Midweek Mayhem (12/19) Live from Jelsava, Slovakia

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OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Jelsava, Slovakia
Wednesday, December 19, 2012

OOWF Intercontinental Title Three-Way Dance
Matt Folz (c) vs. DK Murphy vs. Danny Taylor


Phoenix Rising vs. Chris Evans & Rabbit Mask vs. Ghosthead & Mystery Partner
The Kai vs. Alexis Darling - Nontitle Match
LD Williams vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville
Stank vs. Davin Moreland
Justin Sane vs. Mai Muyo
Texpress vs. Power & Glory
Reverand Stan "Crusher" Fulton & Ecosystem vs. Comrade Sharkoff & Ricky Soaring Eagle
Moosehead Jack vs. Slovakia Special #3


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We come up in the Destroyatorium, and DK, Kai and Danny are well into celebration mode as the newly reformed Drink & Destroy managed to go three for three at Mayhem. Vic enjoys watching this for a moment, before coming over to join the boys. Vic holds up his drink, and they all clink and let out a little cheer.

DVD: Good night for us boys, enjoy it. (he looks over to DK) Hey Murphy, think you can give me a hand with a Keg in the back.

Danny goes to get up instead, but DK motions for him to sit.

DK: Nah, let the new guy help out. (he smirks a little) you old vets rest after your long night.

Both Danny and Kai give him some good natured punches for that comment, but DK just laughs it off and heads to the back with Vic. When they get to the back, Vic motions to a keg in the rear and DK starts hoisting it up.

DVD: I know you haven't seen the lineup yet, but you and Danny are in a triple threat match with Folz for the IC title this week.

DK stops what he is doing and turns to look at Vic, slight confusion on his face.

DK: You aren't asking me to lie down for Danny are you?

Now it's Vic's turn to look confused.

DVD: What? No, why would I ask that, what did you think I asked you to join, the New Guard? No, this is D&D, go back and watch the tapes, Danny had to fight OBJ or DH or Lobo, no quarter asked for, and none given. You understand?

DK nods in understanding.

DVD: You seem to respect this business, and you have shown that you respect the IC title as well. You and Danny share that in common, so once that bell rings, it's every man for themselves. Danny won't give you an inch, and he won't expect one either. And when it's all over, first round is on me. Sound fair?

DK: (smiling) Yeah, I think it does.

DVD: Good, now let's enjoy the victories of tonight before we worry any more about tomorrow.

DK and Vic start to leave when Vic stops again.

DVD: Oh, and one more thing, if you get a chance....make that son of a bitch Folz tap out.

DK's smile widens as we

FADE

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(With Razz and Russ still in medical, the OOWF crew grabbed Scheme Gene out of the deep freeze and shoved a mike in his hand and sent him out on the stage.)

Gene: As we wrap up tonights Midweek Mayhem, we need to report on the condition of Razz and Russ, and the doctors report that they should be back and ready to go by next week. But the cause of their injuries is due to an attack by one of my guests at this time, the Neil Twins, Power and Glory. Power, how could you do such a thing to bystanders?

Edra: (Putting his arm around Gene's neck) Collateral Damage, Gene. They were there, and I had to make a point. See, everybody's reading what Sis did for me all wrong. Everyone seems to think that sis here was brainwashing me, but that's not even close to the case. Clio's been....cleaning up some of Daddy dearest's handiwork. Sweeping up some of his old suggestions, some of his blocks, and getting me back to being, well, me.

Gene: Hold on now, young lady, you mean to tell me that the good girl that's been running around here has just been a phony?

Clio: A figment of my father's imagination, Gene. See, once upon a time Power was a really good girl, but, well, that changed one night.

Edra: You know, Gene. That night that Glory got attacked in college? You know, drugged and a little boy tried to hurt her? Lemme ask you something, Gene. How much damage do you think that someone under the influence of Rohypnol could actually do to someone? Very little. So who was it that took out that Phelps boy? IT WAS ME! AND I LOVED IT! Remember, I was pre-med. knew exactly what to do to incapacitate him, to administer as much physical pain as possible. Once Glory had her head together and could move, she grabbed his head and pounded it over and over into the ground until he stopped screaming. Then she grabbed...and ripped...and then the police showed up.

Clio: They called Dad, and he blustered and bullied and got us released as long as we got therapy. He sent us to Dr Sigmund Ziff. It wasn't pretty, but eventually we were much more docile, more reserved, more like we were...before.

Edra: My sister was able to fight through the blocks easily. But they knew what I did. The blocks were stronger, harder to bypass. Glory finally figured out how to get past them and brought me back. Say hello to the new, stronger Power and Glory. Both on the same page, both ready, willing, and capable of making their mark in the OOWF.

Gene: This week you face the most decorated tag team in OOWF History, Chad and Zane, the Texpress.

Edra: (Slowly, seductively) Goooood.

Gene: That's it? Good?

Edra: These two have been sticking their nose into our business for far too long. They think they're the best of all time. And they are. So far. They've been the measuring sticks, the division killers, the big dogs for so long that they've forgotten something. They weren't always the best. They won't always be either.

Clio: Let Chad and Zane continue to be the cavalry. We'll be something worse. We'll be something worse. We'll be the terrorists. Come on, ride to the rescue. We'll drop the bomb right on your pointy heads.

Edra: Which is why they wear their cowboy hats.

Gene: Ladies, please!

Edra: (Towering over Gene) Listen here, Gene. The bottom line is this. Texpress is so 2010. The here and now is what's standing in front of you. The future of professional wrestling. The next generation of destruction. And with a clear mind and a clean slate, there's nothing slowing me down now.

Clio: Oh Jack, thanks for the little gift. I'll put it to good use. (smirking)Trust me.

Gene: Power and Glory to face off against the most decorated tag team in OOWF history, Texpress, next week on Midweek Mayhem.

Edra: And may God have mercy on their sick, twisted, sexist, souls.

Clio: Toodles!

Gene: Please! More in a moment.

(Edra and Clio walk off, arm in arm, as we...)

FADE

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Eco is pacing around the medical trainer's room backstage.

Eco: I'll make them pay for this. Watch me, Mai, I will!

Mai: Why?

Eco: Did you black out? Power mercilessly attacked you after your match!

Mai: Yes. Because my brother would never attack someone outside the boundaries of a sanctioned wrestling match....oh wait, no, that's wrong...my brother wouldn't let someone attack his sister...no, that's wrong too....well, my brother would never attempt to injure his sister himself in a fit of rage...OH WAIT.

Eco: ...look, I...they did it to your beloved Stan too...and besides, that was all...um...

The Reverend Stan Fulton stumbles in, knees wrapped up.

Stan: You doing okay, Mai?

Mai: Just the usual bangs and bruises--thank you for asking! My goodness, how are your knees?

Stan: One day it'll catch up to me, but I don't think that day is today. That said, I was overhearing your conversation. If you want this guy to seek forgiveness, you can't keep bringing up his sins as though they cannot be washed away.

Mai: ...I understand...

Stan: And you (turning to Eco), you have to let her sister fight her own battles.

Eco: But I'm her--

Stan: Brother? You are. But you have been on a dark path, and she is entitled not to trust you yet. Perhaps you feel it's not the right time to turn the other cheek; even so, you ought not be that judge.

Eco's eyes flash with anger.

Eco: Don't you dare tell me what I can--

Eco pauses, physically stopping himself. He takes a breath.

Mai: ...Junichiro?

Eco: Okay. Okay. I'm just going to defer. I still want...I want to team with you. For her sake.

Stan: Great. But it will take work to get you ready.

Eco: Get me ready? Fulton, I am a two-time World Champion--

Stan: Leaving aside the circumstances of those reigns, you haven't wrestled in months. Let's go hit the gym. Unless you're unwilling to "humble your[self]...under God's mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time."

Eco: (closing his eyes) Yes. You're right. Okay. Yes. Okay. (Eco takes a breath, and opens his eyes.) Let's go.

Stan: I'll meet you in five.

Eco exits.

Mai: (harumphing) He's so arrogant!

Stan: He's trying. I think.

Mai: Hey Stan?

Stan: Yes, Mai?

Mai: Why don't Clio and Edra like Jeremiah Wright? I like Jeremiah Wright.

Stan: You know, it's probably for the better that you don't discuss politics much...

FADE

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*DK Murphy has quietly left the Destroyitarium unnoticed during the festivities. He makes his way down the Hallway of Nonrandom Encounters and opens a door into a locker room occupied by Stank and LD Williams, who both get to their feet. DKM extends open hands*

DKM: Not looking for trouble guys, I'll make this quick.

Stank & LD:....

DKM: I have not called myself a member of Drink & Destroy so far. I don't think I've earned it. That doesn't mean I am not 100 percent with Danny and The Kai, and it doesn't mean that I don't plan to make a name for myself by beating both of you in the ring someday. I know how much people joked about Moosehead Jack talking about respect, but I don't mind saying how much I respect your careers. That being said, and as much as the original Drink & Destroy and Fear Us were my favorite tag teams back in the day, I do plan on making my case for being in Drink & Destroy, and if our paths cross, so be it.

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time shift to the next morning....

~~~ Slow fade into a shadowy room. The shadows are broken when a door opens. We see inside the Destroyitarium, where Danny is alone wiping the counter. a shapely figure sits down at the bar and orders. Danny pours her a drink and flips on a light. We see Bridgette sitting there sipping on a margarita. Danny looks at her questioningly ~~~

Bridgette: ..... Don't worry shug, Zane knows where I am. And that I enjoy a cocktail now and then. I have a busy day ahead of me. but thought I'd drop in and tell you how happy we are to see you bringing back the D&D name. Now, if Vic needs to talk to someone about branding, I know just the guy.

~~~ She takes a sip ~~~

Bridgette: Oh, Chad & Zane have their hands full, that's for sure. I had to literally pull Zane back from going after Ghosthead after the show yesterday. He really does hate when people get involved in his matches. Of course, if it happens again, I might just let him. Sometimes it's good for him to let loose like that.

~~~ She takes another sip ~~~

Bridgette: And Chad about blew his top when Edra accused us of getting in their business. Those girls really do have a warped sense of themselves. I know Zane is looking forward to their match this week to teach them a lesson

~~~ She takes another sip ~~~

Bridgette: And did you see that maniac Soaring Eagle attack Sam & Mickie a couple weeks ago? I swear, Selena should really do something about that guy. and That Sharkoff is just as bad. and his little minx is the ONLY one that doesn't return my messages. Even Shannon chats with me now and then.

~~~ She takes another sip Danny gestures around her to the empty chairs. ~~~

Bridgette: Oh, Chad's out on a run. Every morning, rain or shine, even when Zane doesn't go with him. Zane's lifting weights. He's maniacal about it. I mean, don't get me wrong, I LOVE the muscles, but his regime is so strict. Hard to see how he keeps at it all these years.

~~~ She takes another sip, finishing it off and sets the glass down. She tries to pay him, but Danny waves her off. ~~~

Bridgette: Thanks shug. I'll take a bottle of Aquafina for the road. I've got Meetings with Selena and the board again today. I've been consulting with the new marketing campaign.

~~~ She heads out the door as the clock strikes 7 am. a Groggy Kai and DK pass her on their way in. Kai follows her as she walks away, and DK smacks him on the arm as we fade... ~~~

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(Edra and Clio arrive at the suite from training, and it's obvious that they had a hard session. Edra plops back in the comfy chair while Clio hits the couch.)

Clio: [/i] Damn, sis, you brought it today.

Edra: [/i] What can I say, I feel like I'm coasting. I've got more energy than I've had in...well, forever.

Clio: [/i] Those blocks took that much out of you?

Edra: [/i] It was like a regulator, I was maxing it out, and couldn't override it. Now, full on, full speed.

Clio: [/i] Well, don't burn yourself out, our big challenge is yet to come.

Edra: [/i] Yeah, the Texans. Looks like I got back to full speed just in time.

Clio: [/i] You think we oughta try the same thing with me, just in case.

Edra: [/i] Couldn't hurt. Let's go over your notes on what you did with me and we'll try to replicate it with you.

Clio: [/i] Notes?

Edra: [/i] You mean you did all this tinkering and didn't take a note?

Clio: [/i] Sorry, science isn't my strong suit. I was just throwing things at the wall and seeing what would stick.

Edra: [/i] Fine. I think I've got a couple of people who might be able to help us. Anyway, let's see what's been going on while we were working out.

Clio: [/i] I got it, sis.

(Edra and Clio turn on OOWF-TV to catch up. They see the Ecosystem, Mai, and Stan promo. Edra shutters.)

Edra: [/i] He gives me the creeps.

Clio: [/i] Oh, Stan's OK.

Edra: [/i] I mean Mai's father.

Clio: [/i] Brother.

Edra: [/i] Brother. He's …. not all there.

Clio: [/i] Be worried. From what I hear, he's more there now than he's ever been.

Edra: [/i] I wonder if Mai even KNOWS who Jeremiah Wright is? Oh well...

(The twins watch DK Murphy chat with LD and Stank.)

Edra: [/i] Remember when we tried that?

Clio: [/i] Yeah. More doors slammed in our faces than I ever thought possible.

Edra: [/i] They sure don't like newcomers that make their way in through the side door, do they? But guys like this, I dunno.

Clio: [/i] Sure seems familiar, though. Oh well.

(The twins see Danny and Bridgette in their early morning chat in the Destroyitarium.)

Edra: [/i] For such a sweet woman, she sure doesn't get us, does she?

Clio: [/i] Yeah, we never bothered the boys in training like they did. We just made sure that they got what was coming to them.

Edra: [/i] I guess we need to explain some things...

Clio: [/i] Now Edra, we like her. Zane belongs to her so he's tolerable. It's Chad that's the asshole.

Edra: [/i] Yeah, the fool's gonna learn. (Sighs and looks at her phone, that Clio gave back to her) It's too early for dinner, let's hit the focus room and see if we can reconstruct any of what you did.

Clio: [/i] Coolio. An extra burst like you've got will go a long way when it comes to the Texans. And since we did an extra session today, then tomorrow....

Edra: [/i] Yeah?

Clio: [/i] Spa day.

Edra: [/i] Ooooooo, my sistah!

(The twins High Five and hug, and head into the focus room as we...)

FADE

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Davin Moreland is sitting in catering reading a newspaper and enjoying a cup of Dunkin Doughnuts coffee. Stank walks over and sits nearby.

Stank - Oh my GOD are you wearing a Run DEA jersey?

Davin looks down at his shirt then resumes reading his paper.

DM - Appears so.

Stank - Holy Shit! You know this could only mean one thing!

DM - This was the only clean long-sleeve shirt I had that-

Stank - Matches your insanely expensive Asolo boots?

DM - Right.

Stank -

DM - And Run DEA is making a come back to wreak havoc all over the OOWF.

Stank - I knew it. The jerseys were a dead give away.

DM - That's why I begged Selena for our match next Wednesday. Nothing says Run DEA comeback like The GOAT whopping Lucas Mann's ass.

Stank - You know it's not a swerve if you spill everything before the big reveal.

DM - Well we can't all be as subtle as having a drink together then wordlessly going our separate ways.

Stank - Right... maybe we should have been wearing our matching "The Five" T-Shirts.

DM - You guys have T-Shirts?

Stank - Yeah.... but there are only five... well maybe four. I'm pretty sure Lisa burned hers.

DM - Yeah she tends to do shit like that.

They both laugh.

Stank - So, how's the little one?

DM - Mickie has nearly perfected an Adequately Plausible Diamond-Cutter.

Stank - Is that how you got that bruise on your forehead?

DM - No. You see I work for this professional wrestling organization called the OOWF.

Stank - Never heard of it.

Fade

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We see Matt Folz and Jaime McAllister walking arm and arm down the hallway when Folz stops and sees Stan Fulton walking the opposite way.

MF: Hold on a second hon, i just want to go talk to Stan for a minute.

JM: I thought we were going to lunch?

MF: We are, two minutes, I swear. (Tosses Jaime the car keys) Go warm it up for me, I'll be there in just a second.

Jaime nods and walks off, as Matt walks up towards Stan.

MF: You know you're being a Goddamn moron right?

SF: I'll kindly ask you not to use the lord's name in vain Matthew.

MF (laughs): Reverend Stan, here to save the souls of the entire OOWF?

SF: Here to help who ever asks, no more, no less. And I'll continue to do so whether you mock me or not.

MF: Not mocking you Stan. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, nor prohibiting the free exercise of" I may not agree with what you're doing, but I defend your right to say it. Much like you being a Vikings fan.

Fulton smiles slightly at that.

MF: There's just one problem though.

SF: What's that?

MF: That no matter how many bible verses they read or sermons they give or hear.. People don't change. Fundamentally we are who we are, and there's nothing you or anybody else can do to change it.

SF: That's a very cynical viewpoint Matt, and one I don't happen to agree with. I do believe people can change.

MF: I don't agree, but you have a right to your opinion. As long as I have you here, can I ask you a serious theological question?

SF: Of course.

MF: A brief story first, then my question. One of the biggest asskickings I ever took in the ring was in May of 2010. I'd just beat LD in an hour long classic to win the Onslaught title for the 3rd time, when an OOWF newcomer jumped me from behind, went up to the top rope and then crashed down with 461 pounds right on my ribs. Most people would have stopped there, but this guy... this guy went a step further and took an axe handle and smashed my already broken ribs at least 20 more times. And for 6 straight weeks, this same guy attacked me at every chance he could: Househows, Mayhems, Pay Per Views, in and out of the ring. I continued to wrestle, because I'm an idiot, but I was pissing blood for at least 3 months. Now, my question to you Reverend, in your expert opinion: Does this man sound like a good Christian to you?

SF: Looking back, I do deeply regret my actions early on in my tenure here. And I apologize to you.

MF: Hell Stan, you think I care about an apology? I was just making my point, that no matter how hard you try and convince yourself otherwise, we both KNOW who you truly are. Let me ask you one more question: When Juni turns on you, and everyone knows that's eventually coming, what are you going to do? Hmm? Are you just going to shrug and spout off bible verses, or are you going to take that axehandle and shove it right up his ass? Think about that, I'm late for lunch.

Folz walks away as we FADE

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Ecosystem bumps into Matt as he walks away, obviously intentionally.

Eco: And Matt Folz would know something about turning on his partners, wouldn't he?

Matt: Oh yes, I did such harm to you by breaking up the epic "Team TEaM." For a man with such a history of remorseless violence, you hold the weirdest grudges, Juni.

Eco: You're still going behind my back.

Matt: I will say everything I said to Stan to your face, with a smile.

Stan: Juni. Come here.

Eco: Folz, if you think I will--

Stan: Come. Here.

Folz: You heard the man. Walk. Or are you giving up the facade after one whole week?

Eco closes his eyes, breathes, reopens them, smiles, and walks toward Stan. Folz shakes his head and continues walking off.

Stan: You're making it about you already. Are you trying to prove him right?

Eco: You don't have to talk down to me, Stan. I'm not your child or your parishioner.

Stan: Not talking down to you. Just appealing to values we share. Or did you lose your faith when you lost your mind?

Eco closes his eyes again and tenses.

Stan: I'm not trying to offend, just being direct. You sought out professional help for yourself, after all.

Eco: ....I don't want to discuss that now.

Stan: Mental health?

Eco: My faith.

Stan and Eco share eye contact for a pause.

Stan: How frequently did you watch the OOWF in your time off?

Eco: Inconsistently. I got some updates from my sister...but then when she suddenly decided to treat YOU like the only one she needed and I...took some action...

Stan: Got me fired.

Eco: Right..I've been out of the loop a bit.

Stan: I have a clip to show you of our opponents for the week.

Eco: If you have the show name, I can pull it up.

Eco opens up the OOWF-TV app on his brand new iPad 4, and Stan clicks around for a second before opening a clip.

Mai Muyo vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle vs. Comrade Sharkoff

Hero by Skillet brings a happy and cheery Mai Muyo to the ring. She seems very happy, but is it the fact that she got a win last week, or is it that the Reverend Stan Fulton is in the stands to cheer her on?

“Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff. Sharkoff is so irate that Mai beat him last week that he sent Mila Kunis back to the US to try to find more information on Mai.

Iron Maiden's “Run to the Hills” brings out Native American Ricky Soaring Eagle. He still appears to have a lot of rage, but he isn't threatening everyone, just those who make his life a problem.

A very uncomfortable feeling comes over the fans as Ricky Soaring Eagle and Comrade Sharkoff look at each other and smile and shake hands. Mai Muyo walks over and offers her hand to Sharkoff and he takes it...only to pull the young evangelist in for a short arm clothesline.

As Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell things already look quite dark for Mai. She is on her back as Sharkoff puts the boots to her while Ricky Soaring Eagle keeps Creech tied up. As Creech breaks away from RSE and goes to officiate the match Sharkoff lets up on his pressure to argue with Creech...an act which allows Ricky Soaring Eagle to pick up Mai, not a small woman at 5-9 and 180, but he presses her high over his head and just drops her like a bag of laundry, then runs into the ropes and falls on her with all his weight...but doesn't go for a pinfall! Instead, RSE stands up and begins arguing with Mel Creech, which allows Sharkoff to start tapping that artificial foot to the mat, and the big Russian delivers a devastating kick to Mai's head and busts her open!

Sharkoff looks at Mai and gestures to Soaring Eagle to come over, and the big Russian throws Mai into the ropes and Sharkoff and RSE lock wrists and deliver a devastating Clothesline.

Sharkoff stands back as RSE picks up Mai for the Return to the Earth. But Ricky doesn't even try for a pin. Instead Sharkoff picks up a barely conscious Mai Muyo and throws her into the corner and follows up with The Sickle! Mai slumps in the corner but neither man is making a move toward ending this match. Instead Soaring Eagle picks up Mai and hits Sitting Thunder. Both Sharkoff and RSE are laying the kicks into Mai and she's not able to defend herself. Creech tells Sharkoff to let up, which gets Sharkoff to turn and threaten the referee. A similar request by Creech to RSE gets him more than a threat, it gets him pushed down, which tells Creech to signal that this match is over.

WINNER by Disqualification – Mai Muyo

Creech further orders the two to back up. But the beating continues....

..until a very large man scales the barricade in the form of the Reverend Stan Fulton! Fulton steps up the stairs and into the ring and tears into both opponents. As Fulton presses the attack, Sharkoff decides to return to his dressing area and continue the fight another day. Not so much with Ricky Soaring Eagle, who ends up eating a Dropline for his efforts. RSE decides that more payback isn't worth it and walks away.

Fulton walks over to where Mai is laying crumpled in the corner after the assault and quietly kneels beside her. The crowd is hushed as slowly Mai looks up and wipes away the blood and hair from her eyes and sees the Reverend Stan there. He offers her a hand, and she slowly takes it...and then leaps into his arms for a gigantic hug, which brings the crowd to it's feet. Fulton gingerly sets Mai down and rolls out of the ring and picks her up and carries her backstage, and Mai waves to the crowd as the couple disappears behind the curtain.

Stan: You weren't there. I was. And if you had your way back then, I wouldn't have been there either.

Eco: (really subdued) I...I hadn't seen that.

Stan: Wrath is a sin, Juni, but I'll admit that even Christ overturned the tables of the moneychangers when he had to send a message. You want to use your rage productively? We've got both of these two this week. You want to make it about Mai, not about yourself? A perfect opportunity.

The Reverend Stan Fulton exits. Juni slumps to the ground, and watches the clip again. He trembles a little bit.

FADE

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**SFJ#47 is with L.D. Williams in front of an OOWF banner.**

SFJ#47: “L.D., Wednesday night you face off against one half of Banned from Everywhere, Awesome Bill. Your thoughts?”

LDW: “Just a sec.”

**Williams pulls a polka dot bandana out of his pocket and turns his back to the camera. He ties the bandana around his head and takes a deep breath. His entire body shakes for a second, before he turns back around.**

LDW: “The man of the hour, the man with the power, too thweet to be sour, daddy! The Dream is back! Before we get to the match, I need to say a few words to all my babieth out in TV land. Now Chillun‘, I got your cards and letters. I know the question you’re askin’. Why, Dream? Why?? Why are you and that Stankin’ Mann walkin’ such a dark road? Well the Dream‘s not gonna make any excuses. We doin‘ what we gotta do. See, there are times in a man’s life when he has to do the bad thing, the unpopular thing, to make his feelin’s known. For us, this is that time. Love me if you can, hate me if you must, but know that I will always, always, always be the Dream.

Now, that brings me to Wednesday Night, when the Dream faces off with Awesome Bill! From Dawsonville! Bill, you and I both know what’s gonna happen Wednesday. We gonna walk that aisle. We gonna step in that ring, and we gonna get FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY, DADDY!! We be clubberin! We be cussin! We be fightin’ up a storm! And when the dust settles, when all is said and done, we gon’ see who the better wrestler ith, who the better fighter ith, and who the better man ith. It’ll be, pardon my French, Out-Damn-Standener than hell!”

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Fulton, after leaving Eco, walks up behind Matt Folz, grabs his arms and spins him around. Folz is immediately in full-on fight mode, but Fulton just stands there.

MF: "What?"

SF: "You and Eco got into it before I could respond further about that earlier incident."

MF: "Or you finally figured out an answer?"

SF: "Hey, I never claimed to be quick on the comeback. We all have our skills that aren't where they should be. Kind of like the Packers running game."

Folz cracks the smile this time.

SF: "All I wanted to say is thank you."

MF: "For what?"

SF: "For making my point."

MF: "Come again?"

SF: "You said that none of us change. That I'm wasting my time here."

MF: "Right."

SF: "And yet, you say when I started here I was a right sorry asshole."

Folz smiles again.

SF: "And yet, here I am today. I have changed. You're also probably right. Juni's nature from when he started until now has been about himself and how he can raise his own stature. But I'm starting to see true caring for his sister. My role is to nurture that. If he does turn on me, I will defend myself, but I will not retaliate."

MF: "Then you're an idiot."

SF: "That may be. That may be. But I'll be an idiot who's at peace with themselves. Not many in this company can say that."

Folz shakes his head, turns and leaves. Fulton sighs and goes back to find Juni to start their training as we FADE.

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(Fade in to the Kupele spa in Banskobystricky, near Jelsava. Texpress' Bridgette is enjoying a nice sauna after her massage and is relaxing, with her eyes closed. She hears someone approach quietly and opens her eyes to see the Neal twins.)

Edra: Well, Bridgette, we finally get to meet you.

Bridgette: Ladies, I assume you're here to start some trouble.

Clio: Oh, no. We wanted a spa day, and since this is the only spa for miles around, we didn't have much of a choice. But we have wanted to meet you though.

Bridgette: Meet me?

Edra: Contrary to popular opinion, we don't hate everyone here.

Clio: Yeah, we respect you for the way you stand up for yourself when it comes to Chad and your boy.

Bridgette: Well, my MAN is quite the person.

Edra: Oh, we know. You do such a great job in their appearances, promotion, hell, I've heard about your skill in dealing with their endorsements. Texpress wouldn't be the same without you. And I've got to tell you, unlike Chad, your boy never gotten personal with the digs against us.

Clio: Yeah, young, dumb, and full of...sexist and degrading.

Bridgette: Now, ladies, Chad is just a bit...crude at times.

Edra: That's like saying that Chris Rock can be just a little offensive.

Clio: Yeah, what would Zane do if someone made a crack like that about you?

Bridgette: (Pausing) I believe you do have a point, ladies.

Edra: See, Zane's never disrespected us. But Chad's a sexist pig, and ought to be neutered for everyone's safety.

Clio: Well, let's just say that we think a lot more of Zane than Chad, and leave it at that.

Bridgette: Well, as much as I'd love to stay and chat, I have a facial to get to.

Edra: Oh, you don't need a facial, you're lovely just as you are. Thanks for the chat. Let's do it again sometime.

Clio: Yes, let's.

(Bridgette gets up to leave, and Edra and Clio give Bridgette a hug and kiss on the cheek as she leaves. Bridgette has a puzzled expression on her face as she leaves and Edra and Clio sit down.)

Edra: Zane's a lucky boy. That accent just makes me....Brrrrr......

Clio: Totally. She's way too good for him. OK, minds off business. Recharge.

(The twins sit back and close their eyes and enjoy the sauna as we....)

FADE

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~~~ Bridgette returns from her spa experience. Chad and Zane are watching some footage on the Former Sony Media Center. ~~~

Bridgette: So, I suppose you saw

Zane: Wha?

Chad: We've been watching tape all day

Bridgette: Ahh. Good. Don't want anyone's dander getting up.

Zane: (Grabs the remote and watches OOWF-TV On Demand) The nerve of those two!

Bridgette: Oh calm down hon, there's nothing to get riled up about.

Chad: Yeah, the only person they insulted was... here's a shock, Me!

Bridgette: You do seem to rub them the wrong way, shug

Chad: Maybe someone should rub them the right way and they'd loosen up and take a joke.

Bridgette: That's the kind of thing you say that keeps the 'Sexist Pig' label going with them.

Chad: Then it's DOUBLY true. If they can't loosen up and take a rib, then to heck with them.

Zane: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Chad: Speaking of kissing, I have a date next week in Prague.

Zane: No shocker there.

Chad: (Grinning) No, but I might need to change one of our appearances. I have tickets to this really exclusive formal theatre that Monday.

Bridgette: I'll work on the scheduling. Who is it this time, the new blonde with the really skinny waist?

Chad: No, But I should invite her too. I'm taking the red-headed girls out on the town that day,

Bridgette: Both of them?

Chad: Actually, there are 3. (Grinning again) So I might be home late Dad

Zane: (Smacks him in the back of the head) let's get back to work.

~~~ They both grab Aquafinas while Zane grabs the remote. ~~~

Fade..

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We come up in the hallway of drunk things that make me laugh promos, and see Mai Muyo walking down it wearing a "team Rainbow Dash" My Little pony t-shirt. Suddenly at the other end of the hallway Justin Sane walks out, and is surprisingly wearing a jacket. Mai smiles seeing her opponent for this week. Justin smiles as well, and then unzips his jacket, and on his shirt we see a picture of this



Suddenly Mai's smile vanishes, as does Justin's.

Mai: ponies.

Justin: shortcake.

Mai: Ponies.

Justin: Shortcake.

Mai: PONIES!

Justin: SHORTCAKE!

The two of them start a mad dash down the hall towards each other, when suddenly it slows down into dramatic movie slow motion complete with accompanying soundtrack. At this point Ellie Mae walks into the scene at normal speed. She looks around confused, the Rev. Stan Fulton walks in at the other side, and the two lock eyes and shrug.

Ellie: Should we stop them.

Stan: I'm not sure I see the point.......how long do you think this will take.

Ellie: Well I suppose that will depend on how busy Chris is with school finals, and whether he feels like adding to this promo with anythi...

Ellie is cut off by Kayfabe running into the scene brandishing a knife. Ellie cowers, but Stan cuts her off and whispers something into Kayfabes ear and she blushes and leaves. Ellie shoots Stan a confused glance.

Stan: We have history.

Ellie: (pointing to Mai and Justin) What do we do about them?

Stan: Fade?

Ellie: Works for me.

With that the two walk off as Justin and Mai continue a slow motion dash towards each other in the background, and we

FADE

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*Quaint Slovakian Restaurant*

In a dark corner booth an INC turns on and we see Alexis Darling and Victor Deniro having a nice meal together.

Lexie: Thanks for doing this Vic.

Victor: No problem babe.

Lexie: *laughing*Vic, what have I said about calling me babe?

Victor: Do it more? *smiles*

Lexie: What am I going to do with you? *sighs*

Victor: What's wrong Alexis?

Lexie: I just don't know what to do about this whole Alex and Fire and Ghoshead thing. I think I may have made it worse earlier which is why I just needed to get out of there. And then beyond that, I've got to wrestle another good friend this week.

Victor: I can't really help you with your match you know. Kai's a member..

Lexie: Oh, I'd never ask but I have no idea how you deal with A'isha. *snorts* I mean I've tried to let the past be the past but she continues to live there and I just want to move past it.

While Alexis continues to rant we get a lot of "Mmmmhmmms and rights and nods" from Victor.

Lexie: But you don't wanna hear any more of that, do you? I'm glad you and Danny found some people you could rely on and continue the Drink & Destroy name.

Victor: That was really all Danny. He respects the history of the brand and knows it needs to continue. And after how Jack, Mags, and Spin accepted him he felt like he needed to continue that legacy.

Lexie: He's a good man. And his legacy will be more than Drink & Destroy I bet. But what's my legacy gonna be?

Victor: Honestly, whatever you set your mind to. I know I play a role...keep it quiet, will ya...but I see things others don't. And you really are more than just the other Darling. Not to take anything away from Alex because well, he doesn't need to prove anything else. But neither do you Lex. You're smart, beautiful, sexy, and way more dangerous than even most people think. You can accomplish anything you want.

Lexie: That's so sweet. But do you mean that even if that is taking a title off one of your new friends and no matter how much it may annoy your new girlfriend.

Victor: Oh, she's not...we're not...

Lexie: You really do get cute when you get flustered. You don't have to explain anything to me Mr. Deniro. We're having fun. No explanations required...but if you do feel bad, maybe you can do me a favor...just talk to her. See if there's anyway to thaw this ice bridge.

Victor: You got it babe.

*Fade*

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Firewoman is SITTING~! at Ric's Sandwich Shop, fuming, over a hot beverage. Moosehead Jack comes in, sees her sitting there, smirks and sort of saunters over and sits down, propping his foot onto a chair. Fire doesn't look at him.

MHJ: Hiya sis. How's things goin'?

Fire stares daggers into her beverage but doesn't respond.

MHJ: I see your sister-in-law locked you up.

He makes a big show of looking closely at Fire's face, especially her forehead.

MHJ: Nope...looks like you emerged relatively unscathed this time.

Fire's head snaps up and those daggers aim towards Moose now, who does sit back a bit.

FW: What. Do. You. Want.

MHJ: Easy, sis...just noticed your marriage was not going so great these days. Thought you might want to confide in your big big brother.

Fire just glares at Moose. Moose smiles broadly, as if he's so happy he could burst.

FW: I'm glad that this makes you happy.

MHJ: Only because maybe you'll finally see what I've been telling you all along.

Moose grabs her drink and takes a sip. He immediately spits it out.

MHJ: What the hell is that?

FW: Something called Mayan Hot Chocolate. It's got cayenne pepper and cinnamon in it.

MHJ: Since when do you like that?

FW: I...don't know.

MHJ: Look...*he looks around* I know....I know you're upset and I should say something but...I just don't do brotherly well.

Fire goes back to glaring at her cocoa, and Moose sits there awkwardly.

MHJ: At least you're angry.

Firewoman gets up and starts to leave, taking her cocoa with her.

FW: I don't have time for this again.

Moose grabs Fire by the arm as she goes to walk past him. She simply looks down at his hand.

MHJ: Use it. Stop trying to fight it Lisa. Stop trying to fight who you really are, and just be the fucking best in the world. Goddamn you are stubborn.

FW: Remove. Your. Hand.

Moose does? Huh...Then he covers with a smirk.

MHJ: And here I thought we were having a moment, and you were coming back to your senses, and reforming our happy little family.

A change comes over Fire.

FW: Our family turned its back on me when I followed the sun. We are one now and in a few days you will all know ... the beginning of a new age, where you will bow down before--

Fire is interrupted by a punch in the mouth. Her head snaps back, and blood starts to flow down her chin. She smiles, and her eyes change so that she's looking...well, kind of demonic.

MHJ: I am not scared of your bullshit ramblings about--

Moose is interrupted by the Super Hot Cocoa of Rage! Moose grabs his eyes and face because it's really hot, both thermally and because of the peppers. Fire punches him in the solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him and doubling him over. She rains a few elbows down onto him before pedigreeing him onto the floor.

FW: The blood moon has risen, brother dear.

Fire spits blood onto him.

FW: And no one shall be spared.

Fire walks away and the camera pans over to Moosehead Jack, who rolls over....laughing?

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<Moose gets to his feet and wipes the hot cocoa out of his eyes and gives a good hard laugh. He yells to Fire, though she is long gone>

LET'S SEE YOUR MOON GOD HELP YOU WHEN I WIN THAT TITLE..........<Moose snarls a little and mumbles under his breath> .........asshole

<he turns to leave and Matt Folz is standing there>

MHJ: Well well well. Matty Folz. What the fuck do you want?

MF: I heard what you said about wanting the world title. Not happening. I am winning that title, and when I do, I am going to be the last OOWF World Heavyweight Champion because no one in this company is going to beat me for it. So you can just forget about your stupid revenge on Fire and.....

MHJ: Revenge? You think this is revenge? Matty Folz, you go right ahead and win that title. You see, I don't give the slightest fuck who I beat for that title. I don't care if it is Fire. I don't care if it is Ghost. I don't care if it is you. The fact is, I WILL win the world title, and do you know why?

MF: Because you are a goddamn lunatic?

MHJ: <smirking> because it is the last thing they want. The suits thought they got rid of me. They thought I was out of their hair. Then they fucked up and hired me back, and now Selena and the rest want to punish me? They want to punish ME because THEY can't fucking be bothered to read? Not happening. So Matty Folz, you win the title. You take your victory lap. But in the end, I am going to take the OOWF title, and I am going to do just what I was born to do........bring as much fucking mayhem to the OOWF as I want. And while I do that, the OOWF will be lining up to take that title from me, like sheep to the slaughter. One by one, I will bleed the OOWF dry. And there is not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it.

Trust me

<Moose turns and walks away. Folz snarls and heads in the other direction, and we FADE>

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(Edra and Clio have gone to a local hotel restaurant to have some dessert after dinner when they see two SFJ's seated at a table that do not look very happy. They decide to sit down and chat.)

Edra: Ladies, Jane and Jill if my memory serves, how are you?

(The SFJ's say nothing. Clio notices an empty seat with a full plate of food in front of it, while the ladies have finished their dinner.)

Clio: Looks like someone changed their mind. Which lady was with you?

Jill: It wasn't a lady. It was...(sighing) It was Chad.

(Edra and Clio roll their eyes)

Edra: Where is he?

Jane: Dunno. He just...excused himself, said he'd be right back. That was an hour ago.

Clio: Oh for heaven's sake.

(Edra points across the room and we see Chad with a couple of sexy ladies, most likely local Slovakians)

Edra: Why am I not surprised that the dog went hunting?

Clio: Edra, it might....

Edra: He just keeps taking advantage...

Clio: Edra...please.

Edra turns to look at the Jane and Jill, who are trying to hide the fact that they're softly crying.)

Edra: You know, we just came out for coffee and dessert. Would you ladies like to join us? We could go over to Old Town and see the clock museum.

Clio: Or maybe look for a night spot. I'm sure there's someplace around.

Edra: You don't want to be alone, do you?

(Edra puts her hand on Jane's, while Clio follows her sister's lead and puts her hand on Jill's)

Jill: You're really too nice.

Jane: I know you two have things to...

Clio: We have things to do, and we're inviting you along. No strings, no pressure. Why not?

(Jane and Jill look at one another and nod their heads at the twins and smile.)

Edra: Much better. Let's leave the boy to his own devices and have a good time on our own.

(Edra and Clio offer a hand to the ladies, and they start to leave)

Jane: Oh, what about the bill.

Clio: Leave that to the boy. It's the least he can do. He owes you.

(The ladies leave the restaurant. A few minutes later Chad comes back to the table to find his cold plate of food, two empty plates, and two empty chairs.)

Chad: Huh, must have gone to the restroom.

(Chad sits down and picks at the cold food to wait for the SFJ's to return as we....)

FADE

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<SFJ01 is standing in front of the OOWF banner>

SFJ01: I am here with one half of the former OOWF world tag team champions, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville. Bill, you face LD Williams this week, would you like to comment

<Bill walks into the screen, his face painted and tassels hanging from his arms>

ABFD: RAAAAAAAAWR snort, grrrrrrrrr. RAAAAAAAAAAWRggggggg <shouting> LD Willoms you DARE challenge the POWER of the Awesome One and all his Billymaniacs! RAAAAAARRRRWG <getting really quiet> Mister Willoms……those who do not understand the power of the Awesome One are doomed. Mister Williams I climbed to the very top of the tallest mountain in the darkest part of the world, and the Awesome One sat, and he listened. <shouting again> FOR ONE HUNDRED DAYS AND ONE HUNDRED NIGHTS THE AWESOME ONE SAT AND LISTENED snort, growllllllllllll, RAAAWWWRRRRR <now looking at his hands and whispering again> the Billymaniacs told me……..they told me to walk, walk as long as it took. Get to an airport and take a plane. Take that plane and fly it to the highest heights, build up speed and fly that airplane of righteousness right into LD Willoms tower of evil. <shouting> AND I….

Off screen: CUT! CUT! CUT! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

ABFD: What? Whyfor you stoppin’ me? I was just getting to the good part!

OS: Are you serious? YOU CANNOT MENTION FLYING AIRPLANES INTO ANYTHING?

ABFD: Well why not son?

OS: Little thing called 9/11. Ring a bell genius?

ABFD: Ohhhhhhhhh well hell son, why didn’t you just say so? Lookit chere, just cutify that part out. Let’s start again. Damn son, it hain’t that hard!

<clears his throat>

ABFD: <shouting> AND THE BULLYMANIACS HAVE SPOKEN! AND THE AWESOME ONE WILL……

<just then, Drunkey’s head slowly rises into the shot. He is wearing a red bandana, and has a cheesy yellow mustache, and is wearing a ripped up yellow shirt that says “Drunkeymania” on it>

ABFD: LISTEN TO………well hell Drunkey! What are you doin? Yous ain’t supposed to come in till later!

D: EEEEEE-YAW

ABFD: Naw, no son. This promo was on its way to PROMOIFICATION OF THE YEAR! Now you done ruinified it!

SFJ01: Um, just out of curiosity, where is your partner Justin Sane?

ABFD: That ol boy is settling some unfinished business with Your Muyo. Hell, go on an look, they’s out in the hall

<the camera looks out the door, and sure enough, Mai and Justin are still “charging” at one another in slow motion while loud techno music blares and strobe lights fire off. People are milling about them going about their business, oblivious to the epic Strawberry Shortcake vs. My Little Pony war that will consume the company…….eventually>

SFJ01: Shouldn’t you do something to stop it?

ABFD: Naw, ol Justin has that mess under control.

SFJ01: You wanna say something about LD Williams?

ABFD: Uhhhh, Drunkette and Drunkey an me think a lo to of ol Stanley. That ol boy gave me some SOUNDER THAN HELL investment advice

SFJ01: You took investment advice from……..a duck

ABFD: Hell son, back in Dawsonville, ducks was voted to the town board! Ducks is smarter n’hell! Theys…………..uh………….purple…………..barcolounger……….flapjack mustang……….

<Bill completely trails off and just stands there swaying, pupils dilated, drool running out of his mouth, SFJ01 looks a little alarmed. Ellie May walks in>

EMFE: THERE you are!

SFJ01: I think something is wrong!

EMFE: Aw hell no, that fool done made his face paint with PCPL. Told him not to do it again after last time in Brussels

SFJ01: Brussels? Let me guess, banned from there?

EMFE: BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

SFJ01: Nice

EMFE: <grabbing Bill> Let’s go, time to try and sober you up for tomorrow night

<Ellie May drags Bill off, Drunkey just snorts, and tenses his muscles, did he just flex? And we fade>

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Nighttime in the Darling Luxury Suites and Fire returns from wherever she's been lurking. Everyone else is in their rooms asleep. She turns on a small light, searches around for the remote. Finding it, she turns on the television and tries to tune in a channel, but for some reason she can't.

FW: LUCKY!!!!!

A few moments pass and Lucky comes staggering out, having been awoken from a deep sleep.

L: What is it.....

FW: I can't get the History Channel to come in.

Lucky grabs the remote and looks at the screen.

L: No...you can't.

FW: So fix it. New batteries?

L: No.

FW: Well then--

L: I put a parental control lock on it. You can't tune it in unless you know the code.

FW: ....

L: ....

FW: So what's the--

L: No way. You are not staying up all night watching Ancient Mayan Prophecies. Again.

FW: Lucky!! The Mayans ... the calendar....did you know there's an asteroid heading here? Do you think that's a coincidence.

L: Fire...when's the last time you wore the necklace?

FW: Huh?

L: I know it was radioactive but I don't think you can still be feeling the effects.

FW: It was not, and no I'm not.

L: Fire...the geiger counter reading alone said....what are you doing.

What Fire is doing is pointing her fist at Lucky.

FW: See? No web.

L: Fire...that's if it was a radioactive SPIDER BITE, and anyway those are comic books and--

Fire takes both hands now and points at him, making a Bzzzzt noise.

FW: See? You didn't blow back into the wall. Or how 'bout...

Fire blinks hard at Lucky, who doesn't move. She does it a few times.

FW: Therefore, there is no--

L: Fire...that isn't...look, okay...so the necklace isn't affecting you. Can we at least agree on that?

FW: I've been saying all along it hasn't.

L: That means that there's a LOGICAL and RATIONAL explanation for all these ... behavioral issues. You have an appointment tomorrow.

FW: With?

L: Couple of specialists.

FW: Fine.

L: You should sleep. You'll want to be kind of awake for it.

FW: Uh huh.

Fire flops herself down on the sofa, remote in hand. She enters four numbers on remote and the History Channel starts playing "Mystery of the Mayans." Lucky looks at her for a bit, trying to figure out just how she did that, then shrugs and goes back to bed.

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~~~ Zane is sitting watching OOWF-TV On Demand. Chad walks in from his morning run. ~~~

Zane: You want to explain what happened with Jane and Jill?

Chad: Who?

Zane: The Red -Headed SFJ's

Chad: Oh them. They asked me to dinner, so I went.

Zane: And apparently walked out on them.

Chad: Here's what really happened. I was trying to tell them about the theatre we were going to next week, but they both kept their noses buried in their cell phones all night. Hardly even looked up. I went to the restroom, and on the way back I got caught up talking to several of the local sponsors of the show tomorrw. Lovely women, spoke decent English too. I signed some stuff for thier husbands. ANYWAY, By the time I pried myself away, they were gone. Not my fault.

Zane: Uh huh.

Chad: Honest. Say, I'm gonna grab some Aquafina & shower before we get back to the video work.

Zane: Uh huh. Well, Clio and Edra now have more fuel for thier fire. You know this isn't going to end well.

Chad: Does it ever?

~~~ Fade ~~~

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~~~ Mila kunis stands in front of the OOWF banner, flanked by Comrade Sharkoff & Ricky Soaring Eagle. ~~~

Mila: Once again, the powers that be have forced these two men together.

~~~ Sharkoff spits on the gorund ~~~

I spit on this place, another sorry excuse for a country. Who has heard of Slovakia? NOBODY! Since they leave the Soviet Union, Nothing but misery and ruin comes upon this place. That is what i have in store for Stupid Ecosystem and Crusher. Two supposed saviors. Comrade Sharkoff will let you get closer to God when i send you to MEET YOUR MAKER!

Ricky: Both of you are trying to save souls. I don't give a shit about that. I focus on the flesh & bones of my opponents. I focus on how best to maim, break & destroy them. That's what I do best, inflict pain. And in this, the Year of the Eagle, even Men of the Cloth will become mortal when they FEEL

MY

PAIN

~~~ The trio walk away and we fade ~~~

[wyattcox]

*fade-in to Chris Evans. He has been watching the previous promos involving Firewoman, and is eating popcorn*

Evans: Oh man, I swear, I should be paying you guys for keeping me entertained like this. This is almost better than sex. So how does it feel, Alex? I gave you plenty of warning, and yet you continued to stay with her. She tried to use your marriage as a betting chip in her sick game of wits against Moose, and yet you continued to stay with her. Now she tries to beat and claw at you like a rabid animal during that time of the month, and oh, let me guess. You’re actually gonna stay with her.

When are you gonna get it through your fucking thick skull and realize that the only one that Fire cares out is herself? The way she’s at right now, she’s more likely to rip out your intestines and use them as tinsel rather than have anything to do with you. And yet you’ll stay with her, won’t you? Hey, no issue with me, it’ll be one less obstacle in my path to getting my World title back. You should know that someone with as weak a mind as Fire will always be susceptible to guys that play mindgames. First it was Poe, then Moose, then Eco, then yourself, then Eco again, then Moose again, and now Ghosthead. You seeing the pattern there yet, rich boy? You can’t save her, nobody can. Because you can only save those that want to be saved.

Ask yourself this: does that really look like a woman that wants to be saved? She knows that her destiny is to be associated with tortured souls such as Ghosthead, drinking goat’s blood, or whatever the fuck it is that people like that do . And no matter how much she runs from it, and no matter how much you try to protect her, you can’t do anything for her. You can’t save the soul of someone who never had a soul to begin with.

*fade to black*

[wyattcox]

*DK Murphy and Dangerous Danny Taylor are watching OOWF TV in the Destroyitarium*

DKM: I've been watching the OOWF on TV since the very first match, but now that I'm here...

*DDT shrugs*

DKM: I know what you mean.

*They clink beer glasses and drink*

DKM: Slainte!

DDT:....

DKM: Yeah, so we haven't talked about the match. Do we feel still feel the same way about Folz as the last time we talked about him?

*DDT nods*

DKM: Anything else we should talk about?

*DDT shakes his head*

DKM: Works for me.