DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title History

[mooseheadjack]

DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion

04/01/06 - Ladder awarded the first title
04/04/06 - Phil defeated Ladder
04/07/06 - Justin Sane defeated Phil
04/14/06 - GatorBait defeated Justin Sane
04/17/06 - Wally B. King & Ladder(2) defeated GatorBait
04/17/06 - Outback Jack defeated Ladder & Wally B. King
04/17/06 - Attitude Adjuster defeated Outback Jack
04/21/06 - Mustard Bottle defeated Attitude Adjuster
04/21/06 - Ric Flair defeated Mustard Bottle
04/25/06 - Attitude Adjuster[2] defeated Ric Flair
05/05/06 - Harper Camby defeated Attitude Adjuster
05/06/06 - Ayaka defeated Harper Camby
05/20/06 - Attitude Adjuster[3] defeated Ayaka
05/30/06 - Nayr the Halfling Luchadore defeated Attitude Adjuster
06/08/06 - Tommy Wilder defeated Nayr the Halfling Luchadore
09/20/06 - The Knife defeated Tommy Wilder
09/23/06 - Ladder[3] defeated The Knife
09/26/06 - FF Capslock defeated Ladder
09/28/06 - DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship Belt defeated FF Capslock
10/09/06 - Intercontinental Title Belt defeated DDT Iron Man Heavy Championship
10/10/06 - Johnny Adrenaline & Tommy Wilder[2] defeated Intercontinental Title Belt
12/13/06 - The Masked Bashems defeated Tommy Wilder & Johnny Adrenaline
12/14/06 - Davin Moreland defeated the Masked Bashems
01/30/07 - Ecosystem defeated Davin Moreland
04/16/07 - Capellan defeated Ecosystem
05/23/07 - Chris Cole defeated Capellan
07/19/07 - Spin Hansen defeated Chris Cole
08/21/07 - Stan "The Man" Lee defeated Spin Hansen
08/21/07 - F. Fonzworth Cappington III(2) defeated Stan "The Man" Lee
08/21/07 - Corona With Lime defeated F. Fonzworth Cappington III
08/21/07 - Spin Hansen(2) defeated Corona With Lime
08/21/07 - Ladder(4) defeated Spin Hansen
08/21/07 - Voltage defeated Ladder
08/21/07 - Ecosystem(2) defeated Voltage
08/21/07 - F Fonzworth Cappington III[3] defeated Ecosystem
08/21/07 - A Pocketful of Glitter defeated F. Fonzworth Cappington III
08/21/07 - Lance the Butler defeated A Pocketful of Glitter
08/21/07 - A Sparrow defeated Lance the Butler
08/21/07 - Johnny Adrenaline(2) defeated A Sparrow
08/21/07 - A Redheaded Hooker defeated Johnny Adrenaline
08/21/07 - Spin Hansen(3) defeated A Redheaded Hooker
08/21/07 - Mustard Bottle(2) defeated Spin Hansen
08/21/07 - Russ defeated Mustard Bottle
08/21/07 - Razz defeated Russ
08/21/07 - Voltage(2) defeated Razz
08/21/07 - Chair defeated Voltage
08/21/07 - Knife(2) defeated Chair
08/22/07 - God defeated Knife
08/22/07 - Spin Hansen(4) defeated God
08/22/07 - Cash Cab Guy defeated Spin Hansen
08/22/07 - Golf Bag defeated Cash Cab Guy
08/22/07 - Sparrow(2) defeated Golf Bag
08/22/07 - Pile of Broken Glass defeated Sparrow
08/22/07 - Sparrow(3) defeated Pile of Broken Glass
08/22/07 - Ecosystem(3) defeated Sparrow
08/22/07 - Dead Sparrow(4) defeated Ecosystem
08/22/07 - Defenestrators defeated Dead Sparrow
08/22/07 - George W. Bush, Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and the New York Mets defeated Defenestrators
08/22/07 - John Cleese defeated George W. Bush, Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and the New York Mets
08/22/07 - Half a Dead Sparrow(4.5) defeated John Cleese
08/22/07 - Donovan Viper defeated Half a Dead Sparrow
08/22/07 - Cookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone defeated Donovan Viper
08/22/07 - Nayr(2) defeated Cookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone
08/22/07 - Donovan Viper(2) defeated Nayr
08/22/07 - Beast defeated Donovan Viper
08/22/07 - Monster defeated Beast
08/22/07 - Phil, Angstboy & TheDaddymonkeylives.com Monkey defeated Monster
08/22/07 - Moosehead Jack, Donovan Viper(3) & F. Fonzworth Cappington III(4) defeated Phil, Angstboy & Thedaddymonkeylives.com Monkey*

DDT Title
08/22/07 - Donovan Viper wins title
08/23/07 - Rob Van Dam defeated Donovan Viper
08/28/07 - Ecosistema defeated Rob Van Dam
08/28/07 - Voltage defeated Ecosistema
09/28/07 - Randy Orton defeated Voltage
09/29/07 - Voltage[2] defeated Randy Orton
10/02/07 - Davin Moreland defeated Voltage
10/03/07 - SYB defeated Davin Moreland
10/03/07 - Voltage[3] defeated SYB
10/03/07 - Ecosystem defeated Voltage
10/10/07 - Ryan Hardcore defeated Ecosystem
11/04/07 - Phantos defeated Ryan Hardcore
11/04/07 - Davin Moreland[2] defeated Phantos
11/04/07 - Ryan Hardcore[2] defeated Davin Moreland
12/20/07 - Alexis Darling defeated Ryan Hardcore (then gave the title to Alexander Darling)
01/02/08 - Phantos[2] defeated Alexander Darling
01/02/08 - Moosehead Jack defeated Phantos
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling[2] defeated Moosehead Jack
01/02/08 - Medic defeated Alexander Darling
01/02/08 - Rabbxt defeated Medic
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling[3] defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Referee defeated Alexander Darling
01/02/08 - Second Referee defeated Referee
01/02/08 - Rabbxt[2] defeated Second Referee
01/02/08 - Moosehead Jack[2] defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling[4] defeated Rabbxt

Iron Man Title
08/22/07 - Moosehead Jack wins title
09/04/07 - Voltage defeated Moosehead Jack
09/04/07 - Ozzy Osbourne defeated Voltage
09/04/07 - Moosehead Jack[2] defeated Ozzy Osbourne
09/29/07 - Voltage[2] defeated Moosehead Jack
10/10/07 - Ecosystem defeated Voltage
11/16/07 - Lauren Phoenix defeated Ecosystem
11/16/07 - Iron Man Title Belt defeated Lauren Phoenix
11/16/07 - Blitz defeated Iron Man Title Belt
11/16/07 - EMT #46 defeated Blitz
11/16/07 - GM the Rick defeated EMT # 46
11/16/07 - Erlana defeated GM the Rick
12/05/07 - Rabbxt won the vacated title
12/05/07 - Firewoman defeated Rabbxt
12/06/07 - The Dead defeated Firewoman
12/12/07 - Rabbxt[2] defeated The Dead
12/23/07 - Phantos defeated Rabbxt
12/23/07 - A Cardboard Cutout of Stormy Daniels defeated Phantos
12/23/07 - Rabbxt[3] defeated a Cardboard Cutout of Stormy Daniels
01/02/08 - Crazed Fan defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Security Guy defeated Crazed Fan
01/02/08 - Moosehead Jack[3] defeated Security Guy
01/02/08 - Ladder defeated Moosehead Jack
01/02/08 - Rabbxt[4] defeated Ladder
01/02/08 - SYB defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Moosehead Jack[4] defeated SYB
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling defeated Moosehead Jack
01/02/08 - Rabbxt[5] defeated Alexander Darling
01/02/08 - Store Worker defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling[2] defeated Store Worker

Heavy Metal Title
08/22/07 - F. Fonzworth Cappington III wins title
08/23/07 - Voltage defeated F. Fonzworth Cappington III
10/09/07 - Ryan Hardcore defeated Voltage
10/10/07 - Voltage[2] defeated Ryan Hardcore
12/18/07 - Moosehead Jack defeated Voltage
12/20/07 - Title was returned to Voltage[3] when the fabric of time was restored
12/20/07 - Moosehead Jack[2] defeated Voltage
01/02/08 - Ladder defeated Moosehead Jack
01/02/08 - Rabbxt defeated Ladder
01/02/08 - SYB defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Moosehead Jack[3] defeated SYB
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling defeated Moosehead Jack
01/02/08 - Rabbxt[2] defeated Alexander Darling
01/02/08 - Store Worker defeated Rabbxt
01/02/08 - Alexander Darling defeated Store Worker

OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship

01/02/08 - Alexander Darling unifies the DDT, Iron Man and Heavy Metal Titles
02/07/08 - The white emollient under the child's foreskin is called smegma. Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma defeated Alexander Darling
02/07/08 - Davin Moreland[2] defeated The white emollient under the child's foreskin is called smegma. Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma
02/07/08 - Rabbxt defeated Davin Moreland
02/07/08 - Davin Moreland[3] defeated Rabbxt
02/07/08 - The white emollient under the child's foreskin is called smegma. Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma[2] defeated Davin Moreland
02/07/08 - Rabbxt's Blood defeated The white emollient under the child's foreskin is called smegma. Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma
02/07/08 - El Mop Omoroso defeated Rabbxt's Blood
02/07/08 - The Dead defeated El Mop Omoroso
02/07/08 - The Dead forfeits the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title
02/07/08 - Burger King Whopper Wrapper wins the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal title
02/07/08 - Carl From Fresno defeated Burger King Whopper Wrapper
02/07/08 - Burger King Whopper Wrapper[2] defeated Carl From Fresno
02/07/08 - Rabbxt[2] defeated Burger King Whopper Wrapper
02/08/08 - Firewoman defeated Rabbxt
02/13/08 - DDT Iron Mean Heavy Metal Championship Belt [2] defeated Firewoman
02/13/08 - Kayfabe defeated DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship Belt
02/14/08 - Firewoman[2] defeated Kayfabe
02/14/08 - Moosehead Jack[2] defeated Firewoman
02/14/08 - The Smurfs defeated Moosehead Jack
02/14/08 - Moosehead Jack[3] defeated The Smurfs
02/14/08 - Mooseheaded Jack defeated Moosehead Jack
02/14/08 - Rabbxt[3] defeated Mooseheaded Jack
02/14/08 - Giant Green Bean Bag Chair defeated Rabbxt
02/14/08 - Alexander Darling[2] defeated Giant Green Bean Bag Chair
02/14/08 - Rabbxt[4] defeated Alexander Darling
02/15/08 - Alexander Darling[3] defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Baby Basket With A Baby Inside of It defeated Alexander Darling
02/15/08 - Mysterious Black Figure defeated Baby Basket With A Baby Inside
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[5] defeated Mysterious Black Figure
02/15/08 - Blanket defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[6] defeated Blanket
02/15/08 - Blanket[2] defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Dog defeated Blanket
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[7] defeated Dog
02/15/08 - Moosehead Jack[4] defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Firewoman[3] defeated Moosehead Jack
02/15/08 - Sabu defeated Firewoman
02/15/08 - Mountain Dew defeated Sabu
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[8] defeated Mountain Dew
02/15/08 - Door defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Alexander Darling[4] defeated Door
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[9] defeated Alexander Darling
02/15/08 - Pile of Table Debris & a Coaster defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[10] defeated Pile of Table Debris & a Coaster
02/15/08 - Alexis Darling defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Rabbxt[11] defeated Alexis Darling
02/15/08 - Davin Moreland[4] defeated Rabbxt
02/15/08 - Curt "The Golden God" Schilling defeated Davin Moreland
02/15/08 - Davin Moreland[5] defeated Curt "The Golden God" Schilling
02/15/08 - Alexander Darling[5] defeated Davin Moreland
02/15/08 - Davin Moreland[6] defeated Alexander Darling
02/15/08 - Mooeshead Jack[5] defeated Davin Moreland
02/16/08 - Donovan Viper[3] defeated Moosehead Jack
02/16/08 - Stank defeated Donovan Viper
02/16/08 - SYB defeated Stank
02/16/08 - Rabbxt[12] defeated SYB
02/16/08 - Jerry "The King" Lawler defeated Rabbxt
02/16/08 - Crash Holly defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler
02/16/08 - Rabbxt[13] defeated Crash Holly
02/16/08 - The Corpse of Crash Holly defeated Rabbxt
02/17/08 - Rabbxt[14] defeated The Corpse of Crash Holly
02/17/08 - Davin Moreland[7] defeated Rabbxt
02/17/08 - SYB[2] defeated Davin Moreland
02/19/08 - Goalie Stick defeated SYB
02/19/08 - The Dead[2] defeated Goalie Stick
02/19/08 - Firewoman[4] defeated The Dead
02/19/08 - Rabbxt[15] defeated Firewoman
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[4] defeated Rabbxt
02/19/08 - $14,921 defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[5] defeated $14,921
02/19/08 - $14.921[2] defeated . Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III[6] defeated $14.921
02/19/08 - Desk Lamp defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[7] defeated Desk Lamp
02/19/08 - A Copy of War and Peace defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[8] defeated A Copy of War and Peace
02/19/08 - The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt[3] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[9] defeated the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt
02/19/08 - The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt[4] defeated Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III[10] defeated The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Visa Card defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[11] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Visa Card
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[12] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[2] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[13] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[3] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[14] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[4] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[15] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[5] defeated Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III[16] defeated Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - Ladder[5] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Rabbxt[16] defeated Ladder
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[17] defeated Rabbxt
02/19/08 - $14,921[3] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[18] defeated $14,921
02/19/08 - $14.921[4] defeated . Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III[19] defeated $14.921
02/19/08 - Desk Lamp[2] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[20] defeated Desk Lamp
02/19/08 - A Copy of War and Peace[2] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[21] defeated A Copy of War and Peace
02/19/08 - The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt[5] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[22] defeated the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt
02/19/08 - The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt[6] defeated Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III[23] defeated The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Belt
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Visa Card[2] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[24] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Visa Card
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[6] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[25] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[7] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[26] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[8] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[27] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[9] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington III[28] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen[10] defeated Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/19/08 - Fonzworth MacCappington III[29] defeated Fonzworth MacCappington III's Semen
02/19/08 - Ladder[6] defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
02/28/08 - F. Fonzworth MacCappington's Semen[11] defeated Ladder
02/28/08 - Lauren Phoenix and Aurora Snow's Bile ducts defeated F. Fonzworth MacCappington's Semen
02/28/08 - Andy Gaston defeated Aurora Snow & Lauren Phoenix waste
03/01/08 - The Dead[3] defeated Andy Gaston
03/02/08 - Jack Evans defeated The Dead
03/02/08 - Sparrow (v2.0) defeated Jack Evans
03/02/08 - Senior Referee Mel Creech defeated Sparrow (v2.0)
03/02/08 - Thai Dao & Ryan Gutierrez defeated Senior Referee Mel Creech
03/28/08 - Donovan Viper[2] defeated Thai Dao & Ryan Gutierrez
04/02/08 - Davin Moreland[8] defeated Donovan Viper
05/06/08 - LD Williams Mom defeated Davin Moreland
05/06/08 - Lucky defeated LD Williams Mom
05/06/08 - Davin Moreland[9] defeated Lucky
05/06/08 - Moosehead Jack[6] defeated Davin Moreland
05/08/08 - Monkh defeated Moosehead Jack
05/08/08 - Stank[2] defeated Monkh
05/26/08 - Moosehead Jack[7] defeated Stank
06/15/08 - Kayfabe defeated Moosehead Jack
06/15/08 - Moosehead Jack[8] defeated Kayfabe
06/29/08 - Justin Sane[2] defeated Moosehead Jack
06/30/08 - Ladder[7] defeated Justin Sane
06/30/08 - Davin Moreland[10] defeated Ladder
06/30/08 - Curt "The Golden God" Schilling[2] defeated Davin Moreland
06/30/08 - Michael Winslow defeated Curt "The Golden God" Schilling
06/30/08 - Justin Sane[3] defeated Michael Winslow
07/04/08 - A Copy of Justin Sane's Run DEA Application def. Justin Sane
07/04/08 - Justin Sane[4] defeated A Copy of Justin Sane's Run DEA Application
07/05/08 - Computer Keyboard defeated Justin Sane
07/05/08 - Karmic defeated Computer Keyboard
07/05/08 - iamdoug defeated Karmic
07/05/08 - The English Language defeated iamdoug
07/05/08 - Justin Sane[5] defeated The English Language
07/07/08 - Firewoman [5] defeated Justin Sane
07/07/08 - Attitude Adjuster[4] defeated Firewoman
07/15/08 - Medicine Man defeated Attitude Adjuster
07/15/08 - Ladder[8] defeated Medicine Man
07/19/08 - Carl From Fresno[2] defeated Ladder
07/30/08 - Ladder[9] defeated Carl From Fresno
07/30/08 - Donovan Viper[3] defeated Ladder
07/30/08 - Carl From Fresno[3] defeated Donovan Viper
08/15/08 - Eddie Izzard defeated Carl From Fresno
09/11/08 - Attitude Adjuster[5] defeated Eddie Izzard
09/16/08 - Fezzik defeated Attitude Adjuster
09/16/08 - SYB[3] "won" the title by buying it from Fezzik
09/18/08 - GM the Rick[2] defeated SYB
10/09/08 - Skurge defeated GM the Rick
12/14/08 - Moosehead Jack[9] defeated Skurge
01/08/09 - FF Capslock[30] defeated Moosehead Jack
01/08/09 - Matte defeated FF Capslock
01/18/09 - Moosehead Jack[11] defeated Matte
01/19/09 - Hot Cocktail Waitress defeated Moosehead Jack
01/19/09 - Moosehead Jack[12] defeated Hot Cocktail Waitress
01/19/09 - Hot Cocktail Waitress[2] defeated Moosehead Jack
01/19/09 - Moosehead Jack[13] defeated Hot Cocktail Waitress
01/22/09 - Chris Evans defeated Moosehead Jack
01/22/09 - Moosehead Jack[14] defeated Chris Evans
01/22/09 - Chris Evans[2] defeated Moosehead Jack
01/22/09 - Tytan defeated Chris Evans
01/24/09 - The Dead[4] defeated Tytan
02/11/09 - Skurge[2] defeated The Dead
02/23/09 - Half Brick defeated Skurge
02/23/09 - Skurge[3] defeated Half Brick
03/02/09 - Moosehead Jack[15] defeated Skurge
03/02/09 - Skurge[4] defeated Moosehead Jack
03/03/09 - The Exploded Remains of Steve Irbot defeated Skurge
03/03/09 - Sack-o-Droid defeated The Exploded Remains of Steve Irbot
03/03/09 - The Exploded Remains of Steve Irbot[2] defeated Sack-o-Droid
03/03/09 - Maxwell Q. Klinger defeated The Exploded Remains of Steve Irbot
03/03/09 - Skurge[5] defeated Maxwell Q. Klinger
03/03/09 - Moosehead Jack[16] defeated Skurge
03/07/09 - Evan Longoria defeated Mooshead Jack
03/07/09 - Pawn Shop defeated Evan Longoria
03/07/09 - A Bum off The Street defeated Pawn Shop
03/09/09 - Firewoman[6] defeated A Bum off the Street (Jeffrey)
03/09/09 - Davin Moreland[13] defeated Firewoman
03/09/09 - Alexander Darling[6] defeated Davin Moreland
03/09/09 - DH Magnusson defeated Alexander Darling
03/09/09 - Alexis Darling[3] defeated DH Magnusson
03/09/09 - Jeffrey[2] defeated Alexis Darling
03/09/09 - Moosehead Jack[17] defeated Jeffrey
03/09/09 - SYB[4] defeated Moosehead Jack
03/10/09 - Chris Evans defeated SYB
04/30/09 - Firewoman[6] defeated Chris Evans
06/04/09 - Lucky[2] defeated Firewoman
06/04/09 - Davin Moreland[14] defeated Lucky
07/01/09 - Tytan[2] defeated Davin Moreland
07/29/09 - SYB[5] defeated Tytan
07/29/09 - Tytan[3] defeated SYB
07/29/09 - SYB[6] defeated Tytan
07/29/09 - Tytan[4] defeated SYB
09/02/09 - SYB[7] defeated Tytan
09/02/09 - Tytan[5] defeated SYB
09/02/09 - SYB[8] defeated Tytan
09/02/09 - Tytan[6] defeated SYB
10/06/09 - Firewoman[7] defeated Tytan
10/06/09 - George "The Animal" Steele defeated Firewoman
10/07/09 - Poe defeated George "The Animal" Steele
10/07/09 - Firewoman[8] defeated Poe

[mooseheadjack]

## OOC ##
OK, for those of you wondering what's going on there, check out this thread for more details but basically this is like the old WWF Hardcore title with the 24/7 rule in full effect. Here are the rules summarised . . .

1) unless there is something special happening this title will only be defended and change hands in promos - not on actual shows

2) only the person actually holding the belt (Phil now obviously) can write the promo where it actually changes hands but - MHJ

- I think we should change the rules so that a title change can happen written by anyone at any time. You will just have to give me time to keep up with the changes

3) anyone can write a promo where they try and win it, they just can't succeed in the attempt

4) finally if someone is holding onto the belt for too long or is refusing to give it up, let myself or Moose know and we'll sort something out

Basically see this as an excuse to kick off/settle feuds and stuff . . . so I suggest someone contact Phil and sort out a way for it to be won . . . have fun and enjoy the match writing guys , we'll see how it goes for a while and maybe change things around a bit later if it's not working
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The Post That Started it All

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[mooseheadjack]

JW Westgaard and Tommy Wilder are outside their Locker room.

Tommy is trying to teach Missy how to do an olie on a skateboard, and JW is sitting in a lawn chair drinking one the new BUdweiser Alchoholic energy drink thingies while reading "Lets Play Hockey'

Tommy instructs, "So you put your foot here and go like this...."

Tommy performs a perfect olie.

Missy tries one and fails miserably, falling on her ever so cute ass....

JW: Careful there toots....you don't wanna hurt your meal ticket...

Missy tries again, same result.

Tommy begins to help her up when the DDT Heavy Metal Champion Phil walks up.

Phil: Yar, I been skateboarding all over tha galaxy...let me show ya a thing or two thar Missy.

Phil peforms an ollie

Wilder is impressed, "pretty good for a zombie robot piratre ninja"

JW, "don't forget lawyer"

Phil: Yar, that be nothin'

with that Phil pulls off a kick flip jetpack assisted 1080.

Wilder's jaw hits the floor.

Right as Phil lands the brawling Capellan and Niles anderson slam into the robot-pirate-zombie ninja knocking him into Missy, who falls on top of Phil.

Cap and nile continue brawling down the hallway and into the parking ramp's Taxi waiting area.


Phil: Yar. ....How are YOU doing?

Out of nowhere Referee Hale comes flying in and gets a two count before Phil realizes what is goin on and pushes missy off whith his telescoping arms..

Phil: ye be an Evil Gold digging wench after me title!

MIssy: that peices of shit belt?! get real

Phil Advances at missy and Wilder IMMEDIATELY steps in between the 500 pound Phil and the 105 pound missy

Tommy: BACK. OFF. NOW.

Phil looks at Tommy and then at JW who has now put down his magazine and is watching the fracas.

Phil, looks at the tag champs and then Missy, " Yar, stay away from my title wench!"

Phil leaves...

JW: Buh bye now....

Tommy , who seems very riled up: DUDE what an ass!....what would missy want with his title....

JW looks at missy who just kinda shrugs her shoulders with a sly grin on her face....

end scene

[mooseheadjack]

<mhj is storming down the hall mumbling something under his breath. As he rounds a corner he nearly runs into Phil>

Phil: Yar, nice Jersey ye be havin there.

<Jack just slowly turns and glares at Phil then starts to walk away, Phil watches him leave, as he turns around to walk away, Mack slams him in the back of the head with a metal pipe, knocking Phil to the ground and knocking his circuits crazy. Phil lies motionless on his back, unable to get up. Jack glares at him for a second then walks away.>

Meanwhile.....

<Justin Sane is walking down the hall reading a comic book and apparantly drawing inspiration for his upcoming tag match against Austraroo and Fly, Sane is not paying attention and trips on Phil's leg and falls across him, smacking his head on the concrete and knocking himself silly. Referee Angel Barros appears and makes the three count and pulls Justin Sane to his feet and raises his arm and hands him the title. Sane is still goofy as Phil comes around>

Phil: Yar, what be happenin? That scurvy dog Moosehead Jack bounced me noggin with a pipe. Say, Justin, why ye be holdin' my DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship?

JS: Ummmm, I think I just pinned you.

Phil: Yar.

[mooseheadjack]

<GatorBait is walking donw the hall backstage at the OOWF Arena, as he rounds the corner he sees an unconcious Justin Sane, lying face down, a crumpled dollar bill sticking out of his hand, and Vending Machine lying across his lower back and legs>

GB: What the? Justin? How is this kid still alive?

<Gator pulls Justin from under the machine and lays him on his back and slaps his face trying to bring hin around. Gator starts gettting a big concerned when Justing does not respond, so he puts his hands on his chest to start CPR, as soon as he does a referee appears from nowhere and makes a three count!>

Ref: WINNER! and NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION - GATORBAIT!!! <The ref hands Gator the title, GB looksa little confused>

GB: Uh, thanks, but ref, he's not breathing, the kid is out cold!

Ref: Huh? Oh, here, I'll get that, its a little trick I learned from Brutus Beefcake

<the ref pulls Sane up to a sitting position and rubs the back of his neck, then nails him with a palm strike to the back of the neck. Justin sputters a moment then wakes up>

JS: What the? What? I was going to get a snickers, and.....my title?

GB: Yeah, I guess I won it. Sorry about your luck.

JS<glaring at the vending machind> damn you Vending Machine

[mooseheadjack]

***GatorBait is at Vending Machine, about to get himself a 20 oz. Vault, when Wally walks up to him***

Wally B. King: Hey, Gator... I need some help adjusting the disco ball in our locker room, and you've got a little extra reach...

GatorBait: no problem, Wally...

***Gator and Wally head to their locker room***

GB: Lemme just grab this LADDER over here and I'll have it fixed in a jiffy...

***as GatorBait is ascending the LADDER, a drunken Outback Jack stumbles in with a sheila on each arm... in his haze, he bumps into LADDER, knocking Gator flying from the top rung...

Gator falls, flailing, and the heel of his boot catches Wally right in the temple... Gator falls to the dressing room floor flat on his back while his head snaps back, giving him a temporary concussion...

as a result of the confusion, LADDER falls on top of Gator and a groggy Wally is knocked to his back and winds up with an arm draped on Gator...

Referee Mel Creech shows up, and uses both hands to count 3...

winners and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champions... Wally B. King and LADDER!!!

[mooseheadjack]

***Outback Jack is still in a haze from his Foster's binge, and decides it's time for his "relaxation services" from the 2 sheilas***

OBJ: Nina & Tina, I think it's about time I showed the 2 of you the Down Under Thunder position...

***Outback Jack performs the lewd (and surprisingly acrobatic for a man his size) act then collapses on top of the pile of GatorBait, Wally, and Ladder...

Mel Creech--who had been sitting quietly in the corner enjoying the show--gets down, counts 3, and drags Nina & Tina out of the locker room with him***

your NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion... Outback Jack!!!

[mooseheadjack]

*The Chickenshit Heels, with entourage, are walking down a hallway, discussing plans to go out to dinner.*

JA: Is that a Bitch Mountain cop? Let's get out of sight!

*JA shoves AA through a door labelled Gym, and the rest of the crew follow them. AA trips over a can of Fosters and lands on top of Outback Jack, who had just complated a set of bench presses. As OBJ reaches to grab the can, Mel Creech appears to count to 3.*

OBJ: Get off me, ya fat bastard.

AA: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.

*AA struggles to his feet and Creech hands him the belt.

Your new DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion … Alan “Attitude Adjuster” Capps!

JA: He's heavy alright.

AA: Shut up, Johnny!

RF: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! TO BE THE MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO ... fall on him?

RS: Damn.

*As the Chickenshit Heels leave with the belt, OBJ is seen sitting on the bench, head in hands*

GB: Upset over losing the title?

OBJ: No. That was our last beer!

[mooseheadjack]

AA and JA are in the gym, with AA holding the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship belt.

AA: How did I get this? And where are we?

JA: My guess is you can answer the first question easier than the second. When was the last time you saw a gym?

AA: Hey, I've been busy. I had to go to Hollywood to earned the Five Point Palm Death Thingie, and I've been working hard on our promos since the Bag O Promos disappeared after our blow off match.

JA: Suuuurrrrreee, that's the reason. Though the Box O Promos kinda has had a bit of "Who Drove the Hummer" continuity failure to it. So what are you gonna do with that belt?

AA: I'll do what I always do with title belts. I'll institute my legally binding 30-day defense clause, defend it once a month and become the longest standing champion ever without actually pinning anyone. What is the longest title rein for this DDT Heavy Metal Rob Zombie Thing anyway?

JA: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The longest title rein was by Justin Sane...

AA: I MADE that guy! This ought to be easy.

JA: He held the belt for 6 days, 17 hours and 59 minutes.

AA: That's it? And why so specific?

JA: Here's the bad news. There's no 30-day clause for this belt. It's a 24/7 belt.

AA: A WHAT? 24/7? Anyone can jump me anywhere? The hell?

JA: Technically, it can only change hands during promos, so you're safe in the ring.

AA: Can only change hands during PROMOS??? Like now?

(Suddenly there's a knock on the door. A voice on the other side of the door says

VOTOSOTD: Open up in there! Bitch Mountain Police! Anyone in there? We're looking for Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline! Open the door!

AA and JA bolt out the back door of the gym. AA gets a step past the door when he's hit with a SPEAR by Josh O'Neal!!!! O'Neal goes for the pin but it's broken up by Johnny Adrenaline. ADRENALINE RUSH on O'Neal. JA picks up AA, and they scamper away as police knock down the door on the other side of the gym.

AA: This sucks...

[mooseheadjack]

"Alan?" Johnny Adrenaline enters a seedy looking apartment. "I picked up those sandwiches. Just Subway, because Ric's was crawling with cops looking for us ..." he trails off, "... why is it so dark in here?"

"Close the door!" a voice hisses out of the shadows.

"Alan? Is that you?"

"Close the door!"

"OK man, but I don't know how we're going to see to eat these sandwiches ..."

As soon as the door is closed, there's a click click sound and the room is illuminated by the dim blue glow of a gas stove top.

AA stands next to the stove, his clothes in rags, his eyes wild, and his cheeks covered with three day growth.

"Jesus man, what happened to you?" Adrenaline asks.

"My title!" AA mutters pats the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship belt, "They all want my title! Even the cops are after it! I can't go out or they'll take it from me."

"Ohhhhkay." Adrenaline puts the sandwiches down, nice and slowly, "Alan, I've only been gone like 45 minutes to get lunch. Don't you think you're taking this 'hunted man' thing a little too seriously."

"Oh, they'd like you to THINK that." AA nods, his face bizarrely illuminated in the blue light, "But as soon as you're off your guard, THAT's when they strike!"

"But nobody knows you're here except me!"

"You could have been followed! Or maybe you're helping them! Yes! You want my belt don't yoU! Well you can't have it! It's mine!" AA hunches over the title, "My preciousssssss."

"Damn it Alan, have you been watching that movie on Showtime again?"

"Stay away!" AA ignores the question, "It's mine!" he scuttles into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

Adrenaline stands there for a moment, looking confused.

Then AA scuttles out, grabs his sandwich off the table, and slams the bathroom door behind him once more.

"Alan! Alan? You know we have to go to the arena tonight!" Adrenaline sighs. "Look man, I promise I'm not going to take your belt off you. I swear on -" he casts about for inspiration, "- I swear on this sandwich! If I try to take your belt off you, you can have all my sandwiches in future."

"Orllhuffthum?"

"Orl ... All of them."

AA sheepishly appears in the bathroom doorway.

"Sorry man. I'm just not used to the pressure of holding a title. The constant expectations, the need to carry the whole company on my shoulders, the demands of all the groupies -"

"Sure thing, Alan." Adrenaline waves him off, "Lets just get to the arena, OK?"

[mooseheadjack]

The Chickenshit Heel Posse is at Ric’s Sandwich Shop.

AA: Man, have you noticed all the noise in the back this week? Is there construction or something going on?

JA: I don’t know. All I hear is blood-curdling screams like humans are being beaten with chairs and other assorted foreign objects for gratuitous bloodlust.

AA: Wow. Hey, you want a sandwich?

JA: What is that, your fifth today? You’re going to look like Abdullah soon.

Abby and AA (together): Hey! Don’t insult me like that! (Abby and AA turn and stare at each other.)

AA: Ric, I want a turkey and avocado on rye with extra pickles.

A little girl walks by the sandwich shop.

LG: Can I have a turkey samitch?

JA: What the hell?

LG (to Johnny): Daddy?

The Posse: Daddy?!?

JA: Savannah! Ix-nah on the fabe-kay! Go play with Uncle Ron.

RS: Damn!

Meanwhile, Ric’s making sandwiches. The mustard container seems to be clogged, however, and Ric’s getting irritated.

RF: CLOGGED MUSTARD! YOU CAN’T CLOG MUSTARD! YOU’VE ALREADY CLOGGED THE MUSTARD!

AA: That just made no sense.

Suddenly Ric flips out, rips off his jacket, tosses the mustard bottle to the floor and drops an elbow on the bottle. Mustard squirts out and shoots into the face of Attitude Adjuster. AA screams as the mustard sears his eyes and he starts banging his hand on the sandwich counter. Referee Gavin Hale, walking by, sees AA tapping and calls for the bell.

Ring Announcer: Winner and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion…this bottle of mustard?

AA: Whaaa?

RF: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Flair drops another elbow on the mustard and Gavin Hale makes the three-count.

RA: Winner and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion…Ric Flair!

RF: WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AA: Whaaaaaa?

JA: Missed it by about two days, AA. Nice try. Now how do we get the belt off Flair?

[mooseheadjack]

[The Chickenshit Heels and Ric Flair stand around looking at each other...]

AA: Um, Naitch... can uh... I have my belt back?

JA: Yeah, you didn't really win anything, Ric? You wouldn't want to accept that title from a bottle of mustard, would ya?

RF: WHADDAYA KNOW ABOUT EARNING ANYTHING, PUNK?? I'VE BLED, I'VE SWEAT, AND I'VE PAID THE PRICE SIXTEEN TIMES! WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE?

AA: Buy sandwiches from you?

RF: NO, YOU HAVEN'T D... Sandwiches? Alan, why you gotta make me talk in lower case for, man? You know I love to rant and rave.

AA: Go ahead then, Naitch.

RF: FINE! I WILL! AND YOU TWO BOYS ARE GONNA HAFTA WALK THAT AISLE! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STYLE AND...

JA: [pointing away from Flair] Hey Tude, isn't that Baby Doll?

AA: That IS Baby Doll!

RF: BABY DOLL??? WHERE?

AA: Over there...

RF: I WANT THE GLAMOUR SHOTS OF DUSTY!

JA: Ric, if we go get them from her, will you lay down for Alan?

RF: DEAL! I WANT THE PICTURES!

[The Chickenshit Heels approach Baby Doll.]

AA: Baby Doll? Attitude Adjuster, nice to meet you.

JA: Whoa, you've put on a few... [AA elbows Johnny] ...a few great shows in my lifetime. I remember that match with Tully...

AA: Johnny here's a huge fan. He was wondering if you still had the pictures of Dusty.

BD: Yeah, I still got em...

AA: Well, could we see them?

BD: You think I carry them in my purse?

JA: I would.

[AA and BD look at Johnny.]

JA: What?

AA: Sweetheart, we could really use them right now. You live here in town?

BD: As a matter of fact I do... I'm here as a guest of Hardbody Harris.

JA: HUH?

BD: He's taken my daughter out on a few dates. Such a fine young man. Always brings her home on time...

[Johnny and AA look at each other, then shake their heads and continue their conversation.]

JA: Sweetie, if you could run back to your house and get those pics, we be very appreciative.

AA: I might even give you my autograph.

[Flair storms over.]

RF: BABY DOLL! I WANT THE PICTURES! WANT EM! NOW! [Flair begins stripping.]

BD: Ric, I don't have them with me! So this is what's goin on? Flair up to his old tricks again? It's been 20 years, and ain't a damn thing changed... except the flab on your chest, Naitch.

RF: AND THE FLAB ON YOURS! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS LUSCIOUS! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

BD: You want the Dusty pics, Ric? It'll cost you the pics of Elizabeth.

AA: WHOA! What was that??

JA: The Liz pics?

BD: A woman's not allowed to swing both ways? I thought this was the 21st century. You think Crockett would've let me get away with that in the good ol' days?

RF: WELL I DON'T HAVE THE LIZ PICTURES!

JA: [in disappointment] You don't?

RS: Aw, damn....

RF: IT WAS AN ANGLE, DAMN IT! THEY NEVER EXISTED!

AA: But weren't the pictures of Dusty only...

[Johnny elbows AA.]

BD: No pictures then, Ric. Sorry.

RF: I'LL TELL YA WHO THE BLACK SCORPION WAS!

AA: Wasn't it you, Ric?

RF: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FAT BOY! I'LL TELL YA WHO DROVE THE HUMMER! WHO RAISED THE BRIEFCASE! HOW THE UNDERTAKER GOT HIS URN BACK AFTER THEY MELTED IT DOWN! WHO DDP'S BENEFACTOR WAS! HELL, BABY, IF YOU WANT WOMEN, I GOT OLD PICTURES OF WOMAN LAYING AROUND MY HOUSE!

[Suddenly Chris Benoit explodes into the picture and takes Flair down with a stiff clothesline and immediately puts him in the crossface.]

JA: Now, Tude, now!

[AA gets on the floor and slaps THE CLAW on Flair as Benoit has the crossface locked in. Angelo Barros happens to be walking by, drops his coffee, and gets in position to check on Flair.]

RF: I QUIT DAMN IT!

[Barros rings the bell, and AA releases the hold, but Benoit keeps the Crossface cinched in. Since Benoit won't release, Barros simply awards the title to AA.]

WINNER and the NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion: ATTITUDE ADJUSTER!

JA: Chris, he didn't mean that. He was just showing off to Baby Doll.

AA: Yeah, thanks, honey.

[Baby Doll leaves her right hand imprinted in AA's left cheek and walks off. Benoit releases the hold and just walks off.]

AA: You don't think Naitch is gonna be mad at us, do ya?

JA: Hell no. You give him too much business.

[mooseheadjack]

The Chickenshit Heel Posse wanders into the weight room at the local gym. They are quite a sight, as Abdullah the Butcher and Attitude Adjuster both have their shirts off and look like twin brothers from different mothers. Attitude Adjuster, carrying the DDT title over one shoulder and the tag team belt over the other shoulder, decides to do some bench presses.

JA: Whoa there, AA. You’re going to work out? Don’t you need a sandwich or something first?

AA: What do you mean? I’m in the gym all the time. You just don’t see me here because you’re out golfing or something.

AA lays down on the bench and sets the weight at 350 pounds. He’s postures for a couple minutes when suddenly there’s a loud crash and lots of yelling and screaming. Someone hollers “Stop that Steroid Goon!” A 100-pound weight flies through the weight room like a paper airplane. From around the corner, we see four men hanging off Harper Camby, who seems a little pissed off.

HC: I DON’T WAIT FOR ANYONE! WHEN I WANT TO LIFT, I’M GONNA LIFT!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

RF: WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

HC: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!

RF: YOU HAVE NUTS THE SIZE PEAS, SHRINKAGE BOY!!!!!

Camby picks up Flair and lawn darts him into the rock climbing area.

HC: I WANT THAT $25,000!!!!!!!!! I WANT THOSE TITLES!!!!!!!!!!!

AA: Huh?

Swiftly, Johnny Adrenaline sneaks behind Camby and levels him with a belt shot to the back of the head. Camby staggers, trips over a free weight and falls on top of AA on the bench press. A referee appears from the back room and counts to three.

Ring Announcer: Your winner and new OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion, Harper Camby!

AA rolls out from under Camby, grabs his tag team belt and bolts for the door. The Posse follows.

AA: Johnny, what was he yelling about $25,000 for?

JA: Well, there’s something I need to tell you.

(From the 5/10 Midweek Mayhem preview thread.)

[mooseheadjack]

Harper Camby is pissed about letting the Chickenshit Heels get away and picks up a weight and flings it into a wall mirror smashing it into pieces. Then he sees the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title and seems to calm a bit. He lifts it up and throws it over his shoulder and walks out of the gym.

****
Back at the arena Tommy O’Neal is in the “Heel” lockerroom talking things over with Thim Reynolds.

TR: Look I’ll take care of Seraph and you boys handle the Aussies and this partnership will work out fine. That was so simple even a limey should be able to follow it.

TO: Ay out to brik ya Bretis nec’ ya nancy boy. Ya do yur par’ an ‘arpa an me ul tek care of dos Aussey feks.

Harper walks into the room with the DDT Title over his shoulder.

TO: Is the twenny fev thousan’ dulla’s ores?

HC: They got away.

TO: Whot’s that?

HC: It’s something I picked up along the way.

TR: That’s the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title. He got to AA but it was for that title not the Tag Titles.

HC: Hey, I went there for the tag titles, this baby just happened to fall into my lap.

TO: An now ya jus’ forgo’ abot da teg tytels?

HC: That’s not how it is!

TR: I’ll solve the problem for you.

Thim trips Harper and then locks in the Reflex-o-lock. Harper is yelling for Tommy to stop him. Tommy hesitates but then grabs Thim and pulls him off Harper. Harper grabs the title and runs out of the room.

[mooseheadjack]

Harper Camby is sitting alone in his hotel room with the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Title draped over a chair. The door opens and Ayaka walks in

HC: What's up babe?

Ayaka says nothing but pushes Harper down on the bed and pulls the covers over them. We see some wiggleing and then a Ninja Outfit flies out from the covers followed by some pants. We can see Harper's head sticking out from under the covers. He is face up and Ayaka's hands are rubbing his face. A referee sneaks in and crawls up to the bed and counts to three.

Ref: WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION AYAKA

Ayaka hops off Harper and drapes the blanket around her. She grabs the title and starts to walk out of the hotel passing Tommy O'Neal on her way out. Harper looks confused.

HC: Ayaka? What the hell was that all about?

TO: 'arpa. Dat wos me ideya. You dun nee de tytel. we haf ta regain ar teg tem tytels. Den all de Briged hes gol'.

HC: Yuo could have let me in on the plans.

TO: Ye got poon et ef it.

HC: True enough. Alright, we'll focus on winning those titles from those Chickenshit Bastards.

[mooseheadjack]

(Copied from the 5-24 MM preview thread.)

Moments later, The Chickenshit Heels walk into a nearby Denny's. They are wearing hats and dark sunglasses for fear of being spotted by the cops...or anyone from the OOWF, for that matter.

AA: It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

JA: Huh? We're nowhere near Chicago and we came here by taxi. And neither of us smoke.

AA: Yeah, I know. But it's a great movie line. And it is dark and we are wearing sunglasses.

JA: The future's so bright, we have to wear shades!

RF: WHOOOO!!!!!!!!

Denny's Waitress: Are you two idiots done monkeying around?

AA: No, we left Fred the Monkey back in the States. Couldn't get the immunization papers squared away.

JA: Dude, we're Canadian...eh? United States, hack patooie! Cameraman, zoom in on abs!

AA: Isn't that usually my line?

DW: ...

AA: I'll have the toasted turkey sub on rye, a plate of fries, a Denny's Unlimate MeatBurger and a Chocolate Sundae. Oh, and a Diet Coke.

JA: I think I just lost my appetite. But I will have a Tequila Fresh and Fruity Tutie Rootie. Does it come with an umbrella straw?

TCHs eat, with AA taking some of his in a doggie bag. As they walk out the door, AA says:

AA: Man, with the bounty on us and the cops after us, I'm under a lot of pressure. It's a good thing I dropped that Iron Man Ozzy Osborne title to Harper Camby. I wonder who has that title now?

At that very moment, AA turns the corner and swings his full bag of food right into Ayaka's face, who was waiting to ambush The Chickenshit Heels. Ayaka falls to ground, dropping her kendo stick. AA trips over the stick, stumbles while trying to save his food, and falls on top of Ayaka. Ref Gavin Hale runs from a nearby cab and counts the pinfall.

YOUR NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Attitude Adjuster!

JA: Aw, shit.

[mooseheadjack]

*The Chickenshit Heels are talking strategy with their Posse.*

Johnny Adrenaline: Ok, since we're the tag team champs, you guys better make a strong showing at Midweek Mayhem. Ric, since you're old, I designate you team captain.

Ric Flair: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'M GONNA TAKE THE TEAM CAPTAIN FOR A RIDE ON SPACE MOUNTAIN! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

AA: No, you idiot, you're the team captain.

Ric Flair: LOOK HERE, FAT BOY! ELEVATE ME TO CAPTAINCY? I'M ALREADY ELEVATED! ELEVATE ME? I'M ALREADY ELEVATED!

AA: Fat Boy?! That's it, I'm making the Repo Man captain.

Ron Simmons: Damn!

Ric Flair: WHOOOOOOO!!!!! TO BE THE TEAM CAPTAIN, YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE TEAM CAPTAIN! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

Repo Man and Ric Flair now engage in a vicious, somehow 5-star, slobberknocker!

AA: Damn guys, save it for your match against the establishment.

Ric Flair: WHY SHOULD I SAVE IT?! I'VE BLED, I'VE SWEATED, AND I'VE PAID THE PRICE SIXTEEN TIMES!!!!

*Abdullah the butcher sticks a fork in him*

Ric Flair: SEVENTEEEN!!!!!

Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster are so busy watching the brawl that they don't notice Nayr the Halfling Luchadore sneaking up behind them with a barbed wire baseball bat. He smashes it against AA's head.

Nayr: I got in a brawl with you guys at Donnybrook, and I just hit AA with a barbed wire baseball bat! I'm hardcore now, right? That means I get the DDT Iron, Steel and Metal Championship!

*Abdullah is ready and attacks with a fork! But Nayr dodges and Abdullah jabs Ron Simmons instead*

RS: Damn!

Ric Flair: STICK A FORK IN HIM, HE'S DONE! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Johnny Adrenaline comes out of nowhere with the sandwich shot to Nayr's head!*

Nayr: Ouch.

*Johnny stares at him for a while. Nothing happens.*

JA: Ric, where's the sandwich with the metal bar in it?

Ric: WHADDYA WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE SANDWICHES, PUNK?!

JA: Uh, where's the one with the metal bar?

Ric: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO EAT! IT'LL TAKE YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM FOR A RIDE TO SPACE MOUNTAIN, BUT IT MIGHT NOT COME OUT THE OTHER END!

JA: Ewww.

*Meanwhile, Nayr has been hammering AA with baseball bat shots and finally makes the cover*

Sterling Glaw: Three! Your new DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion, Nayr the Halfling Luchadore!

Nayr: All right! *he runs away*

Ric Flair: I TOLD YA! SPACE MOUNTAIN! BUT DID YOU LISTEN? WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

AA: Shut the fuck up, Ric.

Ric: FAT BOY!

*END*

[mooseheadjack]

As Moose and Williams walk away from their interview, they come across Nayr and Fly talking strategy. Williams grabs a shovel and starts toward Nayr

LDW: I'm about to win a title and send a little message

<Jack stops Williams>

MHJ: Hold up LD, now is not the time. If we wail on these two, that gives Adrenaline and Capps an easy win tonight?

LDW: So?

MHJ: So, Fly and Nary can beat those two, and you know we can beat them, how good will it feel to hold those titles and have Adrenaline coming after YOU for a title shot?

LDW:<smirking> Adrenaline begging me for a title shot. You are right, I can take that little Halfling chump out any time I want

[mooseheadjack]

*Nayr and Fly are WALKING in the parking lot! Nayr has new GANGSTA! goggles and hip hop clothes that make him look almost as wiggerish as Fly (think Filthy Animals Rey Mysterio). They're holding their tag team championship belts, and Nayr is using the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal championship as an actual belt, which explains why his pants are down so low (it was made for Phil after all). wCw catch up to them.*

Wilder: Congratulations on your World Tag Team victory! You sure showed Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster!

Fly: Hah! They D-to-tha-izzidnt stand no chance against our mad aerial skillz. We beat them easily, yo.

Nayr: Word!

Westgaard: Remember, you guys need
to beat them in a rematch. And after that, you'll need to beat KZ, which is no small feat.

Fly: Rematch? We're not scared of T-H-to-tha-izzem. Death row 187 4 life. We beat tizzle once, we can do it again. And wizzy not scared of KZ, eitha. You betta recognize thizzay me n Nayr is tha OOWF World Tag Team Champions. Wizzle takes on anybody spittin' that real shit! And if tha Chickenshit Heels try anythin' funny, Wizzy! Well hit em wit tha Flava Drop n Nayr Star Pressizzle, n theyll be history. Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

Nayr: Word!

Westgaard: You know guys, we'll get a title shot eventually too. And when we do-

*WHAM! Moosehead Jack takes out Westgaard with a 2x4 to the face! He is out cold! LD Williams slams a chair against Nayr!*

LD: I want that title, now!

*Fly plasters LD Williams with the Tag Team Title Belt! Wilder attacks MHJ, but MHJ grabs him. DDT onto the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship belt (currently around Nayr's waist)! However, Fly plasters MHJ with a belt shot as well. MHJ and LD are out! Fly stacks them on top of each other, and then climbs up on his Lime Green Hatchback! FLAVA DROP holding the belt under his legs! And MHJ and LD are out! However, Wilder slumped onto Nayr after the DDT and the ref has been counting.*

Glaus: Your new Iron Man Heavy Metal DDT Champion, Tommy Wilder!

*Everyone makes it to their feet. MHJ and LD look at Nayr and Fly, who have grabbed the 2x4 and chair, respectively. Westgaard and Wilder are up as well, the latter has a look of confusion.*

LD: Fine. I don't need that stupid title. Because in a few weeks, I'll get a title shot against you guys with Moosehead Jack.

MHJ: And when that happens, we won't just take the titles as well, we might just take your lives. Trust me.

Nayr: What if the Chickenshit Heels win?

*MHJ and LD Williams look at each other, and begin to laugh, a low, evil chuckle. They continue laughing as they exit the screen.*

Fly: Thats rizzight! Youd wanna be gangsta run! Anytime you wizzle some, come git some!

END

[mooseheadjack]

*Ecosystem opens a door in a hotel room*

Eco: Hello? Anyone in here? Can I use this room? *He spots Tommy snoring* Ooh...shiny belt.

*Eco whips out a cell phone and sends a text message. In one minute, a referee walks in.*

Eco: Easy...

*Eco slowly drapes an arm over the sleeping Wilder.*

Referee: *shouting* ONE!!!! TWO!!!!

Wilder: *hopping up* Huh? What? Grandma, get out!!!

*Eco and the referee run away and shut the door. Wilder falls back asleep.*

Eco: Eh, good try. Guess I'll use 110.

Referee: Can I sleep with you?

*Pause*

Eco: No.

Referee: Not "sleep with", but share a-

Eco: No. Go away.

[mooseheadjack]

Firechild sneaks into Wilder's room with a ref and sees that the belt is gone......

FC: <mutters under breath> goddamn.

For good measure he smashes the referee with the Angel's Wings and spills some whiskey over the floor and sets fire to the room...

FC: Just you wait, Ill get some gold......

[mooseheadjack]

***a few weeks ago***

Tommy Wilder is asleep in his hospital bed. It is dark. The door creeps open. From the camera angle, we only see the light of the hallway and a shadowy figure slowly walk in.

The Underdawg walks up to Tommy's hospital bed!

UD: You will NOT rest... in... extreme peace.... You will return. Triumphently.

Underdawg places his paw on Tommy's forehead and closes his eyes.

REFEREE STERLING GLAW RUNS IN!

ONE! TWO!

Underdawg quickly turns his head to stare menacingly at Glaw. Glaw runs off.

Wilder: (in his sleep) Mu... mu... Missy?

Wilider takes Underdawgs paw and wraps it around him as he smiles and curls into the fetal position.

GLAW RUNS IN!

ONE! TWO! TH *urk!*

Underdawg has Glaw in a goozle with his free arm and stares at him again, this time growling. As Glaw is about to piss his pants, he lets go as and the ref runs off again as we fade out with Underdawg's arm still curled up around Wilder's.

UD: Aw dammit. My arm's going to fall asleep.

[mooseheadjack]

Tommy Wilder is walking down the hall with the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship draped over his shoulder when Moosehead Jack steps out of the shadows and CREAMS him with a chair shot to the face. Wilder hits the floor OUT COLD! Jack looks at him for a moment, then just walks away leaving his PRONE UNCONSCIOUS body on the floor.

[mooseheadjack]

The Knife is walking down the hall, and comes across the down and stunned Tommy Wilder....

Knife: Hey - are you OK, buddy? <Puts hand on chest and gives wilder a shake> Gee, what happened to you?

<Suddenly Tommy O'Neill and Sterling Glaw appear! The Ref counts 3!>

Referee Glaw: NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion - Hey, who the heck ARE you?

Knife: Me? I'm the Knife.....Pleased to meet you sir!

Glaw: Yeah, whatever.... let me get out of here... "NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION - KNIFE"

TO: Wha? NO! Ya Fekkin' Nancy boyo limp flitted excuse fo' a ref! I'm suppos' tae win the fekkin title!

Glaw: Sorry buddy....them's the breaks! <wanders off>

TO: <Spins to face The Knife> Yea! Ye fekkin indie-rope-ridin, fairy-winged, newbie FEKKER! Ye fekkin nikk'd me title!

Knife: I'm....sorry? But isn't it HIS title? <Points at Wilder>

TO: Nae anymore, ye wet behin' the eers fekkin yobo nancy! It's YOURS!

Knife: Well, THAT isn't right. Shouldn't I win it in the ring?

TO: Tha' aint how it fekkin' werks, ye fekkin' ayseed! Ye fekkin' pinned tha overcaffinated wanka, so ye get the belt!

Knife: Oh, but I wasn't TRYING to pin him! I mean, he was on the floor, out cold, and I was trying to see if he was OK... I think I better talk to the General Manager.....<starts to wander off>

TO: WhA? Are ye DAFT? Take yer' bleeding belt! It ain't like ye gonna be the fekkin' champ for fekkin' long!

Knife: Oh, I'm sure Mr. TheRick will be fair....Oh, can I ask you a question?

TO: <Confused> Huh? What?

Knife: Wasn't National Talk Like a Pirate Day yesterday?

TO: Wha? I always fekkin' talk like this ye sheep shaggin' fekkin, little fairy wanka!

Knife: Oh! So you're the wrestling pirate?

TO: What? NO!

Knife: OK, now I'm confused...Oh! One other thing...

TO: NOW WHAT?

Knife: What's Fekkin?

[mooseheadjack]

*The Knife is walking backstage with his newly won DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship. He is spotted by Concrete TG.*

CTG- The Knife!

TK- Yes, sir?

CTG- Hey, we've been watching you lately. I gotta tell you, we're impressed!

TK- Thank you, sir. I'm a big fan. May I ask, what do you mean we?

CTG- Yeah. Me and LADDER here.

TK- Um...this ladder is impressed by me?

CTG- This isn't just a ladder, my friend. This is THE ladder. This...is LADDER!

TK- Well, its a pleasure to meet you, LADDER.

*The Knife tries to shake one of LADDER's rungs when suddenly Voltage runs in and smashes LADDER on top of The Knife and delivers a big legdrop on both of them. Referee Sterling Glaw drops and delivers a three count.*

SG- Your winner, and the NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION, LADDER!

*Voltage runs off laughing.*

TK- Well...that was rude.

CTG- I'll say.

*LADDER looks conflicted, basking in the glow of his victory, but also a little upset to have won it by nefarious means*

CTG- I feel ya, LADDER.

TK- Don't worry about it, new friend. I don't hold a grudge. But that Voltage fellow is due a stern talking to.