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Post by BookerShark on Aug 15, 2012 19:46:03 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Kagoshima, Japan
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u]
Rabbit Mask vs. Danny Taylor
OOWF Onslaught Championship Elimination Match[/u]
Ghosthead vs. Comrade Sharkoff vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle
Non-Title Match[/u]
Texpress vs. Banned From Everywhere
#1 Contenders Match[/u]
Power & Glory vs. The Holy Spirit Squad
Best of Seven Series - Match 1: Onslaught Rules[/u]
Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman
LD Williams & The Kai vs. Chris Evans & Matt Folz
Stank & Attitude Adjuster vs. Johnny Adrenaline & FF Capslock
Darling Twins vs. Gay For Pay
card subject to mothra attack
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 15, 2012 19:46:37 GMT -5
Firewoman and Alexander, with Lucky, are approaching GMtheSelena's door.
AD: So we'll sign the contract and get our title shot.
FW: Alex...there's something you don't know...
They get to Selena's door, Alex casually taps and then comes in.
AD: Hiya! We're here to sign the--
GMtS: Oh right...here they are.
Selena hands a clipboard to Lucky, who looks it over, sighs, and nods, handing it to Fire.
L: If you're sure about this, Fire.
AD: Of course she's sure. It's a title shot.
Firewoman signs and hands it back to Selena.
AD: Hey, I have to sign it, too.
GMtS: You seriously didn't tell him?
FW: I've been trying.
AD: What?
GMtS: Read it and weep, boy.
She hands Alex the run sheet.
AD: What are.....are you serious?
FW: I've been trying to tell you, Alex, I'm not going to go for the tag titles right now. Moose is...well, he's not going to go away. He's never going to stop. I've tried ignoring him, but it's just....
AD: Fire...um..Selena, can we please use your office?
GMtS: *annoyed sigh* FINE....You have 10 minutes. No funny business.
She leaves, and Lucky follows, closing the door. Fire and Alex sort of stand there for a minute.
AD: Well...I knew this would have to happen...I mean...I hoped...but--
FW: I have to do this. I need you to understand.
AD: Well, I guess I can take a vacation, or something. Maybe I can do a program with Danny or--
FW: You should go for the tag team titles again.
AD: Well, my partner isn't going to be available.
FW: That's not...entirely true.
Fire hands another clipboard to Alex.
AD: No, Fire. Absolutely not.
FW: Why not? You guys have the history, you're definitely good in the ring together. Besides, I know it should have been--
AD: Will you STOP? I wanted to win the tag titles with YOU, why don't you get that?
FW: It doesn't bother me.
AD: But it's not TRUE.
FW: Alex...just do it.
AD: No.
FW: ....
AD: ....
FW: Fine. Whatever. But I'm doing this.
AD: I want to talk you out of it.
FW: You can't.
AD: Seven matches?
FW: *smiling a familiar smile of cocky arrogance and confidence* Who says it'll go seven?
AD: Cute. Okay, but I'm coming to the ring with you.
FW: No. You're not.
AD: Fire...this isn't a joke.
FW: I'm not laughing.
AD: This isn't your usual sibling rivalry. He's going to drag you back down into the darkness if it kills you. Even if you win...
FW: .....
AD: .....
FW: If.
AD: When....you know what I......
FW: ....
AD: Lis....the last thing I would ever do is tell you what to do....
FW: ....
Alex sighs.
AD: Fine. I'll stay out of it. Unless-
FW: Unless what?
AD: He comes after Lexie, any one else who's close to you....
FW: Understood.
AD: That goes for the Creepy Twins too.
FW: That's fine.
Fire opens the door and starts to walk out. Alex grabs her shoulder and turns her around.
AD: He hurts you...and I mean...REALLY hurts you. He won't leave the arena.
FW: ...
AD: ...
FW: Okay.
They share a quick kiss, and then walk out of the room as we FAAAAAAAAAAADE.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 15, 2012 19:47:03 GMT -5
(Mary Lou is in the dressing room pacing as Wyatt and the twins come back from Medical. Both girls have an icepack on their head and Clio's cut is bandaged.)
Mary Lou: Thank GOD you're OK.
Clio: He dies. No one does this to me.
Edra: I'm with you, sis.
Clio: Creepy Twins my ass...
Wyatt: Easy does it, girls. I think you proved something tonight.
Clio: But they walked out...
Wyatt: Hang on, I saw the lineup. You get something better than the Darlings. A possible title shot.
Edra: Possible?
Mary Lou: But you said it was too soon?
Wyatt: They get a chance in a Number One contender match against Stan and Mai.
Clio: Good. Time for a little revenge.
Edra: Especially for me. A dish served steaming hot.
Clio: It's time for the Holy Spirit Squad to be cleansed. Preferably with fire...
(Clio lights the flashpaper in her hand and throws it up...and straight into the bandage on her head...which catches light...)
Clio: OWOWOWOWOWOW...
(Mary Lou tries to throw some Deja Blue on the bandage but loses her grip and the bottle hits Clio in the face. Edra pick up the bottle and dumps the contents on Clio's head. Mary Lou is shocked.)
Wyatt: (holding his head) Edra, take your sister back to medical, please.
Edra: Yes, Dad.
(Edra and Clio leave the room and Wyatt dissolves in laughter.)
Mary Lou: I didn't mean...
Wyatt: (Still laughing)I know. Just the look on her...and your...
(Mary Lou hits Wyatt with the now-empty bottle, then picks up a full one and pours it on him.)
Wyatt: Hey! That's cold!
Mary Lou: Good, you'll need more of them if you keep this up.
Wyatt: Sorry. But it was funny! Stop it!
(Mary Lou starts chasing Wyatt around the dressing room with the bottle as we...)
FADE.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 16, 2012 17:27:42 GMT -5
<Moose is sitting in the back throwing quarters into the sheet rock wall. He stops when he sees Fire's promo. He watches it and smirks>
And so it begins
Lisa, I know you think I will rant and rave about you costing me my DDT title. Under normal circumstances, I would be pretty pissed off about it, but not now. Now, you don't have the tag team titles, thanks to me, and I don't have the DDT title, thanks to you. No distractions, no excuses, I have your full, undivided attention, just like I want it.
So, we start with an Onslaught rules match <smirking and changing to mock indignation> OH LAWD WHAT AM I GONNA DO! <Moose falls to his knees and clasps his hands together> Oh Lord, I pray to thee, give me the ability to not embarrass myself in the ring against Lisa. Guide my moves and give me the strength to continue on. I pray to thee, you great big fraud in the sky
<Moose doubles over laughing, when he finally regains his composure he looks at the camera with a look of rage in his eyes>
You forget one thing Lisa, I held that Onslaught title just as long as you did, and I held it more recently. Everyone said I couldn't do it, that I was just a garbage wrestler, I was only good for Taipei matches and bloody brawls. I know you believed that, you think you are better than me, well <spitting the words> Lisa here is your chance. Here is your chance to do what none of the others could do. What Crete couldn't do, what Alex couldn't do, what NO ONE has been able to do in OOWF history. You have the chance to shut me up and prove me wrong
If I am as big a joke as you think, you should win the match with ease. Just remember one thing Lisa dear, when I win........and I WILL win.......what does that mean for you? I'll tell you, it means you got beat by someone better than you
Because I am a real fucking Quinn, and you, you're just not
<Moose laughs maniacally again and we fade to black>
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 16, 2012 17:28:09 GMT -5
Cut to Matt Folz leaving medical, holding an ice pack on his head, as a concerned Jaime McAllister comes up to him.
JM: You ok hon?
MF: No stitches, no concussion, just a bump on the head. He hit me with more of a glancing blow, not head on like last time. Still hurts like hell, but all things considered it could be worse.
JM: Why don't you just tell Selena who this maniac is? You're the only one who's ever seen his face, just tell Selena or the board and get him banned from the arena.
MF: Because all of us: Stan, Mai, JP, Kai, Ania, myself and ESPECIALLY Chris deserve to pay for what we did, and this man is entitled to his revenge. I won't deny him that. Besides, what he did to me tonight was inadvertant, Chris is his sole remaining target. Come on, let's go get something to eat, I'm starving. I just want to see if next week's lineup is posted first.
JM: It was posted while you were in medical, I already checked.
MF: Great, who am I facing?
JM: It's a tag match, you and...
MF: Me and Stan? Awesome, fun week of promoing Packer/Viking insults that no one cares about but us.
JM: No, not Stan.
MF: Mai?
JM: Um, no.
MF: Kind of running out of people who like me here babe, who am I teaming with then?
JM: Chris Evans.
MF (Laughing): Against who?
JM: LD and The Kai.
MF: Oh, this oughta be a fun week.
JM: Are you going to be able to handle teaming with him? Considering your recent past...
MF: If he can put his ego aside and shut up for 20 minutes, yeah. Hell, I always thought if we became a full time tag team that we'd be the greatest tag team in the history of this industry. Guess we'll see what happens.
Folz and Jaime walk off as we.... FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 16, 2012 17:28:38 GMT -5
Mai Muyo is doing push-ups after her match, a bit too intently and furiously for her. She catches Power and Glory on OOWF-TVMai: I knew I should have taught you girls to handle flash paper better. A man comes up behind Mai. She leaps up to come face to face with... EcosystemMai: What are you doing here? Eco: I can't watch my own sister win her match when she's performing in our home country? Mai: You know very well you escalate everything when you're here. Eco: Please. Like I'm still interested. I'm at another level of wealth now, Mai. I don't bother with these trivialities. Mai: That is SUCH a lie. I remember how your eyes lit up when I mentioned needing you to pay Stan's salary. You still miss this. (Mai takes Eco's hands) But I need you to stay away, okay? For all our sakes. Eco pulls away, but stops himself, and takes Mai's hands back.Eco: You're...you're not that wrong. I heard Stan doesn't want the deal? Mai: He thinks he needs to confront whoever this consultant is, face to face. He's probably right. I'm just not looking for unnecessary conflict. Eco: Because Muyos are so good at avoiding that. Mai: I am not you. Eco: I know. But you can't pick and choose when you associate yourself with me. (Eco strokes her cheek) We have some commonalities, Mai. Own them or change them. Just don't deny anything you actively choose to keep. Mai: ...I think I know a little what you felt for Tytan. Eco raises an eyebrow.Mai: Not quite in that way. Just as a partner. Stan is so stable for me...like you used to be, before-- Eco: Before the late unpleasantness. Look, I...I still have a ways to go in understanding why I did what I did, so I'd be lying if I just gave you a flat-out "I'm sorry" for all that. Mai: I know. It's okay. Eco: But I respect what Stan has done for you, and I really...really appreciate him for it. So...I guess whatever he wants that I can help with, let me know, okay? Mai: That looked like it pained you to say. Eco: Well, fuck, you know why. I'd much rather control people's actions and thoughts than have to react to what they actually want. But...I'll try for you. Mai hugs Eco, and gives him a kiss on the cheek. Eco takes her arm as she pulls it back.Eco: What's the bracelet? Did you tie rakhi with Stan? Mai: No...it's a friendship bracelet...with a friend. It's um...it's to symbolize trust...with this friend. Eco: ...Okay. Eco exits. Mai halts for a moment, and then goes back to push-ups.Mai: All for you, Stan... Mai shifts to clap push-ups.Mai: All for you. This is the week. And then you won't have to leave me... FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 16, 2012 17:29:05 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.**
LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-”
K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!”
**The Kai steps into the frame.**
K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-”
LDW: “butts”
**The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.**
K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-”
LDW: “BACKSIDES!”
**The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.**
LDW: “It’s a family show?”
**The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.**
K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!”
LDW: “Brother.”
<fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.**
LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-”
K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!”
**The Kai steps into the frame.**
K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-”
LDW: “butts”
**The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.**
K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-”
LDW: “BACKSIDES!”
**The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.**
LDW: “It’s a family show?”
**The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.**
K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!”
LDW: “Brother.”
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 16, 2012 17:29:31 GMT -5
~~~ Chad & Zane have arrived in Kagoshima ~~~
Zane: Uh Oh.
Chad: What?
Zane: Did you see LD's promo?
Chad: Yeah, dude kills those impressions. They're hilarious
Zane: They are good. That's not what I'm talking about
Chad: What?
Zane: You didn't notice anything odd about it?
Chad: Not really... You're talking about it repeating?
Zane: Yes.
Chad: So he hit Crtl V one too many times
Zane: You remember the last time someone repeated something in a promo?
Chad: Ooooh Yeah, The Neverending Promos. Those were funny.
Zane: They took up an entire week! No one actually talked about their matches or anything!
Chad: Oh chill out. I'm gonna sit back and watch what happens.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 16, 2012 17:29:51 GMT -5
*Stank is sitting in catering holding an icepack to the back of his head. Someone walks over and sits across from him.*
FFC - Hey buddy! What's shakin?
Stank -
FFC -
Stank -
FFC - What?
Stank - Are you fucking kidding me?
FFC - What?!
Stank - You've cost me matches. You've participated in beating me down with masked men and Johnny Adrenaline-
FFC - Love that guy.
Stank - I don't hear from you since the 500th show. For all I know you're still running around doing those podcasts with Altrageous-
FFC - Ryan Hardcore wasn't available.
Stank - Then come to find out you, Johnny, and God knows who else team up and beat the snot out of me and Alan. What the fuck gives?
FFC - Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Stank -
FFC - Hey. Hey... .. uh... hey.
Stank - Is that all you got to say?
FFC - Uh... Better watch your ass..
Stank - ?
FFC - ... ... buddy?
*Stank turns and is SMASHED on top of his skull by a steel chair wielded by a masked man who is not Ski Mask Guy. Stank falls to the floor in a heap as FF Capslock rises to his feet, and walks away shrugging his shoulders. The masked man follows and the camera fades on the big man as he lies motionless.*
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:52:56 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.**
LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-”
K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!”
**The Kai steps into the frame.**
K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-”
LDW: “butts”
**The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.**
K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-”
LDW: “BACKSIDES!”
**The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.**
LDW: “It’s a family show?”
**The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.**
K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!”
LDW: “Brother.”
<fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.**
LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-”
K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!”
**The Kai steps into the frame.**
K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-”
LDW: “butts”
**The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.**
K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-”
LDW: “BACKSIDES!”
**The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.**
LDW: “It’s a family show?”
**The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.**
K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!”
LDW: “Brother.”
<fade>
<LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo>
K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker?
LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something
K: When will it end?
LD: Who knows?
<Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks>
LD: This is going to take awhile
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:53:29 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family as we...> FADE |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:54:10 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:54:35 GMT -5
The show is now off the air, and Ricky Soaring Eagle is being escorted to the backstage area. Because of his strength and the struggle he is putting up, every OOWF personnel on hand is needed to contain him, leaving Rabbit Mask to recover without assistance. After a minute or two, he gets to his feet, and the crowd stands on theirs and applauds. Rabbit grabs a microphone as "Ra-bbit Mask" chants begin, and enters the ring.
RM: Enough! No more cheering, no more chanting my name. You support me because you see me as the underdog. Because I'm not six foot something, I'm not 300 pounds and misshapen. But that's to my advantage, not theirs. While they're at the gym pumping iron and bone, I'm dropping motherfuckers on the top of the dome. I'm not the underdog in this company. Against myself, everyone else is. So your applause, all the support you're feigning, is unnecessary. It serves only as a distraction. When I'm in this ring, I deserve silence. I want to hear the sound of bones melding every time I drop someone on their neck, the sound of their brain swelling and pulsating against their skull every time I drop them on their head. I don't want any of you interrupting the sounds of my success.
At this point, Rabbit Mask exits the ring, microphone still in hand. He heads over to the collapsed announce table where the second referee is still sprawled.
RM: And this certainly doesn't exclude you, ref. You think I was done with Ricky tonight? You think disqualifying him gives me the satisfaction of winning? No, I don't get satisfaction from winning, I get satisfaction from dominating. Dropping guys on their heads, breaking necks, ending careers. This is why I'm here, not to be handed premature victories by some non-factor out of fear. I win matches my way, on my terms, and I hope for your sake, wrestlers and referees, that you finally start to realize it.
Rabbit Mask now drops the microphone, grabs the referee by the shirt, pulls him to his feet, and hits Head Drop #1. The referee is spiked and crumbles in the same place he was picked up from, in the midst of table debris and now, blood. Rabbit Mask grabs the microphone for his final thoughts.
RM: I've shown you all enough, everyone get out of here! And if you can't keep your mouths shut next time, don't even bother buying a ticket.
With that, Rabbit Mask drops the microphone and walks around the ring to head backstage. Some fans in the front row yell at and heckle him on his way, and he sprays a mouthful of white mist in their general direction. Two fans are hit and sway slightly before falling backward and sideways into the arms of surrounding fans, while the surrounding fans continue to throw insults and now, trash, at Rabbit Mask as we fade.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:55:11 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... (To be continued?) |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:55:46 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> <Fade.......but not for long> |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:56:36 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit.AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. **CLICK THIS**>> Call Me, Maybe?*Fade for now* |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:57:26 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit.AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. **CLICK THIS**>> Call Me, Maybe?*Fade for now* <drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! <With that Bill and AA begin fighting and we fade once again> |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:58:16 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. FADE |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:59:04 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten that. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <fade...or not> FADE |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 3:59:55 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten than. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <Meanwhile Clio and Edra creep up behind Alexis and Alex and each dump a cold bottle of Deja Blue down their backs. The fight is on again. > Wyatt: How long can this keep going. Mary Lou: With luck, long enough...let's go. <Mary Lou grabs Wyatt by the hand and leads him toward their suite....> |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 4:00:51 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten than. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <Meanwhile Clio and Edra creep up behind Alexis and Alex and each dump a cold bottle of Deja Blue down their backs. The fight is on again. > Wyatt: How long can this keep going. Mary Lou: With luck, long enough...let's go. <Mary Lou grabs Wyatt by the hand and leads him toward their suite....> <fade back in> <Moose 2 tosses Fire 1 a chair, and she raises it up and is about to hit Fire 2 with it when she stops and realizes what is going on. The Fire's turn and once again go after the Mooses, and soon they are all bloody Awesome Bill has decided to fight the entire 1982 Denver Broncos team, which, considering they went 2-7 is not such a bad idea. Bill gets the better of the exchange and taunts them with the Dirty Bird in another part of the fight, Eco wanders into the fray and Voltage shows up, and why wouldn't he? They grab a large plate glass window and set it up and are about to Defenestrate Opus, when Justin Sane.....now wearing a three musketeers outfit......crashes through the window screaming DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK We cut to Opus, who is now also dressed in a three musketeers outfit, his eyes go wide as we hear an air horn, a sheep baa, a hot rod engine rev, and finally an air raid siren. When the camera cuts back to Justin, he is standing with his outfit perfectly neat, while Eco and Voltage lie in pools of blood Opus' eyes narrow and he strikes the sword fighting stance and yells "EN GUARD" Justin pulls his sword and the two of them begin an epic sword fight of epic epicness About this time GM Selena walks into the hallway, her eyes go wide and she is about to say something then just throws her hands into the air, turns around and walks away> K: You know this is coming out of your check, right? LD: Dammit |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 4:01:43 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten than. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <Meanwhile Clio and Edra creep up behind Alexis and Alex and each dump a cold bottle of Deja Blue down their backs. The fight is on again. > Wyatt: How long can this keep going. Mary Lou: With luck, long enough...let's go. <Mary Lou grabs Wyatt by the hand and leads him toward their suite....> <fade back in> <Moose 2 tosses Fire 1 a chair, and she raises it up and is about to hit Fire 2 with it when she stops and realizes what is going on. The Fire's turn and once again go after the Mooses, and soon they are all bloody Awesome Bill has decided to fight the entire 1982 Denver Broncos team, which, considering they went 2-7 is not such a bad idea. Bill gets the better of the exchange and taunts them with the Dirty Bird in another part of the fight, Eco wanders into the fray and Voltage shows up, and why wouldn't he? They grab a large plate glass window and set it up and are about to Defenestrate Opus, when Justin Sane.....now wearing a three musketeers outfit......crashes through the window screaming DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK We cut to Opus, who is now also dressed in a three musketeers outfit, his eyes go wide as we hear an air horn, a sheep baa, a hot rod engine rev, and finally an air raid siren. When the camera cuts back to Justin, he is standing with his outfit perfectly neat, while Eco and Voltage lie in pools of blood Opus' eyes narrow and he strikes the sword fighting stance and yells "EN GUARD" Justin pulls his sword and the two of them begin an epic sword fight of epic epicness About this time GM Selena walks into the hallway, her eyes go wide and she is about to say something then just throws her hands into the air, turns around and walks away> K: You know this is coming out of your check, right? LD: Dammit <Cut back to Mary Lou dragging Wyatt back to the suite> Wyatt: Wait, we can't leave the twins out there alone. Mary Lou: Are you kidding? Wyatt: No, who's going to have their backs? Mary Lou: Look! <Mary Lou points to the entrance, where we see Wyatt, Mary Lou and the Twins enter the arena after dinner. Clio sees Wyatt and Mary Lou and does a double take, but sees the Fires attacking the Mooses (Meeses?) and starts to take off into the fray. She then sees herself and Edra fighting Alex and Alexis and changes course. Edra joins the fray, and the two Wyatts and Mary Lou start heading for the suite> Mary Lou #1: About time. Wyatt #1: No time to waste. Wyatt #2: To the Halliburtons... <The Mary Lous roll their eyes> Mary Lou #2: Men! Mary Lou #1: Tell me about it... |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 4:02:14 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten than. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <Meanwhile Clio and Edra creep up behind Alexis and Alex and each dump a cold bottle of Deja Blue down their backs. The fight is on again. > Wyatt: How long can this keep going. Mary Lou: With luck, long enough...let's go. <Mary Lou grabs Wyatt by the hand and leads him toward their suite....> <fade back in> <Moose 2 tosses Fire 1 a chair, and she raises it up and is about to hit Fire 2 with it when she stops and realizes what is going on. The Fire's turn and once again go after the Mooses, and soon they are all bloody Awesome Bill has decided to fight the entire 1982 Denver Broncos team, which, considering they went 2-7 is not such a bad idea. Bill gets the better of the exchange and taunts them with the Dirty Bird in another part of the fight, Eco wanders into the fray and Voltage shows up, and why wouldn't he? They grab a large plate glass window and set it up and are about to Defenestrate Opus, when Justin Sane.....now wearing a three musketeers outfit......crashes through the window screaming DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK We cut to Opus, who is now also dressed in a three musketeers outfit, his eyes go wide as we hear an air horn, a sheep baa, a hot rod engine rev, and finally an air raid siren. When the camera cuts back to Justin, he is standing with his outfit perfectly neat, while Eco and Voltage lie in pools of blood Opus' eyes narrow and he strikes the sword fighting stance and yells "EN GUARD" Justin pulls his sword and the two of them begin an epic sword fight of epic epicness About this time GM Selena walks into the hallway, her eyes go wide and she is about to say something then just throws her hands into the air, turns around and walks away> K: You know this is coming out of your check, right? LD: Dammit <Cut back to Mary Lou dragging Wyatt back to the suite> Wyatt: Wait, we can't leave the twins out there alone. Mary Lou: Are you kidding? Wyatt: No, who's going to have their backs? Mary Lou: Look! <Mary Lou points to the entrance, where we see Wyatt, Mary Lou and the Twins enter the arena after dinner. Clio sees Wyatt and Mary Lou and does a double take, but sees the Fires attacking the Mooses (Meeses?) and starts to take off into the fray. She then sees herself and Edra fighting Alex and Alexis and changes course. Edra joins the fray, and the two Wyatts and Mary Lou start heading for the suite> Mary Lou #1: About time. Wyatt #1: No time to waste. Wyatt #2: To the Halliburtons... <The Mary Lous roll their eyes> Mary Lou #2: Men! Mary Lou #1: Tell me about it... As all this chaos is going on, Dynamite Danny Taylor and Dashing Victor Deniro stand by watching. Victor just seems amused by it all, but Danny appears to be studying it all intently. Out of the corner, we see Rabbit Mask walking by smugly, proud of his recent berating of the Japanese fans. Danny sees him, and without warning, bum rushes him instigating a brawl. At this point, Ricky Soaring Eagle enters the scene, and before we can see wether he is going after Danny or Rabbit, a second Danny enters the scene and bum rushes Ricky. The four individuals representing three men engange in a strange brawl, as Ghosthead enters from a side hallway. He seems ammused by the whole situation, until he is bumrushed by a third Danny that turns this into a mini pier six brawl amongst the larger one. Victor is understandably confused by the whole situation. DVD: When I told him we needed more allies this is not what I had in mind. At this point LD and Kai come over and stand next to Vic. DVD: (looking at LD) I'm blaming you for this. Kai: Me too Brah, me too. FADE.....for now. |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 4:03:08 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch as we fade... or DO WE?> <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HBB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin figting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't rememvber, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten than. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <Meanwhile Clio and Edra creep up behind Alexis and Alex and each dump a cold bottle of Deja Blue down their backs. The fight is on again. > Wyatt: How long can this keep going. Mary Lou: With luck, long enough...let's go. <Mary Lou grabs Wyatt by the hand and leads him toward their suite....> <fade back in> <Moose 2 tosses Fire 1 a chair, and she raises it up and is about to hit Fire 2 with it when she stops and realizes what is going on. The Fire's turn and once again go after the Mooses, and soon they are all bloody Awesome Bill has decided to fight the entire 1982 Denver Broncos team, which, considering they went 2-7 is not such a bad idea. Bill gets the better of the exchange and taunts them with the Dirty Bird in another part of the fight, Eco wanders into the fray and Voltage shows up, and why wouldn't he? They grab a large plate glass window and set it up and are about to Defenestrate Opus, when Justin Sane.....now wearing a three musketeers outfit......crashes through the window screaming DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK We cut to Opus, who is now also dressed in a three musketeers outfit, his eyes go wide as we hear an air horn, a sheep baa, a hot rod engine rev, and finally an air raid siren. When the camera cuts back to Justin, he is standing with his outfit perfectly neat, while Eco and Voltage lie in pools of blood Opus' eyes narrow and he strikes the sword fighting stance and yells "EN GUARD" Justin pulls his sword and the two of them begin an epic sword fight of epic epicness About this time GM Selena walks into the hallway, her eyes go wide and she is about to say something then just throws her hands into the air, turns around and walks away> K: You know this is coming out of your check, right? LD: Dammit <Cut back to Mary Lou dragging Wyatt back to the suite> Wyatt: Wait, we can't leave the twins out there alone. Mary Lou: Are you kidding? Wyatt: No, who's going to have their backs? Mary Lou: Look! <Mary Lou points to the entrance, where we see Wyatt, Mary Lou and the Twins enter the arena after dinner. Clio sees Wyatt and Mary Lou and does a double take, but sees the Fires attacking the Mooses (Meeses?) and starts to take off into the fray. She then sees herself and Edra fighting Alex and Alexis and changes course. Edra joins the fray, and the two Wyatts and Mary Lou start heading for the suite> Mary Lou #1: About time. Wyatt #1: No time to waste. Wyatt #2: To the Halliburtons... <The Mary Lous roll their eyes> Mary Lou #2: Men! Mary Lou #1: Tell me about it... As all this chaos is going on, Dynamite Danny Taylor and Dashing Victor Deniro stand by watching. Victor just seems amused by it all, but Danny appears to be studying it all intently. Out of the corner, we see Rabbit Mask walking by smugly, proud of his recent berating of the Japanese fans. Danny sees him, and without warning, bum rushes him instigating a brawl. At this point, Ricky Soaring Eagle enters the scene, and before we can see wether he is going after Danny or Rabbit, a second Danny enters the scene and bum rushes Ricky. The four individuals representing three men engange in a strange brawl, as Ghosthead enters from a side hallway. He seems ammused by the whole situation, until he is bumrushed by a third Danny that turns this into a mini pier six brawl amongst the larger one. Victor is understandably confused by the whole situation. DVD: When I told him we needed more allies this is not what I had in mind. At this point LD and Kai come over and stand next to Vic. DVD: (looking at LD) I'm blaming you for this. Kai: Me too Brah, me too. Evans: What the hell is with this? Feels like that movie Groundhog Day, except much better since I'm in it. Matt Folz comes out of nowhere with a cup of coffee, which he spills on Evans. E: Oh thats it, I'm kicking your ass worse than the Giants beat the Packers. Folz: Bring it on, Cubby. *Evans and Folz start beating the hell out of each other* While this is all going on, Dethklok is shown nearby watching it all unfold. Nathan: Dude, this is totally metal. Hey, dudes, am i drunk, or are there two of the same woman beating the shit outta each other? Pickles: No dude, you're totally wasted, but there are two chicks over there. N: Hey, I uh..think I know that chick. Yeah, oh dude, that chick is totally metal! P: What's the difference? I mean, we can get anyone we want. And she looks like she's with that douchcebag over there. N: No dude, you don't understand. A few years back, she was in a match against this real huge guy, and he slammed her head into the fucking concrete. Blood and bone fragments everywhere, it was, like, the most brutal thing I've ever seen. And a fefw weeks later, she came back from it. I mean, it's like death came for her, and then she looked Death in the eye and told him to go fuck itself. Metal. P: So is that the reason why you're not wearing a shirt right now? N: Huh? Oh yeah, that. Back then, she told me that guys that don't wear shirts are totally metal. Murderface: Ah, that is so full of piss. I mean, if thats the case, then why didn't she tell me that? Skwisgaar: Huh, thats cause your bodys is totally dildos, just like Toki's guitars playings. Toki: Aw, screws yous, Skwisgaar, mine guitars playings is the coolest. The Firewomen look towards Nathan and Toki. Firewomen: HAWT! The Mooses take this time to jump them from behind and beat them down. *fade, for now* |
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 18, 2012 4:03:38 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> **L.D. Williams is standing in front of an OOWF banner, wearing sunglasses and a yellow do-rag.** LDW: “Well ya know somethin brother, the Willster loves the beach. The sun, the sand, the surf. And the best beaches in the world are in the great Hawai’ian nation, brother. Now, a few years back the Willster was hangin ‘n’bangin on the sands of Waikiki when I noticed that the surf was speaking to me. Every time a wave crashed, it said The Kai. Let me tell ya, I got chills brother. And I knew - I knew this day would come. Wednesday night. Kagoshima, Japan. The Willster, L.D. Williams will team up with the Great One. The-” K: “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!” **The Kai steps into the frame.** K: “Chris Evans! Matt Folz! You two Jabronies better get ready - NO! Forget that! You can never be ready for the greatness of The Kai and L.D. Williams! Wednesday night we’re gonna drag you to one corner of the arena and drop-kick your-” LDW: “butts” **The Kai gives Williams a Look before continuing.** K: “-clear across to the other side. Then, we’re gonna go row to row to row to row, until each and every person in tha building gets an up close and personal look at us kicking your ROOTY-POO CANDY-” LDW: “BACKSIDES!” **The Kai turns to Williams, lowers his glasses, and raises his eyebrow. Williams endures the Look for a few seconds and then shrugs.** LDW: “It’s a family show?” **The Kai turns back to the camera, eyebrow still raised.** K: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!” LDW: “Brother.” <fade> <LD Williams and the Kai are standing there watching themselves promo> K: Brah.......I have seen some messed up stuff, but this? Have we been hitting Bill's party likker? LD: <shaking his head> No.......this happens now and then, something about a rift in the wrestling space-time continuum or something K: When will it end? LD: Who knows? <Just then, we see Firewoman walking back from catering carrying a Duncan Hills caramel mocha. Moose walks up to her and we have a momentary staredown. Then Moose smacks the coffee out of her hands, sending it to the floor. Fire stares down at the spilled coffee in shock, and then the two Quinns TEAR into one another hammering one another with vicious punches and kicks> LD: This is going to take awhile <As the fight gets roaring, Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the Twins enter. Clio begins to head right for the battle but Edra holds her back.> Wyatt: Easy, Clio. You know we have to stay out of it. Mary Lou: First we bail out of dinner because Mai, Stan, and Juni are eating there, now we walk into this! Edra: Stay out of it, sis. Clio: I know, but Fire...she's totally hot. Wyatt: <Turning to LD> This been going on long? LD: Longer than you'll ever believe. <LD explains the Never Ending promo to Wyatt and the family.> <Firewoman is walking into the area with Alex and Alexis, drinking her caramel mocha.> FW: What's going....why can I see myself and Moose fighting. AD: Never ending promo. FW: Aw, man...I've been pretty successful staying out of these. LD: Yeah, but you're missing a golden opportunity. FW: To do what? LD: You can double team Moose! FW: Awesome! <Fire hands Alex her coffee and rushes in. The other Firewoman is momentarily confused, but then decides it must be some sort of spiritual out of body experience, and the two work Moose over.> AD: Why did you have to tell her that? LD: Because! Look how happy she...er, they are! <Alex shakes his head, Alexis laughs, and the two Fires punch away> Clio: Dad, we have to do something! Wyatt: Moose said stay out of it. Edra: But it's two on one. <Just then, Moose walks in smoking a cigar with HDB MkIV over his shoulder.> Moose: Aw, crap, not again. Clio: Need some help? Moose: Never mind, firebug, I've got this. <Moose wades into the fray with the other Moose and the Fire...women?> Clio: Firebug? Edra: He must have seen your accident with the flash paper. Clio: Well, this is awkward... <Before Moose gets to the fight, he sees Stank walking toward the promo, Stank stops suddenly when he sees he and FF Capslock sitting at a table talking> S: What the...... MHJ: Never ending promo. I saw this earlier, you are about to get hit with a chair by a masked guy, you should go stop it S: I should go stop myself from getting hit? MHJ: Yes <Stank storms off> S: LOCK! I SAW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T PULLED IT YET........sort of <Clio runs up to Moose and grabs his arm> Clio: Fire is double teaming you! Hurry up! MHJ: What? <Moose looks over and sees Fire holding Moose while Fire grabs a chair and lines up a shot to the head> MHJ: OH HELL NO! <Moose charges off and SPEARS the Fire with the chair. The other Moose frees himself and the four Quinns brawl around backstage while Alex, Alexis, Kai, LD, Clio, Edra and Wyatt stand and watch> Alex and Lexie look at who they're standing next to and smile at one another. Wyatt is the first to notice, quickly followed by LD and The Kai who quickly step out of the way. Alex and Lexie nod almost as if they're counting...one, two, three. Alex tosses Fire's coffee into Clio's face while Lexie tosses her own into Edra's. And the brawl quickly gets started. From far off-screen, AA enters with his own coffee and sees two Stanks dealing with FFC and a masked guy. He's about to toss his coffee when LD stops him. LD: Too late, Alex and Lexie just did the coffee feud bit. AA: But magenta is like a song in my head. Call Me, Maybe? <Drawn to the sound like a moth to flames, Banned From Everywhere shows up and catches AA's comments> ABFD: Naw son, just........naw EMFE: I know, this is just.......bizarre ABFD: What? Not that mess, I mean what that there Altitude Adjustment said. Magenta is like a song in my head. That mess right chere is for LOW GRADE PCPS! This stuff is QUALITY! It is a good vintage! EMFE: You made it a week ago ABFD: And thus the aging process has finishitized <Justin walks back counting his money> EFME: Where did you get that? JS: I like having more than one Boss around <Bill takes a big ol swig of his PCPS, then does a double take> ABFD: Justin, how many of them ol Quinns is there in the OOWF? JS: Two ABFD: HOT DAMN! This sumbitchin stuff is GOODERNHELL! I see four of them ol Quinns fussin and feudin over there! <Attitude Adjuster walks up to Awesome Bill> AA: Chartreuse sounds like baby oil ABFD: What did you say? JS: Bill, I am sure he didn't mean it....... AA: Uh uh, he called my PCPS low grade and such! IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE MR. ANDERSON! ............. ............. <Sting drops the mic from the rafters and Justin catches it> ............ ............ JS: ANDERSON! With that Bill and AA begin fighting. Justin and Ellie May pull them apart, and Justin has a look of pure glee on his face. Bill looks confused. Bill: Now I know I've only drank two bottles of Pine Cone Party Likker today, so I shouldn't be getting the doubles yet. What in tarnashion is going on. Justin: It's a neverending promo, I missed the last one, but not this time. Bill: Never ending promo? What does that mean? Justin: It means anything goes. (Justin grabs Bill's arm) Go get them Bill. Bill: Get who son? Justin: (his eyes disturbingly wide) All of them Bill, all of them. Some time passes as the various brawls continue, suddenly everyone stops as a bugle call is heard in the distance. All eyes turn to the top of the hill (where did the hill come from, your mom, that's where). There we see Justin and Bill sitting on Drunkey and Drunkette wearing confederate uniforms. Bill is blowing on the bugle, and Justin is holding a foam saber. He points down below and yells Charge. The two start to charge, and a loud rumble is heard behind them as they are quickly followed by Humphrey, Opus, Shotglass, Spiross,the cat who's name I can't remember, Damballah-wedo, Ayida-wedo, Chuckles, Beast, Jamie Lynn Spears, Dr. Mario, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons, Brick, ~Ladder~, the 1982 Denver Broncos, a monkey with three butts, Optimus Prime, and a very exasperated looking Ellie May. At the bottom of the hill, Kai looks over to LD. Kai: I'm blaming all of this on you. <Meanwhile, Fire and Fire and Moose and Moose have apparently gotten bored with beating each other up. Fire and Fire walk up to Alex and LD and both Fires reach for their coffee.> FW1: What happened to my coffee? AD: Well, uh-- FW2: It's not your coffee, it's my coffee! AD: We, uh... FW1: It is not, it's mine. FW2: Back off. FW1: YOU back off! <Fire and Fire begin to shove each other and then start throwing punches.> LD: Wow...Fire really gets protective of her coffee. I had forgotten than. AD: Fire fighting with herself....Dr. Freedman will have a field day with this. <Meanwhile Clio and Edra creep up behind Alexis and Alex and each dump a cold bottle of Deja Blue down their backs. The fight is on again. > Wyatt: How long can this keep going. Mary Lou: With luck, long enough...let's go. <Mary Lou grabs Wyatt by the hand and leads him toward their suite....> <fade back in> <Moose 2 tosses Fire 1 a chair, and she raises it up and is about to hit Fire 2 with it when she stops and realizes what is going on. The Fire's turn and once again go after the Mooses, and soon they are all bloody Awesome Bill has decided to fight the entire 1982 Denver Broncos team, which, considering they went 2-7 is not such a bad idea. Bill gets the better of the exchange and taunts them with the Dirty Bird in another part of the fight, Eco wanders into the fray and Voltage shows up, and why wouldn't he? They grab a large plate glass window and set it up and are about to Defenestrate Opus, when Justin Sane.....now wearing a three musketeers outfit......crashes through the window screaming DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK We cut to Opus, who is now also dressed in a three musketeers outfit, his eyes go wide as we hear an air horn, a sheep baa, a hot rod engine rev, and finally an air raid siren. When the camera cuts back to Justin, he is standing with his outfit perfectly neat, while Eco and Voltage lie in pools of blood Opus' eyes narrow and he strikes the sword fighting stance and yells "EN GUARD" Justin pulls his sword and the two of them begin an epic sword fight of epic epicness About this time GM Selena walks into the hallway, her eyes go wide and she is about to say something then just throws her hands into the air, turns around and walks away> K: You know this is coming out of your check, right? LD: Dammit <Cut back to Mary Lou dragging Wyatt back to the suite> Wyatt: Wait, we can't leave the twins out there alone. Mary Lou: Are you kidding? Wyatt: No, who's going to have their backs? Mary Lou: Look! <Mary Lou points to the entrance, where we see Wyatt, Mary Lou and the Twins enter the arena after dinner. Clio sees Wyatt and Mary Lou and does a double take, but sees the Fires attacking the Mooses (Meeses?) and starts to take off into the fray. She then sees herself and Edra fighting Alex and Alexis and changes course. Edra joins the fray, and the two Wyatts and Mary Lou start heading for the suite> Mary Lou #1: About time. Wyatt #1: No time to waste. Wyatt #2: To the Halliburtons... <The Mary Lous roll their eyes> Mary Lou #2: Men! Mary Lou #1: Tell me about it... As all this chaos is going on, Dynamite Danny Taylor and Dashing Victor Deniro stand by watching. Victor just seems amused by it all, but Danny appears to be studying it all intently. Out of the corner, we see Rabbit Mask walking by smugly, proud of his recent berating of the Japanese fans. Danny sees him, and without warning, bum rushes him instigating a brawl. At this point, Ricky Soaring Eagle enters the scene, and before we can see wether he is going after Danny or Rabbit, a second Danny enters the scene and bum rushes Ricky. The four individuals representing three men engange in a strange brawl, as Ghosthead enters from a side hallway. He seems ammused by the whole situation, until he is bumrushed by a third Danny that turns this into a mini pier six brawl amongst the larger one. Victor is understandably confused by the whole situation. DVD: When I told him we needed more allies this is not what I had in mind. At this point LD and Kai come over and stand next to Vic. DVD: (looking at LD) I'm blaming you for this. Kai: Me too Brah, me too. Evans: What the hell is with this? Feels like that movie Groundhog Day, except much better since I'm in it. Matt Folz comes out of nowhere with a cup of coffee, which he spills on Evans. E: Oh thats it, I'm kicking your ass worse than the Giants beat the Packers. Folz: Bring it on, Cubby. *Evans and Folz start beating the hell out of each other* While this is all going on, Dethklok is shown nearby watching it all unfold. Nathan: Dude, this is totally metal. Hey, dudes, am i drunk, or are there two of the same woman beating the shit outta each other? Pickles: No dude, you're totally wasted, but there are two chicks over there. N: Hey, I uh..think I know that chick. Yeah, oh dude, that chick is totally metal! P: What's the difference? I mean, we can get anyone we want. And she looks like she's with that douchcebag over there. N: No dude, you don't understand. A few years back, she was in a match against this real huge guy, and he slammed her head into the fucking concrete. Blood and bone fragments everywhere, it was, like, the most brutal thing I've ever seen. And a fefw weeks later, she came back from it. I mean, it's like death came for her, and then she looked Death in the eye and told him to go fuck itself. Metal. P: So is that the reason why you're not wearing a shirt right now? N: Huh? Oh yeah, that. Back then, she told me that guys that don't wear shirts are totally metal. Murderface: Ah, that is so full of piss. I mean, if thats the case, then why didn't she tell me that? Skwisgaar: Huh, thats cause your bodys is totally dildos, just like Toki's guitars playings. Toki: Aw, screws yous, Skwisgaar, mine guitars playings is the coolest. The Firewomen look towards Nathan and Toki. Firewomen: HAWT! The Mooses take this time to jump them from behind and beat them down. (While the two Edras are taking their turn at Alex and Alexis, the two Clios glance at the Firewomen, then casually creep over and tap them on the shoulder.) Mooses: Stay out of this. It's our fight. Clios: No fighting intended. (The Clios grab the Firewomen and engage them in dueling liplocks. Everyone stops fighting -- yes, even Opus and Justin -- watching the spectacle) Dethklok in unison: Totally hot! (The Clios finally breaks the liplocks) Clios: Thank you. Firewomen: You're welcome. (The Firewomen then proceed to kick the Clios in the stomach and faceplant them into the floor, busting open the wound from the chain Wednesday night. The Firewomen then turn back to the Mooses and everyone starts fighting again. The Clios slowly get to their feet...) Clio #1: That totally hurt. Clio #2: I know, but it was worth it. Clio #1: Totally! (Meanwhile The Wyatts, Halliburtons in hand, come running onto the scene, only to slip and fall face first into the Halliburtons as a result of Drunkey and Drunkette droppings and knock themselves out. The Mary Lous and Clios come to their aid...as the battle rages on and we....) FADE |
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