OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Cape Town, South Africa
REGICIDE vs. TEXPRESSTexpress makes their way to the ring first, to a thunderous ovation. Chad Madison and Zane Myers (w/Bridgette) drink in the cheers and greet the fans as they make their way down the aisle. They pose, and then Zane stretches while Chad runs the ropes. The lights dim, and Regicide makes their way to the ring, both sporting “LD Williams is a Fraud” t-shirts. Get yours now at OOWFShop.Com! Tytan gets in first and chooses to stare menacingly at Texpress, while LD Williams bounces off the ropes a couple of times to get loose. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros looks at both teams. He's satisfied there are no illegal weapons thanks to his awesome X-Ray vision, and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Chad and Tytan are out first without much discussion with their teammates, and go for a lockup. Oh Chad, you're little. When will you ever learn? Tytan backs Chad easily into the corner. Barros asks for a clean break, and it looks promising until Tytan slaps Chad in the face. The crowd hates this and so does Chad as he immediately goes on offense as Tytan laughs to himself, he eats a Running Enziguri. Chad goes all Thesz Press on Tytan, and rocks him with some Greco-Roman right hands to the face. Just as we're afraid he's gone all Ralphie from A Christmas Story (the swearing is NOT confirmed), Chad hops up and runs the ropes before hitting a Running 450 Splash on Tytan. Awesome. Cover, 1..2..no. Chad goes right into another cover, which gets a shorter 2. Another cover gets just one-and-a-half and Chad gets thrown across the ring after a big kick out. Clearly Chad wants to make the Texpress losing streak a thing of the past. Chad hovers over Tytan to attack again, but this time he's GOOZLED by Tytan from his back. Wow, some throwback Tytan there. Tytan gets to his feet and Chad's in big trouble. Tytan moves the arm over, but Chad tries to elbow his way out of it. Tytan's awfully strong though, and gets him up for the Choke slam. He's got Chad up, but Chad Reverses into the Del Rio Cross-Arm Breaker! Holy crap! Tytan is both shocked and in a lot of pain, and he'd be in trouble if this were a singles match. But it's not, and LD breaks up the hold.
Zane no likey, and he comes lumbering in after LD, but as contractually obligated in a tag match, Barros is forced to stop Facial Interference. This allows for some cheap ass-kicking and strangling by LD and Tytan as Barros has his back turned. It just so happens that when Barros turns around, LD starts whistling and looking out into the crowd. Oh LD, you're such a rascal. The effect here is that Tytan has gained complete control here, as he whips Chad into the corner, and follows in right behind him with a Huge Splash. Chad is glassy-eyed and stumbles out of the corner right into a cool-looking Release German Suplex. Chad looks done. Tytan takes this opportunity to tag in LD. He stays on the apron as Tytan lifts Chad into the air. It's time for the Executioner's Song! LD slingshots himself in, and just keeps flying, managing to roll to his feet! Zane came in and Chop Blocked Tytan just as LD took off! Tytan grabs for his knee as he rolls out of the ring, and Chad harmlessly hits the mat. Zane is escorted out of the ring, and LD, the legal man, goes to attack Chad.
But Chad kicks LD square in the ankle. Hard. Weird, right? But effective, as LD has to take a knee as he tries to take a step forward. Chad gets one last burst of energy, and kills LD with a Shining Wizard. He's got nothing left to make the cover, but he's not too far from Zane, who is reaching his hand out. LD starts going toward his corner, but there's no Tytan. Where is he?
The camera smash-cuts to Tytan, who is methodically and menacingly walking toward the lovely Bridgette. Bridgette is obviously scared, she usually doesn't even come out to matches. She ends up screaming, and Zane, from the apron, hears it. His head snaps around and he just reacts and CLOBBERS Tytan with a Flying Forearm from the apron. He follows this up with an epic old-school beat down of punches and stomps. However...
Back in the ring, Chad has reached his corner. Obviously, no one's there, so Chad tries to pull himself up to see what's going on. LD, who was shaken, but not all that beat up, HAS assessed the situation, and charges over to what's left of Chad. HUGE Implant DDT from LD. Chad may well be dead. LD isn't satisfied however (he's trying to be a heel again after all), so he locks in the Corpse of Chad for a CANADIAN DESTROYER! The end.
WINNER in 12:37 by PINFALL...Regicide!
As soon as the bell goes off, Zane whips his head back to the ring, and sees what happened. LD rouses Tytan and they head up the ramp. Zane and Bridgette both rush in to check on Chad, and medical personnel rush to the ring. Not necessary, as Chad comes to and gets up. Zane starts giving his apology to Chad, and so does Bridgette. Chad listens to them for a second, and then just shakes his head, going up the ramp by himself, with Zane and Bridgette trailing behind.
ALEXANDER DARLING, FIREWOMAN & THE FLYIN’ HAWAIIANS vs. THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGSThe Brass Knuckle Kings enter the arena to an echoing chorus of boos, and proceed to the ring surrounded by the Posse. Eric O’Mac and Bryce Larson look confident, flashing their titles and shadow boxing, while Chris Evans and Matt Folz follow them, determination etched on their faces. All four are wearing their trademark brass knuckles. They reach ringside and are confronted by referee Davis Hightower, who orders the Posse to the back. Eric argues, and is unfazed when Hightower starts talking disqualification. His tune changes, however, when Hightower mentions vacating titles. Eric sends the Posse to the back and the Kings climb into the ring.
The arena lights dim, and flames erupt on the OOWF-tron and around the stage. The Flyin’ Hawai’ians step through the curtain as a Hawaiian drum beat starts. Kai and Aina are each carrying a clangy pole and, from the way they incorporate them into their brief Haka dance, they’re no strangers to the weapon. They finish the dance facing each other across the ramp, and Alexander Darling and Firewoman walk out between them to the opening chords of "Princes of the Universe" and an explosion of cheers. Alex is carrying his sledgehammer, and Fire has her garrote around her neck and Happy Dethbat III in her hand. The four walk to the ring unaccompanied, Noelani and Alexis having wisely chosen to stay in the back tonight. They reach ringside and stop as the Kings line the ropes nearest them, and the verbal warfare begins. Hightower bravely steps between the teams and forces the Kings back to allow their opponents into the ring. Once everyone is inside, Barros simultaneously calls for the bell and dives for safety, and we’re underway.
Evans and Larson launch themselves at the Hawai’ians, tackling them before they can bring the poles to bear. Folz moves toward Fire, but Alex steps in his way and drives the hammer into his stomach. Fire is left facing Eric. Propping HDBIII in the corner, she smiles and says something, and Eric steps closer. With no change in her expression, she kicks him hard in the groin. Eric doubles over with a squeak, and Fire hits the ropes behind him and plants him with a bulldog. She grabs his arms for the Firestomp, but Folz turns her inside out with a clothesline. Alex is only a step behind and dropkicks him in the back, sending him tumbling through the ropes. Alex drags Eric to his feet, and Fire is up as well. They send Eric to the ropes, but he drops to the mat and slides out to the floor. Folz is back in and clubs Alex in the back of the head with a forearm. He pitches him through the ropes, but Alex catches himself on the apron. Fire pivots and chops Folz in the throat. He staggers back, and Alex pins his arms behind him. Fire gets a running start, but at the last moment she sees Eric creeping up behind Alex and changes her trajectory. She dives through the ropes and slams into Eric, driving him into the railing. Folz takes advantage and breaks free, knocking Alex off the apron and following him out to the floor.
Meanwhile Evans and Larson have Kai on the mat with what appears to be a bloody nose, and Aina backed to the ropes. They send Aina across the ring. Larson drives an elbow into his stomach, and Evans follows up with an elbow the back of his head. Evans goes to the ropes and launches himself at Larson, who slams him onto Aina. Evans hooks the leg, but Larson falls on them to break the cover when Kai takes out his legs with a clangy pole. Larson rolls to his feet, but Kai is up first and takes a wild swing with the pole. Larson ducks and nails the overbalanced Kai with a kick to the kidneys. He yanks the pole away from Kai and slams it across his back, and then sits him up and stands behind him, choking him with the pole. Kai manages to get his hands between the pole and his throat. He suddenly bridges to his feet and flips Bryce over him, and then drives an elbow between his eyes and pries the pole out of his hands. He grabs Evans from behind and holds him open for some shots from Aina, and then the Hawai’ians send Evans across the ring. They lift him in a tandem Gorilla press and drop him throat-first on the top rope. Larson attacks Aina from behind, but Kai pulls him off. They lift Larson for a tandem suplex, but drop him face first to the mat, planting him across a clangy pole. Kai hits the ropes and flips over Larson, grabbing the pole and landing in a bridge, so that Larson’s upper torso is pulled back, exposing him to a baseball slide dropkick from Aina. Kai flips Larson over and covers, but Folz drops an elbow on him to break it up at two.
Outside the ring, Eric and Fire are exchanging chops. Fire grabs Eric and tries to send him into the ring post, but Eric reverses. Fire manages to stop in time, but a high knee to the back sends her into the steel, drawing a trickle of blood. Eric spins Fire around and buries a knee in her stomach, and then tries for a suplex. Fire sandbags it and shoves him off. She crawls away, which seems unlike her. Eric follows and grabs her by the hair and drags her to her feet. She tries a mule kick, but Eric turns and catches it on his hip. He pulls her back into position for an inverted DDT, but Fire slips free and dives away from him towards the ring post. As Eric grabs her again, her hand closes around HDBIII. Fire turns and swings for the fences, but Eric senses it coming and dives out of the way. HDBIII hit’s the apron with a sickening thud and actually embeds itself there. Eric looks from Fire to the bat and back, and swallows visibly. Fire, with blood trickling down her forehead, looks a lot like her brother as she smiles and stalks toward him. Evan rolls out of the ring behind her and spins her around. He nails Fire with a European uppercut and slams her face into the apron. He hits a release German suplex, but Fire flips in the air and lands on her feet, only to get leveled by a super kick from Eric.
Alex, having been power bombed into the ringside railing by Folz, manages to stagger to his feet and tackles Evans, slamming him into the apron. He pummels him with forearms, and then drags Evans to his feet and plants him with a reverse STO. Alex gets slowly up and grabs a discarded set of brass knuckles. He approaches Eric as he drags Fire to her feet and hits him with a rabbit punch to the kidneys. Backstabber by Alex, and he holds Eric in place as Fire climbs onto an announce table and drops a leg across his throat. Fire and Alex drag Eric to his feet and run him into the ring apron. Alex stuffs Eric into the ring, while Fire turn and punts the rising Evans. She grabs his arms - Firestomp!
Folz has Kai backed in a corner and wails away on him with chops. He pulls him out and slams his back into the turnbuckles, and then lifts him onto the top rope. Folz climbs up as well. Belly-to-belly suplex from the second rope! Folz rolls out of the way of an elbow drop from Aina, causing him to hit his brother. Folz hits the ropes and nails a diving shoulder to Aina. He pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He snaps Aina over with a power slam, aiming for Kai, but Kai rolls out of the way. Kai gets to his feet and tries to attack, but Larson is back up and nails him with a brass knuckle assisted punch. Folz makes the cover on Aina, but he rolls a shoulder just in time. Folz drags Aina to his feet and sends him across the ring, but Aina reverses. Folz hits the ropes as Fire gets onto the apron, and she pulls the top rope town, sending him toppling to the floor. Aina rebounds off the opposite ropes as Folz gets up, builds up a head of steam, and dives over the ropes, slamming into him and sending them both rolling up the ramp. Fire continues into the ring, grabbing her garrote off of the ring post. She drapes it around Larson’s neck and drags him off of Kai. She turns and hauls Larson onto her back. Larson starts turning blue, and Hightower actually checks for a submission. She releases Larson and hooks him for a Russian leg sweep, and Kai adds momentum to it by hitting him with a clothesline at the same time. Kai rolls out of the ring and Fire covers, but somehow Larson manages to kick out.
Outside the ring, Folz and Aina are brawling on the ramp. Aina has the advantage until Evans, bleeding from the nose, spins him around and knees him in the groin. Aina doubles over, and Folz and Evans take him over with a tandem suplex. Evans grabs his legs - Sharpshooter. Folz drops to the ramp beside him and locks on a cross face as well. Aina screams in pain. Kai sprints up the aisle toward them. Folz sees him coming and gets to his feet. Kai doesn’t slow down at all and slams into Folz, knocking him back into Evans and causing him to break the hold. All three crash into the ramp, Kai throwing punches wildly. Evans manages to crawl away and get to his feet. He kicks Kai in the head and drags him off of Folz. Folz struggles to get to his feet, but Aina grabs him halfway and drags him back into a Tazzmission. Evans turns and stomps on him to break it up.
Back in the ring, Alex has Eric in the corner and is hitting the count-along punches. Eric puts a stop to that at seven with a thumb to the eye. He follows that up with a European uppercut and slams Alex’s face into the turnbuckle. He hooks him for the Smackdown, but Alex elbows free. Eric takes a step back, and then nails Alex with the Three-Punch Combo. Alex staggers, and Eric hits the Smackdown. He covers, but Fire dives on him to make the save. She drags Eric to his feet and sends him hard into the corner. Handspring Elbow by Fire. She tries for a stunner as he stumbles out of the corner, but Eric shoves her off. Larson joins Eric and they send Fire to the ropes. She ducks a tandem clothesline and Alex explodes off the mat, leveling them both. Fire hits the opposite ropes and nails Larson with a leg drop as Alex pounces on Eric. Bryce rolls on the mat, picking up a set of brass knuckles out of Fire’s sight. She drags him to his feet and he swings, but Fire slips the punch - and nails him with knucks of her own! Larson staggers back against the ropes and Fire hits a standing dropkick that topples him out to the floor. Alex has retrieved his sledge and waits for Eric to get up - running shot to the head! Alex drags Eric up of the mat, hauls him onto his shoulders - Darling Driver! Fire climbs the ropes - BFE! Alex covers, and Fire stomps Larson as he tries to get back in the ring, as Hightower counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 22:46, Alexander Darling, Firewoman, and the Flyin’ Hawai’ians.
After the match: The Hawai’ians continue to brawl with Evans and Folz. If they heard the bell, they aren’t paying it any attention. Fire helps Alex to his feet and they head up the aisle. Evans and Folz see them coming and break off, heading to the ring to check on their partners. Fire and Alex join the Hawai’ians on the top of the ramp, and the four of them raise their arms and drink in the cheers.
EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. ECOSYSTEM vs. J-P SPARXX – Onslaught Rules Match, Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship PPV Title ShotEl Lobo Sangriento is out first, to a nice pop from the crowd. He rushes down to the ring and runs the ropes for a bit, giving the international symbol of “c’mon” to the ramp. A shot of fireworks meets the second thought, with “Let It Rock” blasting over the intercom as J-P Sparxx takes a running jump that makes it look like he’s an extra in “Cool Guys Don’t Look At Explosions” before running down and sliding under the bottom rope to cheers (especially Jewel’s).
PA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…
The lights turn bright red, white and blue, a skewed-metal national anthem blasts over the PA system breaking up the tune of Adema’s “Immortal” as Ecosystem storms down the ramp in full suit, flanked by Blackwater officers as he heads down to the ring. He slowly takes off his suit to reveal “Greatest Wrestler Ever” gear, and climbs slowly up to the ring as the bell rings…
…and Sparxx and Lobo both double-dropkick Eco off the ropes, into the arms of his officers. Sparxx and Lobo begin trading elbows, Lobo gets the best of a quick exchange. ELS whips the white TI into the turnbuckles, but Sparxx ducks between the second and third rope to pull a Christian-style up-kick to the head of El Lobo as he charges in. Yeah! Fuck Randy Orton! JP Sparxx quickly makes his way up to the top rope, and comes off with a corkscrew crossbody—but ELS catches him and forces him down into an awkward slam! A little off his game, El Lobo takes a second to make a cover, and gets a two count.
At this point, Ecosystem has made his way back up to the apron, and grabs the top rope. He leaps over, right into a big shoulder block to the gut by El Lobo Sangriento! Vintage ELS! Maybe! Anyway, Eco stumbles upwards, and JP Sparxx jaw-jacks him with a front-ace crusher, sending Eco flying backward and rolling out of the ring. Thanks for coming, Eco.
JP Sparxx is pulled into a front facelock by El Lobo Sangriento, but he forces El Lobo into the corner, breaking the hold. JP pulls outward and drops back, big monkey flip sending El Lobo flying to the middle of the ring. El Lobo charges, but JP Sparxx drop toeholds him down...right onto the second rope. You don’t think… JP Sparxx does a super-cool flip-over-the-ropes thing where he does a 619 from ABOVE! ELS is out in the middle of the ring! JP Sparxx is gesturing that he wants to go up top…but Eco sneaks up from behind, grabbing his leg as he ascends the turnbuckles. JP Sparxx spins, and KICKS ECO SO HARD THAT HE KICKED HIM VERY HARD, sending him down to the mat as he reascends—but El Lobo catches him and throws him back down with a flying arm drag!
El Lobo is now heading up top for some kind of moonsault, but JP Sparxx manages to get his bearings and climbs up behind. JP Sparxx is throwing elbows back at the head of El Lobo…El Lobo pulls back, German Suplex off the top rope! JP Sparxx crashes to the mat, El Lobo has a bridging pin—but Ecosystem comes out of nowhere, pushing back Lobo’s legs and putting his feet on the ropes! The PHONE-IT-IN! Both Lobo and Sparxx have their shoulders down—Eco yells at the ref, who makes a SUPER fast count: 1-2-3!
WINNER in 5:47…Ecosystem!
Ecosystem rolls out of the ring and grabs the microphone.
Eco: I just want to thank…thank El Lobo Sangriento and J-P Sparxx for making history here tonight with me! For those fans who don’t know, this was the OOWF’s very first “Feet On The Ropes Totally Legal Onslaught Rules Match,” and I could not be prouder to share the experience with these fine young competitors.
And as for Alexander Darling, my friend…we’ve had our fun in the past. But at PPV Title TBA, that Onslaught Title is coming back home…to the TWO-TIME, TWO-TIME, TWO-TIME, TWO-TIME, TWO-TIME Onslaught Champion, Junichiro Muyo!
Eco sets down the microphone and is escorted out by security, leaving two PISSED competitors in ring.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. STANK, MOOSEHEAD JACK & STAN FULTON – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match“Red War” by Probot plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stank, the OOWF Intercontinental Champion Stan Fulton, and Moosehead Jack come out to the top of the ramp. The crowd rains boos down on them, but none of them seem to notice in the least. They make their way to the ring and Moose pauses to snarl at the camera, point to his taped fist that reads DM with an X through the letters then shove the cameraman away. The trio climb into the ring and wait. “Alcohaulin Ass” plays and the OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions Drink and Destroy, Outback Jack, DH Magnusson and Danny Taylor come out through the crowd. The crowd erupts and it takes them an eternity to get through the people. DVD joins them at ringside, they turn and toast the fans and slam their drinks, then climb into the ring where Moose, Stank and Fulton immediately attack!
Moose and Magnusson tumble between the ropes to the floor while Stank and Jack, two of the OOWF’s grizzled old veterans, trade blows in the middle of the ring. Taylor blocks a punch from Fulton and catches him with a head butt between the eyes dropping him to one knee. Taylor waits for Fulton to stand back up and bounds off the ropes and takes him to the mat with a clothesline. The referee manages to get Stank and Jack away from one another and sends them to opposite corners. On the outside, Moose and Magnusson get some final shots in, then turn their attention to the match.
Taylor pulls Fulton up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a back elbow to the jaw, staggering the big man. Taylor bounces off the ropes and tries another clothesline, but Fulton catches him in a bear hug and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Fulton covers Taylor, but Danny kicks out at two. Fulton pulls Taylor to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner and charges in with a clothesline, as Taylor staggers out of the corner, Fulton tries a clothesline of his own, but Taylor catches his arm and arm drags him to the mat. Taylor bars Fulton’s arm and repeatedly drives his knee in to the side of Stan’s head, then covers him, but Fulton kicks out at two.
Taylor pulls Fulton to his feet and drives him back first into the D&D corner and tags in Magnusson. DH comes in and peppers Fulton with punches to the side of the head. DH pulls Fulton out of the corner and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Fulton catches him with a kick to the chops standing him up, Fulton grabs DH by the head and throws him into the corner. Fulton charges in, and DH tries to move out of the way, but Moose wraps the tag rope around his throat and Fulton KILLS him with a big splash. DH staggers forward, then drops to his knees.
Fulton tags in Moose and Moose climbs to the middle rope and drops an elbow down onto the top of DH’s head. Magnusson falls to the mat and Moose flips him over and pounces on him hammering him with rights and lefts to the side of the head. DH takes a few shots, then shoves Moose to the side and gets to his feet. He swings at Moose, but Moose ducks and clips DH’s knee from behind. Magnusson doesn’t go down, but he does stagger to the ropes. Moose charges in and tries to clothesline DH over the top rope, but DH gets a boot up and catches Moose on the jaw. MHJ staggers back, but DH grabs him and shoots him over the top rope to the floor, then follows him out.
Magnusson catches Moose with a couple kicks to the ribs, then pulls him up, but Moose has a chain wrapped around his fist and catches DH with a punch to the throat. DH grabs his throat and staggers backward, Moose charges at him and catches him by the throat and slams the back of his head into the ring post (his archnemesis ring post) then rolls DH into the ring. Moose follows and tags in Stank, but before Stank can do anything Moose goes back to choking the life out of Magnusson. Moose only breaks when the referee threatens disqualification.
With Moose finally out of the ring, Stank drops an elbow across DH’s chest, then hammers him with punches to the face. Stank doesn’t even try to cover, opting instead to pull DH up and sends him to the ropes and catch him on the rebound with a big powerslam. Stank covers, but Jack charges into the ring and breaks it up at two. Stank gets to his feet and yells something at Jack, Jack turns right back around and comes into the ring and he and Stank hammer one another with punches to the face. Jack ducks a swing from Stank and catches him with a kick to the chest that sends him staggering backward, right into the waiting arms of Magnusson who lifts Stank and hits an impressive German suplex! Both men are down and the referee starts a ten count. DH gets to his feet at seven, Stank at nine. Stank charges at DH, but he side steps him, then grabs Stank as he passes and hits DREAM STREET! DH covers, but Moose flies into the ring and breaks it up at two.
Outback Jack comes back into the fight and grabs Moose and the two of them tumble between the ropes to the floor, where the violence quickly escalates. Magnusson makes the tag to Danny Taylor and he comes in and pulls Stank to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, then calls DH back, and the two of them suplex Stank to the mat. On the outside, Fulton joins Moose in hammering Jack and soon the numbers game overwhelms him. Moose pulls a table from beneath the ring and sets it up and they put Jack on the table. Fulton climbs to the apron, gets a running start and hits the DRAGLINE! Jack crashes through the table and lies motionless in the wreckage.
Magnusson grabs Fulton out of the wreckage and pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the guard rail. Moose slides back into the ring where Taylor has Stank set up for a PUMP HANDLE SUPLEX! He bounces off the ropes and DRILLS Taylor with a BUISAKU KNEE to the back of the head! Taylor falls to the mat, barely conscious. Moose stands on the apron and calls for the tag, Stank tags Moose in, and Moose pulls Taylor to his feet, Stank races to the ropes, but DH has freed himself from Fulton long enough to trip up Stank, sending him crashing to the mat. Taylor elbows Moose in the gut then spins him around, kicks him in the gut and hits the DYNAMITE DROP! Taylor rolls Moose over and covers, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Just before Stank can break up the pin!
WINNERS in 20:53 – and STILL OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions – Drink & Destroy
After the match, Moose and Stank are quickly to their feet and they hammer Taylor, beating him to the mat. Magnusson tries to make the save, but he is quickly overwhelmed. Outback Jack is stirring in the wreckage, but he is coughing up blood, so he won’t be worth a whole lot. Stank and Fulton hold Taylor while Moose wraps the chain around his fist again. He repeatedly blasts Taylor in the face, opening a gash on his forehead. Moose digs his fingers into the bloody gash, getting blood all over the tape on his hand. Moose turns away and climbs the turnbuckle, making sure Davin sees it. Stank and Fulton continue the beat down of Magnusson until the crowd pops big and J-P Sparxx runs to the ring with a chair!
Sparxx NAILS Stank upside the head with the chair, sending the champ out of the ring to the floor. Fulton tries a clothesline, but Sparxx ducks it and tosses the chair to Fulton, when he catches it, Sparxx NAILS him with a spinning heel kick DRIVING the chair back into Fulton’s face! Fulton bails out of the ring grabbing his head in pain. Magnusson, Taylor and Sparxx close in on Moose, Moose pulls a scalpel out of his boot! He swings it wildly at the three backing them off a little bit. What Moose doesn’t see is that behind him, Outback Jack is back on his feet and in the ring. Jack grabs Moose from behind and spins him around, kicks him in the gut, sending the scalpel flying, then sets him up for the CHOMP! But Stank and Stan reach into the ring and grab Jack’s feet knocking him off balance, sending both of them to the mat. They grab Moose and pull him out of the ring and the three of them beat a retreat up the ramp while Drink & Destroy and J-P Sparxx celebrate by climbing the four corners and soaking up the roars of the crowd.
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