The room is silent as Wyatt, Edra, and Clio step back and share a tight embrace and quietly give thanks. Wyatt wipes some tears from his eyes as he steps back to the dais.)
Wyatt: The sad aspects of this day, though not totally eliminated, have been made much more joyous the past 24 years by the birth of these two. I initially took on the role of surrogate father to these two girls as an act of kindness...no, as something to keep my minds off the death of Beth and their aunt and uncle. Some will say that I spoiled them, but the fact of the matter is that apart from one person to help their mother keep house, they led a simple, middle-class life. As much as my career took me away from them, I was there no less than every weekend, and I made sure that every birthday, every special occasion, I was there with them in our small hometown of Emporia. After their mom passed away, I stayed with them in Emporia until they graduated and moved to Lawrence to complete their undergraduate degrees. No, nothing in their lives has been easy, but I tried to keep most of the complications out of it. For eighteen years I kept professional wrestling out of their lives entirely. For six years I fought to keep them out of professional wrestling. Now, twenty four years later, the three of us are in this together. The stars aligned, and the time was right. I want to thank our OOWF friends who are here today for taking them under their wings and feeding their drives and desires to succeed...to redeem the Neal name. For what they have done in life, and for what they have done in that wrestling ring, I could be no prouder of them than if I was their own father.
(Edra and Clio share a warm smile as they tear up as well.)
Wyatt: Now let's hear from our guests of honor, first the oldest...by three minutes...Edra!
(Everyone claps and whistles as Edra comes forward.)
Edra: I love this day. Not because of the cake and the ice cream and the presents, but because it is a day of celebration. Because out of the tragedy...came a joy and a love that I would never have known. Had it not been for the tragedies that have taken place on this day, I wouldn't be here, with my sister and Uncle Wyatt. The chances for a single teenage mom in 1983 weren't good, and had Beth's death that night not ended the war between the Neals and Beth and Uncle Wyatt, we would have probably ended up in foster care, an orphanage, split up....Uncle Wyatt fought to keep us together, to keep us as a family. We are so fortunate to have Uncle Wyatt in our lives. Thank you all for coming today to help celebrate our lives..and our beloveds. And now, my partner in crime for these past twenty-four years, my loving sister Clio.
(More claps and whistles as Clio comes forward.)
Clio: Being second to her is just as hard today as it always has been. Following her is just impossible. But I do want to add one more thing. The chances in 1983 for a single teenage mom were so much worse than today. The chances for a single teenage mom who had a bad heart were...well, slim to none. But we enjoyed..no, we relished the seventeen years we had with Mom. She taught us so well...to live life to it's fullest. And that we have thanks to our Uncle Wyatt. I think today he fully understood why we wanted to do this, to become wrestlers. To thank him for what he did for us...what he gave up for us. He has given so much for us, it is the least we can do for him. We wrestle to honor Uncle Wyatt, our family name, and to honor Mom and Beth. And we give thanks to God every day for our many blessings. We're so proud to count each and every one of you as a part of those blessings. Thank you all for coming.
(Everyone cheers and claps.)
Wyatt: OK, everyone,.here comes the food...and the cake!
(A large cake is wheeled out with two slices taken out from the corner as food is brought out and placed on the side tables.)
Wyatt: Ladies, take your cake and have the first bite as we all sing:
(everyone sings)
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, Edra and Clio Happy Birthday to you!
)Edra and Clio go up to Wyatt and hold him from each side.)
Edra: Uncle Wyatt, we have a surprise for you.
Clio: Mai wanted me to ask you if you ever heard of someone named Jim Cornette.
Wyatt: Yes, Jim...no, you wouldn't...
Edra & Clio: Oh yes we would...
(Edra and Clio smash the pieces of cake into Wyatt's face to everyone's amusement, especially Stan and Mai.)
Edra & Clio: Everyone eat! Enjoy!
(Wyatt leaves the room with Mary Lou to get cleaned up and we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 1, 2012 13:21:14 GMT -5
<Moose walks into the Great Room in East Ely carrying a big wrapped box. Clio and Edra walk up to him>
C&E: Mr. Moose
MHJ: Girls
C&E: Is this for us?
MHJ: It is. Go ahead and open it.
<the girls can barely contain their excitement, they take the top off the box and see that it is........empty. They both look at Moose with disappointment in their eyes>
MHJ: Not what you were expecting, is it?
Girls: No
MHJ: Life doesn't owe you a thing. You expected something and you were disappointed. When you expect something, and get nothing, that is disappointment. When you expect nothing, and get it all, that is destiny.
<the Girls take this in and just silently nod>
MHJ: I didn't come empty handed though. <Moose hands them each a disc> Go have your fun, enjoy yourself, but when things die down, I want you both to watch this
C&E: What is it?
MHJ: It's the history of the Moose/Alex feud. I want you to see how it REALLY started, and I want you to see what hate can do for you. Now go enjoy your party
<The girls turn and head back to the party, Moose watches them go, then smirks and walks away as we fade to black>
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 1, 2012 13:28:00 GMT -5
(The birthday party has wrapped up in the Great Room at the American Sunrise complex in East Ely, Nevada and Edra and Clio have started helping the crew clean up. On one table a number of opened gifts have been left, including matching pink “Power” and “Glory” ring jackets and two DVD's given to the girls by Moosehead Jack. Mary lou enters the room and comes up to the girls.)
Mary Lou: Ladies, that was mean.
Edra: What? The little trick we played on Uncle Wyatt?
Mary Lou: That cake stunt wasn't nice at all.
Clio: But Mai told us that was traditional.
Mary Lou: Mai is a troublemaker. Still, your Uncle Wyatt was alternating between furious and laughing hysterically.
Edra: There, you see?
Mary Lou: But you owe him an apology. That was embarassing.
Clio: Yeah, you're right.
Mary Lou: He did give me some good news, though. I'm now permanent.
Edra: The background check came up clean?
Clio: You're staying?
Edra and Clio: EEEEEEEEEE (The girls engage in a group hug with Mary Lou.)
Mary Lou: I'm glad you're happy. Your Uncle Wyatt says you've been my biggest boosters.
Edra: Totally. You're so good for him.
Clio: It's been so long since he's had anyone around that puts that kind of smile on his face.
Edra: And have you noticed how much more confident he is with you around?
Clio: He really likes you, this is the proof!
Mary Lou: I hope you're right. But I want to do something special for the three of you.
Edra: Something special?
Clio: What?
Mary Lou: I want to solve the mystery. I want to find out who your father is.
(Edra and Clio are shocked...and obviously disturbed by this)
Mary Lou: You seem...bothered.
Edra: Mary Lou, we...well...
Clio: We already know.
Edra: Clio!
Clio: Edra! We want Mary Lou to be a part of this family, she should know.
Mary Lou: Know what?
Edra: Our father...he has no idea that we're his children.
Clio: And he shouldn't know. Mom told us.
Mary Lou: But Why?
Edra: Come into our room, we'll show you...
(The ladies head for Edra and Clio's suite, but they turn back toward the INC.)
Clio: No one else needs to know this, including you!
(With that, the twins throw a double superkick to the camera which goes flying and eventually turns to static and we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 1, 2012 14:04:51 GMT -5
The Kai is WALKING~ backstage while drinking a Longboard. He doesn't seem to notice how early it is, but who cares? It's beer. A random SFJ (let's call her Ariana) approaches him.
SFJA: Kai, do you have a few moments?
Kai: You want to speak to the Kai? Well that's fantastic! The Kai was starting to wonder if people knew the Kai was still here. The Kai started to feel like John Cena and was about to start saying "You Cant' See Me!" and then saluting like a jackass.
SFJA: Well, after losing the tag tea...
Kai: Pie! Do not even begin to bring that up to the Kai. The Kai is still quite angry about that and the Kai prefers not to talk t pie while angry.
SFJA: My name is Ari...
Kai: IT DOESN'T MATTER! WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Kai and Ariana stare at each other for a moment.
Kai: Go head, finish your interview little girl. This is your moment with the Lava Bull baby.
SFJA: This week you're facing a rather strange tag team of the recently returned Moosehead Jack and Ghosthead. Your thoughts?
Kai seems deep in thought.
Kai: The Kai and his bruddah have a long history with Moosehead Jack. We were all disciples of the man, the myth, the legend, Poe himself. One might think there's a lot of common knowledge between us. Do you think so?
Ariana says nothing.
Kai: Go ahead, answer the Kai.
SFJA: Sure?
Kai: WRONG! There is no common knowledge! Moosehead Jack, you crazy sunbitch. Back in Japan, you were in your prime, brah. You were the man! You brought violence to the Japanese people that they haven't seen since we dropped the bomb on their candy asses! But the Kai? His bruddah? We were green. We were greener than Lanai'i on a springtime morning! WE became the best in the world after you hightailed it out of there. So NO! Moosehead Jack doesn't know diddly poo about the Kai, his bruddah, or the Hawai'ian Nation.
Now, the Kai could stand here and insult Moosehead Jack and his gay spooky partner. The Kai could tell Ghosthead that none of that stuff he does scares or intimidates the Kai. The Kai and his bruddah were trained by the master of the mindfuck, brah. The Kai could say all of these things, but why? Why should the Kai waste his time promoing when Moosehead Jack and Ghosthead clearly are not gonna do the same for us? Moosehead Jack, you're so far up your sisters ass it's both incest AND sodomy charges in forty-nine states! Sorry Tennessee, ya incest ridden, country music listenin, pig fuckin, stretch of land that no one goes to if their lives depended on it. SOO WEEE!
So, until our estemed opponents remember they're getting in the ring, two on two with the Great Two, this is the last time the Kai will waste his precious pie eating time on THEM.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 1, 2012 14:23:08 GMT -5
So,this is how I am to be regarded, put in tag team match with joke team. Comrade Sharkoff does not need a mystery partner to put the fools in their place. The glory of Mother Russia is upon you Mr. Insane and Mr. Will. And you will not survive it!
Now I issue challenge to the Ghostface, to Flying Eagle, to World champ William. Comrade Sharkoff has been ignored and denied for TOO LONG! I dare all three of you to face me! Meet your fate! Because soon, I will be champion of ALL the Double O F Titles!
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